#vrchat-general-2

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drifting adder
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hah

tacit plank
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You can send links though

drifting adder
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I've got two fans

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jealous

charred wyvern
steady kraken
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ping is 22ms, down is 82 and up is 11.

tacit plank
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I've got a water cooler

ruby needle
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water cooling cirBaka

charred wyvern
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i've got probably at least 3 fans

steady kraken
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on phone.

safe prism
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my ping is 70 BECUASE AT&T HAS DUMB ROUTING

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aaaaaaa

vocal shard
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I blame Ajit Pai

charred wyvern
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i blame ddlc

tacit plank
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Air sucks. I need to get a cold every time I sit with my feet too close to my computer

vocal shard
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Pay for the Internet DLC

charred wyvern
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air doesn't suck

inner idol
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I pay for 25/10 VDSL. It's fast enough for me.

steady kraken
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idm payinf tbh

safe prism
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whatever fucking routes at&t likes to take into vrchat's dc (and a handful of other games) is so dumb it hurts

charred wyvern
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we suck air

safe prism
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i can literally use a VPN to make it faster by 60ms

tacit plank
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Wow

charred wyvern
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i'm so sorry

tacit plank
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Why are all american ISPs literally retarded?

vocal shard
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I don’t mean to be that guy, but shouldn’t we take this to random chat?

charred wyvern
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you answered your own question

safe prism
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limelight networks has comcast/charter-grade MPLS stupidity

tacit plank
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Should really

charred wyvern
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"american"

inner idol
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Presumably because the route to the VPN provider is shorter than AT&Ts

safe prism
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but if i EVPN to google cloud then go to whereever, works perfectly

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

charred wyvern
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evpn?

steady kraken
safe prism
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umum

charred wyvern
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what's the e for?

coarse crest
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:GWchinaMaikaWut:

tacit plank
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I have below 5ms to anywhere in the country, and stable half-gigabit lan

safe prism
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VPN but using router tech instead of like openVPN

charred wyvern
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ah

tacit plank
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It's like 80$ a month for the household. American ISPs are a joke compared

safe prism
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BGP fun fun

charred wyvern
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SHIYT BRRB

safe prism
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(the thing routers usually use to talk to each other to tell them what routes they have, EVPN setups tell other routers that the internet is this-a-way)

inner idol
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Why they don't do OSPF is mind blowing

safe prism
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

bleak tusk
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Does America use mostly fibre to the cabnet?

safe prism
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yes

inner idol
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Or DVMRP

safe prism
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charter/comcast both do that

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at&t, verizon, google, and a handful others use FTTH

tacit plank
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I need to read up on networking, you guys have lost me

safe prism
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IT'S ALL ACRONYMS

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ALL THE WAY DOWN

tacit plank
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I Googled them and still don't understand much

inner idol
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Actually I think DVMRP requires IPv6

safe prism
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all networking is literally just acronym memorization

inner idol
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Yes, alphabet soup

tacit plank
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My understanding of networking is computer->router->isp->some server

safe prism
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it's more like computer -> your router -> isp routers -> other routers -> more routers -> some server

inner idol
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@tacit plank the parts we are talking about are the intricacies of isp to some server

tacit plank
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Cool, the wiki page described how it works by using 10 new acronyms that I don't get

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Ah, I see

safe prism
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it's routers all the way down

bleak tusk
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We use a hybrid in Osaka, Which is Fibre to the cabnet then we use docsis 3.1 to the home

safe prism
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osaka~~

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kansai dialect is cute >u<

vocal shard
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To anyone who has been to Japan, how were onsens? Were they good?

inner idol
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Implying anyone who visits Japan goes to a public bath 😛

safe prism
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like 80% of my japanese friends are from kansai region and talk like that and thus i've been using it as i'm learning and the other 20% just give me weird looks like i'm literally the dumbest person alive

drifting adder
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I look forward to it

tacit plank
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So it's basically like driving somewhere as fast as possible (and avoiding traffic jams), but for internet packets instead of cars? 😛

inner idol
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That's a good analogy

safe prism
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YEAH

umbral reef
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what are we chatting about?

safe prism
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MPLS is like taking a plane

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you skip a lot of roads but you just don't realize they're around

charred wyvern
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k back :S

umbral reef
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Label switching GWnanamiMeguSmug im out

charred wyvern
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i spilled crushed ice all over my carpet and power strip

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no bad electricity things happened luckily

safe prism
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can kind of think of it as compressing routes down so you only see it enter and exit some complicated network

inner idol
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@charred wyvern please to be not electrocute

tacit plank
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Welcome back, you should disconnect what you can (while still being able to use your computer)

steady kraken
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idk how to read tjose number if it good or bad tbh

charred wyvern
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caffeine, ?

umbral reef
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@charred wyvern Should try touching inside the power strip with a pen or shit 👀

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Please dont

tacit plank
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Yeah?

charred wyvern
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was that welcome back not for me?

tacit plank
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Yeah, it was

safe prism
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BGP is like a map, there's some other similar technologies like OSPF and stuff but

charred wyvern
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my "?" was shorthand for "what?"

safe prism
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it's mostly BGP all the way down

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"border gateway protocol"

tacit plank
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Oh, you should disconnect the power strip with water in it

safe prism
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borders aren't a great name because you use them internally and externally

charred wyvern
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it was just ice

tacit plank
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Soon it's water 😛

charred wyvern
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i turned off the powerstrip and cleaned it off before it melted

tacit plank
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Ah that's good

charred wyvern
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wtf

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you thought i just left ice on my carpet and electrical stuff?

inner idol
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Isnt BGP just a stripped - down RIP?

safe prism
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ye

tacit plank
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I've spilt coffee in my power strip before without turning it off

