Jays lose, they will face the Rays this tuesday
#sports
simple seal
Giants homer! 5-4
The Dodgers win and finish the season with a whooping 43-17 record
Rays win and finish the season 40-20 
And so the Phillies are out
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rustic ore
SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dim kettle
HAHAHAHAHAA
rustic ore
2 SACKS FOR SHAQ BARRETT!!!!
dim kettle
IN DENVER OF ALL PLACES
dim kettle
How do those Seahawk receivers get so wide open?
simple seal
Bottom of the 9th time
It all comes down to this, Giants need a run to tie, 2 to make the playoffs
If they lose, the Brewers make it
2 strikeouts oof
Is over
The Giants lose and are out of the playoffs
dim kettle
Well, congrats to the Brew Crew.
simple seal
Cubs vs Marlins in the 1st round
2003 flashbacks
The Dodgers won more games this season than the 2003 Tigers
Either the Braves will win their first playoff series in 19 years, or the Reds will win their first in 25 years
dim kettle
What a pick!
rustic ore
Lavonte David is such a beast!!!!
simple seal
The Cubs were 10-1 in the mid of the 8th inning, they are 10-8 now
Only 1 more out to the end the game but 
rustic ore
Had to settle for 3 on this drive coming off of the INT. Fingers crossed Godwin isn't seriously hurt
28-10 Bucs
dim kettle
It looked like a hammy. He should be fine.
But, Tampa and making field goals. 2020 is weird.
rustic ore
Hammy is bad news though, we had so many hammy injuries down the stretch last year
And this was his first game back coming off of that concussion
Yeah he's been ruled out, fingers crossed he's not seriously hurt
dim kettle
Must be a Parade in St Paul right now.
honest umbra
but ofc ik as a dodgers fan especially, anything can happen in a 3 game series
rustic ore
Vita Vea with a huge sack
dim kettle
Must we mention the Nats last year. :3
rustic ore
D locks up and gets them to punt
honest umbra
nats was a 5 game series with one of the most lethal pitching rotations in mlb history
dim kettle
Anything could happen in Baseball.
honest umbra
brewers are nothing like that lol
yea but theres perpsective
nats just arent a good example imo
simple seal
honest umbra
they underperformed in reg season hard
dim kettle
Now watch the Marlins win the WS.
dim kettle
Jeter would be laughing at the Yankees face.
simple seal
dim kettle
At least their unis are great.
honest umbra
i do love their unis
simple seal
With a .351 batting average, Juan Soto is the youngest player in MLB history to win the National League batting title
honest umbra
one of my fav series is the dodgers vs brewers series
in 2018
much has changed since then
did voit have the most hrs
simple seal
Regular season is officially over
We will all be Twins fans on the 1st round
They face the Asterisks
honest umbra
2002
honest umbra
both hawks & cards need to lose here @proud coyote
dim kettle
Bucs win it. FIRE THE CANNONS!!!
haughty moss
lmfao Jets only scored in the 1st quarter
rustic ore
dim kettle
The Jets and Falcons need to delete their franchises.
haughty moss
wtf the cards lost??
rustic ore
Great win, Bucs are still a work in progress but we're progressively getting better each week. Got a banged up LAC team next week
dim kettle
I'm hoping nobody bet on the Cards.
dim kettle
These are the Bucs we're talking about though. Existence is an Embarrassment. I like to go by.
rustic ore
And our coordinators are showing a nasty habit of getting too conservative in play calling when we're in the lead
Gotta be more disciplined and play with a killer mentality
dim kettle
Run on 1st down. Always works they say.
rustic ore
Our run game is an embarassment
dim kettle
What the hell were they thinking running a draw on 1&20?
rustic ore
Even adding a super talented rookie in Wirfs and a really good blocking TE in Gronk it's still bad
hollow wind
If cowboys win, Metcalf will never hear the end of it
dim kettle
Still 4 minutes though. Narratives could change.
