road to 200k messages

[latent depot]

Admirable, but nightmarish

[slim bane]

and I’m teaching computing

[cedar hull]

mcgrr whats your job again i forgot

[slim bane]

So actually yes I’m using spreadsheets lmao

I’m teaching the 13 yos how to use excel

[cedar hull]

something something data, work from home something

[latent depot]

Investment bank COO/back office

[slim bane]

And to keep track of their scores

[broken patio]

Ligue 1 then

[cedar hull]

[broken patio]

Either way can we trust his numbers in the prem?

[latent depot]

"financial analyst" I guess

[cedar hull]

yeah used his stats, obviously numbers will likely decrease, but thats why its caveman maths

anyway caveman maths says tark is broken

[latent depot]

I haven't looked at it, but I approve of caveman maths as a concept

[broken patio]

The fixtures just put me off

Not facing any of the premoted 3

In the first 12 weeks

[latent depot]

Oh yeah you have to bring 12 weeks into it

[broken patio]

Sanchez has 5 of the expected bottom 6

Petro has 2

[cedar hull]

omds man more mistakes spotted

dont do drugs kids

[latent depot]

Does anyone know when beef is wildcarding? I'm not sure

[broken patio]

Who knows

[latent depot]

Either don't do drugs or do more, one or the other

[broken patio]

5 Vs 2 is too much of a diff, I can't ignore it

Chelsea better Def than Bournemouth too

Just .5 more

[cedar hull]

thats better

highest vapm is 0.572 now raather than 0.8

[latent depot]

2nd season Maresca

[cedar hull]

posting this again to compare

caveman maths sarr vapm = 0.436

[hollow ermine]

Like chief operating officer?

So like successful stuff

[cedar hull]

Lacroix second highest xVAPM

[hollow ermine]

Meaning?

[cedar hull]

expected VAPM

[latent depot]

You can go crazy with Sarr VAPM if you want to pretend he hits xGI

[cedar hull]

i couldnt be bothered to do anything related to bonus

[hollow ermine]

Oh now I understand what you mean by cave man maths

It’s like gym bro science

[cedar hull]

pretty much

[latent depot]

Girl maths

[cedar hull]

i could do wirtz and gyok tbf

not doing any league conversions though fuck that

[latent depot]

Don't think stats from other leagues are particularly relevant

[cedar hull]

theres this tbf

but whatever

but yeah murilo and milenkovic got nerfed on xvapm, due to cs odds

[latent depot]

Infographic bit unnecessary, just give the numbers

[cedar hull]

[latent depot]

Not your fault

[cedar hull]

[latent depot]

The guy who mocked it up on PowerPoint

[cedar hull]

[novel harbor]

very nice this

[hollow ermine]

Fuck off what am I meant to be getting from this

I hardly remember high school further maths

Asian handicap market

[latent depot]

I presume the purpose is to look smart rather than convey information

I call out that bullshit from the interns

[latent depot]

Oh lol I just read that

[hollow ermine]

He was trying to explain how market odds in fpl are actually fair compared to actual socio-economic trends occurs etc

[hollow ermine]

Have no idea what that is

[novel harbor]

xhaka or anderson

[cedar hull]

score difference in essence

lots of variations though

[latent depot]

I have both

It looks like I'm rotating 7 players for 5 starting spots (5 Def and those 2)

[novel harbor]

oo wait tarkowski is on bench? was he on bench in the other friendly?

[hollow ermine]

Just sounds like VAPM and viewing how much value you’re getting from one million on a long term

[novel harbor]

he wasnt 👀

back in my team he goe

s

[latent depot]

Did Tark actually play tho

[novel harbor]

game still going

but its a step in the right direction

[latent depot]

Everton defence is dead in the water without Branthwaite anyway

I think Leeds will be up for it GW1... 61 goals at home and Everton will let them have possession to play their style

[novel harbor]

that just makes me want tarkowski more

[hollow ermine]

Look at what the beautiful game has turned to

We’re contemplating Everton getting pumped and it’s giving mf’s a hard on

[latent depot]

If both CBs are somehow fit, I might drop VVD for Tark

[broken patio]

Can't wait for welbz hatty gw2 to mud all the Everton def owners

[novel harbor]

pray for tarkowski ht sub

[cedar hull]

if tark is fit gw1

[west marsh]

1 day you need to teach me bro, every time I try to use that app I have to look up about 20 tutorials before I can put things in alphabetical order automatically 😭

[elder cargo]

He’s got enough 13 year olds on his hands

[cedar hull]

[west marsh]

Diouf playing AM in pre season 🔥

Played in normal midfield against United too

[slim bane]

Sort function

[elder cargo]

Didn’t think about how this came across when typing it

https://tenor.com/view/shake-my-head-darius-rucker-if-i-told-you-song-smh-disappointed-gif-19172375

[west marsh]

Anything that requires actual skill I can’t do

[slim bane]

[west marsh]

All I know how to do is make things look nice

[elder cargo]

[lone thorn]

[novel harbor]

tarkowski is on

we’re so back

[broken patio]

We're so back

[lavish parcel]

Is Robinson worth a shout? I believe he's got some cbit and attack returns in him

[barren geyser]

why is our bench oddly familiar

[lavish parcel]

Just need him to comeback from that minor surgery*

[broken patio]

Ops on evanilson?

[cedar hull]

Hes fine

Just a good option, paying the 0.5 for pens from the 7.5s though

[broken patio]

Mhm

Just none of the 7.5s jump out to me

Toying with Watkins to Bowen and then welbeck up to 7.5

[cedar hull]

xVapm has him above isak fwiw

I'm high on wissa right now assuming he's at brentford

12 and 2 from the spot

[barren geyser]

ops on malen, and if theres better 5.5m players than him

[cedar hull]

2nd highest xVapm

[cedar hull]

Anderson probably, don't have data on malen though since below 1000mins

[barren geyser]

apparently assisted rogers in the friendly, i'll keep an eye out during the pre-season

[cedar hull]

I assume first choice but low xmins, early subs lilely

Fine for 5.5 ig

[barren geyser]

should be fine

gonna start him since kinda skint on money

[lavish parcel]

Thoughts on Tonali?

