#general-media

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jovial marsh
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The first time anyone said it I was so confused

tiny kite
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Humor is one of the few things that push away the ever encroaching reality of death yeah...

brazen basalt
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yeeee

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unlike the xbox kid
who just wanted to hang out with his friend 😄

tiny kite
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"out vehicle just blew up, least we didn't spill the Red Bulls"

brazen basalt
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That will never not make me laugh

brazen basalt
tiny kite
bronze anchor
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Sach and Merc, opinions on 'the whitest kids u know'

jovial marsh
brazen basalt
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Some have told me that making fun of that dead kid is awful. Well I say I'm still alive to laugh and they're not, so who needs the joke more?
gotem

jovial marsh
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Jacket potato 😭

brazen basalt
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a show im guessing

tiny kite
tawny timber
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if people didnt make jokes about me when i died id be sad

brazen basalt
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Well I mean...I kinda don't, considering he purposefully traumatized his friend and then bitched out.

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Still lowkey resent him lol

bronze anchor
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Yeah an comedy skit show
They got some really great clips

brazen basalt
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I get what motivates it, and that part sucks ass ,no matter who it is.

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No disrespect there for sure

tiny kite
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I'll never forget the time we were parked on top of a culvert with an IED in it for like a solid hour while doing a night op. The photo in my banner is actually from that moment cuz we took a piss break. We were rolling with a SF and a EOD team and EOD wrongly said the area was cleaned but gave the wrong AO and later rolled through as we were leaving and found it. We didn't stop joking about that for a long time. Actually made a patch for it. Memories.

brazen basalt
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lol nice

tiny kite
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Fkn EOD

bronze anchor
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Pea stop hiding
I saw you typing

brazen basalt
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Oh the D is for Disposal? We thought it meant Ditch and get beer

tiny kite
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Lmfao

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Man, you woulda fit right into the military

brazen basalt
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probably lol

lusty spruce
bronze anchor
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No c:

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With that said, now your here, I'm fleeing myself as my bus is here

lusty spruce
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Man

tiny kite
lusty spruce
tiny kite
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Try a bush next time

clear geyser
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my man might need a mountain to hide his dump truck

lusty spruce
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Or yo mama

brazen basalt
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thicc and green

brazen basalt
lusty spruce
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Thicc and juicy

tiny kite
lusty spruce
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Remember to eat your greens

tiny kite
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Does mint ice cream count?

jovial marsh
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It's 3 am which means it's time for Amogus impostor hulk epic mom 3am impostor challenge charlie charlie among cremate 24 hr challenge slime diy tutorial

tiny kite
lusty spruce
tiny kite
jovial marsh
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Mint ice cream is good don't bash

brazen basalt
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should we call EMS

jovial marsh
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I think so

lusty spruce
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I'm sorry but I will not tolerate mint ice cream and mint chocolate

brazen basalt
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why teh fuck not pea

lusty spruce
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Because it's horrible!

tiny kite
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Holy fuck a deer just scared the absolute shit out of me and my dog

lusty spruce
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If I wanted to taste mint I would chew a gum or a candy but not chocolate or ice cream

tiny kite
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U odd. Choco mint cream is good

lusty spruce
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I'm special okay zerotwocry

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At least my mom told me so

brazen basalt
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ur also a vegetal, so i can see your aversion to eating your own kind pea

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plantcannibalism

tiny kite
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Pea pods are a actually fruit since they come from flowers and contain seeds

tawny timber
lusty spruce
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I'm a legume

tawny timber
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my mom always used to get mint ice cream and i always thought it was an abomination

tiny kite
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Cheeseborg ice cream is best

lusty spruce
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No please I don't want to remember that vid

tiny kite
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Bacon Ice cream is dope too tho

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Salty n sweet

lusty spruce
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MERC

tiny kite
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Uh actually my name is M E R C

lusty spruce
brazen basalt
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he tryna gatekeep M E R C over here, smh

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elitist plant

tiny kite
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Lmfao

jovial marsh
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Rip el bozo

tiny kite
jovial marsh
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Welp ima play some chest

brazen basalt
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😒

tiny kite
lusty spruce
acoustic gate
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ewe

brazen basalt
jovial marsh
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nvm that chest is lagging me

tiny kite
lusty spruce
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Nothing but a line of text...

jovial marsh
lusty spruce
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Showing on the funny flat brick

brazen basalt
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That's all I ever need to be. 😄

lusty spruce
tiny kite
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Did school just get out somewhere?

brazen basalt
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Starting to wonder that myself.

tiny kite
lusty spruce
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Mere mortals!

brazen basalt
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Dogs usually wont stop eating if you dont stop them. It's fascinating to watch.

jovial marsh
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Why was my thing deleted

tiny kite
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Ive seen a lab eat an entire loaf of bread in like a minute flat

jovial marsh
brazen basalt
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floofyboi mouf go brrrrr

brazen basalt
tiny kite
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"not a meme dumb channel"

"Where my memes go?"

jovial marsh
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i dont see a rule against that also since there is no meme room

tiny kite
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It's literally in the description

brazen basalt
jovial marsh
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who read channels descriptions

jovial marsh
tiny kite
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"that won't stop me because I cant read"

brazen basalt
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People who get banned, apparently.

jovial marsh
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But also i dont see a meme room

brazen basalt
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That's because there isnt one.

tiny kite
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There isn't one

jovial marsh
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Rip el bozo

lusty spruce
jovial marsh
tiny kite
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Every fkn discord has a shitpost channel. God forbid there not be one hwre

jovial marsh
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bye im leaving this discrd

brazen basalt
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Bye.

lusty spruce
tiny kite
jovial marsh
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how are I am type on here

brazen basalt
tiny kite
lusty spruce
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Don't you love when people join a very specific discord server related to very specific thing just to shitpost

jovial marsh
brazen basalt
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ive gone back down the Cooking With Jack rabbithole

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humanity is doomed

tawny timber
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oh god

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is that the mayonaise maniac himself

tiny kite
jovial marsh
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Mayonnaise is his favorite instrument

tawny timber
brazen basalt
tiny kite
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Maybe I missed it. Almost looked like he was deleting videos

brazen basalt
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its the most recent one.

