road to 200k messages

[violet temple]

anything more than 3 atb and I'm gonna call u a criminal😂

[zenith jolt]

for now

[broken patio]

It is but I'm also a Brighton fan

[bleak island]

Xhaka? He is a guaranteed yellow card

[wanton whale]

jesus fucking christ how much money on the bench lad

[acoustic edge]

bb2 no?

[wanton whale]

sorry that was dramatic af

[violet temple]

setting up the bench boost probs

[zenith jolt]

munoz to 4.5 xhaak to rutteerrrrrrrrr vamossss

[wanton whale]

ahhhh bb

makes sense

[acoustic edge]

litr nothing tho it’s a 5.0 5.0 4.5 4.0

[bleak island]

he will bench boost

yes

[violet temple]

Isn't tark injured

[broken patio]

I fuck heavy with rutter

[pulsar chasm]

mykolenko omd

[broken patio]

He played

[zenith jolt]

setting up the bench boost with darlow in the team 🔥

[violet temple]

so sad man

[pulsar chasm]

no way i’ve just seen mykolenko in the 25

[quick dawn]

do u think wirtz haaland can outperform salah wood(or bowen or any other mid procrd fwd)

[keen wren]

Bb2 🔒

[acoustic edge]

allow the palace everton rotation

[violet temple]

If he's 4.5 he's going in my team

[zenith jolt]

baki send ur bb

Now

[acoustic edge]

yeah i’m cooked gg

[pulsar chasm]

5

[cedar hull]

Probably going triple palace and fh6 at this rate

[keen wren]

Can’t leak

[violet temple]

nvm then

[zenith jolt]

Dm me then

[wanton whale]

its gonna be mid dont worry

[broken patio]

OMFG join me

[zenith jolt]

can't let Calafiori Lover ID: 1482 get the sauce

[broken patio]

Fh6 elite

[cedar hull]

nvm

[pulsar chasm]

cala rattled he sent some chopped team

[broken patio]

All the best managers are fh6

[keen wren]

Later I will

[violet temple]

who's all the best

[cedar hull]

We didn't need a free hit pre gw19 lol

[broken patio]

Me and classiic

[wanton whale]

i am NOT copying baki

[violet temple]

what rank did y'all finish last year

[cedar hull]

At least 3 or smth

[broken patio]

120k

[zenith jolt]

I made it into the top 10% league

[bleak island]

967k

[quick dawn]

lower than rank 1

[broken patio]

Bad season

[fathom bison]

Fh6 is free game

[wanton whale]

12.8k BUT if Sarr wasnt a loser i would be like 6k

[pulsar chasm]

be honest

[violet temple]

I swr smooth had a better season than u

[quick dawn]

i wasnt rly trying most gws

just log on and make a transfer

[zenith jolt]

Baki's team just dmed me it

😭 😭

Wrap it up

[bleak island]

That is not good

[wanton whale]

baki on no salah?

[cedar hull]

@keen wren thoughts?

[lone thorn]

i rate that

[violet temple]

Cala switching to no salah now

[wanton whale]

5/10

[pulsar chasm]

baki wouldn’t own renildo

[wanton whale]

baki isnt good at fpl

[zenith jolt]

Bro do you know baki

[violet temple]

going haaland to start w is acc not bad

[keen wren]

Bro believed that was acc my team

Ez

[violet temple]

And then wildcarding 4 into salah

[keen wren]

I would have Dan james

[zenith jolt]

Not double bluffing us g

[pulsar chasm]

he’d own one of the decent defences that came up

[broken patio]

Then fh6 for Haaland again?

[keen wren]

Good try wahful

[lone thorn]

yh that's exactly what i'm doing tbf

[violet temple]

god knows

[orchid plank]

so wc out Haaland when he has united at home?

[violet temple]

I haven't gotten past gw 1 yet

[wanton whale]

whos coming to the gw1 watch party?

[keen wren]

Keep it

[lone thorn]

not wc4 tho, maybe 5/6

[violet temple]

been doing La Liga fantasy a little too much gotta start thinking about fpl a bit

[cedar hull]

[zenith jolt]

Going to be so annoying when review comes out and people use a robot to decide their chip strat, ughhh

[violet temple]

5 atb

[bleak island]

People already do that here 😂

[broken patio]

Gw6 you want Haaland captaincy against Burnley

Arsenal have newcastle,
Liverpool have palace,
Chelsea have Brighton (I guess you can cap Palmer there)

[wanton whale]

BOOM

[keen wren]

We know you’ll buy review

[cedar hull]

5 at the front too

[acoustic edge]

yeah gg we all see your anal logs

split review w me

[violet temple]

Liverpool vs palace salah not bad for captaincy

[zenith jolt]

Sorry what about anal logs?

[acoustic edge]

👅coopdawg

[pulsar chasm]

split review with me like it’s 3 pound a month

[cedar hull]

Can't wait for the solio Vs review civil war

[zenith jolt]

Why would you buy that shit anyway

[acoustic edge]

i’ve never done it bro

you’re the one who has cba

[bleak island]

No one in this thread has a job

[broken patio]

@latent depot

[zenith jolt]

???

[broken patio]

Literally at work rn but okay

[quick dawn]

i can confirm

[violet temple]

Ur getting one cs tops gw 😭😭😭

[acoustic edge]

bb2

[bleak island]

Can you confirm this?

[broken patio]

Holy blue

[quick dawn]

hopefully going to cambridge in a few months

[cedar hull]

Yeah but like 2 DC points 🔥

[acoustic edge]

what course

[violet temple]

I don't hate it

[pulsar chasm]

shit

[keen wren]

Xhaka has to go blud

[violet temple]

man get an actual team 💔

[wanton whale]

im buying review icl

[acoustic edge]

bb2

[quick dawn]

mphil economics

[acoustic edge]

almost got banned

[pulsar chasm]

xhaka being bought for no reason at all

hate to see it

[cedar hull]

Went there for college, nice place

[acoustic edge]

yh wtf

[broken patio]

I'm at my bar

Very flakey

[acoustic edge]

gimme the 5.0

[broken patio]

Clearly*

[zenith jolt]

Let this everton shite go

[cedar hull]

Ayys leftovers

[zenith jolt]

Idc if they have good cbit and they get 4 points every 2 weeks

0 ceiling

[acoustic edge]

they have a good gw1 and gw2

[bleak island]

How does this prove anything? You are probably just an alcoholic drinking yourself to sleep every day 🤷‍♀️

[quick dawn]

you do econ?

