#SDPL II - Commencement
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your real to me

I need to be more active in here
true
@pallid iris pick me i qualify
whens the auction
Some time next weekend
Wp on farming messages @fallen tide, i see u š«”
LOL I'm not gonna talk enough
I checked my count and realized there's 0 shot at yappinh enough in time
Tbf idt you should do it for the sake of it, I just yap when I'm feeling like yapping
Ig people don't know him
Ye probably
But yeah I would be ready to put the money on him
He won the smogon discord rands ladder tour like a month and a half ago tho
I thought the earned atleast a lil cord clout ngl
That**
Tbf it's a mock
Trueee
I think he'll be drafted in the real auction
that and discord tags are annoying
Fair enough
Rands draft guide (kinda ordered) :
S : Star wheel
A : Paysa, Slikkles, icypenguin2, r1c3m4n, doublemonstre (Dunoks), Gom
B : Lolo, Betathunder, Jyusaan Soggydogysage, Vioz, Click>think, zowwycafe
C : Emkatt, Pig Warrior19, Cloud and books, Stories, Rowelt69420, Goro Yagami, Azxel
D : Akeras, Sire Clod
I made this quickly but it gives an idea
Emkatt?? That's my twitch chatter right there
I'm literally same level as jyusaan
@emkatt tell.him I'm ranked....
He is way better than you
Did you play rands in tours befor? Did you get some nice ladder stats? Idk all the discord tags of everyone so I might be bad and if so mb man
No brother you're good I'm shitposting
I appreciate you trying to reassure me though
Ah lol I'm ass
I can't post my accolades because veti deserves to buy me for cheap 
sc d tier is diabolical work
Not really, they have no rands exp and a lot of those scl/ spl players flop hard in rands. It may be a good suprise but a 2-5 could see the light of the day
For that just check at wcor
People like 3d etc flopped
rands is one of 8 slots, are u not overvaluing that a little
OH
i see what u mean now
i missed the rands in randa draft guide
Yeah that's only about rands LOL
any manager that listens to this is bald š
who is sire clod btw
Scl ou player
Wrong
@tawdry wigeon they are hating on your hairline
you're the french one...
I'm NOT french I'm Irish and Hungarian
even you dont want to associate with your hairline š
Pinecoās daddy
OLIVIA'S EARLY PRS
Top Tier
Blazing Bellibolts - Phenomenal branding, storied history, lovable managers, a great eye for talent, a legendary unbeaten run, and aura all seperate the wheat from the chaff here in SDPL. These are the tangibles that a team must possess to be great.
High Tier
Clouted Clobbopus - Solid branding, a decent team name, likable managers, and a former Blazing Bellibolt at the helm make this team a strong contender.
Tricky Tyrunts - Tyrunt is a cool guy. I have no idea what a "Vioker" is but the other captain nyacolon brings some starpower to the table. It remains to be seen if she has ever watched or played a PokƩmon battle before. If this team pulls a solid auction out the hat they might just be a competitor for second place.
Mid Tier
Catlike Champions - I don't really know what this team was going for to be honest. I can see the attempt at the C-C team name but Catlike running into Champions has all the decorum and grace of chalk on sandpaper. Worse than this, one of the captains, Avery, is proudly wearing her Iron rank on her sleeve, displaying it as her clan badge. Not someone I would want in charge of my team. That being said, cats are cool.
Valorous Volcaronas - Another team where the branding just confuses me. They might as well rebrand to the Baffling Brigade and save me the bother of analysing them. Once again propped up by a cool mascot, Volcarona is a bit of a based guy, but what is Valorous about taking 50% from stealth rocks? You want your fearless leader to be cowering in fear at the presence of a pebble on the battlefield? They just don't have what it takes to mount a serious charge I'm afraid.
Bad Tier
Fists of Furry - ngl hating on furries for no reason is just funny.
Guilty Whimsicott Gears - Who cooked here? What were they stinking? I may never be able to understand this one. For starters, Guilty Gear is a horrible game that I spent too much time of my life playing, disgusting. Secondly, all they've done is just slap a Whimsicott in the middle of the name??? WHIMSICOTT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A GEAR. WE HAVE AN ENTIRE LINE OF GEAR POKEMON. WAKE UP PEOPLE. KLINK, KLANG, AND KLINKLANG DO NOT DESERVE THIS SLANDER. WHAT'S NEXT? LEAGUE OF VANNILUXE LEGENDS? METAL IRON VALIANT GEAR SOLID? SUPER SMASH CORVIKNIGHT BROTHERS BRAWL? LIKE A DRAGONITE GAIDEN: MON WHO ERASED ITS BALL? Wait actually that last one kinda bumps. I'm stealing that.
TBD Tier
TBD - The only thing not left to be determined about this team is its position on the standings. LAST.
We've had a name for a while just hasn't been updated lol
Divine Flame Delphoxes
too late, the prs have already been locked.
Bald prs
Belibums
yeah we got that cake
Pfft
Bundabolts
The champions part will make sense after the tour
yo that's kinda fire..
Weekend
Ty
tragically it does come through in my writing
I read it with the accent british guys type pawn stars like to talk
when auction
Done.
Fuck @tawdry wigeon
š
LOL
@low pagoda vouch me twin
fuck @fallen tide
Hater.
can you stop hitting on me im really shy š³
also stop ducking me in umpl nerd
Bro I lost so we would've maybe faced but my team is too goated
are yall in playoffs or nah
Cya after you lose in semies because 1st seed curse
ill ping you once we beat you in finals...
also wanna play a blitz bo3 quick
i have like 10 mins
Its good that the tour reigns in outsiders
Some may stick around
Whther drafted or not
No
I just saw...
@managers this guy is insane
@unborn wasp itās because teams are required to draft a number of smogcord regulars and hosts decided 1500 messages was a good baseline to determine who qualifies as a regular
or just answer no and someone will draft you as one of their non regulars anyway
I spent 30k on amogus

