road to 200k messages

[broken patio]

Good fix for an attacker

Not bad for a defender too but idk

[pale tiger]

if it was for free id happily do it

but for -4 gotta think hard

[silent jasper]

Verb probably, at least he can farm save points unlike Raya tbh

thanks!

[wanton whale]

Watkins cap went from exciting to template ffs

all the CC are on it now

[pale tiger]

Sad

[stone perch]

I'll just need a Saliba or Raya replacement to fit Watkins in

I wonder which defender under 5.0 is a hot prospect for the next 2 weeks

[wanton whale]

I wouldn’t sell arsenal defense before Southampton

I get it’s for money but surely there’s another way

[silent jasper]

maybe Villa def but not much attacking return though
Spurs (H) and Man Utd (A) is not bad tho

Brentford defence are sus but they have Fulham (H) and Wolves (A), might be attacking

[cerulean cape]

Isak or cunha to watkins

Cunha has last game vibes end of season

Isak just good

Munoz vs konsa too

[wanton whale]

Cunha vs rotated/fatigued palace cant sell imo

[wanton whale]

whos your other 2 defenders?

[cerulean cape]

Gvardiol and saliba

[wanton whale]

starting verb over Raya?

can CC piss off

they are all fear mongering Watkins EO on twitter ffs

[cerulean cape]

No

[wanton whale]

double ars?

[cerulean cape]

Yea

Dont see a cs tho

[wanton whale]

play Munoz over Saliba surely

and Konsa

[stone perch]

Triple Villa with Watkins in, soooo yeah

Salah might be a sale given how relaxed Liverpool are

Luckily, Saka will be around the corner for that

[wanton whale]

im thinking about Wissa to Evanilson KDB to Saka -4 next week

or i just go KDB to Bowen

[stone perch]

I don't really approve of selling Wissa

Evanilson vanished yet again

The man is not consistent just like in December

Might go Marmoush + Raya -> Watkins + Flekken. I checked my backline again and it's good for the rest of the season

Keepers above 5.0 are not doing that well

Only doubt is Pep

And whether or not I need Eze

[wanton whale]

Think I'm set on this tbf

[stone perch]

Very nice

Not sure about the keeper

That's it

[broken patio]

Don't think I even want Salah next week too

Easy move to saka if I want it I guess

I would move him to Palmer this week but then who to bench

[wanton whale]

pool have scored in every game but 1

[broken patio]

Yeah it's just a matter of save points really

[wanton whale]

indeed

[broken patio]

I fucked up so badly on WC30 with double arsenal double forest def

Both have been nothing but pain

Gvardiol, Munoz, AWB are my beacons of light

Except I've benched every AWB haul :(

[wanton whale]

if i went Eze over Sarr id be 5k rn

[broken patio]

Damn

[wanton whale]

ye just the casual 30 plus point swing

😭

[broken patio]

Wild

Eze turned into one of the best form players in Europe just out of nowhere

His stats were shit

[wanton whale]

yeah literally

he also took pens away from Mateta

funnily enough i owned Eze in gw4 and Mateta stole a pen of him as well

everything palace related minus Munoz has annoyed me

[stone perch]

I still need a sacrificial lamb between Saliba and Raya

Nothing personal, it's strictly business by checking their prices

Gvardiol isn't going anywhere

[wanton whale]

id sell Saliba if you had too

for someone with attacking threat

[valid ocean]

Bowen or Trossard for 38?

[wanton whale]

depends if chasing

[stone perch]

That was Gabriel I'm afraid

Good idea nonetheless

I'm already eyeing a Saka -> Salah

I just need to know who's the better AM than Guardiola

[wanton whale]

emery

[broken patio]

Hurzeler this week

Trust

[barren geyser]

did marmoush > watkins

looks good otherwise

[stone perch]

Hmmm

I'd need a haul to justify a -4

[humble dust]

who gets benched if i do marm to watkins

[wanton whale]

i really thought buying Watkins would be a decent differential when I got him on Monday

now he's another 90 eo player 😭

[broken patio]

Bench Salah with me

[stone perch]

Salah unironically

Eze would have been a benching headache

[humble dust]

i hear it

[humble dust]

[little delta]

why is no one getting vardy

[broken patio]

Because he's not playing gw38

[prime plinth]

Bb play. Madueke could be any midfield punt

[prime plinth]

I would if I had the chance to

Rank chase backfired last gw

Munoz benched after Ran vs tottenham. Should've known

Was just another Haaland failure to deny the value of the -12. Schade and Wood helped it be +6. Needed to setup bb37

[jolly solstice]

Damn someone had a worse gw than me

[prime plinth]

Was ok but needed Haaland to do something

[wanton whale]

you shouldve started Munoz and captained him or Schade!

[prime plinth]

I hate Haaland

[wanton whale]

hes ass yeah

[prime plinth]

Everytime I have him. Does nothing relevant. When I don't. 10 goals in 5 including arsenal

I remember I moved him for Kane in a season against Utd... He had 6 g/a

[little delta]

No one would start him in gw38 anyway, ipswich home last game 🤤

[lone glade]

Deadline is today?

