sports

[distant breach]

and i also need to go eat food

[mental wind]

lol

ok think about it

[distant breach]

when does the matches begin

[mental wind]

and eat well

varies

[distant breach]

THANK U

[mental wind]

usually on weekends tho

[distant breach]

ahh ok

[mental wind]

weekend afternoon/evening

[distant breach]

also is it true zlatan never won anything

[mental wind]

he won trophies but he didnt win the "champions league" one

kinda insane

considering how great he was

[distant breach]

oof

i saw some clip of him doing some backflip kick like hello

[mental wind]

yeah hes insane

one was from halfway line almost and he scored bicycle kick from there

[noble fractal]

pen for germany for a handball in stuttgart and the commentator said "you are 635 days too late"

💀

[atomic cobalt]

the england game if i remember

[mental wind]

yess

[atomic cobalt]

i used to hate on zlatan all the time

i remember a girl in like 2014/15 hsd a zlatan psg shirt

i would cuss at her for no reason

😭😭😭

[mental wind]

LMFAO

zlatan so corny in those q&a tho

[atomic cobalt]

realll omg

[noble fractal]

Undav in???

[sweet tree]

loool

[hasty basin]

He had that shit on standby?

Damn bruh

[noble fractal]

yeah

[noble fractal]

A fellow tm opera enjoyer

[mental wind]

[distant breach]

yes me loves tm operas...

[distant breach]

i think i decided on mancity united.. 😭

[mental wind]

hol on

those are two

man city and man united

[distant breach]

oh yeah united

MAN UNITED

[mental wind]

@atomic cobalt

@tender hornet i tried bro

[mental wind]

for reference we both are rivals

[distant breach]

the shorts of cunha helped me decide...and to not make u two fight among each other

[distant breach]

oh noooo

[mental wind]

😭

[distant breach]

im a fraud.. 😭

[mental wind]

nah nah

is cool

[distant breach]

https://tenor.com/view/imu-sama-imu-one-piece-imu-one-piece-gif-9591400471796142390

[sweet tree]

Ghana 1-1

[frail berry]

https://x.com/carra23/status/2038698139373191642?s=46&t=noFNdvQyrzGI4Ps9QqtxxA

Jamie Carragher (@Carra23)

@1st_Noopinion @ScouseRepublic This palmer stuff from these Salah cranks shows how warped they are!!!!
Palmer/Foden were POTY’s in palmer 1st season, next season palmer started at the same level Foden dropped off. So at that time he’d been the best player in the PL 18 months in at Chelsea, it was a fact!

X · Mar 30, 2026, 7:21 PM

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[distant breach]

this teams full of frauds

this teams full of fraaaaauuudsss

manchester united

this teams full of frauds

[sweet tree]

lol what does he have against salah

[dim ledge]

Who knows

Carragher needs to shut the fuck up

[sweet tree]

palmer had maybe a few good months but was never the best player in the league

[dim ledge]

Like genuinely the majority of Skys pundits just need to shut the fuck up

The ucl show genuinely teabags the prem show

[noble fractal]

kms

[dim ledge]

It's really no contest

[sweet tree]

kimmich wth

Undav goal

scoring in home soil too

[noble fractal]

UNDAVVV

[sweet tree]

hmmm looks tight

[noble fractal]

yikes

pls no offside

[sweet tree]

goal stands

[hasty basin]

I remember looking forward to Ghana games for Semenyo

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-gif-232248345825342653

Come back Semenyo Come back Solanke

[burnt cedar]

You forgot come back Kepa

[hasty basin]

Stay back Kepa

[burnt cedar]

I wish he did

[sweet tree]

[burnt cedar]

Wouldn’t have dropped the ball

[hasty basin]

Seeing my boys getting cooked by big club fanbases

https://tenor.com/view/new-edition-tommybrown-tommy-smoking-gif-26152294

[sweet tree]

Huijsen was getting cooked for a while

[hasty basin]

I

Know.

[sweet tree]

seems to have gotten back to his form

[hasty basin]

My friend wouldn't let me hear the end of it (rma fan)

[burnt cedar]

He deserves it just for the celebration

[sweet tree]

yeah not a fan of it

[hasty basin]

Out of everyone that left in recent years I got most love for 1.Solanke 2.Semenyo 3.Huijsen

What if he comes back when they relegate man

[burnt cedar]

Lowkey you should say no

[hasty basin]

I wish we could AFFORD to

But we have this at striker

This is so funny man

2 CBs in top 3

Fuck we got Arsenal next

[noble fractal]

germany won. ut barely

Undav winner goal I know Idiotmann is seething rn

[tender hornet]

Worst of both worlds bro 😭

Lol

[atomic cobalt]

tbh acceptable

supporting yanited aint bad

its just suffering

[atomic cobalt]

whos this king

did he play for the mighty liverpool

[rustic ore]

Joe Namath

American football QB for the New York Jets back in the 60s and 70s

https://x.com/NBAPR/status/2038719196624744678 @proud coyote

NBA Communications (@NBAPR)

The following has been released by the NBA.

X · Mar 30, 2026, 8:45 PM

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2038721664448422059

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Deniz Undav: "I thank the fans for chanting my name. That made me happy. But hopefully next time they don't boo Leroy Sané. That was a pity. Leroy is part of the team, just like myself, every player and every staff member. We should support everyone"

X · Mar 30, 2026, 8:54 PM

I don't like sane but why would u do that

embarrassing smh

[simple seal]

For the year of the pitcher (1968), Johnny Bench went on to pretty much be the best catcher of all time

[tender hornet]

Are they being mean to sane

Why

My goat

Good on undav for sticking up for him

[noble fractal]

should boo nagelsmann if anything

[noble fractal]

because he has been bad and Idiotsmann keeps nominating him. He is literally sitting at Gala's bench rn and in no form to join a WC as part of the starting 11.

[noble fractal]

most german ft fans aren't happy about his repeated nomination but he gave undav an assist for the winner today booing him is uncalled for and shameless

[slow violet]

im just saying

Sirianni got fat

[noble fractal]

if anything they should boo this teams stupid ass trainer

[sacred agate]

https://x.com/shanetuttlencaa/status/2038717045810794650?s=46

Shane Tuttle (@ShaneTuttleNCAA)

BREAKING: The NCAA is suspending UConn HC Dan Hurley for Saturday’s Final Four matchup against Illinois.

