sports

[smoky fable]

Not using tank much

But the bears defense has been good

[celest zephyr]

HC really turned around the bears defense

last year they were pretty good too

[rustic ore]

Oh Pog, I get to vote to legalize weed fully in my state in November

Should've been years ago but baby steps

[celest zephyr]

god damn cj

[rustic lichen]

Legit dunno who I want to win this game

[rustic ore]

Jeez, what a dime

Nico going off tonight

[celest zephyr]

i want the bears to win just because it would be good for their fan base

its been a while since they saw any excitment lol

[rustic lichen]

Just now realizing the Texans WR room is kinda stacked af

Tank, Diggs, Nico

[celest zephyr]

meh they alright

[rustic ore]

Good to see, Mixon back out there

[celest zephyr]

tank decent and nico great, diggs a good #3

[smoky fable]

Nico Collins is a monster

[celest zephyr]

Great play

[rustic ore]

Great break up

[smoky fable]

That bears defense is locking down

[rustic ore]

My fantasy team would sure appreciate it if he could remember Schultz once in a while 🥺

[celest zephyr]

has caleb thrown anything other than checkdowns?

[smoky fable]

He’s hurt right now

Missed the game

[rustic lichen]

Wait wtf happened with KC/Cincinatti?

[rustic ore]

Money

[celest zephyr]

refs got paid

[rustic ore]

KC plot armor won out

DPI on the last drive

[celest zephyr]

just bullshit man

worst way to lose again

[rustic ore]

It was a good call though

We just don't like seeing KC get them

[rustic lichen]

As a Baltimore fan, the word plot armor hitting heavy af with Isaiah’s toe being on the line still living rent free in my brain

[celest zephyr]

nah i think its a bang bang play

from slow motion ya its fine looks great

but its hard to play defense when your getting called for bang bang plays all the time

[rustic ore]

Nah he clearly got there a second early, by the book it's a flag

[celest zephyr]

sigh 😭

[rustic ore]

Sucks but it is what it is

[celest zephyr]

its ok we will get em next time in the playoffs

[rustic ore]

Still love that we have yet to see a Burrow vs Mahomes match up not be decided by 3 or less

Proper QB rivalry

We missed you

[celest zephyr]

lets be honest , as long as taylor in the stadium. The chiefs never gonna lose 😭

[rustic ore]

People want to make Mahomes vs Allen or Mahomes vs Jackson a thing, and they just aren't

[rustic lichen]

Not them showing Taylor Swift during Rashee Rice’s touchdown when Travis Kelce wasn’t even in the play

[celest zephyr]

jackson chokes in the playoffs

but people don't want to admit that

[rustic ore]

It's not a rivalry unless there's a legit shot of the opposing team can win more than every off year

So far the only thing close to a rival that Mahomes has is Burrow

[rustic lichen]

Nah as a ravens fan we admitting it

[celest zephyr]

the Ravens had the #1 defense last year and they still lost to the likes of the steelers with kenny pickett

he struggles against other elite defenses

[rustic lichen]

Ryan Clark said Lamar is the “Russell Westbrook of the NFL”

[rustic ore]

Jesus

What a hit

Pitre

[celest zephyr]

bro wtf

[smoky fable]

What is Waldron play calling

[celest zephyr]

Caleb you can't be doing that man 🤦‍♂️

[smoky fable]

Stop calling East and west man

[rustic ore]

Oh Caleb

That should do it

[smoky fable]

Picked

[rustic lichen]

To be fair if we actually ran the ball during the fucking AFC championship game last year we could’ve won.

Best rushing offense in the league decides to becoming pass only during the most important game of the year

Idk what the fuck Munken/Harbaugh werethinking

[celest zephyr]

man Caleb is not moving his feet well

he literally stood there like a statue

[rustic ore]

He's rattled

Consistent pressure has him trigger happy

Shit O-line is gonna be an issue with him

[rustic lichen]

Bears o-line making the Colorado buffaloes o-line look decent

[celest zephyr]

LOL did they just get knocked out of field goal range?

[rustic ore]

Sack

[rustic ore]

But since Caleb is an adult he won't bitch about the pressure like Shedeur would

[celest zephyr]

what did shedeur do?, i don't watch college fb

[rustic lichen]

Did you see him and Travis with the whole O-line at the post game interview last night?

