#general-chat
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Hi 
how have you been
for that joke? it was bad yes...
everytime i look in this server now i see you
I’m doing fine
wbu?

EWH!!
Lmao 😭😭 I’m just kinda bored
Shed!!!
im gooddd tyfa
Marcel something, go scam somewhere else
I got a LOT of slots left in my guild. But you don’t meet the requirements. And I lost the guild discovery.
I still got the discovery button
same boat at one point seeing 100 requests a day was not uncommen
the biggest problem i see with guilds is its a fast way to grow a server\
This is not good
think of the use in scam servers or other no good things
I keep telling my friends everytime when I’m at their birthday to not let me drink much and yet they do this every freaking year and now I’m dizzy as hell
Dont discord drunk
i cant touch booze any more because of... i have no off switch
I know but I can manage 
ill drink till the bottle is gone...
Real tho like I become an alcoholic at every party
It was because of a drunk server owner, I left that server, because he was cyber bullying in the worst way
Yeah ok that’s just awful
i tend to lose my filter when i am drunk
I’d never do that even when drunk
i tend to lose it when im sobor
Yeah, its the lead dev of that Selaco game
Like I can still control myself even tho I see 5 screens and it’s legit the same screen I’m texting on
Ive decided to not tell who, but fook that, everyone deserves to know what horrible person that beeing is
There is always one person like that, I probably was that person ages ago but I’ve changed for the better
i mean when you get drunk you can become a diffrent person....
I probably dont mean shet about what he say, but its not really fun when you cant tell if its joking or not
Well Corn I sent you a friend request, don’t have many friends on discord cause yeah a lot happened recently don’t wanna discuss it but yeah it’s up to you, you do seem like a chill dude tho
that is the problem is when i am drunk i can become a pervert... and make mean MEAN "jokes"
No u
Totally, I become nice and happy and then I sleep for 48 hrs
I sent me a friend request, I don't trust myself so I don't accept it
Yeah, but mean is just too mean. He also mutes everyone that have opinons themself and dont agree with his
Same
This is whats happens when he was drunk
Then starts backfire and calling everyone wierd stuff
Crazy
lol i once told some one to stop being a drama queen just because your drunk donst mean you can call me a butt
agreed
I'm a good owner, not the best, I miss certain things... like the feedback channel didn't allow people to send messages...
So dont buy that Selaco game, now you know what person the lead dev can be
we both were sloshed
Hes not........stable
...
<@&1168422950685384765>
I own myself and that’s enough can’t bother with the additional responsibility
REPORT IT TO THE PROPPER CHANNELS
Ye, I run a gamejam server but dont touch alcohol. Those people can atleast manage and know right from wrong lol
Mhm
report the member on discord for harassment and report the things on the other plat form via the platform its self
I swear every time I do something in my servers, I always forget the category permissions
good god this is like the 1000th time you wer told this...
😂
view server as role is a life saver
ello
I mean yeah sure but I don't use it as I have too many roles to look at and I want the job done fast
I cant really say much, but that owner is on some condition and can either be a manageable peron, or mentally unstable
I stop it there lol

lol i feel that
Okay that's a lie, I only have 3 roles to look at out of like 73
......73 o.o
oh... then i cant relate
Wait, no 79 roles
93...
Invite me to that place and I add those bot profiles the guy yesterday had no proof of
(||This was a joke||)
Oh I immediately smacked back at that dude because he was saying "Google will save you" blah blah blah...
😂
He was talking about User Install apps
Then he said I was being rude
And rage baiting
yah... I GOOGLE BEFORE I ASK!!! numbskull
oh i miss this?
I dont think he saw what he was saying lol
You can literally search "rage bait" see my message then scroll up, you'll see
no wondewr i was asleep
Brother wtf they have the rare badges ever
True
Ahh leave it deleted the msg
So you ghost pinged them, even worse
Its over
once you ping some one even if by error best to keep it up

i ping people by mistake all the time... stupid reply thingie

why isnt there a setting to have it off by default.... i always forget to turn it off and shift click is a desktop only
why did my brain wanna spell desktop like dexttop
Doxxtop
nitro badge