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Because I'd have to turn off my computer 😦

umbral reef
charred wyvern
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also the public world approval staff stopped 2 worlds before mine

umbral reef
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How do you people not blow shit up or burn things down

charred wyvern
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shup oclac

vocal shard
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why do you keep that dab away

charred wyvern
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i have ninja-like regretflexes

inner idol
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I've never had a spill on my computer and I eat there often

safe prism
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like my net-eng team uses a complicated internal bgp layout with like.. routers every left right up down

charred wyvern
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i'm in a mental rut rn

umbral reef
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I cant even touch SMD components without breaking them because im so static
Im pretty sure if i ever spillen stuff in my power strip id just instantly die

charred wyvern
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been at cool leg all day

olive cloak
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IM BACK AND HAPPY SORRY

safe prism
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it's crazy owo

olive cloak
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GUESS WHAT MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME

safe prism
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a kiss

charred wyvern
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how rice of you to rejoin us

umbral reef
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work?

olive cloak
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mini 2 g ssd so I can make more keychains

charred wyvern
olive cloak
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Woooho and nu 😦 not work lul

inner idol
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@olive cloak paycheque?

charred wyvern
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ssd as in solid state drive?

olive cloak
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Wiggle shut it

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And yes

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^.^

tacit plank
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Cool

charred wyvern
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you need a ssd to make.. a keychain?

olive cloak
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I make keychains and stuff out of old P.C. parts

charred wyvern
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k

tacit plank
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I purchased a 512GB m.2 ssd. My motherboard can't see it though so that sucks 😄

olive cloak
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Just a hobby

charred wyvern
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ah

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what is your line of work though?

olive cloak
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I explained above dork

charred wyvern
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explain again dork

tacit plank
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Strange hobby, but also a cool one

olive cloak
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I work IT for a bank ez pz

charred wyvern
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k

olive cloak
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Engineering group is so sweet

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They just sent out an email p

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servers down ooops

umbral reef
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@olive cloak should start working for hospitals
You will make mad money in most countries doing that

charred wyvern
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what's an email p?

olive cloak
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Okay @umbral reef get me a new job then

umbral reef
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Welll

safe prism
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im a CTO of a small cloud/gaming networking company~~

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fun job

olive cloak
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Every job I’ve ever applied for I’ve always got

charred wyvern
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my dad works IT for a hospital and other clients

umbral reef
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if you are in the netherlands i can hook you up with the right peeps to talk to

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and some tech start ups that could need ya

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Else nah

olive cloak
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Word

safe prism
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<-- also knows like fuck all about networking compared to peers

charred wyvern
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i'm going into animation

tacit plank
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I'm thinking about going into programming

charred wyvern
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programming is fun

inner idol
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I worked IT in a hospital for 3 years

umbral reef
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I dick around with the machines in the hospital and claim to fix them GWnanamiSachiHeart
Nah i properly test them else i get like 20 groups running after me what the fuck i was doing and why i killed someone even though im at a internship

bleak tusk
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  • Gets horrible memory of packet tracers and VLANs *
olive cloak
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I love my job but

safe prism
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my job is just software eng, web dev, devops and design stuff

olive cloak
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I wanna keep singing on stream

safe prism
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and management

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fuck management

tacit plank
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But everybody is using stupid libraries

olive cloak
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That’s my true thing is to entertain

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And not be a stripper lulz

charred wyvern
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"i love my job, but i want to sing to strangers online"

umbral reef
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But all i really do is walk around because hospitals are big and we are stuffed away really far away from everyone else , writing millions of emails and papers and then some testing while its mainly just writing up the results

olive cloak
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^

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Yes wiggle

iron mortar
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I own a videogame company 😃 and i like to entertain in vrchat in my off hours

olive cloak
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^

vocal shard
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What company?

olive cloak
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I sing on tonight and in a talent thing on sunday

charred wyvern
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"i own a videogame company" is a very commonly falsified statement

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got a website?

olive cloak
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IF I GET MY ACCOUNT BACK

iron mortar
devout flower
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0.0 am i the only one is doing nothing related to IT or programming?

iron mortar
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you can look us up on steam

tough ether
charred wyvern
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seems legit

safe prism
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i know a lot of design/artists here

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

umbral reef
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@devout flower Well me but i do medical tech

old carbon
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@devout flower Im with ya! I work in insurance haha

umbral reef
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So i still am involved a lot with it

olive cloak
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ooo insurance

charred wyvern
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i feel like vrchat attracts a lot of artists

sand scaffold
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I'm a little of column A and a little of column B.

olive cloak
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Gimme gimme

iron mortar
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it does

safe prism
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it's helped me re-blossom my artistic side

olive cloak
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Yay

charred wyvern
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vrchat is like...

olive cloak
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I’m officially on vacation

iron mortar
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though i often feel i'm the only one in vrchat with a scratchbuilt avatar

umbral reef
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Got me back into photoshopping dumb stuff for models

olive cloak
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In 4 minutes

charred wyvern
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artists vs nine year olds, the game

iron mortar
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hehe

umbral reef
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@olive cloak HYPE

devout flower
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@umbral reef yay! I'm in biology

tacit plank
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Seeing an online chat with smart people is so weird, I think it's a first for me

olive cloak
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Yasss

safe prism
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one of my friends builds his own from scratch toooo

olive cloak
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@devout flower

iron mortar
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Nice RIce

sand scaffold
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scratchbuilt?

iron mortar
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got something nice planned for youre vacation

charred wyvern
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i made mine from scratch, but it's not well made

safe prism
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but it's not anime style, except if you count MMD parts for some of his others/mine

olive cloak
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24 hour stream

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Friday

iron mortar
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ah cool 😃

olive cloak
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And I swear if I punch my fan in vr again

umbral reef
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@devout flower Ayy neat
The plant or the human/animal side though

sand scaffold
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hmm, well I've been working on a piece together avatar for someone.