tiny kite
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I didn't think he was really making videos anymore because of that but guess he's still goin

brazen basalt
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i have little doubt most of his subs are from schadenfreude rubberneckers

tawny timber
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keto pizza

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keto pizza would be so weird

brazen basalt
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"taco bell mexican pizza" already isnt food

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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and he is somehow making it worse

nimble apex
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Im happy

grand marsh
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@brazen basalt

tawny timber
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i used to do keto for my migraines and everything tasted so bland

brazen basalt
nimble apex
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Creator of squid games promises a season two wooooh

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With more fun games wooooh

grand marsh
tiny kite
brazen basalt
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jfc jack, you have 5 lbs of cheese for a pie dish-sized abomination

nimble apex
jovial marsh
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I can't wait to eat cheese and mayonnaise pie 🤤

grand marsh
tawny timber
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from what i remember that man loves his cheese

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specifically walmart bagged cheese

brazen basalt
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it really is a lot of cheese

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i love cheese but fuck sakes

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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YES

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THATS what this shit is

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he's the fucking Waffle House of cooking shows but somehow worse for your health

nimble apex
tiny kite
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The chunks of meat just dumped on there with sauce like no fucks

tawny timber
nimble apex
tawny timber
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you animal

jovial marsh
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Cheese is good but also I am lack toast and toddler ants so while it tastes good, it doesn't feel good

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Stomach is pain

tiny kite
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I love cheese. But there's a limit

tawny timber
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cheese makes my tummy hurt but i still eat it

nimble apex
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Hm

tawny timber
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some dairy products are worth the pain

tiny kite
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Blue cheese. Mmmm

tawny timber
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chocolate milk being the other one

jovial marsh
tawny timber
brazen basalt
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why am i doing this to myself

tiny kite
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Suffer

brazen basalt
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also the fucking title, "keto taco bell mexican pizza"
uses tortillas that arent no carb, but low carb. that is not fucking keto, jack

jovial marsh
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When I was 4 I decided that cheese shouldn't be blue so because of that I said that I didn't like blue cheese even tho I didn't try it and still to this day I've not tried it bc 4 year old me said so

brazen basalt
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keto is dumb anyway but like
its so easy to not do, just
no carbs

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and that is clearly not a man losing weight from keto

tiny kite
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"it's keto"

Devours a massively unhealthy meal full of fat and salt

tawny timber
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ok no its jack why do i think hes doing keto

brazen basalt
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i just

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have so many mean words

tiny kite
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It's like when my sister eats two little Caesars pizzas and pats herself on the back because she downed it with a diet 2 liter of soda

brazen basalt
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ugh

nimble apex
brazen basalt
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that'd be justified

tiny kite
nimble apex
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Jesus christ

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300?

tiny kite
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Can't even carry her new kid around

brazen basalt
nimble apex
brazen basalt
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my ass is and I try to eat according to that XD

brazen basalt
tiny kite
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Yeah... I talk about cheeseborgs a lot but my diet is actually mostly rice.

nimble apex
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Yes in cheese sauce tho

brazen basalt
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"cheese sauce" can mean so many things

nimble apex
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The cheese sauce for pasta

brazen basalt
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the what

tiny kite
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"cheese" sauce.

brazen basalt
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oh, that oil shit?

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that goes on nothing

nimble apex
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You never had spaghetti in cheese sauce?

brazen basalt
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it is trash

tiny kite
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Hydrogenated oil

nimble apex
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Not oil there no oil in it

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Butter, flour, milk. Whisked together

brazen basalt
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tf is "spaghetti in cheese sauce"

nimble apex
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Add cheese.

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Ya know. spaghetti Carbonara

tiny kite
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That's Mac n cheese

brazen basalt
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oh right

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yea that's a staple food lol, whatevs

nimble apex
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Now take that sauce but as a dip

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For broccoli…

tawny timber
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akito the type to put cheese wiz on his broccoli

tiny kite
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Broccoli in cheese is dope

nimble apex
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Whats cheese wiz

jovial marsh
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Cheese wiz is an abomination

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That's all u need to know

brazen basalt
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idk man. most i usually get on broc is maybe a drizzle of olive oil and some garlic or some shit

tawny timber
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oh is cheese wiz a canada thing

nimble apex
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Man

tiny kite
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I love fresh broccoli

nimble apex
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Never heard of cheese wiz

jovial marsh
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I just love broccoli I'll eat that shit raw and plain

tawny timber
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its basically just plastic thats colored orange and called cheese

jovial marsh
tiny kite
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Cheese wiz is def in America

nimble apex
tiny kite
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Just shit canned "cheese"

nimble apex
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Plastic orange called cheese

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In a fucking spray can

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Thats like staple fucking American

tiny kite
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It's like orange plastic paste

tawny timber
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its not the spray cheese

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its in a jar usually

jovial marsh
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I meant the can

tiny kite
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I've only ever seen it in a can

tawny timber
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oh?

jovial marsh
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But either way gross af

nimble apex
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People love cheese so much they eat cheese flavored plastic instead of cheese

tawny timber
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ive never seen the can

nimble apex
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America. Where else in the world

jovial marsh
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Never seen a jar

brazen basalt
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i dont think keto works if he makes a serving for 5, but for one

nimble apex
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Sach. Why does some of my messages not go through when I use swear words

tiny kite
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It's discord

tawny timber
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u cant say fuck without the c

nimble apex
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Why not

tiny kite
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Fuker fails

tawny timber
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

nimble apex
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I just said why N o r and it wasnt allowed

brazen basalt
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iunno man, ask discord

nimble apex
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Man

brazen basalt
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im eager to see how jack fucks up something as basic as pickles

tiny kite
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It's like some community discord required bs

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Fairly new

brazen basalt
nimble apex
tiny kite
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Oh God he's doing his own brine n shit

jovial marsh
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I somehow managed to lose my 1.25 liter bottle of water I've been drinking on for the last hour. I've only been in bed for this hour. What the hell did I do? The bottle is huge.

brazen basalt
nimble apex
tiny kite
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Lazy man's pickles?! It takes no effort to make correct good pickles wtf

brazen basalt
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right?!

