sports

[hollow umbra]

Great transfer by Chelsea

Gittens Pedro Simon’s

[hasty basin]

Yeah fuck you Chelsea who do I even get in fpl

[dim kettle]

I feel like because 'X owner is worse than Y owner' is not exactly a good excuse to hold fans from shitting on their team's owner. Blank isn't the worst owner by a mile, but that doesn't hide the fact that he's run the organization like Home Depot for many years.

The team has missed the playoffs 7 out of the last 8 seasons since 28-3. That doesn't just happen.

[amber grove]

I'm not saying he's the best owner ever I'm just saying he's better than more than half the league

[dim kettle]

Yeah. I'm saying, just because one owner is worse than the other, that doesn't make the problem go away. That's how BEARS FOOTBALL!! was able to be complacent over the decades.

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1947351031722983645?t=cHc52ZIpgrPluiQtAUA36w&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔵 Xavi Simons has opened doors to Chelsea move after direct contacts with his camp!

Club to club talks will start from Tuesday as Chelsea-Leipzig will discuss deal conditions.

For #CFC deal depends on outgoings.

Arsenal remain also keen but Gyökeres and outgoings, priority.

X · Jul 21, 2025, 5:40 PM

Just don't overpay Boehly please

[dim ledge]

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/transfer-news-man-utd-sign-bryan-mbeumo-from-brentford

There you guys go @dense blade @ripe yacht @plush jungle

[plush jungle]

Finally

[dim ledge]

@crisp mirage I think

Prob not him lmao sorry

@hexed galleon

[plush jungle]

Good thing I made mine unique

[hexed galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-3000years-gif-12110509

this season will be an interesting watch

[hollow umbra]

33k likes in 16 minutes 😟

[amber grove]

Gotta get excited about something

You know how mid table clubs are

[hollow umbra]

Small club innit

[dense blade]

Rent free ffs

Worried about twitter likes jeez

[hollow umbra]

https://x.com/lfctransferroom/status/1947380436369555840?s=46 TAKE MY MONEY

LFC Transfer Room (@LFCTransferRoom)

This special edition Liverpool x Adidas kit should be releasing as well and it looks immaculate.

X · Jul 21, 2025, 7:37 PM

[amber grove]

I like those

Never gonna buy a Liverpool shirt but that one is very nice

[dim ledge]

I like it. Little busy for my taste

[dense blade]

Looks like a female centric design to appeal to the women fans

[hasty basin]

Just watched a Sunderland fan complain that Sporting don't like being called SPorting Lisbon and then misspell their player's name for 5 minutes to write on the board

Good to be back

[honest umbra]

Which player was it?

[hasty basin]

Abdullahi

He wrote Abduhlal

Or something

[hasty basin]

Also just found out Sunderland fans still use forums to communicate 🥀

[burnt cedar]

Not surprised when you see the state of Sunderland

Sunderland till I die was more depressing due to the city rather than the actual football to me

[hasty basin]

Watched their friendly and fan reaction with my Newcastle fan friend funniest shit ever man

[burnt cedar]

Can’t wait for the derby

One of the best in England

[hasty basin]

For real

I'm afraid Sunderland are a bit shit though

[burnt cedar]

Yeah but derbies are all about the heart and soul

I’m sure they’ll make it a good game for the neutral

[hasty basin]

That much is true

At least they'll sell out at home

Right?

[burnt cedar]

They should do

[hasty basin]

Man this headloss

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BucsGameday/status/1947390347694547328

BucsGameday (@BucsGameday)

Baker Mayfield was asked if he felt bad keeping Mike Evans 1,000-yard receiving streak alive and it being against the Saints…

“I hate the Saints, absolutely not. No.”

(via @PardonMyTake)

X · Jul 21, 2025, 8:16 PM

[hasty mesa]

Hey @dim kettle @rustic ore what’s the sentiments in Tampa, think yall did enough to be a NFC contender or is the ceiling still divisional round exit

[rustic ore]

The later for me

[dim kettle]

I feel like it could go either way. I feel like it's more of a discussion of if the Falcons actually live up to their potential or not.

[rustic ore]

Until they can get some reliable pass rush their ceiling is limited

That too

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-romo-terrell-owens-quarterback-football-gif-8169080

[hasty mesa]

Ah so limited on defense

[rustic ore]

Mhm

[hasty mesa]

Opposite of NY lol

Can you add a crazy guy in FA this upcoming year

Who’s up for contract on pass rush

[rustic ore]

Bowles is such a head ass sometimes it's insane. He prioritizes tall CBs who exceed in man to man coverage and forces them to mostly play zone, it's infuriating

[hasty mesa]

Lemme check

[rustic ore]

I mean we just drafted 2 guys in the midrounds so I don't know if there's anyone we could reasonably go after

[dim kettle]

Even beyond that. Baker sure didn't look like a guy who showed up in a big game agaisnt Washington. You question how far the Bucs can really go beyond an Eagles meltdown.

[rustic ore]

Besides the point Baker is up for a big money extension as is our starting RT and TE so

Also one of our starting CBs

At this point I think we just have to keep drafting until we luck out

[hasty mesa]

Zach Allen, DJ Reader

Ok I guess

Its draft then

[dim kettle]

I do feel like Bowles gets a little too many harsh comments from people like me. But the dude clearly knows how to get the best out of players. He just sucks at the scheming and game management parts. A lot like Mike Tomlin.

[hasty mesa]

NFC Steelers in the Baker era would suck

Make it to the dance every season with nothing to show for it

Purgatory of never getting high picks

[rustic ore]

I'll take that over being comically ass like they were most of the 2010s

Not trying to look a gift horse in the mouth

[dim kettle]

You got to think of it this way, Their peak was last season. The Bucs went 10-7. That was their peak.

[hasty mesa]

To be fair, same, 2022 was so fun

I want to get back in the dance, doubt we can this year with this schedule

2026 different story tho

[dim kettle]

Todd Bowles has to be doing something right. I've seen my share of shitty coaches. Dork Koetter would've had last year's team win 5-6 games max.

I can only hope 3 spirits visited Bowles during the off-season and told them, 'Adjust your fucking defense.'

[hasty mesa]

Bizarro Steelers, consistent offense and questionable defense

Makes the playoffs anyway

[dim kettle]

It's hard to even say they're the Steelers. I wish the Bucs had a sliver of the BS luck and high talent defensive players the Steelers have.

[hasty mesa]

You could have Kayvon in 2027 if you want

[honest umbra]

What about the giants?

[hasty mesa]

If Abdul is who we think he is we’re not paying Kayvon the money he wants

Some other team can do that

Unless he becomes a top edge which I doubt

[dim kettle]

I don't even know about the Panthers this season. I still feel like Young has a ceiling. Weaker Arm Kyler Murray. They're gonna be better, but maybe by 2-3 games.

[hasty mesa]

Are you a Shough believer

[honest umbra]

I’m a believer

[dim kettle]

[rustic ore]

If Young can play like he did down the stretch and the Panthers don't put up a literal historically bad D again there's no excuse for Carolina not to at least get 8 wins imo

[dim kettle]

The Saints is still very funny for that move

[hasty mesa]

You laugh but knowing your division, watch you split with the Saints

[dim kettle]

It's a Bucs Life.

[hasty mesa]

It’ll be in Tampa too

[ripe yacht]

Hope a mbeumo hattrick relegates them 😭 🙏 https://fixupx.com/AmorimEra_/status/1947373724522381459?s=19

(fan) Frank 🧠🇵🇹 (@AmorimEra_)

🚨 | Manchester United are UNHAPPY with how Brentford handled the negotiation, repeatedly changing their valuation, which even reached £70M + £7M at one point.
︀︀
︀︀The feeling is that Brentford wanted Mbeumo to choose Newcastle or Spurs.
︀︀
︀︀[@RobDawsonESPN]

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FixupX · Jul 21, 2025, 7:10 PM

[dim kettle]

The Saints overthinking their picks was funny af though. The dude is only a year younger than me and was the backup for Justin Herbert in college.

Just wild stuff with the 'Aints

[hasty basin]

They're awful now

[hasty mesa]

Need the NFL back man

[hasty basin]

I wanted their players in fpl

[hasty mesa]

These storylines are about to be insane

[hasty basin]

But they're putting their assistant manager as their main man

Never managed a single team btw

[hasty mesa]

Can’t wait to have the best defensive line in the league….. and go 4-13

[dim kettle]

Moments before unfortunate events:

[hasty mesa]

Let’s go Big Blue

[dim kettle]

Pre-Season will come soon. And New York fans will have faith for 2 weeks and then die.

