Felt scripted
#sports
burnt cedar
burnt cedar
Too good to be true
sweet tree
donnarumma had 3 saves right
dim ledge
right now
honest umbra
Jorginho?
sweet tree
goated man
honest umbra
Didn’t the commentator say he missed 3 for Chelsea this season?
celest zephyr
Good to know Buffon's torch was passed
honest umbra
Who went third? Bonucci?
celest zephyr
don't know if going wide counts but yeah 3 in that case
honest umbra
Yea he’s a defender
I’m surprised he hit that ball so lightly
He usually blazes it
Bernardeschi penalty was scary too right down the middle
thorny venture
what a happy night
tender owl
damn
sweet tree
55 years and still trophy drought for england
thorny venture
CR7 on screen?
honest umbra
Saka has a bright future
silk notch
Kinda weird that maguire had the best pen for england
sweet tree
but they got really close
burnt cedar
Shows he has the mentality
honest umbra
It just sucks it happened to him
craggy shadow
ITALY FTW
burnt cedar
Kinda weird that maguire had the best pen for england
Broke the camera
honest umbra
Nah the thing with defenders is they don’t overthink it
feral pendant
O SOLE MIO
honest umbra
They just blast it
And that’s how it should be
Half of penalties is the confidence
craggy shadow
bro rashford almost hit it
honest umbra
Defenders have a lot of confidence
That’s why maguire and bonucci had the best penalties
dense vault
My day has been made
burnt cedar
England do have a bright future and when Southgate gets sacked it will be better
wheat wyvern
Damn.. nice game, nice finale
dense vault
iTs c0mInG h0mE
sweet tree
props to mancini
honest umbra
Don’t think southgate gets sacked after this
native sonnet
Chiellini is 100% MOTM
honest umbra
Too good of a tournament
dense vault
wheat wyvern
Glad that Italy won
celest zephyr
Bouncci: It's coming to Rome
thorny venture
tonight we eating pasta 
silk notch
Yea pickford also did pretty good in the pens
honest umbra
Yea Pickford did well
half zephyr
pickford did better than expected
honest umbra
esp stopping jorginho
half zephyr
i really expected him to choke
honest umbra
But donarumma is a beast
half zephyr
but he stopped 2 pens
silk notch
He almost got a hand on the 3rd one I think too
simple seal
Me to England NT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHl9l2KgmWk
wheat wyvern
Time to check Twitter for my daily tears intake
It's so good..
honest umbra
Grizz at least you don’t have to go to work tomorrow
silk notch
Southgate should have put on Rashford or sancho much earlier
robust grotto
GG.
thorny venture
People are awful to players
People are awful to people, that's twitter for ya
honest umbra
Lmao is that little Italy in California
pliant remnant
Southgate should have put on Rashford or sancho much earlier
Yeah I agree
native sonnet
For real though why was a 19 year old the 5th penalty taker?
burnt cedar
Sterling and Grealish both should have taken one
honest umbra
Wtf I didn’t know they were partying
burnt cedar
Also why take henderson off
honest umbra
I woulda went
pliant remnant
God I don't want to imagine the racist attacks towards Saka
burnt cedar
I’m sure he’d have taken one
smoky fable
^
silk notch
For real though why was a 19 year old the 5th penalty taker?
I mean who else was their
honest umbra
And took him off in 40 mins
sweet tree
congrats to italy 🇮🇹 👏
honest umbra
two great days, mala
robust grotto
😩
sweet tree
KANE STILL HAS NO TROPHY
burnt cedar
Henderson sucks at penalties
Scored 1 missed 1
honest umbra
why do they not want Kane to win a trophy
burnt cedar
Better than someone who’s never taken one
sweet tree
dude lost a ucl final and now a euros
silk notch
Cause spurs are a joke
native sonnet
I mean who else was their
One of the other 4. Saka should have been 1st or 2nd.
honest umbra
Was phillips subbed off
burnt cedar
No
honest umbra
He shoulda taken one
paper spire
honest umbra
I do think to let your best takers go first is a better option
native sonnet
Actually why did Grealish not take one?
thorny venture
congrats 🇮🇹
dense vault
He had it set and threw it away
honest umbra
Ask southgate
silk notch
Actually why did Grealish not take one?
Southgate just dont like him
honest umbra
Seems evasive to let grealish shine
native sonnet
Going last is way too much pressure for a 19 year old man. At least put him 3rd or 4th.
honest umbra
Mancini wins another title
burnt cedar
Is that allegri lol
thorny venture
Going last is way too much pressure for a 19 year old man. At least put him 3rd ...
