sports

[placid latch]

In some case if it does

Peak basketball for real

[willow bone]

@sand flame you lost fraud

[sand flame]

I what

That's not possible

[willow bone]

Smart from csk to bowl spinner for abhishek and head

[noble fractal]

Dortmund is useless

[willow bone]

Out of the ground

[placid latch]

Man that spurs team is stacked with future young all stars

We gonna be absolutely destroyed if they all click

[hasty basin]

I think we were better than they are in 23/24, if not better then around equal

And we lost to experience because it was our first playoffs

That Nuggets team has insane experience in the playoffs

[placid latch]

Problem is that all of them can iso

[hasty basin]

Even more than Mavs did against us

[placid latch]

And not only that they can move the ball well despite being able to play really good iso

They don't have pure role players except champagne and barnes

[willow bone]

15 ball 50 😭

[hasty basin]

Its just will they step up when it comes to it

[placid latch]

Exactly which is scary

[willow bone]

After playing 15 balls
Abhishek 50
Head 11

😐

[pale nacelle]

Head carrying 🔥

[hasty basin]

Their only experienced player is Deaaron Fox

[fathom tree]

Fuck CSK

[placid latch]

Meanwhile our nuggets with personal ability to put ball in bucket is Murray and jokic

Maybe Gordon

[hasty basin]

Who is 😭 his experience in the playoffs was getting upset by Warriors, good Warriors team mind

[placid latch]

And barnes

Mason Plumlee

[hasty basin]

Yeah Harrison Barnes

Those 2 aren't big threats nowadays though imo

We had Plumlee and released him

[placid latch]

Barnes is a peak shooter

[hasty basin]

This year I believe

[placid latch]

Yah plumlee is a slow center now

Plays screener and traditional center role

[hasty basin]

He's a decent shooter but idk

MUrray Jokic Gordon in the playoffs are amazing

[placid latch]

But Barnes can score fr

[placid latch]

The problem is iso game and ball handling

Murray getting double teamed

We can't even get the ball front

Jokic turnsover if he handles too much

[noble fractal]

leeds staying up it seems

[placid latch]

Pwat can handle the ball a bit these days

[robust grotto]

For sure

[placid latch]

Hope he can step up

[hasty basin]

Fair enough idk the Nuggets better than you do so

[noble fractal]

its between spurs forrest and west ham now

[robust grotto]

Who do you think the third team going down will be?

[hasty basin]

Spurs

[noble fractal]

depends

[hasty basin]

I want it to be Spurs so it will be Spurs

[robust grotto]

Just gut feeling

Hahahah

[placid latch]

Y'all got shai mini shai and more shais who can handle the ball

[noble fractal]

if forrest beats burnley I think they could stay up too

[hasty basin]

Nah the others aren't great but there are 3: Shai, Jdub, Ajay

[placid latch]

Two bigs among which one can shoot

Other is a great rebounder

[noble fractal]

although

i checked theur next matches

[placid latch]

Okc deadly with every role being filled

[noble fractal]

Rough

it depends on how bad spurs is tbh

[placid latch]

Jared McCain

[fathom tree]

@willow bone what the fuck

[noble fractal]

forrest got strong opponents

[willow bone]

Fu kkkkkkkk

[noble fractal]

So does west ham

[willow bone]

Man ishan

[hasty basin]

McCain is decent but he's wayy better offball

[burnt cedar]

You give me a basketball and that ball is going out the arena

[robust grotto]

Forest still in Europe makes them have to pick

[hasty basin]

Not literally Curry but played in the Curry role

[willow bone]

How the tables have turned in 2 balls

[noble fractal]

I think it could be between spurs and forrest

[fathom tree]

Mukesh Choudhary 3 innings against Kishan and got him every time

[noble fractal]

west ham has been ok lately and they don't have europa pressure like Forrest

[burnt cedar]

Spurs are done

Forest win vs Burnley and they’re safe imo

[placid latch]

True what do you think abt topic he did okay recently . Will you guys keep him

[fathom tree]

Kishan has got 6 runs against him

[hasty basin]

I think we keep him since soon it'll be hard to keep everyone so him being on rookie contract is huge

[noble fractal]

Spurs still have wolves and leeds

[pale nacelle]

Srh still have the upper hand

[burnt cedar]

Wolves will drag them down with them

[noble fractal]

Would be hilarious but idk

lets see

[burnt cedar]

@hasty basin have you done your playoff bracket

[hasty basin]

All this NBA/Prem talk is messing with my brain since there's Wolves and Spurs in both 😭

[hasty basin]

Nah I'll do it after our game finishes (Bournemouth)

[burnt cedar]

The basketball equivalent would beat the football in both sports

[hasty basin]

For sure

[robust grotto]

That’s how I feel tbh

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2045495264488645102

The 44 ⚽️ (@The_Forty_Four)

🚨BREAKING: LEICESTER CITY ARE ALL BUT RELEGATED TO LEAGUE 1

Leicester lose away to Portsmouth 1-0 & they could be 8 points away from safety with only 3 games left at the end of today!