For 5.5?

Just came across him but I can't figure out his cbit input from last season

But he got 4g 2a

[cedar hull]

Anderson is better but tonali isn't bad

10.36 cbitr

For tonali

18 dc

[broken patio]

Yeah good fix too

And pens and talisman theory

[lavish parcel]

I have a 352 draft with 2x 5.5m mids

With Gyokores + Watkins

[cedar hull]

Wissa > mateta> everyone else is what xVapm is saying, will do adjusted though tomorrow

[cedar hull]

Just go 442/532

[lavish parcel]

Just experimenting ngl

Comparing 5m def to 5.5m mid

Collins is good but is there any 5.5m mid other than Anderson that can make me change my mind

Lacroix and Munoz are not currently in my plans rn

[slim bane]

Wahey similar team, except Gabriel mateta saka gyo kelleher over Murillo Welbeck Palmer watkins pet

Barnes will become guiu

Might get rodon for esteve

@broken patio petrovic just conceded twice to United

[lavish parcel]

Make it 4-0

😭

3 actually he was subbed off

[lavish parcel]

Might just do Salah TC ngl

[prime plinth]

Might avoid awb

Like if anyone is going to have an early price drop...

[little delta]

seeing everyone with lacroix and munoz now

[prime plinth]

It is a potter defender

[little delta]

here at least

[prime plinth]

Won't be me. Fixtures

[little delta]

but def con

maybe one of them

[prime plinth]

Imma get my draft in a minute

[novel harbor]

i’ve fallen for watkins hype even tho rogers seems just as good and cheaper

[novel harbor]

i’m not interested in both but definitely atleast one

[little delta]

just saw forest another 0-0

and tark played

so hes prolly back in my team

[prime plinth]

Salah draft ig

99% sure bowen will be Watkins or something and mgw + semenyo probably fall out

If bb1 wc4. Salah and Semenyo goes

[novel harbor]

looking like dont start munoz against chelsea

(for defcom specifically)

for attacking output could be fine

gonna start xhaka over lacroix too i think

[zenith jolt]

same

[latent depot]

Tark back in my squad over Munoz

but Branthwaite better play the next game

[novel harbor]

is there a reason ppl havent mentioned nathan collins?

just no cs potential?

[latent depot]

ah fuck

"The England international’s injury has been described as a minor issue by the Merseysiders, and he will remain at Finch Farm for the next few weeks as he builds up his fitness.

However, ex-Goodison scout Bryan King, speaking exclusively to Goodison News – believes that Branthwaite’s injury could be cause for concern, and is perhaps more serious than the club have shared at present."

ok, Munoz back in

avoiding xNiggles like the plague

[slim bane]

xNig for short?

[novel harbor]

tarkowski not leaving my team for first 5 fixtures unless his leg falls off

[marsh chasm]

Is that his cbit against those teams last year?

[novel harbor]

except leeds im guessing? not sure what that will be based on

myb top promoted side from last yr idk

https://chatgpt.com/share/688a489c-ceb8-8009-a283-8f1c64ac3465

found on twitter

[cerulean cape]

So tark got some mins and Rogers scored again

🤔

[cerulean cape]

No Branthwaite is so bad for everton

But O'brien stonks 📈

Need to consider Rogers over Solanle tbh

[wanton whale]

Rogers will go big this season

Still not sure if Watkins leaving is better for him depending on who villa sign

[wanton whale]

Looks good, I’m not sure about Everton defence anymore

[cerulean cape]

Hard to find better tbh

[wanton whale]

True true

[cerulean cape]

I do want eze maybe

If he stays

But guess we dont know and cant plan for that

[wanton whale]

Eze over wood imo

[cerulean cape]

Not for me

At least first 3 games

Low owned

Insane record under nuno

Perfect differential

On pens, great fixtures

[wanton whale]

Do think wood is being underrated tbf

Everyone on solanke and we don’t even talk about Jp

[cerulean cape]

He's probably my most nailed attacker/mid

[wanton whale]

I do wonder if forest play better with both wood and igor

[cerulean cape]

Doubt igor plays much

Takes the awoniyi role

Also there seems to be a thing between forest and botafogo

Not even sure they wanted him

[wanton whale]

Lmao fair, I mean he’s been pretty crap so far

[cerulean cape]

Nah 6.5m mid or munoz

Now*

[novel harbor]

lacroix over munoz imo

[little delta]

Na

i dont think so

[novel harbor]

and then miley to xhaka

[novel harbor]

lacroix better value

[novel harbor]

and opens up for this

oh

[cerulean cape]

Munoz anyday

[novel harbor]

wait u have xhaka

didnt notice

[little delta]

he doesn’t need money

[cerulean cape]

Fpl still about fun also

Goals/assists

• munoz got a tackles boost

[little delta]

munoz doesn’t really hit def con that much tho

[cerulean cape]

• 2bps per game

[cerulean cape]

He's one of the highest for FB tbf

[novel harbor]

@latent depot 's adjustments account for xGI overperformance

this doesnt rly matter

lacroix is still objectively better value but ye ur right either is fine for fun

[little delta]

yeah he is but still

[novel harbor]

u could argue the difference is somewhat marginal

i think if eze leaves tho

[cerulean cape]

Munoz is worth 0.2m more

[novel harbor]

edges it by alot

[cerulean cape]

Not 0.5m

[novel harbor]

?

