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Imagine if your CC charged you 30% on every transaction
Then I would change CC.
What if 30% is the industry standard
the only way to get a better rate is to buy a PC and load up Epic store 😛
The egregiousness of their take is only a small part of the action.
Google and Apple are close to 100% of the mobile market, so you really dont have a choice if thats your preferred platform
If the 30% was the industry standard, then noone would have a choice.
it is the current standard.
but it's an arbitrary number, and there's no justification to it
But you know that Microsoft illegally avoided taxation and there was a court about it, and Microsoft used their money to drop this case and destroy the gov company that sued microsoft.
I mean, if Google nor Apple provide zero infrastructure for v-bucks sales, why should they get a cut? 🤔
they want some of that sweet money
if Epic wins its a big win for gamers
small step for epic but big step for gamer
Theres not even a technological barrier as epic have demonstrated, its just a company enforcing a number via contract alone without any real possibility of negotiation
Only for today, for those who haven't checked your Epic Games launcher recently.
Huawei is already breaking from the Google/Apple monopoly.
It may take longer in the US to break from Google, but Huawei internationally is a rather big player.
i have egs store bookmarked and i just click it once a week, addd whatss free, and never play/download it
i dont even have launcher
ultra copepepepe
Well, for people who only check once a week I am letting you know that Total War's new release is free for today only. If you don't check until the end of the week it will be too late.
Apparently Huawei has 19% of the worldwide cellphone market.
I have a huawei phone
What are you even referring too, Karol?
Pronouns that haven't been established by using a noun in your sentence make things confusing.
Apparently a lot of people in every country not called the United States have Huawei phones.
I used my US stimulus check to buy a Huawei phone just out of spite for the US government...
I got my huawei phone for free
I don't even remember the last time I have actually bought a phone
maybe something like 15 years ago
In Communist China you actually have to pay Capitalist money to buy phones.
Sounds Communist.
a company leasing a phone and giving it to its employee? 🤔
Not as bad as the US where your workplace gives you your healthcare... but still...
It's a road I wouldn't want to go down...
In Capitalist USA they use Communist workers to build Capitalist phones
The United States is too worried about business that it is going to straight up fall out of any technology race...
Do companies in the US even have research and development?
0.000001% of profits go to research and development?
Yeah lots of companies have R&D funded by the US military budget
If the government funds it, isn't that just Communism?
But did you know, US wont ban AR-15 but they will ban the SCAR, would you like to know why?
O wait, no it isn't, because the profits don't go to the people.
It is basically like investing in the stock market, but the company you invest in keeps 100% of the profit and you get nothing.
So every $1 you put in you get exactly $0 back.
Because the SCAR is made by FN, not a US company
The US military budget is what keeps the worlds largest weapons exporter operational, makes you wonder if the US didnt export so many weapons would other countries need to develop so many to fight against em.
But aye, war is good for the economeh
Cant wait for this new world where we have to choose which internet we want to use, east or west
that's the reason why you shouldn't go into a sauna wearing your speedos either
also why you should shower after swimming
Yeah it can mess up your eyes, Ive done that a few times when I was younger, come home from the pool and hit the sack then wake up with burning eyes
all the swimming pools with saunas that I've ever been to had the sauna area rather separate from the pool, you'd have to be a pretty big moron to go all the way to the pool instead of the shower to get water :D
Morons have the best stories tho 😛
anyone got their hands on the proposed 426 chaos vehicles yet?
they're integrating Warhammer 40K into UE?
lol someone butthurt that Epic killed Silicon Knights, theyre all coming out the woodwork
yeah a friend was comparing Epic to Trump because she got burned by backing Fortnite STW...
I get that you're salty about it but jeez :D
all the swimming pools with saunas that I've ever been to had the sauna area rather separate from the pool, you'd have to be a pretty big moron to go all the way to the pool instead of the shower to get water 😄
it seems either they missed it, or the place was badly designed : no access to fresh water for the sauna and no warnings about not using the pool water 😛
I just realized I have 11 games installed on my computer... sigh...
truly a tragedy
Only 11?
I'd argue that SKnights killed themselves.
Oh great I tried using SetFocalPoint to rotate an actor to face a specific direction
but I accidentally made them moonwalk because now they keep facing that way when told to move
lol
front toward enemy 😦
I knew a guy who could do that in sneakers on concrete
damn
i have autogenerated planets...DAYUM... i do not deserve this code, which I copied from internet
it holy code
you could work for google now.
they are not worthy...
Doing the moonwalk is a requirement to work at Google.
not worthy
can anyone fax me some MDMA?
I don't speak acronym or live in the 1990s...
I can fax you some money
one sided print
I'll take some.
"You take the blue pill and your headache goes away in about an hour."
I'll take 5.
Much like Chuck Norris in the film of the same name, my will to live was Missing in Action.
We will see who has the last laugh when Gen Z grows up and starts spending money in the economy.
That's because those people are out of touch dipshits with no concept of the universe
Welcome to the age of Huawei.
Well don't think these can buy an iphone
Apple only have a decent share in Americas
like more than 2/4
in europe don't even reach the 1/4
cool kids with parents that have money are the only ones that get these
Obviously, the second a platform does something you don't like, disagree with, is anti-competitive, or whatever, you should instantly stop using everything they've ever made, develop your own software and hardware from the ground up immediately, and then point out your grievances.
well just released today/yesterday
Huawei is developing their own software to replace Google and Apple because the United States has had a long history of taking advantage of other countries and using underhanded tactics to bully other parts of the world.
Huawei is doing strange things all along
Haven't had time to play Troy very much. It just barely got released.
Google Play just closes randomly when you open it
its like it had a timer
and happen only with Google products
Google was basically told by the government to stop supporting anything Huawei.
Then get it, it is free.