[cedar hull]

Werent you saying to get a beer and watch the game?

[acoustic edge]

nah bro applying for polisci

[broken patio]

Think I could afford all that if it wasn't my job?

[quick dawn]

nice

[zenith jolt]

Clearly not he's spending 5.0m on Mykolenko

[bleak island]

A beer, ONE beer. That won't hurt you

[lone thorn]

shit u right actually, wc4 won't work , fk Salah then i believe in Wirtz + Gakpo

[cedar hull]

Only one lol

Who has only one beer smh

[acoustic edge]

peep the gw1 and 2 fixtures and talk to me then

[quick dawn]

only issue is i dont have any accommodation rn

[zenith jolt]

Yeah i'll have a look now mate 👍

[cedar hull]

Which one you going to

[wanton whale]

it could, if the glass smashed and you had to sweep it up and you missed some and you stood on the glass it would hurt

[quick dawn]

hughes hall on the waiting list

[zenith jolt]

Hi mate just had a look, nothing to say now

[bleak island]

I'll get my wife to do it. If you ever get a wife (probably not) you can do the same.

[wanton whale]

you have a wife?

[cedar hull]

Make sure you go yippee noodle bar, slaps

[wanton whale]

you must be old

[quick dawn]

i will if they have vegan food

[cedar hull]

Couldn't tell you tbh

[bleak island]

So can someone suggest me a better CB duo that is not VVD Konate

[cedar hull]

Get mykolenko

[acoustic edge]

cheers mate nice joke

[novel harbor]

mad

[wanton whale]

VVD murillo

[bleak island]

Is he guaranteed to start

[bleak island]

Im not taking your advice sorry man, nothing personal

[acoustic edge]

my team looks horrific now

[cedar hull]

Less than 2 points seems a bit misleading though no?

[zenith jolt]

Murillo mogs tark

[wanton whale]

your rage baits keep delivering 🔥

[pulsar chasm]

he ain’t wrong

[zenith jolt]

oh you had him

[bleak island]

Think I'll go Virgil Gabriel

[orchid plank]

Exclusive: Liverpool have no plans as it stands to bid again for Alexander Isak this window.

[broken patio]

Lol what

[cedar hull]

Exclusive from who

[zenith jolt]

triocta

if you are bb2

[acoustic edge]

yes

i won’t be btw

[zenith jolt]

why don't you own Esteve

[wanton whale]

exlusive from twitter

[clever hollow]

is this from fab cause hes the only t1

[zenith jolt]

yeah nor will i

[acoustic edge]

plays guiu

[wanton whale]

is ben jacobs tier 1?

[broken patio]

Ben Jacobs wow

[broken patio]

Yeah

[acoustic edge]

gakpobros

[broken patio]

Don't tell fasfewr that though

[cedar hull]

Idk what that means for isak as an asset

[zenith jolt]

Ben jacobs looks like your questionable uncle

[pulsar chasm]

isak straight back in siuuu

[cedar hull]

Ben Jacobs got something wrong in 2010 so he's not tier 1 btw

[wanton whale]

no

[pulsar chasm]

you don’t have control of my team pal

[wanton whale]

guess im going watkins

[cedar hull]

Holy fuck @wanton whale have you seen the mateta goal

[wanton whale]

i just want whats best

[wanton whale]

hes honestly on another level rn

[pulsar chasm]

so isak

[acoustic edge]

did gakpo/diaz play all 6 of pools first 6 last year?

[lone thorn]

Gakpo to the moon

[wanton whale]

no jota started many

[cedar hull]

I'm so on the palace train, can I quadruple with sarr

[pulsar chasm]

hate having even 1 palace

[broken patio]

So saucy

[zenith jolt]

Some people live in council houses mate

[broken patio]

Fh6 gang

[wanton whale]

i wish i owned a palace

[cedar hull]

Mateta was in behind , passed to sarr and he missed

[clever hollow]

calafiori legit went like 0/27 today

impressive

[cedar hull]

No wonder cala missed top 10k

[zenith jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ange-postecoglou-spurs-it's-just-who-we-are-mate-tottenham-gif-16500733392693627033

[wanton whale]

wym i never miss! im a hot shot 🏹

[clever hollow]

no comment

[lone thorn]

Ndoye 6m

[wanton whale]

what are you listening too?

[clever hollow]

croatian trash

[cedar hull]

Beautiful, might be an option

[wanton whale]

Isak news, new team

Gakpo vs 7.5 fwd and Gab only uncertain

[lone thorn]

is Hugo essential now

[novel harbor]

my thoughts exactly

[orchid plank]

Mateta again

[wanton whale]

@cedar hull oh my fucking god

https://tenor.com/view/nyet967100-jean-philippe-mateta-phatearl-crystal-palace-gif-7260117091681771051

[zealous forum]

[cedar hull]

again??

no way

[wanton whale]

brace

insaneee

[pulsar chasm]

wait how many points for mateta

[cedar hull]

i love him

[wanton whale]

hilarious pal

[pulsar chasm]

don’t get upset

[orchid plank]

Richards assist in fpl

[wanton whale]

team is 95 percent locked

[acoustic edge]

see u all gw1

[violet temple]

U forgot the point
9.5 per cent locked

[wanton whale]

starting guiu 🥺

[violet temple]

🔥

[acoustic edge]

yeah nice work bro

[pulsar chasm]

peep bench

[wanton whale]

nah minus gab its looked

[pulsar chasm]

cala can’t miss today

team reveal #11 today

[wanton whale]

you'd start evan icl

[violet temple]

Gyok over Watkins might be a shout to get a gw2 captain

[acoustic edge]

thanks for the input mate

[wanton whale]

well guiu may not be a starter 🤯

[acoustic edge]

mateta is good too btw for salah mateta -> haaland mgw(or equivalent) gw6

[wanton whale]

depends on his minutes

[wanton whale]

im fh6

[acoustic edge]

that’s crazy that gw1 is in 10 mins and i can’t change it !!!

