also-off-topic

[quartz flume]

mama i live

[thorn salmon]

i dont usually live for color tattoos but thats clean as a whistle

esp the cat

[quartz flume]

truke

come to rimini w me

🌹

italia

[thorn salmon]

rimini the city of romance🔥

lets go to vatican city

[quartz flume]

is it

[thorn salmon]

idk

it is when we there

[quartz flume]

i live there

[thorn salmon]

wow

[quartz flume]

papa leo is my friend

[thorn salmon]

you are one of 1000 citizens

rarest user ever

[quartz flume]

i am the first citizen

[thorn salmon]

woah

hey

you are history

[quartz flume]

mythical discord friend list pull

thank you

[thorn salmon]

you were born to make history

[quartz flume]

i am history

[frosty stump]

Uuuuuuuuuu very colorful

[thorn salmon]

yhu are Jeff History...

[frosty stump]

Not my thing but very cool nonetheless

Still pretty cool

[lapis grove]

I got added to the work gc already

[quartz flume]

and you are john biology…

[thorn salmon]

bae

[quartz flume]

the first man ever….

[thorn salmon]

thats what i was thinking

like legit

[quartz flume]

bae

[thorn salmon]

aww

[quartz flume]

wtf

[frosty stump]

Good shit

[thorn salmon]

scared as fuck lowkey

[quartz flume]

come to my temple

[thorn salmon]

Coming Forth🩵

Asian Goddess

[quartz flume]

sit on my bike

[thorn salmon]

can u ride bike

[quartz flume]

RISE

yes

i have 10 bikes

[thorn salmon]

bitch yay

do u wanna fly on my ebike

[quartz flume]

how

[thorn salmon]

if u can get on lowk u might be too short ijbol

[thorn salmon]

wings

like the regalia in ffxv

[desert patio]

BRO THIS IS FOR AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION

[quartz flume]

i am 186cm

[thorn salmon]

not reading allat

[desert patio]

EXACTLY

[thorn salmon]

can i climbing yhu?

[desert patio]

IM NOT tryna do allat

[frosty stump]

??

[quartz flume]

just got flashbanged

[glass pewter]

Sooner or later we all will

[thorn salmon]

why are half the questions abut drivers license

[quartz flume]

Declien🌸

[desert patio]

heavy equipment shit

[thorn salmon]

baby you sleeping on the couch

[thorn salmon]

this>>>>>>>>writing a letter of motivation for a shitty parttime job

i be doing all that just to be ghosted or rejected after 2 weeks of waiting

[lapis grove]

Lovely people

[thorn salmon]

starbucks employees always look be cool people

good first job

[frosty stump]

God I hope the AC unit gets fixed tomorrow

[trim ridge]

Writing cover letters

[frosty stump]

Called the company they said they're gonna dispatch a technician asap

I basically told them, no not asap, TOMORROW

Cause my employees be cooking alive at work

Temps rising tomorrow as well so that isn't making it any better

[glass pewter]

Rip employes

[lapis grove]

4 hrs left smh

I’m only bored bcs I’m doing nothing

[wintry oyster]

Minesweeper on the computer surely

[glass pewter]

Omg i never new you got boered when you do nothing

[thorn salmon]

LOL

[glass pewter]

Im only spouting logic

[desert patio]

Man I hate applying for jobs

Feels like I dont even know how to or something like im looking all the wrong places

[wintry oyster]

Been there done that

Applebees wants you back

[desert patio]

how is there 10 thosand instances of construction going on all around me constantly

[wintry oyster]

Trust

[desert patio]

yet I cant find anywhere right by me

I dont have a car i cant travel yet

[wintry oyster]

Ohh

[desert patio]

im DOWN to but like i couldnt go 100 miles with my dads truck

[wintry oyster]

Yeah, he likely would approve

That’s a long way too

Wouldn’t*

If the commute is worth the gas money though

Depending on what truck it is too, thing is going to guzzle gas

[willow venture]

Apply for a library wombat

Become wise

[lapis grove]