[hasty mesa]

We’re doing under/overs on Jaxson Dart games started

[rustic ore]

10 days

[hasty mesa]

4.5

[rustic ore]

I'd take the under

[ripe yacht]

They got enough money from us to make moves tbh, should be fine

[hasty mesa]

We’re thinking after the bye if we’re out of it we bench Russ

[hasty basin]

Just their manager lol

[hasty mesa]

Throw the kid in to justify Daboll’s existence

[hasty basin]

First time going away from Frank and it's some random guy

[hasty mesa]

Go from there

[hasty basin]

Losing their best player too

Just awful

[dim kettle]

I'm mixed on Dart with the Giants. Russ is front of him. I feel like he may get his time the last 3 games.

[hasty basin]

Idk about relegation considering the teams that came up but they're gonna be down there

[hasty mesa]

Dart is in a solid position to learn at least

Don’t throw him to wolves right away

Question is, is he the guy

Big if

The hope is Daboll is some master QB guru and grooms Dart to be the guy

[ripe yacht]

They appointed a set piece coach as their new manager??? LMAOOO 😭

[dim kettle]

It's such a myth though. You learn best actually playing the game. But Russ is the QB. So, there's an arguement to be made there.

[hasty basin]

I thought he was interim but apparently he's actually gonna manage

[hasty mesa]

Fair

It’s the eternal debate

Jordan Love vs Jayden Daniels

Sit and learn vs throw you out there and if you’re the guy you’ll know immediately

[dim kettle]

It drives me nuts. It's very much an old man take when the game was more run first defensive game.

[hasty mesa]

Also another point, there’s a chance the Russ thing is less “Dart needs time to learn” and moreso “we need wins to save our jobs”.

[dim kettle]

They'll mention Rodgers and Mahomes a lot but forget that the 10 other QBs the last 15 years that started day one and had no probs learning.

[hasty mesa]

Or a combination of both

This is what happens with a desperate front office

Thankfully, I think their draft outside of that was good

[dim kettle]

The Bears tried pulling this crap with Mitch and Fields. Some of these coaches are just stubborn to change. Always about benching the rookie QB because reasons.

I remember when Bill O'Brien had Savage start over Watson for a game. Like, the fuck are you doing?

[hasty mesa]

So as a prospect, having Dart on the team, would you have him start right away?

And force him to learn things other than play action lol

[dim kettle]

The Giants traded to get him and since the front office is desperate, you'd think it would make sense to see what he can do. It also would make sense because of the rookie contract. You want to maximize the benefits of that contract. Also allows you as a coach and GM to evaluate if he can be that dude or not and see what he needs going into next year's draft.

Just look at Penix. He played the last few games, but the Falcons sure don't know 100% what the guy can be going into this season.

[hasty mesa]

Think the problem is like you said, because they’re desperate if Dart doesn’t show promise they all get fired, no question

I guess you’re right, that’s still the case regardless

In 2026

If he plays and he stinks they’re all gone anyway

[hasty mesa]

Yeah but Morris wasn’t getting fired based on the results of Penix at the end of a season

[dim kettle]

Of course, but they had a special case with Cousins being the better option at the time. So they had an excuse to have him 'learn' on the bench. I think if you're picking, let's say in the top 5-10. You're bad for a reason and it's why you're picking QB high. Drake Maye being benched for how long he was, and the sheep on Twitter bitching that he was gonna be killed on the field and then having to shut up, always seems to happen every year and nobody learns.

Hopefully, a lot of the newer coaches realize that this is a different time in the NFL now. And benching a rookie to learn unless they're behind an Aaron Rodgers like Love was is very dumb and only delays building the team around them.

[hasty mesa]

We’re in a situation where we have Russ who may get us a middle of the road offense at best, like top 15-20, and a potential top 10 defense, with a disgusting schedule

I can see the merit that we’re buying time to snag some wins and then play the kid end of the year yeah?

If we wait till bye to play Dart in a really tough schedule year, would that really hinder his development as much as we think?

[dim kettle]

I think for the Giants, a question I'd ask if I'm fan is if the Giants win 7-8 games with Russ at QB vs Dart winning 5-6 games but shows he can be the guy. What outcome sounds better for the future?

[hasty mesa]

Second for sure, but it may be too late for that

[dim kettle]

I'm just asking that in general. Because I've seen this song and dance so many times.

[hasty mesa]

I just don’t think the delay hurts Dart TOO much development wise

Now if he got no starts this year

I’d be upset

Unless we’re a playoff team

[dim kettle]

I feel like a lot of people on social media cling to takes about the rookie QBs because someone like Burrow got hurt in his rookie year, for example. It's always about getting a good OL first, or getting talent. But it's assuming that he'll ever get a good OL or WRs. Like, Dart could easily face a tough stretch in his second-third season. At some point, he needs to be able to handle adversity. That's the difference between a bad and good QB.

[torn gale]

Yeah cuz he will turn them into a demon

[dim kettle]

And then the Eagles go Demon Slayer and chop their head off.

[torn gale]

If the browns and jets weren’t gods least favorite football teams, the giants would be the worst team of the last 15 years and have the worst qb room

[torn gale]

Do not speak of the devil in football form

[dim kettle]

Saying this as you're wearing your Kelly Green Barkley jersey.

[torn gale]

You couldn’t bury me in anything green

[dim kettle]

In few years, Nabers will sign with the Commies and likely win a SB with them.

Need to carry on the Giants cycle.

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1947418055518392776

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Philip Rivers is retiring from the NFL as a member of the Chargers.

X · Jul 21, 2025, 10:07 PM

[dim kettle]

Probably filled with Raider or Chief fans.

[torn gale]

Those are some generous win totals for us given the schedule

Obviously it’s a crapshoot but I do not think dart is currently capable of starting in the nfl

As is he this very moment. As a fan, I also want a watchable offense. Russ and Winston should at least make things interesting

Dart is gonna get a one year leash since he’s sitting a year

Well that’s how it would be for a competent org

[dim kettle]

I think the problem is, we simply don’t know until he actually gets the reps

[torn gale]

Yeah

[dim kettle]

Justin Herbert and Drake Maye were given similar circumstances and made their coaches look like clowns afterwards when they played.

[rustic mountain]

Tbf

Mayo was a bit of a clown

Just didnt know it yet

[dim kettle]

Like I said, a lot of these coaches just hold onto this old way of thinking and stubbornly hold onto it despite the many cases proven otherwise.

[rustic mountain]

The NFL is a bit risk adverse. Makes sense with how much money is invested

[solid dagger]

Valanciunas will stay in Denver, they have such a deep rotation now

[rustic mountain]

The more safe seeming option is protect your young qb, let him develop as it were

[dim kettle]

It’s always gonna be a thing that drives me nuts no matter what.

[rustic mountain]

But the argument is used that Rogers did it but in the end I think Rogers was just ready to go and they still had Favre, just like the Chiefs had Alex Smith

[torn gale]

Problem is that the giants suck at qb evaluations and development. Granted, I think Daboll will get the best outta whatever qb he has. Whatever best that is. Another problem is that Daboll (and probably Schoen) are coaching for their jobs, and we have the hardest schedule in the nfl rn. If this were year 1 Daboll it would be different. But we are in year 4? I think. They even picked up 2 qbs as insurance before the draft

I’m so ptsd stricken with giants qb play that I just want some stability by starting Russ but I know we have to take a risk either way

Whatever happens happens

[rustic mountain]

Man if you guys don't at least seem competitive, Daboll and Schoen are goners

[dim kettle]

I think you could’ve argued that Mahomes could’ve easily played his rookie year. And I always love the Rodgers comparison. Because it unintentionally implies that the QB in front of him is comparable to Favre.

[torn gale]

Mahomes probably could have played but I don’t think he would come out on a burner like he did

Probably nothing close

[rustic mountain]

I understand the sentiment in the league for sitting a guy for a year

But I think more often than not

[torn gale]

He credits Alex smith for a lot of his development

[rustic mountain]

It doesnt work because like you said reps matter too and so does environment

Mahomes doesn't become Mahomes if he goes to Chicago

[torn gale]

First 8/9 games of the season

Sandwiched between is a saints game

At least I have the Brian Kelly led LSU tigers!!!! And the Clemson tigers that surely won’t Clemson themselves!!!

