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we need firmware updates

Next week marks my 19th
19th week?!
Year
o
I am turning 19 in one week
grats 😄
pogger
level-up day
Yeah I am hoping everything goes well
He is tiny creature still
Took the whole week off
still not reached the diminishing returns levels
Friends are organizing a party for meeee
everyone around here's missed my birthday twice
and its lovely, i enjoy it immensely
woot party
they better get u a cake
i will throw hands if they dont
Its online
:O
This years been great
Although my amount of free time has been cut down a lot
I got a job, learned programming, made friends and created some cool stuff
killin it 😄
I know c:
"The gay train is coming whether you like it or not, so, either stand behind the yellow line or get blasted by it." - Stanzi 2022
(Quote altered a little to keep it clean)
good job paci
I should likely eat something
Taking care of ones health is important
If you are in this chat and have not eaten soon or hydrated yourself, please do so

i will have 1 chip
i would but it is 4am so i will eat in 6 hours
Sleep
Will eat after workout, 
yes yes i know
Please yall

I ate a big chocolate bar 
Take care yall or I be angy
I weight like 55kg don
Ill uninvite you /j
I weigh roughly the same I think
Paci and pum easily throwable
But I haven't weighted myself in a while
Same
Unironically a banger
https://open.spotify.com/track/1YPJmffu9n3gfTN64b2sel?si=c96d696938eb43c9
Bad paci
what
The highest I went was 78kg. Mostly due to eating junk food daily
Its a good song
S m h
highest i got was 58 i think
As soon as I was forced to drastically change my diet I went down to 62
but i was going to the gym so not eating a few times i'd drop back down
I'm around 90 somewhere
but gym stinky
Big man
fat boy
False
Also most of my prefabs reached have reached 100 downloads now
nice
somewhat crazy to think about
Phat
I wanna make more stuff but no ideas
if you keep making stuff you're bound to get people to download it 
Can you stop shaking your head or at least tell me what's wrong you smol germ 
S m h
Also beat my first Rainstorm Run in RoR2 yesterday
still less than me
@lusty spruce how good are you ar ror2 btw
Decent I guess
which character?
im starting to get addicted to that game again since they released the dlc
Railgunner
What does decent meannnn
ay nice, railgunner is fun
I know a good part of items and have couple characters I know how to play with
Did you beat Rainstorm difficulty yet
(medium)
Wanna try later?
I have college today and tomorrow sadly
Tomorrows saturday
Yes?
Yikes
My college classes are on Friday and Saturday only

What
No fuck that
We had one fun mod to mess around called refightilization. Upon death it would change you to a random enemy and you can kill your friends. It completely broke out game and gave me and my friend like 7k hoofs and other items we had
Among us mod 
yeah, the among us mod
Sus

Don install the among us mod, NOW!
No
We had tracer, minecraft skin for miner, the attorney from that one game and something else I don't remember but we never used them
Don, I know this may be hard for you, but you need to vent don. You need to be sus

Don't force it if nothing comes to mind 
.
Now now let's not make it personal
Waw
smh
Imagine
guilty
nope

giv me one
mine
dumplings sooooo delicious
thats mine
Why did I actually fall for this for a second
Rhythm games & their communities always have the best april fools jokes idk why but its Always the rhythm games
Never had em before
I hate April 1st
Said Colt 45 and two Zigzags,
Baby, that's all we need
Did u do ur homework

Yes
There’s only one left 💀
Aren’t u the joker
u gonna addict ittt
true true true
dumplings r great 
Volume warning
I hate it when servers do this for april fools it drives me insane
I need to have my pings cleared at all times idk how people have 9+ constantly
no wayyyy its funny :D
ofc it isss
i dont have them often but when i do they r great
true true true
Who?
Literally who 
What?
Kung the maker of the fullbody beta with 10 trackers
The ik maker
Of vrchat ofc
I see

YES
whos kung
being in vc with people aint that special though
Good morning cuties. ~
Good morning 
How are you doing FPaul.
🅱️amie and F🅱️aul
I'm great. You?