I also bought smogon itself
I may or may bot have gotten bored, saw the name āamogusā get bid on and decide that was a good time to dump my budget
to be fair tho, it was funy
who's mocking
Im on uni atm sorry!
tell them sdpl mock takes priority
I can in 2h
ill show up if i can get a better pfp
you already have the best pfp possible
no deal then
Some people just canāt be reasoned with
@velvet copper @fast pulsar @ornate glacier @wary pumice @iron gazelle @shadow cedar <@&1432246760008450048> MOCK
Fine Iāll stop doing laundry
no.
@ornate glacier MOCC
how much is mdb going for
12
good value
im saving my pesos for someone else
as long as my COMANAGER doesn't LEAK our strategy with these incessant MOCKS
Mdb entering the pool of the format I'm playing??
sure ig
I'm sure it's fine 
pay like 50k on one guy
gimme a link
so ppl think they can greed upbid you
oh
I canāt take anything seriously unless itās serious
and then in the actual auction make them waste a fuck ton
hi
@ornate glacier I saw your ass get on discord JOIN MOCC
poor luis
WE NEED MORE MOCKERS
u
stfu
no u
dei
@cedar compass
ah
since the only thing that makes this pl unique from a standard league is that its for the discord community we require that a certain % of each team actually be community members
gotcha
but yes you should join thereās a lot of funny
I doubt I'll get drafted š
Sign up and MOCC
Baldicon
Not if you donāt sign up
Boat (Baldest of all time)

He hasnāt even finished his signup
Kek

I DID IT NOW
@somber tusk MOCK
I'm at work 
your team isnt taken
š
NOW JOIN MOCC
no
DO IT
I can't be around for an entire mocc
tell work sdpl mock takes priority
You gonna pay my bills when I get canned
Iāll think about it if you mocc
donāt listen to them you wonāt
Kek
come mocc and join me
Nah power abuse isn't my style 

ooooooooo
MOCC
if I lock somebody
Just post 1500 times before tour starts
OR I HIT ENTER
it autodemotes somebody from RO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE IN TROUBLE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pfft
ok
lot of talking not a lot of mocking
everyone point and laugh
LMAOOOO
OWNED


why do you have a whole ass dondozo
why donāt you
BIG FLOPPA
because itās a leafeon holding the brazilian flag
(my background)
Does @civic anvil know you have a picture of it as your ps bg
she does not
i did yes
oh.
i was lying sorry
bad
I canāt believe it would lie like that
/ j
look at the bacteria i grew
What did you name them
bob
bioluminescent bob referenced
covid-20
why
@wary pumice we're starting
killing is wrong
oh!
Skip me for a bit I gotta do sm
?
cheating
part of the heat setting process š
poor bob melted
she wouldnt be properly gram stained alive
I just saw like 500 messages in here
did yall get a mock
im at the gym š„²
tell gym sdpl mock takes priority
gym says its leg day and gym isnt gonna change his mind
hold another mock later
be my guess
*guest
who are you an english majo
non, je seulement parle francais
Qui êtes-vous ? Un étudiant en français ?
Smogon french arc
#1434363554152321106 message
you can still post
Damn it looks like all the nat dexters are on the same team
How did one team get to draft 32 players
everyone ran out first
nya was literally just afking until the end of the auction
LOL
blame steorra he made me play
im going to actually be present for the real auction dw
was i undrafted Q_Q
that's teh
Its smogon
3k....
refuse
3kā¦ā¦plzā¦ā¦
You're fire
thanks lol
Why have you never told me I'm fire

