road to 200k messages

[slim bane]

Gabriel to Saliba?

[cerulean cape]

yikes#

[lavish parcel]

[cedar hull]

Im tired robbie

[acoustic edge]

😭😭dude this fucking game

[zenith jolt]

shush

[lavish parcel]

the gw started too well with wood

[acoustic edge]

“triocta luck” kms

[cedar hull]

We all have gabriel bro

[lavish parcel]

just realized I have one clean from raya since buying him

and that was the very first game

[pulsar chasm]

gabriel

[lavish parcel]

👑 👑 👑

[zenith jolt]

IT

CANT

GET

WORSE

IT CANT

SO

CLOSE

TO

Retiring

[cedar hull]

Is that taa to salah

[lavish parcel]

nope sadly

[cedar hull]

Well this has made my salah v saka debate harder

[cerulean cape]

great gw turned to good gw by salah

was ok with the saka goal

[lavish parcel]

60 points and a green I'll take it

we move

thank you mo

[cerulean cape]

https://x.com/janhopi/status/1850592086011322391

Jan (@janhopi) on X

the VAR guy has FPL open ffs

Twitter · Oct 27, 2024, 5:35 PM

real???????

[lavish parcel]

wood cap was the play ffs

or just boomo

I viced him lol

[cerulean cape]

meh

no one isn't capping haaland if you own

[fleet oracle]

Rotting on my bench while I played raya

[pulsar chasm]

kind of want to pop wc

tired of haaland

[thin jasper]

[thin jasper]

If that’s real that is actually tragic

[thin jasper]

Made these moves early because Salah gonna rise either today or tomorrow and I’ll be priced out

Is it a knee jerk yes I don’t care

[lone glade]

i wanna do this

[cerulean cape]

You're like 5m and youte buying in esr?

[lone glade]

na i didnt

i did the first one tho

benching semenyo gab playing 4-3-3

[zenith jolt]

Why are you obsessed with 433

Its shit

[limber pine]

https://tenor.com/view/take-me-back-to-the-gif-9092891

[zenith jolt]

Yeah youll get there soon enough

Ahead of everyone you don’t even have haaland to sell

Show team

[lone glade]

bc thats the only formation i can play that has a decent enough squad

[limber pine]

2 FTs

[zenith jolt]

idek what you do there

[limber pine]

If Gabriel is out, I’m happily taking the gamble on Lewis to play

[limber pine]

Salah in

[zenith jolt]

roll and play lewis it

ig

[cerulean cape]

Guess I have to play porro ffs

[limber pine]

Foden can get benched easily

[zenith jolt]

or solanke foden to salah something like thT

[lone glade]

same mf

gab semenyo bench

[zenith jolt]

im cooked

[limber pine]

Solanke gotta return again soon

And he’s a massive differential

But on the other side, there is probably a reason why he’s a differential

[zenith jolt]

He’s a cdm

I want him out asap

[lone glade]

son to palmer

[zenith jolt]

i’ll hit to havertz gw12

[limber pine]

From 12, and not considering Jackson on his form. Crazy crazy

[zenith jolt]

Prefer havertz to jackson

If ode is back

[acoustic edge]

solanke fodeez to salad cunha on?

idk bro ur in a great spot

[limber pine]

Probably idk

I really rate Eze

Always done

He’s gonna hit the form

[pulsar chasm]

making wildcards got me tempted

[acoustic edge]

this tbh

[zenith jolt]

is foden bou bha to palmer mun ars worth a -4

[limber pine]

If Foden plays obviously not

But Foden probably just starts 1 of them

[pulsar chasm]

yes

[acoustic edge]

son for 2gws

[pulsar chasm]

worth wcing into?

[zenith jolt]

antifpl?

[acoustic edge]

benching headache 12

@lavish parcel rmt

[lavish parcel]

wsg

[acoustic edge]

2ft

1m itb

yeah calm

will do 🙏🙏🙏

[lavish parcel]

roll bro

[acoustic edge]

salad !!

[little delta]

why is everyone panicking

[pulsar chasm]

salah and saka have me rattled

[lone glade]

same

[thin jasper]

I hate Arteta

Saka has fucked me over two weeks in a row now because this guy can’t give a clear answer

[lone glade]

i did saka to palmer such a sideways move for this gw man

[pulsar chasm]

don’t even care what he says in pressers anymore

[thin jasper]

At least you got something back I brought in Son 😭

[lone glade]

and i had to take a hit

[fleet oracle]

Another red arrow. need to stop the rot

Has there been any update on Gabriel?

[slim bane]

Fourmium?

[acoustic edge]

bro thinks haaland is worth it

yo ayy

best striker darwin price or below over the next 2?