@thorn salmon I forgot the Starbucks mascot is a siren

They got me working the 7 seas

[lean glen]

hows work

[thorn salmon]

stay vigilant lass

[glass pewter]

I never saw the mascot

Weird

Holy dead server

[lean glen]

ur in off topic

[glass pewter]

Oh my bad leme switch

[wintry oyster]

#manga and #also-manga are where it’s more active

[thorn salmon]

https://youtu.be/kKKg5fzIKeE?si=d-6yO933AAKyeGM7

pure cinema

[worn lodge]

i feel bad for this guy

when he starts to show the government papers

[lapis grove]

Aye captain

The siren provided my malnourished form with a delicious sandwich

I love my job.

This is DELICIOUS

[fiery garnet]

Looks delicious

[lapis grove]

It’s very yummy

[flint silo]

are you at work now or are you done with first day?

[graceful cypress]

Thought she said 1-9 so she should still be there unless they sent her home early

[lapis grove]

I’m still at work

Less than 2 hours left

They put me behind bar refilling stuff, didn’t think they would

I’ll be here all shift

[flint silo]

oh cool, lets you learn all the inventory and where stuff is, are you enjoying the job so far?

[lost sonnet]

Howdy

[lapis grove]

It’s kinda all over the place

Slowly learning where things are

And procedures

Haven’t learned register or drinks yet

[golden gulch]

Learning at 1.5 pay is definitely a solid day

[lapis grove]

My coworkers are so lovely

Shift lead threw a dish into a full sink right next to me and hugged and apologized

I’ve been wandering around like a baby giraffe all day though

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-13870009609503337138

[flint silo]

great colleagues is what makes any job great, thats awesome to hear

[cyan hound]

THIS IS SO GOOD

[golden gulch]

Clippy when they let you take home the leftovers instead of throwing them out

[graceful haven]

Got home from momocon

And saw this bro

Im throwning myself off a bridge

[lapis grove]

They actually donate leftovers that aren’t expired to people who need em :)

Which is really lovely

[golden gulch]

I've got a mighty need rn for some leftovers

[nocturne charm]

Hii

[foggy yacht]

fuck summer bruh

https://tenor.com/view/die-meme-spongebob-patrick-plankton-gif-18525739

[fiery garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/chopper-one-piece-shocked-jaw-drop-hands-on-cheeks-gif-7378480153171172828

[wintry oyster]

Heat everlasting

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-flames-hell-dying-gif-4796519

[golden gulch]

[foggy yacht]

room is small and heats up quick, setup heats up room like crazy, window is opened but blinds are down with only slits opened because i'm scared of insects if i pull them up

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-stare-dexter-morgan-dexter-morgan-stare-dexter-arthur-gif-2486573239904215335

so now i can't even game anymore

[worn lodge]

very relatable

but now i have a super ceiling fan

[foggy yacht]

i got a fan running but it feels like it is just throwing the hot air around

[nocturne charm]

Get an AC

[worn lodge]

ac is just too much money

[foggy yacht]

idek if it was possible considering im in an apartment

[finite geyser]

You'll learn it all with practice, dw much about it

Hope you do well

[worn lodge]

Clippy try to steal the secret recipes from the safe @lapis grove

[stark merlin]

@vital igloo @devout matrix
Wordle 1,802 4/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[stark merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-hi-chat-kitagawa-marin-my-dress-up-darling-my-dress-up-darling-gif-1108039630220523560

This is a cool gif, I'm gonna fav it

[golden gulch]

[worn lodge]

today i was reading a novel and this random girl was named marin

i might just drop the hate

[stark merlin]

Its a very good and common name

Where did you steal it from?

[dire reef]

Hello guys

[nocturne charm]

Hello maz

[lapis grove]

Lmaooo

[nocturne charm]

Clippy how'd ur first day go

[lapis grove]

IT WAS SO GOOD

[nocturne charm]

Nicee

[golden gulch]

[open bronze]

Naisu

[lapis grove]

I’m tired as shit

[open bronze]

Get used to it

😁

[golden gulch]

[lapis grove]

Bro

[desert patio]

I think this white boy punched above his caliber

[open bronze]

I'm not being a hater

[desert patio]

I got the very hot setting at this Indian place

I am now crying

[golden gulch]

They got some milk

[open bronze]

Food was so good it made the white boy cry

[lapis grove]

Starbucks has like 8 billion gallons of milk

And the storeroom is tiny. As fuck.

