road to 200k messages

[cerulean cape]

20% for me

not greedy, just asking for a rogers goal and gvardiol cs

[wanton whale]

need Gvardiol LW please

[silent jasper]

need Rogers 7 pointer again, just need his points

[cerulean cape]

just match boomo

somehow

[wanton whale]

rogers blank is so obvious

he'll only get 60-70

[silent jasper]

not surprised if he gets subbed even before 60 tbh

[cerulean cape]

not at 1-0

2-0 yea i see it

[wanton whale]

need villa cs

wont happen tho

[cedar hull]

Nah villa cs is 🔐

[cerulean cape]

tbf with less players now, get the red arrow now and the rest will of thee weekend will be green arrows

[wanton whale]

ive got 4 playing

[stone perch]

I would have been livid if I pulled the trigger and did that

[cedar hull]

If i went back id make the same decision

Nothing to be mad about

[stone perch]

Would Timber be nailed enough to sell Gabriel and unlock some funds

Gvardiol being the 3rd most expensive defender is irrelevant with City's performances

I geniunely don't know who to get aside from Gab and VVD

[oak furnace]

Mbeumo did exactly what I knew he would

Score the in the first 10 minutes the week I got rid

[cedar hull]

Was never a fan of selling mbeumo, who did you sell him for

[oak furnace]

Semenyo to free up cash

If I waited for this Liverpool news I would've done Salah to Semenyo and then mbeumo to Salah next week

[cedar hull]

Free up cash for what

Did you not make another move?

[oak furnace]

To get Raya next week

I could've waited a week

But I liked the Ipswich fixture for Semenyo

I was impatient with mbeumo

[lone glade]

flekken assist

[oak furnace]

He had like no xgi

[lone glade]

suiii

[cedar hull]

Wait what

[silent jasper]

Was it wahful that own Collins in here?

[cedar hull]

Lmaoo

[lone glade]

tyghe

flekken assist am i dreaming

[silent jasper]

Oh nice

[cerulean cape]

i reckon the flekken/verbruggen rotation ahs been wrong every gw lol

gonna sell one of these fucks this gw

also fuck gvardiol

[cedar hull]

Gvardiol to trent likely

[oak furnace]

I could've waited a week on this mbeumo to Semenyo
Let's see what happens

[cerulean cape]

i can't afford

vvd it is

[oak furnace]

Semenyo blank with high xgi probably

[silent jasper]

My friend owns Flekken from GW1 and benched him for Fab this week

[cerulean cape]

water is wet

[oak furnace]

Hold flekken or get raya?

[silent jasper]

He have higher xG than TAA surprisingly tbh

[oak furnace]

I'm so glad I waited a week for the flekken move

[cedar hull]

Shit

[oak furnace]

I could get timber as my third defender instead

[cedar hull]

I can do gvard to trent, but then cant get raya for flekken

But if get virgil i can just afford raya

[oak furnace]

Flekken is the goat tho

[cedar hull]

[oak furnace]

Bro got an assist

[cerulean cape]

vvd bros

let's do it

[oak furnace]

Idk how you guys can't afford Trent

[slim bane]

Exactly why I’ve been hesitating so long

I could’ve had vvd since he was 6.1M

[cerulean cape]

taa will benched for at least onre more game

in next 5

[cedar hull]

Nah

Not with bradley out

[cerulean cape]

back from injury

[cedar hull]

But vvd could match him

1 goal = 2 assists

[cerulean cape]

europe

[oak furnace]

I'm considering doing this

[lavish parcel]

flekken holy shit

[cerulean cape]

he ain't playing 7 games in 24 days or whatever

[cedar hull]

Less minutes, not benched imo

[wanton whale]

Idk about VVd icl

[cedar hull]

70 sub etc

[cerulean cape]

not an fpl planner, don't care

[silent jasper]

Dont think Pool can rest VVD tbh

[cedar hull]

If you like gabriel you should like vvd

[cerulean cape]

planfpl or gtfo

[wanton whale]

Gabriel has way more goal threat

We literally play for corners in some games

[cerulean cape]

vvd goal threat isn't minimal tho

[cedar hull]

Slot loves set pieces, they just need time to work on them

[oak furnace]

You happy now?

[cedar hull]

You can see how recently vvd been getting more chances

[cerulean cape]

yes and yes

good team

[oak furnace]

Is having 2 goalies dumb tho

[wanton whale]

Please villa hold the CS

[lone glade]

wipe villa

[cerulean cape]

https://gyazo.com/12524da488afd1b02ec03b9b95d83856 5 teams only

[wanton whale]

Goated jinx from smooth if they keep it

[cedar hull]

Gyazo

[cerulean cape]

yes but no point changing

[oak furnace]

I'm going Valdi to Raya this week

That's the love

Move*

[cerulean cape]

just go flekken

[oak furnace]

Trying to decide whether it isn't the right choice

[cerulean cape]

keep the 0.5m

you never play flekken over raya

[oak furnace]

What do I do with this

[cedar hull]

Team with raya and virg

[oak furnace]

Yeh but what about a random postponement or injury or illness

[cedar hull]

Niko planning for every possibility

[oak furnace]

Given I have the money I feel like I should protect against it

[cedar hull]

What if both brentford and arsenal games get called off?