@inland flower
@marsh crater brother can u help 👀
Hi

Gimme free nitro / ||jk||

im poor
Hi poor

I always wait like a month before I update
It shows you your most used emojis
my sec account got the update
and the main no ;-;
Well yeah because it's rolling out randomly
I almost never use these emojis #media message
lol
That's what i was told in discord admins
I hate that feature, I use a tiling window manager and shrink Discord way beyond it’s min limit and accidentally press those damn emoji
You can choose the size of discord to be smaller than normal?
Yes, because the tiling window manager
Like smaller than your allowed
Can it fit inside a mouse house 🏠
Probably
Now it shows this
#media message
🧀
Thats the smallest I can shrink it down to
What the tablet
hllo
bruh
Who needs Discord, just button
hi
Smolcord
(You laughed, admit it)
It's just ord now
Nope
Wsg chat
But is it perfectly dark
Hello
@delicate fog Sorry, didnt see your request before now lol
Where dark
Joanna Dark
Can I get perfect dark in light mode

But if there is light mode in my house then my hood and green CLI will be ruined by the new scene
You have a whole street in your house 
Liminal house
This ain’t New York
Detroit?
Houserooms
Ohio 
No trains
I haven't heard Ohio memes for a long time
Dosent Ohio got boat houses
You got Florida mixed up
They got sharks driving in the left lane and holding up traffic
What? It’s factually accurate
Ye, true lol
No, it’s alligators
The big chomp chomps
No
The big wobble wobble
yesss same
Here we say hai
both are yummy fried
Most redneck thing you’ve said all year
You forgot the extra sauce

oh i am from redneck country
Wait you eat aligators
Explains everything
once in my life
dont it
Most bizarre thing I have ever heard
i'm a good samaritan don't ban me
Shed do you also eat Crocs
Hello good samaritan
Or is it only Gators
||Plasti||gators
How strict is moderation on here would i be punished if i say skibid
i wish
Crocs as in
No but we will stare at you and never blink
Wobble wobble CHOMP
Or Cornholio will get up close and breathe with his mouth
That's fine with me
welp there goes any hope for sleep
Does anyone know if there is a forum to give ideas for Discord to add to the platform?
Thanks!!
TELL THEM ||TO OPEN GUILDS||
Do it
||
||

I can see right through your spoiler
The key is to remove the spaces
I agree
No you can’t
You'll never reach my level of rolls
|| ||

||Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once||
dont you dare i hope guilds get scrapped
😂
But I can cut a coin and have multiple lives
🤔
What if I melt down coin and have more than one
Very intelligent
Scarlett is like Eminem, she never laughts
because nothing funny is said
I laugh, just at you, not with you
Damn

I'm not messing with her
Wise
good idea
I’m like Lego, you step on me it hurts.
Somehow i don't doubt that
I suggested a function like Instagram stories
Ewww
i mean you could be a land mine
I’m not aggressive. I’m like a bouncing betty, I go for the gut not the feet
the only thing worse is a lego land mine
Do legos really hurt
Well I have a trampoline with superglued Lego on top if you want to try
yo guys
Ouch
Not a bad idea might do it for science
is mac's keyboard good or not ?
No
No
lol
We have giff perms?
You do
whats with everyone doing random friend requests from this server 
let's play a game
Is that normal
i'll send a flag emoji if you name it you earn a point
🇯🇲
Jamaica
sith 1
It says flag "JM" when you hover over it
Sith 
Another Sith 
don't hover over it🤓
can anyone pls say how to turn off our pings by automod share me photo how to plsssss
🇵🇦
Panama
sith 2
Sith knows too much
🇪🇭
pls guyss dont ignore