[nocturne charm]

Do y'all get sweat on your nose when ur eating something hot

[open bronze]

🤔

[golden condor]

I get snot

[nocturne charm]

Eugh

[lapis grove]

I got a goodie bag

[open bronze]

I want a job

Aaaa

😭

[desert patio]

Man they have a very hot and they have rhe very very hot option

[golden gulch]

Nah, not the nose. Definitely will tear up when it's the good hot. Like I had a spicy chicken sandwich while in St. Louis a couple weeks ago and it was good tears

[desert patio]

How fucking hot is the very very hot

[nocturne charm]

You're an anime character

Noted

[desert patio]

I’m tearing up rn ari

[golden gulch]

The really hot is when they make you sign a legal disclosure before eating whatever it is

[nocturne charm]

Hm I don't tear up, i get sweat all over my face tho

[golden condor]

in terms of indian food, its not for white boys like you

[desert patio]

I will be the cool white boy who can handle spicy food

[open bronze]

Bro lmao

It can't be that hot

[desert patio]

Well not like actively but i still feel it on my tongue i was tearing up a few minure ago

[lapis grove]

NO U DONT

[desert patio]

Worked 1 shift

[desert patio]

😭

[lapis grove]

I wasn’t even WORKING and had customers ask me the most random shi

“Can you clean this cup , it’s a little dusty and I want it to be a gift”

[open bronze]

I actually need one to get my degree lol

[lapis grove]

[golden condor]

ow I just bit my lip

[willow venture]

Missouri mentioned

[lapis grove]

L

[open bronze]

You could've said a slur to them

Customers must know their place

[wintry oyster]

Idiot

[lapis grove]

??

[golden condor]

https://tenor.com/tS2J99oSshB.gif

[open bronze]

RICE

[willow venture]

Fight him rice

[golden condor]

he can't

he knows if he does anything to it he'll get 10 of them in his DMs

[desert patio]

Man, I can eat the sauce. Whenever I eat the chicken I tear up.

[worn lodge]

nowhere

[desert patio]

When you genuinely losing to some tikka chicken masala and garlic naan

[wintry oyster]

I can’t do anything

I don’t wanna see the pain

10 times

[desert patio]

My baby nephew will have the cool uncle who can handle spice

[wintry oyster]

You were gonna sacrifice him dude

[desert patio]

I was not

[willow venture]

Wombat you are alreadyy an unc

[wintry oyster]

He is

[willow venture]

Holy

[desert patio]

I said may god strike him down if I was wrong

And i was not wrong

He is still sleeping peacefully

Hes laying on his tummy

Stupid baby

You know you aren’t supposed to do that right

[open bronze]

Uncle wombat

[willow venture]

Have you put him behind a screen yet

[wintry oyster]

Uncle Magic

The next iPad kid

[willow venture]

Sounds like he is missing important developmental screen time

[desert patio]

I’m already mentoring him in deadlock

I’m gonna make this kid a generational talent

[willow venture]

Why not just raise your own kid to do that

[desert patio]

Have you seen how expensive it is to have a kid

Fuck nah

[wintry oyster]

He needs a successor

This is how he does it

[desert patio]

I get the fun parts without the responsibility

[wintry oyster]

[willow venture]

My kid will come out the womb as the second best nen impact player

[wintry oyster]

2nd fan

[desert patio]

Man

[willow venture]

But yeah a kid doesn’t sound like too much fun yet

[wintry oyster]

Wombat paying child support

Life is better at the beach they say

[surreal cradle]

I’ve sent pictures with my hand in the frame smh

[lapis grove]

True

[wintry oyster]

[humble abyss]

I'm dirty by the morning anyways I run + sleep veeeeeeery hot