Well you lost nothing at all inside Google Play at all
You should have never uninstalled it to begin with.
I exist, therefore you have to pay me 30% of all money that you make.
The is the fee for crossing this monopoly bridge.
yeah add 20 % taxes and half of your money is gone before you even have it on your bank account.
Internet today is half of Gen Z making fun, the Millenials making fun of or claiming how horrible is them using these Gen Z for a fight agains a big company
as resume, nbody does anything
The internet today is made up of Gen Z saying 'Ok Boomer' to Millenials and Boomers blaming Millenials on everything Gen Z does.
yeah people don't even have clue about the Millenials age range XD
There are millenials that claim in the TV these are the under 16 kids
I don't think that a Boomer has ever once in the history of history blamed something on Millenials that was actually a Millenial thing.
I am certain that never once in the history of ever has a Gen Z ever said 'Ok Boomer' to a person who is actually a Boomer.
xd
Anyway you can expose any problem that the people usually don't even move a finger
We got a decent real animal protector that have an account on Youtube and make videos and talk about that, not even the companies that should take care of rights of humans or animals does a shit, are just there to move money from a to b
on top of that the presidents of each country lie to the population each day but we reached a point that nobody ask nothing and all this is normal
so keep the calm post on Twitter your thoughts and keep saving the world there https://giphy.com/gifs/this-is-fine-QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO
will troy be free for ever if i claim it or i will only own it for 24h?
24h and keep
oo nice
everthing is fine
civ 6 60 eur now troy 45 eur
cool companies and people are the ones that are reciprocal, and contribute to something more than physically/usale things
ty epic games ❤️
hev is making Hev suit there
@median wraith i fully agree with you
If you sell Total War Troy for $50 on Epic Games store your profit is $44.
If you sell Total War Troy for $60 on Steam your profit is $42.
I wonder why Windows Photo Viewer doesn't work for me about 10% of the time...
No, it shows just a white screen.
lmao
america forcing tik tok sale because of data gathering
they need to be more trustworthy and transparent like the american companies, google, facebook and twitter
big cough
😄
many people are saying it's the best ban anyone has ever done
they were trying to ban it for decades, decades. Couldn't get it done. Now it's banned. Unless they sell it. If they sell it, it's not banned. And we'll be getting a huge cut of that. Huge. Because we made it happen.
I saw one person trying to argue what Epic was doing is unfair to other devs who comply with Apples policy
Its like sure those devs pay 30% because they agree to those terms, like they wouldnt do the same thing as Epic given the chance.
it's almost like no one is actually totally in the right
Companies are not about being right or not.
Shareholders demand more money. All the time. They need to be pleased.
They're about making money any way they can. And that's why you should never be championing any business.
Not all companies are publicly traded...
I dunno, Ive had businesses who have put making money aside to provide me with the best service
🤔 what
Like Vodafone, one time I racked up a big bill kinda out of the blue, they phone say hey look we'll swap you to this plan and it'll be like you owe us nothing. They did that cuz I wasnt really a heavy user typically, not using all my monthly calls or data but still paid on time
Google AMD Apple removed fortnite from their stores?
So they went out of their way for me for no reason what so ever, thats why Im still with em like 5yrs later
Im convinced you can be in business and not be a complete twat about it
AMD doesn't have a store.
Businesses would be a lot more friendly if we didn't live in a culture where quarterly gains are all that matters and customer or employee loyalty means nothing.
If they would get rid of corporate stock buybacks a lot of things would be instantly fixed.
AMD ? oO
someone else said that :
This is Sweeney's doing. You really think he's going to stop at a deal just for Epic? He has a righteousness streak that a lot of people seem to not understand and I don't know why.
Why Epic won't make their own mobile OS?
why would they try something that Microsoft and others failed at?
I am supporting Epic on this one.
@north torrent anyway from these 44$ they remove the gov taxes
each day the offical country taxes rise more and more
are about these 30%
man, I definitely want to see the Epic Launcher version of a mobile OS
I think it would work fine
no need for the UE engine parts
no handling of the files yourself really, the system apk/stuff handles that
it'd likely be a "simple" electron app not using the slow HTML rendering from UE4 then 😄
would work fine
Taxes make your life better, Mr. Hevedy.
https://i.imgur.com/Myy1p8R.gif
soon these planets will have trees and chit...
They can just partner with Huawei who has made a rather nice phone operating system.
Even if Epic made a mobile OS Apple and Google would block it
@north torrent not sure whats making my life better from taxes
We pay even a 10% extra on DVDs or digital music because piracy but I don't see they giving that money back to artist ?
that's hardly the point though
the problem is the iPhone install base in the US for example
Social safety nets to keep you from death or homelessness. Social safety nets that also keep other people from being so desperate for food that they murder you to steal yours. Roads, schools, fire department, police, a government to grant you things like passports and other records.
All sorts of things come from taxes, important things.
Is the United States even still a thing?
I thought they all died or Corona.
it's basically the grand cycle of how things should work ideally :
- government builds roads and hospitals and schools
- population gets conveniance and health and safety and education
- population works a lot thanks to all that
- population is well paid
- population pays a lot of taxes
- government has a lot of money to build roads and hospitals and schools
well schools are paid
who said the US works? 😛
still to me the maths don't return from the 25% taxes we pay
Not nearly enough, unless you are counting colleges in what was formerly known as the United States.
half of schools are paid here too
and public health care is only a thing if you generate income
hard to generate income when your population is sick or dead though
Government taxes people to build roads
Government takes tolls on roads
Government takes motor vehicle registration costs
Government takes fuel tax
Government still has hands out to tax payers cuz its not enough
some taxes are meant for "budget"
some taxes are meant to be dissuasive
like fuel taxes
you forgot the military prefix for your budget
fuel taxes is the best thing that can happen to solve the CO2 crisis
@ancient hornet hey here nobody see a problem, is dying more people that borns and 20 millions are without job
well who said ALL the money had to go back? there's always other expenses 😛
yes like how is the president gonna get to his next golf game
uber pfft, that shits for peasants
fun fact of today
if you ate trash food when you were young or your mother did before you born you have more chances to be stupid
You can say now then
You're stupid or ate cookies ?
trash food is cheap tho
If you think you are too good to enjoy fast food then you might be too stuck up to have any friends...
but but how can you live without the convenience of fast food, the government builds roads... we HAVE to use em right?
that was the first
I ate what I hate.
corrected on next
Like that bug on the floor.