Great too.
Relaxing with some comfy audio. :3

I'm just FPaul. The cutest chat mod around
While the first part is totally true, me Jamie is the cutest chat mod around. :3



so idk if yall play vrpoker but there is a free bundle chip for 100k
My school sure fooled people
Btw context for the bottom one. School announcer and me makes terrible jokes in the morning
sometimes uniform is gud tho..
I mean what should be banned is if someone wears a hentai hoodie. People have worn those before without getting caught
I canceld my vrchat+ subscription on oculus and want to run it from Steam. I play it on my PC.
But on my vrchat profile it still shows the old oculus supscription as active despite it not being active.
if you already paid for this month then it will end at the end of the month
I renewed it until the 1st of May and it still doesn't show it in my vrchat account page
@sharp pawn
I canceld my supscription before the next billing
dunno then

yeah for that its bad
for an environment like school it should not be allowed
here you'd get away with it because nobody cares
still have yet to see the best april fools joke

i forgor that it's april fools
same
gotta think of a prank
Pum being a lil nerd
bruh
Gawd damn Pum became an edgy eboy
bruh
Don't you dare to bruh me!
based
Hey, my GF and I are trying to get this in r/place next to furry_IRL at around 780,147. Anyone want to join us?
So far we kinda have the bottom left corner started.
who wants free candy


Hi
I got a prank it is ||...... ___,,,,,,||
true
wrong joker lol
society joker
Paul and Jamie switched accounts aaaaaa, my brain hurtie. 
you freaking got me
i take back my cute comment, yall are evil

😮
who

Don't take it back. It was a good comment
Dam nitro
I could get it for 3 months but my Xbox be a dipshit and i need a credit card to get it after the 3 months

hello chat i am here to talk about isopods
nothing is real. we don't exist.
isopod time, isopod time
we are just floating voices
i am an isopod and this deeply offends me

Isopods roll

i am here to talk POSITIVELY about isopods
this is against isopod culture, i am going to have to speak to your manager.
We are just floating consciousnesses that are in control of a sack of meat that do stupid shit
xDDD
the splungers
splunge
tbh i've only seen those in ohio. I've been to many other places in North america and i have not seen them. time to make everything ohio now
look at'em go
They somehow look so edited in
Why did the bike fall over?
it was two tired
heck
because you are off balance
the dude on top had ligma and died
what do you call cheese that's not yours
no
nacho cheese
nacho cheese
HELLO
yes
no
dont make me come over there
im going to pick you up and throw you
you are gonna know every joke i have and im gonna have to fight you xDDD
Guys why did the chicken cross the road
chicken
there's no punchline it just had to go to its minimum wage 9 to 5 job
No its because we didn't cook it
it didn't because it was sad 
why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
so he didnt get a hole in one or some shit
xDDD
its somethign about a hole in one
Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
anyways have you seen those golf ball holders that look like testicles
He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
Sorry if you're dead
I just farted hard

"it's still your turn"
What's brown and sticky?
a stick
I hit one of my brother’s friend’s head (near the temple) before. Somehow it hit him
Idk how
I was aiming for the hole and there was no wind
i prefer to have shredded wheat through my own shredder, just to be on the safe side.
My mans wanted it
You want me to send you that pic again to change your pfp
heck
no
Sus
this is your fault
states he just ripped ass hard
Immediately starts talking about poop
My dude. Go clean your pants
Because there was an arrow pointing down to the next person and the other person typed
And not you
So feel free to change back
Nah. Keep it. You're now pink furry thing.
xDD
weeh
waiting for vrchat to make an nft joke
newgrounds made an nft joke
im calling it right now, vrcat nft prank
non-fungible headpats
ready for headpats
i'm waiting to see what discord will do
forced light mode :monkas:
:monkas: indeed
i thought they deleted light theme
no lol, settings > appearance
I’m finding it a bit difficult to get immersed after I bought my first Headset

Technically not piracy if you have permission... not sure where this stands with rule 9 though.
Who wanna see I simp for
anyone building the vrchat logo on r/place
Yeah we gotta retreat the left border
where are y'all going to
Hey I have a friend who is look for a specific avatar can anyone help me out
Thanks
no chance there
anywhere close to a flags like no chance
shoutouts to the fact that the void, green lattice, and the rainbow returned
a bunch of stuf returned yea :3
there were gmt guys going through the austria flag with oneshot niko in it but neither r/austria or r/oneshot was having it
Yeah big comms cant be beaten
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/959308101054521434/959451110614134834/pixil-frame-014.png
this is what oneshots building with another community in the austria flag
Cross code
yee
I love that game
haven't heard of it before
what's it about
👀
hi fpaul whoops i mean jamie