[violet temple]

preseason ain't gon tell u everything

[zenith jolt]

No worries, as helpers we are always here to help.

[lone thorn]

no city

[violet temple]

marmoush is deadass going under the radar

I'm all for it

[wanton whale]

what exactly is essential from city

[pulsar chasm]

i have him yeah

[wanton whale]

all rotation risks

[zenith jolt]

Haaland

[wanton whale]

😭 cant have both

[lone thorn]

u gotta be risky with it

[pulsar chasm]

be honest

[quick dawn]

marmoush is great i just cant fit him into many drafts

[wanton whale]

you can

[wanton whale]

if moush gets good minutes hes defo great

[lone thorn]

Lacroix -> Munoz to get a 4.5 on bench?

[wanton whale]

a 4.5 defender?

not needed

[lone thorn]

mb boss

[wanton whale]

im not rotating my back 4

no its fine

[zenith jolt]

Munoz to Lacroix to get rid of Bludclart Ramsey?

[quick dawn]

you can get xhaka

[pulsar chasm]

gw4 might hurt

[quick dawn]

king if he starts though…

[zenith jolt]

Such an L for people who don't have Benda honestly

[wanton whale]

omd shut up about king

[quick dawn]

ngl i could start him gw1 over lacroix or someone

[zenith jolt]

Have to stay more tapped in

[cedar hull]

dubravka going burnley tbh

[zenith jolt]

am i right @cedar hull @pulsar chasm @frank mulch

[wanton whale]

sorry was mean

[cedar hull]

but regardless

i love benda

[wanton whale]

it wont lad

[zenith jolt]

I feel a bit of benda in me tbh

[pulsar chasm]

yes bro

[zenith jolt]

that's how much i love him

[quick dawn]

you have ramsey over him?

[pulsar chasm]

2x forest vs arsenal at emirates

fairs tho

[wanton whale]

cbit 🤯

can always play guiu away at brentford 😈

[pulsar chasm]

so his realistic ceiling is 3

cold

[lone thorn]

nah let him cook

[pulsar chasm]

murillo screamer is due

[wanton whale]

can always move him out

lacroix is there

[zenith jolt]

And it looks like Virgil van Dijk is stepping up for the free kick here...

[quick dawn]

guiu will price drop ngl

[lone thorn]

straight into the wall, but Wirtz catches the rebound passes to Gakpo and that's a lovely finish!! 7-0

[latent depot]

why will he price drop?

[quick dawn]

benched

[latent depot]

but all of the 4.5s will be benched

[quick dawn]

yes but casuals will sell

[latent depot]

he'll get the most minutes

[pulsar chasm]

can avoid that by having someone on the bench

[latent depot]

if anything, I think he has the best chance of the 4.5s for a price rise

[pulsar chasm]

considering his games around arsenal are nice

[wanton whale]

guiu 👍

[quick dawn]

ppl will do like a mid and guiu to a fwd who actually starts

i mean hes the best option rn obviously

[latent depot]

more like haaland to guiu, mid to salah

[wanton whale]

esteve has pool at home which is even better

remember the time greaves scored away at pool 😈

dont count them out

[bleak island]

Mateta is on fire

[wanton whale]

get him straight in

[bleak island]

You encouraging me is not a good sign

[pale tiger]

Eze goal

[acoustic edge]

how r people getting around gw4 for forest

[pulsar chasm]

in here it doesn’t look like they are

just eating it

[acoustic edge]

cl think i have to do the same

[cedar hull]

mateta ass

[pulsar chasm]

mateta haul

[bleak island]

He is a good option

Should be considered

[bleak island]

How many goals

[orchid plank]

murillo 4 pointer

[quick dawn]

dont mind just playing murillo

or bench for some cheap bench option if they look good

[wanton whale]

it wont be 4

[pale tiger]

2 goals 1 assist

[wanton whale]

3 more likely

[bleak island]

Lovely work from Jean

[pale tiger]

Clean shaven mateta effect

[bleak island]

Might have to get him

[pulsar chasm]

sorry to hear it

[quick dawn]

wait the king plays leeds

we chilling

[bleak island]

Are you in love with the king? You seem to mention him quite often

[quick dawn]

well he might be a cheat code

and no one knows about him

[bleak island]

Why is he a cheat code

[limber pine]

MATETAS in the room

[cedar hull]

whats genuinely up with king

[clever hollow]

no way shit got seleted

[cedar hull]

breakthrough season or smth?

[quick dawn]

fulham fan on this thread says he starts cam rn

[cedar hull]

[quick dawn]

even if he subs on he would be as good as ramsey or miley

josh king

[cedar hull]

no whos the fulham fan

[lone thorn]

ESR clear

[bleak island]

is he even nailed

[orchid plank]

@chilly ibex king starting cam?

[quick dawn]

well hes not 4.5m and he plays lw

[lone thorn]

lw??

ESR plays cam

[quick dawn]

not in pre season

[acoustic edge]

last team post i swear

[cedar hull]

mateta train 🔥

[quick dawn]

isnt udogie crocked

[acoustic edge]

swap him for another 4.5 then gg

[wanton whale]

Double spurs defense double Bournemouth is bold

[lone thorn]

preszn lineups r unserious... ESR and Pereira r the starting cams, Iwobi lw

[quick dawn]

surely the fulham fan is more knowledgable

we can see more preseason lineups

but his baseline is as good as miley and ramsey anyway

[lone thorn]

maybe King will play cm, but not cam ahead of ESR/Pereira

[quick dawn]

why are they lining up like that then

[pale tiger]

rw Wilson / sessengon / adama

[quick dawn]

wilson is rw

[pale tiger]

could be a steal at 5.5

minutes risk I guess

[quick dawn]

i mean i just want a 4.5 mid who starts

theres none in the game rn

[latent depot]

I just want a good 5.5-6.5 forward without shite fix

[cedar hull]

thiago

[latent depot]

hmm

[violet temple]

That's assuming wissa leaves no?