3 of them are young, poor them
thorny venture
768 passes bruh
silk notch
3 of them are young, poor them
Yea but their team is overall pretty young
amber ermine
W
outer tartan
but now their annoying fans will shut the fuck up
misty falcon
Louthgate
native sonnet
3 of them are young, poor them
Yeah but at least Rashford takes pens for MU right? Saka doesn't for Arsenal.
misty falcon
Put 2 ppl who didn’t even play 2 mins on the ball and didn’t get into the game on penalty’s when shaw and Sterling were there, clown decision
thorny venture
Yea but their team is overall pretty young
the youngling are cursed on this tournament, like almost all of them missed 
wheat wyvern
I can almost see myself on that..
lunar plank
LOL england lost
silk notch
Yeah but at least Rashford takes pens for MU right? Saka doesn't for Arsenal.
Yea he was takes pens for them, I think he was their main pen taker before bruno came
burnt cedar
Southgate needs to go
lunar plank
that's sad
hasty basin
Donnarumma
sweet tree
donnarumma pott?
hasty basin
Deserved
lunar plank
time to watch saka,rashford and sancho get clowned
hasty basin
Man's a legend
lunar plank
🤡
lunar plank
Imagine if sterling played the last pen
burnt cedar
Would have given it Chiesa if any Italian player
sweet tree
Twitter
paper spire
@dim ledge
lunar plank
I remember donnarumma when he was just an average GK at AC milan
it's crazy how everyone is talking about him now
thorny venture
he's young
lunar plank
and people are talking about sommer too
robust grotto
I’m fucking gutted tbh
thorny venture
Kane looks mad af
hasty basin
Golden boy
lunar plank
renato sanches really fell off aye?
burnt cedar
renato sanches really fell off aye?
No
hasty basin
I can finally sleep in peace thanks Italy
sweet tree
he was good this euros
burnt cedar
He just won a league title
silk notch
wonder who's gonna be young pott
Shit give it to donnaruma he 22 lol
lunar plank
but he did fell off horribly
lunar plank
he played awful at swansea also
sweet tree
kanes unlucky lol
lunar plank
kane isn't unlucky
burnt cedar
he played awful at swansea also
That is what I’m talking about
restive sundial
Lol black players already getting hate
lunar plank
Lol black players already getting hate
saka*
smoky fable
english media going to be on those three
honest umbra
lmao bellingham already took it off after 2 secs
burnt cedar
english media going to be on those three
Yeah it’s gonna be nasty
robust grotto
smh poor Saka
restive sundial
Relax
thorny venture
mad resepect for Spinazola
robust grotto
fucking awful
lunar plank
english media going to be on those three
facts
restive sundial
Trashford and trascho also missed
robust grotto
gutted for these guys
restive sundial
And they specially came on for pens
robust grotto
just gutted
dense vault
Whered all the bri'ish lads go
native sonnet
I feel bad for Rashford cause he's a good person and Saka was a victim of Southgate stupidity.
lunar plank
all these 3 are getting bashed by the media
paper spire
robust grotto
I CAN !!!!
lunar plank
hasty basin
Ayy
lunar plank
https://tenor.com/view/yann-sommer-sommer-borussia-m%C3%B6nchengladbach-bundesli...
this dude will be de geas replacement at united
trust me bro
robust grotto
sweet tree
nice scenes
silk notch
this dude will be de geas replacement at united
utd have a replacement for de gea
native sonnet
all these 3 are getting bashed by the media
Should bash Southgate for apparently only being able to coach one goal out of the players he has at his disposal.
lunar plank
utd have a replacement for de gea
wait they do
silk notch
wait they do
yea lol
lunar plank
who?
thorny venture
BENE BENE molto BENE
silk notch
he was starting in the pl I think and de gea played the europea league
dim ledge
and hes english so he fulfills their english req
silk notch
de gea probably gone soon anyways
dim ledge
should be
echo rock
My country won the Asian cup does that count?..
silk notch
na de gea is fine he just makes way too much
silk notch
and henderson is younger anyways
robust grotto
ty for banter
paper spire
OH NO
burnt cedar
sweet tree
...
