Basically the problem is that the keyboard spams keys at random and it shows up as such as if it's constantly being pressed and released in the wooting analog monitor (I have footage of it) and no matter what I do, anything except taking the switch out is ineffective.
Here's the proof of what it's doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQtzxZCfq9Y
And it's doing this with some keys more than others (F5, arrow left, alphanum 6 and fn+J - the rewind track function- are the most spammed), but sometimes another random key does it for no apparent reason.
It also doesn't matter what settings I use for it, because there were times where it was doing this with and without the 8khz polling mode on, independent of RT or any other settings turned on or off.
My best guess is that it has something to do with the microcontroller or one of the components misreading the magnetic resonance and interpreting it as a low input (even here it's inconsistent, sometimes it's very low input of 0.1, other times it goes up to 0.5 or more).
When I asked one of the staff members when I brought the keyboard at COE, he told me I should make a post about it in the discord and await for some further instructions as it falls under warranty-related issues.
To be noted: the keyboard was doing the same thing across multiple computers and as far as I know, my table is not made out of metal, because if it was, my two other devices would've acted up too (both of the UwUs and the 2HE), but it's only the 80 doing this.
I hope I can get some response on what I should do next (I have to send emails, etc).