X · Apr 18, 2026, 1:30 PM

[willow bone]

😐😐

[burnt cedar]

They’re never coming back

[willow bone]

Yeah but the big advantage is gone

[noble fractal]

leicester is done

wild

[pale nacelle]

Hm

[pale nacelle]

😭🤣

[willow bone]

Abhishek should stay for long

[burnt cedar]

I think their fans would take being in league 1 if it meant they had the 10 years they had

[hasty basin]

GOLL

[burnt cedar]

1 prem 1 fa cup

[hasty basin]

TAVERNIER

[pale nacelle]

Hm

[fathom tree]

Shivam Dube listened to you

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[willow bone]

He is dumb

[fathom tree]

CSK when I bet on them

Ggs

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2045226063555354749

yalc arşiv (@yalcdb)

ferrari fenerbahçe dortmund ikincilik edit

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FxTwitter · Apr 17, 2026, 7:41 PM

someone is missing

[hasty basin]

Fener do it to themselves man

They have 1 loss all season and it's to the last place team

[noble fractal]

wolfsburg scored again

I hate this fuckass league

nuke it

[fathom tree]

@willow bone Samson got Haki bro

[hasty basin]

Game is kinda boring so I decided to do it rn @burnt cedar

[willow bone]

😭

[fathom tree]

Fr

[burnt cedar]

We’ve got the same east

[burnt cedar]

@hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Nice

[burnt cedar]

I think it might be early for the spurs but I think we’ll have another new champion again

8 in a row

[hasty basin]

Gotta back my team

[burnt cedar]

I was very close to having the raptors to go all the way

[hasty basin]

My contenders are OKC Celtics and Nuggets so it won't work

[burnt cedar]

Unfortunately Adam Silver and his goons won’t let us

[hasty basin]

I'd love to do that too but can't 💔

[willow bone]

Who possessed overton man

[fathom tree]

Really good bowling

[willow bone]

He is been crazy good since last 2-3 matches

[fathom tree]

Some serious pace

It’s a hatrick ball

[willow bone]

They don't even know it's a hattrick ball

[fathom tree]

His ball is travelling tho

Damn

[willow bone]

Nitish reddy is improving his batting

Good to see

He needs to improve more but good progress compared to last season

[fathom tree]

Klassen playing a good role

[fathom tree]

😭😭

30 seconds after you just said it

[willow bone]

😔

[hasty basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/nbamemes/status/2045365661417853328

NBA Memes (@NBAMemes)

Dillon Brooks vs Lou Dort in the first round...

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FxTwitter · Apr 18, 2026, 4:55 AM

[fleet orbit]

i can’t fucking wait

[noble fractal]

wow bournemouth could still play europe atp

if chelsea looses to united they'll have the same points as brentford and bournemouth

[sweet tree]

guirassy nice

[noble fractal]

he is still saving our asses in dortmund ❤️

[sweet tree]

oh right you guys competing with hoffenheim

[noble fractal]

hoffenheim and red bull yes

[sweet tree]

race for top 4 is really close

[noble fractal]

the more points they drop the better for us

we got bayern tommorow so 0 points this week

frankfurt needs to win too so we can remain 3rd

[fathom tree]

@willow bone Kamboj racking up wickets this season

Crucial wickets

[willow bone]

Yeah he has been good through out the season

Srh somehow need to go past 200

[hasty basin]

Fuckkk Osula goal

[noble fractal]

omg augsburg

[fathom tree]

Where tf did Livingstone come from now

[hasty basin]

Offside maybe

[noble fractal]

another ex VfB player making a brace and helping us out 🥲

[hasty basin]

EVanilson assisted so it counts 😂

[sweet tree]

lol

hoffenheim pen

[final plaza]

fuck this team

[noble fractal]

I need Lordmund nuked rn

[final plaza]

@willow bone

[fathom tree]

Fr

[sweet tree]

kramaric goal

[noble fractal]

bayern will put 8 against us in allianz arena and officially be declared Bundesliga champions tommorow I hope dortmund and the entire state of bavaria gets sucked up by a black hole

[willow bone]

He is useless, shouldn't have done impact sub

[willow bone]

😭😭

Six

[fathom tree]

He ain’t getting strike

[willow bone]

How did livingstone even entered international level with that batting 🤦🏽‍♂️

[sweet tree]

if there's one thing dortmund is good at

it's the king of 2nd places

[fathom tree]

Ball didn’t even reach the boundary and Livingston already reached the striker end

He’s desperate to bat

[tardy solstice]

@final plaza hello brother

[willow bone]

😂

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone hi

[willow bone]

Csk ain't chasing this

[final plaza]

we will win

dw

we just gotta get samsun gone before he hits a 50

and it's easy sailing

[willow bone]

Before he goes double digit

Its either century or single digit score for him

[fathom tree]

Fuck this review

[willow bone]

Oh livingstone

1 from 5 balls

8cr for this mf

[hasty basin]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[willow bone]

[sweet tree]

bournemouth goal?

[willow bone]

Your team ain't chasing this buddy

[tardy solstice]

Warra impact for 13 cr

[willow bone]

Wait he is 13cr and not 8cr?

They can't

[tardy solstice]

13 yea

[willow bone]

I'm just confident in srh bowling

[willow bone]

Mf

[hasty basin]

Yep

[noble fractal]

are u actually looking for a date on r/one piece discord

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone is

She even has girl pfp

[noble fractal]

don't do that to them

😭

[hasty basin]

9 minutes added

I'm gonna lose my mind

[noble fractal]

bruh

[hasty basin]

What is #sports even about

[tardy solstice]

Nah trust me

[noble fractal]

Watching my club get humiliated

[hasty basin]

WHO is the teammate here bro 😭

[willow bone]

🤦🏽‍♂️

[noble fractal]

at least im not a spurs fan

[amber grove]

Tf is going on in here

[noble fractal]

some npc is looking for a girlfriend here

wrong sport

oh u know

football

no

[fathom tree]

Give it up bro💔

[noble fractal]

bruh

no women hate one piece

and this the sports channel

[neat radish]

Why would women be jealous of zoro

[fathom tree]

Are you from Toei or some shit

[noble fractal]

I wonder why

what are u talking about

no

[fathom tree]

@willow bone Samson obv haki

[willow bone]

Don't spoil me, I'm watching in hotstar

[fathom tree]

Yes

[fathom tree]

Bruh

[hasty basin]

13 UNBEATENNNN

LETS GO MAN

[noble fractal]

isn't that a new record

u guys can catch chelsea

[hasty basin]

12 was a new record so yes

[noble fractal]

time to root for yanited

no

wtf is wrong with u

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/please-stop-please-stop-matpat-meme-matpat-gif-1403963513819787752

[fathom tree]

Can we get back to sports💔

[noble fractal]

this is a sports channel, either u stop being weird and talk about sport or we tell the mods to ban ur ass

[fathom tree]

@willow bone you were right again

[final plaza]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

[fathom tree]

🙏

How tf

[willow bone]

Nitish reddy

😎

[final plaza]

i was telling samsun would go

😎

[willow bone]

About?