oof VRChat got wrecked by rumania...welp back to defending the german flag 🇩🇪 :^)
I honestly haven’t heard of cross code either
Why
You dont really have a chance near any of the flags
Eh I guess but you never know, the VRchat logo could stay up longer then except
bruh
You mean this? :^)
Lamb of God - Wake Up Dead ft. Dave Mustaine (Official Music Video)
Lamb Of God join forces with Megadeth to remake "Wake Up Dead" - available at: https://Lamb-of-God.lnk.to/WakeUpDead
Lamb of God vocalist D. Randall Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and Willie Adler, bassist John Campbell and drummer Art Cruz recorded the Megadeth classic remot...
i clicked on paul and was very confused
IM DYING
what is this nep
Yes but now everyone in the discord server for VRchat r/place are now making a new plan


it's an isometric rpg about an mmorpg
it's really good if you like that style of game
has a good story and atmosphere
how will paul go in their box if paul is not paul
what if the real prank was that all this time Jamie and Paul were switched places but now they are not? So we just think its for today, but in reality they have been sussy imposters amongus this entire time? 
gonna have to ban eachother for impersonation, smh my head
I can't believe two members of staff are both impersonating staff
Oh no, i hope you feel better soon. Nya~
screm
Yay!

Since when is jamster german
robloxian

oh god what if its actually just sippbox pretending to be jamie
nobody would say that except sippbox
canadian pog

Maybe Jamie never existed and has been me all along
need me some Conspiracy Linking Brand™ red string for this
i got you chief
^ me irl
What would make you think that?
We’ll unravel the mystery eventually
unravel
this is a clue
we need to sneak a ball of yarn into the VRChat Office™
(i am providing good points)
just realized jamie and paul stole the thing we thought of earlier
Nya~ ?
I stole nothing
Except my hearth. 





nothing is wrong c:
Nothing sus here
nothing 
Normal like always
If this was among us, there'd be totally no impostors here
Atiash sus
Atiash is the impostor! 
What are you hiding from us Ati? Nya~



i read this in postal dude voice
what have i done
Oh? Sound's interesting. What is your theory? And who are you talking about Ati?
haha "ait"
WeeW solved the riddle, Atiash was actually Aitash all along


me solving this riddle

real identity leaked
just realized you can literally see the keys fly up
I can hear that gif
i can too
It has come to my attention that Jamie and FPaul are ||cute|| and that ||absolutely nothing is wrong here, no not at all please don't vote me out.||
was gonna say that lmao
that's right 
ati also cute
hesitantly lowers pitchfork
That sound's like a very honest and true statement.
I vote Nico.
no why me
i can still here the "bang bang bang bang pingpingping"
zuvali isn't green or purple, kinda sus if you ask me
(the "pingpingping" being the keys falling)
because you killed chicky 

I saw you vent 
no U 👀
AMONG
I saw your toast in one of those double vent's.
pingping you say?
I uhh...
was cleaning the vents, yea
I need 6 more friend requests
Nice
live weew reaction
i will contribute
Idk how y'all can exist with the notification icon above 0.
fun gamer tip:
1: enable pings for every message in the VRChat discord
2: make a post in #announcements
3:
my friend request icon number got to 12 once
that's the highest it's went
If it stays red long enough, it doesn't bother me anymore
it's at 9 rn

I reached 66 a bit ago but I had to accept one of them, and then a few other people revoked theirs for some reason
mooooreeee
ST
trolling
STOP
But why?
people with 5,492 emails unread be like:
and it's from one server!
So many servers I know do this, and it's the most unoriginal thing
It makes me angry
tomfoolery
when the
what if I make a bot that pings pea 420 times a second and let it run for 69 seconds
discord probably bans you for API abuse
that would result in 28980 pings, if all of them went through
ok how about 69 pings every minute, for 420 minutes
when dank memer bot gets hijacked
was it dank memer or mee6 that went rogue and started pinging everyone in every server
i forgot
no it's just one youtuber server that mods allowed to use at everyone for a bit
i remember one of the two started pinging eveyone in every server
multiple of the servers i was in started having everyone pings spammed at once
Aw man you and the other person switched back. Cringe
You want me to say it or just not say anything
I'm not quite sure.
Ok

think thonkin'
hi aitash
hi weewdiederich
there's so many italics it sounds like youre having voice cracks
lmao
it's so cool
the ammount of effort this takes is painful
Zuvali, are you okay? Nya~
hello goth gamer nation it is i samual hayden nya
me when i'm dizzy*:*
(purring.wav)

aaaaaaa
dang r/place logo is coming along nicely~
the H is sliding to the right
it's expanding
why is the H being targeted specifically lmao
everything else is mostly fine except for H
average G fan
average H enjoyer
Because some people aren’t in the loop for how the H should be
yeah it's too thin
ty
thinchat
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848410862292959242/958878871887962152/unknown.png
thanks for reminding me i made this
CHAT
discord be like:
now make the VRChat logo for desktop mutes
logo be like VRC𝐻𐌀T

now it's VRCHIT
The T has to move over next
pronounced this in my head as "vrshit"
lmao
everyone is just sitting on r/place getting the logo right lmao
I'm not nick, I'm Aitash
Yeah. What a weird thing to do. Changing your nick
sus detector is off the charts in here