olive cloak
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I’m walking out

vocal shard
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If people want to increase their IQ they should watch Rick and Morty

charred wyvern
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i also made a floating head that uses unity's cloth sim

inner idol
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Art and computing are a left/right brain conflict

charred wyvern
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but rice

safe prism
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pretty easy for me idk

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

charred wyvern
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if you walk out you'll be strangled by your vr umbilical cord again

iron mortar
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my last stream attracted a grand total of 4 vierwers at the peak 😛

tacit plank
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I can't do art at all

sand scaffold
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I guess I have a couple that are 'scratch built', but I wouldn't say they are uh... very detailed.

olive cloak
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I strangle myself all the time

charred wyvern
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i use desktop unity_chan_dab

olive cloak
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Cause I run circles in full body

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Lol

old carbon
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You can only have a high iq if you are from Uganda “clicks clicks”

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🤣

charred wyvern
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i've got a dk2, but i can't run at a good enough framerate

sand scaffold
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lol

iron mortar
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I'm still waiting for my full body

tacit plank
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That's hot Rice

olive cloak
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The vive ya been good to me

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Has *

bleak tusk
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I work at a full time job laying in bed all day trying to get into recovery for crohns, I make a load of money doing it to, 0 an hour. 😃 🤔

charred wyvern
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you have to have an iq of at least 200 to understand uganda and bestboi

old carbon
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^

olive cloak
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It’s bad when my father asked about knuckles

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;-;

devout flower
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@umbral reef I'm doing fly genetics... A poor phd student

olive cloak
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But he also watches shroud and plays games so

charred wyvern
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i overheard the creator of bestboi the other day saying she's partnering with someone to make plushies

olive cloak
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Whatever

inner idol
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Memetastic

charred wyvern
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but some complex copyright stuff since the model is based off something someone else made

vocal shard
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I can’t play Sonic games anymore when Knuckles around because of the Uganda meme

tacit plank
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That sucks Tomoko

umbral reef
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@devout flower Wait fly as in the insect? What 😂

charred wyvern
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she said the goal of the best boi thing was to make plushies, and that more than anything in her life she wanted "a best boi plushie sitting on her bed"

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which sounds lewd out of context

iron mortar
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lol

olive cloak
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RICU IS DONE WORK HUG ME ;-;

charred wyvern
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this game's epic, sent

iron mortar
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hugs rice

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freedom 😛

umbral reef
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Cant we eat ya 🍚

charred wyvern
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how many people worked on this?

vocal shard
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Rice? I prefer ramen.

charred wyvern
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why not both?

olive cloak
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Why not both.

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😂😂😂

charred wyvern
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ha ninja'd

vocal shard
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That’s true.

olive cloak
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Carbs

charred wyvern
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when you compliment someone's content but get ignored

olive cloak
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Awh

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Poor wiggle

vocal shard
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White rice or brown rice?

olive cloak
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-punt kicks-

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Jasmine

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Rice

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^.^

safe prism
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yellow rice

charred wyvern
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oolong rice 👌 💯

olive cloak
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:0

charred wyvern
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they should make tea infused rices

olive cloak
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Stop my talking about my brothers and sisters

vocal shard
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Brothers you say? *clicks tongue

olive cloak
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We all have different dads !

charred wyvern
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but the same mom 😉

bleak tusk
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There is, its called Ochazuke

inner idol
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Mai bruddahs?

charred wyvern
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one mom, 13230 children

bleak tusk
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Rice + Tea

tacit plank
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Can you guys go back to sounding smart? I want to hang myself every time I hear about whatever meme might be popular

charred wyvern
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vrpill is our common mom

olive cloak
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I’m sorry caffeine

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Luff me@

vocal shard
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@tacit plank Can you tell me where I can get some ropes?

charred wyvern
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can we just agree to call vrpill mom as a community?

umbral reef
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wait isnt advert chan the mom here GWnanamiThinkingBTTV

inner idol
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Can we get some OSPF for de queen? runs

olive cloak
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Can someone drive home for me

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I’m just like not in the mood

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To deal with bad drivers

vocal shard
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Uganda’s player base is dropping. We have won the battle.

tacit plank
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Idk where to get ropes, and my ceiling can't support one anyways. Can barely hang a lamp up safely

olive cloak
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Wiggle what the tits

charred wyvern
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oof

olive cloak
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Do you know how to drive stick ?

tacit plank
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I have a car, but I don't have a drivers license yet

charred wyvern
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i can't even drive normal

olive cloak
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Lol

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Shit

charred wyvern
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i can barely drive a bicycle

olive cloak
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Guess you can’t drive the 86

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I can’t pogo stick either so we even

charred wyvern
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i'm to thicc to pogo sticc

olive cloak
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Omg

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Lol

charred wyvern
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well i'm not that heavy

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do they make adult pogo sticks? 🤔

tacit plank
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I was pretty good with the pogo last time I tried! Which is something like 13 years ago

safe prism
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yes

charred wyvern
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in a world

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where they have adult diapers, but not adult bottles

safe prism
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there are adult bottles

charred wyvern
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oh no

inner idol
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Or soothers?

green furnace
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hey rice

bleak tusk
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🤢

charred wyvern
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in a world

safe prism
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there are those too

inner idol
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Actually, those might exist scared

olive cloak
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Hey yes ?