elaborate

[cerulean cape]

He's better

But not 0.5m better

[little delta]

for me rn vvd murillo tark and gab is my fav 4 defs right now

because of the palace fix

[humble bane]

chelsea and villa are perfect teams to farm cbits against 🤷‍♂️

[cerulean cape]

I might wait on palace

Guehi and eze news important

Bad fixtures to start

[novel harbor]

munoz costs 0.5m more but delivers lower value per million spent so im not sure what u mean

[little delta]

yeah but for munoz he barely hits his cbit

[humble bane]

munoz outscored lacroix last season with or without cbits

[novel harbor]

irrelevant

and alrdy accounted for

[humble bane]

i dont think that 0.5m benefits my team anywhere else 🤷‍♂️

[little delta]

ok? i don’t have either tho

[novel harbor]

ye then thats fair enough

[little delta]

but munoz is better than laicrox

[novel harbor]

i think munoz is defo better for early bench boosts tho 👀

[humble bane]

i can upgrade a 4.5 to 5.0 but i cant see any other good 5.0 other than lacroix 💀

[novel harbor]

nah like he absolutely isnt but its fine to pick either

[little delta]

i have no idea abt bb

[humble bane]

g/a machine

[novel harbor]

aslong as this is true then its fine to go with munoz, but if you think it could potentially then you should definitely be going with lacroix

[cerulean cape]

I think you made your point

Let people pick their own teams lol

[novel harbor]

im not sure what makes u think im not

just giving insight

[cerulean cape]

Repeating the same comments

Munoz good

Lacroix good

Lacroix cheaper

[humble bane]

whos the best 4.5m vapm

[cerulean cape]

They made the table for you

At least look it up yourself

[chilly ibex]

hear me out: josh king 4.5 mid

plays as attacking mid

scored yesterday

[cerulean cape]

Does he take Cairney mins

15 mins sub

[chilly ibex]

i think king starts as cam

we will probably sign KDH as a left footed cm

[cerulean cape]

Over?

[chilly ibex]

pereira

we might sell him

but it's wait and see

[cerulean cape]

Fulham have tried for 2 years

I swear

You want like 25m

[chilly ibex]

with pereira?

[cerulean cape]

?

Ye

[chilly ibex]

yes i think marseille wanted him

idk how true is that

[cerulean cape]

Does he have issues with the police

[chilly ibex]

not yet

lol

[humble bane]

am i tripping why does lacroix have better VAPM than collins

even though collins got more pts and same price?

[cerulean cape]

Per match

[humble bane]

ah

[cerulean cape]

Maybe

[humble bane]

Ive seen PPM used for both points per match and points per million so i got confused 💀

[cerulean cape]

I would trust the stats churned by this group

Over blackbox

Or at least, its more accurate here

[violet temple]

32.5 points per match would not make sense man

who's the best arsenal def to get?

[latent depot]

The raw points are bad for Munoz because bro was so bad vs xGI, but if you add a goal and assist to his tally, and give Lacroix a goal as well (1G on 2.75xG), then they're much closer on VAPM

[humble bane]

Collins has a higher PPM than Lacroix but Lacroix has a higher PPM than Collins. Hope this helps.

[latent depot]

What

Collins had 9 attacking returns, clearly unsustainable

Bro had 4 in his career prior to last season

They've lost Norgaard as well, that Brentford defence is a hard avoid imo

[novel harbor]

9!? tf

last season

[cerulean cape]

Day 10 draft, 3fts into gw4 to see how palace do with summer window

Solanke/romero/4.5m mid or ekdal triple move

[latent depot]

Another way to look at this is that you're paying 0.5 for 0.14 points per match to pick Munoz over Lacroix

Oh quoted wrong comment

So yeah Jazzy is about right, Munoz is worth about 5.3M vs Lacroix 5.0M

[quick dawn]

similar to ayys draft

idk about saka vs palmer

[latent depot]

Damn, triple Palace. Don't sue me for my VAPM table

[quick dawn]

lol

ready to get hurt

btw sarr/palace always destoy villa

[latent depot]

I'm back on Tark over Munoz

[novel harbor]

im in an awkward position where i dont know how i want to get my last 5.5M defender in

i dont wanna get rid of sanchez

[violet temple]

u go to the transfers page and add him

🔥

[quick dawn]

this is probably a sensible team

id maybe do andersen to sarr

[latent depot]

Must be nice having a 101 budget

Anderson is gone after GW3 if not GW2 tbh

[elder cargo]

this is why they pay steelix the big bucks

[latent depot]

Once I sell Gyokeres after Leeds, I have money to upgrade

[violet temple]

u already know it

[latent depot]

Gyokeres is just there to captain GW2

[novel harbor]

i’m hodl

[novel harbor]

was gonna start lacroix until this table kind of scared me away

[little delta]

I rate this

i just dont know abt Anderson and xhaka

[cerulean cape]

I can't afford virgil yet

[hollow ermine]

Meh

Still have money itb btw

Vdv can turn to Tark

[pale tiger]

van de ven gang

[broken patio]

Not going near Everton if branthwaite is ded

[novel harbor]

might be worth looking at cbit points for games branthwaite hasnt played with tarkowski. when i was looking at this small sample infographic the brighton and villa game caught my eye

[broken patio]

Brighton have to be a good team to farm CBIT against

[novel harbor]

@broken patio

ye they are

[broken patio]

Oh those are sweet graphics, thank you

[broken patio]

Munoz is an attacker though

I'm happy to play him against pretty much everyone

Can defo understand benching lacroix for xhaka though

[jolly solstice]

Ofc worse

[novel harbor]

ye true

[jolly solstice]

Not easy to find a Watkins replacement

[novel harbor]

i wonder if eze will leave before gw1

[broken patio]