Do something fire react worthy...
Wait this is just a lie
I called you the GOAT during RBTT...
Until sunday your shoutout was the nicest I've ever gotten
Who outdid me
Welcome to the Fifth BW Premier League!
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@placid olive are you gonna manage rbtt again...
Idk yet, will likely depend on how irl is going at that point
š
Hopefully we can run it back
is there a role which is pinged for the mocks?
no but we should make one
Yess
I have missed both mocks
(I was sleeping anyways but still!!!)
There were 2?
yea
check in the threads of this channel
Yuhhhhh i actually got drafted this time
(Gonna ignore that it was by the team that drafted 32 ppl)
will there be prs this year
you went for 12k
nya is evil
Lmfao dedicated hating
I tried to buy you but I couldn't
Yeah i realized
alright but randbats are being ignored and ill rank my own team with the bias that comes with that
š¼
guh
Never tried player drafts before⦠but i get how it works guys
Peaked 1900 in SV ranbats guys haha
thats higher than me
u telling me hand 2 god that ur under 1445 rn
wait lemme check
See what I mean bro
Only when it matters
uhh Iām like
ā¦
1420
Iām gonna ladder up today
Ranbats demon not feelin to demonic rn
this didnāt matter
Tinted lens wouldāve made it hit neutral and that would be enough to secure the ko regardless
That was just bad Tera usage
real question is why are you trying to 1v1 venomoth with a gogoat
oh wait u right
Dw bout it
Itās okay Iām almost back to 1500
.. whyād I just battle a guy with 3 shell smashers
Cant be a š w/o winning a bad 1v1 with the š
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9randombattle-2474885121
I know I didnāt win but I think I played rlly well with the cards I had
Watch a replay of a PokƩmon battle between Anacokunn and SugaMK1! Format: [Gen 9] Random Battle; Date: Nov 4, 2025
I just feel like sharing this for no reason
their team was just undoubtably better
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9randombattle-2474895173
Ok Iām getting good at the game again
Watch a replay of a PokƩmon battle between Anacokunn and Punch bender! Format: [Gen 9] Random Battle; Date: Nov 4, 2025
I respect ur efforts on trolling valerie
I respect me too
Please never stop š«”
Iām a big fan of that girls work
ok fangirl
TOs wont
Yes PRs plz they are always a fun read
be the change you want to be
even this PR?
that's the most fun to read
even tho most people dont read it.
lot of people do
Policy review has been giga boring the past 3 months
probably longer than that
Even these were boring but at least engaging enough i made posts
Actually these in the archive were kinda interesting
tera blast ban was interesting because of how many ways it violated policy and purpose of sample tesms thread was pretty dumb
cityscapes post was really good actually
Puporse of sample teams was interesting to talk and think about
yall werent around for some of the peak pr moments
like the luck bans
or x tera discussion in x tier
That would be based for rands i hate getting double freeze
i was
i literally was but ok.
proof?
i started lurking in 2018 and made an account in 2020 and i made another account in 2022
old account wouldve been banned anyways for being under 13
āWhat is the purpose of sample teamsā LOL
I love pengu but that thread was wild
that thread was really funny i love pr
To allow me to join tours for formats ill never build in 
Lazy

SO TRUE
most servers are linked in pins
send a resume in servers or dms
i feel like current SDPL champ speaks for itself
anything but being playable in rivals š„


why do you have the @ before your username still
i wholeheartedly wish to participate in the great smogon discord premier league

Chicken wings
Chicken butt
Yeah š
Slandering the goat will not be tolerated
Draft meeeee
the last good policy review post was the one about adding a timer to official drafts
whoever wrote that one was really smart
wow :( but it was a good proposal
I like the way you think
Not confirmed yet but probably 2:30 -5 saturday
gulp
Time should be announced soon if it becomes official
Trust guys Iām not in low ladder for ranbats anymore
Iām not a noob I swear
on that topic
I got a horrible urge to share this one replay
More than 80% in my favour to OHKO on 1v1 and lost
me when my scarf shiny kyogre does 99.6% to the opposing passimian
ty
Ur doing it wrong bro u need that reverse psychology
Fuck that
@hushed portal hey I heard a rumour
I heard we're winning this whole thing, that true?
My sources say it's false
yeah seems like it's a baseless rumour
i think i will win and steorra will lose
like that time an spl manager left their team and got bought by a different team in midseason?
and then won spl
nope.
rumour?
cmom liv. it's a fact set in stone. whoever told you that can see the future
that's awesome because it was actually me from the future who told me this
how wise your future self is and her timeline is destined for greatness. god loves the blazing bellibolts
no i dont i like the tyrunts
free player prs
like
random player of a tier ranks the best ppl to draft for that tier
I nominate you for making them
you should not draft any of the ppl I want to draft imo