[oak furnace]

Imagine this week was Arsenal not Liverpool

[cerulean cape]

ode/fab/verb vs mbeumo/raya/vlad for us

same twelve players

[cedar hull]

You do realise both brentford and arsenal are in london

So if one gets called off the other will be too

[oak furnace]

London never gets called off

[cedar hull]

Exactly

So sell flekken

[oak furnace]

It's usually the North

[cedar hull]

[oak furnace]

Away games bro

[cerulean cape]

i have the same team classiic no wonder i keep getting reds

wtf

[cedar hull]

My bad chief

[oak furnace]

I won't decide now anyway

I gotta go back to bed lol it's 3:30 am

[lone glade]

lewis goal

[cerulean cape]

lewis scoring

[wanton whale]

Lewis wtf

[lone glade]

what is this gameweek

[wanton whale]

Cursed

[cerulean cape]

life gets worse

[mighty pumice]

lewis!!!

[oak furnace]

I fielded cos of Trent

[mighty pumice]

patience lewis fucking finally

about time it pays off

[fleet oracle]

Fucking course mbuemo and wissa score now

[cedar hull]

Think he has 3 goals in 3 against palace now

[slim bane]

ofc

[stone perch]

Flekken... ASSISTED a GOAL?!

WHAT

YEEHAW

[mighty pumice]

and now lewis booked

[wanton whale]

nice nice

6 pointer

not the end of the world

[mighty pumice]

https://x.com/Whu_Centre/status/1865427125215363331

Whucentre (@Whu_Centre) on X

🚨 Michail Antonio has had a serious crash and has been airlifted to hospital.

Twitter · Dec 7, 2024, 4:04 PM

holy shit?!

[wanton whale]

https://x.com/FPL_Harry/status/1865434159520379216

Harry (@FPL_Harry) on X

Everton vs Liverpool postponed is doing absolute wonders for me…

Planned Lewis + Mbeumo out.

Never lucky

Twitter · Dec 7, 2024, 4:32 PM

[tender cipher]

Wasn’t queen death in 2022?

[silent jasper]

It happened last year?

[tender cipher]

Or are we talking about different queen

[tender cipher]

Reminder he was in that right side drivers seat

Holy shit man

[silent jasper]

Oh ok

[thin jasper]

you gonna jinx it mf

[mighty pumice]

mad

[silent jasper]

[lone glade]

LEWIS

RED

JAJAJA

[wanton whale]

hahahaha

[tardy cradle]

lets go

[slim bane]

finally

[mighty pumice]

so how many pts now?

[lavish parcel]

oh my god

[wanton whale]

get it

[stone perch]

...

I cba

[wanton whale]

soooo happy

[stone perch]

2nd yellow, so no suspension next game?

[wanton whale]

no positive variance for you

[cerulean cape]

?

[slim bane]

that’s not how it works

[cerulean cape]

1 game ban

[stone perch]

Shit

[tender cipher]

Lewis red lmao

[stone perch]

Naive thinking

[mighty pumice]

lewis out just got much easier then

[cerulean cape]

Lewis Red card more reason to sell gvardiol

Cos walker will play

[wanton whale]

isak 3 bonus is a joke

bps is stupid

[stone perch]

Lmao true

[mighty pumice]

how is he on 3

wtf

[cerulean cape]

Striker getting 3 bonus is standard

[wanton whale]

it favours attackers so much

[thin jasper]

Thank god Rico got that goal

[mighty pumice]

ill take a 4 pts

[thin jasper]

Otherwise I’d delete my team probably

[mighty pumice]

i actually would be in the - if he didnt score

[wanton whale]

holy shit Villa cleansheet might be happening

[cerulean cape]

I'm 4 from 2 so far lfg

[slim bane]

0 from 0

[lavish parcel]

3 from 1

🔥

[mighty pumice]

4 from 1

brentford 4-2

surely isak bps wiped

[wanton whale]

BOOM

[mighty pumice]

mbuemo i cant..

[wanton whale]

assist

[cerulean cape]

Ffs mbeumo

[wanton whale]

ayyayaaahshs

yessss

[mighty pumice]

this guy is so shit away from home

[slim bane]

ffs

[mighty pumice]

prick

[cerulean cape]

Whatever would have sold after this gw anyway

[lavish parcel]

difficult to see how my transfers will be a net positive now

[silent jasper]

Mbeumo holders rewarded

[lavish parcel]

in the long run though

[wanton whale]

3 bonus

LFGGGG

[tardy cradle]

what a haul

[cedar hull]

I love boomo

[mighty pumice]

13 pts

[lavish parcel]

average team has 8.4 players left

I have 11

(includes cap)

says it all really

[wanton whale]

https://tenor.com/view/ezri-konsa-aston-villa-ngoyo-gif-19574136

[lone glade]

i shouldve got konsa ffs

why did i go hall

[lone glade]

i have 9 left

we move

[lavish parcel]

ok now it might well be eblow 10m

yup

[wanton whale]

nice jinx smooth

[lavish parcel]

you can't have possibly imagined a worse start

[stone perch]

Freaking Mbeumo

[lone glade]

how many are you on

[lavish parcel]

-6

[stone perch]

When is holding an inefficient player like him paying off

Damn it all

[cerulean cape]

Mbuemo was fine

[lavish parcel]

I know there's still a long way to go but I'll admit a green feels like a long shot

[cerulean cape]

Told people to hold (I sold)

[stone perch]

If I was an England local, I'd never sell him now since the Pool game got postponed

[cerulean cape]

He is a sell now tho for sure

[stone perch]

My deadline was at 6 am

[lavish parcel]

one gw with no salah is really leveling the playing field isn't it

[stone perch]

I would have bagged his points and get him out to fund VVD or TAA

[stone perch]

For once

[wanton whale]

25 points rn

[cerulean cape]

Made no difference?