Mhm 
Everything is normal. No idea what you're talking about
we did it, reddit
youre being WAY too nice for paul...
pog
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
i think
Put it in the blender
there is an imposter among us

Ah got you, Paul and Jamie mixed up
Are you doing okay today Sacheverell?
You seem a bit off today. 
Wanna hear mine
Sure
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
jamie would never directly ask that...

also it took way too long for "paul" to respond
I think this is true
oh hey, a meme
Facts
would be a shame if i
Yes. But related
baleeted it
Not a meme channel
It’s relTed to this
yes but im mean >:U
Is there a meme channel in that his server
No
there never will be.
online moderators generally follow the YAD school of moderation:
Yeet
And
Delete

Wanna take the blade for if anyone asks for a meme channel. Also getting all the haters
We have a school?
hey sach
meme channel when
ban
no
:sadge:
inb4 some boomer says lol the school of hard knocks
The ban blade
I usually go for DAB
Delete
And
Ban
https://open.spotify.com/track/7ovC65S6EK1dba4ZtqSTcF?si=n-gXkJYmRraxTCqRD4CSPQ&utm_source=copy-link
Then again my discords so dead I barely have to moderate anything
sadge
How about you invite me and then I can give you a reason. (This sounds sexual for some reason)
I need my explicit illicit rhymes while waking up.
it really doesnt, and now im concerned you think it is.

I’m concerned to myself tbh. I’ve watched to many traps that say bad shit

Balls

..........what
if youre a deviant, just say so lol
Like sexual bad shit
smh
Tbh I have no idea what that means
the ss13 clown is under our logo, as it should be
I’m going on 15
that and the logo is directly next to furry_irl
bab
Dam he got me there
I definitely approve of this.
Hey watch this. Balls
BALLS!?
I’m a comedic genius
Oh shut up

"i'm only a fan of real comedy"
the real comedy:
inb4 i need to make an off-topic bingo sheet as well
It more cursed
Just wanted to say serpentza is a huge role model to me.
Can someone change my server name to the fool. My stupid tablet won’t let me change my server name
One pixel out of perfection
Beans
Should be fine. It’s not an apple
shit u right
This baby will last me hours.
help I'm being bullied by the bot
Ha
[[big shot]]
nose
More like big [Hyperlink Blocked]
Hi there, Zuvali
patpat
I’m to lazy to go upstairs and grab my chrimbook
I’ve most likely have had worse
hi vrcbot
Hi there, WeeWDiedrich
such an edgy boi!!
it is time for food
patpat
sache change his name to "mr stinky"
C-milk is pretty cool too. -6 social credit
No like actually
see you get me
I’ve probably been called worse
statistically, someone's made alligator pizza
EhT
dunno how my brain got on that tangent
what
Idk
gator's pretty good tho
Hey I’ll keep whatever name you will give me for a week.
sorta kinda chicken-y. chewy. but good
chewing gum, but chicken flavor
pog
also the python pizza is, unsurprisingly, from a restaurant in Florida
Ok
airfry?
makes good etouffee too
Is that a fortnite reference
no
noo heck now I want crawfish etouffee
I had to because of the pfp
Meme?
perchance
Waw what the fooner doin
Crawfish are not worth the effort of cracking open.
I'll stick to lobbys
Now to wait