Hi, whens auction
Sometime saturday
Hi draft me plz qwq
Yeah fr draft me and Iāll be ur good boy or smth (in a nonchalant aurafarming way)
looking like 1330 -6 on sat
Heat, thanks derpy
ill try to get other people to write rands ubers uu nd at minimum if i do
but i can prob write sv ss sm
besides my team
I will chip on to write yours with someone else
UU pool is alright
ok
cafe hoe gugu oreo xinxin sasageyo hats blazing mirror doso
if i miss someone dont kill me im blind and bad
@dusty wigeon
can we draft u i like bocchi pfps
i dont want to play uber 
me and @ornate glacier will be discussing draft strategy today reminder to join and send a resume or just hang out and enjoy the chaos!!
Mdb, as the randoms goat when do you think I can I call my gxe good?
L
Ubers is pretty deep it looks like

a lot
i havent checked signups in a hot minute
fuckyouimicarus
michaelderbeste
__hoenn__
Celeste
angolano06
rukiagu
TwentyTwan
quinzep
arpitraj_1
Lightniong
gephicka
Enthusiast
zowwycafe
concepteverything
dessieee
.sasageyo
doormoney
.exguardian
ryomenmane
im_blazing
major.payne911
moonlitwaves.
ea_nassirr
_mightdragon
rowlet_69420
bytes7
Bastien_
vnzn1_
cuckoosings
\_aquilo_
xinnobu_
Rodent
the2ndcomingofani
moyerf
forgotten_archives
ariesdrags
Kafka.
crawlordray
purbaj
ssaammii
logice
oreospeedruns
kamepvp
im_m0rtal.
goniochromismm
Dustydusknoir_truthankamon
duckycrater
DOORMONEY
Hacker why did you change ur name Doormoney goes unreasonably hard :(
orion
.
you missed these guys
ah
well ig
ik lots of these guys can click
frito celeste hoenn taka
and if needed, gephicka hacker concept off the top of my head
both started in upl
kafka
yes right
Would be weird to me change my main name as leoperi
I mean some of my friends only recognize me as owlman lol
But ig my fault
Back in the day me and my brothers used to share the same pc but now everyone uses something else or dont use a pc at all

yo
mock?
who the hell invited you ?
Bro who are you for your existence to elicit this much of a reaction
A uber main
I got u
veti more like vet-i (vet meaning veteran, u are an unc)
we should mock true
:)
if someone wants to organize i can pass you auction owner and pastebin
i aint doin that shit again
Hello
you wanna organize one?
go for it then
Uhh is there enough interest?
Mock mock mock
gotta find people and spam chat until you do
Bruh
at the very least hacker and blazing ya
Draft me š„
I've had 25 skulls on a message here
Link rnnn
you dont have access to channel get ownedd
@open spindle dawg where were you for umpl
I thought you dipped off the site when I didnt see you
i did
i've only come back bc zaou has a viable mega ampharos
and i only signed up for ts because @dusty wigeon forced me to
:(
ā¤ļø
"your name is older than me" in response to someone using an online tag since 2007

We need more of this in this server
If someone sends me ND pool ill do a pr
But like maybe just top 10-15 or something
Who should probably get bought
I dmed to not crowd the thread with big wall of text
what if i dont
Ngl mock fr
Last mock before auction
I believe it's this weekend
Yes it's on sunday
i regret to inform you its on saturday
his sunday
find people and we can do it
Cheers
@discord contributors
Assemble
i can as well
i"ll mock
thats 3
who're we mocking?
got a fourth
five
@hushed portal be the last moccer

in this world nobody chooses sami for mocks
veti cant you mocc
yes
who wants to make it
we have cala me runo veti sinnoy alpha no?
i nominate auction expert @iron gazelle
Idt alpha is
i didnt wanna
i hate mocks
boring af
derpy is
- super unfun when u dont know the ppl ur drafting
its boring if people throw the draft
I can set it up if its easy to set it up but idk how
for no reason other than "haha so funny"
no its boring regardless
ok
also i wouldnt throw anyways wth...
give me the playerlist
hop on ps
u would throw because ur sami not because u hate mocks