[stone perch]

Especially with Flekken and Lewis differentials

[wanton whale]

4 played

[cerulean cape]

Everyone owns salah

Gw captains haven't played yet except haaland

[silent jasper]

Some of us sold him for Saka in GW14
No regrets for myself

[cerulean cape]

Yea also that tbh

At least gw16 looks better on paper

Finally selling flekken and gvardiol

[silent jasper]

I am hoping Aina won't net me a negative socre later

[lavish parcel]

gw16 is so insane on paper

almost every template player has a bottom half team at home

[cerulean cape]

Not even keeping, easy green with 9 players left

[wanton whale]

need to decide whether to buy Isak for JP or Trent for Gvardiol

[cerulean cape]

Palmer haul needed tho

[cerulean cape]

Think taa

Gvardiol is an issue forwards

With rotation nvm city being shit

[silent jasper]

Without Rodri they barely keep a CS
Forest was kinda bad that game when City won 3-0

[cerulean cape]

Gw16 is just

[cerulean cape]

Wood missed 1 v 1

Need a big chelsea game tomorrow

[mighty pumice]

how was that a second yellow for lewis lmfao

[lavish parcel]

the entire front 7 is cappable lol

obviously mo is the only one you pick but still

[cerulean cape]

Wish I can cap palmer lol

Mo is just insane tho

At least wissa owners need to male a transfer now too

[cedar hull]

A hit is on the cards this week

I appreciate the haul boomo but you gotta go now

[wanton whale]

Honestly Idk if I want to sell Mbeumo

[stone perch]

Depends on where you want to upgrade your squad with the funds

[cedar hull]

Next home games are forest, arsenal and city

Then pool

Away isn't great either

[stone perch]

I wish they postponed the game sooner

[cerulean cape]

holding isn't terrible

[stone perch]

Otherwise, anyone sensible would have sold Mbeumo

13 points I'm never getting back

[wanton whale]

forest and city isnt the worst

[cerulean cape]

semenyo/mbeumo home games rotate no?

[wanton whale]

i dont fancy rotating a 7.7 asset tho

[cedar hull]

Don't wanna play mbeumo this week or rogers

So probably selling, but every option is shit

[wanton whale]

im tempted to get Semenyo and buy Isak for JP

[cerulean cape]

bournemouth fine i think

this is also why i went odegaard

just playable every game

no need to worry

[wanton whale]

no clue who im selling Cunha for but thats for gw19

[cerulean cape]

can bench gw19

but it#s also spurs

easy play

then forest

think cunha is a gw21 sell

[limber pine]

[cedar hull]

Ode is fine but I'd need someone cheaper to get trent

Bournemouth mid the likeliest

[limber pine]

Why not Eze

[wanton whale]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

united defense 🔥

[cedar hull]

[prime plinth]

Just need an Aina goal now

[wanton whale]

Why do you have double forest defenss snd no Salah

[cedar hull]

Just realised lewis suspended means gvardiol attacking, less incentive to sell

[prime plinth]

Bruno to Saka looking great

[prime plinth]

They've been an elite defense this season

Had them on gw6 wc

[limber pine]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-gif-11539584640292240020

[stone perch]

How can your fullback attack confidently when your defence is collapsing during almost every single game without Rodri

[cedar hull]

He had 2 big chances against forest what

[prime plinth]

I did Bruno to Saka....

My bad

[oak furnace]

Mbeumo 13 pointer the week I trade when I could've just held and done the move next week

OMG and Lewis red card

What is this week

My friend transferred Salah and vvd out to try and get extra points this week (had 5 free transfers)
Brought in gvardiol and kdb
Now because of price changes can't afford to bring back Salah and vvd

How funny

[tardy cradle]

how is that possible unless he literally used up more than those 2 transfers

[wanton whale]

Great thing about capping Palmer is that even if Saka cooks I still get a slight gain

[oak furnace]

I meant directly from gvardiol and kdb

Huge mistake

He panicked when the postponement happened

[lone glade]

might make a keeper transfer 💀

[zenith jolt]

show team and ill give you 3 reasons not to

[lone glade]

1ft

1.1 itb

feel like i cant bench any of that defence

[zenith jolt]

yeah mad

idrk tbh

trent has to play at least

[lone glade]

cba

[zenith jolt]

idk which one of the 3 youd bench tho

maybe hall

[lone glade]

eh

yeah idek

[lone glade]

might bench boost

[zenith jolt]

if you had fabianski

id say do choudhury to madueke and bb or something

[lone glade]

5.4 mid budget cba

[zenith jolt]

misread

yeah just roll tbh

keeper transfer not awful idea tho

[lone glade]

might get kepa

😭

[limber pine]

Like no joke, do Chod -> Enzo then play BB

[lone glade]

is bb worth it tho

this early

[humble dust]

no

[little delta]

27 from 4 good?