[cedar hull]

hes still fine whether wissa is there or not

• pens - open play

[latent depot]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-morty-you-son-of-a-bitch-im-in-animated-series-gif-17733141

[cedar hull]

9 and 2 pen record for thiago

took them for brugge

[latent depot]

has thiago done anything in preseason

[quick dawn]

wasnt he their record signing and got 0g0a

[lone thorn]

he scored

[latent depot]

proper barrel scraping tbh, but when all the known forwards are shite, you have to consider the unknown quantities

nevermind, I'm sticking to 451 with Solanke and defensive rotation until more preseason games are played

[bleak island]

Are you sure Solanke is a starter 100%

[quick dawn]

well he is if hes not injured

[latent depot]

"until more preseason games are played"

[bleak island]

If he is healthy does he start 100%

[latent depot]

presumably

[latent depot]

counting low intensity preseason CBITS

[orchid plank]

it’s just who we are mate

[violet temple]

Eze 12 oh my god!!!!

[cedar hull]

eze with dcs

he only got 4 last season

[wanton whale]

mama mia

[pale tiger]

Richards got an assist too 👀

[cedar hull]

if isak doesnt go pool i like this, but im gonna be murdered for unknown assets and triple palace

[acoustic edge]

r u fh4

[fathom bison]

it's the history of preseason

[cedar hull]

6 ig

[slim bane]

oh

[cedar hull]

its pretty heavyily favoured towards caveman data tbf

[fathom bison]

triple palace too?

[orchid plank]

What’s the point of fh4 if ur on it

[violet temple]

Rogers and vdv instead use the 1.5 elsewhere

[fathom bison]

ffs brother got muted before i could get my answer

[wanton whale]

why did he get muted lmao

[lone thorn]

clean

[slim bane]

hmm

is wirtz that bad

[oak jasper]

bad behaviour

[wanton whale]

twitter link i think

[acoustic edge]

i’m not but forest play arsenal away gw4

[novel harbor]

alright enough time has passed guehi clear of lacroix for cbit now

[obtuse shoal]

What’s the best 5.0 def (leaving Lacroix out of it)?

[fathom bison]

Neco Williams imo

probably wouldn't choose him over the forest cbs but he's one of the best fullbacks for cbit and possible attacking returns

[obtuse shoal]

Yeah for the moment already have Murillo.

[quick dawn]

idk none

[pulsar chasm]

senesi @west marsh

you have to ask him to own senesi

[thin jasper]

what the fuck the whole squad just got smoked!

[pulsar chasm]

nketiah injured btw

[wanton whale]

yeah was gonna say

good for Mateta

[pulsar chasm]

disagree

[wanton whale]

why

[pulsar chasm]

nketiah quantum leaps and stretches defences for mateta

[wanton whale]

nketiah does that when mateta is off

[pulsar chasm]

wrong

[wanton whale]

dont take the piss

[bleak island]

Is this another weird term people here use 😂 😂

[pulsar chasm]

glasner said to me personally that they will be doing that this season

[pulsar chasm]

shitting it now mate

[wanton whale]

yes there is an xQuantum leap stat

[bleak island]

What does that even mean man

Is it another made up statistic

[pulsar chasm]

@clever hollow is the inventor

[bleak island]

Everyone here is some kind of inventor 😂 Pretty impressive

[wanton whale]

means expected chance of stretching defenses using quantum data analysis

[bleak island]

Means fuck all mate

He either knows how to play footy or does not

No bullshit around here

[pulsar chasm]

yeah not sure who brought up quantum leaping tbh

[wanton whale]

nah mate its all in the analysis

[pulsar chasm]

these helper mugs

[bleak island]

You are a helper here right?

[wanton whale]

you know the answer

[pulsar chasm]

allegedly

[bleak island]

Are you or not?

I dont know the answer

I need a clear yes or no

[wanton whale]

if you click my profile and view roles

[bleak island]

Ok I see it now

So if you are a helper why are you using words and sentences that don't help me ?

[thin jasper]

hi friends here to help

[wanton whale]

whether you use what i say or not is not important

[bleak island]

It is important

[wanton whale]

i apologise

[bleak island]

you're not helping with these words and terms that mean nothing

[wanton whale]

is there anything that you would like?

[bleak island]

Help with my team

Would be cool

[wanton whale]

be me guest

[clever hollow]

ye my thesis at uni was about murillos quantum leaps in half spaces in the 23/24 season

[pulsar chasm]

he was quite the quantum leaper indeed

the way he got between lines in the LHS was just… wow.

[bleak island]

can i show you my team?

[wanton whale]

sure

[elder cargo]

a bit more enthusiasm

[bleak island]

Kelleher
Gvardiol
Gabriel
Konate
Esteve
Saliba
Caicedo
Mitoma
Brownhill
Wirtz
Miley
Barry
Haaland
Kroupi

[wanton whale]

sorry

[bleak island]

Any advice is appreciated

Serious advice of course

[wanton whale]

prefer 5.5s for defenders, eg murillo, tark munoz helps free funds as well

[bleak island]

Where would I use the funds

[wanton whale]

Barry is an interesting one as im unaware of his minutes

[wanton whale]

you could upgrade barry to a 7.5 fwd

[bleak island]

Yeah I know my stuff man 😉 4 finishes in the 1M rank for a reason

[bleak island]

Who is a good forward for that price

[wanton whale]

thats very impressive!

[wanton whale]

Mateta, Wood, Solanke all great

[bleak island]

Wood is not a great pick

Are you trolling me again

[wanton whale]

i gave you 3 options!

[bleak island]

You're joking me with that Wood option right

"helper"

[wanton whale]

well Wood has pens and decent opening fixtures, but did overperfom his xG so i understand why you wouldnt want him

[bleak island]

Where do I request another helper

[wanton whale]

if you use the rmt feature you can get many different peoples views!