Hurley strictly violated Rule 10-3.2.h with 0.3 seconds left against Duke which prohibits physical contact with an official with intent to harm.

X · Mar 30, 2026, 8:36 PM

@fleet orbit

[rustic ore]

Omg

That is fucking hilarious

"Intent to harm" he went nose to nose with the dude for a second cause he was hyped

[frail berry]

Intent to harm 😭 😭

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/2038730088238268713

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.

X · Mar 30, 2026, 9:28 PM

[fleet orbit]

get fucked bozo

[plush jungle]

I’m never watching a ncaa game

Absolute clown show

[hasty basin]

I think that's the point

[sweet tree]

good slander name

[noble fractal]

This is nothing u should see the slander names they cooked up for him on german twt (they'd get me banned here)

[weak gull]

I think the guys going through psychosis damn near atp

[fleet orbit]

has to be , what an insane rant

[rustic ore]

He did admit he's been dealing with depression for a hot minute

[weak gull]

He also has a messed up childhood to an extent, hope he gets some actual help

[fleet orbit]

i do too but i ain’t down with homophobia

but yeah i hope he gets help

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/2038614290714722594?s=46 @hollow wind @stiff coyote @honest umbra Your boys are holding out on us

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Here are the official 2026 New Era NFL Draft caps that players will wear once selected.
︀︀
︀︀The #Rams are the only team cap that has yet to be made publicly available.

**💬 118 🔁 126 ❤️ 1.6K 👁️ 353.8K **

FixupX · Mar 30, 2026, 1:48 PM

@dim ledge @rustic mountain @haughty moss @smoky fable @modest totem @rustic lichen Draft swag

[weak gull]

Well I don’t think anyone is here, just there’s more layers to his situation is all

[fleet orbit]

probably , maybe he just needs time away from the game a little while

[weak gull]

That man needs a psychiatrist

[rustic ore]

Jets literally being the only team to go with a white brim is disappointing

[noble fractal]

Nagelsmann is still talking down undav in the post game interview

Stuttgart is playing bvb next. If I was a Dortmund fan I'd be fuming rn

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/2038728893721612493?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

The Super Bowl is returning to Las Vegas in 2029, per sources. It now has been officially approved.

X · Mar 30, 2026, 9:23 PM

[sweet tree]

seems he only views him as a super sub lol

I can kinda get him with the wolrd cup coming up but if the guys upfront you have aren't scoring then definitely should change plans

[sweet tree]

SoFi getting another one and Vegas too, damn

[noble fractal]

havertz only managed with a pen and while woldemade had a couple of good chances this game he missed which certainly won't hwkp hos confidence

[sweet tree]

he seems a bit stubborn

[rustic mountain]

These are probs the best in a while, but idk I am still not down for em

[rustic ore]

Shame the best we can hope for at this point are marginal improvements

Something is better than nothing I guess

[rustic mountain]

Youd think it would be easy to do

But alas, nah

[rustic ore]

[rustic mountain]

[noble fractal]

mark my words he will start sane and goretzka 100%

[modest totem]

It serves it purpose lol

[dim ledge]

Always the most uninspired designs maaaaaan

Like I swear you'd think the draft caps would be special

Idk. Brand visibility I guess

[rustic ore]

https://fixupx.com/fashion_nfl/status/2038612175485333571?s=46

NFL Fashion Advice (@fashion_nfl)

Team themes inside the 2026 NFL Draft hats are an incredible touch.

**💬 20 🔁 21 ❤️ 840 👁️ 80.3K **

FixupX · Mar 30, 2026, 1:39 PM

Insides are cool at least

[dim ledge]

Y'know

That is cool

[rustic ore]

Would like it if the outside had the same level of care as the inside, but maybe it's being pushed as the inside design is just for the customer

[fleet orbit]

bears ones are slick

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheDunkCentral/status/2038747608978493764?s=20

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

Cooper Flagg reveals that Crunchyroll is his most-used app, and he’s a big fan of anime and One Piece.

(🎥 @GQMagazine / h/t @ownedby30 )

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 10:38 PM

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4412875

[solid dagger]

The Bulls released Ivey after that crazy rant he went on on his Instagram

Imagine still being homophobic in the year 2026

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[novel slate]

@amber grove revenge game

[slow violet]

lol he thought he was Ant

[sacred kite]

Phils are done

Taijuan Walker special

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/shpillo_/status/2038733211916771504?s=20

♕𝕕𝕒𝕧𝕠𓅓 (@shpillo_)

bro thought he was Anthony Edwards lmaoo can’t be trash AND anti-🌈 at the same time Adam Silver said you gotta pick a side & stay there💀

QRT: ShamsCharania
The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 9:40 PM

[novel slate]

Send da video

[amber grove]

Revenge tonight

Boston blood will be drank

[novel slate]

Celtics loss and pistons loss tonight

How rare is a Dyson and 1

[amber grove]

ONYEKA

[haughty kelp]

Might have to join his agenda

[novel slate]

Brown, stick to streaming

Needs to rip through to get free throws

[fleet orbit]

RIGHT?!!

[novel slate]

Nice first quarter

[ripe yacht]

SPRINGER DINGER

[fleet orbit]

cubs up 3-0 early

[novel slate]

Hawks looking better than the Knicks last night💔

Kuminga thought he was him

[willow galleon]

3-1

Let's go!