Russell Wilson bails everyone out of crap.
simple seal
dim kettle
The Pirates will have the ability to see former Pirates Tyler Glasnow & Austin Meadows play in the postseason again though. :3
simple seal
And Gerrit Cole
dim kettle
Yeah, don't forget Gerrit Cole.
rustic ore
Carson hurt for Seattle
rustic ore
Which sucks ass cause I think he's torn his ACL before right?
dim kettle
Who ever made the ACL needs to be fired.
rustic ore
Metcalf TD
He burned Diggs
And I think that's 5 TD passes in back to back weeks for Russell
He's easily the lead in the MVP race, and he's just getting further ahead
dim kettle
Once again, talent bailing out team.
rustic ore
Team is playing awfully similar to the 2011 Packers
Eventually the shit defense WILL catch up to them
honest umbra
which team are we talking about here
honest umbra
oh
rustic ore
Eventually defense will cost them
They are for sure not winning a chip this year
But Russ will probably win MVP
honest umbra
hopefully wilson gets at least 1 mvp vote though
dim kettle
The only ones I can see beating Seattle is the 9ers but that may not happen with all the injuries they got.
rustic ore
Green Bay would beat the Seahawks imo
proud coyote
wow wait looking at it now
his foot twists the wrong way
that's a VERY dirty play, christ
rustic ore
They have an elite defense and Rodgers is back to being Rodgers
That's fucked up
Fuck Dallas
simple seal
They comin
hollow wind
Dak sacked
rustic ore
Salty Cowboys fans are a treat
rustic ore
So every team in the NFC LEast lost today, with the exception of the Eagles who tied (which is arguably worse)
proud coyote
they tied the bengals 
simple seal
NFC East is a wasteland
hollow wind
Lol
honest umbra
so dak gets away from the sack
rustic ore
Who y'all got for SNF? I'm taking GB
honest umbra
very well
hollow wind
Do you not normally do that?
honest umbra
and then just throws the int
celest zephyr
why does it take 4 hours
honest umbra
hollow wind
GB as well
honest umbra
got the saints
hollow wind
Rodgers is looking gooooood
hollow wind
Brees is looking ehhhhh
honest umbra
no adams today either
hollow wind
True
celest zephyr
warm kestrel
AL Playoffs:
- Tampa Bay Rays vs. 8. Toronto Blue Jays
- Cleveland Indians vs. 5. New York Yankees
- Oakland Athletics vs. 7. Chicago White Sox
- Minnesota Twins vs. 6. Houston Astros
NL Playoffs:
- Los Angeles Dodgers vs. 8. Milwaukee Brewers
- San Diego Padres vs. 5. St. Louis Cardinals
- Atlanta Braves vs. 7. Cincinnati Reds
- Chicago Cubs vs. 6. Miami Marlins
hollow wind
Washington lost to Cleveland today
warm kestrel
Lol
hollow wind
Not football related but omg, somehow Lebron James is still underappreciated
How is this still a thing lmao
Some clown said "if he wins the title this year, he will become a top 10 player of all time"
...
simple seal
These nephews forget the dude the logo is made after went 1-8 in the finals
rustic ore
Easy Saints TD drive, 7-3 NO
grim crystal
lebron was getting ringless jokes at 24 with cleveland, the hate is pretty tame now by conparision
simple seal
MJ didn't win one till he was 28 lmao
celest zephyr
bam adebayo with 30 POINTS
based
the celtics are really struggling, man
while the heat are making their last 5 shots
haughty moss
I went away and Celtics were up lol Heat now up by 10
thorn tartan
celtics rely too much on 3
celest zephyr
NOBODY expects the Heat to be in the Finals
i'm loving the parity in the league right now
106-119 heat
haughty moss
bye bye Celtica
agile lily
its gg
celest zephyr
AA Arena would be so lit rn
thorn tartan
Bye celtics-lakers fantasies
haughty moss
Lakers vs Heat 🔥
celest zephyr
heat in 7
thorn tartan
bandwagons are coming
honest umbra
lakers in 6
celest zephyr
Bam vs AD will be dope
the henny must be top-tier quality with this Nostradamus shit
warm kestrel
2020 NBA Finals - Los Angeles Lakers vs. Miami Heat
simple seal
Nice
honest umbra
Nice
grim crystal
Cannot wait for finals lebron
dim ledge
Miami deserves the place for those city jerseys alone
grim crystal
hoping for at least one game as good as game 1 in 2018
dim ledge
Fucking gorgeous
grim crystal
or game 6 in 2016
honest umbra
Why is taysom hill who he is
dim ledge
