vernal kernel
Would be the most unbiased private investigator on the planet… except that the President recently had all coffee machines in the country replaced with tea kettles, and coffee beans with tea bags. This will not stand. The tea-drinking filth of the country will pay!
Stats:
1 Endurance
2 Speed
1 Melee
1 Firearms
Traits:
Dregs of Knowledge - Solve crimes for business owners to earn cash and info on the tea trade. (The business owner will give a description of the criminal with 3 random descriptors [out of eyes, hair, facial hair, class, held item, or trait]. Once the criminal is killed, the business owner will give a similar description of a member of the tea trade).
Longer Status Effects.
Coffish - Coffee grants Accurate instead of Inaccurate, and also greatly increases firing speed for Revolver.
Un-snob - Tea-drinkers become Hostile when you get within smelling-distance (a few tiles).
Special Ability:
P.I.Phone - Use to get a search and arrest warrant for a single building, making it legal to trash it and beat up the occupants. Free if an occupant matches (or mostly matches) a description you’ve been given, but only once per description.
Items:
Revolver
Coffee - Gets you through the day, but it won’t get you through a firefight. Unless it REALLY gets you through the day. (Grants Wired [+20 health and max health, until it wears off] and Fast, but also Inaccurate [-1 Firearms].)
Big Quest: Tea Leaving
Use Dregs of Knowledge and follow members of the tea trade to track down their big stash… then throw it in the ocean!
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