@slim bane

darwin / cunha / raul my big 3

[pulsar chasm]

bros panicking

[acoustic edge]

i got 1hr before price rises lmfao

[pulsar chasm]

oh yeah it’s 1 hour now

[acoustic edge]

nah dooby give me ur take

[pulsar chasm]

get jimenez mate

it’s tough though

i wouldn’t go nunez

[acoustic edge]

yeah i don’t think i can afford a darwin bench

raul / cunha swing could be irritating af

[earnest torrent]

Jimi seems consistent on the returns

[slim bane]

Cunha or Wissa

Oh next 2

Tough

Haven’t really looked at it

[pulsar chasm]

trio just know you’ll get it wrong anyway

[acoustic edge]

preach

[pulsar chasm]

then you can live in peace

there’s like 5 options so

[acoustic edge]

tried looking at holding wc furyher

genuinely can’t

team falling apart icl

[slim bane]

tempting

[acoustic edge]

ayy how many hits

[slim bane]

0

I have 3 FT

[acoustic edge]

oh

cold

[pulsar chasm]

bros had enough of spurs fairs

[slim bane]

first time experience with 3FT

[slim bane]

Yea they’ve been a massive black hole of points for me

2 red arrows in a row cos they’re supposed to be the differentials I can afford over the cheaper options

[pulsar chasm]

got porro gw5 and his best return was 5 points

[slim bane]

and they’ve been shite

[pulsar chasm]

yeah i swear you’re the TV god

[acoustic edge]

jfc that team

have u wc yet

[slim bane]

No

[twin ice]

yeah you're laughing

[pulsar chasm]

done the moves fairs

[slim bane]

Not yet

Haven’t confirmed

[twin ice]

absolutely laughing

[slim bane]

thinking about it tho cos gvar set to rise

[acoustic edge]

wissa xg wtf

check it

can’t believe i have vald blocking

[slim bane]

Yea between him and cunha

[acoustic edge]

cunha over next 2 imo

cunha until 18 i guess

idk abt security of raul xmins

[fleet oracle]

Fuck

Was playing about with potential transfers, accidentally confirmed a hit -_-

[cerulean cape]

Lmao

Not using a fpl planner in 2024

Also cba with transfers so early

Will think over it

[pulsar chasm]

what was it

[acoustic edge]

cool i narrowed my options down

aggressive =

salah BHA BHA AVL

cunha CRY SOU

gabriel new (injury doubt?)

dalot LEI

calmer =

haaland bou bou bha

garnacho CHE LEI

konate BHA AVL

sorry if hard to understand

[pulsar chasm]

top i reckon

midfielders are shit including nacho imo

[acoustic edge]

yeah fairs

[fleet oracle]

[slim bane]

Dcl?

[pulsar chasm]

bought havertz?

[acoustic edge]

i mean i guess bottom has +4 from saving a transfer dooby

[slim bane]

Semenyo???

[acoustic edge]

but

[slim bane]

[pulsar chasm]

i’d assume left is sold

[acoustic edge]

left is bought

has to be if buying wissa

[fleet oracle]

left is in right is out

[pulsar chasm]

havertz in right now is ropes but

[fleet oracle]

can't believe it, might activate my FH to cancel it

[pulsar chasm]

nah don’t

[fleet oracle]

Hopefully this doesnt majorly backfire on me -_-

[acoustic edge]

that’s fine

c’est la vie

[slim bane]

oh I rate those moves

[cerulean cape]

Havertz dead buy, other two are good

[fleet oracle]

I still don't like moving this early

[cerulean cape]

Learn to use planfpl

[acoustic edge]

thought abt this more and think it has to be top (even with + 4 from rolled transfers making it look more like:

salah BHA BHA AVL
cunha CRY SOU
dalot LEI

vs

haaland bou bou bha
garnacho CHE LEI
konate BHA AVL

• 4

the salah upside is too good to pass up on

[slim bane]

Jazzy thoughts

[acoustic edge]

cunha salah done

see u guys dl

[valid ocean]

Thoughts on wcing to this right now?

Could also switch Watkins with Jackson and upgrade Rogers

[pulsar chasm]

send your actual team

[silent jasper]

My ML rival with 4nium sold Saka for Mbuemo
He is getting so lucky every week.
Team structure is something like this, rocking with 4.5M forward and a few 4.0M defender.

[pulsar chasm]

think you can hold off on that

tanking 0.5 quansah i respect the hustle

[valid ocean]

I can easily do like Solanke to Jackson, Foden to Saka, or replace Gabriel if he’s fully out

[pulsar chasm]

if gabriel is out you shift him

[valid ocean]

Don’t know, it feels like i’m delaying my wc for no reason when i can just get rid of Solanke, Gabriel, Foden, all at once

Literally Savinho was more involved than Foden

[pulsar chasm]

the wc this week looks fine tbf

next week is a rough fix week for you aswell with double villa and palmer

[valid ocean]

Yeah i’m gonna do it

There it goes

I feel like a coward for selling Foden so quickly but whatever

[slim bane]

Think it’s too much of a stretch for me

I’d have to wc to do that and it’s a team id only be comfortable with if I had a wc remaining

[silent jasper]

Yeah fair, he still have his WC with him
I think pretty much his team is similar to yours just that he have JSL instead of Cunha.

[slim bane]

this my team rn

Analcord mudded

[cedar hull]

This gotta be the best attack from gw12

[zenith jolt]

yea

havertz jp over welbz jackson

if hes fit

[silent jasper]

His team:

Sels Fabianski
Gvardiol Porro Mykolenko Aina THB
McNeil* Mbuemo Rogers Salah Palmer
Haaland JSL Fraser*

Currently sits at 59184, something for you to reference.

[little delta]

solanke to cunha might be a good move despite solanke next 2 good fix

then u have a good player who u don’t have to worry about till gw18

[slim bane]

can’t stand having him anymore sorry

sold right away

3 mins before price changes today

[little delta]

a bit rushed

[slim bane]

i agree

but i knew i wanted solanke out

porro too

[little delta]

have u already sold both lol?

[slim bane]

yea

[little delta]

i predicted gabriels injury, sold gw9

[little delta]

porro for who?