161-1 here we come

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/friedgehnic/status/2038779355170509108?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

Toronto is making a change at the GM position

Let go of Brad Treliving tonight

X · Mar 31, 2026, 12:44 AM

[dim kettle]

Meanwhile, it took a decade to fire him in Calgary

[ripe yacht]

Lmao we go again tomorrow

These guys are not serious rn

[sacred kite]

Phils look pathetic good LORD

[plush jungle]

Good now fire berube

What the fuck happened to the jays

I need a Yankees loss to the mariners

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/hawks-win-atlanta-hawks-win-atlanta-hawks-jalen-johnson-dunk-gif-3505878968741770113

[plush jungle]

Good thing the sixers lost

[plush jungle]

The blue jackets senators and red wings are seeing who can suck more and make the playoffs

Oh wow the flyers are on fire

They might make it

It’s so weird seeing the leafs nowhere close to a playoff spot

[hasty basin]

Chet when he realizes he's him is amazing

PLease man get your mentality up

[novel slate]

g league pistons or china league nuggets

[weak gull]

G League pistons have BBall Paul

The sport was named after him

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/wrAxBOMZWX0

[dim ledge]

Knicks in the offs baybeeeeeee

@dry surge YERRRRRRRR

[novel slate]

We just got a horrible loss. ain’t shit sweet

[novel slate]

thunder making spurs look real dangerous

[weak gull]

Caruso absolutely pulled Huerter

[novel slate]

refs locked in

"we need shai to get 40 and win"

[weak gull]

I ain’t even have an issue with the smith charge but Huerter was blatantly turned

[novel slate]

thats how caruso plays everyone

grips whole arms

dude

@hasty basin shai

is a bum

push off after push off

elbow after elbow

[weak gull]

BRO

THAT SHOT CLOCK HAD A WHOLE SECOND

This is so annoying to watch

[novel slate]

get this dude off my screen

disgusting

[weak gull]

Lmaooo

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-pray-praying-speed-ishowspeed-praying-gif-13671958547048242627

[weak gull]

The sell is insane

[novel slate]

this deadass like the finals

watching the world crumble so thunder can win

[weak gull]

He legitimately just fell, and sga grabbed holland if anything

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-annoyed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-annoyed-gif-9796470131563160015

worst game of the season?

[dim ledge]

What happened

Pistons robbed?

[novel slate]

pistons have 5 out. they force ot. lose.

[dry surge]

YERRRRRRRRRRRRR

[weak gull]

Yep, and SGA literally just slipped on a crucial call and they called a foul on holland

BS but whatever

[weak gull]

Thunder survived the motor city cruise

[novel slate]

actually scared of the pistons now, again

[dim ledge]

Obviously I want NY to win

But I wouldn't hate a pistons chip

[novel slate]

this is funny af

[placid latch]

Denver gotta win couple more out of 4

@slow violet

We almost through bro

[rancid thicket]

what almost through. thats top 4

lakers won today unc bron triple double while luka is out

[placid latch]

To the playoffs

Almost

[rancid thicket]

is it 2.5 games lakers ahead of Denver?

[amber grove]

CLAMPS

[placid latch]

Bro turned into a beast with a trade

25 year old athletic menace

https://tenor.com/view/jonathan-kuminga-kuminga-atlanta-hawks-hawks-kuminga-gif-4588744239009113668

[analog finch]

damn nba stuff here hell ye goated server

[dense blade]

pragg v sindarov tonight

https://tenor.com/view/impressed-lol-mad-you-sike-gif-13344321

[noble fractal]

https://x.com/i/status/2038845343245160890

Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty)

X · Mar 31, 2026, 5:06 AM

[hasty basin]

Didnt watch 2nd half

First thing I see is game winner called off

[rancid thicket]

Kerr told it to people when being interviewed. he wish Kumingga to be traded to other team and will be developed more to be at least 1 to 2nd main man option

in Warriors he isnt.

[hasty basin]

Good

Go stream and review this bozo

Bum ass brown

Idk what happened in the 2nd half but 1st half Dort's contribution was giving an assist to the opponent for an open 3

[novel slate]

It was the first push off called

[hasty basin]

Awful refs then

Bums

Worst refs ever

[novel slate]

Dude

There was a play in the last few minutes where Shai does 2 push offs in a row into a turnover. It was so fucking embarrassing to see.

Legit got to half court, push off. He gets to the 3 point line, push off. Then turned it over.

[hasty basin]

Good thing I fell asleep then 🤪

[novel slate]

His elbow

Completely horizontal

He didn’t go for any jumpers the whole game till clutch time

Just went to the paint and made his body turn into a shape

[hasty basin]

Yeah I did see thst and I didnt like it

Saw him hit 1 three and that was it

I think Daigneault gave them those instructions tho deadass

Everyone was driving todah

Today

[novel slate]

One of the worst games I’ve seen by the thunder

[hasty basin]

Kenrich williams, Ajay Mitchell and Dort

[novel slate]

Caruso was moving like Dort out there

[hasty basin]

Ajay ok but other two

Its so weird seeing them drive

[novel slate]

Ajay was trying random ass shit in the paint

[hasty basin]

Ajay is like mini Shai so it makes more sense

[novel slate]

Not no kyrie

[hasty basin]

Chet was good from what I saw in the 1st

Kyrie is NOT mini Shai

[novel slate]

Fouled out too late

[novel slate]

He was trying shit like he was kyrie

That bum williams did nothing all game then tied it up

[hasty basin]

Bro its so frustrating when theyre not hitting their 3s

Like an average efficiency you take but they were shooting

29%

Then Shai just thinks alright these idiots cant hit shit so I have to do everything

Thats the only time Shai shoots a lot

[novel slate]

They put all the energy into Shai’s driving path

Did you see the fucking midrange he took and scrunched his back mid air?

Like he was turning into a ball

[analog finch]

damn

[hasty basin]

Just seen Pistons somehow shot like 50% from freethrow line

[hasty basin]

Na but I can see it

[novel slate]

The amount of good defense the pistons played was so elite

[hasty basin]

[novel slate]

Thompson was looking like the captain out there

[hasty basin]

All I want in these playoffs is to face and beat spurs

[novel slate]

They’d actually play perfect defense on Shai and he’d either hit the shot or get a call

[novel slate]

Everyone hates the thunder

Everyone wants them to sweep

Me included

[hasty basin]

Thats fine man

[novel slate]

But then I want Wemby to lose

Served his purpose

[hasty basin]

Everyone hated the thunder ever since like what 23-24

So its fine for the hate

[novel slate]

It is

[hasty basin]

But I just want to bum the spurs

If this guy wins mvp over

[novel slate]

Caruso is an actual arm merchant

[hasty basin]

Shai Jokic and Luka

[novel slate]

He’s getting MVP

It’s so set up

[hasty basin]

Bro asked for it

[novel slate]

The media has been building it up

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Then Keldon Johnson asked for 6moty

Imagine they give it to him

😭

[novel slate]

Robinson got it

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-knicks-mitch-robinson-confused-gif-15394065

[hasty basin]

They wont factor in defence for that vro 🥀

Omg

Keldon Johnson has the highest odds

You acc cant make this shit up

They just realized they can ask nicely

[novel slate]

Mickey

Shai is actually a bum though

Elbow up elbow up elbow up

Refs called it in the Knicks game

Not today though!