germany getting drunk 
as always
Yo what is that Pride flag
The flavor they can add to a broil though
is that a fucking cool s gradient hang on i gotta see this shit
Totally not making fun of stupid ass people
could go for some crawfish etouffee over rice now
aaaaaaa
was thinknig of this https://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/cajun/alligator_etouffee.htm
He’s back
oo heck, that looks good
but you cant get gator in this godforsaken wasteland of a country
there's a whole wall of cool S
mhm
its r/place, cobruh
Anyways as I said change my name to whatever you would like to and I’ll change it back on Wednesday
the absolute chaos that is the genshin logo
watch'em make a cool S out of cool S'es
oh my fucking god they're doing this in the top left again
Ew nevermind I can't stand reddit.
What part of it
Turn it black.
people are constantly trying to grief the trans flag but failing
Where is this thing
turkey flag got completely destroyed
Everyone and everything on that site.
probably
oneshot niko was struggling for a while but is now holding up really well actually
Beans
I'm highly surprised the 2b2t banner isn't griefed to hecc
that's literally what 50% of that server's playerbase is for
Imagine going through people's post history and targeting all their opinions and ideas and linking others to where people.co tradict themselves somewhere else.
Well I would say the p*rn/r34 subreddits must die and the people in them
That site needs to just get nuked.
people made a red man taking a piss on the italian flag
Rampant censorship meanwhile just endless nsfw/nsfl content
One year ago I remember taking this photo. Best day of my life
Nobody actually being constructive just trying to make witty comments.
It all needs the fire.
Hello VRChat, would you like to join an r/place alliance?
Maybe people will make dedicated forums for things they care about.
Well hear me out. Leave r/Alzheimers and r/memes
The first one is only one Garfield comic strip
And the second one is because I can’t get my memes from anywhere else
that is a really big shot
imagine if there were no griefers
long shot, rather
r/196 is doing great
bleh
The trans bunny?
thats spronkus or however you spelled it
unofficial official mascot of 196
Ha idk what that is
196 is a typical shitposting subs but people support the lgbtq there which is awesome
Ah
its got one rule: post before you leave
Hello
valorant kinda sus
Anyways who is past the tutorial. Totally did not take this picture last year during the summer
What is this on.
r/place
I need to know. (Not the subreddit)
It's literally the subreddit
i always like seeing stuff like this
Who gonna help with the trans flag. I’m not because I refuse to make a Reddit account. Also make it sans
Daft punk
More like. Sus
the one piece fans keep fixing the skull 
ourple guy
Noooo
I placed a teal tile and it got replaced a second later 
I like this little dood in the corner
awesome hearts
blue's back

s ans
rainbowroads also here who wouldve expected
the american flag is getting absolutely demolished by everyone ever

one piece fans are desperately trying to prevent the skull from turning into sans
they should let it happen
It will happen
the bottom left is sus ! 
me irl
How do you place a tile?
click the button at the bottom
After you select a course
- have a reddit account
- click on a tile, select a color, and click the check.
god please not the default twitch smile oh no
hololive getting attacked
oh good lord it really is
holodying :sadge:
the A's lookin' a little unown
I'm watching xqc watching r/place and the viewers are literally griefing everything he's looking at smh
guessing he was looking at the vrchat logo for a second, then.
@sick bloom i'm playing league of legends again
Ohno
the american flag is almost unrecognizable
it was nice knowing you fooner
why is the UI so loUD
bc reddit
bi-dop
b o o p
they literally have the worst video player i've ever seen what do you expect
lmao fair
reddit video player
@sick bloom okay which one do you think is worse, genshin impact or league of legends?
would you rather lose alot of money financially or deal with toxic players and can still play video games?
League
bingo! agree
genshin > league
the "you can place a tile again" sound is a jumpscare
you can only blame yourself if you have a bad time in genshin
are you rich by any chance?
have you seen how much shit in league can cost
no, but not as much as genshins price in-game
valid
you lose more money playing genshin than league
yeah but you lose more energy playing league than genshin
people in league are assholes and the match times are so long
uh...what? that makes no sense
no, that applies to all video games
i wont fight over it

genshit
right paul? all video games drains your energy
speaking of draining energy, how am I tried, I drank coffee like an hour and a half ago
Too little coffee for too much sleepyness. Nya~ 
ownd
Sleepy over powers coffee
I'm deciding how much Ativan is enough to go outside.
I haven't seen some people since pre plague.
I wonder whose gain a lot of weight lol
Or like whose single.
the american flag is being reparied on r/place
the americans woke up
(a fourth of it is still rainbow road tho)
the sans eyes are still trying to form
nevermind the american flag is being nuked again

the hivemind when they see a skeleton:

they're either trying to give it the sans eye(s), or gold teeth
would be interesting to see a heatmap of the most changed pixels lmao
because the eyes'd be up there
the american flag is now being all white
that and the green light on the roomba niko's on
it just flickered multiple times as i was typing this
sans nose
sans nose
pffT lmao
we were typing the exact same thing tf
vrchat discord hivemind when
now they're closing up the nose :monkas:
sploon
sqwed
did you guys hear that tortino has been hitting on little kids?
whos tortino
an avatar ccreator
if you have actual evidence of them doing so, head on to #moderation-reports
bet
What the
Secret weapon found out
My nitro is dying
That is not good. 
It isn't
Mmmm tasty gummy worm

@sick bloom i'm back!














