Here's my test code

[steady pine]

I cannot for the life of me figure out what I am doing wrong but it still isn't doing the thing on my machine 😐

wait I left my stupid table in there

[delicate crypt]

I don't entirely know how ChaosOS set up his table const to be "received" later, my attempts to put it into earlier hooks didn't work, so I just shoved the test array into the same hook.

[steady pine]

it works, woooo

I subscribe to the chaos theory of javascript. someone else writing something that works will cause all the rules of the language to work differently for everyone but them.