[fathom tree]

Samson scoring single digit

😭😭

[willow bone]

Samson single digit?

Hehe

Srh

[fathom tree]

Mhatre means pills in my language

[dim ledge]

We probably lose tomorrow

[willow bone]

Good try

[fathom tree]

I like his bowling action

[willow bone]

Review

Thats correct ball

Wtf

[fathom tree]

Gaikwad is driving the ball

Damn

[willow bone]

Its okay

[fathom tree]

These umpires are on crack

[willow bone]

Nitish improving in batting anf bowling

[fathom tree]

Yes

[willow bone]

The extra ball went to 4

🤦🏽‍♂️

[fathom tree]

😭

[willow bone]

Woah

Stylish shot

Make a pose

[fathom tree]

Only 83 metres?

[willow bone]

Praful going for runs

[fathom tree]

He thought he got Samson first ball

[willow bone]

Yeah saw that

[dim ledge]

? Lmfao

[willow bone]

Varun really said "hinge will get us another wicket now" 😭

[fathom tree]

✌️

[dim ledge]

Weird ass mf man

[hasty basin]

Do NOT scroll up

[fathom tree]

Ignore him

[willow bone]

Are you indirectly snitching?

[hasty basin]

Mayyyybeeee?

[fathom tree]

That whole ass convo should be banished

[dim ledge]

It's taken care of

Heavens

[fathom tree]

Thank you

[dim ledge]

Please don't be afraid to ping me in the future @noble fractal

[willow bone]

Banned?

[dim ledge]

Yep

That goes for any of y'all

[fathom tree]

Oh wow

[dim ledge]

Don't be afraid to ping

[fathom tree]

Sure

Thank you

[willow bone]

Let me remove him from ipl tournament 😂

[fathom tree]

😭😭

[willow bone]

Bro acted weird out of nowhere

[dim ledge]

He reminds me of uh

How do I put this

[hasty basin]

This isn't too bad

[dim ledge]

Oftentimes I run across posts/accounts from India that are quite obsessed with "hot bhabis"

They fucking murder me every time I see them

[fathom tree]

Ay Bournemouth supporter?

[dim ledge]

So funny

[fathom tree]

💔

[hasty basin]

Yup

[fathom tree]

Nice

They’re so good rn

[hasty basin]

13 unbeaten man I'm in heaven

[dim ledge]

Crocos second is pool and I appreciate that

I miss Bobby man

[hasty basin]

🙏

[dim ledge]

That front 3

💉

[willow bone]

Lol

Man wtf are srh doing

@final plaza how contrast srh bowling from last time to this time

😔

[fathom tree]

Vaibhav eating his words

[final plaza]

still pretty good

there was novelty factor for these two bowlers

now that's gone

and extra pressure is here

[willow bone]

Wdym pretty good? Both the new bowlers started horribly

Not a wide

[final plaza]

it's okay

[fathom tree]

Look at Vaibhav Arora’s face

💔💔

[amber grove]

Yanited tears today!

[willow bone]

I'm happy for nitish, he is improving in both batting and bowling

[willow bone]

Who?

[fathom tree]

They’re winning against Chelsea

[dim ledge]

Draw is ideal for us

[amber grove]

Nah

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/WhoScored/status/2045497377566363922

WhoScored (@WhoScored)

No player completed more dribbles than Caoimhín Kelleher vs Fulham (1). 🕺

X · Apr 18, 2026, 1:39 PM

😭

[pale nacelle]

Csk winning easily

Mhatre motm

[final plaza]

why's they making mhatre play with injury

stupid mgmt

broooo

LETS GOOO

[fathom tree]

Reddy

Seriously

[pale nacelle]

Jinxed it 🔥🔥

[fathom tree]

😭

[final plaza]

good daksh

now jinx more

[fathom tree]

Can you say CSK is gonna lose

[pale nacelle]

But csk will still chase this 😒

[late steeple]

whats the target

[fathom tree]

Then they ain’t chasing it

Ggs

[willow bone]

Stupid decision

[fathom tree]

195

[final plaza]

hello Chak the csk guy

ANOTHERRR

[willow bone]

Yayyyy

[tardy solstice]

What a catch that was

[willow bone]

I would have laughed at that csk guy but he is banned

[fleet orbit]

got my records right before cubs traffic let’s go boys

beat the mets

[final plaza]

who

[tardy solstice]

What for?😭

[willow bone]

Csk still have decent runrate, idk why they rushing

[tardy solstice]

He turned creepy?

[fathom tree]

Another failure by Gaikwad

[willow bone]

You were present during the incident 🤦🏽‍♂️

[tardy solstice]

Nah he didn't do anything
Yet

After that i left

[willow bone]

He went extra mile after that forcing people to say they are girls 😭

[fathom tree]

He wasn’t there

[willow bone]

He was at the start, he even pinged me saying i was a girl 🤦🏽‍♂️

[fathom tree]

After that it got worse

[willow bone]

Right

[fathom tree]

And he wasn’t there then

[tardy solstice]

Ye

[pale nacelle]

Who??