lunar plank
... https://twitter.com/hammadayf/status/1414346535609974785?s=21
dangggg
that's tuff
🗿
haughty moss
disgusting
sweet tree
silk notch
man poor saka
celest zephyr
burnt cedar
I prefer when they do the celebrations in the stands rather than the pitch
Feels like fifa on the pitch
sweet tree
yeah
burnt cedar
Wembley also has a nice balcony
sweet tree
they could've done it in the stands but I guess due to covid protocol I assume they couldn't
silk notch
It’s going to be another 50 years isn’t it
not if they fire southgate
burnt cedar
Yeah Southgate doesn’t know how to use attacking players
honest umbra
They made the semis last WC, finals this euro
burnt cedar
It’s his fault they sat back
silk notch
they never look good though
burnt cedar
No ones retiring
He’ll butcher using this gen
burnt cedar
Same way Gerrard Lampard etc weren’t used properly
robust grotto
I’m not even English lmaooo I just really liked the squad. But forreal GG guys it was fun talking shit over the last month
honest umbra
They need to find new wingers though
burnt cedar
Saka and sancho are fine
outer tartan
great
silk notch
well they have plenty they just play the wrong ones
robust grotto
when will they ever shut up
never. Always believe. What’s sports without belief ?
burnt cedar
England making it to the final is an achievement tbh I didn’t think they’d go past the quarters
honest umbra
never. Always believe. What’s sports without belief ?
Beliefless sport
outer tartan
i miss when england fans didnt believe
why did saka take the pen
he never took a pen for arsenal
honest umbra
burnt cedar
Wouldn’t surprise me if England even had a order
Guys just walking up whenever they want
real parrot
Tbh I feel really bad for Saka right now.
honest umbra
same
sweet tree
yep fatw
native sonnet
when do we get football now?
Never. Its cancelled
honest umbra
i love saka
merry granite
So England lost
sweet tree
mid august
honest umbra
saka will lead arsenal to the title in 5 years
merry granite
As a black man who lives in Wembley I’m in trouble
burnt cedar
saka will lead arsenal to the title in 5 years
Hold your horses buddy
real parrot
- He took the last penalty.
- This guy (forgot his name) dragged Saka and got a yellow card.
honest umbra
he'll be bought?
native sonnet
Tbh I feel really bad for Saka right now.
Saka got hung out to dry. An older player should have been last if for no other reason than they are more use to getting abused to hell and back over stuff like this.
honest umbra
chellini
sweet tree
didn't arteta say he'll win a ucl in 3 years or something
honest umbra
hes one of the GOAT defenders
burnt cedar
If Arteta is here for the next 5 years then yeah he’ll he gone
real parrot
I was soooo fucking pissed when he dragged Saka
burnt cedar
didn't arteta say he'll win a ucl in 3 years or something
Next season 🔥🔥🔥
sweet tree
🥶
burnt cedar
We’re not even in Europe
silk notch
arsenal and utd out here costing it for england
burnt cedar
Any form
native sonnet
What month is the WC in 2022?
burnt cedar
Pre season starts on Wednesday
honest umbra
december
sweet tree
nov
burnt cedar
What month is the WC in 2022?
December
silk notch
We’re not even in Europe
its been downhill for arsenal ever since auba pulled a ozil after that contract
sweet tree
oh it's December
burnt cedar
its been downhill for arsenal ever since auba pulled a ozil after that contract
Should have cashed in
We never learn
real parrot
As a black man who lives in Wembley I’m in trouble
As an English person, be careful dont let anyone harm you.
flint tree
It’s coming to Rome 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
burnt cedar
I don’t blame Auba tbh we didn’t build around him
Arteta got him playing like a Touchline winger
silk notch
lmao auba was dropping some insane stats
smoky fable
oh it's December
Is it cause it's in Qatar or something? Seems weird.
honest umbra
yes
silk notch
he was scoring from like half chances
honest umbra
becuz its in qatar
burnt cedar
Is it cause it's in Qatar or something? Seems weird.
Because of the heat
burnt cedar
he was scoring from like half chances
Yeah no way he could keep it up
real parrot
I was very disappointed in the fact that Rashford and Sancho also missed but I'm not pissed off with them.
honest umbra
wait i just realized
sweet tree
Qatar is simply a bad place to host it
sweet tree
tho honestly can't wait until it's in NA 2026
real parrot
They tried, Southgate's decisions was questionable at penalties.
native sonnet
Qatar is simply a bad place to host it
Fifa wants that Qatar money
honest umbra
tho honestly can't wait until it's in NA 2026
u gonna come to the USA one?
sweet tree
I live here ye
native sonnet
Still don't get why Grealish didn't take one.
real parrot
man u players
I used to be a Man U supporter a few years back but I gave up on Football tbh.
burnt cedar
smoky fable
LA And NY are the cities?
silk notch
Fifa wants that Qatar money
yea they also needed to get arab place to host a wc soon, so it was two things checked off
native sonnet
Congrats Italy. Thank god all is right with the world after Englands loss. Feels like we really are back in the before times watching England flame out on pens.
honest umbra
why dont england get better at penalties
smoky fable
oh yeah, it's the first time with a team winning two shoot outs in a row for the Euros
silk notch
why dont england get better at penalties
I mean they won a game in the wc on pens
real parrot
I don't like the England fans but I like the England team tbh.