[little delta]

bro said enzo

[valid ocean]

If he starts he doesn’t seem bad tbf

Decent bb

[tender cipher]

Not bad could have been worse

[valid ocean]

Cunha to Watkins gw19 looks lovely

[tender cipher]

No money for that

[valid ocean]

Make space

There aren’t many fwds with good fixtures like him by then

[slim bane]

1 from 1 and a disasterclass atm

[cerulean cape]

I mean you only have 1 player

But yes, everyone else that played got points lol

[lavish parcel]

this gw is a certified disasterclass

94% red

I know I only have one but it's going to be a really tough climb

[cerulean cape]

Lol

I'm 3 from 2

And feel alright

So many players to play

And you're like +2.8 players up

[oak furnace]

Mbeumo has fucked me

[vital pumice]

I had cunha as vice captain

I may be a genius or an idiot

Who had Kelleher as gk this week?

Y'all got the shortest straw

[oak furnace]

ooft

[stone perch]

Watkins too expensive for what he does

[slim bane]

Those are the worst cos my differentials won’t do shit

fabianski mitoma Havertz have to pull together to create like 28 points lol

[slim bane]

There’s every chance I go out to this inactive team

Saliba cundle todibo Soucek + 23 vs
cucu Saka C palmer mitoma Havertz cunha

[violet temple]

7+ cap today expecting some points

[proud gale]

nah u win this easy

[earnest torrent]

My cup opp is a dead team with no GK and is playing with 9

And he has Barco

[copper hinge]

My top 100k streak is so over

[prime plinth]

@cedar pine

It really was just the Foden pick that I didn't like. Everything else worked and was just let down by Haaland captaincy

Marti was risky but with ode out I expected more responsibility for him.
Not as bad to risk at his price point

Ended up using Saka to fund Wood Mitoma and Johnson with fts who delivered.
Maybe that's where the argument for Salah would be

[cedar pine]

Yeah if u did foden to Rogers once you saw gw6 and saka to salah it would have been decent

But u didnt

[prime plinth]

Yeah that's a fair point

Saka did have 13 the gw after. I think I moved him when he was a doubt

In the end I trusted Haaland captain. And that's what has resulted in slow progression post gw6. Outside of keeping Foden far too long

[cedar pine]

I'm pretty sure i told u to get salah like 3 times

[prime plinth]

At least I'm still within a chance to make a good run from this point on. I have made poor choices in that area but other decisions have helped me gain some rank

This is the team now. Strong chance of Mbeumo and Haaland making way for Salah

Main concern is the defense is behind

That said, forest and Collins have done enough to make an extra hit worth it

So it could be Salah, Trent and whoever

Or vvd even if Trent's minutes are too risky

Timber/Saliba/Raya worth considering

[cedar pine]

I'd keep boomo over johnson

But id want both gone tbh

[prime plinth]

I'll have to look into it. Johnson has Southampton coming up and been delivering pretty well so far

Getting the chances and goals to justify the price

[cedar pine]

Didn't know they had soton tbf

[prime plinth]

Tbf Johnson has more chance of scoring today than against Southampton

Oops it isn't cropped

Mbeumo and Collins probably go. Which means Haaland to Salah and take the -8 to strengthen the next 5 gws

Actually mykolenko maybe instead. Either way

Alternatively, hold Haaland one more

[limber pine]

Your team is kinda fucked bro, u need to fix something

[prime plinth]

?

Salah took it back down last gw but we are still hanging in

[prime plinth]

Getting rid of the goat Bruno for Saka could be the final nail in the coffin

[limber pine]

It was Forest

[prime plinth]

Forest are good

I would've waited a week but the slight chance of postponement and Saka's form with Bruno's mixed involvement was enough to sway me

[limber pine]

“Mixed involvement”

[prime plinth]

I meant his positions under Amorim....

[limber pine]

Returned in 3 home games in a row, and play Forest at home

[limber pine]

In the front 3?

[prime plinth]

He wasn't in the front 3 against Everton right?

[limber pine]

Nah but he still delivered

When Mainoo was back, he was always gonna play in the attack

[prime plinth]

Yeah it was good that he did. I wanted to keep him but the idea of no Saka for that run was also not ideal. Add on the slight chance of a postponed game.

Long term I'm happy with the move. Only time will tell if it was a gw early. Bruno delivered for me regardless getting him in for Chelsea

[prime plinth]

Fair, I didn't put enough research into it to know. Just didn't think his numbers were good enough for me to be that against Saka this gw. In terms of xgi under Amorim

[oak furnace]

No Gabriel lol

[humble dust]

or Greaves

10 players for me

[silent jasper]

Johnson 3.9M

[oak furnace]

Fuck me same

Rip

[silent jasper]

Reget not moving Myko out before deadline

[cerulean cape]

No gabriel or greaves for me

[mighty pumice]

wtf

[cerulean cape]

Colwill it is

[mighty pumice]

really know whats going on with gab

[lavish parcel]

one more benching and I can't field an 11

[earnest torrent]

damn thank fuck swapped out myko for kerkez

[silent jasper]

Wouldnt be surprised if Gabriel falls in price

[lavish parcel]