[bleak island]

Will do, not sure how I thought someone with another man on their profile picture would be serious

[wanton whale]

Facts. @pulsar chasm you are so weird

[pulsar chasm]

that’s me

[wanton whale]

redsix too

no one is safe from fasfewr 😈

[thin jasper]

hey i can help

i also finished within the top 1 million

[bleak island]

Congrats mate, big achievement, I posted my team up in the chat, I'd love some good advice

[thin jasper]

personally i wouldn’t double up on Arsenal defense since their starting fixtures are not amazing and they don’t get as many defensive contribution points as some other defenders

[bleak island]

But we're the best team in the league

And best defense in the league

Best duo at the back aswell

[lone thorn]

cook

[thin jasper]

for sure, arsenal are great, but from gameweek 3-6 they face some really tough teams that will probably score

[pulsar chasm]

as an arsenal fan i’m going to have to agree

but double is heavy to start

[bleak island]

Yeah that is true. I will take it into consideration bro

[thin jasper]

and Gabriel and Saliba normally do not rack up lots of defensive contributions even though they are great defenders due to how good Arsenal are at keeping the ball

[bleak island]

My guy, if you're ever at the Emirates i'd love to meet up

[wanton whale]

yeah not much cbit for arsenal defenders

[pulsar chasm]

absolutely bro i’m a regular goer

[wanton whale]

gooner?

[bleak island]

Nice one

[pulsar chasm]

@acoustic edge where chelsea badge

[violet temple]

any1 looking at bruno fernandes seems like a baller!

[wanton whale]

wait why is classicc still muted

[thin jasper]

so purely for racking up points, I think there are better options like Van Dijk or Tarkowski

[pulsar chasm]

i put him in timeout

[acoustic edge]

put it on thanks for the reminder

[violet temple]

bruno cunha sesko triple up

[lone thorn]

12h

[violet temple]

I'll be there no matter what

[thin jasper]

he’s locked in my team

mods can we unmute classic

[wanton whale]

for what

[violet temple]

Cold

[thin jasper]

i promise he will be good

[keen wren]

We’re good

[lone thorn]

i wasn't the one who muted so

[wanton whale]

ohhhh

i know why

[thin jasper]

you can win favour of everyone if you unmute classic

[violet temple]

on a real note tho what's u guys midfield looking like

[pulsar chasm]

tell us

[thin jasper]

i know you want to unmute him

[wanton whale]

not bringing that up again

[acoustic edge]

cheers steelix W contribution

[pulsar chasm]

nearly

[violet temple]

I know right

I'm really helpful

every now and then

[pulsar chasm]

i have like 7 midfielders i like

[wanton whale]

you can only have 5

[pulsar chasm]

minutes and money will dictate ig

[violet temple]

whoever capped that I'm banning u if u find u

[thin jasper]

i like this one

[pulsar chasm]

this is why they hired you

[bleak island]

I see why you have the helper role

[acoustic edge]

steelix is locked tf in

[violet temple]

that would be quite peak

[wanton whale]

love it, whos the guy in red tho on the right?

[lone thorn]

stacked icl, premium Anderson with 4 other nobodies

[thin jasper]

man getting cooked by fasfewr id retire immediately

[violet temple]

Premium Anderson

Pack it up man

[lone thorn]

cmon

[pulsar chasm]

what’s wrong with fasfewr

[wanton whale]

who?

[violet temple]

I'm gonna acc go build a team now see y'all in 2 minutes

[wanton whale]

good luck remember to use all your budget 😈

[keen wren]

We’ll be waiting

[bleak island]

If you post it here Calafiori Lover might help you out. Or try to help you out

[lone thorn]

warra helper

[wanton whale]

hes used to la liga fantasy

[pulsar chasm]

my midfield.

why skull

[wanton whale]

always here bud

[violet temple]

Na

[keen wren]

3/4

[bleak island]

Thats not a good thing

[wanton whale]

likewise

[lone thorn]

ur cooking don't listen to the skulls

[violet temple]

if anything I'm gonna ask help from u Mr fasfewr

[pulsar chasm]

thanks bro

[bleak island]

Im not the best at giving advice but I have 4 finishes in 1M so I think im well qualified

Probably more qualified than some of the "helpers" here

[pulsar chasm]

this is the season of the wingbacks

[violet temple]

that's good

[bleak island]

Thanks mate, thats what happens when you watch the games and not wank to sequences of numbers

[wanton whale]

top 10 percent finishes 4 times is very impressive no joke

[bleak island]

Please stop replying to me. Thanks

[pulsar chasm]

cook that bum

[wanton whale]

i got cooked for nothing 😭

[violet temple]

Why have they made the app so shit bro

[violet temple]

can't even check fdr

[acoustic edge]

👍

[violet temple]

I don't know anything bar gw1 fix

[pulsar chasm]

triple spurs then

[wanton whale]

check pins g

[lone thorn]

over half the features don't work

[violet temple]

Give me some of these keeper rotations

Or are y'all going one keeper and balling

[wanton whale]

one keeper

dont bother

[lone thorn]

1

[violet temple]

okay so 2 keepers it is

Send rotation some1

[bleak island]

From my experience that is not the best idea

[chilly ibex]

i think King will start as CAM and ESR will be LW

[violet temple]

okay back to one keeper

[pulsar chasm]

why did u leak ffs

[chilly ibex]

but the best thing to do is to wait and see the next friendlies

[lone thorn]

so where's Iwobi playing then

[chilly ibex]

bench

[bleak island]

Iwobi is not being benched

[pulsar chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-chair-spin-spinning-chair-foldable-chair-gif-27635879

[chilly ibex]

why not

[wanton whale]

coz hes like one of your best players

[orchid plank]

Then Wilson on the lovely right spot?

[bleak island]

Ex-Arsenal and too good to be on the bench

[lone thorn]

benching ur best attckr last szn, fairs

[pulsar chasm]

the king leak was exclusive man can't believe it

[chilly ibex]

BUT king is only 18 and idk if silva will play him

[violet temple]

saliba the best arsenal def?

[chilly ibex]

he played like 5 prem games

[chilly ibex]

yes

[lone thorn]

Gabi's back bro

[wanton whale]

tbf king is 4.5 and maybe Marco Silva plays fpl

[bleak island]

If you ask the Liverpool fans here age is not a problem.

[chilly ibex]

wilson will be rw

even if we sign chukwueze

[violet temple]

He's back?

good to know

[pulsar chasm]

bros coping cuz he didn't know king was the way

[violet temple]

would u rather a forest defender or a Chelsea defender

[pulsar chasm]

warra helper

[violet temple]

I mean keeper but yeah

[lone thorn]

yh Arteta said he will be back for one of the friendlies ,and gw1

[violet temple]

cool good to know

[chilly ibex]

i mean thats how silva is preparing

[pulsar chasm]

so he's out till 2027 cold

lying fuck

[bleak island]

Gabriel should score a few corners aswell this season

Easy points

[violet temple]

@bleak island forest or Chelsea keeper

[pulsar chasm]

hate arteta with all my fibres

[bleak island]

Forest have better fixtures

[violet temple]

Thank u

[bleak island]

If Chelsea sign Donnarumma then I do not know

[bleak island]

No problem mate. Reckon you can recommend me as a helper here?