[carmine arch]

We need 19.5k messages

[cedar pine]

No chance

We'll be short 10k+

There's no interesting weeks left anymore, its just a run out

Would need a FH/WC week to get a shitton of messages

[tender cipher]

Trying to justify Isak to Watkins

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195659540360867870/1361065664194023434/eadeb7f0-98a5-4018-9f57-0d967e994288.gif

[cloud raft]

Prob gonna do isak to Watkins

[silent jasper]

Team looks stacked if I do Isak to Watkins

[cloud raft]

Is anyone capping Watkins

Oh seems to be most popular

[silent jasper]

Alot of us are
Some are going with Mbeumo

[polar river]

Best keeper for this GW only? Got 1 ft to use

Thinking Pickford or sels

[cedar pine]

Fuck i need to take this week seriously i didn't realize my disaster week was still good enough that i beat @obtuse shoal

[round sedge]

1FT 0.7 what to doooo

[tender cipher]

isak to watters prob

[silent jasper]

Team looks stacked, who do I even bench if I do Isak to Watkins

[tender cipher]

pala

?

[pale tiger]

dont see many people with chelsea players tonight

[tender cipher]

not enough FTs

and weeks left

[silent jasper]

maybe

[tender cipher]

for me is bench KDB

no need think

[tender cipher]

u cld bench eze too

cup final

[silent jasper]

true but abit crazy consider his form yeah

[tender cipher]

regret selling

[silent jasper]

[cedar pine]

Areola vs Raya
Saliba vs N. Williams is what ill be debating until deadline. Currently on no arsenal

i think newcastle scores

[obtuse shoal]

Yeah I had a disaster gw as well. Didn’t look at fpl all week cause of it. Thank god it’s almost over.

[cedar pine]

same bro why do you think i only knew i beat you in the cup today

assumed i was out of everything

[obtuse shoal]

All I got left to hope for is that I keep my 1pt lead on redsix 😭

[cedar pine]

I'm cheering for you. Fuck redsix all my homies want redsix to lose

[obtuse shoal]

Nah if I’m to lose it to anyone, let it be him.

[elder cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/thanosaskteleport-gif-20554070

[tender cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336874116527034411/1347043394483912714/komaru-cat_2.gif

[silent jasper]

maybe Areola, for save points

[elder cargo]

Andreas not ready to be part of the lemur league guard of honour when I win it

[cedar pine]

guard deez nutz

[elder cargo]

There’s always next season

[tender cipher]

watkins done

[cedar pine]

im winning FPL next season

only getting 5th place in Norway league tho despite winning overall

[silent jasper]

[tender cipher]

what place are u in SG

[silent jasper]

[tender cipher]

im 1725

[silent jasper]

nowhere near as good as last season

[cedar pine]

competition is harsh

[silent jasper]

1319

[elder cargo]

One Watkins return last week turned my differential cap into the template

Brazy

[tender cipher]

14 pts off u

very meh first proper szn

watchme get 800k next szn

[violet temple]

get watkins or play sarr

Got some decisions to make damn

[elder cargo]

[violet temple]

man what the fuck is that now

[elder cargo]

What

[tender cipher]

paupa new guinea steelix is mad

[violet temple]

yeah lmao

[slim bane]

You ain’t beating me

[cedar pine]

You aren't competing in the real league so can't lose to you

[jolly solstice]

1448

[tender cipher]

chances that KDB gets benched

[cloud raft]

Sell isak or cunha for Watkins?

[prime plinth]

It is time

[prime plinth]

Would seem high given the performance levels compared to others

Marmoush has been pretty off it

Foden created nothing vs Southampton

Kdb had 1.18 xgi

[stone perch]

Hmm

Got 2 FTs, will sack Saliba, but wondering if I should do the same with Pep on a -4

[broken patio]

Get enciso

[prime plinth]

Rate both as players

Either way would go one of those if I just want a fun mess around pick

Bowen is so boring

Can't get Branthwaite if i do. He is destined for a headed goal

[tender cipher]

so ur saying he starts

[prime plinth]

I would but my word doesn't mean much

Idk how Foden was picked over moush last gw

Think it is clear kdb has been City's best attacker since coming back

[silent jasper]

is it risky to bench Salah and play the likes of Eze/Bowen/Cunha ahead of him?

[prime plinth]

Oh it is also CIty's last game at the Etihad

With kdb

Eze over salah this week.

nah don't do that

[cloud raft]

Anyone

[silent jasper]

Cunha nice fixture though, if you are on it

[prime plinth]

Brighton is sometimes ok but they are also a great chance of shipping goals

[cloud raft]

I'm leaning to selling isak due to fixture

[prime plinth]

always take the chance with salah on field

that would be absurd

[silent jasper]

true

[silent jasper]

I have both and might sell Isak soon for Watkins

[prime plinth]

Best fpl asset ever vs a team who can ship 3 on any given week

[pale tiger]

Do it

[cloud raft]

Makes sense, last 2 gws so make the most

[prime plinth]

I moved salah for haaland last gw but I'd be lying if I said i wasn't tempted to reverse it to watkins and salah

[silent jasper]

fixture is great for Villa as compare to Newcastle too

[prime plinth]

Really considering saving bb for 38

As much as risk comes with it.