@velvet copper
sorry i canāt rn
i thought we were gonna do it in a few hours
make sure tyrunts win chat
im reading a paper for school rn kinda busy
also everyone made fun of me for my strategy last time
who is everyone
is it a good paper
wait its a book not a paper
is it a good book
wow lying much
Arbuthnott, Hugh, Terence Clark, and Richard Muir. British Missions around the Gulf, 1575-2005: Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Oman. 1st ed. Folkestone, UK: Global Oriental, 2008.
@fast pulsar @regal shell @dusty wigeon
big chungus
Why'd everyone hate you
why shouldnāt we is the better question
should I join them in hating you or nah
if anyone wants to mocc for the tyrunts ill give you permisison to be nya for the next 2 hours
ok
no thanks
not because of you but because mocking š¤®
the only mocks I do are aimed at @stuck sun
i have uni
hacker u freaking smell dude
sadly cant
still waiting for 2 people
Did draft finished
nope
sigh
Whens like actual draft
Today 230pm -5
boiiii
hiiii
yay I'm in this list
š
is the remainig players list constantly being updated
Ickey woods gif
Goat

bro wants to not get drafted 4 times
I c that u are not gonna draft me
I will see u in bsscl
Don't draft me with @final ore if u don't want to have a bfs relationship in ur server

I wasnāt gonna draft either of you dw

alas i shall have to keep high hopes and see upon my return
Little over 2 hours left
Moccs are a lie anyway
nh as in I will see u when our teams meet
we will beat u

Ty ā¤ļø
Someone will tho
ngl the rands pool in bsscl is surprsingly good, didnt know bssf was that popular tbh
Omar is unironically gonna get drafted for nd
I mean he's good at it lol
Those who know:
i would hope the leader of the tier is high prio to get drafted for said tier
only high prio buy is slopcat
Auction day š„
Omarā¦. Is a chungus. Heās my chungus.
goated at mons won a bh game in a teamtour without any prior experience in bh
that's because bh players are
No one wants to pick u bro?
yes they want
they love me
they arent like u
that u hate me for no reason
view the noccs.
tempo_di_anguria 20500 Valorous Volcaronas

Why are you so weird
charity buy
- buyer
draft when?
40 minutes
me please
me
me 
ā¤ļø
Me and tempo are extremely defeated when teaming
Yeah
whenās auction
15 min
ty
rn
u r in my team
SV OU slopcat
SV OU slop cat
SS OU catslop
SM OU slop
SV Ubers cat
SV UU cat the slop
SV National Dex slopcat
SV Random Battles (B03) slop the cat
this is our team
#1 seed team
Seems a bit sloppy
ššššššššššššššššš
who r u and why r u replying my message
waow
nvm
I mean
u lost vs eldids
Maybe?
u r not in my team
WOW
worst insults in the future: ur dad lost vs eldids
watermelon sugar those are big words coming from your mouth when you just lost cap ssnl

Oh the draft is rn? Crap im on the toilet
glhf
no in 8 minutes
8 mins
Almost
u have to reach finals to lost them though
for draft or toilet?
something u will never do.
lose finals?
yea ive never lost finals
Do you feel lucky again? This is your tournament!
Organized by the BSS Community where will you try your luck and only OHKO moves are allowed!
Items are allowed!
You can create your team with 6 pokemon with the best luck to hit moves with 30% accuracy!
The winner will receive $100 USD (Via...
idk i just reused teams from the tour
u decide
ONE HIT WONDER
me neither
Someone link auction
0 skill
check compgen
anyways at least it wasn't 1yr
i got teams from 1yr
im so sorry
its ok
did u load
me and eldids lowkey got a generational rivalry
vswitch heat wave defog zapdos
ts - factual
no
i loaded no retreat cc koff sd mega falinks
and it couldnt kill a tangrowth at +3.
my whole hazbullza builder
thank you
drampa is like ok
not like this
prob better than ches
but honestly idt theres much a point to be running anything besides drill fox gren
this team tho.
as much as the others r stupid fun
yeah im def not usingf this
barb too
barb is like ok but it actually needs a turn to be good
the others r just broken off rip
Everyone is just spamming mega gren rain
true
I might just load mega dnite or smth
or rilla
rilla isnt even that bad in this meta imo
mdnite is major chungus
do you see it having another ability
oh I thought u meant
I set it to inner focus on the builder
Instead of multiscale
ye its sad
Whereās the auction
why is cress not mental herb btw
idk
draft start yet?
yeah
no link to watch? š„¹
sdpl room on ps
oh sick ty
@mossy osprey why aren't you nommed yet š¤£
cause of u