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im scared that he means "not brine for a month"

tawny timber
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how can making pickles get any lazier

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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for fucks sake

jovial marsh
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Pickles are already lazy you do a a tiny bit of work and the it just sits there 😭

brazen basalt
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how do i report a hate crime against food

tawny timber
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"so we are going to be using 1.5 pounds of salt per jar "

brazen basalt
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THAT IS NOT A HANDFUL OF DILL, JACK

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dkfjghdkjfgdkf

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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yes, "eyeball" 4tbsp of vinegar. amazing.

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he cant be serious

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he's overfilling this

tiny kite
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When I used to live in a cult we would pickle a ton of shit. Always amazing. We left it in a store room for a long ass time.

brazen basalt
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WHAT is it going into a pot for

tiny kite
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Pickled the bulk of veggies we had left that we didn't feed to the chickens

tawny timber
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is he using a plastic container to transfer boiling hot liquid

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oh god

tiny kite
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Lmao

tawny timber
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mmmm bpa pickles

brazen basalt
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how is this worse than the taco bell pizza

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its so much worse

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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right?! like how even...its so easy

jovial marsh
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anyone wanna play later?

brazen basalt
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you almost have to TRY to fuck it up

tawny timber
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"i tried it after an hour and it wasnt ready yet"

jovial marsh
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It looks like he's storing piss for safe keeping

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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smells like spicy garlic dill
who wouldve guessed

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oh god that thing IS plastic

sick bloom
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sache nerd

tiny kite
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My mom used to use plastic spatulas that melted. Fkn had to buy her proper cookware. Why do people do these things.

brazen basalt
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he's just eating wet cucumbers.

tiny kite
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Lmao basically

brazen basalt
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so mrs sach has informed me that brine actually does boil

tiny kite
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Don't get me wrong, cucumbers are good. But that's not a pickle

brazen basalt
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but im still sure he fucked it up somehow lol

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yea

jovial marsh
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Those ingredients had so much potential

tiny kite
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Yes. You boil brine. But it needs to be jarred for vastly longer

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His proportions suck ass too

brazen basalt
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she wont let me touch them for minimum 2 weeks

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prefers a month

tiny kite
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Exactly

jovial marsh
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Just let it sit for an hour it'll be fine

tiny kite
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In the cult we'd let ours go for 1-3 months

brazen basalt
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brined the heck outta those

jovial marsh
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p i k e l

tiny kite
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If the brine is properly prepared and the jars are properly cleaned and sterilized they will last a long ass time. So the longer the better to an extent

brazen basalt
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true yea

tiny kite
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Did he even sterilize his jars?

brazen basalt
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I get it seems we're glossing over the whole "cult" thing but...pickles

tiny kite
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Lmfao

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Well, it was a spiritual commune on a few hundred acres of land

brazen basalt
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If it didn't go Waco, couldnt have been all bad 🤔

jovial marsh
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I wasn't the slightest bit phased by the cult, I was just enjoying bashing this man for his shitty "pickles"

brazen basalt
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wait a minute
he has a vid from 7 years ago, of this same exact thing

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he did it more than once

tiny kite
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I lived there for free in exchange for doing photography work for them and building their website

brazen basalt
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can see how, yea. closed community is gonna get culty a bit, just how people are

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we're all tribal an shit etc

tiny kite
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Indeed

brazen basalt
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and hey
free pickle

tiny kite
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Exactly

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3 free meals a day of buffet style food choices

brazen basalt
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damn, nice

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i cant believe that recent one wasnt a first attempt

jovial marsh
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You all have fun talking about pickle cults. I'm gonna gonna go sleep and have nightmares of Jack.

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Good night 🥒😎

storm fog
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H

brazen basalt
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yea just think, the "redo" is from some other failed attempt

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and then we got the recent one XD

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gotta admit im impressed, didnt think it was possible to fuck up pickles that many times

jovial marsh
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Sachus Verrellitas hows the man?

brazen basalt
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horrified

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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FOUR FUCKING DAYS, JACK??

tiny kite
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Those look like such good cucumbers. I'd rather just bake em or make em into a pasta or something

brazen basalt
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kek
"wanna hear that pop? listen carefully!"
-no pop, jar not sealed, the site is contaminated
"....aw, no pop"

tiny kite
jovial marsh
brazen basalt
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ive gotta see the failed one, relative to this one

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11 years ago, this one

tiny kite
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Something tells me he didn't make the bbq sauce he sells on his site

brazen basalt
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thinking the same

jovial marsh
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Ah i see, ye real hungover from too much cocktail hours here @_@

tiny kite
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How many times has this man tried making pickles

brazen basalt
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too many times to account for this much failure

tiny kite
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Omg he uses the WHOLE bag of seasoning

brazen basalt
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....why

tiny kite
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That massive fucking bag

brazen basalt
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wait where does it start, im still in his damned ads

tiny kite
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still adds more salt

brazen basalt
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ah here we are

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1lb of seasoning, right

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...oh no

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no thats

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thats not for one batch, jack

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or at least not one batch in 3 jars XD

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idk what hes making but its not brine

tiny kite
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An entire cup of salt. And 16oz of seasoning. In water

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No vinegar

brazen basalt
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okay so i didnt just miss that part then XD

tiny kite
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Well, at least he's gotten better

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Because this..... This is bad

brazen basalt
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that is true

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oh god that overnight jar

tiny kite
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"they look like pickles but they're just cucumbers"

No. Fucking. Shit

brazen basalt
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that jar is what started jenkem rumors isnt it

tiny kite
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My God it's shit brown water

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"ya know what, I'm not a fan"

Yeah. Maybe don't use a lb of fucking seasoning and a massive cup of salt

brazen basalt
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i could screencap that jar and tell someone it's sewage and i dont think theyd question it

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oooh i know what im gonna do

tiny kite
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"so that's hour you pickle it"

No. It's not lmfao

brazen basalt
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gonna clip that jar, send it to mrs sach, say are these real pickles

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if she kills me, it will be justified

tiny kite
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He fed them to his son!!!!!

brazen basalt
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w h y

tiny kite
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literally every taco bell bathroom toilet

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That jar has to be like 50% sodium

brazen basalt
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had to eat a few real pickles to palette cleanse there

tiny kite
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Honestly would love a pickle right about now

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I'm too drunk to actually walk to the gas station tho

brazen basalt
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oof

tiny kite
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It's like 3am anyways lmao

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Just went for a 5 mile walk while drinking a hard lemonade lol

brazen basalt
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yknow ill say this much for jack

tiny kite
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That's it?