Fab hasn't posted a single thing about Watkins

I wonder how concrete the rumours are

[bleak island]

If Fabrizio hasn't posted anything so far then most likely nothing has happened

[cerulean cape]

So no one else has leaks for watkins for him to repost

[clever hollow]

need gyokeres to bang

[broken patio]

Pretty much

I'm a fab hater DW but he has his uses

If he hasn't posted about it then there likely isn't much there rn

[bleak island]

He will, one of the best strikers in the world playing that Man United defense is guaranteed atleast 2 goals, im captaining him for that reason

[bleak island]

Why? Seems like the top journalist in the sports world

[broken patio]

Oh man I really don't wanna get into it again

The argument has been had on this server hundreds of time

Basically he gets too much stuff wrong to be considered a tier 1 source, not in the same league as David ornstein or athletics tier 1s for specific clubs

But his broad spectrum of coverage and speedy tweets makes him definitely useful to follow

[bleak island]

When has he ever gotten something wrong? From what I see spot on all the time, any examples of being bad?

[broken patio]

Just can't take his word as gospel

These were posted in the same day

[broken patio]

He quite famously posted joao Pedro here we go to Newcastle, before he went to Brighton

This is another recent one

There's loads

[clever hollow]

thoughts on de cuyper lads?

think he will be the next barco

if you ask me

[jolly solstice]

How old is fab

[broken patio]

Don't really think you can go there with a full certainty of mins now that kadioglu has played in preseason

[bleak island]

1 mistake after thousands of good posts, your nitpicking is outrageous honestly, even the best of the best make mistakes

[broken patio]

It's not 1 mistake

They happen very regularly

[bleak island]

So another overhyped Brighton player?

[slim bane]

High accuracy is true but to be tier 1 he has to have 100% recall

[broken patio]

Also, David ornstein literally has never got a transfer wrong

[cedar hull]

"when has he ever got something wrong" now it's "one mistake"

[zenith jolt]

Barco could've been greatness

[broken patio]

So the 'even the best make mistakes' is incorrect

[bleak island]

He tweets once a week mate, and its always after Fabrizio

[zenith jolt]

Just get the Kaki sources sheet up fries in the bag lads

[slim bane]

Idc

[jolly solstice]

Not a fan of fab anymore when he glazed yamal

[slim bane]

There’s a reason he’s tier 1

Fab does not have 100% recall

[cedar hull]

I feel like you can tell someone's age if they treat romano like a deity

[slim bane]

therefore he is not tier 1

It’s really not that difficult to understand

[broken patio]

This is the thing, different journos have their uses.
Ornstein is not as all covering and not as speedy but he's 100% correct, fab is speedy and covers everything but he's quite often wrong these days

Both have their use

I still use fabs tweets a lot

[slim bane]

When you have a popular catchphrase as “here we go” and people treat it as done then to be tier 1 those “hwg” must be 100% correct

[broken patio]

But he's not a tier 1 source, he cannot be

[bleak island]

Mate you showed one mistake on Emerson and that was unlucky because the transfer got hijacked, everything else has been spot on, you just have it out for him honestly

[slim bane]

You are not comprehending what we’re saying

[broken patio]

I also showed 2 other mistakes

And there's been so many more

[cedar hull]

Don't say here we go if the transfer can get hijacked lol

[broken patio]

Ornstein wouldnt do this

[slim bane]

Tier 1 means it’s pretty much the truth and the club is gonna make it official

[broken patio]

In fact, he didn't

[bleak island]

Are you that bored in your life that you undermine somebody else's work when they have been correct tens of thousands of times ?

[slim bane]

Buddy

[broken patio]

Jesus Christ man

[slim bane]

You don’t understand the concept of confusion matrix

[cedar hull]

It's okay to worship him mate 👍

[broken patio]

All I said is he's not a tier 1 source

I still like him

I still use his tweets

He still has his use

You're the one going mental now because I said he's not tier 1

What does that say about you?

[slim bane]

If I have false positives in the data, no matter how many there are

It’s not good enough to be a tier 1 source

[bleak island]

Data numbers statistics, this thread is full of the biggest weirdos I have seen on the Internet, have you ever went outside honestly

[slim bane]

Don’t come into this thread then

[cedar hull]

Then leave lol

[broken patio]

Aaand back again with the deflection

[slim bane]

some people have the weirdest argument style

[bleak island]

He is a tier 0 source, no denying that. He has been in the game for 15 years

[cedar hull]

He deflects anything that doesn't conform to his bias

[quick dawn]

no.

[cedar hull]

He's just a kid I guess

[broken patio]

If you're into FPL enough to be chatting about it in a discord server then you're into FPL enough to look at a few numbers

[slim bane]

reflect on yourself and your logic

It’s flawed

[broken patio]

Sadly so common amongst younger people these days

[bleak island]

Mate I have gotten four finishes inside of the 1M and you think I need to look at the numbers? 😂 😂 Im doing quite well, thanks

[slim bane]

It’s not about rank smh

It’s about comprehending data

[cedar hull]

Don't go rank for rank with ayy haha

[slim bane]

Understand the world

[clever hollow]

zip it up when youre done buddy

[broken patio]

Finishing inside 1m as a flex? Huge

Meanwhile Ayy out here finishing 19th

[slim bane]

[cedar hull]

But even though you're trolling, you can never troll as a different personality, you still act like this whether trolling or not

[bleak island]

What matters is the 22 blokes running on the pitch, not the numbers across your screen spouting some crap 😄

[slim bane]

This isn’t even about fpl

This is about trusting someone as a tier 1 source

[broken patio]

I love how the Fabrizio romano argument is now about FPL and stats

[slim bane]

To classify someone as tier 1, he has to have zero false positives

To be tier 0, it must be the club official source

you’re saying the wrong things

[cedar hull]

Deflecting again ofc

[broken patio]

Lmao

[cedar hull]

Think he posted a link and got muted there

[broken patio]

Did he just get auto muted for a twitter link

[slim bane]

based

[cedar hull]

[zenith jolt]

haha what an idiot

[broken patio]

I await his comeback to this

[cedar hull]

He won't, he's just gonna deflect and talk about FPL and stats or smth

[quick dawn]

bring back twitter links

[violet temple]

should just unmute him so we can continue this where the mods at

[jolly solstice]

Inside of the 1M he said

[broken patio]

Four times!