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1947415931296354634?t=JvIaJ0mzo_Pm-a5Hc1fuog&s=33

Around The NFL (@AroundTheNFL)

Packers, Zach Tom agree to four-year, $88 million extension; OT earns historic signing bonus (per @RapSheet, @TomPelissero and @MikeGarafolo)

https://t.co/uMUdc6jMVp

X · Jul 21, 2025, 9:58 PM

[ripe yacht]

Looking at sesko and baleba, that garnacho money with positive psr is gonna come in clutch https://fixupx.com/UTDDengv2/status/1947236010749804776?s=19

Deng™ (@UTDDengv2)

Yanited every summer

Quoting UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict)
︀
🚨 | #mufc have intensified their interest in Benjamin Šeško. [@CMoffiziell]

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FixupX · Jul 21, 2025, 10:03 AM

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MLB/status/1947431953432457285

MLB (@MLB)

José Ramírez erases a 3-run deficit with 1 BIG SWING 🚀

**💬 17 🔁 15 ❤️ 90 👁️ 3.1K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Jul 21, 2025, 11:02 PM

[rapid yoke]

holy aura

[robust grotto]

Man I don’t interact with any other part here so if this makes someone laugh, cool lol

[sweet tree]

another season at the montjuic 🥀

[honest umbra]

I can’t handle that

[sweet tree]

https://fixupx.com/JosipFCB93/status/1947386933019050044?t=RZO3PluV_4C5XJHsxuGiYA&s=19

J. (@JosipFCB93)

We'll be lucky if we play here this season at all lmao

Quoting FCB World (@forcabarca_ar)
︀
SPORT | تسرّبت صور تُظهر حالة ملعب كامب نو من الداخل بتاريخ 21 يوليو! لا شيئ جاهز 🤯

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FixupX · Jul 21, 2025, 8:03 PM

shit ain't even ready lol

[sweet tree]

same

[dim ledge]

Anyways, what matters, is that I had an onion on my belt-which was the style at the time!

They didn't have white onions-only those big, yellow ones! Because of the war!

[robust grotto]

What’s the original name of Shelbysville ?

lmao @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Morganville!

[robust grotto]

Thank you!!!

[rustic ore]

Centel

Oh wait it's from last month

Oh he called CP3 coming back to the Clippers into existence

[dim kettle]

@desert palm I think the White Sox have awaken their devil fruit powers during the break.

[desert palm]

lol

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1947449320472777033?t=PwBJfQxHr5z1dXdYpTrfiw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Manchester United have been offered again the chance by intermediaries close to Sporting to bid for Viktor Gyökeres; same as last week.

Clear answer once again from Viktor: he wants to join Arsenal, his only desire… he keeps fighting for that ❤️🤍

🎥 https://t.co/ioH4KonqR9

X · Jul 22, 2025, 12:11 AM

UNITED PULL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/aiai-monkey-ball-super-monkey-ball-aiai-dance-dance-gif-9789965437058863611

[austere lava]

🐦

[amber grove]

Just saying this now so I can reply to myself at Summerslam but Rollins isn't actually hurt it's a work and he'll cash in or interfere in something at Summerslam

[rustic ore]

Will say I will it to be in extremely poor taste if they faked the injury that way and ruined what could've been a fun match between Rollins and LA

[dim kettle]

I can see it being in the middle where he did get legit hurt but it wasn't as bad as it's made out to be.

[ripe yacht]

We're not even in for him lmao, both ornstein and Chris wheeler said this

We should be talking about your greedy ass club instead https://fixupx.com/AmorimEra_/status/1947372230507114732?s=19

(fan) Frank 🧠🇵🇹 (@AmorimEra_)

🚨 | Chelsea made a late bid for Bryan Mbeumo before he joined Manchester United.
︀︀
︀︀[@ChrisWheelerDM]

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FixupX · Jul 21, 2025, 7:04 PM

[amber grove]

That's what I think is most likely

[amber grove]

Doesn't fit my narrative so I'll be ignoring this

[hasty basin]

This Clippers team would win 73 games like 5 years ago 🥀

[hasty basin]

Germany to pull a crazy upset tomorrow 🤞

[rancid thicket]

Cp3 back to clips? damn

[sweet smelt]

clippers age average has to be the highest after this

[rancid thicket]

you mean averaging 36years old to 40

[modest totem]

https://ddinstagram.com/p/DMYiBSySl7t/?igsh=YXRtMXdtYWVhMnYy

commanders (@commanders)

another proven leader in the LB room

InstaFix

I'm just here so I dont get fined 😮‍💨💙🧡

[sacred agate]

Which play off choker will they trade for next

[sacred kite]

Man that team is old

Also Trent Williams beat cancer???

Also ewwww

Unis look so bad

[modest totem]

No way it's this real life unis

[sacred agate]

What an atrocity those are

Good god who came up with those

[trim timber]

That's close to the old unis from the 30s iirc

[sacred agate]

I’m trying to figure out what the design is

[sacred kite]

10000% they are

[sacred kite]

Yeah it’s supposed to be a throwback but they just ruined it

How they were supposed to look

[rapid yoke]

how true are the other ones

[sacred agate]

Cowboys is so true

[hasty basin]

Helllll nah

[robust grotto]

Me

[hasty basin]

How is that you when West Ham is winning the prem this season

[robust grotto]

If 17th is winning, I’ll take it!

[hasty basin]

It's only uphill from here

[rapid yoke]

at least you guys know your not gonna win

being an england fan and arsenal fan 🤧

[robust grotto]

That doesn’t make me feel better at all lmao

https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1947633747613888657?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets’ new locker room that debuts today:

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 22, 2025, 12:24 PM

All this .. just to 6-11. Amazing

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1947651245390393428?t=T3QT9NkfG4K30IyuRT22cA&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal & Sporting CP on verge of total agreement for Viktor Gyokeres. €63.5 + €10m already struck but add-ons needed work - now finishing touches, conclusion imminent. #SportingCP striker wanted #AFC only; 5yr contract ready @TheAthleticFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/6491250/2025/07/22/arsenal-viktor-gyokeres-transfer-latest/

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FixupX · Jul 22, 2025, 1:33 PM

[hasty basin]

Fener will win the league this season

[dense blade]

They are staying with Mourinho again? Smart choice

I honestly thought the first they'd do is to sack him

[crude berry]

Mourinho is still in fenerbache?? Shocking

I thought he was gonna be sacked

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1947654792899379560

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved.

Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission.

Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪

X · Jul 22, 2025, 1:47 PM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-gyokeres-gyokeres-gyökeres-gyokeres-sporting-bane-celebration-gif-3151269984204799625

me in my house for the next 2 months

[mental wind]

and so it happened

[crude berry]

He a gooner now

[sweet tree]

nice

[mental wind]

"hi gooners"

[rapid yoke]

its time to drink to this brilliant news

[hasty basin]

They were too impatient with the last manager they probably don't wanna make the same mistake again

Jose is a very Fener manager though he sees the shit that's going on in Turkish football

The corruption and all

[rapid yoke]

@thorn hornet @burnt cedar @neat radish https://x.com/Asxdk_98/status/1947664747253363129

Asad🇵🇸 (@Asxdk_98)

Even MLS is gassed😭😭😭😭😭

X · Jul 22, 2025, 2:27 PM

[hasty basin]

He doesn't care if he has to go up against the whole mf government he just keeps it real

[burnt cedar]

Lmaooo

[hollow umbra]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1947654792899379560?s=46 Finally This fuck ass saga is over as a rival fan this pissed me off

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved.

Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission.

Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪

X · Jul 22, 2025, 1:47 PM

[thorn hornet]

What tier is this?

[modest totem]

Probably a good reason for its retirement lol I dont like it

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/westham_central/status/1947667458749333821?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @dim ledge what I deal with

Central (@WestHam_Central)

It appears the chairman is having a large say in our transfers this season.

Kyle Walker-Peters was initially turned down by Potter but he was then convinced to sign the player and we would imagine that this is the case with Wilson.

@ExWHUEmployee

X · Jul 22, 2025, 2:38 PM

[rustic ore]

Bumblebee vs Rotten Banana, who shall win?