@forest pier me :)
im one of the few that likes cricket here
only just getting into IPL myself
what a goddamn batting performance
bitter rover
@burnt cedar @native token Jack Hermansson details Adesanyas victory, his own path to the title and sparring with khamzat
burnt cedar
Nice I’ll check it out
Never knew he sparred with Khazmat
I think Till will beat the joker
And also think Whittaker is going to beat Cannonier
With Whittaker getting a rematch next for the title
simple seal
Never forget
forest pier
@dim ledge that felt like an all time moment lol
simple seal
dim ledge
P sure it was right? @forest pier
Like in some capacity
A comeback stat
Of some sort
I can't decide if I want to like Rajasthan because pink or Hyderabad because I like their badge
forest pier
i'm not sure who to root for either lol i barely follow it and i forgot the team my mom likes lol
burnt cedar
Title could be decided today
Whoever wins will run away with it
And when I mean whoever wins I mean when Arsenal win
dim ledge
burnt cedar
We’ve been battered a lot at anfield
But before that this game would be a classic for the neutral
Don’t think we’re ready to compete with you but we defo will put a better showing on than previous years
The old ucl games, the 4-4 draw, van Persie terrorising you
And then after that it was constant defeat after defeat lmao
Lmao our starting line up
Can never predict what arteta is going to do
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dim ledge
I remember the last time Salah and Luiz met
burnt cedar
And that’s game
simple seal
honest umbra
bro
i am surprised
mainly becuz he was a "players coach" and someone ballmer would always back
kawhi musta said something
rustic ore
Only so many 2nd round sweeps you can take
rustic ore
honest umbra
at coaching?
nate mcmillan is one
and it'd be funny if the clippers even glanced at d'antoni
kenny atkinson is available
haughty moss
Kawhi gonna opt out next season
simple seal
lmao Doc is gone
forest pier
lmaooo 
billy donovan an option but he a 1st round exit
also ty lue a clips assistant rn
honest umbra
yeah
donovan isnt an option
he signed with the bulls lol
also him being a 1st round exit (and even making the playoffs) with the squad he was given
is far better achievement than doc going out up 3-1 in the 2nd round expected to win it all
not all coach expectations are the same
rustic ore
Is there any college HC that might be ready to make the leap?
forest pier
oh right i forgot abt bulls
but billy d went out when they had pg nd russ too
he did well this season tho
celest zephyr
haughty moss
there's a couple college ones, just don't know if they'd ever leave
honest umbra
im surprised with the results
that billy donovan and brad stevens have gotten
we havent gotten more college coaches
to nba
celest zephyr
we don't have enough euroleague coaches in the nba
hell, even nurse was from the shitty british league
honest umbra
coaches also have to be player coaches these days
what was that coach of the cavs, blatt, was it?
euroleague coaches prob wouldnt cut it in the nba (even if they were tactically great) in getting along with the players
celest zephyr
blatt used to coach for a israeli team, i think
honest umbra
yeah
rustic ore
Think part of it might be fear of giving up on a more secure job in college, another part might be getting hate from assistants across the league and their respective fans for getting a job over them
The “unqualified/undeserving” argument BS
rustic ore
Fingers crossed the Lightning can finish the job tonight and win the Cup.
Go Bolts!
⚡⚡⚡⚡
proud coyote
I'm very torn on TB lightning vs Joe Pavelski
haughty moss
I have no stake in this but to poke fun at TB
dim kettle
POINTER!!!
rustic ore
LIGHTNING UP!!!
dim kettle
How is Perry not ejected though? That was such a clear boarding call.
simple seal
dim kettle
I feel like Luffy punching Corey Perry.
rustic ore
1-0 Lightning through 1, 2 Qs to go
simple seal
KC up 13-3
dim kettle
Mahomes really just underhand shovel throw for a TD. The dude is OP.
dim kettle
2-0 Bolts.
rustic ore
dim kettle
haughty moss
Smh Mahomes the GOAT
rustic ore
Another TD?
dim kettle
Yep. And a long one.