[slim bane]

^

[little delta]

gvardiol

city fix kinda getting harder

[slim bane]

yea

[little delta]

so why did you get him

[slim bane]

who else to get mannnn

need a somewhat reliable source of cs

pool fix will get a bit tough too

at least gvar scoring goals

[cedar hull]

Would have got trent over gvard rn

If you could afford him

[slim bane]

nope i dont have funds

only .1M ITB rn

also two weeks ago this was 1.7k

1k copiers couldnt copy due to lack of funds

skill issue

[violet temple]

If mcneil and gabriel are out I'm finito

[little delta]

2nd cs this season for city

[slim bane]

I ofc have good track record when having multiple city defs

[oak furnace]

My team is a mess now

Wasting 2 transfers on saka

Only for him to play

Now I don't have any free transfer bank

[cerulean cape]

saka out was fine

did very little apart from the goal and was an injury doubt

[oak furnace]

No but I went to son

For no reason

Lol

[silent jasper]

not Palmer?

[slim bane]

same

[cerulean cape]

how many hits

[oak furnace]

I did 2 transfers
Saka to son to Palmer

Could've done 0

And had the same outcome

Although I also did Solanke to Cunha which got me a ton of points

[silent jasper]

your mistake for the early Son transfer

[slim bane]

0

[cerulean cape]

😴

[slim bane]

why

[cerulean cape]

template picks

i forgot about lewis

[slim bane]

ETH sacked

Fuckkkk

Should’ve waited

[cerulean cape]

big

[slim bane]

Bruno in?

[lone glade]

well thats ten hag out of here

[little delta]

bruno in for who ??

[slim bane]

Havertz and play a 352

[pulsar chasm]

selling palmer

[silent jasper]

Chelsea vs Man Utd next, not sure if Palmer is the right one to buy because was trying to target ETH

[little delta]

I was gonna cap palmer

[oak furnace]

How about just saying that sucks bro
I don't need your negativity

[cerulean cape]

i mean he's saying that so you don't make the same mistake again

you can't make early transfers every gw and then complain something goes badly

[cedar pine]

"I shot my own foot"
"Dumbass!"
"I dont need your negativity bro, just say that sucks!"

[cerulean cape]

i need 4 fts

i have 1

what do

[cedar pine]

i can be convinced to part with a FT for the right price

i got 5 and nothing I need to do

[cerulean cape]

i will pay you 3 points for a ft

[cedar pine]

3 points and a sausage roll

[acoustic edge]

unironically if you could like trade for FTs

[cerulean cape]

greggs sausage roll

[acoustic edge]

bid for them

[cerulean cape]

the vegan one

[cedar pine]

not the vegan one

[cerulean cape]

vegan one costs more too

[cedar pine]

good

[cerulean cape]

imagine paying more for eating some grass

[cedar pine]

you can literally just find some in the park instead

[cerulean cape]

need this gabriel to be a small injury only

he can be back after IB

any more then i'd have to sell

[oak furnace]

Cry

I'm gonna keeper Gabriel cos I want to field Rogers

[cerulean cape]

where's salah

[oak furnace]

In my eafc team

[cerulean cape]

i'm pretty sure i'm doing haaland/foden/semenyo to cunha/salah/son

son over saka if fit

or just keep foden

but fuck foden

[lone glade]

got foden to sell him

[oak furnace]

Getting rid of Salah in gw6

[cerulean cape]

i bought him gw7

[pulsar chasm]

that’s a skill issue i’m afraid

[cerulean cape]

along with gvardiol

[little delta]

i doubt son wont be fit

[oak furnace]

My season has gone down the drain since gw3

[cerulean cape]

at least gvardiol is doing bits

[oak furnace]

Until then I was cooking

[oak furnace]

How about just saying that sucks bro
I don't need your negativity

I was first in my cash league until gw3 and now I'm like 6th or 7th

[pulsar chasm]

that sucks bro

[cerulean cape]

guess i keep foden til gw12

then sell for saka

2 more gws of this fraud in my team

[oak furnace]

[acoustic edge]

anyone else gonna play with 10 this week if gab out?

rise up 🙏🙏

[little delta]

i sold gabriel in gw9 for ait nouri, im a genius

[acoustic edge]

palmer is going to fuck me this week

nice team

[cerulean cape]

ty ty

[pulsar chasm]

solid

structure is really nice

[cerulean cape]

gonna buy saka/raya for flekken/foden gw12

ez

[oak furnace]

What a fucking horrible wildcard team

[cerulean cape]

rotate wood/rogers

[acoustic edge]

hindsight merchant

[cerulean cape]

diaz has outscored bruno

despite being 2 out fo 4 games

being benched*

[pulsar chasm]

jazzy when did you wc

[cerulean cape]

gw4

[pulsar chasm]

i’m assuming you have

[oak furnace]

Bro doesn't understand what reflection is

[pulsar chasm]

better set up than most of these wc6 teams

[lone glade]

my team is fucked im playing 433 again

did greaves to ran

[oak furnace]

I'm playing 343

[cedar pine]

Dude just take a -8 get it over with

[lone glade]

hoping gabriel is fit

[oak furnace]

Dcl is one of the 3

[cedar pine]

Fix your team

[lone glade]

i wanna get him out

for a hit

[oak furnace]

I will trust in dcl

[cedar pine]

Dcl to cunha wissa or raul

[lone glade]

and i have smeneyo who i'll keep

[cedar pine]

Ez game

Smeneyo

[lone glade]

bro he might be benched

[cerulean cape]

bin semenyo lmao

[oak furnace]

I have triple Brentford already

[lone glade]

beto might start

[lone glade]

for who

literally no options

[oak furnace]

Semenyo and haaland to Jackson and Salah

Fuck haaland

That robot fraud

[lone glade]

not this week

maybe gw12

[oak furnace]

Bro has been my captain every week

[acoustic edge]

i really need gab to be fit

just one week pls

[oak furnace]

Is that the Liverpool game?