Scott foster 🤓

[novel slate]

Wemby will be telling everyone “we play the right way” after beating you guys and it will pmo 🙏

[hasty basin]

Shai will put ethical balls in his mouth

God I hope they dont lose before

[placid latch]

No way

I can't imagine spurs losing before the wcf

[hasty basin]

Thats how I was with 23/24 okc

But experience actually matters

[placid latch]

They shown that intensity against pistons

And clippers

Playoff ahh games

[hasty basin]

The regular season and the playoffs have become very disconnected though

Dkm

I mostly care for the seeding here

[placid latch]

They can definitely thrive in pressure

They got deaaron fox, Plumlee as the experienced guys thats all tho

Luke kornet is old too

[hasty basin]

Playoffs is crazy man

That 23/24 year we had everything better than Mavs bar 2nd option

Shai played like his best series ever

Even up to today

[placid latch]

Luka doncic

Is enough to mess everything up

[hasty basin]

Luka wasnt actually that good the whole series

But people like

Pj Washington and Gafford and Lively

[placid latch]

Idk new luka is a deadly scorer

[hasty basin]

Just turn up and you cant do shit

[placid latch]

Gafford that guy is a great defender

Luka getting scoring title this season

[rancid thicket]

was called Luka Magic for a reason.

[simple seal]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2038733686875787575

Topskills Sports UK (@topskillsportuk)

🚨💣 SHOCKING SPY SCANDAL 😳🇧🇦🇮🇹
︀︀
︀︀Bosnia have revealed an Italian “UN spy” disguised as a European Union soldier was caught filming their tactical training session — just hours before their crucial World Cup playoff!
︀︀
︀︀Bosnia’s coaching staff spotted the man in a military jacket with the Italian federation shield on it, phone strapped to his chest, recording drills from a restricted zone.
︀︀
︀︀He was immediately kicked out — but the damage may already be done. Bosnia still have no idea how much footage he captured… or whether he was sent directly by the Italian federation. ‼️

**💬 129 🔁 258 ❤️ 4.6K 👁️ 1.30M **

FxTwitter · Mar 30, 2026, 9:42 PM

Spygate level supreme

[trim timber]

A soldier in shorts and a camo raincoat.

[simple seal]

Damn, Cooper already the 23rd winningest coach in NHL history with 618 rn

[robust grotto]

The game is so back

[final plaza]

Green card holder fr

[willow bone]

I asked hildi

[final plaza]

yeah he dmed me

thanks I didn't know this role existed

[willow bone]

I know but the problem is that channels will be hidden

Compared to mute where they are shown but cannot talk

[final plaza]

better

[willow bone]

There is a red card aswell

Opposite of green card

@late steeple goro is here

[willow bone]

Who do you think will win

[final plaza]

PBKS should lose

but well might win idk

[willow bone]

Why should pbks lose?

[final plaza]

they should

[desert palm]

@slow violet

https://vxtwitter.com/byrobertmurray/status/2038972820907274479?s=46

Robert Murray (@ByRobertMurray)

BREAKING: Colt Emerson and the Seattle Mariners are in agreement on an eight-year, $95 million contract extension, sources say. The deal includes a ninth-year club option, a full no-trade clause and escalators that can bring it north of $130 million. Emerson is represented by ACES.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 1:32 PM

👀

🤯

https://x.com/byrobertmurray/status/2038975526849905047?s=46

Robert Murray (@ByRobertMurray)

The details on Colt Emerson’s eight-year, $95 million extension with the Seattle Mariners, a record for a player who has not yet debuted in the majors: https://t.co/GYgOr3G6Ro

X · Mar 31, 2026, 1:43 PM

[willow bone]

Gujarat batting is like sai, gill, buttler and valhalla

[final plaza]

sai is goat tho

but yeah their lineup lacks depth

[desert palm]

Buys out AT LEAST 2 and POSSIBLY 3 OF HIS FA YEARS!
AND IT COMES WITH A FULL NO TRADE CLAUSE!

[late steeple]

hopefully some good cricket

unlike yesterday

[willow bone]

I don't know about that

[willow bone]

That is just one off match from csk don't worry

[late steeple]

MI shifted the curse to us

[willow bone]

That means you will do good later 😉

Gill is under pressure as he was dropped from t20

He will try to prove he is still good

[late steeple]

gill really finding those gaps

[willow bone]

Yep

[pale nacelle]

Punjab winning this

[solid dagger]

The game is 4 and a half hours away and I'm already feeling nervous

[robust grotto]

Brother I never even heard of this guy

[final plaza]

@willow bone @late steeple @pale nacelle

[late steeple]

this slandering shit get deep

😭

[noble fractal]

ngl even if u don't get i don't think I wouldn't be too sad about it. Fifa is cooking up ways to ruin this tournament with every chance they get atp

[hasty basin]

DE ZERBI?

[willow bone]

Who wrote this?

[final plaza]

Someone on r/csk

[willow bone]

Cringe post ngl 😭

[solid dagger]

If we don't qualify I'm gonna drop One Piece

[willow bone]

I don't know why people shit on kohli captaincy

[final plaza]

Bro isn't familiar with slandering...

[final plaza]

Bro

[hasty basin]

See i knew you had the one piece all this time

If you drop it at least drop it into my hands though

[willow bone]

Not kagura bachi?