Way better upside options

Even with Salah cooling off a bit. 46 g/a in 36

9.2 ppm lol

May still do this tbh

[wanton whale]

I wouldn’t go Salah

You could punt on anyone

[silent jasper]

weird but I would rather bring in Palmer because of Utd fixture

[wanton whale]

Not the time to bring in Salah imo

[broken patio]

If you don't have Salah I don't see why you'd buy him now

1g1a in 8 games

Fine remaining fixtures but nothing amazing, other players have better form and better fix

[silent jasper]

are you benching Salah this week

[broken patio]

I don't know

Maybe

Could also Bench kdb instead

[silent jasper]

contemplating between Eze/Bowen/Cunha for myself

[broken patio]

Eze is tough BC you don't know how many mins he'll get

[silent jasper]

probably Eze right?

[broken patio]

Bowen Vs the worst defence in the league is a no brainer

And Cunha Vs a rotated palace side

[silent jasper]

Forest turned into the worst defence?

[broken patio]

Yeah over the last 6 weeks theyre the worst on xg conceded

It's been bad for ages

Some people still don't realise just how shit they are atm

[silent jasper]

damn that sucks

[silent jasper]

yeah true

[broken patio]

And some of that was before Murillo got injured

They're so fucked now

[silent jasper]

I am lucky that I only got Milenkovic can just perma bench him

[broken patio]

They're fortunate that they've got a nice points buffer over Brentford/Brighton

Otherwise Europa would be at risk

[silent jasper]

yeah fr, unlucky for Brighton tbh

[broken patio]

Eh, we don't deserve any better than were going to get

Drew at home to all of the bottom 4 teams in the league

[silent jasper]

got a feeling you guys might scrap a win against Pool lol

[broken patio]

Can't be hoping for Europa with that

Honestly I think it will be tight

We've been really good for the past few weeks

Stats are showing it too

And Liverpool hungover...?

[silent jasper]

this + no motivation to fight for the win besides Salah's assist record or something

[broken patio]

I do worry about benching Salah BC all it takes is 1 penalty and he gets 11 points

[silent jasper]

he won't win Golden Boot either I suppose, so nothing much to fight for really

maybe home game vs Palace for the trophy ceremony

[silent jasper]

yeah

don't forget Diaz is really on form, so he might not get the bps either

[silent jasper]

why are you guys posting picture without any context

[tardy cradle]

rate their fpl team

[silent jasper]

xinyee > smooth's team for this week lol

she got so many differential wtf haha

[tardy cradle]

[silent jasper]

would you bench Eze since you are here

[keen wren]

If asensio is leaked to start I'm buying him over Watkins

idc

[tardy cradle]

i am selling palace assets except munoz

take that as you will

[silent jasper]

@tardy cradle this is my current team
Should be doing Isak to Watkins (C)
And benching Eze

[tardy cradle]

Watkins comes in for Mateta soon

hmm on your team

[silent jasper]

@tardy cradle don't bench Bowen

[tardy cradle]

Schade as a differential is too tempting

tbf Bowen AWB combo

[silent jasper]

truee

[tardy cradle]

eze is bench for your team tbh yeah

either drunk Palace or sad palace showing up

[silent jasper]

yeah for real, I think I would just bench him and might regret it tbh

[tardy cradle]

me with Bowen or Schade at this rate

[little delta]

Is watkins even as good as everyone thinks he is

[tardy cradle]

are we getting baited by the CCs

cord is going no Watkins at this rate

could just bench Mateta and start Bowen at this rate and bank FT

[silent jasper]

I think Mateta bench is ok consider Bowen got the form lately

[tardy cradle]

yeah thinking of Saka and maybe Evan for last week

[little delta]

I might get vardy, cant even get watkins i have martinez konsa rogers

would have to be a -4

[tardy cradle]

oof

join the vardy party with the cord

[little delta]

if I get vardy for isak i can get saka for eze next week

[silent jasper]

I think this might work out for you if you got the cover for Vardy

[little delta]

Mbeumo kdb saka salah rogers wissa evanilson

Gw38

[tardy cradle]

seems good then

[little delta]

vardy for his final prem game against ipswich at home is nice

Nah fuck vardy im js gonna roll

[stone perch]

KDB Saka Salah is insane

Where's the money coming from

[tardy cradle]

shouldnt be that expensive with smth like this

[keen wren]

yessss

unlucky watkins cappers

[tardy cradle]

he is a walking disaster ?

[silent jasper]

Focal is still backing Watkins despite this LOL

[spiral anchor]

he still can win it bro

but hes going for assists 😔

so no

[silent jasper]

yeah

[spiral anchor]

he could have got an easy goal vs arsenal

1 assist gone

free goal but he didnt pass it

@silent jasper

yk what

dont forget

salah to nunez assist vs tottenham

+nunez when he made a bad pass to salah in the last minute in the game

so basically salah could have got
2 goals
2 assists

[silent jasper]

hmm ok

[spiral anchor]

💔

his team is NOT helping at all

i think mbappe will win the golden boot

if u watched the classico

mbappe scored like 3 tap ins

and a penalty

[spiral anchor]

its not his fault that his team is helping him but

2 times vini had a chance to score

but instead he passed it to mbappe

[silent jasper]

Gyokeres vs Mbappe I guess

[spiral anchor]

nope

gyokeres got a hard match vs top 3 team

and mbappe got 2 matches

but its vs annoying teams

sociedad and uh

i forgot who

another defensive team

[valid ocean]

This guy might help us get to 100k messages

Keep talking bro

[tardy cradle]

where is the pedro neto starting as false 9 leak

[spiral anchor]

LMAO

ok bet

i can help

[stone perch]

Hold on

Is Kiwior a starter

I can easily downgrade Saliba to him

[obtuse shoal]

You got FTs to spare?