[acoustic edge]

i’ll take a hit if any team has CS odds >50% but it’s so unbelievably unlikely

[lone glade]

best 6.5mid

need someone for semenyo

gonna plan

[lone glade]

i think so

[acoustic edge]

nacho

[cerulean cape]

kulu still

[acoustic edge]

as i’ve been saying !!

[lone glade]

im on triple spurs!

[pulsar chasm]

wouldn’t touch united right now

[cerulean cape]

but yes, selling haaland means you can utilise that extra mid slot

[silent jasper]

Buonannote? If you can rotate him I think he is okay

[cerulean cape]

rogers/wood is an important rotation

so you need the other 7 to play really

imo

[lone glade]

selling dcl vs sou feels wrong but he has a chance of getting benched

[cerulean cape]

just realise mbeumo is the best gw11 cap lol

[lone glade]

thoughts on esr

for semenyo

[cerulean cape]

no

none of these 6m shitters

[lone glade]

im broke

smh

[cedar pine]

Solanke->wood, porro->Andersen(if gabriel injury ain't too bad) semenyo->fodeez

[cedar hull]

Semenyo is stil the best 6m mid

[lone glade]

im taking a hit but what do we do

[cedar pine]

I just told u

[cedar hull]

Stop playing 433

[lone glade]

smenyo needs to go

[silent jasper]

But why?

[lone glade]

if i wanna play 343

[cerulean cape]

Did you wc6?

[lone glade]

yes

[cedar pine]

Solanke is the one who needs to go tbh

[cerulean cape]

How is the team so fucking dog

[cedar pine]

Solanke to wood or cunha or wissa or raul

[pulsar chasm]

wildcard here mate

[lone glade]

go away

[silent jasper]

Solanke/DCL higher priority than selling Semenyo

[cerulean cape]

Solanke/dcl to wissa/cunha

[lone glade]

aight

[cedar hull]

Youre a helper bro why you asking us

[cerulean cape]

Maybe wood, but you need to buy Rogers later

[cedar pine]

And you obviously start semenyo

[lone glade]

im 5million

[cedar pine]

Bournemouth is definitely scoring on city

[cedar hull]

Theres inactive teams ahead of you

[lone glade]

think i know that!

[silent jasper]

Smooth can actually get Rogers in to be honest.

[cedar hull]

Just making sure smooth 👍

[cerulean cape]

If smooth never made any moves, his gw1 team is 2.6m

[lone glade]

how are you checking this

[cedar pine]

There's a site

[cerulean cape]

I made it up but there is a thing for it

What if machine

[lone glade]

yeah

ok

[cerulean cape]

https://www.game-change.co.uk/2017/08/28/fantasy-football-what-if-machine/

I'm 3m without moves, gained 46 points

[lone glade]

dcl to cunha this gw and solanke to wood next gw

??/

[cerulean cape]

What's your jd

Id

[lone glade]

if i get wood in im cursing him

[lone glade]

126075

[cedar pine]

I just posted it

Smooth gained 8 pts on his gw1 team

[lone glade]

-12 😭

[cerulean cape]

Fuck me

Your gw1 team is 6m

You gained 8 points with your moves

[lone glade]

fuck off

[cerulean cape]

Lmao

Grtz going from 6m to 5.5m

You gained 2.2m value tho

[cerulean cape]

wtf

[cedar pine]

116 points with a total of 3 transfers

[lone glade]

im getting cunha in

right now

[cerulean cape]

and caps

[lone glade]

fuck it

[cerulean cape]

cos you capped isak?

[lone glade]

dcl out

[cedar pine]

Also wild card

[cerulean cape]

buy wissa

dont curse wood and cunha

[cedar pine]

Buy cunha

[lone glade]

im cursing wood soon

[cedar pine]

I have wood and wissa

[acoustic edge]

what website

[lone glade]

.

[acoustic edge]

fuck off smooth don’t curse my players

[lone glade]

might have to hold solanke till ipswich then sell

iwl

[acoustic edge]

worth 63 points

not bad

[acoustic edge]

like everyone else smh

[pulsar chasm]

9 transfers is more than most though

[lone glade]

am i late on the wood train

[zenith jolt]

yes

[kind egret]

Palmer to break the ailing manchester reds next week

[cerulean cape]

Wood 5 goals in 6 matches for me, welbeck 4 in 5

[fleet oracle]

my gw1 team stankkkk

[earnest torrent]

My GW1 TV is 99.9 now lol

[lavish parcel]

I don't want palmer next week anymore

[little delta]

I gained 53 pts since GW1

and smooth got 8

[slim bane]

that sucks

[slim bane]

been there done that

never again

[slim bane]

bought RAN for this reason

[slim bane]

Porro Foden Salah wood v Lewis Saka Haaland Havertz

where tf your funds gone

[lavish parcel]

I am just not gonna bother transferring a defender for a hit

may as well wait a week

[slim bane]

@lone glade Would’ve matched you if I didn’t touch my team

[violet temple]

Ain't working for me

Could some1 check it for me if u dont mind

ID : 7686

[slim bane]

We gained the same no of points from transfers

[violet temple]