You should drop kagura bachi if you don't qualify

[final plaza]

Real

[solid dagger]

I'm just looking for an excuse to drop this series and fully focus on the superior series Kagurabachi

[smoky fable]

You’ll be fine man

[solid dagger]

The stadium we're gonna play in doesn't even have goal line technology 😭

I can already see it

We're gonna get eliminated after we score a goal that won't be given

[noble fractal]

3*

[pale nacelle]

😭😭😂

[willow bone]

Why did pbks change jersey?

Last year one was good

This jersey doesn't give me pbks vibes

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

Gill also gone

[late steeple]

he tried that twice with chahal's bowling

had to pay for it

[pale nacelle]

Dc lsg pbks have almost same jerseys 😭😭

[willow bone]

True

Phillips now a days started batting and not just fielding

[late steeple]

generational fielder

that one effort he made against india during the finals was something else too

[willow bone]

Lucky Buttler

He thought out as soon as he hit it

[final plaza]

Yeah it feels like close to Delhi

lol

[willow bone]

Yeah

[fringe tundra]

YO THIS THE WRONG ROLE FREE ME @ionic otter

[ionic otter]

you're kept away from manga isn't that what you wanted

[fringe tundra]

not from anime too

[willow bone]

Hello

[fringe tundra]

you not Adele bro

[willow bone]

Adele?

[final plaza]

Hello from the other side

Is a song by Adele

[willow bone]

Ohhh

Now a days i can't even say hello 🤦🏽‍♂️

[pale nacelle]

😭😭

[willow bone]

Hi

113 in 13.2 is below par

[final plaza]

It's a 15 year old song
You couldn't say Hello for last 15 years fr

[pale nacelle]

This is against a punjab who chased 260 smth in 18 overs 😬

[willow bone]

Thats half my life

[willow bone]

That match was on road

[pale nacelle]

Hmmm

[final plaza]

Yeah that crazy team

[late steeple]

wtf is this contest

[final plaza]

ptsd

[willow bone]

Oh phillips

[late steeple]

rip

[pale nacelle]

Punjab are winning this 100%

[late steeple]

GT need to get something going to win

[final plaza]

Ez

[willow bone]

What happened to buttler? He was shit entire world cup and now playing slow

[pale nacelle]

He hasn't been the same since leaving rr

[willow bone]

What? He played very well last year in GT

[pale nacelle]

He still didnt play like he used to🤷‍♂️

[willow bone]

Nah, he played better

[pale nacelle]

🤨

You forgot 2022??

[willow bone]

In the 2025 IPL season, Jos Buttler played for Gujarat Titans, scoring 538 runs in 14 matches at an average of 59.78 and a strike rate of 163.03

• 97 (54) vs DC
• 73 (39) vs RCB
• 54 (33) vs PBKS
• Other notable scores: 50* (26), 64 (37), 39 (24), 36 (25).

[final plaza]

Once last year

iirc he got them a win against rr lol

[pale nacelle]

You could say that too

[willow bone]

Buttler in probably in top 10 batters of ipl in consistency

[pale nacelle]

🤔

I will never forgive rr for releasing him

[willow bone]

😂

He doesn't even ask much man

Idk why they released

[pale nacelle]

Gone 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[willow bone]

Chahal 🥺

[late steeple]

only jansen can do that btw

[pale nacelle]

Yeah they had no reason to release him

[late steeple]

tall ass mf

😭

[pale nacelle]

Also released him 😭😭

[final plaza]

Chahal is the goat wherever he is

[willow bone]

He isn't even the tallest in pbks 😂

[final plaza]

RCB's greatest sin was releasing him

[willow bone]

Idk about that, they said the same when released siraj

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[final plaza]

Chahal was one of IPL's greatest bowler in RCB and even after RCB

VK, ABD and Chahal used to be the face of this team dude

[willow bone]

I think rcb made more worse decisions than that

[pale nacelle]

Like??

[willow bone]

Releasing kl rahul, warner and some more I'm unable to recall

I think warner started in rcb iirc

[pale nacelle]

Chahal had proved himself as one of the best ipl bowlers

Kl was playing well but chahal was at his peak

[willow bone]

Nvm its dc, not rcb

[pale nacelle]

I dont remember warner

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[final plaza]

Ye

[willow bone]

Abd talked about how shit dc dressing room used to be when he was in dc

Probably talking about sehwag 😂

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[willow bone]

I miss the days when i used to support raina in csk 🥺

Damn power gone at my home to watch

[final plaza]

Watch in phone

[willow bone]

To watch the shit batting? 😭

[final plaza]

Yeah

[pale nacelle]

😂😂

[dense blade]

btw guys what are the top four ipl teams based on paper this year?

[pale nacelle]

Mi pbks dc are definitely 3 out of 4

[willow bone]

RCB, MI, PBKS I don't know the 4th

But MI won't qualify for play offs

[willow bone]

Bro excluded rcb

[pale nacelle]

4th can be rcb/rr/srh/gt

[dense blade]

I see

[pale nacelle]

Yes

[dense blade]

Thanks

[willow bone]

Bro thinks dc is better on paper than rcb 😭

[pale nacelle]

[dense blade]

No csk is a bit surprising

But looking at their result I guess not

[pale nacelle]

Bottom 3 this year 100%

[late steeple]

they played absolute shit yesterday

[willow bone]

Not surprising at all, after that 2023 they are a disaster

[final plaza]

Csk hasn't been the top for a while tho

On paper

[dense blade]

They were last good before jadega got the captaincy

[pale nacelle]

Csk have one of the weakest bowling

[dense blade]

It's been a downfall since

[pale nacelle]

Another gone

[willow bone]

Nah

Once faf gone it went downhill

[dense blade]

The last time I watched the ipl final was also csk

That jadega 12 of 2 was amazing

[willow bone]

Faf was responsible for the 2023 win but all they remember is jadeja winning shot 😭

[late steeple]

bro it was peak winning shot tho

[dense blade]

He went that year no? After the win

[willow bone]

Nvm

That was 2021 or 2022?