[rustic lichen]

He threw his O-line under the bus after they got blown out by Nebraska last week then tried to save face yesterday by having them all in the media

[rustic ore]

No but I imagine if I did it would make me disappointed

[celest zephyr]

yikes

i think shedeur is overrated but thats just me, i feel he plays weak competition

[rustic lichen]

Shedeur Sanders is not a 1st round pick

He’s debatedly not even a 2nd round pick

[rustic ore]

But we already know he's gonna go R1

[celest zephyr]

why do the other qbs suck?

[rustic ore]

Very weak class yes

[rustic lichen]

If Shilo goes in the first 2 rounds it’ll say a lot tbh.

[celest zephyr]

ya i feel bad for the team that drafts him because they know they are getting a helicopter parent lol hes gonna be like lavar ball

[rustic ore]

Shilo ain't getting drafted

Kids a bum

[celest zephyr]

people keep saying shedeur like Lamar jackson, but hes no where as good

[rustic lichen]

I don’t think he will at all but his name might get him signed

[dawn tapir]

Ewers has to be the best QB of that class right?

[rustic ore]

Beck seems to be the fav rn

Ewers being out with injury hurts him rn

[dawn tapir]

ah didn't know that

[rustic lichen]

I haven’t watched a ton of Jalen Milroe but will Ewers go higher in the draft than him?

[rustic ore]

Yeah an abdominal strain

Ewers will likely be a top 10 pick

[dim ledge]

Fuck the bears

Why am I relying on you inept fucks to do anything

[celest zephyr]

lol holy shit thats rough

[sweet tree]

did Caleb throw another interception

[rustic ore]

No, sacked

[rustic lichen]

We get to see Arch play we good

[rustic ore]

Caleb getting beat up

[dim ledge]

Caleb clearly thinks Odunze is actually located in Rome with some of these throws

[celest zephyr]

why are they not Running the ball

just run the ball sheesh

[dim ledge]

D'andre swift is twiddling his thumbs waiting for a run play

[rustic ore]

Did you miss them in the first half? They were getting stone walled

Garbage O-line

[celest zephyr]

ya but qb getting killed

[rustic ore]

I'm gonna be sad if Chicago turns Caleb in David Carr 2.0

Don't like seeing rookies take this beating

[celest zephyr]

i just neeed to see him move well , or i think he will be a bust

[rustic lichen]

John Harbaugh: “We didn’t bring Derrick Henry in to be the guy we hand the ball off to 30 times a game.”
Okay, all we’re doing when we don’t have DH in the backfield is letting the defense know we’re probably gonna throw the ball.

Wtf we doing in B-More?

[rustic ore]

He's clearly rattled by the constant pressure

Feel bad for him

And this is on national TV as well

Kid is gonna get flamed

[rustic lichen]

who is chicago's back-up QB again?

[rustic ore]

Bagent

[dawn tapir]

do you think he needs a different coach? like a more offensive minded coach?

[rustic ore]

It's tough to say, their D is legit

At bare minimum they need to fire Waldron

[celest zephyr]

no

[rustic ore]

He's a terrible OC

He is indeed

[slow violet]

straight up screen marchant, just like sean payton

[rustic lichen]

never thought i'd enjoy myself watching a bears game more than a carolina panthers game

but here we are

[slow violet]

lol i feel so bad for the panthers

do they have a 1st round pick?

[rustic lichen]

I don't think it's impossible that the team relocates tbh

[rustic ore]

They do

RIP whatever poor bastard they draft 1st overall

[slow violet]

then just keep bryce in there, tank commander

[rustic ore]

Bears ball

[rustic lichen]

Carolina relocating would be sad

[rustic ore]

They're not gonna relocate

[slow violet]

they are going to relocate, to LA probably

[rustic lichen]

LMFAO

[slow violet]

david tepper that kind of lame

[rustic ore]

Gonna reach into the future and see a safety coming for Houston

[rustic lichen]

Oh yeah I forgot the announcement on the Carolina stadium renovations

They ain't going nowhere until at least 2045

$800M renovation, my god

[celest zephyr]

man houston doing everything in there power to give the game back

[celest zephyr]

jesus

[dawn tapir]

do you think Sam Darnold will lead the vikings to the playoffs? Vikes currently leading the NFC north lol

[rustic ore]

NFC is weak so I can see it

[rustic lichen]

carolina doing an 800 million dollar renovation when their tickets were apparently less than $5 dollars recently is fucking hilarious

[slow violet]

can they get a single first down

[rustic ore]

Tepper is one of the richest owners, he can afford to be in the red

[celest zephyr]

ok Caleb knows how to slide

thats better than tua atleast lool

[rustic ore]

Nice play Caleb

[celest zephyr]

DAMN if he set his feet that was 6

great play

lol bro that was a straight medicine ball

😭 poor dude

[rustic ore]

Pitre flagged

Dude been laying the wood

[celest zephyr]

helmet to helmet?