[stone perch]

2

I need a downgrade to fit Watkins

Either Raya or Saliba out

Pep should stay another week as a -4 for an AM sounds dumb

[tardy cradle]

go for Huerzler

[silent jasper]

Or Potter
Forest arent on form lately while West Ham are ok

[tardy cradle]

ye potter is the obv one if ya wanna do a transfer

[stone perch]

I'm benching Neco for that reason

Could be nice

[silent jasper]

Think I am starting Eze over Cunha now lol

Homeground advantage

[wanton whale]

start both

[silent jasper]

Team is too stacked to start both tbh

[wanton whale]

palace could rotate

[silent jasper]

The final team should be this
Either will defo haul on my bench I feel

[tardy cradle]

bench Salah he is on beach they say

[stone perch]

AWB or Kiwior

Or even a Brentford defender

[tender cipher]

No clue who to bench

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195659540360867870/1361065664194023434/eadeb7f0-98a5-4018-9f57-0d967e994288.gif

[tardy cradle]

cute creature

[polar river]

Went for Pickford in goal

[copper hinge]

Anyone on Isak > Watkins?

[stone perch]

No, Marmoush > Watkins

Much easier to commit to

[trail forum]

yeah

im 0.3 off marmoush to watkins

[wanton whale]

do Salah to Palmer

[trail forum]

nah

[wanton whale]

please

[trail forum]

united gonna be basically full strength

bot teams are going mad for palmer

but they dont know ball

are you one ?

[wanton whale]

no

idk if no Jackson is better or worse for Palmer

[silent jasper]

Why would they be on full strength when finals are few days away when there is nothing to play for in league?
Match fitness?

[tardy cradle]

Pedro Neto hattrick loading

[mighty pumice]

worse

[silent jasper]

Watch live rant shout Enzo goal or assist
Just to mud Palmer owners

[copper hinge]

Worse

[stone perch]

You know what

Ballsy Saliba -> AWB as a starter pick

I'll get Kiwior if I need to

[slim bane]

nearly caught out by the early deadline

Thank fuck I’m addicted to my phone

and checked discord as I was watching Netflix

[trail forum]

basically a week away what else are they gonna do sit at home and play patty cake

just subbed early a bit they dont even have the squad for a weaker team

[silent jasper]

Academy players

[valid ocean]

I’ve got AWB too but i couldn’t afford Kiwior

[prime plinth]

i dont have to go haaland to watkins and salah now

[stone perch]

I'll see if I'll need him next GW

Went AWB, but I got Gvardiol, Munoz and Konsa playing

Watkins (C) all the way

[trail forum]

man andy is a cuck to the algo gods

capping and buying palmer ?

crazy

just because hes highest xPoints

[mighty pumice]

eze to palmer wow

[silent jasper]

This will end up either big brain move or super stupid move
No in betweens yeah

[mighty pumice]

his season could be killed right here

[trail forum]

no its copying a bot its brainless

[mighty pumice]

hes done -4

enzo

too

[wanton whale]

ANDY IS going enzo

[silent jasper]

If Eze outscored Palmer he is defo screwed lol

[wanton whale]

OMG

[mighty pumice]

omg

😭

[wanton whale]

IS HE okay

[stone perch]

Raya or Areola

[wanton whale]

wtffff

[mighty pumice]

a -4 for double chelsea

[wanton whale]

idiot

[mighty pumice]

with palmer captain

[prime plinth]

Cold bb

branthwaite and madueke in

[tardy cradle]

go Neto

quick

[prime plinth]

sels in gk. i cut him

[slim bane]

Times up

[tardy cradle]

oh well no FH or WC nvm

[prime plinth]

Nah neto isn't a fpl player

[stone perch]

I started Raya again at the deadline's time lmao

I shouldn't have been allowed to do that

Watkins (C) might bomb the GW early

Or make it

[mighty pumice]

fair play if this pays off for andy

[tardy cradle]

locked 2 FT next week

[stone perch]

Of all the risky picks, Palmer was not really that great

[silent jasper]

You should checkout FPLtips man
He is on BB37 too

[stone perch]

It feels bland

[tardy cradle]

trust in Neto and Beto

[prime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/noni-madueke-cfc-chelsea-fc-chelsea-football-club-gif-16171032691986173654

he will deliver with the extra minutes

MADU

[stone perch]

That Tottenham squad looks diabolical

[stone perch]

4 goals a game and vanished for the rest of the season

Proper trap

[obtuse shoal]

Wait there are no games tomorrow? 👀

[wanton whale]

fa cup

[prime plinth]

It is yanited though

I was going enciso or hutchinson otherwise lol. It don't matter really

[wanton whale]

gameweek ruined already damn

[tardy cradle]

konsaaaa

[wanton whale]

HUGE

omggg

[lone glade]

perfect

[tardy cradle]

dont have oliie tho feck

[stone perch]

I hope Konsa isn't template

I almost got the ML in the bag

[lone glade]

like 23 eo

[wanton whale]

Konsa is around 30

such sexy points

[tardy cradle]

wtf is this bs

saving FT

[cerulean cape]

Burn and now konsa

Love these random ass points

[wanton whale]

need one more return from Watkins

forget rogers hes basically a placeholder

[cerulean cape]