[lone thorn]

yh we'll get right on that

[clever hollow]

abdoulie sanyang

[violet temple]

next applications apply and I'll put in a word for u

[bleak island]

Well I dont expect it now but in a few years

I have a long way to go

Once the kids move out can focus on Discord more

[lone thorn]

damn, humble, i like that

[clever hollow]

dont think youd have anything useful to say mate 👍

[bleak island]

I just told him to get a Forest keeper and explained it in great detail

[pulsar chasm]

@bleak island what do you think about madueke as an option

[clever hollow]

forest will fail to replicate their last seasons defensive record since murillos quantum leaps in half spaces have been gradually dropping for 5 years mate

[bleak island]

Great player. Arteta's eye for talent is immense so he'll be a great player. Breakout season incoming i'd bet my life on it

I'd get him if I had space

[pulsar chasm]

i would too but can't take 4 arsenal players

already have gyokeres havertz and saka to cover all the goals

[clever hollow]

what about gabriel?

immense goal threat

[violet temple]

Is going Lacroix over munoz viable?

[bleak island]

Our 3 best players. That is a good choice. Can't go wrong

[violet temple]

Maybe even richards if possible?

[pulsar chasm]

i've emailed fplto ask if i can have him

[orchid plank]

rather a winger over a cb maybe

[lone thorn]

yh defo

[pulsar chasm]

some prick put the spurs badge on me

[violet temple]

Bro why tf were y'all hyping palace up so much

These fixtures are ass

[pulsar chasm]

cbit nerds i fear

[lone thorn]

didn't u see Classic's spreadsheets bro

[clever hollow]

VAPM and RAPTOR would suggest they are good picks

[violet temple]

Bro what's the point of the +2 if ur gonna hold 2 every game in the first 3

[pulsar chasm]

forest they'll be fine

[violet temple]

neco or aina?

who's better

fuck cbits

[orchid plank]

murillo

[lone thorn]

Neco

[violet temple]

nice helper

[oak jasper]

Neco

[novel harbor]

no

[pulsar chasm]

neco defo

neco arguably best forest defender

don't shoot

[novel harbor]

cbit supremacy

[violet temple]

Thank u so much

Any1 got a chart for best 5.5m mids?

[orchid plank]

Just add Wilson and Malen

[novel harbor]

cbit?

[violet temple]

heard arias is the new guy up on the block

[pulsar chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/rutter-gif-17283316995600803716

[violet temple]

forgive my insanely good ball knowledge but who's that

[pulsar chasm]

arias will be 5 million by gw8 anyway

can pick him up on the cheap

[violet temple]

is that james

[pulsar chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/tsg-1899-hoffenheim-fußball-bundesliga-gif-22665721

[lone thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/nffc-nottingham-forest-nottingham-forest-anderson-gif-1191176593443632393

[violet temple]

6.0 g

unless there's a magical 4.5m forest defender

[pulsar chasm]

apparently fpl allow you to have him

[violet temple]

I said 5.5 💔

[pulsar chasm]

they allow it

trust

[violet temple]

How do I get the 0.5 here

accepting any suggestions that don't involve removing marmoush

[thin jasper]

Gyok to Bowen

[supple steeple]

drop Soblanke

[bleak island]

Gyokeres to Havertz

[violet temple]

For who?

[thin jasper]

Solanke to Strand Larsen

[pulsar chasm]

guiu to 4.0

[violet temple]

remember what I said about the helper?

forget it

[violet temple]

yeah is there any other good rmt threads available

[frank mulch]

Revolutionary transfer

[bleak island]

No

[pulsar chasm]

gyokeres to anyone

[supple steeple]

dunno

Welbs maybe

[frank mulch]

Mcgrr and classic both muted? 😭

[lone thorn]

Guiu -> Haaland

[violet temple]

damn not a bad shout but then who we capping gw2?

[pulsar chasm]

saka

[violet temple]

come on man even fplchat helps me more than this

saka 😭

[keen wren]

?

[pulsar chasm]

nothing wrong with saka pal

[frank mulch]

What’s wrong with Buyako

[violet temple]

no funds

[fathom bison]

is it a colour thing

[frank mulch]

Bin Palmer

[lone thorn]

lowkey if Reijn gets the mins he could be the best 5.5 , excellent box-crashing mid

[violet temple]

we all on the marmoush train here surely

[clever hollow]

fuckass brokie

[keen wren]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-a-color-thing-sol-campbell-color-thing-colour-thing-is-it-a-colour-thing-gif-17975010534314549421

[frank mulch]

W cover up and change of topic

[bleak island]

Great player.

[frank mulch]

Wirtz will be a huge decider for me

[violet temple]

tbf I can just get like wood and saka for gyok and marmoush but marmoush is him

[fleet oracle]

I feel like writz is just not gonna bang for fpl

[pulsar chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/lucas-digne-digne-goal-equipe-de-france-france-gif-14176422

[bleak island]

Is he not a bench option

[fleet oracle]

Think he’s gonna bang for Liverpool, but idk about fpl

[fathom bison]

Gakpo > Wirtz am i right?

[pulsar chasm]

that’s why we take him

[violet temple]

any defender thats 5.5 worth going over gabriel?

[bleak island]

I want points mate

He won't get much of those will he

[lone thorn]

Milenko

[pulsar chasm]

no

[fleet oracle]

Exactly! I think Gakpo is just a much better route to points

[violet temple]

Not a forest one already have neco

[lone thorn]

ah then no

[violet temple]

alr

are any of white/timber nailed

also any 1 spending 5.5m on an everton defender is committing a crime

[pulsar chasm]

yes

[frank mulch]

How do you bang for Liverpool but not fpl

[pulsar chasm]

rawand so philosophical

[frank mulch]

No

[lone thorn]

Timber's first choice but Arteta will rotate at anytime so don't go there

[frank mulch]

Potentially

[violet temple]

alrighg

[fleet oracle]

Second assists. A lot of creating space and playing dragging people out of position to create space for others. Things fpl don’t really reward you for

[pulsar chasm]

as an arsenal fan our only nailed defender is MLS.