[ripe yacht]

Your Honda is safe for the next 2-3 years, but this will def happen no running away from it ☺️

[willow bone]

That csk guy

[pale nacelle]

What happened

[fathom tree]

Even I was feeling embarrassed bro

[tardy solstice]

Some guy

[fathom tree]

It was so bad

[willow bone]

What was his name

[tardy solstice]

Sakashil

[pale nacelle]

I missed it 😑😭

[tardy solstice]

Always those csk fans

[fathom tree]

Aight let’s talk about the match rn

That guy is long gone

[willow bone]

You kids should stay away from such things

[fathom tree]

He could’ve learnt something from him

How to NOT become an NPC

[willow bone]

[pale nacelle]

What 😭

[fathom tree]

Very good powerplay

[willow bone]

6 overs 76/3 hmm

[pale nacelle]

I mean i am a kid compared to you

Everyone is

[willow bone]

My guess is 13-15

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

You're 30 everyone's a kid compared to you

[willow bone]

30 is still young

[pale nacelle]

But 13 to 15 what a guess 😭🙏

Idk if i should laugh at this or not

💔

[willow bone]

This daksh betted on srh, I'm nervous now

[pale nacelle]

Nah the nickname change was the end of my bad luck

[fleet orbit]

we are both indeed young , i’m also 30

[willow bone]

😎

[fleet orbit]

we are simply filled with wisdom now stop offering me aarp cards dammit

[pale nacelle]

I will never respect cyg after he guessed i was 13 to 15 💔

[fleet orbit]

i’m gonna guess you are 22

[pale nacelle]

👀

Maybe

Maybe not

[fleet orbit]

either way you are a nami fan so therefore i trust you

[pale nacelle]

I got this name as a punishment

[fleet orbit]

you can be punished that way on discord ?!!

[pale nacelle]

Why would i ever think dragon is mid

Dragon is the goat 🐐

Nami is alright 🤷‍♂️

[fleet orbit]

yeah i gotta be honest i saw that and im like that’s certainly a take

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/NBAJPN/status/2045421402803917229?s=20

NBA Japan (@NBAJPN)

NBAプレイオフ1回戦 東西４カード✅

#NBAPLAYOFFS #NBAJPN

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 18, 2026, 8:37 AM

[fleet orbit]

the wolves nuggets one goes so hard

we about to get some raptors cleveland let’s go

[noble fractal]

will do, thanks for removing him

[candid nova]

rcb lost fucking hell

@willow bone@fathom tree

[fathom tree]

Romario sold the game

Good for me

I bet on DC

[candid nova]

i just finished my shift

its 3am lol

[fathom tree]

Yo get some rest

[candid nova]

man how

i just checked the score

did not even cross 200

[pale nacelle]

Go to sleep

[fathom tree]

13 required in 4 balls and Miller hit 2 sixes and a four

[willow bone]

They did yeah

[candid nova]

yea just checked

[dreamy briar]

PLAYOFFS LFG

[hasty basin]

Nice

[hasty basin]

That image of ants walking over a Joker is generational from twolves

[candid nova]

lol i lost 400

lmao

600 balance if im not wrong

[fathom tree]

Yes

If you ain’t sleeping anytime soon then watch Spurs vs Brighton

[candid nova]

always weak at gambling mate

[fathom tree]

One more step to relegation

[candid nova]

yea pl

ik

[fathom tree]

Yup

[candid nova]

🤣

[fathom tree]

Which league do you usually follow?

[candid nova]

pl

[fathom tree]

Oh

[candid nova]

and lil bit of lalgia

laliga

[fathom tree]

Me too

But I can’t really watch laliga cause I need subscription

[candid nova]

did u watch the ucl ?

[candid nova]

i see

[fathom tree]

I didn’t watch the second leg of quarter finals

[candid nova]

madrid vs bayern

[candid nova]

bro fuckinggg hell no

[fathom tree]

I watched the first leg

[candid nova]

u jus missed

oh hwll naw

[fathom tree]

The greatest shit

Yup

[candid nova]

bro

[fathom tree]

I feel bad too

[candid nova]

that was one hell of a match

[fathom tree]

The matches start at 12:30 midnight

[willow bone]

These guys still have brevis bruh 🤦🏽‍♂️

[fathom tree]

💔

[candid nova]

madrid was holding till the last moment but then they double scored on them

fuck my life

[fathom tree]

Fuh Camavinga😭

[candid nova]

indian timing i assume

[fathom tree]

What was he tryna achieve

[fathom tree]

Yup

A month ago it started at 1:30

Cause of the change in the time zone during summer it’s 12:30 rn

[candid nova]

i gambled one more ipl game ryt?

[fathom tree]

There is a match going on rn

Did you bet on that?

[candid nova]

yea i did

on srh

just googled

[fathom tree]

@willow bone Eshan Malinga locked in

Ah nice

[fathom tree]

They’re putting up a fight

For the last 2 overs

[candid nova]

i see

[fathom tree]

You ain’t gonna rest?

[candid nova]

i usually sleep noon

[willow bone]

😎

[final plaza]

We eating good

[fathom tree]

Oh

[willow bone]

Out pls

Yesss

[final plaza]

Yeah

[fathom tree]

Wha the fuck

[candid nova]

this shift is just for a short period

[fathom tree]

Tf Dube gonna do rn bro

[willow bone]

Bruh dube

[fathom tree]

Man I didn’t expect many working people in here

[candid nova]

then ill be back to my normal human sleep cycle lol

[willow bone]

How deep is csk batting

[fathom tree]

Nice

[tardy solstice]

Only 2 runs off the last 10 balls

[sweet tree]

porro

[candid nova]

just having fun

[fathom tree]

Cool

[willow bone]

They have that luxury because the run rate was too high

But now they need to up the pace

[tardy solstice]

Momentum is a thing tho

Rrr above crr

[willow bone]

Right, with this wicket it became difficult

[fathom tree]

Short has to play a Stubbs innings

[sweet tree]

nice ball simons

[fathom tree]

Oh no Spurs scored

[fathom tree]

Yup

[candid nova]

yea lol

watching it rn

[fathom tree]

I’m waiting for my iPad to charge

To watch the game

[candid nova]

u follow pl?

ooho

[fathom tree]

Yea

[candid nova]

fuckk

close

[pale nacelle]

Spurs winning 😔

[candid nova]

lmao

hit the side post

[fathom tree]

My ball knowledge ain’t that good tho

[candid nova]

no worries

[fathom tree]

I’ve just been watching for a year

I’m still very new to this

[candid nova]

u answered so many of my questions

[pale nacelle]

Man city arsenal tommorow

[fathom tree]

Huh?