[jolly solstice]

Oh no he left

Dammit

I missed it

[pale tiger]

lmao that guy again

[wanton whale]

he was a cold rage baiter

[broken patio]

He's just muted

For posting twitter

[cedar hull]

Never seen a worse rage baiter in my life tbf, he was the only one getting angry

[jolly solstice]

Imagine ragebaiting and you're the one that ends up angry

[trail forum]

ill happily unmute him

ragebait for 5 more mins

then ban

[broken patio]

Do it

Rallen the goat

[trail forum]

ok the mute was 5mins

[violet temple]

tbf tho what's he done that's like ban worthy

[trail forum]

hell be back

yeah fr

[broken patio]

Nothing yet

[trail forum]

if he comes back and does the same hes finished

[violet temple]

he's just tryna fight his argument let him cook

[broken patio]

If he rage baits himself some more I'm sure he'll do something silly

[wanton whale]

is he arguing against stats?

[violet temple]

he's tryna argue that fab is t1

[wanton whale]

ahh

[violet temple]

he's a decent source to go off of

[placid flame]

why would fab not be tier 1

[trail forum]

lmaooo

ok hes so cooked

[broken patio]

So the other day he was calling us all a bunch of shit for using stats

Then today I mentioned fab isn't tier 1 and he blew up

And somehow that then circled back to calling us all weirdos for using stats again
@wanton whale

[violet temple]

?unmute 1323679197524267092

[trail forum]

hes alr back i think

[slim bane]

Welcome back

[trail forum]

was 5mins from 27 past

[violet temple]

Yeah but it still showed muted so I thought

[slim bane]

Spurs game rn tho

Cba arguing

[broken patio]

Thoughts? @bleak island

[violet temple]

easy win!

[slim bane]

Gonna score soon I feel

[pulsar chasm]

why’s everyone head on mars

[quick dawn]

can we get a moderator for this thread

[slim bane]

We are all over spurs

We have plenty

[quick dawn]

just remove who we want

[west marsh]

There are like 5 already lol

[clever hollow]

ill volunteer

[broken patio]

Damn solanke not in squad

Rip

[bleak island]

Hello, I am back not sure why i got muted 🙁
Also don't remember Nuri Sahin ever playing for Arsenal

[slim bane]

Blud went back 13 years

[trail forum]

lmaoo

[elder cargo]

respect

[slim bane]

That was when he was at bbc btw

[clever hollow]

BANG

[placid flame]

you did say 0 false positives tbf

[broken patio]

Lmao is that meant to be an example of ornstein getting something wrong? He isn't even saying that anything happened

[slim bane]

It’s not even relevant anymore

[violet temple]

is that the comeback of dreams right there

[wanton whale]

respect

[slim bane]

He’s at the athletic rn

[bleak island]

What about the false positive data stuff you were mentioning?

[pulsar chasm]

so orny isn’t even t1 fairs

[slim bane]

^

[elder cargo]

only indykaila can be trusted..

[jolly solstice]

Did u subscribe to the preseason thing on the arsenal website

[broken patio]

He works for a different company now lmao

[bleak island]

Thats what I would also say if I got proven wrong. Sorry mate

[slim bane]

Watching on me watch

[jolly solstice]

Oh

[violet temple]

oh no both the sources I use aren't t1 now I'm finished

[slim bane]

He literally works for athletic now

[jolly solstice]

Why's it on me watch

[broken patio]

Classic bit of whataboutism

[clever hollow]

we are using 433 from now on

[broken patio]

Deflection 101 @cedar hull

[zenith jolt]

what did he do

[cedar hull]

i called it

[jolly solstice]

Oh shit

[violet temple]

how far is this thread from 100k anyways

[bleak island]

😬

[jolly solstice]

I get to watch it for free

[slim bane]

14k?

[violet temple]

shit crazy

[jolly solstice]

Dang mewatch actly did smth good

[elder cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-cooking-hold-up-gif-5382607284931131048

[violet temple]

@lone glade Ur rmt dint even have this many

[cedar hull]

8k

[slim bane]

Oh shit

6k

Preseason has been wild

[lone glade]

how many

[cedar hull]

oh shit its 6 now?

[hollow ermine]

Not sure that’s true tbh, everyone will fail a transfer at some point and when your sample size is little you get benefit compared to someone with a big one

[elder cargo]

Imagine I closed it right now

[violet temple]

This shit at 90+k

[violet temple]

I'd like to do the honors

[broken patio]

Dude he literally just said that was 'close' to happening and you think that's a comparison? Also that's ornstein working for the BBC not the athletic which he works for now, completely different box of frogs

[slim bane]

That’s abit of accuracy

[jolly solstice]

Havertz slipped

[hollow ermine]

Tier 1 is simply just high hit rate

Of course some will be better than others

[cedar hull]

get ayy to do it and commit seppoku

[violet temple]

U have perms wtf?

[pulsar chasm]

you won’t do it bitch boy

[lone glade]

helpers have rmt perms

nothing else

[elder cargo]

loocash is gonna do that then disappear

[violet temple]

Who's that

[slim bane]

No

[trail forum]

smooth get a quick slow mode going here

[violet temple]

oh yeah the new helper

[elder cargo]

blud doesn’t know the legendary helper loocash!!!