[dense blade]

No one would be talking about faf if not for that shot anyway

[pale nacelle]

Giri will win vs hikaru trust

[dense blade]

Yeah not happening

[pale nacelle]

Hikaru will blunder

[willow bone]

He always goes under the radar but he was very much loyal to csk. I was shocked when they let them go

[pale nacelle]

Could be csk's best opener oat

[dense blade]

Yeah that was stupid

They kept shardul that year iirc

And even rituraj over him?

[willow bone]

Ruturaj was orange cap in 2021

[pale nacelle]

Rurturaj was young and had a lot of potential

[willow bone]

Faf and ruturaj won the cup for csk in 2021

[dense blade]

It was the mega auction year so you can't really give that too much stick

They had a great team that won the title

[willow bone]

Faf was 2 runs behind ruturaj

[dense blade]

And selecting four from that was tough

[willow bone]

But yeah faf scored 86 in the final and won the cup for csk and they released him next season like wtf?

[dense blade]

Which four players did they keep that year?

[pale nacelle]

He was with them since 2012 and they left him

[dense blade]

Dhoni jadeja rituraj and?

[pale nacelle]

Dont remember the other retentions

[dense blade]

It was probably shardul

[willow bone]

Moen ali 😭

[dense blade]

They released him in a year or two tho and then he went to kkr

[dense blade]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cube-war-of-the-worlds-surprised-gif-gif-11606141162642895873

[late steeple]

what happened to tahir btw I remember him

[willow bone]

Wdym what happened?

[dense blade]

S tier celebration guy

[willow bone]

He was like 40 8 years ago 😭

[pale nacelle]

Fr peak celebration

[final plaza]

Retired lol

he's like 50

[late steeple]

DJ bravo, raina, jadeja, tahir I used to watch csk during those days

[willow bone]

47

[final plaza]

So 2019-2020

good ass time for cricket ngl

[willow bone]

You didn't watch when mccullum and dwayne smith were openers? 😭

[final plaza]

He's a kid

he's a fetus

he wasn't even born then

[willow bone]

Sak is younger than you?

[late steeple]

ofc

[final plaza]

It was 19 years ago man

Sak is 19 I think?

[dense blade]

The best ipl partnership before these inflation days icl

[late steeple]

I'm 21

[final plaza]

So you were 2 years old when they happened

[dense blade]

Anything close is probably Gambhir and Manish Pandey

[final plaza]

Meh

[willow bone]

Wait what? it was not 19 years ago. Ipl started 18 years ago and mccullum played for kkr first season

[late steeple]

wtf is unc cyg on about then😭

[final plaza]

True but

[dense blade]

That 2015 or 17 run was peak man

Idr

[final plaza]

Lynn and Gambhir?

I don't remember any Manish Pandey partnership

well I have a bad memory so makes sense but

[willow bone]

They were openers in 2014-15, did you watch ipl then?

[dense blade]

Manish Pandey in the final when they chased 200 against pbks

[final plaza]

Lynn and gambhir used to be a great partnership

[late steeple]

don't think I did

[dense blade]

Insane days

[final plaza]

Back in 2016-17?

Another gone damn

good cricket

[willow bone]

Aaron finch probably played in every franchise 😂

[dense blade]

Gayle kohli in 2016 was cool too

But they were saved a lot by abd in the middle

[final plaza]

Gayle was very

Unpredictable

[willow bone]

2016-2019 kohli cannot be compared to anyone

[dense blade]

He was very entertaining tho

[dense blade]

18*

[final plaza]

2016-19 SRH was also peak man

[dense blade]

2016-18 is his greatest period without a doubt

[willow bone]

2019 was great year wdym?

[dense blade]

It's probably the greatest 3 year peak by any cricketer period

[dense blade]

Doesn't compare to those three years iirc

[willow bone]

Warner couldn't win orange cup in 2016 despite scoring 800+ 😭

[dense blade]

World cup year and he outshadowed by Rohit alot

[final plaza]

Y'all remember when this Mf scored 5 sixes on that UAE ground

[final plaza]

😔

2016-2021 man

[dense blade]

That 947 is still the ipl record right?

[final plaza]

we had bairstow or williamson or Saha

with warner

[willow bone]

I don't think anyone will break it

[dense blade]

Damn days

[final plaza]

I was hoping Abhishek and Head would be similar man

gone are the days

[willow bone]

That one season Williamson captained srh was still good, when warner was banned

[final plaza]

yeah

we had wonderful season despite the score or position

now can't even say that..

Makes me emotional for those gone days fr

[willow bone]

We used to have decent batting and legendary bowling

[final plaza]

Gone

[willow bone]

Now look at the bowling👀

[late steeple]

naw this is new era for SRH

[final plaza]

oh no No Ball

[dense blade]

Srh released warner way too early

[willow bone]

We used to defend 150 scores

[dense blade]

He was great with dc for a few years too

[final plaza]

Fucking Bhuvi and Rashid man

[final plaza]

so amazing

[final plaza]

had 1 great season

[willow bone]

Bhuvi is under appreciated

He couldn't stay in india team because of injuries

[dense blade]

Was decent the next year too iirc

Not great but decent

[willow bone]

Iirc bhuvi has highest wickets in ipl as a fast bowler

[final plaza]

bhuvi when he had that wonderful wicket in his final SRH match

[late steeple]

bro everything in this world will change but these extras from arshdeep won't

[willow bone]

He used to bowl good yorkers in death overs. Warner used to rely on bhuvi in death

[final plaza]

Idk man cricket kinda died with ABD retiring then VK and Ro retiring and then in ipl that golden period of SRH being gone

[willow bone]

Warner and bhuvi combo won the cup in 2016

[willow bone]

Why are you supporting srh though 🙄

[final plaza]

You don't know how many times I watched edits of his return to glory for that one wicket

[final plaza]

Why wouldn't i

I supported Deccan since the start then SRH

I don't change teams

[willow bone]

I remember his swings when he first appeared in international cricket. People used to leave his balls and it swings and rattle the stumps 😭

[final plaza]

Again another wide

[final plaza]

So real

Don't talk about changes in world you fetus smh

[willow bone]

Any reason for choosing dc?