Its like Microsofts security argument, they tried to use automobiles as an eg even though very few automakers use parts from all one manufacturer
So it'll be interesting to see if Apple plays that card
it is our duty to remove the parts of history we are not happy with
its because the fast food and alike processed things don't return the amount of nutrients you need
these days that's how it works
only the stupids remove the parts of the history they didn't liked
yes
every single part of the puzzle is there to learn
Governments should just take 30% from everyone then point at Apple and Google, say "its standard"
they history were racist so hopefully don't repeat in the future
Governments take more than 30% from everyone
yup, they take your soul
Id hate to live in that country
less than 100 years ago America, France had human zoos, now the biggest worry are 400 years old statues @delicate lark
aren't the zoos covered by the public taxes too ?
History is told by the victor
If you are looking for accuracy in the history books you wont find it in any one source
the bible actually happened duh
Even a modern game that just launched, how many copies did it sell 100k.. no 150k... no 120k... someone tell me the trutttttth
the history were never accurate , that's why made sure and placed cameras even on bathrooms so it won't happen anymore
Yes we need proof of those small penises
How dare you sir
History is told by the victor
a lot of history has been written by the confederate countries in the US though 😛
here are placing wind turbines in front of the beach at 200m, if you have something, destroy it
history is written by humans, therefor can not be trusted
what we can trust is the ruins though.
well depends of the humans
thats a Winston Churchill quote btw and I forgot an s, its victors
I ordered a pizza.
No you didn't.
The burden of proof is on you. Prove I didn't.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill[1] KG OM CH TD DL FRS RA.... jeebus what no time to get an MD
I don't need to prove anything that doesn't exist.
Burden of proof is on you.
I am right until you do your research and prove otherwise.
I don't get burdened by things that doesn't exist. If people trusts on your words, they are nothing but fools.
The only thing true in this world is catgirls.
❤️
The Moon is a lie, I dont believe anything NASA says
they are all shills for Kubrick
Also why the hell does Elon not have a brand of Musk yet
World is round, its a flat disc
I've studied the problem extensively and all my tests in various old 2D games plus lot of complex math lead me to that conclusion: the world is a torus
torus not
Wow that's one big interesting outtake on the matter
so which country is the teabag?
It's a disc that rests on the shoulders of 4 giant elephants and stand on the back of a really giant turtle.
Comes with a fence to stop people falling off too. Handy, I thought.
Screw the lot of them. Yes, Apple and Google need taking down from their high towers. Yes, Epic Games has a point as it sues to keep Fortnite on mobile devices. But absolutely all of them are as bad as each other.
Epic Games is currently trying to mobilize fans into an embar...
here we go...
I notice the clip is monetised, well played Jim
37,179 views already. Well on his way to buying the larger size cup of coffee.
and I linked it... I feel so dirty
There's not enough soap or hot water to ever be clean in today's world.
Who?
I think he needs to blow the cobwebs out his cartridge and do one on them for a change
Nintendo, you know the company Jesus started
Oh, them. I blocked out the memory after buying a switch. It hurts to remember.
He came out of the cave on Easter and was all like, I know, every game should look like an Easter palette
Mostly he seems pretty on point in the video.
I thought Nintendo was built by a Swede?
hello
Yeah Jim is pretty on point usually but its mostly hottakes
since Nintendo does no wrong they never get the Jim shaft
Like I mean Jim is such a mainstream gamer all while acting like he's not so its abit hypocritical of him. Sure you could argue the games he likes are objectively good but at the same time he tends to follow trends like everyone else. Its just he is on the indie nintrendo wagon
see what I did there 🙂
i mean no company is "the good guy" they dont care about u all the want is profits every company is as greedy as the other
Thing is not all companies are bad, not all companies are bad all the time either but there are some companies which are all bad most of the time
lol Valve nice joke
yes
@pearl elk like what compannies is bad in your opinion
a local electrical repair shop I went to right, said they couldnt help me with my TV so I went picked it up, paid the fee. Few days later they call back and say hey look, we managed to find a part and I was like wtf... You went out of your way for me after the transaction was done... AWESOME
Never had a game company do that for me really, best example I got is Blizzard releasing a Diablo 2 patch 10 years after launch
Blizzard North dont exist anymore so bleh, shit
anyway u guys know a chat i can go to,To get critizm on game ideas
design-chat perhaps, depends on the idea if its lore heavy or a pitch
ok well brb
Valve sells upgrades to your friends list in lootcrates
they look great on paper, not so much in practise
i got vac ban by valve for nothing
got lem in 1 weak from silver 3 got 170 reports by silver players and boom vac ban
Gabe calls that a "value add" which is exactly what the problem is, value adds are extras not something you have to pay more to get. They are getting abit better with the new token system you can use to get emojis and the card pack drops arnt bad but Valve has never been one to just give things out, it takes with one hand and gives with the other. Google and Apple by comparison though are on another level
thats both hands in your pockets while your eyes are preoccupied with their ads
lol next week they sell fortnite beddings and pillows at the grocery stores here.