pliant remnant
I get that
honest umbra
what nationality is reece james?
native sonnet
why dont england get better at penalties
I think the idea of a penalty curse has legitimately infected English players minds and psyches them out. Also English coaches seem to make bad decisions when it comes to pens.
silk notch
if hes english
he is
dense vault
As a loyal UK citizen since 1535 I can honestly say this is the most embarrassing moment of my life. Team England is a joke and they should NEVER represent this country after this ABYSMAL performance…As of July 11 2021, I will be taking my citizenship to Italy, a REAL country.
honest umbra
wait uve been alive since 1535?
dense vault
Yes
misty falcon
why dont england get better at penalties
We are trash at pens
honest umbra
u mean?
dense vault
Yes
misty falcon
Just the way it’s always been
dense vault
restive sundial
dense vault
Bye
restive sundial
dense vault
sweet tree
france, korea/japan, germany, south africa, brazil, russia, qatar, North America, African country for 2030? 
silk notch
all of man u players need to take a lesson from bruno
shit could have even taken notes from maguire
real parrot
https://twitter.com/genz75/status/1414324621202137089?s=20
Bruh and its shit like this why I don't like England fans to begin with.
burnt cedar
france, korea/japan, germany, south africa, brazil, russia, qatar, North America...
Morocco have bid for 2030
And I think Argentina Uruguay
sweet tree
that sounds nice
burnt cedar
Messi playing at 42
honest umbra
burnt cedar
Can wheel him off the bench
smoky fable
It'll be sad to see him go
honest umbra
didnt uruguay win the first WC in 1930?
sweet tree
Algeria hmm
honest umbra
they should host 2030
sweet tree
yep
honest umbra
imo
burnt cedar
North Korea 
sweet tree
that sounds reasonable fate
sweet tree
100th anniversary
silk notch
lmao might to take my ass to algeria again if we host a wc
honest umbra
would love an algeria wc too
def going to the 2026 one, it'll be 15 mins from my house
sweet tree
another south american host or african one is what I'd like
burnt cedar
Are any new stadiums getting built
honest umbra
brazil was pretty recently
burnt cedar
Or just the same
feral pendant
US World Cup will be boring
burnt cedar
Just realised
honest umbra
they'll have a good team
burnt cedar
USA World Cup
honest umbra
by 2026, elle
burnt cedar
The time zone
smoky fable
a lot of good players
who are those players?
honest umbra
i love it
feral pendant
trained in colleges
burnt cedar
World cups always rig it so the home team get a bit far
feral pendant
Send them to EU or South America
honest umbra
pulisic, gio reyna, dest, mckennie, tyler adams, weah
restive sundial
Bruh and its shit like this why I don't like England fans to begin with.
<:Ray...
+10000
restive sundial
Disgusting behaviour
real parrot
https://twitter.com/dannyjrussel/status/1414345844401352705 Rashford missed the penalty but he's still a hero elsewhere.
burnt cedar
US legend Jermaine Jones
sweet tree
would Australia host a world cup
pliant remnant
https://twitter.com/shl0kk/status/1414230519567601664?s=09 @feral pendant
honest umbra
australia/nz WC would be my fav
sweet tree
yep loool
burnt cedar
The travel time across games would be crazy
feral pendant
burnt cedar
Soon they’ll make the World Cup where games are all over the globe
smoky fable
it'd be a nightmare
honest umbra
"good luck then"
burnt cedar
Twitter
pliant remnant
The jet lag would be terrible also
honest umbra
why i s there always
one post
like this
like 2013?
on a blackberry?
thats absurd
smoky fable
silk notch
can players refuse to take pens?
smoky fable
He'll get more flack for that
burnt cedar
Why has he put Saka last
copper ravine
🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🔥
smoky fable
surprised sterling didn't take it
honest umbra
@sweet tree u remember when barca went to penalties in cdr this szn?
burnt cedar
I thought Grealish would take one
honest umbra
and koeman asked who wanted to take penalty?
puig stepped up
and drilled it
reminded me of saka
burnt cedar
England needed Maitland Niles https://youtu.be/64hN0i8kfgE
honest umbra
whats his nationality
smoky fable
oh the dbacks are up
honest umbra
to throw the gk off
honest umbra
oh the dbacks are up
told u dodgers suck
silk notch
so he'll be representing england
probably wont make the team
honest umbra
they use all their offense on 1 day
yea he will
give it time
ur not understanding me, pk
saka and maitland-niles
and whats that white boy rowland something
will lead arsenal
to the league title
smoky fable
I'm shocked that the Giants are winning the division.