[slim bane]

Tier 1 is gospel short of being the club source

[bleak island]

Company he works for is just an excuse you have made up, not sure why you feel the need to deflect after being proven wrong.

[slim bane]

lol

[elder cargo]

Damn someone deleted Classiic’s message

[broken patio]

Jesus Christ

[violet temple]

honestly fpl ain't all that the real funs in La Liga

[jolly solstice]

The stadium looks full tf

What are the ticket prices in hk

[lone glade]

helpers cant do slowmode

[broken patio]

I am not engaging with this childishness any longer

[violet temple]

let's go check logs

[hollow ermine]

If that’s the case fab is tier 1 Chelsea then

[elder cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[wanton whale]

🥺

[cedar hull]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[slim bane]

You could say that

[trail forum]

bruh i was the one that put on slowmode here a while ago rmr ?

[violet temple]

I'm muting whoever deleted my msg

[trail forum]

did they nerf it since

[elder cargo]

We can

[cedar hull]

jarvis, check my logs

[broken patio]

No slowmode pls

[violet temple]

classiic

[trail forum]

ok garmin video speichern

lmaoo

[violet temple]

who locked the post lmao

[lone glade]

whats going on

[jolly solstice]

Porro almost goal from corner oof

[wanton whale]

wtf

[jolly solstice]

Hit post

[broken patio]

[wanton whale]

Who locked

[lone glade]

cala defo

[trail forum]

guys you're playing a dangerous game here

[wanton whale]

I can’t lock

[cedar hull]

richi post wtf

[lone glade]

lmao slowmode

[clever hollow]

mcgee cala or the third arsenal kid

[hollow ermine]

In that case, here we goes mean very little since fab is almost 100% on Chelsea news

[bleak island]

@broken patio your tier 1 Ornstein was right, he was talking, but with a completely different club 😬

[cedar hull]

?

[wanton whale]

It’s not me

[violet temple]

Why delete my msg

[pulsar chasm]

lmao

[elder cargo]

There’s a rogue helper

[wanton whale]

It’s defo a lurker

[cedar hull]

definitely wasnt me bro

[lone glade]

who

[violet temple]

If u guess it right I'll let u bait some1 for free

[jolly solstice]

Yeah but he didn't confirm anything

[violet temple]

I can check logs

[cedar hull]

nah

[jolly solstice]

Here we go is basically confirmed

[wanton whale]

Steelix screenshot logs

End this

[hollow ermine]

The gap between reporters and the club itself is HUGEEEEEE

[elder cargo]

🚽 💸

[violet temple]

Let redsix take a guess

on who locked it

[cedar hull]

its gotta be vrawn

[wanton whale]

Vrawn is lurking

[lone glade]

vrawn is a t1 lurker

[elder cargo]

Nobody appreciates my loocash reference

[violet temple]

he can't be t1 because he doesn't lurk sometimes!!!

[pulsar chasm]

aykhan surely

[violet temple]

oh

[lone glade]

defo shagaire

[violet temple]

well it was the person who u least expected

[broken patio]

Not even confirming everything and you're flaming me like he's had a transfer announcement fall though as incorrect.

You also grill me for deflection - I am not deflecting, I am explaining, it's actually the total opposite?.

[violet temple]

@lone glade How's ur day been

[cedar hull]

andreas

[zenith jolt]

It's bloody ssom

[clever hollow]

chouda

[cedar hull]

it was steelix all along

[clever hollow]

is chouda helper

[violet temple]

I would've deleted not locked it

[zenith jolt]

I think he stepped down

[clever hollow]

nooooooo

[cedar hull]

youre so cool man

[violet temple]

thanks

[pulsar chasm]

😭

[cedar hull]

[elder cargo]

This chat will reach 100k in no time

[wanton whale]

Right who dkeeted

[hollow ermine]

Ornstein has failed transfers before

[clever hollow]

whyd you delete that

[lone glade]

keep on going

[slim bane]

some cunt gonna delete it at 99999

[pulsar chasm]

my bad

[zenith jolt]

Allat to not be the best thread of all time

[wanton whale]

Smooth stop

[cedar hull]

can we reach 100k before steelix can delete all the messages

[wanton whale]

Idk

Ahah

[elder cargo]

“Why don’t helpers have RMT perms anymore?”

[cedar hull]

Whip out the mod logs 🔥

[clever hollow]

youre lucky im on my last warning buddy 👍

[lone glade]

who deleted my message what the helly

[broken patio]

If he has then I'm cool with that, he can lose tier 1 status and I wouldn't care

[wanton whale]

This is Steelix

[violet temple]

what

[wanton whale]

Is it you? 🥺

[lone glade]

cala sybau

[violet temple]

dont make me rc tarrega sybau

[wanton whale]

Please do I’m broke

[lone glade]

#wc_fantasy please

[violet temple]

10m?

[violet temple]

yeah I'm banning u

[cedar hull]

odds on

[lone glade]

banned for following the rules

games goen

gone

[violet temple]

banned for locking rmt posts sounds better

[wanton whale]

wtf

How did I do that

[cedar hull]

is your phone in your stomach or smth

[wanton whale]

Nah I dropped it

[broken patio]

That doesn't sound like human speech

[hollow ermine]

He would still keep tier 1 status for insanely high hitrate and simply because he only works for exclusives so like his work is almost directly from the horses mouth

The thing is fabrizio is the same, difference is fab works on transfers all around the world and isn’t an actual journalist or an exclusive one so his rate rate is high but still lower cause of more sample size

[cedar hull]

@lone glade what was that

[quick dawn]

salah vs no salah

[cedar hull]

good material

[lone glade]

calafiori is fucking shitt

[hollow ermine]

You don’t sound very Indian

[lone glade]

thats a compliment we move

[hollow ermine]

(This is a joke)

[pulsar chasm]

vrawn did it confirmed

[zenith jolt]

zest fest

[hollow ermine]

Harsh that

[clever hollow]

how many times have you rehearsed this accent pal

[violet temple]

smooth is like the most Indian non indian

[lone glade]

1st try goon

believe me

[clever hollow]

no

[wanton whale]

Someone stream arsenal game plz

[violet temple]

guys stay on topic this is a rmt #football

[pulsar chasm]

🇫🇮

[lone glade]

wahful streaming 😭

[wanton whale]

Need to pump
Those messages up sorry

[hollow ermine]

I thought yall were the elites?