charred wyvern
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where people make porn out of everything

safe prism
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rule 34

charred wyvern
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one man

green furnace
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sometime this year if im lucky enough to get the money for a computer and vr will you teach me to dance ;<

charred wyvern
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wants to take away net neutrality

olive cloak
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One grain of rice

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Yes

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I will

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I’ll dance when my account gets back

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Everyone feel free to join

charred wyvern
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what happened to your account?

tacit plank
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There really is porn of everything, I send a friend brontosaurus porn recently (because of something which happened in Ark)

inner idol
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I don't even..

charred wyvern
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oof

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oh no

inner idol
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Not enough brain bleach

charred wyvern
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what about rule 35?

green furnace
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damn that deleted quick

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lol

olive cloak
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My account got messed up

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Like the others

safe prism
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rule 35 is simply prerequisite to rule 34

olive cloak
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I’m waiting for my email to be responded to

tacit plank
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I've seen maybe 10 avatars lewd enough to be bannable, which is kind of disappointing. If you guys know about adult worlds or groups I'd like to know more

olive cloak
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:c

charred wyvern
iron heart
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i know right

charred wyvern
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excerpt from public world approval log

green furnace
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could see an 18+ vr chat come out sometime

iron heart
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but all dem peeps are holding out on those of us who actually do wanna see all the lewd weird shit

olive cloak
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Omg

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Someone make me a grain of rice

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For an avatar I cook you food

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Lul

charred wyvern
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i'll do it

olive cloak
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Yasss

charred wyvern
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i'm dead serious

olive cloak
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PLZ

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how cute

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I’ll be like pssst

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Cool me

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Cook*

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Have a tiny bow tie

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And little eyes

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Oml

tacit plank
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Yeah, people are like "wow your loli avatar has a bikini that's lewd" and I'm wondering where all the other perverts went

olive cloak
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So I’m walking to my car and some fetus just Ninja kicked his mother

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Wtf

tacit plank
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I read that twice now and I'm not sure I understand still

olive cloak
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A child

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Is a fetus

tacit plank
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Wait, nvm, got it

olive cloak
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Lul

soft skiff
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(sigh)

iron heart
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i feel like that's unfair cause i was 10 and wore a bikini and nobody gave me shit for that irl

soft skiff
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you motherfuckers need jesus

iron heart
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so why online tbh

charred wyvern
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i am jesus

olive cloak
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I’m walking by a church

tacit plank
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I read it as "locked" instead of "kicked", for some reason

olive cloak
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Does that count

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???

charred wyvern
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my friens juan can attend to you though

iron heart
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ffs i even tried to wear a C-string when i was 15 at the beach

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and still nobody gave me shit for that irl

olive cloak
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C string ?

iron heart
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so it doesn't seem fair if people are gonna make a stink about it ingame

olive cloak
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Tf

iron heart
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it's like a thong but

safe prism
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cute

iron heart
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there aren't any side strings

charred wyvern
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were probably scared to get near you lmao

iron heart
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it just clamps onto your pussy lmao

tacit plank
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I swam around naked at times when I was a kid

olive cloak
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Wtf

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Too lewd

bleak tusk
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Being 20+ with an avatar like that is very different from being that actual age : P

tacit plank
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Now people are super afraid of the human body, it's kind of funny

iron heart
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it's dumb

charred wyvern
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what?

olive cloak
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Don’t bring up age I feel like I’m aging my birthday is In April

iron heart
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okay grandpa

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lol

safe prism
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my birthday is 4-20 blaze it

olive cloak
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Suck my ass

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Mines April 30th

safe prism
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missed by a mile

olive cloak
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I was born 10 days late

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Cause mum had to get me cut out oof

safe prism
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oof

iron heart
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you wanted to stay inside lol

safe prism
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it's funny

iron heart
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'fuck this life shit'

olive cloak
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I was born with 4 teeth in my mouth

safe prism
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now that's all they do~~

olive cloak
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Ya ofc I wanted to stay in

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I was growing

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I was “alien rice fetus”

iron heart
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i think what is scary is that if it were physically possible, im p sure some bad moms wouldve let their adult son grow all the way inside the womb

olive cloak
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Ew

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Stop

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Oml

iron heart
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seeing how they baby the fuck out of some of these dudes

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tbh

olive cloak
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^^

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My mum tried petting me the other day

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I was like

iron heart
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lol petting

olive cloak
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STOP

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IM NOT A CHILD

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she’s like you’re a little bitch though

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Oof

safe prism
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i like being petted irl

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;-;

olive cloak
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Indo

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Not by my mum though

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Oof

safe prism
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even my mom, idc

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all pets are good pets

olive cloak
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My mum has spoopy hands

iron heart
#

as long as they're not poopy, instead

olive cloak
#

Hahhaa

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God

#

Dammit

#

You guys are the best

#

Ttyl

#

I’m going to drive home bow

#

Now *

tacit plank
#

I know you're not refering to me but I accept the compliment anyways

olive cloak
#

Caffeine

tacit plank
#

Drive carefully btw 😛

olive cloak
#

Dm me I got chu

#

😌

#

and ty

tacit plank
#

Dm you with what? :3

olive cloak
#

Pictures of water

#

Idfc

tacit plank
#

Lmao, I can find pictures of anything

drifting adder
tacit plank
#

Water in picture looks fucking delicious

#

And it looked awesome when I was on vacation in Spain. But here in Denmark it just looks gross

charred wyvern
tacit plank
#

Lol, that was fast

charred wyvern
#

yep

olive cloak
#

I’m home

charred wyvern
#

simple avatars tend to be

olive cloak
#

Ezpz

#

I look like a pill

charred wyvern
#

:V

olive cloak
#

Why do you make me look like DRUGS

#

WIGGLE

safe glen
#

Finally added a really complex animation to one of my own avatars

#

FeelsGoodMan

charred wyvern
#

i guess i could model some rice

olive cloak
#

Heheh

#

Or a bowl of rice

#

With a face

charred wyvern
#

not now :V

olive cloak
#

Not ever

tacit plank
#

for you, I guess. But I spend 5 hours recoloring one of my old avatars

olive cloak
#

Wiggle what’s your avatar in game

inner idol
#

ecks dee for sure

olive cloak
#

I swear if I get another email saying “ come take this trip” no I’m not flying to NC wth

umbral reef
#

its abnormal cold in my room.... send help

olive cloak
#

puts cooked rice on you

#

Better ? .-.?