smoky fable
they do
copper ravine
Im so happy southgate did not play attacking football, with that insane attack trio he has we would have been finished, but luckily he was a coward
sweet tree
<@!381508877017153538> u remember when barca went to penalties in cdr this szn?
yeah, those extra time matches in CDR were fucking crazy
comebacks and late minute equalizers
honest umbra
why do players have so lttle confidence taking penalties these days
honest umbra
im telling
restive sundial
That's a good one hahaha
restive sundial
robust grotto
Rice did well
rustic ore
So I see Italy won, let the ribbing of England commence
robust grotto
nothing new
honest umbra
im not a big ribber
native sonnet
I'm the ribbler
rustic ore
burnt cedar
I wouldn’t even care if England lost
But because it was Saka who missed
I feel like throwing up
I didn’t even want him to take one
honest umbra
yea sterling pens are bad
grealish definitely
definitely rashford
idk about sancho lol
silk notch
yea I assume sancho hits good pens during training
sweet tree
hendo should've stayed on for one of the pens
silk notch
isnt hendo a bad pen taker?
honest umbra
yea
no way southgate takes him off
AFTER 40 mins
if he wasnt
but tbf its southgate
so maybe he would
congrats fed btw
halcyon kettle
Happy italy won, not happy for the mess that happened after all that
honest umbra
italy deserve it, good tourney
halcyon kettle
thx
honest umbra
hope they bring the same shiz in the WC
honest umbra
Happy italy won, not happy for the mess that happened after all that
yea thats just the human factor
silk notch
yea italy deserved it england got what was coming, they didnt try to change much in the game
honest umbra
ignore it, people are stupid
proud coyote
lol
halcyon kettle
Ngl was harder than I predicted
honest umbra
his name is saka
sweet tree
no
sweet tree
italy and argentina won, ahhh good weekend
honest umbra
indeed
smoky fable
Apparently Jack Leiter was a good pick for the Rangers
proud coyote
https://twitter.com/Pirates/status/1414362429211951105
it's a fine pick, he's a great hitter
burnt cedar
Former palace player Bacary Sako
proud coyote
jesus lmao
proud coyote
man he's ruining his pool table with those spikes
honest umbra
since they already have a guy named cruz
@smoky fable josh reddick just dropped a fly that turned 1 run into like 3
to tie the game
dbacks should rlly never play this guy in LA lol
burnt cedar
Just seen a video where fans threw a guy into the River Thames
honest umbra
???
burnt cedar
England fans are going to be rioting all night smh
burnt cedar
I don’t want to link it
honest umbra
dont
burnt cedar
It’s messed up
burnt cedar
This is just the beginning too
Can’t wait to see what the newspapers are going to put out
sweet tree
Just seen a video where fans threw a guy into the River Thames
just saw that on twitter, yikes man
burnt cedar
Damsgaard was up there
honest umbra
oh true
burnt cedar
But Pedri was the right choice
honest umbra
was amazing
honest umbra
bro
burnt cedar
Or how
honest umbra
this dudes gonna play
burnt cedar
He’s supposed to function
honest umbra
koeman better rest him
dodgers win on walk off 3 run hr
good way to end first half of szn
tranquil tapir
Wtf all over England losing
smoky fable
scott foster game coming up
honest umbra
Wtf all over England losing
the second vid is the best thing i have ever seen
just dropped
tranquil tapir
🤣
honest umbra
but yea
wish people could be civil
angels selected a pitcher
not surprising
wanted a guy named kumar apparently
dang vanderbilt just keep producing pitchers dont they
lunar plank
football fans logic: missing an important pen/shot in the game= overrated/shit player
🗿
unborn sandal
I'm afraid "overrated" is going to be the least thing people are going to call Rashford, Sancho and Saka next week.
Fuck social media
silk notch
I'm afraid "overrated" is going to be the least thing people are going to call R...
well rashford has been a bit overrated for a while but yea people are reactionary
unborn sandal
well rashford has been a bit overrated for a while but yea people are reactionar...