I think I buy the piñata head pillow just for fun.
somehow I think this news might be slightly overshadowed
Overshadowed by all the people who are dead?
perhaps, how many today? lets check
~5000
on the upside there has been ~12000 births today
and somehow... there are more TVs sold today than both of those added together
jeebus no wonder people are dying, 490mil cigarettes smoked already
thats just today... slow down guys
We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/remnant-from-the-ashes/home Pretty good game thx EpicGames ❤️
Dont thank Epic they didnt make it 😛
I wish Epic would tell us in advance, every time I see a game I paid for on the free list I feel like I wasted money
Ive only claimed about 1/4 of the free games cuz I own so many already 😦
I don't like new games so much
I only get stuck on slash n loot games for some reason
i'm hyped atm for cyberpunk 2077
Im hyped to get time to play Ghost of Tsushima
maybe I shouldnt have wasted time on Last of Us 2 😛
I'm hyped about organizing the folders on my computer.
Lol so when is Valve lowering their cut?
When they no longer have a monopoly.
But its true Epic would have backing from lots of big players, Valve, MS, Facebook have all had issues with Apple blocking their apps
There are probably so many more we dont know about because they dont make headlines
when this end
so basically a lot companies will wait until apple lower the cut to lower there cut
Or Apple just doesnt get releases
I cant wait for Apple to argue security
Epic could parade all those women burnt by icloud leaks
Exhibit DD your honour 😛
this old but its explain the cut on steam
Epic could have done a far better job wading into that particular battle if any of their store stuff was actually in an acceptable form whenever they did it
This isnt that old, that 25% and 20% is fairly new cuz Steam was losing big publishers to their own launchers
It only manages to explain it by making the very false assumption that a PC store is the same as releasing a game on a console.
Curious though, does the Steam cut include F2P with inapp purchase?
it would if you were doing those transactions through steam
But if you use your own payment processor like Epic then no
as for using your own backend, I don't know what they do there, if anything
I can't imagine them taking absolutely nothing from it though.
lol they say all researched but theres no sources on this article
trust us we did research
I wonder if they still have their "you can't spell ignorant slut without IGN" t-shirt
just replace all mentions of "industry standard" by "price fixing standard"
price fixing requires collusion
I really doubt physical sales get this much of a cut, why bother with a $20 used game when youre makin $18 per new
$2 bonus omg dance
A bunch of unrelated entities selling their products at the same price isn't price fixing
unrelated lol
when you ask all of them "why isn't it cheaper" and they all answer "because the others do the same"
I need a stamp that says Industry Standard
You can disagree with the pricing; that's fine. But it's not price fixing.
Its only price fixing when someone I dont like does it
Price fixing is what memory manufacturers have been caught doing repeatedly
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heh
Price fixing is an agreement (written, verbal, or inferred from conduct) among competitors that raises, lowers, or stabilizes prices or competitive terms.
seems like they slowy retracting from DOTS
inferred from conduct
Headlines tomorrow.. .Apple buys Unity
first removed from packages (not showing by default),
unity need a proper plan
now they are AGAIN reworking networkig stack
to work with GameObject xD
I fear that they have exactly zero plan or idea where to go next
they change it because backlash of the road map
and they still refuse to make game with their own engine, which would solve like 90% of unity problems
That'll all change under the new Apple ownership
what stinks more about it
is that Unreal have no real competition right now
for games which are bigger than mobile
apple will force them to release product
exclusive to Mac OS X
how about Crysis/Lumberyard thing?
Epic are a Monopoly 😮
Apple lately seems to really entrenching itse;f with it's own ecosystem
Unreal only real competition is Unity
Imagine how good Unity would be when it can harness the power of the Apple chips
they are literrly going over bodies to ensure they have top-bottom control
Unity was real competition
They'll rename the engine Orange
unfrotunetly they are directionless
and the Networking stack is called Bananas
Imagine if Lumberyard wasn't a pile of old garbage
Cryengine was there other compatition but they fuck themself
yeah, they cannot compete any more
they are unable to hire people
UE5 next year
will literally stomp unity
noone sane will do another survival using unity 😄
unless they want real suurvival for them selves during development 😄
There will always be people who use Unity because "blah blah easy to program in blah blah blah".
they will probabaly never ship game : D, but guess it works for unity
Because they like the idea of starting a game more than finishing a game.
omg the new Zbrush is so porn i shot the roof -;-
You don't pick up Unity because you want to ship a game, Mr. Inside. You pick up Unity because you want to throw together a small prototype and brag to your friends that you are a 'Game Coder'.
Zbrush is life.
Though I honestly haven't used it in ages...
me too, but that doesn't change anything 😄
My game is sort of 135gb on my SSD...
Though that folder contains reference material, failed prototypes, failed music, texture libraries, assets I probably won't use, and all sorts of other stuff for my game.
Overhead my 9yo kid speaking to his friend on video chat. "They're going to cancel Fortnite because of Monopoly"
bloody Hasbro
Does Hasbro own a game engine?
couldnt even run a clean Mc Donalds game
Theyre going to change the name to be more friendly to all genders
Haspeople
They probably use Construct
heh never seen this board before
I hope apple will lose
If they dont Im smashing my ipod
I never actually used Apple software with it once
beauty of open platforms aye 😛
lol Im tempted just cuz I never have
drop in all fresh and nude
I won't be all nude
I have 2k hours on it lol
Got invited to play test before BR released and now played it so much that I can't even look at it anymore, haven't played it in like year 😐
seems I accumulated quite a few fortnite cosmetics through EGS stuff over the time XD
at the minimum I can cosplay as a Borderlands guy
Oh hey I got BL3 preorder so maybe Im not nude, woop woop
well can't remember if it was a playtest or what but I remember there were only a few hundred people online
I want some airpods which look like skulls with devil horns
hook us up with the crapple gear epix
Fortnite EULA 1. You agree to drop shit on Apple every chance you get
how does Skullcandy not even have headphones shaped like skulls
so I found some $1900 earbuds
Im hoping they can drive me home from the pub on weekends for that price
free delivery... winning
i was shopping wearing that shirt
Any game suggestions guys
when you hook up a WIFI extender, does it inherit the ip address of the router it is extending from?