I have no value in him

bought at 6.2

[silent jasper]

at this rate he will drop to 6.1 or 6.0

if you guys are feeling bad about having 10 players this week, spare a thought for this dude
https://discordapp.com/channels/202794531488268289/202794531488268289/1315302258560335873

[stone perch]

Whoever suggested Estupinian might be onto something

[earnest torrent]

ngl with how slow the games are going so far i'm glad i have 4 + cap in the game later today

shits so dead this half

[silent jasper]

Palmer cappers are gonna win at this rate, Arsenal looking

[cerulean cape]

palmer c, jackson and colwill

chelsea to save my seaosn

[silent jasper]

gameweek I guess

[lavish parcel]

I'm cooked

arsenal are the worst team on the planet

[cerulean cape]

season

[lavish parcel]

they literally are stoke

[cerulean cape]

deleting my team if chelsea flop

[cedar hull]

They can't play against mid blocks

Fulham Defending Very Well and forcing arsenal down their weaker lhs

[lavish parcel]

anyone wanna guess how many points I am down on my transfers

-22 currently

[slim bane]

normal for me

not even fazed

[stone perch]

I didn't expect Gabriel to cause such an issue

[silent jasper]

same

[lavish parcel]

would've rolled if I didn't EOverthink

[stone perch]

So Faes doesn't exist according to Ruud huh

Fantastic

I'm playing with 2 defenders so far

[silent jasper]

same 😭
10 players oof

[stone perch]

Give him 1 point man

It's all I ask

I know he's garbage, but come on

Gotta love how December stress tests our benches

[wanton whale]

warra season

warra gameweek

[lavish parcel]

deleting

deleting.

second time this season

I'm so fed up with this game

[wanton whale]

this season is so strange

[silent jasper]

I thought WC6 was beyond terrible, this is much much worse lol

[lavish parcel]

these are all mistakes I could have avoided had I just spent more than a few minutes thinking

I am done

now give me a porro haul to further rub it in

fuck this game

I'm litearlly on 6 points

SIX

[stone perch]

semi is me around GW4-8

God that start of the season sucked

It's alright lad, it's December

[wanton whale]

0 point green

[lavish parcel]

I need my remaining players to make up 24 points somehow

well the transfers are already pathetic fails

[wanton whale]

you have palmer cap?

[silent jasper]

not looking good for those with Saka (C)

[lavish parcel]

yeah

bye

bye

goodbye

[stone perch]

Great, Vardy is now an option again

Watch Cunha blank again

[lavish parcel]

I genuienly don't know why I decided to come back to fpl this year

[stone perch]

I get the nagging feeling Palmer is going to blank

This GW is too strange for it not to happen

[lavish parcel]

I thought I made a good decision to retire last year

[stone perch]

BOURNEMOUTH GOAL

COME ON, INVOLVE BOTH EVAN AND SEMENYO

[lavish parcel]

one's off

[stone perch]

Oh no

Please VAR Saka's goal

He needs to remain quiet now

[cedar hull]

Its off

[stone perch]

YES

[wanton whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-cold-palmer-cold-cfc-chelsea-fc-gif-16681679580619147749

[stone perch]

Sorry Saka, can't have you benefit the ML leader

[silent jasper]

[wanton whale]

bullshit how we are drawing to fucking fulham

[cedar hull]

Midblock

Arteta cant handle a midblock

[cerulean cape]

lost my only return 😦

[silent jasper]

Saka (C) was disasterclass

[cerulean cape]

palmer 25 pointer saves me tho, all chill

nice, got my gk rotation decision right 1 out of last 7 gws

[stone perch]

Seriously, Ouattara?

[cedar hull]

I love him as a player

Hes got the best underlyings too just not the xmins

[cerulean cape]

10 from 6

[silent jasper]

Palmer and Jackson cappers are gonna beat Saka cappers I guess

[stone perch]

Owning 2 Bournemouth players feels like I'm reeking

[lavish parcel]

2nd biggest red of the season

[stone perch]

I know one of them will be benched, but still

And now, Faes is a minutes problem

I hate my defence

[lavish parcel]

can I at least get to 20 points

pretty please

[stone perch]

Lewis suspended, VVD instead of TAA, Gab injured, Faes and RAN

Wonderful

[lavish parcel]

just 20 points

all I ask

it's not a lot

[mighty pumice]

I’m on 12

[lone glade]

on 15

lol

[mighty pumice]

On 12 and 2 of my players didn’t even play

[stone perch]

"Who's that Pokémon!"

[slim bane]

@lavish parcel might join you

[wanton whale]

74 rn

[silent jasper]

ffs Saka capped was a fail experiment, at least you got 6 players left I only got 4 left 😭
14 vs 13 point between you and I

[slim bane]

massively tragic

[mighty pumice]

FPL Andy has actually benefited going triple ars defence without saka tbh

[wanton whale]

because hes an idiot whos been incredibly lucky

Saliba 2 goals in 2

[mighty pumice]

selling isak has gone horribly wrong and bringing in saka but oh well…

[lone glade]

i hate this

im on 15 with 4 and palmer cap

[mighty pumice]

Palmer a differential for me

[lone glade]

same

74eo cap palmer

one return and im back

[wanton whale]

what rank are you wtf 😭

[lone glade]

2.9

[wanton whale]

ah fair

[mighty pumice]

900k now

[lone glade]

this week sucks

[mighty pumice]

not now

[wanton whale]

well any sort of Palmer return and we are back

such a shit week one palmer goal and green arrow 🔒

[mighty pumice]

600k 2gw’s ago, 1.4m current

gone so downhill

[humble dust]

my cup opponent lmao

over for me 💔

[wanton whale]

jesus

hasnt looked at his team in years

[copper hinge]

Am I cooked chat?