[bleak island]

So is Saliba

[frank mulch]

What about CBIT

[pulsar chasm]

we have mustafi

[clever hollow]

6th most clean sheets last season pal hold

[bleak island]

pretty sure he left years ago?

[pulsar chasm]

wrong

[violet temple]

fr?

damn

[bleak island]

Are you having me on here 😂 😂

[violet temple]

mls in 🔐

[pulsar chasm]

haha, you got me! sorry i’m just such a prankster. 😀

[fleet oracle]

Don’t expect him to get many. I basically see him playing a very similar role to Firmino a few years ago.

[violet temple]

Tarks a placeholder but it's here we go warra team

[frank mulch]

Isn’t solanke dead

[clever hollow]

saka ✌️💔

[bleak island]

Whats wrong with the best winger in the world?

[fleet oracle]

I could be wrong and he could get 10 goals in the opening 10 fix. But my gut tells me the wingers are better options.
I also expect szobo to get some minutes on the wing the season. Which I think he will revel in

[frank mulch]

Basically mine but with palmer over wirtz

[bleak island]

Going for the assists record this season

100%

[violet temple]

Back for gw1 apparently

Should be there for the bayern preseason match too

[violet temple]

Gyok marmoush vs wood saka is so tough

[clever hollow]

gyok marmoush easily

[fleet oracle]

How are spurs gonna play under TFrank? Assuming they will be a lot more solid at the back?

[violet temple]

yeah leaning there

[violet temple]

indeed

van de ven 🔐

[fleet oracle]

VDV the best spurs defender for fpl?

[lone thorn]

sleeper pick

i'ma delete that actually, i'm gatekeeping

[bleak island]

Ahh, one of these "influencers" again.

"I found this great player that no one else has"

Same as the Senesi guy today

[fathom bison]

he has corners tbf 🤔

[frank mulch]

Keep it

[fleet oracle]

I’ve not looked at FPL since it dropped. Got a 5 digit # and have such a mid first draft.
Can’t wait to change it completely and the OG to bang gw1-5

[elder cargo]

bad time for your name to be gw1-5

Look out for the OG

[pulsar chasm]

shiny61 the og

[hollow ermine]

WE all getting ndoye yeah?

[cerulean cape]

Why are people greyed out

Nvm lol

[obtuse shoal]

You not been following this channel the past few days?

[broken patio]

What happened lmao

[trail forum]

lot of start of the season trolls

and more activity

@broken patio you watching blackbox

[obtuse shoal]

Don’t think I’ve seen him mentioned here, so I guess not, Enzo wasn’t big on defcons, right?

[frank mulch]

Doesn’t seem like he was yeah

[obtuse shoal]

I also keep forgetting mids need 12 to get points.

[frank mulch]

Don’t defenders too?

[obtuse shoal]

No just 10.

[broken patio]

Working :(

Will listen when I'm in bed at home tonight

[lone thorn]

same

i didn't get a notif for the stream again ffs

[obtuse shoal]

Maybe they changed it after last time they made 6pings for one vid

[lone thorn]

just tuned it to take a peek and they're doing a tier list??

[prime plinth]

Romero if he continues scoring set pieces with more clean sheets. Might get the cbit in tougher games. He's also 5m...

In other words. Just avoid spurs defenders

Richards at 4.5m is a steal

Tbf Brentford cbs were good for cbit. Tottenham naturally more possession in many games

[obtuse shoal]

How was Romero for cbit? Though I guess new manager new system.

[prime plinth]

Yeah ange team was top 2 for possession. Would've been ball recoveries more so than cbit

Same reason i don't believe in gvardiol at cb as a pick

Frank does go man defense at points so it is tricky to know if Romero would get close. Assume he's a good chance vs the top teams

With that said, just get Richards and lacroix. Don't get 1 fixture tunnel vision

[obtuse shoal]

Was just making a draft and had a 5.0 slot over so got him. Already have Lacroix. And if I’d double up on palace defs it’d be Munoz. But basically I don’t like double defenses.

[prime plinth]

My salah draft atm

[obtuse shoal]

Decent. Just don’t dare to start a city mid. And currently not on Tark as eve defense doesn’t seem there yet.

[prime plinth]

At what point do we start pointing out how irrelevant xa is

[lavish parcel]

BB1 seems likely for me

[prime plinth]

Was my plan if no salah wc4

[lavish parcel]

I'll just have to take a hit to bring Palmer in GW2

[lavish parcel]

I won't be WC early even if I BB1

My only concern is Palmer's ownership and not having him gw1 vs Palace

But instead I will have Bowen and Malen (or any 6.5m)

[prime plinth]

Also pretend obafemi is Guiu

[prime plinth]

Best team ngl

[near burrow]

Marmoush bruh

[prime plinth]

What is wrong with that

Also just a placeholder tbh. 4-4-2 seems viable now with a 4.5 fwd

3-5-2 maybe has advantages if you want to spread funds a bit morr

More

[near burrow]

Yeah 4-4-2 actually look really viable

But feels way too boring

[covert dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-you-sure-about-that-gif-22429959

[prime plinth]

Yeah or 3-5-2 with 6.5m mid and rotate between high upside picks

Well transfer between not rotate

[prime plinth]

My team look way better...

[covert dagger]

Getting guiu for jsl whenever transfer finalized and using money to upgrade

[near burrow]

Feels too much

[covert dagger]

Why are people going for Ramsey tho Ive been wondering

Just cheap option?

[prime plinth]

Yeah but 5.5m mids is pointlees

So overrated

When Richards is 4.5m and guiu 4.5m

[jolly solstice]

Might just go vvd murillo lacroix set and forget with 2 4.0 defs

Rodon and esteve

Or hoever

[covert dagger]

No sunderland?