dim kettle
If I was a DB, I feel like I would lose 10 I.Q. points just facing the dude.
proud coyote
yeesh
haughty moss
Gonna be long week for Raven DBs
dim kettle
Mahomes is like 07 Tom Brady if he was on steroids. The dude is so unreal.
haughty moss
Best in the game
rustic ore
Mahomes is legit like prime Favre, except he doesn’t throw boneheaded picks
dim kettle
Bear fans cry in the corner everyday.
rustic ore
But now they have Big Dick Nick so everything is fine
haughty moss
Lol ridiculous
proud coyote
doubt Mahomes would have amounted to much on da bears
dim kettle
He needs to be nerf. Someone upload the patch.
proud coyote
he was a project coming out, and they stunk
haughty moss
Cheat code
rustic ore
He needed to sit the bench his rookie year and learn from Smith and Reid to be who he is today
dim kettle
he was a project coming out, and they stunk
Yeah, that's true. That's what I thought too. But don't ruin funny narratives lol
proud coyote
I do like shitting on bears fans lol
rustic ore
I think if they took Watson though he’d be fine
He was my #1 QB coming into that draft
Most pro ready I mean
dim kettle
Mediocrity of the Mid-Way. I like to call Da Bears.
Watson should've been a Brown. But Browns do Browns things.
dim kettle
Imagine Watson without a hack of a coach & GM.
dim kettle
rustic ore
dim kettle
Corey Perry though. He's so lucky this game isn't being played in Tampa right now. He would need witness protection.
Twitter
dim kettle
Salty Yinzer. lol
proud coyote
maaaan
dim kettle
That means they'll win because butt fumble.
proud coyote
The Broncos are one of the only teams I'd say can lose
they're so damn injured, even more than we are
rustic ore
That’s funny, it’s almost like hiring Gase and then hiring a new GM and not firing Gase with the old one was a massive mistake
dim kettle
If anything the Bronco team we're seeing right now should get Elway fired. The depth is just so bad.
forest pier
nba should bring back hand checking
rustic ore
NBA should play with 80s-90s rules again
dim kettle
They should. It needs to be more physical.
rustic ore
Game and players are too soft nowadays
proud coyote
I just want another player like Gary Payton to exist
Robert Covington is the closest we have and he's still super far away
haughty moss
Better fire up those GP highlights then
dim kettle
I wish centers were as effective as they were 20 years ago,
rustic ore
Ravens with the takeaway
KC is obviously still gonna win this but fingers crossed they make this entertaining now
dim kettle
NO, ANDY, DON'T YOU DARE CALL DAN QUINN AT THIS MOMENT!!!
proud coyote
I just need a kelce TD...
rustic ore
Lol, imagine being Coleman, growing up a Stars fan, then scoring your first ever finals goal against them en route to winning your first title
proud coyote
they're doubling him every play so he's just playing bait
dim kettle
The Reddit GDT for the Bolts is just shitting on Corey Perry right now.
proud coyote
good, lol
haughty moss
Dallas needa score 😡
rustic ore
Man just look at that shots on goal difference, 23 by Tampa vs 9 by Dallas
We ain’t fucking around now 😤
haughty moss
Ravens drop every pass smh
rustic ore
For real, can you even imagine what Lamar would look like with Andy Reid?
dim kettle
I'm gonna be real. I wouldn't want to have a running QB like Lamar Jackson. Because they're a knee injury away from being ruined.
rustic ore
Lamar has shown to be a really solid passer though
Just all his targets are dropping balls left and right tonight
dim kettle
Him and Vick are very familiar.
rustic ore
I’d argue he’s a better passer than Vick ever was
Though I would say prime Vick was more dynamic as a runner than what Lamar is now
dim kettle
I swear the Bolts got motivated when Tom Brady wins a game.
simple seal
rustic ore
11:46 left 
haughty moss
rustic ore
8:45 now
rugged sparrow
rustic ore
rugged sparrow
dim kettle
NBC is so bias towards Dallas. lol
rustic ore
Look at that, Lamar finally gets a passing TD
proud coyote
to who?