No

[wanton whale]

Yes

[cerulean cape]

Assist perfect for watkins

No more

Everyone happy

I bought

But capped mbeumo

Sold isak in the end

[tardy cradle]

fuck rogers

[wanton whale]

WTF

[lone glade]

we move

[wanton whale]

rogers just shut up me up big time

cold

[tardy cradle]

red arrow ffs

[stone perch]

Not enough from Watkins

[cerulean cape]

1 more please

From rogers

[wanton whale]

3-0 watkins goal and its been perfect

[cerulean cape]

Everyone happy

Non owners happy

Owners happy

Cappers hapoy

Mbeumo cappers happier

[wanton whale]

Mbuemo gets a cheeky assist and thats it please

[stone perch]

Useless Watkins man

[valid ocean]

Ezri Konsa holy heavens

[stone perch]

My ML is safe, but I need more than an assist

I don't want to jinx Konsa

[mighty pumice]

green arrow with no konsa no problem

[tardy cradle]

7 points Isak

[lone glade]

isak 63eo

lovely

ez brace

[wanton whale]

hes gonna goon, he fucking hates us

[lone glade]

reason i kept him and sold cunha instead 😈

[wanton whale]

you started Goonsa right?

[lone glade]

of course

goonsa gookins and goongers

[wanton whale]

Sameeee

[lone glade]

the boys

[wanton whale]

hated Konsa 2 weeks ago

and now he might take me back into top 10k

[pale tiger]

Ffs

Almost went for cucurella for a -4

Had a gut feeling he'd score and he actually did lmao

[mighty pumice]

I didn’t know cucu was this much of a threat wtf

[humble dust]

cucu always does this to relegation teams

[wanton whale]

4.4m is mental

[valid ocean]

18k gwr with 3 players lol

[copper hinge]

Cucurella haul I'm so alive

[broken patio]

Kinda pissed that he's gone on to do this since gw30 wc

Look at his points before that

Let's be real people only bought him on wc30 for dgw33, where he got 3 points

[wanton whale]

I've owned him since gw3 so

[broken patio]

I mean fair

Can't hate at all then

[wanton whale]

jammy goal i would hate if i were you

no clue how this villa defense improved so much

[stone perch]

I benched him twice like a moron

Villa never inspired me to play their defenders

[broken patio]

It's just the people who act like they saw this coming when buying on wc30/31

When they were shocking defensively beforehand

And had awful fix in dgw33

And he did do nothing in dgw33, which feels right

But villa have now become one of the best defensive teams since then 😂

It's the way it goes I guess, avoid bandwagons at your own peril

[elder cargo]

Triple digits till my army of threats plays 🙏

[wanton whale]

Its because people wanted triple villa and many went Rogers/Watkins/Rashford so needed a cheap third slot ig

[broken patio]

Tbf I've had so many times now that I went against common bandwagons, and went for what felt like a 'smarter' choice, and got punished

You'd think I would learn

[wanton whale]

they are so brutal nowadays

Watkins went from 9 eo to 110

Mbuemo 15 up to 130 or something

gw38 there are so many good options which will be amazing

Arsenal mids, Bournemouth attack Bowen

[zealous forum]

I was not familiar with your game

[jolly solstice]

Fr tho

Villa def owners since gw30/31 have been the luckiest

Hell it made more sense owning villa def during the first half of the second part of the season than the last 9 GWs

[silent jasper]

Went for Collins instead of Konsa
Fml

[jolly solstice]

No way ppl saw these fix and think they'll keep a cs in any game other than soton

They had 3 or 4 CS in total leading up to gw30

[wanton whale]

we all knew he was scoring today

[silent jasper]

Nobody capped him 😭

[wanton whale]

I almost did

[silent jasper]

Didnt saw you mentioning about Konsa cap tho

[valid ocean]

Did Villa defence actually improve or is it just luck

Never thought i’d see the day Villa keep a CS three games in a row

[cerulean cape]

Got konsa for bb32

Benched for dgw33

In fact I've benched him nearly every gw lmao

Not this one tho

[prime plinth]

People are bad enough to have Konsa and that is the player lowering my rank this gw... cba

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-angry-face-cringe-angry-face-coach-not-happy-gif-5480965892207921425

Madueke .5 xg. Warra 3 pts for me

[prime plinth]

They are masterminds ig

I benched Ran and Munoz vs Tottenham. Then Konsa scores of all people. Yikes

Funny that it was between Ran and Munoz to start both times. 20+ pt swing

[silent jasper]

@cerulean cape failed experiment 😭
I dont think Collins will be able to outscore Konsa

[cerulean cape]

Rip

Pray for injury somwhere

[silent jasper]

unlikely and Fulham arent really shit these days?

[cerulean cape]

They need to win fulham

For any chance of europe

Will be open

[silent jasper]

Hopefully
Just saw Fulham beat Pool and Saints so far in their last 7 games..
I think Mbeumo cap will cook

[tender cipher]

frimpong next szn 5.5?

will be so good

[cerulean cape]

6.5m

[violet temple]

This tbh

[cloud raft]

Why are there no games today

[tender cipher]

thats pretty high tbh

0.5m off trent this year

[cerulean cape]

Fa cup

And eurovision

Lmao

They didn't even decide the fa cup time til like 2 weeks ago

[obtuse shoal]

Watch him be a midfielder

[silent jasper]

Season not even over bro
How would we know lol
I think 6M because he came from Bundesliga I guess
Bradley 5 or 5.5M?