[sweet tree]

wth

[robust grotto]

WH owners consistently overrides his managers and just signs players because they’re either cheap or because they are under agents that he’s friends with

No other club works that way. It’s a miracle WH haven’t been relegated

[sacred kite]

Team owners trying not to make throwbacks indescribably ugly

[rapid yoke]

bro what

your eyes are the tier of source

[modest totem]

Oof ya know... 😬 ahhh

[dim ledge]

The Gyokeres signing is good for arsenal but the entire saga was incredibly funny

Wonder if this entire thing changes if united had been in a better place

[spice socket]

So he finally got his big move huh

will be interesting to see how he does

[dim ledge]

Gentlemen's agreement in mfs pockets red 2 go like a loaded glocc

[rapid yoke]

nice to see a player who wants to come to your club for once

its like when you start talking to that one 10/10 and shes lowkey into you

[dim ledge]

No it kinda isn't but go off

[hollow umbra]

Honestly kinda respect sporting for not budging their 10m add on price 😭

[rapid yoke]

it makes the 17.6 billion yen for ekitike seem like a great price

[dim ledge]

I'm talking about talking to a girl vs a football transfer lmfao

Have you like ever actually talked to a woman or

[rapid yoke]

its called a metaphor...

[dim ledge]

dodging the question...

[rapid yoke]

ive talked to so many women i have no need

[dim ledge]

Trump speech bubble

[dim ledge]

https://x.com/Santi_J_FM/status/1947673970183909532

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨⚪️🇧🇷 #Liga |

❗️ There are direct talks with the LFC and Rodrigo's camp.

➡️ Still no talks between the clubs. But the interest is growing.

https://t.co/iCIHesMKgW

X · Jul 22, 2025, 3:03 PM

Idk. I think both parties handled it shittily

Not arsenal in this case

But sporting and Gyokeres

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1947627724714983728?t=f_2mv3i_wdp9tQweBn8NGg&s=33
https://x.com/BrettKollmann/status/1947682665412628911?t=5IRWS3XXYs7hyBuJdLIEsw&s=19 @willow galleon

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Long-term extension talks between the #Bengals and star Trey Hendrickson broke down over guaranteed money before camp… and Hendrickson has now indicated he left the state.

He just posted this on Instagram.

X · Jul 22, 2025, 12:00 PM

Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann)

You’ve got to be kidding me.

X · Jul 22, 2025, 3:38 PM

https://tenor.com/view/drama-gif-22797134

[dim ledge]

Who's Brett

[rustic ore]

YTer who does some really solid quality NFL vids, also avid drink enjoyer

[dim ledge]

Bengals fan?

[rustic ore]

I think Texans? But I imagine he could just be letting his inner generic NFL fan do the talking

[smoky fable]

Oh Brett Kollmann

yeah he’s a Texans guy who had some Bears interest too?

I think

[rustic ore]

Like we all will collectively be confused by a random team doing something way out of pocket

And just be forced to ask "what the hell are they doing?!"

[slow violet]

did you guys see this
https://vxtwitter.com/BrandonPerna/status/1947391410631807215

ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna)

Jim Harbaugh season has begun

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 21, 2025, 8:21 PM

[smoky fable]

Cash poor ass Bengals. And Mike Brown trying to get sympathy

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/nuyorknites/status/1947577318769365091?t=yoO1LEsxx7OLQ4FJttPHTg&s=19

@nuyorknites (@nuyorknites)

bro why does he have a labubu? call the deal OFF

Quoting Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)
︀
🚨🔴🇫🇷 #PL |
︀︀
︀︀✈️ Hugo Ekitike and his agent Karl Mwalako flying this morning to liverpool

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FixupX · Jul 22, 2025, 8:39 AM

[dim ledge]

Oh dear.

[smoky fable]

Strike 1?

[solid dagger]

Finally the Gyokeres saga is over

Arsenal have a very interesting team for next season

It's gonna be an exciting race between Liverpool, City and Arsenal

[smoky fable]

Yep

[solid dagger]

Yo monster which teams do you support again? In every sport I mean

[dense blade]

Don't forget Chelsea for next season either

[solid dagger]

I see the three teams I named in a better position rn

But yeah Chelsea will also be up there

[dense blade]

I feel like all four of them are WAY far ahead of the rest of the competition

Newcastle are close but they need more reinforcements than Elanga

[solid dagger]

Now that Liverpool signed Ekitike we know they'll keep Isaak and that's gonna be huge for them

My way too early prediction for the top 5 is:

1. Liverpool
2. City
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea
5. Newcastle

[dense blade]

I'm afraid they don't have a squad that can compete in both the UCL and the league simultaneously

[dense blade]

Pretty much the same but I will hold my predictions till the last day

[solid dagger]

I don't think they'll go too far in the UCL personally

[amber grove]

MASTERFUL GAMBIT BUNGALS

[rustic ore]

@sacred agate

[dim kettle]

The Saints are about to lose in many outfits this season.

[robust grotto]

I’m really interested with Chelsea. They have plenty potential but I think the club WC will end up hurting them to start the season. They’ll be great towards the second half of the season though

[solid dagger]

They have a very nice team

[hasty basin]

I might bite on the CWC bait for Chelsea dawg

[solid dagger]

idk about keeping Martinez as their starting gk tho

No wait Sanchez

I forgot his name

[hasty basin]

Yeah Sanchez is so inconsistent

That will be an issue but I mean the rest of the team's fine

[amber grove]

Ugly as the roster very impressive

Hopefully they lose every game and that dump they call a stadium is empty most home games or filled with other teams fans I'll take either

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/buffalobills/status/1947703189072990425?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills)

🚨 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋!! 🚨

We're bringing the red helmets BACK: https://t.co/i8QuhXeVYR

X · Jul 22, 2025, 5:00 PM

[mental wind]

wtf happened to Xhaka😭

[hasty basin]

????? 😭

Since when dawg

[rustic ore]

I dig it

[hollow umbra]

Honestly This whole Rodrygo thing is interesting let’s see how much we’re giving Madrid I hope around 70m euros

[robust grotto]

I’m a fan

[solid dagger]

Josh Okogie to the Rockets

I really like their team

[solid dagger]

Sunderland probably can give Xhaka more money than what Leverkusen is giving him

Which is crazy

[nimble onyx]

I can't wait for the season to start

[solid dagger]

OKC, the Nuggets and the Rockets are the clear best teams in the west

[hasty basin]

Well...

[solid dagger]

And the East is up for grabs

[hasty basin]

With the money they're spending...

[solid dagger]

Super exciting

[solid dagger]

What

[hasty basin]

Their owner is rich but dawg

PSR aint gonna like that

[solid dagger]

Who's PSR

[hasty basin]

They spent 115M this window

SO FAR

[solid dagger]

DAMN

[hasty basin]

You can imagine it as Prem's FFP

It's way worse than FFP the rules written are awful

[solid dagger]

That promotion money is no joke

[hasty basin]

Idk it just seems like a loophole so that the biggest teams can stay afloat no matter what

[hasty basin]

Btw did you see who Napoli just lost to

[crude berry]

Wtf

[crude berry]

It cant be as bad as ten haag's leverkusen losing to flamengo u20

[hasty basin]

I mean

Ten Hag didn't have THIS good of a team out...

[spice socket]

[marsh olive]

any talk on Liverpool signing anyone else?

[crude berry]

Damn

😭

[rapid yoke]

rafa leao tomorrow

[solid dagger]

I never take summer friendlies seriously but this is pretty funny ngl

I still have Napoli as the super heavy favorites to win serie a again

They have an insane team on paper and I think De Bruyne can shine in Serie A

De Bruyne-McTominay-Lobotka is a nasty midfield

[thorn spade]

Whyyyyy didn’t we get an episode last week?¿

[amber grove]

#anime

[thorn spade]

??

What

[solid dagger]

This is the sports channel

[thorn spade]

For what?

Onepiece*

[solid dagger]

For sports

[spice socket]

[thorn spade]

Smh

[amber grove]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1947731353392255408?s=46&t=zV50U1Azshb7DAGKHWpolw

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Tyrann Mathieu has announced his retirement from the NFL:

X · Jul 22, 2025, 6:51 PM

BAD TEAM JUST GOT WORSE LFG

[hasty basin]

I genuinely have no one

Pardon but...cheeks of the same ass

I feel like my top 8 like who's going to be in it is pretty decided I just need to swap them around and I have no idea how

[rustic ore]

Boy they are just doing everything they can to possibly get Arch aren't they?