haughty moss
Boyle
proud coyote
Andrews owners fuming
rustic ore
haughty moss
dim kettle
Stars were suppose to go 6 on 4 there. lol
dim kettle
DO YOU BELIEVE
haughty moss
Lmaooo chiefs
dim kettle
LORD STANLEY IS IN WESTERN FLORIDA. ONCE AGAIN!!!!
dim ledge
Deserved
dim kettle
I still gonna remember last year with pain. I broke my remote in game 4.
dim kettle
I'll be waiting for that wonderful Congrats vid on us.
rustic ore
It’s gonna be glorious
Bay area’s last title was the Bolts’s Cup win in 2004, only right that a new streak gets started up with a Bolts win
dim kettle
I was 5 years old when they happened.
rustic ore
Hedman won MVP!!!
dim kettle
Heddy!!!
dim kettle
I was thinking it would be Point. That 5OT will live in my heart forever.
haughty moss
I remember too
dim kettle
MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!
dim kettle
There's one thing to take away from this season for the Stars. Your owners won't be throwing Jamie Benn And Seguin under the bus for the near future.
warm kestrel
That's good
rustic ore
We ain’t the flashiest but we might be the most solid top to bottom roster right now
Fingers crossed they can shock the world
proud coyote
How was Snell this year?
rustic ore
Little up and down but he had the 2nd best ERA of his career
I’m not expecting them to win the title at all mind you, but I think there is just enough good overall talent to hopefully hang around for a bit
simple seal
The Lightning didn't lose back to back games the whole postseason, going 7-0 after losing a game.
Not a single of their series went to a game 7.
Most OT minutes ever in a single postseason, with a 7-2 record
honest umbra
We rooting for the twins?
Right @simple seal
And nah I haven’t Evan
I’ll watch though
hollow wind
I'm rooting for the twins
I'm a minnesota guy at heart
And it's social suicide to root for the astros nowadays lmao
simple seal
Astros had the bases loaded but the Twins get the 3rd out, 1-0 Twins
simple seal
~4,000 days it seems
dim kettle
Jermaine Dye, holy crap that's going back a long time. He was second behind Longoria in the AL all star voting at that time.
simple seal
After 5 innings, Lucas Giolito is still on a perfect game pace 
Only 3 Ks so great fielding there
simple seal
Jays @ Rays starting soon
7th inning for Giolito, will he keep it up
RIP Perfect Game
celest zephyr
fuck the astros 
honest umbra
nobody stans the astros
hollow wind
imagine getting traded to the astros rn
had nothing to do with the cheating but you still get hated
rustic ore
honest umbra
WHY ARE TWINS SO DUMB
COULDA BEEN OUT THE INNING
ERROR AND NOW BASES LOADED WITH ALTUVE
simple seal
Astros take the lead, 2-1
Twins and A's really are cursed
dim kettle
Their luck was cut in the 90's.
honest umbra
sigh.
simple seal
And the Twins just fucked it
dim kettle
God. You know, if you're a fan of any of the sports teams in Minnesota. Never have hope. It's only gonna lead to dick punching.
simple seal
I'm a Vikings fan, I know lmao
simple seal
Astros win 
White Sox win
That's now 17 playoff losses in a row for the Twins
Rays score. 1-0
dim kettle
The Rays first playoff points come from a wild pitch. lol
proud coyote
lol
maaaan I feel bad for Twins fans
they're about to get bashed so hard when they lose 2-0 to the Astros
purely for being the same old Twins
simple seal
Since 2004
dim kettle
The Twins escape their fate from the Yankees... Only to enter another losing fate to the Astros.
honest umbra
that scares me though
gonna be so many upsets with this stupid wildcard round
why does a 1st seed only get 3 games
against a 8th seed
grim crystal
simple seal
proud coyote
oh god that 2006 lakers team
that was such a fucking shitshow LOOOL
I'm sure fate remembers
literally Kobe vs the entire suns
honest umbra
you wanna know whats crazy about that?
kobe has some of his most iconic shots from that series
to take a 3-1 lead
like absolutely legendary buzzer beaters
proud coyote
People wanted Mitch's head
honest umbra
but they are nullified by them giving up a 3-1 lead
the fact that kobe was hugging kwame after a win should tell you about his supporting cast
proud coyote
the game 4 buzzer beater man...