[final plaza]

Ask 6 year old me

5 WIDE AND 1 NOBALL

[willow bone]

Probably because dc logo looked good

Bro wide again

[late steeple]

rewind that reel arshdeep made with kohli

teri bhi century ho jati

[final plaza]

I should have been KKR fan

so idk why I chose deccan

I was a BIG McCullum fan

[late steeple]

what the fuck is that timeline dawg

holy

[willow bone]

I used to dislike kkr

[final plaza]

Ahahha

[willow bone]

That opening match omg 😭

[final plaza]

I was also a big Warne fan

and a big Watson fan

[willow bone]

I think dravid is still the second highest scorer in rcb as indian

[final plaza]

Watson and Faf's opening partnership man

Remember those days before inflation

[willow bone]

Do you remember pune warriors 🙄

[pale nacelle]

Easy target

[willow bone]

Yuvraj started in punjab

[late steeple]

only thing I remember from RPS is that dhoni finish

[tardy solstice]

Washi sucks

Throw him out the country

Same with Arshdeep

[final plaza]

Pune warriors India

[willow bone]

Pune warriors is different to rising pune super giants

[pale nacelle]

Gayle against them 😭😭

[final plaza]

2012?

Or was it 2013?

I forgot

[pale nacelle]

13 ig

[tardy solstice]

Pune warriors is the worst ipl team of all time

Deccan chargers comes close tho

[final plaza]

all I remember is I was in grade 6

[final plaza]

...

[willow bone]

2011-13

I'm surprised they played 3 seasons

[pale nacelle]

Dilshan single handedly stopped 300

[final plaza]

Damn I don't remember 2011 at all

2012 and 13 yea

13 was MI vs CSK right?

[willow bone]

What? 2009 deccan chargers were peak

[pale nacelle]

Yeah

[tardy solstice]

And then very very shit 2010-12

[final plaza]

Bro wasn't born then 🏃‍♂️

[willow bone]

Doesn't matter 😎

[final plaza]

PWI had 0 good seasons tho

[tardy solstice]

How many trophies do both hyderabad teams have?

[willow bone]

Csk won consecutively 2010 and 2011

[tardy solstice]

Yea that's why they last

[willow bone]

2

[tardy solstice]

Exactly

[final plaza]

Yeah

[willow bone]

By that logic rcb has only 1

Dc and punjab has none

[final plaza]

Yeah lol

[pale nacelle]

[tardy solstice]

And they are irrelevant so

[willow bone]

I liked kochi tuskers

[tardy solstice]

?😭

[late steeple]

I want to see bapu win too

[final plaza]

Oh yeah Kochi was 1 season one

[willow bone]

There jersey was good

[final plaza]

2013 right?

[tardy solstice]

Yep

[final plaza]

Yeah I confuused them with PWI earlier

yeah I remember them

that was the worst thing man wtf

[willow bone]

Very good jersey

[final plaza]

who was there again? Sehwag?

[tardy solstice]

Kochi tuskers had jadeja and mccullum
And some other good players

Eerily similar to gujarat lions

[final plaza]

Oh yeah Mccullum roo

[final plaza]

That was the Smith and Dhoni one or 2016?

Of*

[tardy solstice]

Dhoni was in rps

[pale nacelle]

Nah they were in Pune

[willow bone]

Wait, what was the other team with rpsg?

[pale nacelle]

Gl

[final plaza]

Rising pune supergiants!

[willow bone]

Gujarat lions right?

[final plaza]

Nostalgic

[tardy solstice]

@final plaza kochi was in 2011

[final plaza]

Yes

[tardy solstice]

Not 2013

[final plaza]

Dude I am old then

fuck

[tardy solstice]

That's what I was confused about
Jadeja was in csk in 2013

[late steeple]

wasn't rpsg born as a loophole to CSK ban or some shit

[final plaza]

Yeah

[willow bone]

Raina, jadeja one

[final plaza]

Yes

raina was done dirty man

[willow bone]

Yeah

[final plaza]

Dude was Mr. IPL

[pale nacelle]

Didnt they finish 1st one season and last in one??

[tardy solstice]

Kkr the only team to win a 8,9,10 team ipl🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[final plaza]

these lockdown kids won't know about him...

[tardy solstice]

In points table yes

[willow bone]

Raina was not the same after that ban

[tardy solstice]

2020*

[final plaza]

Yeah

2020 was great for him

[tardy solstice]

He was still good in gujarat
And csk 2018

[final plaza]

I was hoping Dhoni would retire and Raina step up

[tardy solstice]

...he didn't play in 2020

[willow bone]

That covid fiasco was something but he started dipping from the gujarat lions

[final plaza]

He did for first one

then Dubai one he didnt

[tardy solstice]

Ig due to his short ball weakness

[tardy solstice]

Reverse
Btw both were in dubai

[final plaza]

And he was removed from the team without any thing

[tardy solstice]

21 was half india half dubai

[final plaza]

Then he played 2021 ipl?

[tardy solstice]

Yep

[final plaza]

Yeah makes sense

[willow bone]

Only legends will remember his 85 from 27. Nothing came close to it

[final plaza]

So good

[tardy solstice]

Idr a thing about that match

Was outside

2014 q1 too

Remember 2014 final very well tho

[willow bone]

After raina left we had no. 4 problem for many years

[tardy solstice]

Even before him

Raina is a no.6 batter

[final plaza]

I don't remember 2013 end to 2015 that much

[willow bone]

No. 5 i think

[tardy solstice]

We had a no.4 problem since like 2013-2019

[tardy solstice]

5 was generally dhoni

[willow bone]

Dhoni is no. 9

[tardy solstice]

Nah man
If the match is finished he'll bat at 4 or 3

[willow bone]

But fr dhoni is a bang average test player, goated odi player and idk about t20

[tardy solstice]

Nobody can bat better than dhoni when you need 42 off 6 balls

[tardy solstice]

He's just good in odis not goated
T20is he's shit

[final plaza]

I guess we would get good matches in IPL soon

[willow bone]

You have to look at everything, his captaincy, keeping and batting

[tardy solstice]

He's an ipl legend tho

[final plaza]

We had them last year too

[willow bone]

He was goated in odis

[tardy solstice]

Just talking pure batting wise

[final plaza]

just not for SRH or KKR

[tardy solstice]

Kkr vs pbks was good ngl

[willow bone]

Batting wise, he had his moments

[tardy solstice]

2025

[final plaza]

Batting wise he had great moments man

[tardy solstice]

He overstayed his welcome

[willow bone]

When will sooryavanshi play for india?