Ty

[cerulean cape]

Gabriel, 4.5m gk, 3fwd

I'm the only welbeck owner in lemur and content creator league

Insane differential for me

[slim bane]

I have Gabriel too but yea dibling over welbz

[cerulean cape]

Havertz sucks

[slim bane]

[cerulean cape]

Would take wissa/cunha/woof over him

[slim bane]

need ode return asap

yea in hindsight

[cerulean cape]

Would take dcl over hvartz

[slim bane]

no more FTs tho

had to get rid of Solanke first

ass

[cerulean cape]

Same taking -4 too.myself

[slim bane]

bold

[cerulean cape]

Good team tho for this week

I'd be top100k if I could choose a gk

Jfc

[silent jasper]

I like this team

[slim bane]

Yea satisfied with my team as well

[cedar pine]

Happy too but need to make a move to avoid burning ft

[lone glade]

im getting cunha in now, you cunha owners are getting cursed

[cedar pine]

Porro to konate is kinda on my mind

[slim bane]

suffering from success

[slim bane]

fuck not like this

I just got him

he’s cursed enough

[cedar pine]

Double curse =uncursed??

[silent jasper]

he didn't cursed Palmer though lol

[slim bane]

[slim bane]

cos I got him in too

get cunha in smooth

We will uncurse him

[cerulean cape]

Palmer was cursed

He was on for 20 points before smooth bought him

[silent jasper]

was it because of the penalty not given towards the end of the game?

[cerulean cape]

Yes

[silent jasper]

or both if you count the early offside goal

[lavish parcel]

yup

could've easily had a hatty

was counting myself lucky to not own, then salah matched him anyway

[silent jasper]

same here, was feeling terrible not owning him
Are you trying to get him in this week by any chance or wait till 12?

[lavish parcel]

I can do it this week

but it means selling the robot

[silent jasper]

yeah same here if I were to do it

[lavish parcel]

will say yes because I’ve considered it strongly

but not fully decided

[cedar hull]

Yeah I'm still undecided, if I want to get salah I have to sell, if I want saka then I keep

[acoustic edge]

fuck off

pls don’t

[acoustic edge]

i’ve alr done it

but i’m wc12 so

just feel like salah is easy best cap 10, better than haaland for 11

and cunha (or equivalent) is better than mid equivalent (for me it was roger’s)

[cedar pine]

Why wc12 when you could have wc9

[acoustic edge]

like i think salah BHA BHA AVL AVL cunha CRY SOU beats haaland bou bou bha bha rogers tot liv

by at least 8

[slim bane]

What about Haaland rogers cunha

[cedar pine]

I just don't think you need to sell haaland to make it happen

[slim bane]

this is possible

[cedar pine]

Or just not have saka

[slim bane]

Blasphemy

[cedar pine]

Saka to become cunha and it's probably a lot more accessible to get to such a team

Get to keep players like gvardiol and not spend transfers on it

[cedar pine]

Or is this your wc

[slim bane]

fuck no

very volatile

[cedar pine]

[slim bane]

it’s what I might consider doing if I was fucking down bad and also still had wc remaining

but to wc into that team is insane

[pulsar chasm]

not really value having 4 premiums

not enough captaincy's to go around

[cedar pine]

Not really a problem right now

All the best players are either expensive or really cheap

Mostly defenders where money helps a bit

[pulsar chasm]

flexibility can be a big issue with those teams

if i were to wc rn i'd have the 3 premium mids

but if haaland scored a few then maybe it changes

[fleet oracle]

This is what I accidentally hit into this week

Not terrible, but could do with gab not being injured

[cedar hull]

Accidentally?

[cedar pine]

Yes 3 premiums is what I chose

[fleet oracle]

@cedar hull Yeah

I have 1 mil itb too

[valid ocean]

This season is cursed

You see people on like 10k and they’ve no idea how they’re there

I see some in rmt that are really high rated and go like “should i sell haaland?”

[zenith jolt]

Rank is inversely proportional to skill rn to some extent

Not usually like that this far in

Still early days

[valid ocean]

Seeing it at gw10 is unusual like you said

[cerulean cape]

Didn't think he'll go up tonight salah

Fine tho

Info > money

[little delta]

saka, gabriel to ait nouri and palmer gw9 good transfers from me

gained 0.2 from both

[cedar hull]

Shit Salah rose

[lavish parcel]

what is defense

why is defense

honestly as long as I have 3 fit players I won't be doing anything

RAN 11 maybe, assuming he doesn't get booked in 10

[kind egret]

I have 3 players out atm so the bench isn't an option

taa imma have to ride him till Southampton

[latent depot]

I've come to accept that I'm mid at FPL if I ever had "it", i lost it

[cedar pine]

never give up on improving

[latent depot]

I think it's just a confluence of a decreasing skill edge over time and increasing variance

[kind egret]

I just reallocated my fpl skills to the stock market instead

[slim bane]

and more mainstream too so other people who have more of “it” have surpassed you

[cedar pine]

excuses

[lavish parcel]

gab is ok??

well, relatively speaking

[broken patio]

Apparently

[trail forum]

wtf andreas huge week

nice

where were you when i wanted to WC but pussied out

if it was sat deadline i would have

[cedar pine]

I spoke about wcing a lot and even had an rmt and posted about it here

If you were on fplcord more than once a week you would have known

[lavish parcel]

I am talking myself more and more into selling haaland

😭😭😭

[violet temple]

Sell him then don't overthink it

[broken patio]

If I wanna get Salah I need to ditch one of Johnson or Rogers

Which? Hmmmst

Kinda blinded by the value Rogers presents but is he really that good?