honest umbra
im so complexed by mitch because he was so good but then why was he so bad when we were bad
honest umbra
ill still always have respect for mitch
but yea that supporting cast was the synonym of ass
kobe carried so hard
simple seal
Yankees start the game with a single and a homer to get up 2-0
RIP Indians
So much for the triple crown fella
dim kettle
You’ll have a October to remember!
simple seal
Unless you lose 2 in a row in any of these 4 series
If Twins or A's lose tomorrow they dont even get to october
dim kettle
And that’s a dinger 3-0 Rays
simple seal
dim kettle
simple seal
dim kettle
Snellzilla
dim kettle
Banana Man.
dim kettle
Alright, Vlad is out.
simple seal
A double from Gurriel 
dim kettle
Nice comeback there, Pete!
dim kettle
RAYSUP!
dim kettle
Just like the rest of the damn Jays games against us this year. Such a pain to face.
hollow wind
If Lakers win this year I think Dwight will be a hall of famer
dim kettle
The Magic fan in me is triggered by the thought. lol
honest umbra
dwight is a hall of famer
whether or not he wins this year
that is a fact
he won dpoy 3 years back to back
made the finals with the magic against the lebron cavs
franchise leader
plus nba hof is much easier to get into than other hofs
proud coyote
yeah Dwight is one of the better defensive players ever
he 100% gets in no matter what
people considered him the second best player in the NBA for a while
grim crystal
dwight howard was a superstar for like 4 years
his and a star player for another 4-5
simple seal
Indians got destroyed, jesus
static quiver
Kostas going into the finals before Giannis 
honest umbra
kostas winning a ring before giannis
static quiver
Mcgee bout to get his 3rd ring if they win this
static quiver
Which home court they playing at game 1?
rustic ore
static quiver
dim kettle
simple seal
simple seal
Except for the Yankees-Indians game, every other game has been pitcher dominant
simple seal
Marc Gasol leaving the Raptors and the NBA to play for Barcelona apparently
Trevor Bauer dominates in his Game 1 start: 7.2 IP, 2 H, 0 R/ER, 0 BB, 12 SO (a Reds postseason record) on 103 pitches
Bottom of the 9th, game still 0-0
My boys just Atletico'd Atletico
Extra innings time
dim kettle
The Reds are such a black hole for offensive scoring.
simple seal
11th inning
Atlanta had one of the top offenses on the regular season, they aint showing up today
dim kettle
At least this Atlanta team didn't blow a lead?
dim kettle
And the Astros are leading now.
simple seal
A's score 2 runs on the 1st
Reds bases loaded with 2 outs
Their best chance so far
3 pitch K, and we go to the bottom of the 11th still 0-0
12th inning
Reds and Braves burning out their bullpens
1st MLB Postseason game in history to be 0-0 after 11 innings
honest umbra
rustic ore
Quick first inning for Glasnow, 7 pitches and the Rays are now at bat
simple seal
13th inning time lmao
Most strikeouts ever in a playoff game
35
Marlins with a 3 run homer pog
Hope they win this series at least
dim kettle
Turns out that Margot trade worked out well for the Rays. We pretty much jobbed the Padres with Pagan.
dim kettle
Cub fans getting PTSD again.
dim kettle
What the hell was that throw. lol
simple seal
Twins fucking up the top of the 9th again smh
dim kettle
Even when the Twins don't face the Yankees. They fuck up.
rustic ore
After 1, Rays up 1-0
dim kettle
The Rays and doing nothing with RISP. What a perfect combo.
At least they got one. With Glasnow at the mound.
dim kettle
We are really gonna have a baseball version of 5OT?