#

Then you have a snack too

umbral reef
#

wuwu

charred wyvern
olive cloak
#

ITS ME

charred wyvern
#

the capsule looked better though :/

olive cloak
#

Okay

#

FINE WIGGLE

#

I LOVE IT

charred wyvern
olive cloak
#

AND MAKE IT SO I CAN DANCE IN FULL BODY

iron heart
#

are you sculpting a grain of rice

#

lol

olive cloak
#

ILL SHAKE MY LITTLE RICE SHAKER

charred wyvern
#

i can make this version if you want

umbral reef
#

welp ima attempt to sleep
Not gonna be fit at all tomorrow as its 11:30 pm for me and i gotta get up at 6 ^w^

charred wyvern
#

so you want arms?

olive cloak
#

Goodnight !!

#

Pease ?

#

May I have arms ?

iron heart
#

give it boobs

olive cloak
#

Nu

#

Nu

iron heart
#

lmao

olive cloak
#

I don’t want bewbs

#

I have them irl

#

That’s good enough

shell canyon
#

lol

iron heart
#

rip, flat irl

olive cloak
#

I wish I was flat

iron heart
#

it's p good

shell canyon
#

I do not kno de whey

iron heart
#

i can lay on my belly for ages

olive cloak
#

So can I

#

Doesn’t bother me

shell canyon
#

LIES

olive cloak
#

The beach on the other hand

shell canyon
#

:U

olive cloak
#

OOF

iron heart
#

why the beach

olive cloak
#

To lay flat

#

Dig little holes

shell canyon
#

XD LOL

olive cloak
#

^.^

iron heart
#

oh is the sand a bit too hard? lmao

shell canyon
#

That.... is hilarious.

olive cloak
#

This went the other direction

#

Also

#

Who else plays be

#

VR

#

WITH NO PANTS

iron heart
#

that's like everyone

olive cloak
#

cause I discovered that no ones watching

#

And I can

iron heart
#

yeah that's like everyone

charred wyvern
#

do you want it to have hands? that might look a little.... wierd

olive cloak
#

After I turned my webcam around

shell canyon
#

.3. Not me, I'm the little ant you ppl keep trying to step on all teh times.

iron heart
#

put hands with maracas

tacit plank
#

I don't live on my own yet :/ but I really want to play in my underwear lmao

olive cloak
#

Can you give me nubs

iron heart
#

lol

olive cloak
#

I live alone

shell canyon
#

Same

olive cloak
#

And my neighbor hears me

#

Make hentai noises

iron heart
#

WOW LEWD

olive cloak
#

Hasn’t called my land lord yet

shell canyon
#

Wow

olive cloak
#

Owo

tacit plank
#

Haha 😛

iron heart
#

L E W D

olive cloak
#

Not lewd

#

I sing gucci gsng

shell canyon
#

So lewd

olive cloak
#

Gang

#

And tuff

#

Stuff in. My loli voice

iron heart
#

nonono

olive cloak
#

Yayayayaya

iron heart
#

leave that song in last year

#

where it belongs

olive cloak
#

Nu

#

I sing

iron heart
#

dead memes

olive cloak
#

I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY

iron heart
#

okay that one is fine

shell canyon
#

XD I'm going to have to hear this

iron heart
#

that one is classic, obv

olive cloak
#

I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN

shell canyon
#

at least once

olive cloak
#

Rage

#

Let me sing that to you

#

In ame

tacit plank
#

I have a pretty dark voice

olive cloak
#

Game

iron heart
#

i also enjoy the fuckin OPEN YOUR EYESSSSSSSSS

#

I SEE

charred wyvern
iron heart
#

YOUR EYES ARE OPENNN

olive cloak
#

Why DO I HAVE LEGS OF ARMS

#

FOR

#

WIGGLE

shell canyon
#

I have a "hey, read this for me" kind of voice I've been told lol

olive cloak
#

ARE OU ON DRUGS

iron heart
#

cause that is consistent

charred wyvern
#

what

olive cloak
#

I LOVE YOU

tacit plank
#

I play as a loli hoppou. People pet my head, but then I tell them hi in my deep voice and they flee 😦

olive cloak
#

BUT THEY ARE SO LONG

charred wyvern
#

the arms?

iron heart
#

actually i guess it would be kinda cool if you had rayman floating hands

#

instead of stick arms

olive cloak
#

I have a avatar with an awp

#

And I don’t talk

charred wyvern
#

awp?

shell canyon
#

😮 RUN

olive cloak
#

And when I do

iron heart
#

awp?