I am Mr. Robot.
Nice bro not bro
couch coop
insert X doesnt sell here
Starting streaming for fun making a simple game and just spent 30 or so minutes trying to figure out why a button wasn't working. Winning.
I'm just idle.
my head hurts
I declare Shenanigans!
Victor is lerping
@quiet narwhal A few weeks ago I asked what everyone listens to while working, and you mentioned just having tutorials running in the background, and I haven't gotten around to trying it until a few days ago, and it is MONUMENTALLY helpful. It super focuses my brain, it's wonderful.
Thanks!
Ubisoft does 😛
wait what is this secret shenanigans voice chat lol
Slackers are such bad at keeping secrets
It is hype generator.
they're secretly showing ue5 
lol yeah broadcast on discord, that wouldnt break any NDAs
ikr
Im like making up dialog for this conversation in my head
Im picturing Jan being all like, but Apple is alright man why are Epic so jelly? Amanda is like, its not about the jelly factor and Victor is like yeah its the principle of the thing
I bet Apples gonna buy Unity, what odds am I lookin at for that bet?
they're trading a community discord server for fortnite to be back on mobile
seems legit to me 
Thats somethin Apple is severely lacking in
I mean have you seen Tim Cook, that guy wouldnt know a dank meme if he was in it
Apple buy unity
Unity release there first commercial game
I still like his laser daggers cutting through Ricky Gervais, everyone else is trying not to laugh too hard Tim is just like blank face... burn burn burn
send help
Maybe this is all part of Epics plan to help Unity
they got together with em and devised this plan to trick Apple into buying them
Tim is all like, Im nothing without you guys so Im gonna give you the best mega present ever, no its not a grant its something better
Its rich parents
Or.. and here me out hear... or
we could smoke a lot of crack
... and since I just transposed those words... I'm going to forget to open the garage door
camera talking
Fabulous and afraid.
erect and ashamed
baked and frayed
That provides more insight than I ever wanted to have
There are secret shenanigans going on
reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdXo8uJ9NSk
A performance art group presents "Dicknanigans," a theatrical piece about society, consumerism and blows to the groin.
About Key & Peele:
Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from “Gremlins 2” to s...
waves his hand Theres nothing to see here, move along
we should have our own secret shenanigans voice chat where we talk about the flavour of different ramen powder sachets from around the world
dicknanigans
"its dialogue without dialogue"
I was wondering... does anyone know what the floating point accuracy number is in UE5? I presume its more than the 6 we've been using for years now. Anyone know?
I'm afraid you're going to have to get past a diagnosis of exploded nut syndrome to find out
do you need to pay fee for publishing a game on phone or no?
depends on the phone and how you publish it, every platform is different
also depends on the target audience
I peed my pants by just looking at its eye... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy_26C-2gSs
EXTENDED EDIT NOW LIVE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8el3syekK0
In partnership with the Cape Eleuthera Institute (@ceibahamas), we managed to achieve history, tagging an animal from a submersible (submarine) for the first time EVER.
Our objective was the deep-sea #s...
peekaboo...
any mods online? <@&213101288538374145>
the secret meeting is over 😯
@solar summit What's up?
am i allowed to post links to jam sign pages when looking for team members in #game-jam-lfg ? @steel jackal
Im used to their bias but this time, they can fuck themselves with their ever increasing hack journalism.
that was the whole point
it was over the top, but extremely funny.
it was only as over the top as the Apple one was
Yeah some people are critising it as Epic being tonedeaf to whats going on in the world and its like wtf when Apple released theirs it was just as much bull going on and they were complaining too
Fair game. I love it but I agree it comes off as at least slightly disingenuous.
back when that advert was originally on, our police force was beating Miners on a picket line.
When Epic made it, Apple were using child labour. Still are, probably always will.
Ive just heard people drop the BLM movement like you cant support both Epic and it
westerners really dont have any concept of what a real dictatorship is like anyways so its kinda silly to make any comparisons since 1984 is a work of fiction
Internet people.
@pearl elk thats unfair. Anyone with half an education can read about dictators.
reading about them isnt the same as actually experiencing it
no but thats not the point
I couldn't tell you what it was actually like living under Nazi germany, but I can claim it to be wrong and compere actions to others.
but my argument is that westerners complaining about western companies being tonedeaf cuz of BLM is just as bloody tonedeaf to the people who live under real heavy oppression
its like go wear a burqa you bloody nincompoops'
I'm not parsing this
its the internet. Failure to parse is a common procedure. Check the manual under "fuck it im out of here"
its like a white guy telling another white guy to shut up and support black people, yeah not tone deaf
Yeah, I'm hung up on a couple of things here. Like... what BLM has to do with a corporate pissing contest and what any of that has to do with a dictatorship
social media was most definitely one
I have no idea, people are just saying that black people are oppressed and that to stop a real Orwellian nightmare go outside and protest or soemthin cuz what Epic is doing isnt a protest its just a money grab
Dont ask me where Jim Sterling got that angle from
I think he's just butthurt cuz he had to walk his large ass down the street in protest
and all Epic had to do was file paper
Living in Mississippi does expose one to a fair bit of racist bullshit
Yeah I see it alot here in Australia too but I also see rich black people all the time living it up in the western freedomlands
infact Im kinda jelly
Think how stupid the average person is, and consider that half of the people are even stupiderer than that.