But Johnson is also shit

[cedar hull]

Rogers isnt that good tbh

But hes a good 5th mid if picked up at 5.0

[lavish parcel]

jota out for a month

[kind egret]

nunez time

[lavish parcel]

wouldn't sell before ipswich

[copper hinge]

What are people doing with Gabriel?

Especially those on wc12

[cedar hull]

[acoustic edge]

might -4 vvd in

[copper hinge]

I'm thinking either take the profit now and get him back on a wc if he's fit, or just bench and hope he's fit for gw12/13

Cause it looks like he's dropping tonight

[acoustic edge]

have u got a bench?

[cedar hull]

Is solanke dropping tonight, can't check price changes

[slim bane]

-97.1 two red arrows

[oak furnace]

cant believe i locked myself out of wissa by going double brentford goalies

[fleet oracle]

When did you double Brent gk? Wc6?

[slim bane]

you justified it as Wissa was “ages away”

[oak furnace]

yeh well he was

sels was the pick anyway

stupid forst

forest

[slim bane]

so you can’t beat yourself up over the decision then

[oak furnace]

ive never owned one of their uselss fuckers all year

[valid ocean]

Wissa is on 99.8

[oak furnace]

why do you have to be so reasonable

[slim bane]

sad day for my TV

[lavish parcel]

wissa essential

[acoustic edge]

dawg

[lavish parcel]

What on earth were you doing up at 12:13

[acoustic edge]

my sleep schedule is much worse than that lol

[thin jasper]

Is that past your mandatory bedtime

[lavish parcel]

Mine is ass rn but that's because of jetlag

[lavish parcel]

Good sleep is one of my biggest priorities, I believe it is essential to be at full capacity during the day

[thin jasper]

true

I’ve been getting better at sleep

[lavish parcel]

Rmt things 😁

[thin jasper]

Rate my sleep

[cedar pine]

3/10

~~camera i have installed in your bedroom ~~shows that you struggle with snoring and wake up multiple times during the night

i recommend seeing a doctor

[thin jasper]

I did not wake up in the middle of the night 😡

[cedar pine]

thats actually a common misconception

i dont actually know if you do or not but "waking up in the middle of the night" doesnt necessarily mean like getting up and knowing you consciously woke up

you just get your sleep disrupted for a sec then fall asleep again without really realizing

if you have one of those smart watches it tells u, idk how accurate it is tho

[thin jasper]

That’s my definition

And I’m always right

[cedar pine]

i cant argue with that

[lavish parcel]

Yeah a large proportion of my sleep cycle is "awake"

[cedar pine]

fml i suck at discord formatting

[lavish parcel]

Apparently I spent over 1h30m awake last night between sleeping

[cedar pine]

there it worked, confused - with ~

[cedar pine]

thats what it told me too about my sleep, i solved it by no longer wearing the watch

now nothing tells me I woke up

[thin jasper]

I get what you are saying but it sounds too sciency for me to understand

[lavish parcel]

The sleep cycles are estimated based on body signals like heart rate and movement

The watch obviously isn't 100% accurate but gives a decent outline of your sleep

[acoustic edge]

preach that shit

[copper hinge]

Here I am seeing new messages hoping for someone to solve my fpl problems but instead im worried about my sleep now

[lavish parcel]

There's nothing to be worried about, only room for improvement

[cedar pine]

Better sleep makes you make better decisions, making you a better FPL manager

[acoustic edge]

so philosophical woah

[copper hinge]

I wasnt serious

I get consistent 90+ sleep score on my garmin

[cedar pine]

is that good

[lavish parcel]

That's impossible!

He's the messiah!

Lisan al ghaib!

[acoustic edge]

bro i fucking loved dune

1 and 2

[cedar pine]

so overrated

[acoustic edge]

can’t wait for messiah

[cedar pine]

very similar to Avatar

[acoustic edge]

i read the books first and was so happy with the movies

[cedar pine]

i actually really get that

[lavish parcel]

Yeah I read books first as well

[cedar pine]

the director is a huge fan of the books

[acoustic edge]

this is a crazy take but i cba to argue on discord

[lavish parcel]

They were very good

[copper hinge]

Okay 85+ consistently mb @lavish parcel

[acoustic edge]

dune messiah we will be there

[lavish parcel]

Okay buddy

[cedar pine]

as movies they arent the same, i just think both are highly rated for being really well produced in a fantasy world setting

[copper hinge]

Just fix my fpl buddy

[acoustic edge]

yeah i get that

[cedar pine]

like the spectacle

[lavish parcel]

Real ones watched the original dune movie

[cedar pine]

for plot/actual movie they are very different

[acoustic edge]

ts was so ass

[lavish parcel]

Peep the special effects

[acoustic edge]

😭😭😭

[copper hinge]

I didnt mind the first dune movie

[cedar pine]

so i think dune 2 had a middle part that was really fucking weak

when he was in the first camp or whatever u want to call it

his Rocky era

[acoustic edge]

u reckon?

i thought that was strong

[cedar pine]

yeah it was a snoozefest imo

nothing significant happened

[lavish parcel]

And all the evil guys were ginger instead of bald @acoustic edge 😭 😭😭

[cedar pine]

besides people who know the story can nod along

[acoustic edge]

🔥🔥

i went with people who didn’t know the story and they thought it was good hm

[lavish parcel]

They changed their tune on who to discriminate against cba

[acoustic edge]

are u ginger

[lavish parcel]

No

[acoustic edge]

i have like a mental image of u

[cedar pine]

did they think that middle part was good too

[acoustic edge]

okay good

[cedar pine]

i know im in the minority thats why im saying its overrated btw

if majority said it sucked it wouldnt be overrated

[acoustic edge]

[lavish parcel]

🤨

[acoustic edge]

5’2 with an attitude

[lavish parcel]

Buh

I'm 5'9

[cedar pine]

i liked the first dune better

but it suffers from what a lot of epic stories do

a long ass intro where nothing really makes sense

[copper hinge]

draw it

[acoustic edge]

no it’s too specific

[cedar pine]

0
|
/\

bit of a hunchback

[lavish parcel]

Damn

@acoustic edge u watching the budget?