#

wowcheap

charred wyvern
#

it's dos equis?

olive cloak
#

I have a loli voice or sing

iron heart
#

wowsnoskillawp

olive cloak
#

And awp cause I played csgo

#

For many years

#

:c

charred wyvern
#

what's awp?

iron heart
#

why do you have a loli voice but boobs though

#

doesn't that mean your puberty failed somewhere

#

lmao

olive cloak
#

They don’t know I have bewbs

tacit plank
#

I always went AWP or autosniper in CSS :3

olive cloak
#

Obg

#

Bewbs

#

Ohahaha

iron heart
#

inb4 nyanners

olive cloak
#

Bahahhahaha

#

Bahah

charred wyvern
#

"pewbs"

shell canyon
#

AWP is love, AWP is life

olive cloak
#

Bahaha

iron heart
#

miss me with that AWP shit

olive cloak
#

And honestly@

#

I’ve been doing that voice

#

For a long time

#

Someone else showed me nyanners

#

And lili pich

#

I laughed I was like woah

iron heart
#

ugh i was looking at lily pichu stream yesterday

charred wyvern
#

also the arms and legs aren't long, just really skinny

iron heart
#

honestly she lives like a messy snail

shell canyon
#

I think my fav avatar has to be the android one that can take off it's head and arms and stuff. It's on youtubes ❤

charred wyvern
#

so do you want your avatar to be normal size or rice grain size?

iron heart
#

also her roots are hella black on her orange hair, it's been really weird to look at lmao

olive cloak
#

I don’t. Like dirty

#

You pick wiggle

#

💜 since you did the hard work

#

Rage

tacit plank
#

I wish I was a little girl 😛

olive cloak
#

You savage

#

Oooouf

tacit plank
#

Wait that sounded really weird

iron heart
#

well idk, it's just that if i dyed my hair that same color and my asian black hair roots started to show

#

i wouldve dyed it black again or at least moved the black so that the orange became highlights instead

#

she looked like a 40 year old woman lmao

#

in a bad way, not the hot kind

olive cloak
#

Ya I’m mixed

#

But look white af

#

And my hair was bright red like blood

#

Bows it’s like red and brown and blonde

#

That faded lie

#

Life *

iron heart
#

well blood is bright red if it's been spilled out of the body tho

#

blood is also dark

#

😛

olive cloak
#

It was both

#

You are correct

#

^.^

iron heart
#

BOTH-BLOOD hair

#

special

olive cloak
#

Rage I’m gonna punt kick you

#

Commmmherrr

#

-punt kicks-

iron heart
#

your foot will travel through my polygons tbh

vocal shard
#

Hey @covert chasm can I send you a private message? I feel like I need to tell you something very important. It’s urgent.

iron heart
#

like game-breaking urgent?

olive cloak
#

Oh nu

#

Bad news bears

charred wyvern
#

i'm calling the avatar "ricelet"

covert chasm
#

I don't handle comms/support via Discord

vocal shard
#

Okay.

olive cloak
#

Awh so cute

#

Wiggle

charred wyvern
#

if you send me any more hearts i'm deleting the avatar ❤

iron heart
#

send skulls

#

☠ 💀

olive cloak
#

What did you say ?

iron heart
#

rip ricelet

olive cloak
#

You saw

#

Nothing

#

:3

charred wyvern
olive cloak
#

Oooooooo

charred wyvern
olive cloak
#

Do it

charred wyvern
#

no way i already made it

olive cloak
#

Grrrrrr

#

:3

charred wyvern
#

person who wants to be a little girl sends hearts to strangers over the internet

olive cloak
#

Who wants to be a little girl ?

#

Tf

#

I wanna be rice ;-;

charred wyvern
#

rice has gender

olive cloak
#

No

#

Rice is carb

#

I am carb

#

Magicarb?

charred wyvern
#

rice plants can be male of remale

olive cloak
#

Fine

#

I’m female ricu

#

GAWT damn

charred wyvern
#

ricu

#

damn, i should have named it that

olive cloak
#

:3

charred wyvern
#

my oc PRVill

tacit plank
#

Who wants to be a little girl ? That would mean no more chemistry assignments, count me in

olive citrus
#

You still have to do chemistry

charred wyvern
#

who's in charge of world approval anyways?

tacit plank
#

Not if I went back 10 years in time too

charred wyvern
#

rice just send me a crying face in dms

#

i don't even understand what's happening

tacit plank
#

Haha 😄 I'm not that good at chemisty though, I got a D last year. I was asked about stuff we learned in the beginning of the year but I had forgotten completely

#

I should have read up on it, but I'm super lazy

charred wyvern
#

it happens

#

that's about how my history class is

#

also it's raining super hard suddenly irl

wet burrow
#

It's no big deal, I had just typed into the wrong chat.

charred wyvern
#

oh lol

tacit plank
#

I could get an A if I had any motivation towards it

charred wyvern
#

^

#

what grade/edu level are you in?

tacit plank
#

Most subjects are on B level, idk if that makes any sense to Americans though

charred wyvern
#

it doesn't

tacit plank
#

We're starting with integrals in Math

#

It's probably low level for you guys

charred wyvern
#

how about

#

how long have you been in school?

kindred glacier
#

question

charred wyvern
#

answer

kindred glacier
#

what screws do u need for the htc vive trackers

iron heart
#

fam, a lot of americans can't even do algebra

#

let alone derivs and integrals, pls fam

#

lol

#

i've asked a lot of people wtf the area of a circle is and they've totally forgotten, so it goes even further than that

#

this seems to say 1/4" screw

#

i saw it twice in there

#

you mean that main one for mounting, right?

tacit plank
#

Sorry I was doing something

#

It should be 12th year

bleak tusk
#

Its more like a pin, you pin things onto with a single " slot " which is 1/4 in size

charred wyvern
#

scary fact: there are 13000 lurkers in chat at any given time

iron heart
#

yea a lot of highschool students here stop at like algebra

#

so they don't even get to precalc or stats

#

cause they retake alg and keep failing

charred wyvern
#

i really don't understand why we're all so stupid here

iron heart
#

that's why math profs are like trying to hang onto you for dear life if you DO do well lol