[amber grove]

And he'll suck

[plush jungle]

for sure no question

[amber grove]

No QB gonna develop under that dummy Sark

[solid dagger]

Cancel the league

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/FUT25News_/status/1947719124005568847

EAFC 25 News (@FUT25News_)

🚨 You will ALWAYS get a win if your opponents quits while drawing in #FC26 🔥

EVEN IF THEY DASHBOARD 💣✅

X · Jul 22, 2025, 6:03 PM

[dim ledge]

They're just implementing that?

Embarrassing

Stupid fucking company lmao

[hasty basin]

I have not played ultimate team in so long

Everything I see feels so idk what to say

Like everything is a promo

They've done this more frequently over the years: random promo name, slap some random colors on a card give them slight pluses to stats (to players that genuinely might not have done anything they're just good cards) and just put some insane amount of fifa points worth of packs out

Why are there like 20 variations of icon cards 😭

[amber grove]

Proud to say I haven't bought a FIFA game since 2022

[dim ledge]

2020 for me

[hasty basin]

Around there for me as well

[dim ledge]

Awful game and awful studio

[hasty basin]

I was a pes guy though

[dim ledge]

But people buy it because they lack sense

[hasty basin]

Shame Efootball took over

[sweet tree]

haven't played in 10 years

I think FIFA 12 or 13 was my favorite of the bunch

[burnt cedar]

I was pes up till pes 11

Fifa last I played was like 17 I think

Pes 06-Pes 11 most unstoppable games

[dim ledge]

Kept up until 20 because I played with my friends

Game was too shit after that for me to talk myself into buying it

[burnt cedar]

Towards the end I’d only play pro clubs

[dim ledge]

Also I was fully pivoted to PC at that point and fifa had this annoying thing where I'd alt tab to like ...check something, and the match would quit and I'd lose

Prime example, checking a mod ping here

[rapid yoke]

was probably a nightmare

[dim ledge]

Yeah i did it like

twice

and was just like "fuck that" and just stopped

[rapid yoke]

my friends used to have the same thing so if they were watching one of our streams and got in a game we would just play the worst stuff

[thorn hornet]

Hemp is terrible

Get Kelly on ffs

[amber grove]

https://x.com/LaSueur_off/status/1947742789300576521?t=7I9B_k2Ji2qc0Wqxx1Fs5Q&s=19

La Sueur (@LaSueur_off)

🚨🚨 BAAANGEEERR !!! 💣

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tom Aspinall vs. Ciryl Gane 🇫🇷 pour la ceinture des poids lourds à l’#UFC321 le 25 octobre à Abu Dhabi ! 🏆🔥

LET’S GOOO CIRYL !! ⚔️🇫🇷

X · Jul 22, 2025, 7:37 PM

[proud coyote]

“Banger”

Hopefully Tom takes care of business

Next fight is the winner of Volkov vs Almeida

[sacred agate]

The carbon fiber is a nice touch on the helmets

[thorn hornet]

AHHH ARSENAL GIRLS

[sweet tree]

nooo

[thorn hornet]

Plot armor

All of those defensive subs and wasted chances for nothing

Lowkey

Italy deserve to lose

Kelly lock in bro

[sacred agate]

Thank god we’re almost there

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1947676963684130975?t=D7esd_cEhvJdKRrcPgz-GQ&s=19

Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)

Kevin Clark: "When I look at Jerry Jones, I think of one thing: If the football Gods came down and said, 'Jerry, you get to win the next three Super Bowls... but the catch is, you can't do a press conference...' he looks at the football Gods and says, 'no deal.'"

**💬 45 🔁 269 ❤️ 3.4K 👁️ 372.1K **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Jul 22, 2025, 3:15 PM

[robust grotto]

July 31st?! My goodness

[amber grove]

Best sport in the world is almost back

[dim kettle]

Unless you're a Jets fan.

[sacred agate]

It’s been a long offseason I’m so fkn ready man

Like drizzy said best sport in the world is coming back

[amber grove]

No injuries in training camp 🙏

[dim kettle]

Where's Hockey?

[sacred agate]

top 5

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/FOS/status/1947758451536630013

Front Office Sports (@FOS)

Trey Hendrickson's holdout has begun as he misses the first day of Bengals training camp.

The Bengals are required to fine him $50,000 per day of camp missed. Missing a preseason or regular season game will result in $877,777 of salary lost.

(via @spotrac)

X · Jul 22, 2025, 8:39 PM

[sacred agate]

I don’t understand why they’re holding off his contract

Do they just not wanna pay him a big edge rusher salary

[dim kettle]

Because the Bengals and money go as well as Luffy sharing his meat or Zoro sharing his booze

[smoky fable]

September football almost there

[rustic ore]

They're cheap

[robust grotto]

Crazy

[sacred agate]

I guess so lmao

[dim kettle]

Jets: Honey. It's almost time to hurt you again for a few months.

[sacred agate]

[smoky fable]

Cash poor owner and the way their organization is run is outdated

[proud coyote]

I think they legitimately can’t pay a signing bonus because of cash issues

And are trying to finagle a contract that gets them out of that

[smoky fable]

There you have it

[sacred agate]

Interesting

[proud coyote]

Trey probably wants something else if they can’t, they wouldn’t give him it cause they’re cheap, now they’ve pissed him off

I would want to leave too

[rustic ore]

Allegedly they don't want to give him any guarantees past 1 year which is just

[smoky fable]

Only promising one year of guarantees than three that the others got.

[proud coyote]

like lol

[smoky fable]

They’re lucky that Burrow is carrying that franchise.

[sacred agate]

Man some owners fucking baffle me

Are they really that tied up into Burrow, chase, and Higgins

[rustic ore]

They're doing the rare "Offense only" strat

[smoky fable]

Even then, those offensive contracts took a long time. It helped Chase since he probably got more.

[sacred agate]

Did they improve the OLine any that line from last year was a disaster for them

[smoky fable]

No

They got a rookie guard from Georgia but it’s roughly the same

[sacred agate]

Sheesh

[rustic ore]

You could argue cutting Cappa was addition by subtraction

Side note

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1947754078345564557

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

Watson is listed as "non-football illness," but there is no new illness. it's possible this is weight-related and he hasn't gotten to a weight he was asked to reach by the start of camp.

X · Jul 22, 2025, 8:22 PM

https://tenor.com/view/scott-steiner-fat-tna-impact-rude-gif-13797010

[rustic ore]

This is relation to Tampa's rookie UDFA Desmond Watson

Mr 464 himself

[proud coyote]

Unsurprising

He needed to lose like 80 pounds

And even then he’d be huge

Wilfork played at like 350

[sacred agate]

That’s the heaviest anybody has tried to play at

I think there’s only ever been 3 including him to ever even be 400 pounds

[sweet tree]

owari da

[hasty basin]

Yep

Pen

[sweet tree]

noooooo

[hasty basin]

You just knew they were missing and scoreing on the rebound

That was so obvious

[sweet tree]

keeper saved but couldn't stop the rebound

[thorn hornet]

KELLY MY QUEEN

[hasty basin]

England are awful at pens

[sweet tree]

that bald dude looks like slot

[thorn hornet]

She's aura farming

[hasty basin]

Damn he just left

Nvm

[sweet tree]

we about to get a rematch of the 2023 WC Final

if Spain wins tomorrow

[hasty basin]

Naaa Germany got it

[rapid yoke]

arsenal women vs italy

all that time wasting, whats with the speed now italy

[sweet tree]

they bottled it

rip

[rapid yoke]

SWEET CAROLINEEEEE

[thorn hornet]

Marry me

[sweet tree]

saka's celebration

[rapid yoke]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1947773549982167250

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

Sarina Wiegman has now managed 5 major tournaments in a row (World Cup / EURO'S).

She reached the final in each 5! 🇳🇱😳

X · Jul 22, 2025, 9:39 PM

[thorn hornet]

Henry*

Did Ronaldo calma before that

I swear I always gotta edit my messages when I type in sports

Like I have fucking parkisons

Typo left and right

[hasty basin]

Half the time I mention the wrong player idk where my mind goes asw

[sweet tree]

yea whoops, my mistake

[sweet tree]

quite impressive

mbappe apparently getting the 10 shirt

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/SNY_Mets/status/1947775588292345964

SNY Mets (@SNY_Mets)

Elmo has made it to Citi Field!