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Lmfao.

brazen basalt
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at least he's not...what's her name

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uh

tiny kite
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Kay?

brazen basalt
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yea that one

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brain keeps shutting her out XD

tiny kite
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Yeah. He's a better cook than Kay

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Still cooks raw food. But Kay is like.... A whole different tier

brazen basalt
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like his cooking is odd but more funny than sad. kay just...worries me

tiny kite
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The microwave burger and raw chicken was pretty bad tho

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But he's dedicated, I'll give him that

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Kay's Cooking is more a depressing look into mental illness

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Jack is just kinda dumb but dedicated

brazen basalt
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yea :/

tiny kite
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Jack's like a guy who likes to watch cooking shows and aspired to be a hit TV chef but just..... Isn't.

brazen basalt
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heart's in the right place (when it's working)

tiny kite
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Yeah. Can't fault him for that. Most of us don't have even half the amount of dedication he does

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A decade of getting hate and being on the worst cooks compilations but he's still going despite it all. Doesn't care. Most woulda quit

brazen basalt
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he says this without a shred of irony, i love his enthusiasm

tiny kite
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Lmao

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His bbw sauce is similar, "best sauce you'll ever taste"

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*bbq. Wtf my phone correct bbq to bbw

brazen basalt
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the only vid of his i genuinely dont like past a certain point is that community cook-off one. it's painfully obvious the people there are headpatting him :/

tiny kite
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Yeahhhh ...

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Everyone knew which one was his and probably wanted nothing to do with it too

brazen basalt
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then again, feeding year-old brisket to kids, i gotta wonder

brazen basalt
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i dont like kids. loud, weird, chaotic balls of life-destroying noise. but i wouldnt poison them, jack

tiny kite
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It's dry aged. You just don't understand

brazen basalt
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so dry it's practically crisp with frost!

tiny kite
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Had he left the meat out. It may have been salvageable

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Well, and the entire pint of beer

brazen basalt
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lol

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oh no. im watching "lazy chicken nuggets"
first thing i see is canned chicken, and i immediately get "poor in barrio" flashbacks XD

tiny kite
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Canned chicken....

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How low in life do you need to be?

brazen basalt
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the food bank gave us that canned chicken. it had a white label, with the block fonted words: whole chicken in black.

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it was technically chicken, to their credit

tiny kite
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I member having to go to a food bank.... Oh man. Childhood

brazen basalt
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good? no. edible? barely. toxic? possibly. but it was chicken

tiny kite
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You can buy an entire rotisserie chicken for just a few bucks tho. Canned chicken is so bleh.

brazen basalt
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dont even know where that white label shit comes from and that scares me XD

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yea srsly

tiny kite
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When big companies need to get rid of Scraps they probably bin it in a lower tier product to sell to government, prisons, and food banks.

brazen basalt
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wouldnt doubt it

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oh my god

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this "keto" lazy chicken nugget recipe was going kinda sorta normal for awhile

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but then half a pound of shredded cheese
a whole block of cream cheese
what looked like a min. 8oz of shredded mozzarella

tawny timber
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alright im back time to finish the pickle video

brazen basalt
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there's a worse one, cap

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he did three

tiny kite
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We're beyond pickles now

brazen basalt
tawny timber
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have u guys seen the ultimate one

tiny kite
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That last pickle one was pretty rough tho

tawny timber
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my favourite jack video of all time

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the thing he creates in this video almost made me throw up

tiny kite
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Lol yeah. I've seen that. That's rough af

brazen basalt
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isnt sure his sriracha sauce is still good
so he has to taste it

tiny kite
brazen basalt
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btw it has colors no sriracha should ever have

tiny kite
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Aw yes. I taste test all my rotting food

brazen basalt
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its the only way to be sure 🤣

tawny timber
#

ew wthufhsdifashbpfibg

brazen basalt
#

im not surprised he likes this. theyre chicken "breaded" in cheese.

tiny kite
tawny timber
#

what

brazen basalt
#

yea that's the stuff, cap

tiny kite
#

Uhhhhh

brazen basalt
#

looks like its started to separate

tawny timber
#

its ok tho, he neutralized it with mayo

tiny kite
#

Thiccracha

tawny timber
#

honestly

#

i would eat the shit out of these nuggets

#

with good sriracha of course

tiny kite
#

I'd have to be literally dying to eat those

#

Ok. It's 3 am and my dog is snoring up a storm. So imma go and join her and have nightmares of pickles and canned chicken

brazen basalt
#

o/

#

mmm...pickled chicken

tiny kite
#

Fuckin dick

lusty spruce
#

You might be laughing at me all you want now but my friend fries chicken breasts, puts them in a jar with some sort of solution and leaves them for couple days. It does taste amazing ngl

tiny kite
#

Piss. It's piss

tranquil quarry
#

Ew

clear geyser
#

How do you know how chicken marinated in piss tastes like? 🤨🤨🤨

nimble apex
#

Mf I just saw mr beans car

sick bloom
#

That's still not correct, it's closer but not there

tulip isle
weak schooner
#

Hey pls add me on discord if you wanna talk vrcVard

untold ingot
#

no

jovial marsh
#

😅⃤ 😅⃤ 😅⃤ 😅⃤😅⃤ 😅⃤ 😅⃤ 😅⃤

versed roost
#

anyone on here

#

why is there no one in the video chats

lusty spruce
#

the what

plucky orbit
#

I think they mean the vc

#

Nvm i dont think there is one here...

lusty spruce
#

there is none

#

vrc is the vc

tulip isle
#

@nimble apex ^ check your door

worldly vessel
nimble apex
#

paul I beg you this must be harassment

#

with frogs...

tulip isle
stray atlas
#

is it true that the index cable can break easily? i saw it in a video. if so, how can i prevent this from happening?

remote whale
versed roost
#

vrc is the vc

#

makes sense

viscid kraken
# tulip isle

she’d just get angry when you don’t stay up with her ck_RanPout

stuck crest
#

oh yeah borderlands 3 is free on epicgames

vale niche
#

epic

balmy lion
#

BL3 kind of got annoying after awhile.