[cedar pine]

wtf is the budget

[lavish parcel]

It expresses intended expenditure and how we plan to fund that expenditure (taxation, borrowing etc)

It's basically the UK's fiscal plan

[acoustic edge]

yes

i’ve been waiting for it for ahes

[lavish parcel]

Rishi 😭

[acoustic edge]

idt you’d be into the budget mr coopdog

essentially what we don’t want is isa change s

bc it negatively affects us most

[cedar pine]

ah the national budget for UK

[lavish parcel]

[acoustic edge]

i hate fiscal drag !!!

i hate fiscal drag !!!

[lavish parcel]

Cba

They're gonna freeze the thresholds 100%

[acoustic edge]

obviously

[lavish parcel]

[acoustic edge]

they’ll raise CGT on employer contributions

freeze tax thresholds

[lavish parcel]

National insurance contributions 😀

[acoustic edge]

i hate tax !!!

[lavish parcel]

Bro said austerity > growth

[acoustic edge]

mf thinks the conservatives haven’t 2.5x our debt in 10 years while keeping gdp and productivity the same meaning our gdp per capita has been slowly declining

i hate george osbourne !!!!!!!!

[lavish parcel]

My policy would be

Hella tax cuts

[acoustic edge]

yeah nice work buddy

[lavish parcel]

Government spending cuts

[acoustic edge]

you’ve just made the economy unequal

[lavish parcel]

Football manager 25 free for everyone

[acoustic edge]

yeah calm bro neoliberalism like thatcher practiced failed like 30 years ago

[lavish parcel]

I didn't specify which taxes I would cut

[acoustic edge]

thatcherite consensus kill me !!!

[acoustic edge]

the uk economy is already one of the most unequally taxed itw

we so cooked

[lone glade]

wtf

[zenith jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/boooooo-this-guy-stinks-serious-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11981386

[slim bane]

fax tho

didn’t sleep enough last night

completely fucked today lol my neck and back hurts

can’t focus

in my glory 19/20 season I was young enough to not care sleep cycle fucked to a point where I was awake at 3am and sleeping during the day

[lavish parcel]

what happened here

[zenith jolt]

Sleep quality > sleep amount

I used to have such awful quality

Fixing it tho

[broken patio]

How do you go about doing that?

[zenith jolt]

Sleep on back, no blue light 2 hrs before bed, sleep with mouth closed

Lots of stuff

[lavish parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-what-cole-palmer-confused-cole-palmer-chelsea-fc-chelsea-gif-17922972044676987059

https://tenor.com/view/a-what-gif-22262895

[cedar pine]

this is confirmation that wahful either used to be or still is a mouthbreather

cause hes had to work on sleeping with his mouth closed

the rest of us just dont know we do it

[zenith jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-me-matty-matheson-sticky-toffee-pudding-the-musical-you-caught-me-you-beat-me-gif-26363132

I used to mouth breathe while sleeping sometimes yea

I didn’t realise it was bad and no one ever told me that it was

[slim bane]

damn I can’t even go to sleep while mouth breathing

I’m like at least one side of my nose better clear the fuck up

[zenith jolt]

I don’t go to bed mouth breathing

It’s just once I had fallen asleep it’d just happen

Makes you really drowsy in the morning

[slim bane]

damn

[lavish parcel]

do I dare start fabi

[kind egret]

whats your risk appetite looking like

[lavish parcel]

I do not think his fixture is strictly better than raya’s

[zenith jolt]

Raya over fabi me thinks

[lavish parcel]

I chose fabi knowing he might play some games and just didn’t want to lock myself out of triple brentford

valdimarsson owners

[zenith jolt]

Good think brentford fixtures go shite after gw13

So wissa isn’t really a great buy at this stage

Could be a decent limbo for joao pedro i guess

[kind egret]

imma ride TAA for the next couple

and then reasses

[cedar hull]

Not surprised wahful is min maxing sleep

[slim bane]

for future reference^

idk if it’s that feasible but if I have the funds to get a good 4.5 def (.6 away) that would be peng

Jp over Raul is .3 cheaper atm as well

[slim bane]

@zenith jolt fourmium

[zenith jolt]

Not this triple 4.0 nonsense again

triple 4.0, henderson keeper until wc2, rogers as 7th attacker, lewis as your second defender ⚱️

[slim bane]

no it’s meant to be 4.5 in place of that empty slot

[lavish parcel]

clownery

[slim bane]

The luxury there is konate

[cerulean cape]

Haaland goes tonight

[slim bane]

Easily could be 2 4.5s

[cerulean cape]

No ran

Already bad team

[slim bane]

This is in gw17-18

[cerulean cape]

Go fuck yourself

[slim bane]

Oh fuck that’s the wrong one

This one

[cerulean cape]

What's the gw 12 team

[slim bane]

I’ll see my mood

What’s a gw12 team

is it pool back in

[cerulean cape]

My gw12 team has like 4m on the bench fuck

[zenith jolt]

this is me in gw12 most likely

[slim bane]

Problem for me is idk if by gw12 I’ll have enough funds for fourmium so if I pull wc12 then it’s too early

No city players against spurs?