[rustic lichen]

Dear god

[rustic ore]

Nah, defenseless receiver I think

Nvm, they picked it up

Great catch though

[celest zephyr]

LOOOL wtf

no one blocked anyone

[rustic lichen]

who's at home tomorrow? philly or atlanta?

[rustic ore]

ATL

Oh nvm

It's Philly

[rustic lichen]

idk why im feeling atlanta upset tomorrow

[celest zephyr]

oooooo

that would of been such an amazing pass

great throw on the money

[rustic ore]

Finally a roughing call

[celest zephyr]

i think hes actually getting comfortable throwing

wtf dj

[rustic ore]

Dude is exhausted

Feel for him

[celest zephyr]

honestly i think they should of gone for it tbh

i tihnk they just lost the game

[rustic ore]

Nice kick

Nah they didn't have time, if they lose it's gonna be because they don't have enough timeouts

[celest zephyr]

Kirk Cousins vs Patrick Mahomes

😭 rip atlanta

[rustic ore]

Yeah that ain't fair

[dawn tapir]

Primetime cousins 😭

[celest zephyr]

ya they getting cooked

bruh if caleb gets the ball back and wins

LOL holy shit the amount of glazing that is about to happen

astronomical

might be a super bowl win for the bears

[slate lance]

They are Philly don’t got AJ brown

Also Caleb pick otw

[celest zephyr]

LOL OH SHIT

here we go

[slate lance]

Ah man

[rustic ore]

There's Rome

[celest zephyr]

DJ you gotta catch that bruh

[slate lance]

Bad back

[celest zephyr]

its over llooool

bro just jumped on him 😭

[slate lance]

It’s over

[rustic ore]

Jesus what a sack

[celest zephyr]

FLAG

🤦‍♂️ its over

just chuck that bitch

[dawn tapir]

texans win

[slate lance]

Uh

Miscommunication?

[celest zephyr]

LOOOOOOL

😭 that hit dude right in the face

[rustic ore]

Lol

Miscommunication

[slate lance]

Didn’t know bears oline was that bad

But Caleb has to work on his pocket awareness

[celest zephyr]

they were not that bad its just Caleb didn't get rid of the ball fast enough

he a little scared just standing there

[dawn tapir]

hmm bears and colts next week huh. could go either way with how the colts played today

[slate lance]

So Justin fields

[celest zephyr]

ya but justin fields is in like year 6

this a rookie so you take the risk

caleb had some good throws in that final drive

[rustic ore]

Sorry if someone posted this earlier

https://x.com/nfl_scorigami/status/1835407666346098903?s=46&t=kV7aJVk_-A_eXNPu_mUt8w

Scorigami (@NFL_Scorigami) on X

NO 44 - 19 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1086th unique final score in NFL history.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 7:57 PM

[dawn tapir]

that's two weeks in a row right?

[rustic ore]

Think so

[austere granite]

Next ufc card in a month

But I am waiting for ugc 308, a lot of interesting fights

Prolly it will sell the most this year.

[rustic ore]

Oh wow, 2 new champs

Shevchenko finally got her crown back

[austere granite]

https://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-309

309 already released some of its fights

Jon jones vs miocic

Co main: Chandler vs Olivera

Bet 310 is their last fight card this year

[hollow sluice]

want to watch every sports for free ?

[austere granite]

Pay for it

[hollow sluice]

you want ?

[austere granite]

No

[hollow sluice]

and you want to know how free ? 😉

[austere granite]

Also no

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/AaronLemingNFL/status/1835527443026702769

Aaron Leming (@AaronLemingNFL) on X

Wallow in self-pity, panic, or do whatever you need to do for a day or two but they are 1-1 with plenty of winnable games coming up. This is a young team with plenty of growing pains to figure out.

There’s no reason this team can’t be 5-4, if not better. #Bears

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 3:53 AM

Bear fans on the kool aid again

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/jagibbs_23/status/1835421369087164673?s=46

Jacob Gibbs (@jagibbs_23) on X

Malik Nabers became just the second WR since 2010 under the age of 22 years old to finish a game with:

15+ targets
200+ air yards

The other one: Odell Beckham Jr.