Holy shit, it's George Carlin
You guys are right, I give people too much credit 🙂
I miss that guy, he was a legend
and Stephen Hawking, damn he was the shit
why do the idiots live longer
Never assume malicious intent, when negligence will explain it. Never assume negligence when sheer stupidity really is the answer.. 😄
what I know right now is that I'm tired of this fucking migraine and corporations are going to do dumbshit posturing and people will line up and join teams for it because they really want to be unpaid PR
Jim Sterling said that @pearl elk ?
Hanlon's Razor - Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.
Yeah he did, I paraphrased but that was the gist of the argument
occam's razor. You did it. Everyone knows. Just admit it.
Occam's Razor - The thing that no one ever uses correctly
Epic bad cuz theyre a company and they make money, sure Epic has done a few shitty things but that doesnt mean you cant support something which benefits the entire industry
ahh, thanks @light spruce
@pearl elk I thought he would been more astute to the situation than that considering his "crusade" to single handedly point out scams in the game industry
He was too much in a rush to get the clip out and get his own PR
yeah figures
I'm guessing there was probably some more nuance to it than the paraphrasing suggests
ill check it out for sure. He's someone I've respected for a long time, even when I disagreed with him
Jim is way smarter than he lets on, when he does good work you know it but some of his shit is just as shameless cashgrab as the companies he rallies against
Im okay with people making money but you cant really complain about PR stunts in a clip which is virtually a PR stunt for your almost 1 million subs
the original was designed to make money from a PR stunt by appropriating George Orwell at an apt time in history during the most watched advertisement slot in the world.
so why not eh. Capitalism rules.
Looking out for the little guy, sorry if you arnt a little guy you cant really represent us to the best of your ability now 🙂
I really believe this is about more than just money, Tim has talked out about this for years and now finally he is in the position to do something.
for sure
Im sure if he could become President and help black people in the US he'd do that too but one thing at a time
He's also said some dumb shit before too.
We all have, I once said Minecraft didnt have a story
At one point it didn't
I could have atleast played ir first before talking out of my arse
Its how we learn and improve ourselves
When you assess your role in life. You have options. You can go down the route of negative capitalism, or neo-capitalism, where exploiting everyone you can is the only rule. Greed is good. But you sell your soul to do it. Seems to me like Tim is a person who cares more about nature and humanity than any of the money and things he owns. If money was a motivation, we simply wouldn't be having this talk right now.
I wish I could remember what it was... it was something that was absurdly out of touch
In the abstract sense money will always be a point to bring up. But this time, it's not about a singular entity's money. It's about power to the individual and their ability to get a slice. Thats real honest capitalism. Or as I call it, positive capitalism.
Try tell anti-capitalists that tho. Start a war I tell thee.
I didnt like that Jim said what will Epic do for you nothing, cuz the amount of free shit they give away is astronomical
I think its time to kitbash something. 2 days of nothing but this has worn me out and now the anti-Epic people are surfacing through paid articles and social media posts, my cynical mind can't take it. I'll get angry so Megascans and Kitbash3d it is 😄
Its no bullshit free too, you dont have to input your grandmas maiden name, scan a QR code, buy a raffle ticket and sell your sisters old phone
true story. I have an old credit card number registered that ran out years ago. It still allows me to get the free stuff. That's how free that shit is.
everyone sells your data to China, how do you think Apple makes so much money 😛
good thing about the Chinese is they have a really good firewall
though overpriced hardware
so once its there its safe, unlike the US who just hands it out to anyone
@zinc matrix How can they do that? Technically they are China. More likely selling it back to the western companies who want it 😄
Im more concerned with them spending billions on fighter jets which are paperweights on the ground
like if you want to talk security
Jim Sterling makes his money out of outrage
the f-35 needs strict ground security just so someone doesnt plug somethin into one of its USB ports
if he ever says something good about Epic the FuckEpic crowd will turn on him instantly and he'll be jobless 😄
He has a fairer stance usually. It's not often I see him biased without damn good reason
good old days of leaving your cockpit unlocked is gone cuz its all whizzbang gadgets
The F-35 is a total shitshow all around
what a pile of fucking garbage that continues to be a complete money toilet
Give me a su-57 felon any day
Yeah. Just fly the freaking missiles like a drone if anything. Supports SDL and XInput
and you know what, we go to war with Russia and China... I'll blend right in and shoot em up the arse
hows that for security 😛
There are things you need planes for. They needed updated planes. They have failed to get that.
I'll be a bearded old guy on a tv show, who smokes a pipe, wears a tweed jacket and explains both sides whilst stating nothing.
hey big brains guys
wouldnt it be nice if from the crash report you could directly navigate to the cpp files mentioned
Russia is even beating the US to the automated wingman thing too
please, spend some hours of your life filing a feature request
on behalf of all us medium size brain folk
@azure chasm depends, which crash report? VS? Unreal's? Windows?
cpp files are a chinese conspiracy
the c stands for china
chinese populist party
pretty sure it's c pee poop
you mean like a hyperlink, is that what you want
yea
those are so 80s man
hyperlink
lmao
cyberspace
okay how about DHTML then
@azure chasm well in that case no. As you can see the crash happened down the chain. So it would need something special/AI based to figure out which line was the actual cause of the crash. Such is the nature of the crash
what you want 2020 to be like 1984 or somethin 😛
no i just mean like if they were all hyperlinks
oh yeah that would be nice
I think I do have a thingo which does that in the log when UE4 is running
You could do that I guess. Perhaps engine wide would be easier
Expert Log or somethin
expert log?
Time to set Warp Factor Dick and cruise down the information superhighway
Enhanced Output Log
lmao
I like Expert Log better 😛
I laid one of those earlier
I shoulda taken a pic, took 3 flushes
I did a TCrap. It's like a TMap but it's two poos instead
The UK government could buy ARM: https://twitter.com/DanielZeichner/status/1293504943421358082
and you can't replicate either one of them
I just visualised that in the editor and almost spat my coffee out
Wasnt ARM already sold overseas
wait, I though ARM was fighting with it's own Chinese branch for control?
was that issue solved already?