#

The whole "item score" BS is unnecessary.

#

Makes understanding which gun is better a lot harder.

tranquil quarry
#

I've been wanting to get it

stable veldt
#

Well if that doesn’t make sense

#

Borderlands itself doesn’t make sense

balmy lion
#

#ot Borderlands night? Pog

vale niche
#

how big in filesize is it

#

I forgor to check when I got it from epic store

tranquil quarry
#

"ot" as in "ocarina of time"?

balmy lion
#

Nono. That's OoT.

#

Don't give me that look.

stuck crest
#

ah yes love it when a game is updating and literally everything you do is slow down

#

browsers loading slow

stuck crest
vale niche
#

too big to download in a day PepeHands

worldly vessel
stuck crest
#

where do i go do that

worldly vessel
#

Which game client is that?

stuck crest
#

oh that is epicgames launcher

worldly vessel
#

That has a traffic limiter in it somewhere

stuck crest
#

i can say that when steam updates a game, it doesn't slowdown my google chrome tho so its odd

worldly vessel
#

A isn't B

stuck crest
#

alright i'll look into it

worldly vessel
#

Neither does "i think" have anything to do with statistics.
Nor is this a VRChat channel.

minor perch
#

Okay Paul

#

I'm sorry bout that Paul

valid fable
# tulip isle

I'd stay up with her but only bc I can't sleep anyways 😪

stuck crest
#

hm...

tranquil quarry
#

borderlands is now mine

#

incredibly it also runs on mac apparently lol

#

and proton says it works fine in linux

stuck crest
#

02Shrug free is free

nimble apex
#

They get adopted!

#

wouldnt they lose all their old freedom and gotta do new things if the new parent is bad-

balmy lion
#

Test, play with me

tranquil quarry
#

play what

balmy lion
#

Borderlands.

tranquil quarry
#

sure, but not right now it's 3am

tulip isle
stuck crest
#

@sick bloom don do you have any good headphones/headset suggestions for pc gaming?

#

mine broke just now so i can no longer use any headset for pc gaming or for discord

sick bloom
#

Well any requirements like a mic etc?

stuck crest
#

i prefer the mic to be more flexible

remote whale
#

If you've got the budget, the Astro A40s are a sweet package

stuck crest
#

how does it look like

remote whale
stuck crest
#

Oh i prefer flexible mic, but i won't doubt your preference

remote whale
#

How flexible you thinking?

stuck crest
#

kinda like a string ish

remote whale
#

Ooohhhh, more like the steelseries arctis pro wireless

stuck crest
#

similar to this

#

ones that you can move the mic nearer to your mouth

worldly vessel
#

Gooseneck's

#

They don't age well on many adjustments tho

#

Cheap ones.

remote whale
#

Ahhh, so the A40 is flexible, you can eat it if you'd like, but not as flexible as the goosenecks

stuck crest
#

really? oh

remote whale
#

If I had my mic I'd take a pic and show you but I use a boom mic

worldly vessel
#

Often cheap goosenneck's lose stiffness on many use which eventually leads to first always dropping down a bot on movement till eventually not holding.

remote whale
#

Talk to your doctor if that happens to you

lusty spruce
#

boom arm is where it's at

remote whale
#

Never going back to a headset mic... uhh, index excluded

worldly vessel
#

If you have a shelf next to yo, a over head static install can also be nice. cirISee

lusty spruce
#

I have a behringer c-1 and I love it

remote whale
#

I almost went the behringer route, but opted for the rode podmic

lusty spruce
#

and for vr I use snab ep-101m

worldly vessel
#

bleh

lusty spruce
#

hey they are going for good couple years now

worldly vessel
#

bleh

lusty spruce
#

you're bleh

stuck crest
#

so any suggestions?

#

my budget is $100

worldly vessel
#

bleh

#

Rob a bank and come back

tranquil quarry
sick bloom
#

Me with my akg k371

stuck crest
#

well excuse me for not using over hundreds of dollars for a pc headset

#

i just think that alot of those expensive headsets are also as broken as the cheap ones

remote whale
fast pelican
#

they did not last very long at all, pretty disappointed

sick bloom
#

mine are still going strong

stuck crest
#

which one is it don, can i see

sick bloom
#

Eh you wouldnt want them fooner, they're like proper studio headphones which are expensive and have no mic

stuck crest
#

how can you play without mics omgosh

#

well technically streamers buy their own headset separately and buys a mic stand

vale niche
#

people that buy headsets without mics use extra microphones

stuck crest
#

yeah thats what i thought

sick bloom
#

can confirm

vale niche
#

I bought the hyper x cloud2 because it has a mic that you can take off when you don't need it, which is most of the time, or put it back on the headset when I need it, for example when using it for vr (because wmr doesn't have built in audio)

sick bloom
#

skissue

#

I should probably use my logitech g935 for vr though

#

wireless headset with a decent mic and good enough sounds

tiny kite
#

I use my open back Sennheisers with a lapel mic

remote whale
#

Logitech is usually pretty good bang for buck

worldly vessel
vale niche
#

on my old headset you could fold it up, and it sometimes got in the way (even if very rarely)

#

so completely detaching it is good, atleast for me

worldly vessel
#

How

vale niche
#

sometimes the cable tangled up on it (don't ask what weird motions I did to achieve that)

remote whale
#

Detachable also means easily replaceable

tiny kite
worldly vessel
#

And wornoutable

#

That's a new word now cirBox

remote whale
#

If you lose your headset mic, clean your desk, lol

tiny kite
#

My lapel mic was 9$ on Amazon and sounds great with a dead cat on it

vale niche
#

or when I'm trying to rest my head on my arm while wearing a headset, I couldn't do that with the flip-up mic because it was in the way