#

and they praise you like 100000 x

charred wyvern
#

^

iron heart
#

and they cry when you graduate

#

lol

tacit plank
#

I recently did linear algebra

charred wyvern
#

that's why i took my math classes online

tacit plank
#

Felt pretty stupid. 12 years of math and I'm struggling to figure out how lines work

charred wyvern
#

oof

modest halo
#

my school barely taught me stuff tbh 🙄

charred wyvern
#

same

tacit plank
#

I think I managed to learn it though

kindred glacier
#

i could screw the lighthouses to my wall

#

but would need an addition extention cable

iron heart
#

i'm getting my shit together cause i used to be a shitass math student

kindred glacier
#

for my externsion cable

charred wyvern
#

my schools were basically all just "don't fail, but if you do that's fine, too"

iron heart
#

i too stopped at like trig in hs

cyan rapids
#

wtf my doggo just stole my lap

charred wyvern
#

"gib lap"

modest halo
#

my school just basically didn’t give a sh*t

kindred glacier
#

srsly i need to sell some shit

charred wyvern
#

i guess that answers the question of why school in the US are so dumb

kindred glacier
#

my room is loaded with stuff

#

barely any place

iron heart
#

yea a lot of the schools here just kinda fart you out

cyan rapids
#

my school didn't give a shit that i played my 3ds in the hallways

charred wyvern
#

wtf is your profile picture, gg?

cyan rapids
#

or during lunch

kindred glacier
#

my pic is a BEAN

cyan rapids
#

hell some teachers didn't give a shit either

charred wyvern
#

uugh

kindred glacier
#

its my own MSPaint version from someone elses picture

charred wyvern
#

also same shigami

iron heart
#

lol sometimes i feel that maybe we need to not be looking at why women aren't in stem, cause really just everyone is fucking bad

cyan rapids
#

they also didn't care that i brought a mobile speaker to school and blasted hatsune miku at lunch

#

best fucking last day of high school ever xD

tacit plank
#

I hate school work because I'm forced to do things the way that the teachers want, rather than how I want

charred wyvern
#

should have used "nico nico nii" 10 hour version

modest halo
#

that’s so weeb

cyan rapids
#

i did it as a dare ok?

#

but yeah, im a weeb

#

well not a ridiculous weeb

iron heart
#

i actually got a college prof reprimanded recently because she was too SJW and didn't accept my essay about hikki even though it followed her essay guidelines

#

like all she wanted us to read and write about was trump shit and racism shit

charred wyvern
#

"i dare you to play rad anime music at lunch tomorrow"

iron heart
#

it was really dumb

cyan rapids
#

id usually blast a band like 3 days grace or some shit

iron heart
#

so i took it over her head

charred wyvern
#

"sure i'll play japan hatsune miku track"

modest halo
#

I’ve seen a lot of weebs irl

vocal shard
#

I enjoyed the last two years of my school

tacit plank
#

Ew, teachers should be neutral

vocal shard
#

I actually get to chose my classes for once

iron heart
#

yeah she was definitely not neutral

charred wyvern
#

what is hikki?

iron heart
#

she actually told me something about my topic i found really insulting

cyan rapids
#

the funniest part was the "cool kids" were all dancing to the music

iron heart
#

she told me that she thought hikkis weren't a real problem

#

or shut-ins in general

cyan rapids
#

and we got it all on film

charred wyvern
#

oh

iron heart
#

dude i felt sorry for all of them at this point

#

she told me it was an 'asia only' problem too

#

i felt really mad at her

charred wyvern
#

jeez

iron heart
#

considering i know people like that and they need help

vocal shard
#

What

#

Yeah

tacit plank
#

My English teacher likes symbolism

charred wyvern
#

like me

modest halo
#

😂

tacit plank
#

I do not

iron heart
#

i dropped her class and i took the next one, aced it

#

that next teacher loved me

vocal shard
charred wyvern
#

BVVVV

tacit plank
#

My teacher looked at me funny when she asked how I spend my weekend and I told her that I played VRChat for 40 hours

iron heart
#

lol

#

STRAIGHT?

cyan rapids
#

my english didn't give a fuck that my final project was about a animated movie and not some classic movie everyone knew existed

tacit plank
#

two sessions, one for 27 hours and the other for 13

iron heart
#

do you lose weight because you eat in vrchat

#

kek

charred wyvern
#

lmfao

cyan rapids
#

she did care however when i tried to make said project about the live action movie of corpse party

tacit plank
#

I mainly just forget that I need to eat in real life

iron heart
#

dude i would be so underweight now if i forget to eat again for gaming

#

fuck

vocal shard
#

^

tacit plank
#

Lol Shinigami, that would have been great though

charred wyvern
#

i'm losing weight too

#

i blame vrchat

iron heart
#

it's really hard to balance shit like being a sedentary gamer but then go lift weights sometimes

charred wyvern
#

i wonder how many people have starved to death in vr so far

tacit plank
#

I am underweight 😛 like 145 pounds

iron heart
#

i feel like they directly oppose each other, these things

cyan rapids
#

which pissed me off until i realized there weren't any scenes in that i LIKED and it was a bit too far above the rating

iron heart
#

o i'm 120

cyan rapids
#

and im sadly overweight (for my age) but then again ive always been either a little bit under wieght and at normal weight

iron heart
#

my waist is 25 inches

cyan rapids
#

but the minute i get a bit overweight my whole family's up my ass

charred wyvern
#

unthicc

iron heart
#

that's why i look at these anime girl 'boob and waist and ass' statistics sometimes and i'm like FOR REAL? FUCKING 22 INCHES

tacit plank
#

Idk waht mine is, I'm 2 meters tall though lol

charred wyvern
#

where do you live, shin?