[tardy solstice]

Should've been gone in 2015/2016

[final plaza]

Let him play U19 first man

[tardy solstice]

He did

Can't play again

[willow bone]

Already did wtf?

[final plaza]

Oh

nice

[willow bone]

They cannot play u19 twice

[final plaza]

idk. I don't follow u19

[tardy solstice]

He's ineligible for international cricket btw

Or just got eligible

[willow bone]

He won us u19 cup this year, where tf are you?

He scored like 190 in final?

[final plaza]

Dude

[tardy solstice]

Farfetched

[final plaza]

I dont follow U19 at all

[late steeple]

190 in final is crazy

[final plaza]

Sorry

[tardy solstice]

He stepped up in finals yes

[willow bone]

He had other good innings too

[tardy solstice]

But didn't win us single handedly
More like a team effort

Ye like 1-2

[willow bone]

Mathre was a disapointment in u19 worldcup

[tardy solstice]

He was injured iirc

Played finals with injury as well

[willow bone]

🤔

[tardy solstice]

Wtf is happening to indian fast bowling man
Why is prasidh there

[willow bone]

I will look at him in ipl and see how he plays

[tardy solstice]

Harshit is still performing
Have never seen prasidh do except for 1-2 matches a year

[willow bone]

That too in tests

[tardy solstice]

Even in odis he's very shit

[willow bone]

Virat used to win matches for india in tests with shami, ishant, umesh yadav, siraj 🙄

[tardy solstice]

India needs shami to step up

[tardy solstice]

Respect these 4 wtf?

As good as indian fast bowlers can get
Bumrah is an anomaly ofc

[willow bone]

I respect them all but they were not that good before virat in tests

India used to focus more on spinners

[tardy solstice]

Shami was very fragile
But he was still very good

[willow bone]

Virat insisted on fast bowling

Even in india

So they can be ready for overseas matches

[final plaza]

Umesh used to be KKR goat

shami was inconsistent but very great

[tardy solstice]

Dhoni started the work ngl

[final plaza]

siraj is Hyderabad's pride

[willow bone]

Eh, dhoni still focussed on spinners in india

[tardy solstice]

Like there's interviews
Where dhoni actively pushed for fast bowlers

[final plaza]

(according to that taxi driver when I was travelling there)

[tardy solstice]

But the quality was very bad

[final plaza]

Ishant was also great

[willow bone]

He is

[tardy solstice]

Ofc

[willow bone]

We don't get players like ishant anymore

His height was too good

[final plaza]

I find Siraj to be inconsistent but he had good technique

[tardy solstice]

Ishant should stay away from the team pls

[final plaza]

Dude was TALL

[willow bone]

He is very good in tests

[tardy solstice]

No matter what
Pls don't go back to pujara Rahane Ishant in tests

[willow bone]

He was good in tests

[tardy solstice]

Add ks bharat too cos why tf did he even debut

[willow bone]

Obviously not right now

[tardy solstice]

No fitness

[final plaza]

you know the one great thing from Impact sub?

[willow bone]

I'm not talking about now

[final plaza]

We got to see AMIT JI's wicket

[willow bone]

The what?

[tardy solstice]

Ik
I'm just saying there exit is very justified

[tardy solstice]

Amit mishra I'm assuming

[final plaza]

Yea

[willow bone]

Ofcourse, we are talking about when they played tests

[final plaza]

Old man came as an impact sub
Took a wicket
Left

chad

[willow bone]

Not saying they should come back

[willow bone]

😭

Pbks in trouble?

[tardy solstice]

2014-21 ye

[willow bone]

We didn't needed bumrah in home tests man

[final plaza]

Only one gone so far

[tardy solstice]

He didn't play till like 21 yes😭

[willow bone]

How below have we fallen

[willow bone]

Also ate balls

[tardy solstice]

I won't blame it all on gambhir tbh

[late steeple]

huh

[tardy solstice]

Like look at the bowlers

[tardy solstice]

It's a term for dot balls

[willow bone]

The transition was shit

[tardy solstice]

Tbh kohli shouldn't have been thrown out I'd say but like

[final plaza]

He should have understood that

[tardy solstice]

He didn't have much credentials since 21 himself

[final plaza]

That phrase is same in English, Hindi and Nepali

and blud speaks all three

[willow bone]

He was not the same in tests after that captaincy fiasco, we stopped seeing that fire 😭

[tardy solstice]

Exactly would've been understandable if cygneto didn't

[willow bone]

Man people used to fear kohli

Australians fear him

To even sledge

[tardy solstice]

He was removed from captaincy because he wasn't in form tho

If kohli kept playing like he did he wouldn't have been thrown out

[willow bone]

He volunteerily agreed to be removed captaincy from t20, they force removed captaincy from odi

So kohli was pissed and left captaincy from tests

[tardy solstice]

Nothing voluntarily
He was in wayy too much pressure

Rohit is a politician too

Bgt was the final nail in the coffin

[willow bone]

Volunteerily as in, he agreed to be removed from captaincy in t20

[tardy solstice]

Kohli shouldn't travel to Australia atp

[willow bone]

He didn't agree for odi

[willow bone]

True

[tardy solstice]

Yea but I'm saying even that was due to too much pressure

[willow bone]

Rohit did a lot of PR after that 2019 odi world cup 5 centuries

[willow bone]

He accepted that is what I'm saying

He thought its time to give someone else cap in t20

[tardy solstice]

Tru

[willow bone]

But he was still good in odi

He was never bad in odis

Cannot compare it with 2016-18 but still pretty good

I used to jump around during 2016-18

[late steeple]

where's preeti zinta

[final plaza]

Blood watches kxip match just to watch zinta...

[late steeple]

oh there she is

[willow bone]

Is it home match for punjab?

[tardy solstice]

I'd say rohit better tho

[tardy solstice]

Yes