[candid nova]

ipl questions

i helped me mate

[fathom tree]

Still I started to dislike Arsenal already

[fathom tree]

Glad I could help

[fathom tree]

Title decider

[candid nova]

thats the spirit

[fathom tree]

Arsenal might as well look for a draw

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[fathom tree]

❤️‍🩹

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2045128692976730490

Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass)

Knicks owner James Dolan reads tweets about himself and MSG security will "freak the fu*k out" and call local police on critics, per @PabloTorre

"They scared the crap out of some 14 year old kid in Colorado.”

X · Apr 17, 2026, 1:14 PM

Softest owner in the league

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone y'all winning

[final plaza]

Competitive

Need 2 wickets gone

[tardy solstice]

Meh

They let it slip 4 overs ago

Need a big over

[willow bone]

🤔

Vedant trying reverse jinx

[sweet tree]

oh wtffgg

mitomaaaa

roof of the net

[fathom tree]

End this boundary drought bro holy

[tardy solstice]

Nah

I don't like both teams

[noble fractal]

brighton pull yourselves together

[tardy solstice]

Csk is kinda our brother in arms

Will be happy for them

[willow bone]

Nb

[tardy solstice]

Nb?

[candid nova]

spurs lmao

[tardy solstice]

Oh

[fathom tree]

Les go they scored

[candid nova]

conceded

[tardy solstice]

Praful hinge csk plant

[candid nova]

[tardy solstice]

Wtf is short doing

[candid nova]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[tardy solstice]

Did Cummins pay him

[fathom tree]

Still waiting for my iPad

[candid nova]

i feel sad

[willow bone]

He tried

[fathom tree]

😭😭

[candid nova]

just when i decided to take a break

[tardy solstice]

Meh

[candid nova]

they conceded

[fathom tree]

Damn

[candid nova]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[pale nacelle]

Mitoma 🔥🔥

[fathom tree]

Can we say Praful fell off in just his second match

I’ve never seen a debutant do so good and just shit next match

[tardy solstice]

Praful hinge got bumbled

[tardy solstice]

Alzari Joseph

He had a 6 fer

[fathom tree]

Injury

[tardy solstice]

Meh

[pale nacelle]

Andrew tye debut 🤩🤩

[fathom tree]

I remember him cause of his slow ass bowling

I never saw him click 130

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2045547342242152556

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

Yan Diomande what are you doing????

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 4:57 PM

[ripe yacht]

United bound soon 🙏

[noble fractal]

if chelsea keeps this up they will miss europe entirely

[tardy solstice]

@willow bone see

[fathom tree]

@willow bone Ggs

What a catch

[willow bone]

What see? 46 in 4 is doable

[willow bone]

🧐

[tardy solstice]

6 wickets?

No

[willow bone]

Dube is in the crease

Overton is also a batsmen

I'm not saying they will do it, I'm just its doable

Not like very tough

[tardy solstice]

Hm

[final plaza]

this chennai team is pretty strong on paper but still so inconsistent in performance lol

6 down and y ou still have batsman like overton

and dube

[willow bone]

Yeah they have players, idk why they are shitting

[final plaza]

LETS GOOO

THAT WAS A CLEAN ONE

[willow bone]

Gg

[tardy solstice]

💔

[final plaza]

srh fielders playing for csk

wtf aniket

this is like twice or thrice in this match

[pale nacelle]

20 in 6

[amber grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2045561382725202109

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔙 Enzo Fernández, back into Chelsea squad today and immediately in the starting XI to face Man United.

João Pedro, not even on the bench.

X · Apr 18, 2026, 5:53 PM

WE FEAST ON UNITED TODAY

[pale nacelle]

18 needed in last over

[willow bone]

Super over?

[pale nacelle]

WE FEAST ON ARSENAL TOMMOROW

[pale nacelle]

Please 🙏🙏

[willow bone]

I feel like we will get super over this match

Nvm

Srh win

😎

[pale nacelle]

No ball 🔥🔥

[willow bone]

Wtf

[pale nacelle]

Super over 🔥🔥

[willow bone]

Just ball straight mf

[willow bone]

Nah

If the nb went to 4 maybe a chance but it didn't

[fathom tree]

Palhinha so close

Thank god

[pale nacelle]

2 sixes on last 2 balls please 😭🙏

[final plaza]

Congrats @willow bone

[willow bone]

Yayyyy

@sand flame you lost again

[hasty basin]

Raptors dont look too bad

[willow bone]

W/L
Daksh 3/7
Cyg 6/4
Saul 6/4
Vedant 4/6
Goro 6/4
Fron 3/5

[final plaza]

that rcb one really affected me big time

fucking ass team

[fathom tree]

I thought Daksh would have just one win

[sand flame]

This can't be

[fathom tree]

Simons

What the fuck

[willow bone]

Me too, i also lost 400

[fathom tree]

Great goal

But hell nah

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sakugastudio-jxrdn-absolute-cinema-luffy-gif-15469166217534865765

[candid nova]

tottenham

scored

[pale nacelle]

My downfall started when i gave a nickname change but it has ended now that I have taken a nickname change
I have told this idk how many times and y'all don't understand

[willow bone]

He won both today

[fathom tree]

Really good by Simon’s

[candid nova]

yea lol

[pale nacelle]

@willow bone 200 on rr

[fathom tree]

A really good ball first half and this goal

[fathom tree]

Might be the hero they need

[willow bone]

You want to go back to losing huh?