?
I don’t know lol
huh
Apple silicon is literally 🔥
Mac giving 8-12h battery like insane
Tajikistan
Tajikistan
Brawl stars box

🇹🇭
Thailand
lol
sith 3 scarlett 1
I suck at flags
guyss come to my srv
🇵🇪
China
Peru?
fr
sorry
I don’t know
sith 5 scarlett 1
humiliation ritual
🇻🇪
remove scarlet name fr
Venezuela
Sudan?
sith 7

🏴
Scotland
sith 8 scarlett 1
I will put Lego in your bed
no he's just not american
As an american i agree
🇱🇧
Liberia
Sith, are you Googling these
no
No it's just
i meant to answer sith
Basic knowledge
No
not liberia
lebanon
Hello
I recently saw the Olympics lol and others I have general idea
It was a trap
so you thought it was liberia
I am on mobile
🇻🇦
I believe him
Well I hope you are mobile, imagine being immobile
lol
You can click emojis in mobile too 🥲
antarctica
sychelilyes
iirc
🇳🇱
Netherlands
yes holland
italy
sith 8 scarlett 2
what
🇲🇰

South Sudan
New
Taiwan
scarlett 4 sith 8
Can you give me a point out of pety
no way
🇨🇭
gl
fr
Albania
no wqay
Banana
palestine
istg discord needs to make gc admins
i hate it when people change the gc name and logo
and add people
Then make a server
Yep you need to make a server instead
Guys anyone of you do roblox game development?
what is roblox

is that a food?
A game
More like a collective teamwork and intellect of games
We can build games and play games there
Why do I feel like this is “do this for free”, can’t pay, slave labor
Cause it is
Everytime i click on the images icon on the bottom left my app crashes ( ios 18 )
Lol
it's like the minecraft modding community
You should make sure your app is on the correct version
they do get money from the mods websites
but it's mainly because they love minecraft
You’re a joke
I know
It is i redownloaded it and restarted my phone

hi
It didnt start happening after ios 18 but after a couple days this started happening i dont think it has to due with the new iosb
is that rex?
t-||shirt||
Maybe don’t use iOS beta
I didnt
more like coffee shirt
hi everyone, someone can help me with my computer ?
I am also on iOS 18 but I don’t have that issue
swallow the ram
it’s not a ram prblm lol
idk, what problen?
Could discord have banned me from using images
Nope
I can post nsfw gifs just fine
Could it be 🇮🇱
go to the exit section and choose your boot option
I hope they’re not implying what I think they are
Its a joke
Im a joke
they find any boot option that’s the prblm 😭
Jooooo
what


could it be toilet paper?
i don't thinl toilet papers are in computers
Im aryan saar

Wsp chat
🇩🇪🇸🇪🤴🏼
where are you all from
fr
Norwegen
Cope cope cope
Sweden
From the cloud
Konoha
Hello neighbour
Tatooine
try to find solution on the internet first idk
i'm french
Oh no its a Norwegian
Oh noo
russia
Baguette
it will be 3h that i’m trying to put on this computer 😭
😂
Brother we must destroy Finland
No, youre from Mos Eisley
I’m from the cloud district
True
finland is just beer
earth
That’s on Tatooine 
Wait rite

A long long time ago, with a Sith far away, Naboo was under an attack because Sith Happens


What if every continent was excreted besides Europe
LET'S COLONIZE AGAIN THE GOOD OL' DAYS
Nvm we have turkey and Romanians
everyone will die
How often do you think about ro-
rox?
Roping?
The only Roman I know is the one I go bowling with

Your cousin??
lets colonize asia
Do you know the coordinates to agrathra
what
Or just destroy north america south america africa and west/south asia
Nice gif perms
You do that then the internet goes bye bye forever
real
Not true
You forgot Europe
just destroy the usa
And Australia
No
and we will be fine
europe are the main colonizers
Australia isnt a real thing
We control over 90% of the internet
We’re just better and smarter get over it

its a myth
🇦🇺🦘🐨
Good luck rebuilding ICANN
Even ios is on the joke
🤔
Fine we can keep north anerica but we need a new governmental system