#

now with the detachable, I can rest my head on my arm

worldly vessel
#

Well the solutions is

#

Don't

vale niche
#

I'm lazy cat_oof

remote whale
#

Actually, we're missing the true solution here

#

Reject headset mics and join the boom gang

tiny kite
#

I once mounted a røde video mic pro onto the front of my Rift S. Sounded super nice.

remote whale
#

Rode works magic for bang for buck in that prosumer/smb audio space

tiny kite
#

Yeah. Only like 200$

vale niche
#

"only" monkaS

tiny kite
#

My 9$ lapel mic sounds like 80% as good though lmao

worldly vessel
#

Rode & Bang for the Buck is very far

#

Rode is expensive AF

remote whale
#

What

worldly vessel
#

It's not bad gear, but it's not Bang for the Buck

remote whale
#

Compared to like... proper professional audio gear, it's very cheap

tiny kite
#

Yeah. I cared more about the form factor and weight since it was mounted on my D800E when I did photography for the government

#

Since it was light I just said fuck it and mounted it to my headset later lol

worldly vessel
#

Sure, it's cheaper then a Neumann, duh. But that's not really hard. cirBox

#

There's much more expensive ones, but also cheaper ones.

#

Rode is okay, but definitely already in the pay for brand range and not a bang for the buck brand at all.

remote whale
#

I disagree, my work has shown me otherwise, haha, but that's ok

worldly vessel
#

Again, there is much more expensive, yes.

#

But also less expensive bang for the buck stuff

remote whale
#

The cheaper stuff i found always had some wicked drawbacks, where rode got nearly to the higher-end of quality for 50% or less of the cost

worldly vessel
#

I dunno what gear you tried and which products you tried to cross compare cirBox

remote whale
#

To be honest I couldn't tell you either, AV was just part of my job and it was all a blur, lol

worldly vessel
#

Like a NT USB (150€) can be rivaled with most decent 30-50€ condensers + 50€ Interface
And the interface route will also give you more options / benefits like a probably better output device then you have ATM cirBox

#

It's still not a bad mic or price deal

#

But Bang for the buck be somewhere else. cirBox

remote whale
#

Hmmm, it's dawning on me that a lot of rode's lineup is more $$$ than I realized. Why would anyone buy an NT USB when you can get the podmic or another condenser + DAC for the same price

worldly vessel
#

Now you understand me. cirBox

#

It's still not bad / overpriced gear, but it's good in there.

remote whale
#

I have learned the error of my ways

worldly vessel
#

A "cheap" USB mic i personally can recommend is https://www.thomann.de/de/superlux_e205umkii.htm
(Only MKII not the first version.)

remote whale
#

Ahh, Canada, 2x the price for electronics for no real reason

stuck crest
#

fricken ass, no good headsets on amazon

balmy lion
#

What's your budget?

stuck crest
#

$100

balmy lion
#

Hmm... I can recommend one.

stuck crest
#

okay, i'm opened to suggestions

balmy lion
#

Do you care about "gamer-y" looks?

stuck crest
#

nope

balmy lion
#

Mkay. USB or 3.5?

worldly vessel
#

They asked good.
That'd be counter productive cirBaka

remote whale
#

Link them the pink cat ear rgb headphones

stuck crest
#

either is fine

stuck crest
#

its funny and cute

worldly vessel
#

And a lot of cancer in a box

balmy lion
sick bloom
#

24 bucks? that audio quality and material quality must be ass

balmy lion
#

This is what I used for a long time.

worldly vessel
stuck crest
#

how long did it last for you

balmy lion
#

Still working.

#

I just upgraded to a USB set. :P

#

Razer Kraken v3 Hypersense.

remote whale
#

Hyper X or the Steelseries Arctis series are good in that price range

stuck crest
#

i tend avoid razer products, but i don't hate them as much as apple

worldly vessel
#

But they're very close

balmy lion
#

Trust me, the sound on these suckers are *chef kiss* amazing.

#

Right out of the box.

stuck crest
worldly vessel
balmy lion
remote whale
#

Bring up the gods of reviews, Rtings

worldly vessel
#

I'm not an audiophile. That's Jamie

balmy lion
#

True.

worldly vessel
#

But i still value actually decent audio cirBaka

balmy lion
#

Him and his wall of uber-expensive headphones.

lusty spruce
#

Razer is just BASS

tranquil quarry
balmy lion
#

HA! No.

worldly vessel
remote whale
#

Just 2 dummy thicc subs strapped to your ears

balmy lion
#

A channel I recommend watching for headset reviews is The Techne.

worldly vessel
#

A place i recommend for headset reviews is... going to the store and try them

stuck crest
#

the techne, why does that name sound so familiar

vale niche
balmy lion
stuck crest
#

the default headsets at tech store like bestbuy are all bad

#

even if they are rgb

worldly vessel
#

Go... to a actual audio caring store cirBox

vale niche
#

rbg = unneeded price increase

stuck crest
#

exactly nico

vale niche
#

no matter what product

balmy lion
#

I don't have one near me. D:

lusty spruce
worldly vessel
#

As long as the "soup" is DEEP who needs clarity, right? cirBaka

remote whale
#

The amount of stuff you hear with good headphones is mindblowing

balmy lion
#

The new drivers on the v3 Krakens are pretty damn nice.