[tender cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273306023427309743/1278727965529739355/Screenshot_2024-08-29-12-28-41-440-edit_com.zhiliaoapp.musically.gif

also rip collins over konsa

[humble dust]

penguin

[keen wren]

Started konsa over collins last minute

[silent jasper]

Konsa is a fraud tbh
Villa havent kept many CS for awhile before GW32 and now they kept 3 in a row

[trail forum]

based and smart

[keen wren]

Watkins was a bad captain lucky I didn't go there

mbeumo should have been the top captain by far

[trail forum]

i dont think there was a stand out good cap

[keen wren]

Palmer without Jackson and Watkins without tielemans should've worried ppl more

[trail forum]

if i could go back in time after seeing the villa stats

i still cap watkins again

9 corners, 18 shots, 12 free kicks

watkins was a good cap

the only player itw whos a good cap vs united is salah

dont wanna hear any other waffle

if you capped palmer you're shit at fpl and just copy algo

[carmine arch]

I sold so hard

[tender cipher]

ive been 130k-180k for as long as i can remember

[carmine arch]

I just became really template and boring

[trail forum]

yeah thats what happens when you get a decent rank

FPL low key more fun when you start shit and have to gain over time

no fun having to stare are a 100% red when you go from 20 to 40k after 1 slightyl risky cap

[carmine arch]

I haven't got 100 points at all this season some how

[trail forum]

ooof

what did you do gw24/25

they were the insane ones

[wanton whale]

Tielemans doesn’t affect Watkins ability to finish chances sadly

[carmine arch]

Oh wait I did

I'm stupid

But those were dgws

[trail forum]

yeah but besides them not many 100+

unless you hit salah TC

or AM bonus

[carmine arch]

I generally just did well in shitter game weeks

Like last week

28 point green

[trail forum]

oh eze owner

[carmine arch]

Ya

And boomo TC

Should of saved for Bowen 38

[carmine arch]

Still haven't taken a single hit

[cerulean cape]

Saka going from 15% eo to 120% next gw

[carmine arch]

If we win or draw today

Tommorow I mean

I ain't buying him

Becuase it will be a dead rubber

If we lose tomorrow then my midfield will be Bowen Salah merino saka rogers

[wanton whale]

I’m not sure if I’m buying Bowen or an arsenal mid next week

[carmine arch]

How many ft?

[wanton whale]

1

[carmine arch]

I decided to roll as I couldn't get to Watkins as I had double defence and Rogers

[carmine arch]

If we win or draw Tommorow

Buy bowen

[wanton whale]

Ye I wouldn’t mind buying from a team that actually need to win tho

[cerulean cape]

Might buy semenyo

And hate myself again

[trail forum]

guys i was seeing this weird image in my dreams last night, anyone know what it could mean

[cerulean cape]

@lone glade and @cedar pine on same points

[wanton whale]

Andreas that’s very poor from you

[cerulean cape]

andreas has2 more players + cap tho

[cedar pine]

Season ended last week

Just self destructing now

[trail forum]

all my homies hate eze

konsa saved me a bit

but sarr over eze making top 10k into top100k

[lone glade]

Warra comeback

[cerulean cape]

Rip coinflip

[wanton whale]

Eze scoring and it isn’t painful for once

[keen wren]

Ppl bought sarr over this guy 😭

Eze is him

[silent jasper]

I am sorry for doubting you Eze

almost benched him in my FPL team this week

[tardy cradle]

as usal Sarr wasting

[wanton whale]

this Eze form was not expected

[wanton whale]

you've gotten away with Murder here

[zealous forum]

DiVARne Intervention

[tardy cradle]

again

[stone perch]

I'm itching to get Eze

I don't know why I feel like he just mudded me

Across a totally different competition

[jolly solstice]

Where's glasner when I needed him in gw32

[carmine arch]

Boomo haul day

[zealous forum]

Thomas Frank: 68 points in last 6 🥶

[cerulean cape]

Big

[copper hinge]

Coold, I did that last season on a FH aswell

[stone perch]

MGW owners are chads

[mighty pumice]

no isak

[silent jasper]

@lone glade

[tardy cradle]

nice not in squad as well

[mighty pumice]

sarr off the bench then

[lone glade]

wtf]

[stone perch]

I dodged the Areola and Flekken bullets

[tardy cradle]

dodged the Isak bullet

[stone perch]

Which is?