Since you can't replicate sets or maps and half the shit only works with arrays anyway.. I'm not exactly sure why they're a thing
This is a lie
the you should be ashamed of yourself Mons
I am, every day
wait, if this is a lie is a lie, then its the truth right?
This statement is false.
!!
now crash, you fucking robots
A tensorcore says what
ARM was bought by SoftBank, a Japanese company, earlier but they really need money now so they are selling ARM
huh... I actually do have sudo installed. That's odd.
As long as Intel doesnt get ARM we are all good
they'd just bury it
make everyone buy atoms instead
did you all get the kitbash3d assets they just gave away?
@zinc matrix thanks a lot ...now I'm sitting here trying to figure out why my vm hosts have sudo
just added this free minikit. Its like 3.6gb in fbx/obj format so its hardly mini. But they also gave all their legacy packs away for free to unreal users.
automatically installed from some ldap stuff I think. It's not like anything is dependent upon it. my guests don't use it
They upgraded my free pack to one of the new premium packs. So I bought a slum. Because I fkin live in one.
one of the nice things is you can download them as Unreal projects. So it saves time setting it all up
Tbh I've not found any use for any of them.
Why did you crop Robocop out of that photograph?
Maybe I need to look at them again.
I like that they have a Houdini download
"Dead or alive, I'm watching you pee"
its better when you have a few of the same styled kitbash packs I guess. That and most of the time pieces look basic until the right lighting setup is done. Good for static bits of arts tho
Yeah I'm going to load up the Utopia one. not sure i ever even looked at it
that one looks like it was designed as a set piece from modular bits tbh. Lots of road right?
no idea, it was free
they musta run a marketing campaign with a lead up to the free stuff cuz I saw kitbash3d on instagram just earlier and was meaning to check it out all night
Level design is not a thing that I've done
they did
I saw someone working on Cyberpunk 2077 testimonial, I was like ooh must check that
had a survey too which gave everyone a free premium pack
launched new sets and upgraded old ones
@fathom wadi where was the give away of assets ?
just sign up to kitbash3d and all the legacy kits are available to download
I was already signed up so I guess its just unlocked now
At the most basic level, we’re fighting for the freedom of people who bought smartphones to install apps from sources of their choosing, the freedom for creators of apps to distribute them as they choose, and the freedom of both groups to do business directly.
the fudge? I swear I saw it in an email
I just see one city kit for free on their shop
and need to enter all the info just to get a free kit lmao
This page is on promotion since a while all over intagram
and nobody really uses this assets
see this is tripping me out now. Originally I did the survey and got a code for the Edo Japan set. Which is now legacy but was not then. So when the announcement on the 11th happened, I was given a new code to get one of the new packs because I was in the survey. I swear it said its because the legacy kits were being unlocked, but I guess not.
well no I read something like
you had old packs and gave you the new ones ?
Broken dreams
I think you may have gotten the Marc special.
thats actually disappointing. I thought it would have been really nice to have those packs out there for everyone, then sell premium ones to sustain it.
Just like life...ultimately disappointing
I've got 5 wonderful kids and 2 that I raise as my own. Doesn't matter how disappointing my life is now as long as they are all safe. I'll take the hit 😄
Good lord. I don't even know that many people
Not sure I do outside of the internet anymore. Lockdown doesn't help.
im symbiotic with my computer at this point
as long as my whiskey bottle loves me

that's what they want you to think
oh wait
were they Quebecois?
French-Canadians. People from Quebec.
well, that's why
every single Quebecois I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with was a super dickhole
I don't think I've ever had any issues with Canadians: Standard Edition
Canadian here, Up yours! 😄
we dislike quebecers too 🙂
want some maple syrup on your waffles eh?
"Keep your dick in a vice."
Facebook joins Epic in criticizing Apple's in-app purchasing policies https://t.co/QEez4FHyGf
oh boy.
Nothing like having whatever point you're trying to make be undermined by "the man covered in shit"
they'll drag it out for a long-ass time, settle, and maybe the percentages will shift. Nothing else is going to happen unless the DOJ decides to pursue antitrust
which is pretty unlikely
same as valve, spotify, tinder and norde vpn
and that's why I said it's corporate posturing
Is there an option somewhere to set the Vault cache to auto delete?
Do I really need both a win64 and win32 version of these?
do 100MB matter in 2020?
I'll take every bit I can get
It bothers me that it's installed if there's no reason for it other than it was included by a default somewhere.
it's probably required to display the overlay for 32 bit games
actually, I just realized I've never seen the EGS overlay
idk, I'd be interested to know if it is actually used by something.
Yeah, that would drive me nuts. Looks awesome, but I'd hate it.
love the mouse though
it took a while to get used to the colorfulness lol
love the mouse though
It's a Glorious Model O, one of the rare ones that fit my hand properly for gaming
G604 here
Oh I like their white keyboard
if they had that in a numpad less model
G604 here
Nice
I have to look for ambidextrous mice since usually I use the mouse with my right but for gaming with my left hand. I'm right handed but my FPS aim with the right hand is awful, left is spot on lol
🤷♀️
it sucks because there isn't really that many good ambidextrous mice out there
I imagine those are hard to find.
yeah
so im coming from unity anybody know a good template for me to "tear apart" so that i can see how it all works so that i can experiment and go my own direction in my stuff
The learning projects in the editor are pretty good for that
its still downloading a friend told me to check it out didnt even know it had such things in it tbh
How long have you been using Unity?
years but just as a hobby
gotcha
i made few basic fps games nothing that worked smoothly of anything
i feel useless playing bf4 because i die all the time but i don't want to do anything else
That's what vodka is for.
need to save money for a haircut
I had a haircut 8 moths ago.
i hate dying all the time in this game!
i don't want to go back and play rising storm 2: vietnam because i'm not a fan of historical warfare games
even though i don't have to worry about tanks and i feel more productive in that game despite the deaths not being counted
can't refund either game too
I don't know anything about shoot shoot games. Too violent for me.