stuck crest
chrome turtle
#

these bad boys

balmy lion
#

$152

chrome turtle
#

actually good

#

think they're both good but yeah pref m40

stuck crest
#

i don't know how you guys can spend over $100 for a pc headset damn, you guys must be rich or something

remote whale
#

I'd of gone with one of the AT headsets if I wasn't obsessed with the game/voice channels and quick adjust you get with the astros

chrome turtle
stuck crest
#

if i wasn't poor, i wouldn't disagree

remote whale
#

I remember the days of using the logitech chat headset for gaming

worldly vessel
#

Given you're sitting in front of a hundreds of $ machine with many $ monitors, a decent keyboard also going up that much. And so on cirBox

remote whale
#

$14.99 and you could change the colour

worldly vessel
#

Given that a headset is a headphone and mic combination, 100-200$ ain't even that much for something decent. cirBox

stuck crest
#

well technically i bought all of these all in one-go plus coupons and sales

#

if you link me a $100+ headset that are on sale right now, i will check into it for sure

fast pelican
tranquil quarry
#

haven't tried the 700 tho

fast pelican
worldly vessel
#

cirSlain but why

#

Why would you pay so much money for a unpractical not even TKL keyboard.
And to make that clear, while i already dislike TKL, less then TLK is actually trash cirBox

stuck crest
#

So paul like this one. Originally $129.99 but half off to $64.99.

remote whale
#

Mx silver is amazing

worldly vessel
#

The key mechanism also comes in proper keyboard's, and not 60% only cirBox

wise falcon
#

i like having proper number pads on my keyboards

worldly vessel
#

Same

#

But if people are weird and want TKL, then what ever let em do.

remote whale
#

Same, I can't go without the numpad

worldly vessel
#

But less then TKL is just plain ridiculus cirSlain

wise falcon
#

who needs keys amiright

remote whale
#

Corsair K70, chonky boy

wise falcon
#

ive had a corsair k55 since like early 2019 or so vrpill

nimble apex
#

It should be around the same price I believe

stuck crest
#

wireless or wired

nimble apex
#

Fooni depends

#

I remember the Kraken V3 Ultimate is wireless

stuck crest
#

i'm asking for your preference

nimble apex
#

Preference ah. Wireless

#

You have no idea how comfortable it is to just stand up from your chair with no wires

#

man its the dream

stuck crest
#

but why would you stand up tho? rage or something?

nimble apex
#

Cob is old and still dont understand wires can go away

remote whale
#

Wired keyboard 100%

#

It rarely moves

nimble apex
#

spinning your chair around

stuck crest
#

@nimble apex alright what do you think of this one?

remote whale
#

Oh, for headsets, wired for sub $100, to get something wireless that sounds good you need to spend $$$

nimble apex
stuck crest
#

is that so?

remote whale
#

I mean, I say that but it is also subjective

nimble apex
#

I believe you should check out RandomFrankP for his reviews on stuff Fooni

subtle stag
#

This is clearly the best headset money can buy.

stuck crest
#

whos that

nimble apex
#

A youtuber who reviews tech

remote whale
#

Maybe you're ok with what you get with a $70 wireless headset

stuck crest
#

maybe

nimble apex
#

Trust me bro

#

to me though. Nari Ultimate is my favorite headset

stuck crest
#

what is a nari ultimate

nimble apex
#

a razer headset

#

its wireless, It can activate giga shaking on your head

#

lots of comfort and space around the ears

remote whale
#

Omg, I forgot that thing existed

stuck crest
#

hold on a minute, doesn't wireless headsets comes with batteries?

nimble apex
#

my issue about it though is the battery life because I just dont charge my headset when I dont use it so I have to charge while using it

stuck crest
#

ye

nimble apex
#

You charge the battery up with the cable

#

all wireless headsets come with two cables I believe one for charging one for wired connection

#

I broke my wired cable...

worldly vessel
#

Wireless without a plug less station can go away

nimble apex
#

ye

#

Nari Ultimate when it needs charging it makes an annoying constant sound soo either keep charging it when not using it or find another headset

#

RandomFrankP does do best headsets of the year for each year tho

#

sadly he doesnt compare to previous years but only for the year only

remote whale
#

For comparisons, legit, check out rtings

stuck crest
#

alright wishlisted the headset i needed according someone. So now we play the waiting game until i receive my income.

nimble apex
#

damn

stuck crest
#

So for now i will go mute until next month.

nimble apex
#

which one

stuck crest
#

HyperX Cloud II

nimble apex
#

not a bad choice

#

I hope the microphone is good for your sake

stuck crest
#

well thats what this other guy was saying

nimble apex
#

like a microphone test on youtube. Normally in review videos

stuck crest
#

its pretty solid

nimble apex
#

id listen to it first

faint hearth
obtuse plume
fast pelican
#

Just an FYI to people. Some Discord bots are really dumb and can not tell an escaped everyone ping from a real one. This was the result in another server from trying to explain to another user that pinging everyone is disabled...

#

The mute got removed, but thought I'd share that so someone else might learn from this and not do what I did lol.

stuck crest
#

not a vrchat channel

tiny kite
valid fable
#

Inventor question: can anyone think of sensory modalities that we don't quite use that could be repurposed for other things? Trying to come up with a non invasive speech to "sensory input" translator for the deaf, and curious what senses I could use

#

The best that I've been able to think of is our sense of touch on our backs because we don't really need to feel touch on our backs all that often in daily life, so I was thinking I could make some kind of haptic system there

#

Although I wanted to see if anyone else had ideas

valid fable
worldly vessel
#

What do you wanna use the system for. cirThink

#

By that i mean, which applications. Generally VR? Limited to certain types?

valid fable
#

Well from what I understand, given enough time the brain can very heavily adapt to use one sensory input in place of another (at least, sort of)

tiny kite
#

How about a system that just punches them in the face using Morse code?

valid fable
valid fable
tiny kite
#

A haptic vest of some kind might be the most practical for vr use

#

But man idk. Sounds complex

worldly vessel
worldly vessel
#

In which case i dunno if there is anything helpful really

valid fable
worldly vessel
#

I dunno if deaf can tell directional sound sources by the vibrations on the body it self.
Maybe something like a mic belt around that can translate sound sources to get some kind of directional awareness

valid fable
#

ooo i was actually reading a paper about whether or not haptic sensations on the waist affect gait/positional awareness

tiny kite
#

Shock collar with 360° probes

valid fable
valid fable
# worldly vessel I dunno if deaf can tell directional sound sources by the vibrations on the body...

very true, it would take a lot of adapting. then again im thinking it would work on the same principle that something like cochlear implants work. from what i understand, people with cochlear implants dont actually have their hearing fully restored, but are able to hear differences in pitch and frequency, and then the brain overtime (with therapy and practice) adapts to be able to combine it with other senses (such as vision for lip reading) to be able to understand speech somewhat