I'm tellin ya, The Braves are gonna win the WS if they win this.
simple seal
That would equal 24 innings
Or 22/23 since they didn't complete it
braves get the 2nd out
Can they escape again
This game has now gone for 4:30 hours
dim kettle
Only another 2 hours to go.
honest umbra
whats happening to the twins @simple seal
simple seal
3-1 losing, 1 out in the last inning
dim kettle
Because Twins do Twins stuff.
simple seal
Cause they can't hit for shit
simple seal
Man on first for Atlanta
Twins are cursed in the playoffs
17 game losing streak since 2004
dim kettle
18*
simple seal
Twins are gone
honest umbra
which ones good
dim kettle
You could always laugh at the South Side right now.
honest umbra
i mean at the moment
simple seal
Plus today has Glasnow on the mound too
simple seal
They have broken 2 playoff records in this game
Most innings w/o scoring in a playoff game
Most strikeouts in a playoff game
Rays up 3-0!
dim kettle
Whoever wins that game is making it to the WS. Seems to be the trend so far this year.
simple seal
C'mon Acuña, blast a homer
dim kettle
And 3-0 Rays!
dim kettle
MIKE ZUNINO AHAHAHAHAHA Really?
dim kettle
Braves 2020 WS champs.
rustic ore
3-2 count
dim kettle
I remember when Zunino hit a dinger over the green monster. And I couldn't stop laughing and actually went to the Red Sox GDT and apologize for having to see that.
rustic ore
I’ll take that walk
dim kettle
I guess the Cubs decided to hibernate for the first game.
honest umbra
they miss this guy
dim kettle
Literally the Cubs are losing to a team carried by Brian Anderson, Starling Marte, & a line of misfits. Only on the north side.
rustic ore
Bases are loaded
simple seal
Again with 2 outs
dim kettle
*A GRAND SLAM
simple seal
WOOOOO
rustic ore
GRAND SLAM!!!
dim kettle
Ryu must've had some ST Pete BBQ Ribs before the game. He must be choking on the bones.
rustic ore
7-0 Rays baby!!!
simple seal
And we have Glasnow
rustic ore
Renfroe you beautiful bastard!
honest umbra
ryu is a former dodger for as reason, siren
simple seal
Shit is done most likely
honest umbra
hes used to choking
dim kettle
Hunter Renfroe, man. And only we had to do was sacrificed Tommy Pham.
rustic ore
I really don’t want to get too ahead of myself here but I feel pretty damn good about our chances to win this and move onto the next round
I liked Pham 😞
dim kettle
I liked the dude. But at the same time. He did shit on the fans.
dim kettle
Rays have no fans It's not like it takes over 2 hours to get to the Trop back and forth. Oh, wait that's me.
rustic ore
Funny story
I once took my sister to some casino out in Tampa
On my way back I had to go over the Howard Franklin bridge to get home
simple seal
That was the 1st playoff grad slam in franchise history
rustic ore
But I missed my exit and ended up in south St. Pete outside of the Trop
dim kettle
The Blue Jays are prolapsing at the mound at the worse time, man. Also those jerseys the Jays have. Rays North?
rustic ore
End of 2, Rays 7-0
dim kettle
Toronto only feels misery right now. Although, I don't think they expected much from the Jays this year.
At least they're not the Leafs?
honest umbra
i just need bautista bat flip
dim kettle
Rays aren't the Rangers though. They don't get salty over bat flips. lol
honest umbra
they would if it was from a 7-0 comeback
not like bautista could hit anything that the rays throw anyways
rustic ore
There’s a K
dim kettle
Oh, the Rays have done that before. Rays blew a 9 point lead last summer. And then we reversed card them the next day.
rustic ore
Bichette has beautiful hair, I’ll give him that
2 outs, man on 2nd, 0-2 count
And 3 outs
dim kettle
dim kettle
He did one in 2017. Probably won’t talk about them until the next haters guide
simple seal
Devil magic activated
Cards up 3-0 in the 1st
Twins apart from Nelson Cruz this series
Arraez: 0-6
Kepler: 0-5
Rosario: 0-7
Sano: 1-7, single
Polanco:1-7, single
Gonzalez: 1-5, single
Jeffers: 0-5
Buxton: 1-4, single
dim kettle
It looks like it's gonna be Rays & Yankees match up next. Where we'll probably be put in our place because baseball narratives.
simple seal
MARLINS WIN
rustic ore
Another K
Why was Cash coming out to talk to Glas? He looked fine
3 quick outs, Rays at bat again
Quick inning for the Rays as well
Rays 8-1 still
Jays scores again
Just walk that dude from now on, he’s the only one for the Jays who can score so far apparently
8-2 Rays
dim kettle
He loves hitting solo homers when he needs to score 7 to tie. Not exactly the best thing to do when the rest of the team isn't showing up.