[violet temple]

we dint make u helper to go offtopic cala

[hollow ermine]

This is just a posh #football

[keen wren]

Vrawn lurking as usual

[violet temple]

posh?

[hollow ermine]

“We”

[keen wren]

Bro aired me on the earlier stream

[cedar hull]

wahful rn

[violet temple]

yeah no man don't say that again

[lone glade]

wahful on valorant 😭

[zenith jolt]

whys he got a vandal mate

[violet temple]

cuz it's only 2.9k

[wanton whale]

guys arsenal game in video chat

[hollow ermine]

Nice bait

[cedar hull]

exhilirating gameplay

whys gekko got smooth accent

[wanton whale]

wait hes clean with it wtf

[keen wren]

Bros cooking

[violet temple]

THE JUMP

[orchid plank]

nvm

[cedar hull]

not the panic jump

[hollow ermine]

Bro died

[wanton whale]

over extended there @zenith jolt

[zenith jolt]

Jump peak nd dat

[violet temple]

@zenith jolt diamond ahah

[zenith jolt]

This reyna has a rad gun buddy btw

Hes ass

[cedar hull]

whos 5 stacking val rn

[broken patio]

Automatically turned my video on out of habit

[lone glade]

warra vc

[broken patio]

I'm lying in bed naked fucking hell

[wanton whale]

come play im gold 1

[hollow ermine]

What is valorant

[violet temple]

Indian servers don't work with European unfortunately

[cedar hull]

thank god for online safety act

[hollow ermine]

“Out of habit”

You vc naked often then

[lone glade]

didnt need to know this pal

[zenith jolt]

rad gun buddy ah

[wanton whale]

holy shit vc is booming

[lone glade]

who the fuck

[broken patio]

Everyone's got their mics off though

Boring

[violet temple]

First time I agree with smooth

[keen wren]

Smooth stop shouting

[wanton whale]

too scary

[pulsar chasm]

nobody talking pal

[wanton whale]

u talk then

[orchid plank]

indoor voices

[lone glade]

whos said shut up

[hollow ermine]

Beef is definitely one of those “you up?” Guys

[violet temple]

Calaaaaa

[broken patio]

You up?

[cedar hull]

no way fas joined

[pulsar chasm]

cala hold

[wanton whale]

not me

[broken patio]

Omg he's here

[violet temple]

he's just a member let him be

[lone glade]

battle it out in vc

[hollow ermine]

👀

[lone glade]

ollie vs shag remake

[clever hollow]

reports tell me fasfewr is a squeaker

[hollow ermine]

Arsenal showing Frank levels

[broken patio]

Scenes when I tell him that fab isn't tier 1 in vc

[lone glade]

@bleak island deny these allegations

[violet temple]

t1 source or nah?

[zenith jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/كوجي-السينما-المطلقة-وايفو-gif-13158921807272293438

[keen wren]

We were there

[lone glade]

cala stop streaming ur not him wallahi

[clever hollow]

you know it im fab of this shit

[violet temple]

I joined the VC even though I had an exam crazy

[wanton whale]

we watching raptor and gooning

[slim bane]

wtf there’s so many people in vc

What for

[broken patio]

Im so sad I missed this

[keen wren]

Cala show search history

[hollow ermine]

Calafiori streaming cc

[violet temple]

that American dude that came in the end was mad funny

[lone glade]

cala showing nudes

[slim bane]

Oh

[hollow ermine]

I’m gonna talk in vc

[lone glade]

i heard that giggle

[broken patio]

Why are we streaming raptor lmfaoooo

[broken patio]

That was me realising cala is streaming raptor

[wanton whale]

What do y’all wanna watch

[hollow ermine]

sybau

[pulsar chasm]

cala mate end it all

[keen wren]

Come outside

[wanton whale]

Alright dooby

[hollow ermine]

Online safety act has prevented me from giving an answer

[lone glade]

rematch

[cedar hull]

5 fpl midfielders

[lone glade]

tomi 😭

[keen wren]

Cala watching fpl yt shorts at 1pm on a thursday

[wanton whale]

😭😭

Ahahaha

[cedar hull]

FODEN

[violet temple]

Who's the one raging bro

calm down

[orchid plank]

it’s an avoid😭

[pulsar chasm]

foden 😭

[wanton whale]

Rogers avoid omg

[lone glade]

LMAO

@hollow ermine u sound nigerian

[zenith jolt]

andy goat

[orchid plank]

@wanton whale put the proper andy on

[violet temple]

is that racism right there chat

[wanton whale]

Andy Martin doesn’t have yt

[lone glade]

no

[orchid plank]

thinkingcap fpl yt

search that

[jolly solstice]

Why we watching shorts

[zenith jolt]

my skin btw

look rad buddy

gonna ace

[jolly solstice]

It's weird hearing yr voices LOL

[zenith jolt]

nvm

[broken patio]

Where were you when FPLcord were watching FPL shorts in voice chat

[cedar hull]

@hollow ermine CS and overwatch had an incest child

[pulsar chasm]

respect valorant

[hollow ermine]

What’s valorant about

[slim bane]