X · Jul 22, 2025, 9:47 PM

He's making as much as Soto

[robust grotto]

Some Ozzy love on sports too

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/On3sports/status/1947776858218443236

On3 (@On3sports)

Georgia commit Chace Calicut arrested, charged in violent driving incident, per @FOX26Houston

Details: https://t.co/3sEtwXyz3a

X · Jul 22, 2025, 9:52 PM

https://x.com/CalicutChace/status/1940806585686937885

Chacedahbag (@CalicutChace)

The best in Texas leaves Texas. Remember that! #GoDawgs

X · Jul 3, 2025, 4:15 PM

@rustic ore

[rustic mountain]

A lot of athletes in driving trouble

Giving a kid tons of money and he goes and buys a fast car immediately

[smoky fable]

It is actually comical

[robust grotto]

That’s the truth man. 100%

[rustic ore]

It's seemingly become a UGA football tradition for players to get into some kind of car related trouble

[robust grotto]

College players getting paid still rubs me the wrong way, idc how old school and distasteful it sounds. Good for them and everything but yeah man

[rustic mountain]

Just sad to see. They are throwing away big futures to go speed

I don't mind players getting paid due to the NCAA making bank off their likeness. I just would prefer they get paid and they don't give them scholarships unless earned academically

[robust grotto]

Yeah I totally get it

I think a problem we have is that parents are seeing kid athletes as potential gold mines, and kids are seeing sports as a gold mine

[rustic ore]

I need to see strict regulations put on colleges so they can't just buy the best talent

[rustic mountain]

Unfortunately that was reality far before colleges started paying kids

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[robust grotto]

The average top athlete in America knows way less about their respective sport than we do lol

Not that it’s a bad thing or anything though. Why should they care or know who won the Super Bowl in 1999

[sacred agate]

i think its done and will do more harm then good

whatever school makes the most money will always have a better shot at recruiting kids

but in the same light some of these players make the universities an absurd amount of money

[robust grotto]

I would agree. So there’s a big change happening right now in hockey

All the best 18 year olds are leaving their traditional Canadian Junior teams and going to NCAA for the money (and to leave Canada, tbh lol)

This upcoming season is going to be the first where a solid handful of the top rated prospects for the 2026 draft will be playing NCAA. The entire dynamic of junior hockey has completely flipped. These Canadian juniors teams / leagues are in trouble

I’m really interested in seeing where that goes. It’ll be great for some kids and awful for others. You’re going from a small town in Canada to drinking with sorority girls at a major university

[ripe yacht]

"Whos the team we call united", they deadass have 0 motion 😭 https://fixupx.com/David_Ornstein/status/1947686560348180632?s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Newcastle United make offer to Brentford for Yoane Wissa. Bid worth £25m rejected by #BrentfordFC but #NUFC pursuit ongoing + personal terms for 28yo forward no issue if moves evolves. Congo int’l back in London for talks with club bosses @TheAthleticFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/6486297/2025/07/22/yoane-wissa-newcastle-united/

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FixupX · Jul 22, 2025, 3:53 PM

[sacred agate]

Interesting, but im not surprised though NCAA is basically semi pro now. I feel like they need to do something about the transfer portal though At least bring back having to sit out a year or something. And the NIL collective needs some work desperately

[amber grove]

https://x.com/acdmma_/status/1947786833594548383?t=T9Rc7Iidp1AqBBIr4hBJWg&s=19

ACD MMA (@acdmma_)

🚨 DANA WHITE FIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS

▫️ Tom Aspinall vs Ciryl Gane at UFC 321
▫️ Magomed Ankalaev vs Alex Pereira 2 at UFC 320
▫️ Merab vs Cory Sandhagen will serve as the co-main ^
▫️ Jiri Prochazka vs Khalil Rountree Jr at UFC 320

X · Jul 22, 2025, 10:32 PM

320 is stacked

[hasty basin]

THE MACHINEEEE

Cory you're fucked buddy

[pallid adder]

sports channel? xD

[honest umbra]

yea sports are cool

[mental wind]

FIRE

[rustic lichen]

Yeah I’m by far the most excited for Jiri vs Khalil

[sacred kite]

I love Chris Sanchez

Also the brewers are hot man

Wow

[hollow wind]

Tell me about it…

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/curtiswenis/status/1947786829912281285?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Curtis Wenis (@CurtisWenis)

would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room

QRT: nut_history
Thanks for the music, Ozzy Osbourne - Rest easy

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 22, 2025, 10:32 PM

[desert palm]

https://x.com/amrogers98/status/1947477918185132496?s=46

Aaron Rogers (@Amrogers98)

Best GM in baseball #RepBX

X · Jul 22, 2025, 2:04 AM

[dim kettle]

30 more years for Cashman.

[amber grove]

Correa and Trea in 2025 = 💩💩

[amber grove]

https://fxtwitter.com/HaterReport_/status/1947395234825986374?t=TuyhZp3N6eMIlSlTfxgZFQ&s=19

Hater Report (@HaterReport_)

Kawhi Leonard, James Harden, and Chris Paul at the LA Clippers Unction

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FxTwitter · Jul 21, 2025, 8:36 PM

[sweet tree]

von miller, bobby wagner and zach ertz

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1947914581537587562?t=Tng30ObJCAz-WYl73qSVvQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔵 Understand Chelsea are advancing in talks with Xavi Simons on personal terms!

Xavi, keen on the move and open to joining Chelsea… direct talks in progress to agree contract details and terms.

Chelsea want to be fast ahead of club to club talks with Leipzig.

X · Jul 23, 2025, 7:00 AM

https://tenor.com/view/enzo-maresca-celebrate-celebration-chelsea-fc-cfc-gif-3307062297680966501

[dense blade]

fucking ridiculous

you don't even need him

that midfield is already so stacked

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/star-gif-16789607377123159596

[mental wind]

where would Xavi play realistically

[spice socket]

probably LW

[thorn hornet]

Hatto to Chelsea

[rapid yoke]

ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

ah yea

ac milan

[thorn hornet]

This is how Tonali delusions himself

[rapid yoke]

saka with the armband in this kit looks so beautiful

[thorn hornet]

Leao tracking back to impress Arteta

[rapid yoke]

nobody knows the lyrics 😭😭

[silk thistle]

Bills

[rapid yoke]

COYG

[hasty basin]

So it has started has it

[rapid yoke]

need leao hes serious

[thorn hornet]

It's ok you can keep Eze

We're good

Nwaneri is a killer

[rapid yoke]

did you see what he did earlier

https://x.com/now_arsenaI/status/1947989871806533998

now.arsenal (@now_arsenaI)

X · Jul 23, 2025, 11:59 AM

if that goes in i order a nwaneri shirt

[rapid yoke]

ZUBI ZUBI DOO

[thorn hornet]

GET EZE NOW THIS MARTINELLI GUY IS SHIT

[thorn hornet]

Yup

[rapid yoke]

he got hooked

[thorn hornet]

I meant to TAKE HIM OUT

Separate him from the living world

[hushed flare]

Holy

[rapid yoke]

rafael leao is so good please arteta

[neat radish]

Saks

wow our crosses are magnificent

[rapid yoke]

was that kiwior?

[neat radish]

idk

I think it probably was

[rapid yoke]

thats what it says on sofascore

either kiwior or zubi

yeah that was kiwior

[neat radish]

Odegaard passing to Saka when he doesn’t even appear

Yooooo

[thorn hornet]

Kiwior buddy you need to stay

[neat radish]

Max debut

[thorn hornet]

Heinze is fun

[neat radish]

Ohhh that was so close

From Odegaard

[burnt cedar]

Salmon and Dowman coming on

[rapid yoke]

another season of odegaard unable to beat the first man with his free kicks

[neat radish]

wtf the keeper just got subbed off

[burnt cedar]

Only a friendly

Give everyone minutes

[rapid yoke]

where are you guys watching bro im like 8 minutes behind

[neat radish]

Kiwior I love you

[rapid yoke]

dowman + gyokeres ball next season

[neat radish]

Havertz trying rainbow flick passes

[burnt cedar]

Dowman looks like a pro wtf

[thorn hornet]

No pressure kid

[rapid yoke]

their keeper is 6'8 fackin hell

and we're stuck with 5'10 raya

[thorn hornet]

Back 2 back golden gloves respecto

[rapid yoke]

nah hes class but

imagine if he was 6'8

[neat radish]

Has Odegaard shaved the goatee?