No Isak

Sellers are incredibly lucky

[silent jasper]

true I am part of the sellers I have to admit

[stone perch]

All of the bench options got their CS wiped and it's Sarr off the bench

Not bad

[mighty pumice]

mbuemo cappers win

vs watkins

[tardy cradle]

Booom

[cerulean cape]

boommmm

[silent jasper]

obv now when he scores

[stone perch]

One week too late Bryan

Moron

[mighty pumice]

and a penalty now too

[stone perch]

Wissa assist

[mighty pumice]

schade assist

[stone perch]

Niiiiice

Please don't tell me he's about to bag a brace

[tardy cradle]

i got all 3

big boom pls

[mighty pumice]

missed

omg

[tardy cradle]

fuckk

[cerulean cape]

fuclkkkjkkj]

[little delta]

ur joking he missed

[cerulean cape]

was onto a generational gw

if he scored

[little delta]

could have been 2 goals in 30 mins

my cap

[mighty pumice]

vardy without a doubt

[lone glade]

goon

[silent jasper]

FPLcord cooking btw

[tardy cradle]

would have cut that 40 point lead like a butter ffs

[cerulean cape]

wouuld have been topp50k

if that pen went in

ffs

[tardy cradle]

hurts more cos I had Schade as well

[carmine arch]

14 point swing

Cooked

[silent jasper]

Fuck I benched Milenkovic last on bench lol

[mighty pumice]

wissa you beautyyy

[silent jasper]

Assist

[tardy cradle]

rightfully if it is

[lone glade]

lovely

[tardy cradle]

all 3 Bees assets returned nice

[silent jasper]

sorry Norsgaard Ass

[mighty pumice]

no schade

[silent jasper]

Flashscore says so

[tardy cradle]

feck

say Schade goal

and Milenkovic on bench

need Gvar or Munoz not in squad

[silent jasper]

last on my bench too, started Collins ffs

[tardy cradle]

need Munoz spotted in Ibiza on Tuesday

[silent jasper]

I benched Milenkovic last on my bench
I will never get his points unless Konate and Munoz gets 0 which will never happen LOL

[cerulean cape]

How is 38 the safety

Wtf

[silent jasper]

ML rival with this team, with his luck

[cerulean cape]

Elanga for isak too

[silent jasper]

all returns wtf

[silent jasper]

yeah ffs

54k to 43.7k now for him

[tardy cradle]

bowennnnnnn

[cerulean cape]

Is this even good

[tardy cradle]

for me yes my NFO defender is on bench

[lone glade]

bowennn

sexy man

hes so good

[cerulean cape]

Fuck off

[silent jasper]

@orchid plank your benched players is saved man

not many gigahaul

[mighty pumice]

anyone but him

[tardy cradle]

still benched Milenko and MGW points

[silent jasper]

Milenkovic was on 14 and Sels were on 7

[tardy cradle]

saved him some humbling ig

[cerulean cape]

Yea that cost lost me like 1.5k more

Than the forest cs

[stone perch]

How's Mbeumo with the pen miss

[tardy cradle]

thats a 11k rise for me tho not complaining

and no one in my ML has him

[stone perch]

I should really cap Bowen soon

Next week perhaps

[silent jasper]

ye

[stone perch]

Not feeling Saka if I get him back

[orchid plank]

Need a evan not in squad

[orchid plank]

Decisions were
Milenk/3rd eve def
Mgw/bowen

All doing well is kinda eh

[tardy cradle]

not much of a loss

then

[silent jasper]

both returned but Bowen was still the most consistent player afterall

[silent jasper]

and he did

[stone perch]

He's a chad

[tardy cradle]

got it 3/4

[stone perch]

For him right on time

[tardy cradle]

smooth got all 4 iirc

[silent jasper]

he did even on his FH

[silent jasper]

@lone glade your unsung hero

[tardy cradle]

can bring in Saka next week without needing to bring in Bowen

[lone glade]

fr

[earnest torrent]

nice punt

[silent jasper]

power bro

[lone glade]

170k

gonna end here or smth

53 from 6

[broken patio]

Benched milenkovic

Played AWB

Did the reverse last week

Dodged both Hauls

DM me for FPL tips and advice

[mighty pumice]

So awb flopped me

And flekken too

What is flekken on

[keen wren]

8 left we move

[mighty pumice]

Brentford’s defence so inconsistent ffs

[keen wren]

Optimal

[silent jasper]

dude same as you LOL
Last week benched Munoz for Milenkovic because of fixtures
11 vs 1
This week benched Milenkovic for Collins
8 vs 1
1 pointer def for me oof

[wanton whale]

Jesus Christ

Where tf is isak

Also boomo pen miss is cold

[cerulean cape]

mbuemo 15 turned in to 5

[lone glade]

good

[cerulean cape]

20 points lost

[wanton whale]

Matched Watkins cold

We got lucky tho

Boomo pen and we are fucked

Bowen in and cap I think he’s so good

[zealous forum]

Yeah got lucky there

[stone perch]

Decent week

Not complaining

Isak rested for the final Europe push next week?

[wanton whale]

Indeed, all my team has returned just annoying to see big threats return as well

Surely isak wasn’t rested

[stone perch]

I think my returns are pretty template

[wanton whale]

Must’ve been serious

[stone perch]

I can't break past the 200k ranks

I need a massive punt to end it all on a hit

[cerulean cape]

semenyo

[wanton whale]

Just go differential cap

[lone glade]

oh i overtook ace

cold

[wanton whale]

Bournemouth, ars mid cap etc

[cerulean cape]

tross cap if he starts

[wanton whale]

Yeah I like tross

More than saka rn depending on the result of this game

[tardy cradle]

tross vs marti

[wanton whale]

I like both can’t go wrong with either

[tardy cradle]

[stone perch]

Where

[lone glade]

fplrank

[stone perch]

Hmmm

[silent jasper]

what is your team name

[stone perch]

If what you say is true, I have to lock in to beat you, smooth brain

[stone perch]

Sonic 3 & Nkunkules

Both referenced players flopped so hard

[silent jasper]

Smooth - 56 pts 2410 pts
You - 56 pts 2393 pts

[tardy cradle]

sonic 3 ?