[cerulean cape]

this thread took a hammering this gw

not many isak owners

and lots sold mbeumo

also guess i should fucking buy a cb from corner fc ffs

[silent jasper]

Gab to Saliba

[cerulean cape]

😉

i have 33 points from gks this season

the worst 4.5m gk has more points than 33

[stone perch]

Of course Johnson and Solanke return

I know I sold both weeks ago, but seeing Johnson being consistent is annoying

[tardy cradle]

Brennan boom

[stone perch]

The solution wasn't Semenyo, it was a Spurs midfielder that I couldn't afford if I wanted VVD

[tardy cradle]

porro lucky one

[stone perch]

Guess Gabriel -> Timber could help fund one of these

[stone perch]

I'm sorry lad

[lone glade]

Pedro porro

Letsgo

[lavish parcel]

fuck me fuck me fuck me

I really want to delete

[valid ocean]

Warra Johnson return

[lavish parcel]

I really really really really wnat to delete

this game just pisses me off

when it's good, that is the expected outcome

when it's bad, it's really bad

[slim bane]

I think this week was bad for a lot of us

it is what it is

[lavish parcel]

yeahhhhh

but I made very bad decisions

-24 on transfers doesn't happen by accident

and I would not have made those transfers

if the pool game was on

because I'm so terrified of red arrows

because I couldn't bear to go another week without saka when he was likely to be near or over 100 eo

[cedar hull]

I feel like i shoudl be watching this game

Wtf has happened

[lavish parcel]

I've dug my own grave

[valid ocean]

So this week was just Mbeumo

Brutal

[lavish parcel]

and isak, and wissa, and havertz, and porro

and bruno

[valid ocean]

Not Havertz

[lone glade]

im doing ass but atleast people are doing worse 🙏

[valid ocean]

But just 4 players

[lavish parcel]

I think I've made up my mind fyi

regardless of the outcome, I tihnk I'm quitting

it's been a good run

[stone perch]

Stick around and hope the casuals will find out

Come on semi

[lone glade]

weak mentality

[lavish parcel]

but I can't take the stress anymore

[stone perch]

Think of your legacy

[lone glade]

going strong at 2.9mil

[wanton whale]

One good week and you are back in it btw

[stone perch]

Buddy, you're talking about a FPL veteran responsible for most bots in this server

[lavish parcel]

think I'll just come back after ft, enjoy the game, it looks good

[stone perch]

Take a breather

It's December

Stuff like this ALWAYS happens

You can't quit before Boxing Day. It makes 0 sense

[valid ocean]

Mate it’s just a random odds game

You’ll feel better after ft

Just don’t worry about it much

[cerulean cape]

hi

13 poins lfg

[valid ocean]

17 points

Your team is shit

[slim bane]

I’m on 19

Cup opp on 35

[cerulean cape]

have cunha and ran left

those 2 will outscore my whole team

[tender cipher]

30

[tender cipher]

Don’t jinx

[valid ocean]

I got a bye on the cup

[cedar hull]

Ive just seen the goals, no way were they both from a cucurella slip

[stone perch]

I'm going to get pissy

Palmer scored hattricks for fun when I didn't own him and now, he stays quiet

Sure, a goal here and a brace there, but never a dignified haul for the past weeks

[mighty pumice]

Palmer been very poor

[mighty pumice]

and sanchez in no man’s land

and colwill

[cedar hull]

Jorgensen needs to play

[stone perch]

Never understood what Chelsea saw in Sanchez

Utterly random transfer

[valid ocean]

Fuck

Palmer pen

Whoever didn’t cap him, it’s bad

[tender cipher]

Fuck

I knew he was due one

[lone glade]

palmer letsgooo

[stone perch]

There's the reason why Palmer beats Jackson

Penalties!

[cerulean cape]

need 3 more of those

[slim bane]

[stone perch]

Don't be greedy

2 should do it

[wanton whale]

Massive goal

Opens the game up now

[stone perch]

He's on 10 already lmao

I won't even question it

[wanton whale]

One more

Bonus could easily change

[stone perch]

Allegedly Palmer assist

Enzo goal

Color me impressed

Rogers might get the sack

Villa have what, 2 good games left?

[cerulean cape]

13 from 8, 26 from 1

[stone perch]

Nottingham away

Then City and Newscatle

[tender cipher]

Injecting Roger’s —> Enzo

[lone glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-gif-11539584640292240020

[stone perch]

Nah, I'm getting Enzo

I need funds

[lone glade]

im doing choudhury to enzo this week

idc

[stone perch]

First him and then Timber

We can tell

You getting Choudhury is dumb

[lone glade]

omg sancho

[stone perch]

Then again, I have Faes

Do better, smooth

[tender cipher]

I’ve somehow gained rank without captaining Palmer

While still owning him

[lone glade]

i have palmer cap

[tender cipher]

Unbelievable

[lone glade]

im doing good

[tender cipher]

6.7% green

How tf

[lone glade]

they havent added palmers assist points on livefpl

[valid ocean]

?