I was talking about the online abuse they're going to receive
misty falcon
I was talking about the online abuse they're going to receive
It’s already started
Hate being English cause other countries gonna lump all of us in with these absolute tramps
Clown ass fans
pliant remnant
Yeah same
outer tartan
suns
pliant remnant
I hope for the best for Rashford, Sencho and Saka
outer tartan
they are going to get racially abused
misty falcon
They already have mate
misty falcon
Yea
Even more of an L for English fans, beating people up to try and overwhelm the fact that they have fragile personalities
smoky fable
Ayton's gotten back to that midrange shot huh
rustic ore
Ayton seems to be hot tonight
smoky fable
there's the foster calls
rustic ore
Booker seems off tonight
tender solar
celest zephyr
This second quarter was just destruction of the suns
smoky fable
This second quarter was just destruction of the suns
they lost this one
Oh well, on to game 4
trapping middleton was stupid and defense was poor
hollow wind
@proud coyote what do you think of Collin Sexton to the blazers? Heard a rumor that you guys might be going for him via trade coz cavs don’t wanna pay him max
smoky fable
that wasn't a charge
celest zephyr
Tucker looking like his eyes were going to fall out
proud coyote
<@134857202446893056> what do you think of Collin Sexton to the blazers? Heard a...
uh, we don't want to pay the max either lol
smoky fable
rustic ore
Don't know why the Cavs wouldn't want to pay the man, he's coming off a season averaging over 24 PPG
I'd love him on my Magic
hollow wind
uh, we don't want to pay the max either lol
Rumor doesn’t seem very founded the more I’ve looked into it. Miami, NY, and Orlando seem to be coming up in more reports
hollow wind
I'd love him on my Magic
Could happen
Idk, maybe they want to focus on Garland and don’t feel ready to pay him
dull sedge
Buc you need to teach me about baseball and American football
rustic ore
I'd say I'm far more knowledgeable about American footy than I am about baseball, I just like taking the piss out of the Yankees because 1. They're the Yankees and it's kind of a requirement to do so if you're not a fan of them and 2. They're in the same division as my preferred baseball team in the Rays
But yeah man I'll tell you everything I know about American footy if you'd like, it's a very entertaining game
dim ledge
Absolutely
"X players name here market value surged during the euro. Before the euro it was at £50m. Now? £55m."
Blah blah confidence boost for Pickford and Sterling and Maguire blah blah Shaw LB for life blah blah blah
hollow wind
Heard a lot of England fans have been super obnoxious throughout this whole thing and especially today
Seen some pretty unpleasant things in Twitter
dull sedge
very unpleasant
honest umbra
English fans are honestly as bad as any other country fans
France also had some damning reactions to losing in 2016
It’s just English fans at their worst are the worst and is magnified because of all the media
They cross the line way too easily, whether it’s being racist or just being uncivil
Here’s hoping the players can recuperate from this and have an amazing next season
proud coyote
we have the liberty of understanding them as well
rather than getting it translated
dim ledge
Juba spot on I literally came to say that
Also that the social issues players face in the English scope are similar to ones in the US so it feels even more familiar
hollow wind
Yeah I wasn’t saying that English fans are the worst and the only ones who behave this way
Just that this has been pretty ugly to see
rustic ore
You'd think that in the year 2021 we'd be beyond people becoming hateful and/or obnoxious assholes over kids' games
Especially when they themselves have nothing to physically do with it
But alas sadly
dim ledge
Nah of course I get you
dull sedge
But yeah man I'll tell you everything I know about American footy if you'd like,...
Looking forward to it, dude
bitter rover
it kind of sucks when a match ends with penalty kicks
honest umbra
Yea but it has to end at some point
Some teams are so defensive, matches would go to 3 hours
So I can understand the reasoning
native sonnet
If you can't end a match in about 130 minutes then it deserves to go to penalties.
honest umbra
Agreed, aside from the obvious things like injuries and stalemates
There’s things like production to think about too, no one wants it to go about 4 hours
sweet tree
dim kettle
merry granite
Now the England fans has gone wild
simple seal
Stupid take
People watch him to hit long homers and then pitch the next day, not to give eloquent speeches
dim kettle
First Take doesn’t care for baseball.
Just wait till they talk about hockey. That’s gonna be double the cringe worse than NBC Sports
simple seal
oof
unborn sandal
https://twitter.com/IntChampionsCup/status/1414555145061339139?s=20
funny when Messi's contract ran down I thought "nah he's eventually signing but at least it makes for memes" but now they're trapped and can't register him again
dim ledge
Morons
robust grotto
So so bad
dim kettle
Nothing beats having a 37 year old on your team. But You gotta have that VETRANOSITY!!!
robust grotto
the fact they are talking the whole salary is just pathetic
dim kettle
The Oilers maybe a joke rn, but remember the 1980s?
That’s literally every year the last 20 years
simple seal
Same with the Cowboys except the 90s instead
dim kettle
Cowboys, Bears. Same thing
simple seal
Well
dim kettle
It’s either remember the 90s or remember 1985
simple seal
Bears only won 1 lmfao
Then there's me who prefers to not remember 
At least Shit has gone well in the other 3 sports lol
dim kettle
Or Ranger fans, ”Remember 1994?” 
dim kettle
Every 54 years they win a Stanley Cup. It’s the law
simple seal
2040s somewhere around there
dim kettle
Just think about it though. That drought started in a tine where they were only 6 teams playing for the cup. Now that’s a joke in a half
dim kettle
And then NYI and the Devils come around and just win more cups then them in 80 years.
robust grotto
**Or Ranger fans,** ***”Remember 1994?”*** <:ShanksTroll:743718967062823022>
Please leave us alone
dim kettle
The 80s Isles and Oilers are the real life versions of a NHL 21 franchise team playing on rookie mode.