[lone glade]

https://tenor.com/view/jarrod-bowen-west-ham-caraboa-cup-spurs-gif-24226199

[wanton whale]

full house of returns so far

[tardy cradle]

10k locked then ?

[silent jasper]

13685 so far on fplgameweek

[tardy cradle]

[wanton whale]

nope 😭

need Kdb haul

[tardy cradle]

[silent jasper]

Eze 21.6%
If he matches Bowen would be nice

[mighty pumice]

this cs better get wiped...

[tardy cradle]

we need newcastle to lose wtf

[mighty pumice]

just need 3 more goals

for the gd

gw38 is gonna be fucking amazing

[stone perch]

Hahahaha

Saliba owners mudded

Good shit man

[mighty pumice]

forest vs chelsea avoid all assets possible

[wanton whale]

damn if this clean holds im cooking

[lone glade]

62 if this clean holds

dont mess it up

[valid ocean]

I wouldn’t mind a Saka return

[cerulean cape]

Saliba can fuck off

Matches munoz at least

[stone perch]

Aren't Newcastle supposed to be fighting for their lives

They'll gain a huge edge if they win

[slim bane]

They are still in control of their destiny

win is to guarantee

[earnest torrent]

everton is not a team you want to prefer to be facing when its on the line

[wanton whale]

as long as Sarr starts Isak missing out is actually a good outcome for me

[tardy cradle]

21 points behind in ML with a player advantage

its joever

[valid ocean]

Ffs why did i keep Saka

[wanton whale]

So far so good

Sarr can you please outscore Eze just once

[tardy cradle]

Sarr vs Cunha

[cerulean cape]

They all score 1

All benched

Also top10k not dead

[tardy cradle]

Cunha hattrick past drunk Palace

[cerulean cape]

Cunha owner here

Lfg

Benched munoz too

[tardy cradle]

is it madness to go triple bournemouth (Evan Klui Kerkez) for a hit

[cerulean cape]

Hit yes

Leicester look better now

Might target ipswich tbh

[cerulean cape]

Top100k??

[lone glade]

Doubt

maybe

[wanton whale]

Probably

It’s gonna be a nervy last gameweek

[lone glade]

25 points off

No way that happens

[wanton whale]

I want to punt on a captain

[lone glade]

Never got top 100k 😔😔

[wanton whale]

Shame isak is a doubt

[lone glade]

Evanilson

[cerulean cape]

Just punt against a popular

Ultra differential and cap

Like semenyo

[lone glade]

Who

Is Evan good

[cerulean cape]

Evan popular if isam injured

Isak

Also striker

[lone glade]

Hmm

[wanton whale]

I don’t think i want Saka

[cerulean cape]

I'm more likely to go saka now I think

[lone glade]

Bowen maybe

[cerulean cape]

Cos lower ownership

[lone glade]

Looks good

Ipswich as well

[tardy cradle]

hmm Saka

[lone glade]

Watkins

Also

United free hattrick

[wanton whale]

Saka could be benched not unlikely

[cerulean cape]

Benched for 2026?

[tardy cradle]

need to crowdfund for Lazyfpl patreon

[wanton whale]

Nwaneri and sterling need minutes

😂

[tardy cradle]

why tf does sterling need

[cerulean cape]

Tbf nothing to play for

[tardy cradle]

unless u wanna buy him in that case 50m

[wanton whale]

May as well we have UCL

[cerulean cape]

Ipswich conceded 15 last 5 home games

Maybe we just go kdb to bowen

[wanton whale]

Bowen cap is tempting

[lone glade]

Bowen yh

[tardy cradle]

already have Bowen

[wanton whale]

I’m not buying Bowen if I’m not capping tho

[carmine arch]

Yeah I'm going Bowen c

[tardy cradle]

and other Hammers assets besides AWB and Areola 😭

[carmine arch]

Not buying saka

[wanton whale]

Need to squeeze into 10k

[carmine arch]

I don't know who to buy with second ft

[wanton whale]

If isak is fit then Kdb to Bowen is ez

[cerulean cape]

Might cap boomo again

Him and wissa on 19 goals

[tardy cradle]

who takes the pen for the 20th

[cerulean cape]

Boomo

[wanton whale]

Praying isak recovers because motivation will be extremely high

[cerulean cape]

Assuming both still on 19

[wanton whale]

Fullkrug 😭

[tardy cradle]

hmmm

[carmine arch]

Need a gw38 punt

[tardy cradle]

also Fulkrug wtf

punt AWB then

[wanton whale]

That’s not a punt that’s just ass

[cerulean cape]

Evan is the punt

Won't be above 30%

[carmine arch]

Oh Evan yeah

[tardy cradle]

Evan is kinda locked in for me unless Watkins presents me with his case

Arsenal mid vs AWB

[wanton whale]

Isak 40 eo haul would hit crazy

Atleast they’ll be leaks

Gonna be so chaotic I’m excited

[tardy cradle]

unless they seal it inside patreon

[wanton whale]

Probably

[cerulean cape]

Newcastle hasn't had good leaks all year

Not expecting much

[tardy cradle]

waiting on Arsenal so dont care about them phew

[cerulean cape]

Kdb to semenyo/bowen for me unless kdb benched on Tuesday