[wanton whale]

How on earth is that an assist

Idc we take those

[wanton whale]

wtf is that

[valid ocean]

#1 on the road to 100k league

[lone glade]

45 points with 2 left

[wanton whale]

He’s finished

[tender cipher]

Wallah

Inject

43 with 2 left

[wanton whale]

Enzo in I think

3 in 3

[lone glade]

yeah

semenyo is trash ngl

[wanton whale]

When gustos playing he plays so advanced

[lone glade]

OMG

PALMER

[wanton whale]

Ahat

[lone glade]

YES

[wanton whale]

AGAIN????

[stone perch]

NO WAY

Nothing from Fotmob so far

Brace yourselves

[tardy cradle]

pen

[lone glade]

yeah its a pen

who ass?

[stone perch]

Please be himself

[valid ocean]

Fuck this shit

[stone perch]

Max BPS if so

[tardy cradle]

ye palmer was fouled

[lone glade]

GOAL

APLEMR

colddd

[stone perch]

HAHAHA

THIS IS

TOO

EASY

Ate shit last week, now we're feasting

[tender cipher]

Fucking gone and capped Saka

Bs

[slim bane]

fuckkkkkkkk

[tardy cradle]

whos kekwpointing now

[cerulean cape]

holy shit

i could green and ran and cunha returns

[cedar pine]

I had too big balls. Should have just stuck it on palmer.

[cerulean cape]

2nd and 3rd in mini league capped saka

lfg

[valid ocean]

He was always the better choice

[slim bane]

👽

[tardy cradle]

[slim bane]

50/50 Saka palmer innit

[tender cipher]

Thought Saka was due another big haul

Haizzzz

[cerulean cape]

fulham disrespected

and yes they are better defensively than spurs

[tender cipher]

Not to disrespect Fulham or anything tho

[lone glade]

fulham is annoyingly good

[copper hinge]

Palmer is 72% of my points this week atm

[tender cipher]

Minor mistake from me costing me 78k rank

We move

[lone glade]

was on 4 this morning now on 56

this is what he does

[cerulean cape]

13 from 8, 36 from palmer

[tender cipher]

Bruno and Isak carrying here

[lone glade]

Cunha RAN tomorrow

[tender cipher]

Cause I didn’t cap Palmer

[lone glade]

ez

locked a green

[copper hinge]

About the same

[wanton whale]

68 2 left

🥶🥶

[copper hinge]

Cooking

Overall pts?

[lone glade]

cunha goal tomorrow i wouldnt mind

[wanton whale]

I might be around 100k mark

Live fpl is Bugging

[tardy cradle]

61 all out

[tender cipher]

48 2 left

Yikesss

[wanton whale]

95K 🥶

[stone perch]

Hold on

There we go

[wanton whale]

the balls to panenka it tho

hes so cold

[stone perch]

How long do I have before a mod takes down my name

[wanton whale]

2 minutes

[cerulean cape]

predicted the panenka ngl

[wanton whale]

forster didnt

[cerulean cape]

importantly yes

2nd pen going middle is predictable

[tender cipher]

Ffs

[wanton whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-what-cole-palmer-confused-cole-palmer-chelsea-fc-chelsea-gif-17922972044676987059

[tender cipher]

Bruno Isak and Palmer and a red arrow

How tf is this even possible

[wanton whale]

palmer vice captain jam

[cerulean cape]

cos palmer hauling was for you

was bad*

[wanton whale]

yeah very bad

If saka hauled then massive green

[stone perch]

Enzo and Timber are 0.8 unlocked

[mighty pumice]

mad on a green arrow

palmer really saved me

[cerulean cape]

some big transfers to make this gw

[stone perch]

Well, maybe 0.7 or 0.6 after their inevitable price rises

A shame I only have 1 FT

[cerulean cape]

saliba/vvd/isak?

bruno?

[wanton whale]

do i bin JP or Jackson

surely JP

[cerulean cape]

neither is correct

[wanton whale]

for Isak tho

[stone perch]

My stupid ass could have bagged TAA instead of VVD and better budget midfielders

[cerulean cape]

both good fixtures

[stone perch]

I might take a hit to afford them all

[mighty pumice]

4.9m not bad aye

[stone perch]

I'm oozing points right now

[limber pine]

Too easy

[wanton whale]

yeah Enzo might be the one

[tender cipher]

2FT to play around with

[mighty pumice]

i hope he does keep this form up

[wanton whale]

when caicedo moves into midfield and gusto out wide enzo pushes up really advanced

bargain for a great attacking side

semenyo is meh

[mighty pumice]

fr

4.9 enables so much elsewhere

[cedar hull]

[mighty pumice]

wow

[stone perch]

Depends for who you do it

[valid ocean]

So this is how it ends

[stone perch]

I'd like to think that Vardy or Pedro from Cunha will tremendously help

[cerulean cape]

cunha or ran return = green for me

[wanton whale]

red arrow sadly

[cerulean cape]

that's a 2-2 shit show let's be honest

[cedar hull]

With dead goals like a soucek brace

[stone perch]

The premiums are doing so well that the rest is fluff

I might be raving about Enzo, but who knows, I might need Pedro for Cunha and a proper RAN replacement