cyan rapids
#

@charred wyvern Illinois

charred wyvern
#

oh, you're in the US

cyan rapids
#

yeah

iron heart
#

it's fine though, my family has diabetes so i don't really wanna even be a little chubbo, don't wanna incur that kinda internal wrath

charred wyvern
#

internal wreath

#

merry christmas

iron heart
#

internal chicken broth

cyan rapids
#

maybe i should.... my grandma's diabetic, my dads diabetic (that one was all his own fault though)

tacit plank
#

I know anime girl's bodies are unrealistic as fuck, but I still want a petite vampire girl

charred wyvern
#

internal beef slicer

iron heart
#

my sister got too chuunibyou with the vampire shit in middle school so

#

im very over them

#

D:<

charred wyvern
#

oof

#

haha your sister had a goth vampire phase

iron heart
#

i like the older lady vamp stuff though

#

yea lol

cyan rapids
#

my brother got out of pokemon, so i got into anime and shit that he hates xD

charred wyvern
#

but when i was in middle school i literally cut

iron heart
#

ow

#

did it heal well?

charred wyvern
#

i did some stupid shit :S

cyan rapids
#

i somehow never went through that gothic like phase

charred wyvern
#

no scars, luckily

iron heart
#

lol i kept using sharpies on my skin in middle school

charred wyvern
#

lmao

iron heart
#

instead of real tats or something

#

i'm glad because i actually don't want tats now

charred wyvern
#

"lookit my new tat fam"

iron heart
#

hahahahha

charred wyvern
#

"niba das sharpie"

#

"boi no it reel"

#

"niba i saw you doin it"

#

"shet"

iron heart
#

lol

#

BLUNDERYEARS

cyan rapids
#

i thought i had voices of characters in my inner conscious in middle school

charred wyvern
#

what?

cyan rapids
#

and i responded to them

iron heart
#

spoilers: all years of a person's life are blunderyears

charred wyvern
#

o o f

iron heart
#

yea that shit is called chuunibyou

vocal shard
iron heart
#

where you talk to imaginary things or you think you have special powers

charred wyvern
#

disclaimer: no refunds are to be made on LIFE™ past 2 days after the day of purchase

#

i just solved SIDS

#

jk that's not a funny thing to joke about

iron heart
#

i think this girl i hung out with in hs forever ago never grew out of her chuunibyou

cyan rapids
#

@charred wyvern slaps SERIOUSLY

iron heart
#

back then she told everyone to stay away from her left hand

#

and she would wrap it

#

and tell us it would kill us if we ever touched it

charred wyvern
#

lmfao

iron heart
#

she's 28 now, she still believes this

#

lmao

charred wyvern
#

i mean

tacit plank
#

Wow

charred wyvern
#

what is it with vampires?

iron heart
#

i think when you don't grow out of it, it stops being moe lol

#

and maybe like schizo

charred wyvern
#

or stupido

cyan rapids
#

xD

iron heart
#

dark fantasy games are p cool tho

#

a little lewd thrown in there for vamps

cobalt remnant
#

Ehh? Oo

charred wyvern
#

i prefer dab competition games

iron heart
#

i only like that kind of vamp, not sparkly kind

cobalt remnant
#

Guess, nothing wrong with that.=3

cyan rapids
#

twilight ruined vampires for me tbh

#

and werewolves

iron heart
#

witcher vamps were fine

#

the first game had a prostitution ring with all vamp chicks

#

lmao

#

it was GREAT

charred wyvern
#

when you say "vamp" instead of vampire, i can only think of the anime adaptation of bleach

iron heart
#

then if you attack them they became terrifying

#

oh i avoided bleach

#

i've managed to avoid all bleach, all inuyasha

charred wyvern
#

why would you do that?

cyan rapids
#

tbh id rather watch 2 monsters from the godzilla 2014 movie bang then watch twilight (im serious)

charred wyvern
#

they're classics?

iron heart
#

because i have good taste

#

🍆

cyan rapids
#

@iron heart omg i avoided bleach minus a bit of the manga

charred wyvern
#

bleach is the best taste though

iron heart
#

tidepods fam

cyan rapids
#

but that was for a school project

nocturne ibex
#

yea

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Tide pods are the best

charred wyvern
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don't avoid bleach

cyan rapids
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because we'd each choose a book and our partner would have to read it

iron heart
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i avoided bleach cause the other chicks were being too oozy about it, p sure

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so i went back to jrpgs

nocturne ibex
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I was a Tide pod for VR when the meme exploded.

iron heart
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during that time

charred wyvern
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what?

cyan rapids
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but i wasnt into anime at the time and i was partnered up with the class weeb

charred wyvern
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dude, just watch bleach

nocturne ibex
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DELICIOUS TIDE PODS = me

cyan rapids
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and of course SHE forced me to read bleach

iron heart
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nah i'm in the middle of dbz kai now

nocturne ibex
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**b l e a c h **

cyan rapids
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lol i made her read a harry potter book

charred wyvern
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now that's something to avoid

cyan rapids
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cause i was a bitch

iron heart
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i actually never watched anything about majin buu saga before

charred wyvern
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dragon ball was great, dragon ball Z was ok

cobalt remnant
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And what is actual mem now?=3

charred wyvern
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everything after that was too slow-paced and cashgrab

iron heart
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that fighting game tho

kindred glacier
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god everytime i hear this "happy sounding" music in videos i must puke

iron heart
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still fun

charred wyvern
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at least in anime

kindred glacier
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JUST WHY woulkd someone pick this

cyan rapids
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looks back at corpse party manga SHIT I NEED TO FINISH THAT MANGA

iron heart
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people pick that because they are the same people who do shitty transitions in powerpoint

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lmao