A basketball guy running a hockey organization? Yeah, good luck, Jersey.
robust grotto
has nothing to do w hockey once you read the article
this whole Edmonton deal just gets funnier when you think how Seattle will probably draft an excess of defensemen just to flip them to other teams. I mean, the Oilers reaaaaally should’ve been patient lmfao
dim kettle
Ken Holland has to be Ken Holland. 
I can’t wait for the cap hell full of 35+ year old players in 4 years time.
robust grotto
speaking of which I hope no one trades for Stamkos
dim kettle
That’s always a thing that almost never happens. Every year it’s mentioned.
dim kettle
I understand it somewhat. Point rn is more a leader than Stammer. But Stammer will most likely be a Bolt until he retires.
robust grotto
finding someone to take his contract would be best case scenario for BriseBois
makes all the sense in the world for Tampa to move Stamkos
dim kettle
It would be the best move. If we could move on from Lecavalier and my all time fave St Louis, so can Stammer.
Yeah, already posted that. Such a Holland trade
rustic ore
Oops sorry
dim kettle
And Canada wonders why they haven’t had a cup in over 28 years
celest zephyr
philadelphia rockets at this point
dim ledge
Just wait till they talk about hockey. That’s gonna be double the cringe worse t...
"Ovechkin shouldn't be a model for our kids! He still lives with his parents and needs a translator!"
Just fucking give it to the CBC at this point. They may ride the leafs but at least they know what they're talking about
celest zephyr
espn is just milking him for money
dim kettle
Twitter
dim kettle
daring current
look at chiellini's face, the wanker knew exactly what he was doing
hasty basin
He did
robust grotto
@dim kettle bruh…
That’s amazing hahaha I mean it’s most likely a replica anyway so who gives a shit. Let them party
dim kettle
Meh, the cup survived Guy Carbonneau throwing it off Slayer’s roof. A lot worse done with it. 
We’ll just put the cup on the LTIR .
robust grotto
it’s a replica most like so all good plus the 94 Rangers are the reasons why people follow the players lmfao
It’s all good
We deserve an Ohtani - Alonso finals tonight btw
native sonnet
Honestly the Stanley Cup is abused by everyone.
robust grotto
as it should be
native sonnet
Didn't it get run over at some point? Or was that a different trophy?
dim kettle
Remember when the daughter of the Superbowl trophy creator got so triggered that Brady dared to throw the lombardi trophy on a boat? Man, if only she knew what the Stanley Cup has been through
robust grotto
exactly that
dim kettle
Kuch:
robust grotto
Bud Light better be paying him well man
dim ledge
bud light should stop spending so much money on endorsements and commercials and make their beer better
robust grotto
imagine you couldn’t drink any beer in public that isn’t bud fucking light 😂😂 I would never leave my house
dim kettle
Lucky I don’t drink. 
dim ledge
imagine you couldn’t drink any beer in public that isn’t bud fucking light 😂😂 ...
"Balkan you're a top 5 player in the world in terms of your market value. Is there any reason you only drink whisky when we see you in public?"
"no"
robust grotto
“ leave me alone now “
robust grotto
Twitter
Ken Holland probably opened his burner account on Twitter and saw everyone making fun of him. Called Bowman back and demanded a prospect lmfao
dim kettle
haughty moss
this should be good
ancient dagger
Oilers deal official
There must be so many better options out there for a vet with cup experience than Keith and his high cap hit.
The Chicago Blackhawks traded two-time Norris Trophy winner Duncan Keith to the Edmonton Oilers on Monday for young defenseman Caleb Jones and a third-round draft pick.
The Blackhawks also sent forward Tim Soderlund to the Oilers, who were looking for some help on defense after they were swept by Winnipeg in the first round of the playoffs. The 2022 draft pick becomes a second-rounder if Edmonton reaches next year's Stanley Cup Final and Keith is among the top four Oilers defensemen in total ice time through three rounds.
No salary was retained in the first blockbuster trade of the NHL offseason since the Stanley Cup. Keith has two years left on his contract at a salary-cap hit just over $5.5 million. He turns 38 on Friday.