[pale nacelle]

Even though i said rr can lose to kkr and srh but they should win vs rcb

I cant bet against my team

[fathom tree]

500 KKR

🔥🔥

[willow bone]

😂😂

Another 2 bet incoming from vedant

[fathom tree]

Rahane century
Vaibhav 5fer

[willow bone]

Vedant would leave the server if that happens

[fathom tree]

If any one of these things happen then he should leave the server

[sweet tree]

Brighton ties ot

it

ain't no way

[fathom tree]

YES

BRIGHTON

[noble fractal]

stupid bums

[fathom tree]

😭😭😭😭

What a play

[noble fractal]

cold have won but no

[fathom tree]

Yo I love Minteh

[frail berry]

😭

[sweet tree]

Danso u are a bum

[frail berry]

spurs still at 0 wins

[noble fractal]

frankfurt is useless too

[hasty basin]

TOPSPURSSS

THEY ALWAYS DELIVER

[sweet tree]

Simons had a great game and they're letting him down lol

[fathom tree]

Xavi really pulled a Richarlison

[fathom tree]

😭😭😭

[robust grotto]

Bruh

[sweet tree]

scored and an assist

[frail berry]

the scenes when brighton score a third

[fathom tree]

Removed his shirt and celebrated with the fans and Shi

Final set piece

[sweet tree]

Ends in a draw

spurs drop 2 points there

[frail berry]

bro

[fathom tree]

That last shot wasn’t it man

[sweet tree]

West Ham could get a 4 point lead

[frail berry]

the left had 4 spurs players unmarked

😭

[fathom tree]

What a game to watch tho

[noble fractal]

Forrest and west hamneed to win

[fathom tree]

I trust Forest

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2045569690680901721

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

🚨 GEORGINIO RUTTER IN 90’+5 — MASSIVE DRAMA AT THE DEATH!
︀︀
︀︀TOTTENHAM 2–2 BRIGHTON

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 6:26 PM

danso just unserious lol

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2045230953962832355
DROPPED BACK DOWN

Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport)

🚨JUST IN: Barcelona will not keep Marcus Rashford beyond this season, even at a reduced fee.
︀︀
︀︀He will be dropped back down to Manchester United.

**💬 165 🔁 209 ❤️ 6.3K 👁️ 194.2K **

FxTwitter · Apr 17, 2026, 8:00 PM

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-ayton-of-deandre-flight-ayton-of-deandre-look-at-ayton-of-deandre-gif-14788964787938800176

[sweet tree]

yeah I don't see it

was somewhat useful when raphinha was injured

but likely wasn't gonna get mins if Rapha was healthy

was good enough for depth

[candid nova]

bro

tottenham,

wtf

2-2

lmao

🤣

[fathom tree]

Women’s football is so peak

Peak comedy💔

[amber grove]

Did Cayman Islands have a keeper?

How tf do you give up 21 goals

[fleet orbit]

well , try again monday toronto

[fathom tree]

The keeper got 0 rating

😭😭😭

[amber grove]

It was competitive in the first half

[fathom tree]

That’s too high fr

Deserves negative ratings

[fleet orbit]

for sure , sometimes the avalanche hits

[hasty basin]

Mamu shoot the ball once man 💔

Max Strus playoff heritage

[sweet tree]

gonna peep the copa del arse final

[dense blade]

Is there an actual source to this or are we basing this off of polymarket predictions

[amber grove]

Idk I just found the caption funny

COME ON CHELSEA

[sweet tree]

talks about signing rashford has cool down but there's nothing definitive yet, a decision will probably be made in the summer.

REAL SOCIEDAD GOAL

bruh not even 20 seconds

[dense blade]

So probably after wc then?

[sweet tree]

yeah I guess

I think Barça might look at cheaper alternatives but idk

[dense blade]

Sure

[noble fractal]

atletico conceded

in the first minute

Simeone masterclass

[dense blade]

When was the last time there was a copa del rey without barca or madrid lmao

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2045579379145621772

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

🚨 ANDER BARRENETXEA SCORES AFTER JUST 15 SECONDS — REAL SOCIEDAD STRIKE IMMEDIATELY!
︀︀
︀︀🇪🇸 ATLETICO MADRID 0–1 REAL SOCIEDAD

**🔁 1 ❤️ 12 **

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 7:05 PM

15 seconds

[amber grove]

One big joke this is @fleet orbit https://x.com/i/status/2045273652086645247

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Trail Blazers President Dewayne Hankins says fans won’t receive playoff T-shirts for Games 3 & 4 at Moda Center when Portland hosts San Antonio, per @GMottaTV

X · Apr 17, 2026, 10:50 PM

[sweet tree]

I think 3 seasons ago

[dense blade]

damn

that's sooner than i thought it'd be

[proud coyote]

im the blazers fan

[sweet tree]

2 seasons ago mb

[proud coyote]

and yes our new owner is cheap it seems

he also made team staff check out early of a hotel lmao

[sacred kite]

Ohhh boy Jhoan Duran is injured

[amber grove]

I know but Lebowski was the only active NBA fan

[proud coyote]

what?