Ok ethnic

Koalas are cute
I want to eat one
They arent even real
black car
Kangaroos are scary, the only purpose is to drown animals or people 
smol car
blac smol car
They aint got shet on cats
black void
kangaroos could just conquer australia if they had the power to
Red pandas mog koalas
car nibble
Wat
Who won
Me
townhall
No, bird
hi shed
Baby wump wump won
what

Perfect
life
Is shet
is
...
@atomic dagger
uh oh


...
Don’t want to know
no one hurts womp
...
o.o
I had to cover baby wump wump eyes
Talk about how good makeup is
Rocky
Like I got a collection going
🪨
Makeup collection?
yes
wowerz
Like a drawer full of them
Different pallets of eyeshadow, bulk supply of foundation, different kinds of eyeliner, a metric ton of lipstick, and way too many different concealers, bronzers, blush, mascara and eyebrow pencils
A collection
I don’t do fake eyelashes tho, too painful if they come off

.............||how many||
you guys have horrible ping in vc aswell?

How can this spammer option get removed @buoyant reef I'm running 2 communities server and also using bot a lot and also do some bot payouts I need to type a lot. how can I remove this?
You can’t
All you can do is wait for it to go away on its own
means I need to be inactive for 2-3 days
Just gotta wait for it to go away on its own. In the meantime I would suggest not dming a lot of people in short periods of time

very sad but as I run 2 community server I get a lot of dms? now what to do in that case?
I can be toastmaster
You getting DMs is not an issue. You making DMs is the issue I believe
obv I need to answer all of them
As I said, you answering DMs is not the issue. It is when you create new DMs
yo so i need some help
i banned a guy from my server, and unbanned hin but when hes unabanned and allat he cant join thorugh any link
no matter what i do
probably had an alt
what does that mean for me?
0ooo means staff team can't help me in it? even tho
is there a way how i can "un-ip-bann" him
Means they had an alt, it got caught in the crossfire, so find that and might be open
he said he didnt
doesnt*
well he doesnt even have any alts
I’ve heard in the past that clearing the ban list can fix that
Oh god, imagine that on a large server
We have 100 members and barely people banned so its fine
I have well over 2300 bans on a few of mine
💀
?
Gonna be 2301, if I join
All manual
No worries ^^
Doubt, we have an entire list of prohibited conduct. It’s long and flavorful
LMAO it worked
😭💀ty man
..
I hope you saved the ones you’ve banned before
Ofc ye
i did but it never works
Good afternoon, what is the discord rule that says servers cannot have an nsfw channel? Since many people like this content and mainly profit from selling this content on large servers
That’s the only way
I mean it's obviously a scam someone told me he is pro dropshipping guy with millions and told and I need to send 100$ so he can do "product research"
right he's gonna help me get millions
well that's sad
Then block them, report them. Move on
probably scammed a lot of young people
he is dming a lot of people on a server
🤷♀️
I would totally write an article with the headline “Scamcord - How Discord didn’t learn from the senate.”
hi
any discord employee here?
Why
i have some problem
Like I Buyed Decoration For My Account But It Didnt Come To Account And My Money Gonne
thanks
Are the limited edition profile decors coming back
No one knows, it costs money
yea think so
ping
pong

I alived the chat.. kind of..
good afternoon

i need help ...
Oh great
hi
How is everyone doing today?
Need help? Feel free to check the useful links at #💡-resources. Have more questons? Someone in this server might beable to help!! Please ask for help in #peer-help!!
also
sheds advice
- Nothing is free
- Sometimers walking away for a few seconds is a good idea
- discord staff will never dm you nor ask someone to ask you to dm
- false reports are not a thing due to how discord works
- discord will never ask you to change any account information over dm
- discord staff do not have certificates
- sometimes if something sounds like a scam it is a
- Do not give admin to some one you cant punch
- every action has a reaction
Why walking away for a few seconds, just wump wump dance is enough