dim kettle
Jansen is like the only one on the Jays that remembered they have to win a baseball game today.
simple seal
So far, only Rays and Braves have won as the higher seed teams
A's could join em shortly
honest umbra
so ur telling me the wild card format sucks, hog?
honest umbra
i dont see why teams should be rewarded for medicority though
or given only 3 games
thats absolutely not fair
simple seal
idc
honest umbra
"oh you were under .500, yea u get the same 3 game series as the 1st seed"
dim kettle
Because if hockey and basketball can have 8 seeds why can't baseball? If anything, it should be 6 seeds.
honest umbra
i dont feel you would feel the same if rays had lost game 1
and were losing rn
no team under .500 should be rewarded for mediocrity
yea those hockey and basketball 8 seeds gets 7 games to prove their mettle
not 3 games
its a little bit of a diff story
dim kettle
no team under .500 should be rewarded for mediocrity
IDK, Getting the shit kick out of you by the 1st seed team isn't exactly a reward. My Orlando Magic is a good example of this.
simple seal
I find it funny when good teams get upset unless I support such teams ofc lmao
dim kettle
Lightning fan PTSD. 62 wins & nothing.
simple seal
Love big teams that expent millions getting upset by lil market teams that barelly made it
honest umbra
yea
astros are such a little market team
they just lost to the twins
such a big team
oh wait
dim kettle
Baseball is in a dire need for a hard cap that won't happen because players won't have it for obvious reasons.
simple seal
I'm mostly talking about situations like if the brewers did it to the dodgers
I would love it if they do it
rustic ore
End of 5, Rays 8-2
honest umbra
dodgers win 43 games, brewers win 29. they both get the same series with no fans in a 3 game series lmao
its fine if you love upsets, they make a good story
but this playoff format is not the way to go about it
really hope they go back to how it was or at least construct a better playoff format
simple seal
I wish the NBA's first round was still 5 games
dim kettle
3 game system is a joke. Baseball playoff system is a joke to begin with until the 3rd round anyways. They need to overhaul the playoff system in general.
honest umbra
yea i miss nba first round being 5 games
imagine if it was 5 games and orlando was up 1-0 as they were this year against the bucks
simple seal
I agree 3 is too little, 5 is where is at
honest umbra
that would be real pressure
dim kettle
Like the Magic would do anything of substance these days.
honest umbra
they played well that game
and knowing they only had to win 2 more
who knows
or a 3 game series, 1 more lmao
dim kettle
Nope, Magic are cursed by the name of Dwight Howard.
honest umbra
all that aside
rustic ore
When are they gonna pull Glas? We’re winning by a bunch and he’s already thrown 70+
honest umbra
i want STL to beat the shit out of the padres
dim kettle
That'd be funny as hell.
honest umbra
the team that somehow always show up in the playoffs
against a team that hasnt made it in eons
6-2 top of 3rd STL, on at 1st and 2nd with only 1 out
simple seal
Devil magic
dim kettle
God, The PS3 wasn't even out here the last time the Padres made the playoffs.
honest umbra
this is good
simple seal
They up 6-2
Just a reminder tho
The Detroit Lions have won 1 playoff game since the Sputnik was launched
dim kettle
1 playoff win in 50 years. I wonder how they get that stadium filled on gameday.
simple seal
Detroit teams are in shambles rn
dim kettle
Detroit teams are in shambles rn
AKA any other season.
rustic ore
Red Wings should be fine in the next few seasons, they have the Lightning’s former GM after all
simple seal
rustic ore
dim kettle
Detroit sports are just imitating the city they play in. Nothing but sadness and darkness ahead.
Red Wings should be fine in the next few seasons, they have the Lightning’s former GM after all
Not for a long time though. The Wings still have so much cap issues from years of keeping that playoff streak alive.
rustic ore
Feel bad for Matt Stafford, hope he leaves that shitty franchise and goes to a real team when his contract is up
dim kettle
Going to the Lions is like a death sentence.
dim kettle
They can't even boast about going 0-16 12 years ago. The Browns did it better.