I got bored of BF4 cos I just owned too hard 
actually I don't remember why I stopped playing it
something else probably came along
despite what the stats say, in more traditional game modes, cod is the only game where i walk away with a positive kdr
fairly consistently
I've played FPS games ~20 years so I'm kinda alright at them lol
i'm feeling sleepy but i'm watching a livestream while playing and i don't want to sleep until i feel like i'm competent
Multi-tasking is probably why you are so bad at the game. Multi-tasking is just doing two tasks badly. People who think they are good at multi-tasking are fooling themselves.
i don't even try to multi-task. i am watching a livestream since i do tend to feel lonely but i hide chat in game and mute other players
unbound the scoreboard binding so i hopefully can't and don't focus on kdr
fuck, can't unbind it when i'm dead
Can't do anything when you are dead.
if i die (which is often) i can still use TAB to see my kdr
idk if coffee would help because it generally just worsens my stress or makes me sleepy
even in an infantry-only map i suck at this game, agh
if you suck.. the best thing to do is to use noob tubes
:D
or C4 or something that other players think is "cheap"
well okay maybe not the best thing... but they're fun lol
my coordination is too shit for that and i prefer not to play assault
rocket launchers
:D
or.. shotguns I guess
I used to run around with a shotgun and a rocket launcher in CODMW and ohh boy using a rocket launcher as a primary would piss people off so bad
although the riot shield was definitely the salt king
as long as i'm not playing warzone or ground war in cod mw i find that game piss easy in comparison
i'm gonna have to consider uninstalling steam and selling all my gaming-related hardware, including this very laptop i play games on
That's it, I'm buying a whole house power backup
A diesel generator? :D
Frigging power is out again
Probably one that hooks into the natural gas
They have some that are about the size of an ac unit and not too noisy
Yeah, if gas goes out probably much bigger problems than power
just wait another month
I think I'm going to have to buy another fridge and 3 more large shelving units...
hehehe
What does this mean?
Ugh, the most bizarre issues always with EasyMultiSave..
Facebook joins Epic or what?
Apparently if you spawn stuff on BeginPlay of the Game Mode, those objects will save just fine... they just won't load
I like EMS because when it works it's super straightforward
but man there are so many random weird corner cases with it...
Such is life.
such is laifu without waifu
Life is much more straightforward without a wife.
such is copeing
Are you saying that I am coping?
no i said copeing
What language is that word from? I am just trying to figure out if you are insulting me or not.
its not healthy to assume everyone in the world is insulting u
It is only you.
Coping - noun - the top, typically sloping, course of a brick or stone wall.
Coping - verb - to invest one's own conscious effort, to solve personal and interpersonal problems, in order to try to master, minimize or tolerate stress and conflict.
Those are the only two English words I can find. Is copeing a word from a different language? @zinc matrix
is it really necessary to ping me if its just two of us here
Can you please tell me the language you got the word copeing from so I can learn what you mean?
there is nothing to be learned here
You never really know until you try.
I'm just trying to get him to admit he is insulting me so I can screenshot it and send it to the moderators of this Discord and get him banned.
Yeah ... I don't think that baiting him into something that minor is going to result in him getting banned. But, what the hell do I know. Good luck
I'm just trying to get him to admit he is insulting me so I can screenshot it and send it to the moderators of this Discord and get him banned.
ngl thats very rude
I am just being honest that every time I see you on here I will be looking for any bit of evidence I can use to form a case to get you banned from this Discord.
why
If you follow the rules you have nothing to worry about. I am only observing and screenshotting.
thats stalking
I am not following you anywhere. I am just going to be in lounge like normal.
It is normal for me to leave lounge open while I work in Unreal or am drawing or making music or watching YouTube.
I already have 3tb of SSD free.
I realized that I had the same collection of folders in over 4 different locations across my differ SSDs and portable HDDs...
life on the edge
I have backups on three different ZFS arrays
ZFS??
Well, the stuff I am referring to is the kind of stuff that doesn't need backed up.
This is just sloppy management on my part.
That's the advantage of having it all automated
Can't really automate the fact that I have a computer in the US, a laptop, and my main computer in China that was locked in quarantine for months so I was working on the laptop.
you've evidently never heard of a robot
And a lot of the duplicate stuff is things I was moving between my school and work computer. Things like cat videos to show my students or powerpoints.
Robots get quarantined too.
fucking racists
You think robots are immune to Corona?
I wish I had a fat blunt to smoke right about now.
I don't actually know drug dealers
Well, they are also not immune to Corona, so don't shake his/her hand.
I was going to say that instead of all that, I would make a cup of coffee and get to work ... but I don't think that I have any milk.
You could try doing a backflip.
I could think of a lot of far less painful ways to kill myself
Have you ever tried feeding a cat a bell pepper?
No. But I do manage to forget to zip up my pants about six times a week.
it's also not going to rain this week now.. so there went my range time
Did you know that many trees thrive after a forest fire and that having a natural cycle of fires leads to healthier forests overall?
I'm painfully aware after my yard burned down.
Are there redwood trees growing in your yard now?
not since I turned them into picnic tables
You must have cut them down when they were still small.
if it works for cat tacos, it works for trees
cat tacos taste the best
I'm reminded that I really need to get breakfast today.
Haven't been eating enough lately
fart
Eat as if your life depends on it
might be the problem; doing something like your life depends on it requires that you care about your life
i want to change the world with my games
You can, but only once you change your profile picture.
Im going to enslave the world and force them to create my games
copy that, Mr. China
ngl
Super easy ... 😛
How