[zenith jolt]

tf you want me to own

foden?

[slim bane]

I’m joking relaxxxxx

[zenith jolt]

dalot could be hawt under this new gaffer

[lavish parcel]

think I have my gw12 moves

but

pricing will be tight

[zenith jolt]

my pricing should be ok

just need palmer to chill out

[lavish parcel]

double arsenal defense will be a mistake

[slim bane]

Gw12

I mayyyyyy have overlooked the short term run of fix for the long term in my planning

[lavish parcel]

no threemium for me unfortunately

but I’m excited by the cheaper options too

[limber pine]

@cerulean cape

Do you think Robertson is benched against Brighton this weekend?

[zenith jolt]

yea

if he plays 90 then yea

[cerulean cape]

Idk tbh

[slim bane]

Oops Gvardiol had to recover treatment at the sidelines

[broken patio]

I'm pretty sure I breathe through my mouth when sleeping

BC my nose is just constantly fucked

Think I've just got a shit nose

[zenith jolt]

deviated septum?

[broken patio]

My sense of smell is beyond awful and it's always like blocked and just... A pain

[zenith jolt]

tbf my cousin's boyfriend has had a blocked nose for 20 years

[broken patio]

Idk what that is but I know my dad had some kinda surgery to basically open a hole in his septum to help him breathe better

[zenith jolt]

like can't breathe through it at all

[broken patio]

And I feel like I've inherited his shitty nose

Or I've just done too much coke

[zenith jolt]

cliche but you should probably get it looked at

[broken patio]

But I know people who have done wayyyyyyy more than me and have working noses so

[broken patio]

Yeah, just don't wanna feel like I'm wasting NHS time and money with things that aren't super serious

[zenith jolt]

yeah fair enough it isn't a priority, just if you go for a checkup or whatever

[broken patio]

I've got a mate who works in a GP clinic atm and she's always complaing about the pointless stuff people go in for

Yeah igy

No blue light 2hrs before bed is mad btw

I'm too addicted to my phone

[zenith jolt]

i was like that

[broken patio]

Sleeping on your back is better too? That's news to me

[zenith jolt]

and yeah i sort of gave up on the 2 hours, more like 1

[broken patio]

I sleep on my front lol, barely even on my side like properly on my front

Head to the side, one leg up bent to the side

[zenith jolt]

i used to sleep on my side

well still do

[broken patio]

What do you do, read?

[zenith jolt]

good question

[broken patio]

Also how do you force yourself to sleep with your mouth closed lol

[zenith jolt]

sounds scary but

mouth taping

[broken patio]

Oh damn

[zenith jolt]

i wouldn't probably if you have nose problems

[broken patio]

Ahahah

[zenith jolt]

and there's tape that lets you breathe in emergencies or whatever

[broken patio]

That's cool

[zenith jolt]

but yeah sleeping on your back from what i recall can: improve breathing (more airflow), reduce sinus buildup, reduce spinal spiffness and prevents asymmetrical facial features

last one probably more so for younger people but it makes sense if you're sleeping on one side more than the other

[broken patio]

Wack

Oh my face is already asymmetrical as fuck

Well I'll try tonight

I am big tired so will probably get to sleep pretty fast

[zenith jolt]

same

[broken patio]

Do you like lie perfectly on your back, facing up?

[zenith jolt]

well that's the intention but

obviously your head can tilt to either side a bit

[broken patio]

Idk what I'd do with my hands

[zenith jolt]

yeah when i first tried it was awkward

[broken patio]

Oh I have another stupidly annoying issue

I always feel like 1 pillow is not enough and 2 is too much

Need to buy me a 1.5 pillow

[zenith jolt]

I love my 3 pillows

But not stacked

Stacking them can lead to neck issues

Why am i speaking like some kind of sleep god

I think i fell down a sleeping optimisation loophole a while ago

Not the worst thing to stumble across

[broken patio]

Wait 3 pillows

But not stacked

Explain

[zenith jolt]

Double bed

[broken patio]

Yeah

1 either side and then 1 lodged in the middle of the 2?

Like a pyramid

[zenith jolt]

Uhh yeah

[broken patio]

That's big brain

[zenith jolt]

Anyway i better actually get some sleep

[broken patio]

Aight

I'm in an Uber home so I'm sleeping v soon

[zenith jolt]

Please don't suffocate, don't need that on my record

[broken patio]

I shall catch up with you tomorrow and we can discuss how well we slept

[broken patio]

I'll do my best not to

[hazy trench]

i usually fall asleep on my left or right shoulder watching tiktoks.
sometimes the tiktok keeps playing until my battery run dead so i annoy my neighbor

im an adult, i promise

[lavish parcel]

anything happen in the cup games? (that is fpl relevant)

[cedar pine]

couple possible injuries

but just wait for pressers and you'll get caught up there

[slim bane]

injuriesssss

and also efl cup kinda affects the bgw

[lavish parcel]

that's not for ages though

are those the fixtures that will go into 33?

[cedar pine]

does it affect DGW?

does city getting knocked out mean one less DGW for city?