I guess Soderlund is the extra asset going to Edmonton. I know nothing about them.
https://www.nhl.com/player/tim-soderlund-8480203
Nothing too impressive looking to me.
haughty moss
these pitchers are ass
honest umbra
lmao
yea
some taking way too long
some pitches are awful
gallo popped up a bit too many
and barely missed like 5 of them
dim kettle
haughty moss
haughty moss
Alonso!!
robust grotto
big meat pete !!!
robust grotto
he’s the man
celest zephyr
just not a balanced team
guys mostly can either score or play defense
plus no actual big man other than love
hidden rampart
haughty moss
Yeah I saw some of that earlier
celest zephyr
pop is 9-5 as coach of team usa
they need a new guy
maybe the game has passed him by or something
haughty moss
Seems that way
celest zephyr
the roster sucks though
a bunch of talent with no pg or big man
other countries are getting better. can't win with just being usa now
haughty moss
Olympic patty mills just be different
celest zephyr
yeah he's different in tournaments
honest umbra
the roster sucks though
This roster does not suck
It has crazy talent
It just isn’t constructed well
Compared to some early 2000s teams, this one is prob far better
You cannot have Bam, Dray, KL be the commandeering big man in your whole setup
Whereas teams like Australia, Spain etc are fundamental beasts who don’t only rely on talent but also on team ball to win games
USA is a case of “we are all so good who wants to take over today” but it hasn’t worked out well for them
They can figure it out, they just need some coaching. I would let KD, Dame and Dray handle the rock to create and work from there
celest zephyr
i meant that
it sucks as an actual roster
not that the talent isn't there
since it for sure is
but it just isn't built that well
smoky fable
Was surprised to see Team USA come into these games and expect the same type of calls they get in the NBA.
Thought they'd adjust to that
hollow wind
Talent is never going to be an issue on a USA basketball roster
rustic ore
Probably not if we're being technical but there are some really big name guys who chose to sit these Olympics out like LeBron, Steph, and AD
So this team USA isn't anywhere near as good as it could be from a talent standpoint imo
honest umbra
Yea but they shouldn’t need them lol
These guys are literally most top 20 best players in the NBA
Lebron will be retiring soon, he can’t keep covering the crack with a tape
AD is usually injured and Steph is up there in age
This generation gotta figure it out
burnt cedar
restive sundial
Lmao
burnt cedar
Yeah that’s the real one
sweet tree
what that was fake
burnt cedar
I would have had Shaw in
sweet tree
PEDRI
Lukaku in too
I just saw that going around Twitter and thought it was the real one 
ffs I got trolled
simple seal
Yeah lol
honest latch
I’m a Canes fan. Will not miss playing him
celest zephyr
robust grotto
Rinne, Price, and Hank. Vezinas, international success, all stars, franchise leaders, city icons…. All lost in their only finals appearances
meanwhile goalies like Tim Thomas, Cam Ward, and Binnington all have these incredible runs to win the big one. Hockey is brutal
dim kettle
Hockey’s a team sport after all.
robust grotto
that’s exactly it
simple seal
Apart from basketball (and even there you need decent enough backup) one single player cannot carry a team on his own
robust grotto
definitely and that’s lowkey why I can never really get into basketball
simple seal
Still my fav of the 4 to me lol
And I mean, you saw what happened to KD, Dame, Jokic, etc
As good as they are, they cant really do it on their own
dim kettle
If the Magic were watchable I’d care more about basketball. But rn, when hockey always seems to be on around the same time as basketball. I’m obviously gonna pick the hockey game every time.
celest zephyr
only a few players can do it on their own
two players though
now they can carry a team
i.e the 2019-2020 lakers
robust grotto
in a few seasons, Minnesota is going to be paying about $15 mil in dead cap … that’s insane
dim kettle
https://twitter.com/russohockey/status/1414973266440114179?s=21
Pierre McGuire is licking his chops rn.
robust grotto
Pierre McGuire is licking his chops rn. <:QueenKEKW:702706011298988045>
Nah, Kenny Holland just put down the viagra.. cause this just gave him a raging boner lol
dim kettle
Jim Benning Joins the chat
celest zephyr
anyone wanna predict trades
simmons for cj seems to be a common one
feels like who's getting traded this year isn't that known
hazy jacinth
simmons for cj seems to be a common one
that would be wild
does that mean dame would leave?
dim kettle
Suter and Parise are good examples of why GMs should stop giving players 7-8 year contracts with NMC.
celest zephyr
dame might leave regardless
dim kettle
I thought Parise was overrated af his last few years with the Devils. So it made it worse for me
celest zephyr
that's too long of a contract
hazy jacinth
dame might leave regardless
damn
robust grotto
Yup summer of 2012 I’ll never forget it