Also, ||dont ask about gu||-
im okay
about what?
good to hear
wbu?
i'm doing good so far
gtk
Where is my hello
still dealing ith my shoulder, but i took a hot shower this morning and it helped
Hello Scarlett 🙂
my sweet Daughter
Yay
No shes mine :(
No, she's mine

I've been up all night and day like 28 hours
damn
hope your next McDonald visit the ice-cream machine brakes down
i cant sleep
I'm a neutral party in this, I'm neither, I'm an individual entity. My own person
i am shed nothing and everything
i love this server i cant saywhat first comes to mind so i gotta get creative
I can hate on Discord in here, it's freeing
Protip: Have proof, about statements 
discord is discord
Corddisk
like ill use buddy instead of dumb donkey
im the great discordio
Cornhodiscordio
Like Events being broken because who programmed it sucks at their job

it's doesnt just works
Definitely a Todd Howard creation
welp... i did a massive goof today... i just found outr a user selectable role in my guild had..... kick ban manage roles and member perms...
woops
it was like that for over 180 days
Omg a Bethesda Discord clone, floating icons, messages hovering just slightly and an entire channel is just empty land but it's "to our vision"
yessssss
do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword

what
Animated "it just works" server banner
90% of the platform is just NPCs with half baked voice lines
i need to contact moderators
bout?
Oh and like 30 minutes of an intro that's unskippable
And automated "another settlement, need your help" messages
Automod is just an Oblivion guard dialog when you commit crimes
how do I punch my overseas friend
can i put a buckets on moderators heads?
you left mutual crazy fast aw shucks 😞
No, they patched that
like in skyrim
Shrym
~
tgm
player.additem f 1000000
player.setlevel 100
~
there all set
can i have a dovahkiin badge?
I want a Brotherhood bagde
what is the music of life?
Nah, that's DLC just like horse armor, everything fun is locked behind Creation Club

hello
hi
To top it, you need SKSE to install ||MEE6||
It's not MEE6, it's REE6
and what about races and skills?
Locked behind a paywall
let me guess
Season Pass
Hi Everyone!
hi
c
someone stole your sweet roll?
Tunnelsnakes forever
do you play Skyrim?? lol

Wrong Beth game
there's a few guards on Skyrim that say that phrase.
Unless i'm thinking on elder scolls online
yeah it's fun
i watch my husband play Skyrim.
When you steal infront of people point blank
"Is someone there" 
yup
Wait wat
O rite, its in Fallout 3 too lol
"stay out of trouble, khajiit."
i like when a guard rambles on that he couldn't have been dragonborn, then something about his cousin. lmao

"THIEF!!!"... um no, I've been trying to reach you about your horse's extended warranty
why
You got proof?
That's ture
What qualifies as an idiot?
Show us proof
you don't even know me.
rude
Looks like they've been looking at their own server and came here to vent
Entitled human right here guys, take it all in 😛
must be another person an tht speed ban quest
<@&1168422950685384765>
looks like someone woke up on the wrong side on their bed
Its over
YEET
That was quick, thanks
Vacation 🛫
I need one..
We love Juju
its so over...
Who here is American

my gf went to germany and didn't bring me there 😢
that's an odd question.......
Why
If so say ur full name I am doing research where I find the most common names and surnames for a new heritage app I am building name is confidential for reasons of promotion
Only if ur comfortable
Yeah no, you want to get yeeted
nope nope nopity nope
i already know my heritage, not getting mine
Nah, privacy is strict on discord, please respect it.
Another instance of someone not reading rules
and that kind of info can probably be found via google...fyi
Dont make me bother our busy mods, again
minecraft mods
Don't cyber stalk me or Discord will have a fun letter from my lawyer
I want to cuddle this thing
me too
I can cuddle baby wump wump