[rapid yoke]

he needs to get a nanny for his kid asap

not a fan of this short corner routine

doesnt work when you dont take risks

[neat radish]

no yellow🥀

Kabia at st pls

[rapid yoke]

wait their 6'8 goalkeeper is 20 years old??

kepa replacement in 2 years 👀

[neat radish]

wtf when did Nelson come on

[burnt cedar]

Looks like kepa too

[neat radish]

nvm

Is skelly playing rb?

im so confused

[rapid yoke]

sending this stream to fulham

[rapid yoke]

whos playing rw cuz dowman came on for saka

[neat radish]

Dowman

[rapid yoke]

arteta when it comes to playing attacking midfielders at right wing

[neat radish]

Nelson lw trossard st

[neat radish]

Prime Wenger heritage

[rapid yoke]

imagine

thats a deadly front 3

nelson trossard dowman

be scared psg

[neat radish]

holy

Trossard

man got sleep today

[thorn hornet]

Saw a disabled United fan and I hit him with a Gyokeres cele

[rapid yoke]

yk its bad when our youth players look more deadly than some senior players

[neat radish]

Oh my

Thought that went in

[rapid yoke]

wait ac milan have no european football?

we need to save leao

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1947960127648379160 this pr is insane

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: After an intense summer that reached it's peak, Lamine Yamal has returned to training in incredible form. He is showing unbelievable speed, he jokes, he dribbles, he enjoys himself and nothing can distract him.

— @LaVanguardia

X · Jul 23, 2025, 10:01 AM

[neat radish]

Is Odegaard schizo?

[slow violet]

Lol futbol reporters be writing the funniest shit

[neat radish]

trossard what are you doing

Why are all our players so cross coded

You’re like 2 yards away just shoot

[burnt cedar]

Time for the most intense penalty shootout

Someone has to do the gyokeres celly if we win

[neat radish]

How are we supposed to win in a pen shootout with a 6’8 gk

[thorn hornet]

Hagn outed as a pedophile

[rapid yoke]

brodegaard

all that game just to humilate yourself at the end

zubi that was cold

[neat radish]

where are you watching the shootout

My perfectly legal stream just crashed and doesn’t show it

[burnt cedar]

KEPA CAN ONLY DIVE ONE WAY

[thorn hornet]

Tears none of our keepers are good at pens

MY GOD

Can yall score???

Dowman my boy

[hasty basin]

Kepa saved Haaland's pen for MY club

It's an Arsenal thing 🥱

Wait he saved 3 dawg

[thorn hornet]

Hale end

Raya we had a good run

Nicewe won

[rapid yoke]

what a pen nichols

[neat radish]

What

salmon missed

So we haven’t won yet

[rapid yoke]

im 5 years older than this mf

[neat radish]

Overcooked salmon

[burnt cedar]

Ffssss unlucky son

[rapid yoke]

i like what kepa does when he gives the pen directly to whos taking it

[thorn hornet]

Ah well

Decent game that

[neat radish]

meh

Should’ve scored more

[burnt cedar]

Newcastle next

Gyokeres vs isak

[thorn hornet]

Zubimendi was much needed
Dowman is great
Nichols ain't to shabby
Kiwior is great
Kepa suprisingly decent

[neat radish]

norgaard was good as well

[thorn hornet]

Him too yeah

Nichols plays with rage of a man who got his private story leaked

[neat radish]

Nwaneri is looking great

[burnt cedar]

Salmon has really good long passing for his age

[burnt cedar]

Shame it sent his pen to the moon

He should have taken his penalty from the half way line

[rapid yoke]

imagine those kiwior long passes to gyokeres

[neat radish]

don’t worry raya and Mosquera will take pens for us

[rapid yoke]

mosquera is gonna play a pre season game for us before hes announced 😭😭😭

not a bad kick about with the boys 😉

[neat radish]

The good old game domination but no goal threat

[rapid yoke]

a win is a win

1 nil to the arsenalll

1 nil

thats our legacy

https://fxtwitter.com/GABlMARTINELLI/status/1947934692180955515

👸🏻 (@GABlMARTINELLI)

when the doctor prescribes me Newcastle away

Quoting Pop Base (@PopBase)
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FxTwitter · Jul 23, 2025, 8:19 AM

[thorn hornet]

Nichols, MLS, Nwaneri, Salmon, Dowman

I like how we finally spawn new good Hale End

[rapid yoke]

its refreshing not having to buy "young talent" for once

[amber grove]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1948014414759698477?t=tgtd2TM4ld6tEfKlnnDjMw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Jorrel Hato’s agent confirms exclusive story on Chelsea now in talks: “Yes, it’s true Chelsea have contacted Ajax”.

“The only thing I can say is that Jorrel is now in talks with Chelsea”, told Telegraaf.

X · Jul 23, 2025, 1:36 PM

[thorn hornet]

Nelson breakout season at 26

[hollow umbra]

https://x.com/lfc/status/1948019016859283926?s=46

Liverpool FC (@LFC)

Ibouuu ✨

X · Jul 23, 2025, 1:55 PM

[hollow umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-contract-gif-12557538628345171285

[dense blade]

"If you die with your idea, you're stupid."

Man I love jose

[spice socket]

Lmao

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-mufc-manchester-united-gif-19038875

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/giantsnationpod/status/1948029834879500318?s=46

Giants Nation Show (@GiantsNationPod)

Jaxson Dart 1st throw of 11 of 11 a pick 6 to Nic Jones. Jumped a quick pass.

X · Jul 23, 2025, 2:37 PM

@torn gale @robust grotto

Obviously it’s camp but it’s funny

[smoky fable]

Training camp panic

Then preseason panic

[hasty mesa]

He just hit a TD to Theo Johnson

So yeah lol

I’m just saying it’s funny

First throw of 11 on 11 in the NFL is a pick 6

[smoky fable]

I know. Don’t take them too seriously

Not officially though

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

Reps are fun tho

But they don’t mean anything

Banks just broke up a pass from Russ to Nabers

Didn’t turn his head around to get the ball tho

Same problem

[smoky fable]

Now that’s something to worry about

Sigh

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/pleonardnydn/status/1948030966662111323?s=46

Pat Leonard (@PLeonardNYDN)

Deonte Banks knocks a Russell Wilson fade to Malik Nabers incomplete at Giants camp

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 23, 2025, 2:42 PM

[amber grove]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1948030227419930636?t=gnXCtSxBUmvuZKMq8mp0tg&s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

Arsenal have won the Tridentity Cup after beating AC Milan! 🏆

X · Jul 23, 2025, 2:39 PM

Arsenal and preseason trophies go hand in hand

[rapid yoke]

coming from a chelsea fan

you cant make this up

[amber grove]

World Champs

Beat PSG

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1948024673641312705?t=nz4zQsRBYJglw7U67ixK5Q&s=19

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Russ will be the starter in the Big Apple 🍎

X · Jul 23, 2025, 2:17 PM

GIANTS COUNTRY LET'S RIDE

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/AtlantaFalcons/status/1948012976566313017

Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons)

KP camp walk 🔥

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FixupX · Jul 23, 2025, 1:31 PM

Who falls for it with him for fantasy this year

[plush jungle]

nah I'm good

I'm pretty excited for the draft

[amber grove]

🦄

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/westham_central/status/1948042847577583849?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Central (@WestHam_Central)

Sky: West Ham United in talks with Callum Wilson’s representatives over a deal to sign him

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 23, 2025, 3:29 PM

@dim ledge kill me

[dim ledge]

Hope you like injuries

[robust grotto]

Let’s replace Danny Ings and Michail Antonio with an injured player

We are the worst club in the league idk how anyone can think otherwise

https://x.com/fos/status/1948020275200905380?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Front Office Sports (@FOS)

MLS owners could vote today to switch to a fall-to-spring schedule that would align the league with most of global soccer, including the Big Five European leagues.

Any move, if approved, would happen no earlier than 2027.

X · Jul 23, 2025, 2:00 PM

I’m so fucking angry at the Wilson news

[rapid yoke]

was it during pre season?

[amber grove]

If you wanna act like PSG didn't want to win that trophy go ahead

Hold dat 3-1 tho

[hasty basin]

He's still worth it idk

I would have rather he went to a just promoted club

[robust grotto]

?? Dog

Add Fullkrug who got injured multiple times last year

Why is my fucking club going to allow Bowen to be up top again! It doesn’t work man!!