#

so in a sense the problem is already solved, i guess im just wondering if i could come up with a cheaper and less invasive way that could be cool project :D

worldly vessel
#

thing is that deaf isn't always just deaf

#

if you have deaf blind people, then such a proximity sound ring could again be a much more interesting thing

valid fable
#

Hmm very true, there's a lot less options out there for people with issues with multiple senses

#

Which means more room to improve

fast pelican
#

SME is very very aggressive with this.

worldly vessel
#

Ofc

#

Sony be like that

#

Same as the other big players normally cirBox

valid fable
#

Umg moment

worldly vessel
#

Jup cirBaka

pseudo jetty
#

nerds

worldly vessel
pseudo jetty
#

Wdym back

#

I just got home 10 mins ago

worldly vessel
#

Oh. cirOwO

#

Time for bed then. cirComfy

pseudo jetty
#

I wanna party

#

But like vrcs dead

chrome turtle
#

I'll revive it

#

after I eat burg and get home

jovial marsh
valid fable
#

The watch thing gives me an interesting thought as well, perhaps things don't need to be translated so much as just a little extra detail added to what people are seeing with the lips

jovial marsh
valid fable
#

Perhaps something that kinda works like visemes in vrchat, where it listens to the audio and separates it into different syllables/mouth "shapes"

jovial marsh
#

That's be really neat if we could do that 👀

#

Ah shit we in offtopic

#

God damn it I have sinned

#

There.. unspecific vr social game

valid fable
#

not a vrc channel angery

valid fable
#

also very helpful irl if covid and masks ever come back lmao

jovial marsh
#

I'm not an antimasker but oh my goodness, masks are hard. How to read lips if I cannot see lips.

I've seen clear masks tho, so nice

valid fable
#

very true, basically impossible to read lips 😔

jovial marsh
#

Best part is when someone with a mask who doesn't know me and assumes I can hear comes up to me speaking and I just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do

valid fable
#

im just thinking about my daily life, like when my parents are trying to get my attention they yell at me and i already know what direction to go in to see them, just knowing the direction of the loud sound could be really helpful for a deaf person

#

(then again if it was me id rather not so that my parents cant yell to get my attention anymore lmao)

valid fable
#

we use loud noises to warn of lots of things whether man made or in nature

jovial marsh
#

A lot of HOH people can hear what's being said but don't have directional hearing as well

valid fable
jovial marsh
valid fable
#

noooo

#

you trying to tell if the vibration on your left is from your parents yelling at you or a tornado siren

jovial marsh
#

Exactly

#

Who knows 😂

valid fable
#

invention comes in steps tho CatRelaxed it can always be made more specific in the future

#

id imagine a tornado siren would trigger vibrations all across the belt, vs a yell only being one side. i should talk to some of my sound engineering friend on how directional audio mics work

jovial marsh
#

Hm yeah that would make sense. Something louder like that should cause much more of a reaction

#

.
I made food because I wanted an excuse to eat hot sauce and didn't feel right eating it plain lmao

fast pelican
#

I just drank dihydrogen monoxide

jovial marsh
#

Lucky

#

I want some

#

But I'm too lazy to get up

#

Nevermind I'm gonna be responsible and go drink dihydrogen monoxide

valid fable
#

just finished my micro plastics 😋

fallow osprey
balmy lion
#

I can't tell if he's horribly Canadian or lightly Irish.

fast pelican
#

Canadirish

balmy lion
#

I am now reminded of the Canadians in Dumb & Dumber To. KEK

stray atlas
#

what frunk mods and accessories for the index should i absolutely get?

faint hearth
#

i mean there isnt much

#

some people get a usb hub in there

fast pelican
#

You could measure engine displacement in cubic terameters if you wanted to, but it'd be a pointless pain in the rear.

worldly vessel
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@dull saddle this is NOT a VRChat channel.

tawny timber
subtle stag
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I think I'm about to eat myself into a coma.

sick bloom
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I think I just completely fucked my Twitter account

subtle stag
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You probably did yourself a favor, really.

sick bloom
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Nah I don't follow that side of Twitter

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I just have lewd art, normal art, and friends and etc

tiny kite
subtle stag
subtle stag
tiny kite
fast pelican
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I once used it to reply to Notch and he replied back

subtle stag
chilly kraken
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Vrchat

jovial marsh
chilly kraken
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My question still hasn’t been answered

jovial marsh
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Oh waw ur in that screenshot

chilly kraken
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Omgggg loook vrchat lol get trolled

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(it’s not even vrchat)

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It’s a picture of me and a friend

wise falcon
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is it though

dull hound
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yoooo

tulip isle
dull hound
tulip isle
uneven fulcrum
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is there a way to use passthrough with guardian turned off?

chilly kraken
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Developer mode bullshit

uneven fulcrum
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or at least use it with guardian without it going away when I leave the area?

uneven fulcrum
earnest ingot
tribal folio
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Hmmm

wise falcon
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its just the new secret light theme trollface

tiny kite
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Light theme? More like no.

lunar thistle
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Anyone recommend a good $20-$30 VR a game I could try out? I just bought Subnautica and I was extremely dissapointed... Refunded the game and now I'm looking for something else

valid fable
# jovial marsh

Ur in that screenshot too 🤨🤨🤨📸

jovial marsh
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What will I ever do if I can't be a public disturbance and nuisance to this server

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Life purpose=destroyed

valid fable
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:(((( ok i will keep it secret

jovial marsh
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it is much appreciated

tranquil quarry
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Also the mecha one

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Vox machinae

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Terrible human animations, but still fun game

subtle stag
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@hoary venture

raven tiger
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This discord android update is weird

jovial marsh
raven tiger
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I think it changed to ios version

lusty spruce
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Yep

raven tiger
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It looks more laggy and broken my opinion veiShrug

lusty spruce
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That was their goal. To strip down android discord and use the ios version instead

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Which will run horribly

raven tiger
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By pressing it looks like everything teleporting and laggy