[dense blade]

that's alot of them damn, but if you go back it's only barca lol

[sweet tree]

yeah

[amber grove]

Thats why I pinged him and not you is what I'm saying

[sweet tree]

we won like 5 or 6 straight

the format changed in 2021

[proud coyote]

what makes you say he's the only active nba fan

[sweet tree]

so it's a bit more difficult to win

[amber grove]

Typical billionaire asshole

[proud coyote]

oh like in chat right now lol

[amber grove]

I was talking like rn in the moment

[fleet orbit]

cheapass

[sweet tree]

p much Barça and Madrid don't play a home game in the CDR until they reach the Semis

[fleet orbit]

i don’t think that’s true i feel like i’ve spoken with a lot of international nba fans on here

[amber grove]

I can't stand cheap owners don't buy the team if you not gonna spend unfair to the fans

[smoky fable]

Isn’t that the truth……

[dense blade]

hmm, madrid lost to some third division club this year because of this no

[smoky fable]

There’s a lot out there

[sweet tree]

ye

[amber grove]

I was talking like active rn during the Raptors game

Cavs up 21 now 😭

Raptors need Quickley

[fleet orbit]

oh in that case yeah i suppose i am lol

game 2 monday

[amber grove]

OH GOOD ESTEVAO HURT FUCKING BRILLIANT

Fucking hate this sport

[sweet tree]

Lookman...

what a player

[hasty basin]

First Georgian 3 in the playoffs

Boom

Mamu my goat win the series

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/ag-aaron-gordon-ag-360-ag-360-dunk-ag-dunk-gif-14973713706739126006

[noble fractal]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2045523367130804530

KSI NEWS (@ksinews_)

Max Fosh receives a yellow card and he does an insane magic trick 😭😭😭

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FxTwitter · Apr 18, 2026, 3:22 PM

[hasty basin]

So fire

[amber grove]

Our midfield is cooking these frauds yet we can't score

[hasty basin]

At a good time as well

[barren lotus]

NFL draft coming up. Anyone follow american football?

[amber grove]

We spend billions yet won't spend money on a proven striker ffs

[amber grove]

Yeah tons of people here do

[barren lotus]

Cool, trying to spend more time here other than OP chapters. Got to get to level 10...lol

And dont have a sports outlet honestly. Was banned a while back on NFL discord . It was really dumb, I asked a question right after a mod said not to ask that question anymore. I didnt know it was posted before posting it and was insta banned with no way to figure out how to appeal it. Really annoying.

[fleet orbit]

of course ! let’s go bears

[amber grove]

Seems a bit overkill

GOALLLLLLL

And I still hate this sport

[tender hornet]

Sad truth is most owners buy teams as an investment... buy low, and sell in 10 years when the worth has gone up

[fleet orbit]

if you don’t mind me asking what was the question

[tender hornet]

Banned instantly

[amber grove]

FUCK

[barren lotus]

Yeah that server has very power hungry mods

[barren lotus]

It was a fantasy football question, didnt realise that the mod just said to stop asking them there. I asked and was erased from existance

Ooof

I was like they could of at least timed me out or something

[sweet tree]

nasty punch from musso

pen for sociedad

Oyarzabal 2-1

nice

[fleet orbit]

i believe they do have dedicated servers for fantasy football if you need to ask there

do you have a favorite team?

[barren lotus]

Oh no. We not going to get along....SKOL!

[fleet orbit]

we can hate green bay together lol

[barren lotus]

Lol, at least it not the Packers...Lol

[fleet orbit]

the division is just super competitive i’m glad the bears have something working

[barren lotus]

Yeah, Im 50/50 on Vikings man.

On one hand I hope we do well, on the other I hope we dont and flores becomes the new Head Coach

[fleet orbit]

vikings bears games always end up being super weird

[fleet orbit]

i am willing to admit i’m a KoC critic because he doesn’t commit to the run

[barren lotus]

As much as I like O'Connel, I dont like him either...Lol. Not only does he abandon the run, he does not change up his deep 10 yard route playcalling. You got to realise when your oline is getting manhandled, those plays cant develop like that.

[fleet orbit]

too many overdeveloping plays and as much as JJM has his own faults he wasn’t given as great a track of development as people insinuate

caleb said flores is the hardest coach to gameplan against

[barren lotus]

And I like JJ McCarthy. He was actually getting better as year went. I hate that it seems the Vikings seems to just already given up on him and got Murray. Im not a fan of Murray at all.

But I cant blame them for his price point

[tender hornet]

Lebowski I've been wanting to ask forever why is the SH logo in your name off-centered 😭

[fleet orbit]

i don’t know if they are giving up on him or if they are giving him a year to sit and possibly work on his mechanics

[fleet orbit]

honestly i couldn’t tell ya you picked up on it before i did 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[hasty basin]

Idk why I never considered that Twolves can just win

They're such a wildcard in the playoffs

[proud coyote]

hilarious that the thunder get such a cakewalk

[barren lotus]

I dont know. I supported the Vikings giving up on Darnold last year. The way he played in the last 2 games of the year was a disaster. Honestly his stats last year werent the greatest either. He was carried by that Seattle Defense/run game. Heck the first half of SB, if Pats could of caught those 2 Int (One would of been a pick 6), the game would of been completely different.

[hasty basin]

Hey man

Proper 1 seed path imo

[proud coyote]

ehh twolves should realistically be the 4 seed you guys have to play

but their injuries hampered them

then the lakers also died and became a joke

[hasty basin]

I mean I don't mind the Twolves for us

Ykw this might sound arrogant but I dont care

[proud coyote]

they're still much harder to face than these rockets or these lakers lol

[hasty basin]

I'm only scared of the Nuggets from the west

[fleet orbit]

Cubs BANG

[proud coyote]

not the spurs?

[hasty basin]

Nope

[proud coyote]

most thunder fans ive seen have circled the spurs

[hasty basin]

I am SO LOW on Spurs

[proud coyote]

rather than the nuggets

how come

[hasty basin]

Really? I'm surprised

[fleet orbit]

with darnold it’s situational in a lot of games he just had to simply stop turning the ball over to win but that nfc title game performance was excellent

[hasty basin]

Because we know best what happens to an young core's 1st playoff series

Well first playoff run not a series

[proud coyote]

i wouldnt overstate that

[hasty basin]

The 23/24 was such a learning curve for us

[fleet orbit]

Kwesis drafting was atrocious

[hasty basin]

We were AMAZING we had everything practically and Dallas was just more experienced lol

Btw that was Shai's best series ever in the playoffs and we still got whooped

I don't doubt Wemby will do well but the rest of the cast...dkm

[sweet tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2045589574995296263

Manchester United (@ManUtd)