[lone glade]

cunha and RAN left

This is what cold palmer does

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-gif-11539584640292240020

[thin jasper]

Thank god I have a bye this week

In the cup

Also why do I never captain Palmers 20 point hauls

I always miss em

[earnest torrent]

Carried by Palmer and Enzo

[lone glade]

@cerulean cape wys

1ft 1.1

[wanton whale]

wtf is that benching headache

[lone glade]

init

long day

[wanton whale]

bb?

jk

hmm

[lone glade]

im considering

choudhury to enzo and drop the bb

[wanton whale]

surely wolves and newcastle concede

[lone glade]

yeah

wolves will

[wanton whale]

i dont mind it

but eh

[cerulean cape]

ask tomorrow

[lone glade]

idk at newcastle theyre at home

[wanton whale]

leicester always score

[lone glade]

yeah

semenyo to enzo is calling me

or flekken to allison

[limber pine]

Tbf, wait on Enzo transfer

We don’t know anything about Gabriel status, other than he’s “trained inside”

[lone glade]

yh im chilling rn

[humble dust]

out 1st round cold

[lone glade]

is havertz to isak/jackson a bad move

[cerulean cape]

No but then you must get a 2nd arsenal def

Chelsea have Europe this week

So jackson starts in prem at least

[wanton whale]

nailing captaincy is so important man

[oak furnace]

omg cold palmer saved my week

[mighty pumice]

oh the cup started

[wanton whale]

buy Isak and yes thats cold

[lone glade]

isak->havertz and back to havertz to isak

lol

[oak furnace]

cold palmer 36 points
rest of my team 17 +cunha and ait nouri
(Mbeumo who i transferred out 13)

[lone glade]

cba im too impatient

[wanton whale]

tbf id keep havertz

[lone glade]

semenyos a rat

[mighty pumice]

you buying isak again?

[lone glade]

idk

[oak furnace]

mbeumo to semenyo lost me 11 points 🔥

[lone glade]

sell semenyo probably

[oak furnace]

i shouldve done gabriel out like i wanted

[mighty pumice]

im not risking buying him again

[oak furnace]

but people said he would play

[mighty pumice]

or i was too impatient in him

[fleet oracle]

Palmer got 18 points vs spurs in a 4-3.
Palmer got 7 points vs Southampton in a 5-1.

I capped him for 7 points and not for 18.
Make it make sense

[cedar hull]

Skill issue

[fleet oracle]

[oak furnace]

I captained him for both

Mbeumo trade out over Gabriel ruined a potentially huge week for me

If I did Gabriel to Saliba I would've scored 70+

Huge rank gain

[cedar hull]

Wtf is my graph

[oak furnace]

Idk what that is

[slim bane]

Variance caught up

also made my early moves

Dalot Havertz to timber isak

[oak furnace]

Is Gabriel gonna be back next week ?

[slim bane]

Idk but I have RAN on the bench for that

Not that he’s been particularly good off the bench fr me

[wanton whale]

Give me fpl helper status 🔥

this is some bullshit

[cedar hull]

Whys it bullshit

[slim bane]

Isn’t that good for you

[wanton whale]

yes

[cedar hull]

Youre making bad decisions but still doing good

[wanton whale]

thats why im saying its bullshit 😭

well i cant really argue with data

smh

[cedar hull]

Yeah but now youll make good decisions and continue to do well

[wanton whale]

hopefully

tbf ive been looking back and some of my moves were pretty ass

@slim bane urs is worse wtf

[slim bane]

Show

[wanton whale]

Brutal

[slim bane]

Oh yea it’s catching up

[wanton whale]

that peak in 14 tho

[slim bane]

Pray that isn’t you

[slim bane]

That was 13

[wanton whale]

oh yeh mb

[slim bane]

Last two weeks I’ve doubled and doubled my rank again

[wanton whale]

and you'll half it again

trust

[slim bane]

Only good news is because of palmers haul I should be safe in the cup

[wanton whale]

🥶

[slim bane]

[oak furnace]

yeh well my bench defenders are lewis and greaves so i need to decide whether to get another defender in

[slim bane]

wait for europe ig

[oak furnace]

Holding Gabriel sucks

Saliba scored 25 points

[stone perch]

It happens

Saliba was awful quiet when Gabriel kept shining

It's a cycle

[oak furnace]

if i knew gabriel was missing midweek i wouldve transferred

i thought he was playing

[tender cipher]

What to do hmmm

[oak furnace]

Bruno to someone and someone to Trent

[tender cipher]

ur inducing a benching headache for me lmao

unless i bench rogers that is

but i had planned rogers--> enzo

no space for trent Rn

[oak furnace]

Bench Rogers

Forest at home are strong

[cerulean cape]

Bruno is a keep

Tbh I would upgrade flekken

Depends how much you want a 2nd premium def tho

2nd arse def or taa/vvd

[tender cipher]

fine with a timber

thinking of flekken --> leno (next week)

for that juicy run

[lavish parcel]

lol I could still get a green if wolves really go off today

I'm only 9 behind safety

palmer still my only player with returns though

[cerulean cape]

Same

13 from 8

36 from palmer

Only 5 below safety

[slim bane]

16 below safety

fab ran cunha to go

[cedar pine]

7 below safety ran to go