[hasty basin]

Thing is when he played he was so good it was worth it that's why I said one of the promoted clubs because I'd rather start him than idk "Isidor"

[robust grotto]

Yeah I get you, he’s prem proven and everything

The problem Croco is that we’re the poorest team, we can’t buy players, we have to use free agent market. Hence Wilson and KWP

[hasty basin]

I think the newer style of Howe was too intense for him

[robust grotto]

Everything is just a mess. WH actually had to get a loan from Barclays yesterday

[hasty basin]

And then you got Sunderland spending 130M 🥀

Think it's all because of bad spending

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/kieranmaguire/status/1947571719197384899?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Kieran Maguire (@KieranMaguire)

West Ham appear to renew their borrowing arrangement with Barclays which is secured on future Premier League broadcast payments and property assets of the club.

X · Jul 22, 2025, 8:17 AM

[robust grotto]

We’re also awful at selling, just awful.

[hasty basin]

I mean your sales for what it's worth were pretty good money it's just

You sell the guys that are the hitters...the rest are uh...

[robust grotto]

Bingo

[hasty basin]

Like idk about this lol

I always say, no matter how much a club wants or how tempted a club is to just run in and sign a player

There's always all of August, I see June-July as really assessing months

You don't know who's going to leave your club, what you're going to need then you just have to panick buy and fat chance that doesn't turn out too great

Like this...is just

[robust grotto]

It’s not looking good at all bro ..I expect Rodriguez and Emerson sold. Chance on Alvarez too, which means our midfield will be even worse

[hasty basin]

I hate when teams jump to the next shiny thing

Summerville was the shiny thing

Best player in the championship, a young upcoming winger

[hollow umbra]

https://x.com/daveockop/status/1948057378248659274?s=46 YEEES

DaveOCKOP (@DaveOCKOP)

BREAKING: Real Madrid’s Rodrygo currently not viewed as a possible replacement if Diaz does go. (James Pearce)

X · Jul 23, 2025, 4:27 PM

[dense blade]

??

Weren't you literally excited about the Rodrygo to Liverpool news yesterday? What changed lol

[robust grotto]

I get flak on the WH server bc I’m not confident in the player. I think he’s very very weak on the ball

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1948057455834894407?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: ESPN is reportedly nearing a deal to acquire the iconic show “NFL RedZone” and the NFL Network.

The deal is rumored to be worth over $2 BILLION.

(via @nytimes)

X · Jul 23, 2025, 4:27 PM

[nimble onyx]

ikr

I'm just as happy as a rival fan, if this is true

[solid dagger]

I might be glazing but I personally rate Rodrygo more than Diaz

Don't get me wrong they're both incredible wingers

But I think Rodrygo can become the best in his role if he gets consistent playing time

[hasty basin]

I was about to slam you because I was like whodf thinks Brahim Diaz is better than Rodrygo

[solid dagger]

Brahim is a decent player as well tbf

[hollow umbra]

Rodrygo doesn’t fit our system he should go to Arsenal or city

🤷

[torn gale]

It’s over. The Blue Dart threw a pick

[hasty basin]

A broadcast that was supposed to show our team in UECL against someone just started playing ads and then a movie 😭

This country manm

0 shame

They took away other broadcasters' opportunities asw

[solid dagger]

That's fair yeah, he'd thrive at Arsenal

Imagine a front three of Saka, Gyokeres and Rodrygo damn

It's gonna be Saka, Gyokeres and Madueke sadly

[solid dagger]

Did you pick a soccer team yet

[torn gale]

Not yet

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[hollow umbra]

Bro looks good in a Barca kit I can finally admit I like Rashford now 😭✌️

[hasty basin]

I'm sure you do

[sweet tree]

still iffy about that kit

don't really like gradient designs

rashy getting the #14 kit

last seasons kit was honestly my favorite in recent years which is why i bought a pedri kit, hopefully 2026 is better so I can pick up a Yamal kit

too nice

[solid dagger]

I like the new kit

The Spotify logo doesn't even look bad

[dim ledge]

Ferguson to Roma is a VERY random pull lmfao

[spice socket]

indeed it is

just a few years ago Brighton was asking 100m for him

[dim ledge]

What have city been up to Saykha?

Haven't heard much

[spice socket]

fuck knows tbh

we need exits

[dim ledge]

Who's poised to leave even? Some older guys or some ones that just aren't on the trajectory you think the club wanted

[spice socket]

but the problem is 1) no one wants the leave 2) the uncs are probably staying meaning we'll have to sell others (Nico G, Reis on loan elsewhere etc)

[dim ledge]

Is grealish at all at risk?

[spice socket]

Grealish is gone

Pep don't want him no more

same for McAtee

[dim ledge]

I forgot McAtee was there lmao

Wow

Jesus

[spice socket]

thats probably the only ones we know who are gone

[hollow umbra]

@dim ledge Rodrygo deal off

[spice socket]

yeah we're asking for £35m for him lol

[spice socket]

[dim ledge]

Speculation as to the accuracy of that

Pearce said so which is good enough for me

[hollow umbra]

Am I the only one happy we’re not getting him?

[dim ledge]

But it's possibly club PR to endure a premium price for Diaz

[spice socket]

[hollow umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/rafael-leao-rafael-leao-milan-ac-milan-gif-27149573

Hear me out

[hasty basin]

Fucking take him someone

I wanna laugh when you see how inconsistent he is

[dim ledge]

Rodrygo?

[hasty basin]

Leao

[dim ledge]

Ah yeah no I don't want him lmao

[hollow umbra]

Leao Ekitike salah 😤

[hasty basin]

The Leao glaze I see in this chat...

[nimble onyx]

I am, I honestly think he'd be a world beater at Liverpool

[hasty basin]

I like him as a person too don't get me wrong

But I like a lot of footballers as people

[hollow umbra]

Nah I don’t think he would fit in our team

[nimble onyx]

I was largely against signing Nico because I saw this coming tbh, Pep is too loyal to his old guard...

[nimble onyx]

Why not

[dim ledge]

He would

[hollow umbra]

Slot likes players who press

[dim ledge]

There are other reasons I'm not enthusiastic about it but none are related to his ability

[spice socket]

Pep and his old guard

[dim ledge]

....have you like, actually seen Rodrygo play?

He was the only forward in RM who'd track back

[hollow umbra]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Liverpool actually has a consistent scorer and returner in Salah

Rodrygo would be just fine

[dim ledge]

If you think he won't press for slot you're wrong

[hasty basin]

Even if you want to treat him as "The UCL guy"

[dim ledge]

Plus he'd be on the left

[hollow umbra]

Fair enough then

[dim ledge]

My whole argument for not wanting him is that I don't want to risk losing Cody

I love Gakpo

[hasty basin]

What are you guys looking for now

Apart from CB

[hollow umbra]

Also Wirtz kit number might be 23

[hasty basin]

If Diaz goes can Gakpo slot into there and you get a backup for LW?

No need to go all out

[dim ledge]

This here has been my entire argument

This is what we should logically do

[hollow umbra]

We’ve been talking to Fofana from Lyon

[dim ledge]

Gakpo was mainly our LW this season

Diaz was rotational or starting CF

And Gakpo wound up being the second highest scorer

He's working in our system

He's young

He's available more often than not/no notable fitness issues

And he's dutch which means slot refs more out of him

[hasty basin]

Yeah it's just all I see on twitter is this "urgency" that Liverpool NEED to sign a world class LW

[dim ledge]

I don't get it bro

The Liverpool server hasn't shut up about him

Like yeah I'd take him

But is he a need? No

Fyi Ekitike can also play LW

[hasty basin]

Would Nunez go in at ST?

[dim ledge]

No

He's probably gone

If he stays yes obviously

But I think Ekitike stays starting

[slow violet]

2 Billion dollars for NFL Network What a fucking scam

[nimble onyx]

I personally think Bayern should go in for him vs Diaz honestly. Then use the rest of their money to try and lure in Simons.

[hasty basin]

Anyone from the U21s you're planning to give minutes this season?

[hollow umbra]

Simons going to Chelsea bud

[spice socket]

Chelsea making good signings tbh

makes my job easier lol

[nimble onyx]

Only because Chelsea are the only ones really pushing for him

[dim ledge]

Tough to say. I can say most likely ones but still difficult, you never know and the transfer winfoe is far from over

[hasty basin]

Yes whole August to go through

[hollow umbra]

True but Simon’s is really good I think he’s gonna play Right wing

[hasty basin]

I think they're getting really close to an agreement now

No point

Unless they hijack the plane or something

[nimble onyx]

I dont get their obsession with Diaz honestly