Watching us getting fucked by spurs

[jolly solstice]

Odobert post

Oof

[wanton whale]

Ai builds best draft

Join up

[slim bane]

It’s turning into an even contest

[keen wren]

Ong

[lone glade]

are you nigerian

[keen wren]

Not this guy

Lmaooo

[hollow ermine]

Yes

[jolly solstice]

Attack still abysmal heh

[lone glade]

@violet temple EZzzz

[keen wren]

Coopdogs friend

[orchid plank]

search thinkingcap fpl

[pulsar chasm]

james r incident

[lone glade]

no way coopdog deleted his 4th alt

[slim bane]

No LW and no zubi

And gyok ofc

[trail forum]

🤨

[jolly solstice]

Richarlison missed a sitter

[wanton whale]

Vrawn this is ass

[keen wren]

Cala rtfm viewer I see u 😈

[jolly solstice]

That gotta be a 0.9xg chance

[wanton whale]

Let’s watch his fm

[lone glade]

cala was playing fm as arsenal and drew to brentford

[clever hollow]

bro do you want me to pull up your best moments from our saves

[cedar hull]

@zenith jolt ns

[lone glade]

did i lose to luton

[zenith jolt]

ty

[clever hollow]

yes

[lone glade]

i got fmd there

[zenith jolt]

my team are just the goats tho

[bleak island]

for real?

[lone glade]

doesnt count

[hollow ermine]

Grandma came in

Phone off

[slim bane]

what

[bleak island]

Was Havertz not meant to start

[broken patio]

Can't leave me to chat with myself

[slim bane]

As in

No gyok

[broken patio]

@bleak island we wanna hear you speak

[hollow ermine]

Why everyone hiding

[keen wren]

@bleak island speak or u love Serbia

[slim bane]

Squeak squeak

[hollow ermine]

Big talk just to have social anxiety

[broken patio]

People are scared that if you hear their voice then you'll be able to find their location and their pin number

[hollow ermine]

Fairs

[cedar hull]

my fat ass is eating

[bleak island]

No microphone unfortunately. What would the topic be anyways? Please not the data stuff again

[broken patio]

I don't have a mic either

[hollow ermine]

Spurs defending without crumbling down

[keen wren]

Vrawn enjoying this video

[broken patio]

I'm chatting through my phone

[trail forum]

kinda excuse fab comes up with when he gets a here we go wrong

[cedar hull]

vrawn s tier lurker

[cedar hull]

-# here we go

[bleak island]

I mean he is a relatively successful sports journalist and you are a Discord moderator ? Im a bit confused on the joke here honestly

[broken patio]

@cedar hull Deflection 101

[keen wren]

Omd

[violet temple]

fab ain't even that unreliable calm down man

[clever hollow]

shit feels like old fplcord

we are so back

[cedar hull]

@zenith jolt what the fuck is that orb bind

[pulsar chasm]

rallen going to have to hold that i fear

[trail forum]

hes prob the most famous sports journo of all time

[bleak island]

He is alright, people just don't like the constant updates which is understandable.

[violet temple]

ye i mean most the stuff he says is right

[zenith jolt]

Tab w

[cedar hull]

kys

[violet temple]

Tab?

[hollow ermine]

Lmao

[violet temple]

That's to check kda man

[latent depot]

Call me old fashioned, but a journalist needs to be 100% right always, otherwise it's not journalism by definition. Source that shit

[hollow ermine]

This spurs match is boring

[trail forum]

old fashioned

[hollow ermine]

I don’t even think fab can be called a journalist

Rn he’s more of a media personality than anything

[latent depot]

Hype merchant

[zenith jolt]

U

w binds

[latent depot]

F5 farmer

[hollow ermine]

And he does news for things that don’t even concern him

[violet temple]

man let's calm down here if fab said something like haaland to Chelsea here we go we would all believe it

[hollow ermine]

Bentacur yellow card

Been on the pitch for 2 minutes

[trail forum]

FPL_Rockstar was a real journalist

[keen wren]

Dirty thug

[pulsar chasm]

the amount of times he has mentioned yamals age is staggering tbf

[trail forum]

would make sense since hes into young kids

that are good at football of course

[bleak island]

Nothing wrong talking about one of the best talents in the world

[jolly solstice]

His reply to a commentor saying "at least yamal has won the euros" made me cringe so hard lmao

How is someone like him saying smth like that

[hollow ermine]

I’m not seeing anything from this match to suggest arteta is changing from touchline fullbacks

[jolly solstice]

And he's not a random X profile

[hollow ermine]

Earns money from Jamal pr

Kudus getting packed by MLS

[cedar hull]

@broken patio what bar is it

[broken patio]

@chat what should I get from Greggs

[cedar hull]

steak bake

and some yum yums

FUCK

@broken patio dont get the pizzas

[broken patio]

Lmao

They're shit i agree

The sauce is too sweet

But I want them

[cedar hull]

i wanna kms i finished my food and tried speaking but nothing was working just to realise the physical mute button was on

actual donut

[violet temple]

lmao

[pulsar chasm]

so based

[latent depot]

I stopped going to Gregg's after that law came in where they have to disclose the nutritional value so much red

Middle aged now, have to watch the saturated fat

[broken patio]

I dont like it but there's one right by my bus stop

[quick dawn]

vegan roll

[broken patio]

And I was hungry because I didn't have breakfast at home because I was on FPLcord

[latent depot]

Ooh, Google says middle aged is 45+, still young (allegedly)

[broken patio]

Huge

20 years to go for me

[latent depot]

Yeah you can eat whatever without consequence

[quick dawn]

really

i try to be healthy

[latent depot]

Wait what's this about Solanke xNiggle

[cedar hull]

i have an outlet near me, its not good for my health

[quick dawn]

not in squad i think