oh wait, i have a real cat i can cuddle
🥺

Baby wump wump is so soft
WHAUT! 
Like the plushie?
Baby wump wump is my little baby
aw
How does one do spoilers again?
Pipes |
pipes
double || on both sides of the message
||pipes||
||something here||
||yeah||
Escape character. Discord uses markdown both in message box and messages. I do the same for my apps
||hi mouse||
||
||
(( hello))
I should've copied it
We could totally screw with the Discord Staff a little. Just pure escape characters like it's borked
LMAO i go by klip tbh but this is fine
I go by ||



||
I go by
Oh this is my jam 
I know this trick, you can't fool me, mouse.
it's not what you think it is
🤨
NOO-

turns into dust

Don't worry I got tape and super glue
thanks

I got the hand vac
I got salt and pepper
I got the emergency server reformat bazooka

i got Franks Hot Sauce
Eww
lol
well, i would have said i have Worchestershire Sauce, but then i could be reported for kidnapping. lol
It's like CaseOh, buys the most generic chick noods and adds 2 bottles of frank's, witch blend right there
…💀
Korean fire noodles with Tabasco :chefkiss: I somehow lost the emoji 
Well I have some Carolina reaper sauce with an extra kick. I add like 20 drops, does nothing to me
How do I download the bot for my Discord server
Go to bots website and add to your server
I've hallucinated just a little having too much but initially it's like nothing then tickles. That is unless I smoke afterwards then it kind of tickles the back of my throat a little bad...
Oh u smoke?

Nah... c'mon that's unfortnuate
I don't vape. Did once but it's just not my thing
One thing tho, tobacco or other thing?
Vape is even worse apparently but that doesn't make regular smokes a better choice
pfft
The one that comes in a pack at any store or gas station, the one that is taxed to hell
Good
cooked
Hope the tax increases, saves more lives
I only started smoking when I was like 18, because of my ex

vapes are so bad for you
Well ngl I snus it's called feel free to search it up xD
Out of spite not peer pressure

dunno. i've been vaping for about 8-9 years. haven't had bronchitis once...used to get it like 2-3 times a year ('course I make my own vape juice also)
i look at it this way its far better then smokeing
Only nicotine here for me, tobacco nasty ahh
Keeps my teeth and breath fresh
Well mouth overall
what you iv your cigs?
I don't smoke
i use to... pain to quit.. unless you are broke
It's called "Snusa"
Time to tuck baby wump wump in bed
Goodnight Scarlett
nini wumpie
I’m not sleeping
i mis read that for a split second
Well yeah but who is wump wump
smh

Anyone interested in checking out my bot?
good evening town hall
Hello Lili!
Yay Lili
Coca cola or Fanta?
morning
How was your day
orange fanta

Sippy sippy

hewo 

dr.pepper
Eww
Sugar
well i wasnt gonna share
Ugh I have too many playlists 
I would rather grated cheese in a Pepsi left to go flat and thrown into an alleyway for a year, then drink it than to drink Dr Pepper
.... its not thatr bad
Same
:(
Never ever liked dr.pepper dk why it's so pop
try it hot
But then again haven't tried it for 10+ years so
It’s like a poor person’s Pepsi designed to sound good until you taste it
boil it and ad a lemon wheel
I don't even like Pepsi honestly, I mean I can drink it if someone offers it but I wouldn't rly just go to a store and buy a bottle of Pepsi
Oh I hate Pepsi
would you look at the time .... gotta run\
Goodbye see you around 
never heard of fanta exotic
Best thing in the whole universe, I recommend it 😛
sorry 😂
fanta exotic is it a new around
it did?
ded chat
hi guys im balnket
I have a question: why is the Discord block feature useless?

Hi Blanket!




just ignore the shoe boxes