[jolly solstice]

Never considered

Idk who there are tbh

Obviously could be an option

[covert dagger]

Yeah I’m getting rid of jsl and getting Murillo and upgrading damsgaard

[near burrow]

Wilson bro

[prime plinth]

Preseason

Let me see it in the real season before picking him

Cook

Alternative is drop wirtz and upgrade Ramsey tbf

Would prefer to have milenkovic over neco

[silent jasper]

I think if Tarkowski is fine I feel that he could be better than VVD and Pool might not keep many CS in the first few games I think

[jolly solstice]

Honestly it might be an option to downgrade vvd to tark if I need money to upgrade one of my 7.5 fwds to Watkins and downgrade wirtz to gakpo

But that's assuming isak doesn't move to pool

[silent jasper]

Don't think Pool will follow up for a bid on Isak as of right now
Newcastle's stance on keeping Isak is pretty firm for now unless they get a replacement for him I suppose? Doubt Pool will pay 150M as of right now, unless something changes in between

[silent jasper]

I think Wirtz to Gakpo might be decent
Only backup LW could be some teenager that Pool value on, which is pretty huge I guess.
Watkins is a shout yeah but I have Rogers so idk if I should double up on Villa attack. Palace looks good yesterday though, Eze and Mateta were on fire but difficult opening fixtures.

[jolly solstice]

@royal leaf

Basically jsl is dead

[royal leaf]

Don’t think they had a single one last season

It just shows how good the top 3 are in and around the box tho

[prime plinth]

Basically confirms kudus rw

Won't see him at lw based on this

[prime plinth]

Jimenez

[slim bane]

Unlike me obviously

[jolly solstice]

Why jimenez

Brightons far ahead

And there's welbeck

[lavish parcel]

Hoping guehi goes to pool
Might be a big brain move to not make any transfers until WC

Vdv and Hartman will be rotated for GW2 but then it's all vdv until he loses one of his legs

[slim bane]

Just realised that if pool have an off day

We’d be fucked with triple pool mids

[lavish parcel]

There's always next year

[lavish parcel]

I still do think that trio is much better than any other same priced assets

[silent jasper]

yeah I hope Guehi comes to Pool but consider Pool might play Robbo as back up LCB maybe they are not gonna buy him and wait for next summer to get him on a free transfer I guess

[lavish parcel]

Maybe

[silent jasper]

team looks good but I am not a big fan of tripling up Pool mid, 2 is good yeah

[lavish parcel]

I can't pick just 2

[silent jasper]

Gakpo and Salah for myself I guess

[lavish parcel]

Wirtz can't be ignored

He's gonna get like 1.0xgi per 90

Bro had xgi around 0.7 with Boniface and Schick

[slim bane]

Diff system tho

[lavish parcel]

Now he plays with the best attack

[slim bane]

Admittedly he’s alr scored in preseason

but it’s preseason

[lavish parcel]

And assisted like 2 goals

[prime plinth]

In Bundesliga

Wirtz should be great though. Reliable and consistent

[latent depot]

why wasn't Broja already in the game as a Chelsea 4.5? I feel robbed of double bench 4.5s in my 451

[quick dawn]

I might go haaland first 3 then gw4 you can either wc or just move to salah with 2 fts

[prime plinth]

Possible. Find it very difficult to trust him after ruining my season and rank on 3 separate runs. 4 if you include not owning gw 1-5 for captaincy

[prime plinth]

Feel like he would've been 5 or more again

[orchid plank]

Frank on Solanke injury return: "Dominic is unfortunately not quite ready. He’s taking slightly a bit longer. Again, not overly concerned but he's not available for the Newcastle game [August 3]."

[pale tiger]

[quick dawn]

im thinking haaland and wirtz or salah and wood (and xhaka bench)

[prime plinth]

Have to see if he plays psg

[orchid plank]

But if his first game back is against psg and comes off the bench for 20-30mins then would you still go for him with the burnley game 3 days later?

[old lotus]

Dont see him playing 90 at the start of the season

[marsh palm]

Oh is this recent?

Damn

[novel harbor]

haaland + wirtz + raya vs salah + gyokeres + sanchez

[marsh palm]

Probably makes me shift to Wood now then

[old lotus]

its from today @marsh palm

[marsh palm]

Still has Bayern and PSG

Will keep tabs on him but will probably go Wood for now

[prime plinth]

No

[slim bane]

trip ars trip pool trip palace rn for me

[prime plinth]

Brexit masterclass

[chilly ibex]

why rogers

and kelleher 🥀

[prime plinth]

Fixtures. Reliable

[old lotus]

bench weak

[prime plinth]

I think to improve this draft. Solanke and wirtz could go

[prime plinth]

Don't need a good bench when you have 6 nailed attackers

Guiu plays. And Richards is arguably going to score better than any 5.5 mid

Given cs points and cbit

[novel harbor]

@valid river

check dms also

[zenith jolt]

Solid

[marsh palm]

F Salah, Haaland Palmer Saka Gakpo >>>

[prime plinth]

Like how much is a striker at 6.5m scoring over Richards. At most 1 ppm. Which welbeck was 4.1 ppm. Richards probably goes up to 3.5ppm

2m difference

[zenith jolt]

One of the better Watkins drafts i’ve seen

[prime plinth]

4-4-2 or 3-5-2 has to be the play with guiu and the new pts system. Doesn't favour strikers

Watkins is just a safe pick in case you want gyokeres or isak at some point

[zenith jolt]

451 🔥

[prime plinth]

Solanke can go if not back

Wirtz can easily go

First 5 are solid. First 3 are mediocre

Bournemouth fixture is more interesting now given outs. Never good away defensively from memory

[zenith jolt]

Watkins to evanilson wirtz to saka richards to esteve kelleher to raya

[prime plinth]

I don't like Bournemouth fixtures

Saka without pens maybe and some bad fixtures outside of first 2

Also idk for 3 10m+ players

Tbf Watkins is still expensive. I'll have to balance it out

Watkins just easy set and forget for 7 gws

[hollow ermine]

Eh

[latent depot]

Is he staying tho? Sesko chose Newcastle so United might go for Watkins

[marsh palm]

1 2 or 3

I’m honestly looking at 1 especially if I want to bench boost 1

[hollow ermine]

1

[latent depot]

Can't believe how much of a disaster forwards are

[marsh palm]

Do you think its fairly close between 1 and 2

[novel harbor]

@marsh palm

[novel harbor]

ye they kind of suck