That's 18 @PremierLeague assists for Bruno this season, by the way 👀

X · Apr 18, 2026, 7:45 PM

hes breaking the record

[barren lotus]

Yeah but man, the UDFA we got were outstanding. Addison was a hit, so was Dallas Turner it seems as well. Thats why I feel we going to trade Granard in Draft

[proud coyote]

I think you had a lot less depth than now, and giddey was a big negative on the team

your depth guys have all improved with the rest of the team

[hasty basin]

He was pretty good in the regular season

Depth was good back then too but we had no experience from the depth either

Gobert is doing so well against Jokic

Twolves are destroying them wtf

[fleet orbit]

free agency was definitely his best asset as a gm for sure

i’m curious to see how koc will adapt to more of a scrambling qb

[tender hornet]

Kdb should have has 21

[proud coyote]

you had a lot less defensive depth and didnt have the same shooting. ajay and caruso are leaps and bounds better than giddey and whoever else had minutes. like gordon hayward i guess lol. im waiting for jaylin williams to get a big contract somewhere too guy is practically jalen johnson at this point

[hasty basin]

Let's not forget we were the one seed

[proud coyote]

we're comparing to these spurs here

who are definitely just as good as that team was

[hasty basin]

Yes, the regular season and the playoffs are very disconnected

Whole different league

[amber grove]

My take of the day Joker is the most all around complete player since Timmy D

[proud coyote]

we'll see but I just think that spurs 1-9 is sooo deep. every player is a winning one

except vassell honestly lmao

[hasty basin]

I have OKC-Nuggets as the WCF

[novel slate]

Ummmmm

Defense?

[proud coyote]

i mean it's just lebron right man

[amber grove]

I mean I guess

[barren lotus]

Lets hope we move the pocket more. I just dont want them to screw up draft. I do not want them to trade up nd get Jeremiyah Love. IMO he isnt as good as Jadarian Price is in running talent.

[proud coyote]

KD is up there too

[hasty basin]

AG has 3 fouls

Ooooof

[sweet tree]

ye he should have, they took 1 away from him lol

[fleet orbit]

i think in general i wouldn’t ever advise trading up for a running back , i honestly am curious what the vikings do

the rest of the division finally has a bears qb to worry about so i hope the bears load up on d line and a safety

the vikings should go with o line round 1 imo

[barren lotus]

I think they are going to Draft the Oregon Safety to replace Harrison Smith with

Just dont draft a TE either...Please.

[fleet orbit]

in all fairness it worked for the bears lol

safety might be the deepest position in this draft i could see the vikings getting flores a young man coverage safety

the vikings will have to fight people off next offseason for flores now that the whole tua thing seemed to work out in his favor

[hasty basin]

Did I just hear "Rock Paper Scissors GO????"

I thought everyone did Rock Paper Scissors shoot 😭

[barren lotus]

I have no clue how he isnt a HC already. That Lawsuit has to be effecting that.

[barren lotus]

While I agree, not at 18. If they get anyone there it be a reach. The good Olineman will be off the board by then. Theres plently of prospect in 2nd or 3rd rounds though.

[fleet orbit]

it’s almost 100 percent the lawsuit

and yeah at 18 it’s a reach i think the TE from Oregon might go around where colston did as is

safety isn’t a reach any round

[amber grove]

DELAP LEAVE MY CLUB

WE NEED A REAL STRIKER

Look at Rudy Gobert being a dumbass man not one thought in that bald French head

[round sluice]

lol i remember when ppl were making fun of MU, saying why would Delap choose them over Chelsea

[amber grove]

I thought Delap could be good but he's proven me wrong time after time

[fleet orbit]

as for o line , maybe this draft , i know this is a defense draft

[amber grove]

Come on keep up the pressure we can equalize

[nimble onyx]

That was close

[amber grove]

Subbing off Gusto for a bum brilliant

[nimble onyx]

Not sure what Rosenoir was thinking with that one

[proud coyote]

he doesnt do that

thinking

[nimble onyx]

Fairs

[amber grove]

Idk why the fuck he's waiting till that the last 10 God damn minutes to make a substitution

ManAge your ass out of the club and take BlueCo with you Rosenoir

[proud coyote]

it is fucking insane we let thomas tuchel go

ill never get over it

[sweet tree]

alvarez...

2-2

damn

fark what a powerful shot

[amber grove]

DID YOU JUST TAKE ENZO OFF

YOU BITCH

Nah get 4 eyes gone man

[hasty basin]

What a half

This series will be fire

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2045605938812342550

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

JULIAN ALVAREZ WITH AN ABSOLUTELY INSANE GOAL TO EQUALIZE LATE IN THE COPA DEL REY FINAL 😱

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 8:50 PM

[amber grove]

Need to really hurry up and invent my time machine so I can go back and stop child me picking Chelsea

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cubs-clark-clark-the-cub-flythew-win-gif-18610140

[ripe yacht]

Watching mainoo after that Ugarte class last week 🥹

This is so special man

[amber grove]

YES

[robust grotto]

Mets losing streak extends to 10 games

[amber grove]

LOLMETS

THAT'S 10 BABY

[robust grotto]

Probably the season for us at this point

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-the-tank-absolute-worst-angry-gif-11372079

[robust grotto]

Not going to be able to recover from that

[amber grove]

MOUNT GETS A YELLOW THAT IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN THIS MATCH

[hasty basin]

This race for Europe will be brazy

[noble fractal]

Gonna take ur time machine and go convince child u to become a spurs fan

[amber grove]

That's some form of abuse

[dense blade]

Football is a funny game sometimes

[ripe yacht]

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Not even King Von was this bad

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 7:53 PM

[noble fractal]

no way what kind of terror ball did united play

😭

[amber grove]

Can this Chelsea season just and so I can just focus on Atlanta United please

[ripe yacht]

@amber grove hold this L