Twitter · Sep 15, 2024, 8:52 PM

[dim kettle]

The interior OL giving up sacks left and right is a good reason to see the Bears not being 5-4

[hasty mesa]

This season is the filler arc where the Chiefs win their threepeat and we get back to real football in 2025

For me anyway as a Giants fan

[dim kettle]

Who says 2025 will be better?

[smoky fable]

It's not that difficult of a schedule

[slate lance]

That colts game will be a mess

[slate lance]

Yea but their offense doesn’t move

[smoky fable]

That is a problem

[dim kettle]

It's not difficult if you're assuming the Bears are much, much different than the teams they're facing. The Panthers, yes it's a win.

But the Bears offense can't move the ball, and their OL is total garbage.

[smoky fable]

If you're going to add to that narrative, Shane Waldron is on fraud watch

Eberflus has that defense in those games

But some members of that interior offensive line and the play calling are on notice

[dim kettle]

Oh. There's a reason he wasn't really considered for the Seahawks head coaching job. Should have been a red flag.

https://fixupx.com/clayharbs82/status/1835490869706698824

https://fixupx.com/Alexkuhn523/status/1835522866760098284

[hasty mesa]

Just realized the Steelers are 2-0 with Justin Fields

What is happening in the NFL lol

[dim kettle]

Steelers love the BS

[smoky fable]

The opponents and defense

This won’t last with the offense scoring 18 and 13 points

[trim timber]

So no Stiller ghanta SuperBowl?

[amber grove]

I'm ready for the Falcons to either make my week or ruin it again

[amber siren]

Jags winning afc just a small beginner fumble

[thorn hornet]

https://fixupx.com/m_tactician/status/1835316575202664540?t=t3hbwH8Kpb8bSNmySyJIRg&s=19

[hasty basin]

True

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/j-Vc2gpBPMo

[celest zephyr]

man the broncos stink

needed them to win yesterday

[desert palm]

No Yankees game today

It’s nice to have a break day

With a 3 game division lead

In the middle of September

I don’t have to think about the Yankees on my birthday 😌

[celest zephyr]

how the mariners looking, been busy haven't followed too many games lately

😭 from the vibe its looking bad

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/arponbasu/status/1835371948571828255?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

??? Huh .. why are we comparing a hockey player to Barry Sanders lmao

[sweet tree]

a month out for olmo, sigh

[desert palm]

😬

Let’s just say

They probably won’t make it

Although if they get hot

And another team flounders

Maybe a wild card spot

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/ttj_nyg/status/1835665216916320400?s=46

TTJ_nyg (@TTJ_nyg) on X

Daniel Jones led the NFL yesterday in EPA/play. He also had 10.3 air yards per pass, which was 4th in the league. With a kicker he would have put 27 pts. up yesterday. Without a drop and a fumble he might have put up 35.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 1:01 PM

Yesterday’s loss was on Brian Daboll

And Shane Bowen

[versed forge]

Hope he’s good, need pacheco on the field

[honest latch]

RIP to whoever played Evan this week

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1835671010424549710?t=XWwKCCNhQyWEtSwqiFeVoA&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Chiefs star RB Isiah Pacheco, who left the stadium in a walking boot and crutches, fractured his fibula based on initial tests, sources say.

More information coming to determine severity and associated damage, but Pacheco is set to miss real time.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 1:24 PM

😬

Sorry homie

[hasty basin]

Nooo

[hasty mesa]

This is crazy lol

[smoky fable]

Two teams will bounce back

A few will be middling

[hollow wind]

Bengals and ravens being 0-2 is hilarious

[celest zephyr]

i'm use to it by now

we always start slow

[silk pine]

id say about 5 of the 9 teams are expected

[hasty mesa]

Btw my very early prediction is Stroud is gonna be on the Madden 26 cover

[hasty mesa]

Bengals do this every year

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1835709985910849601

@simple seal

[simple seal]

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1835718055386853464

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

#Bucs DT Vita Vea suffered a grade 2 MCL sprain Sunday, per head coach Todd Bowles. Considered day to day.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 4:31 PM

@rustic ore

[smoky fable]

Yeah he’s still pissed off about that

[celest zephyr]

Ofc I win only to get cooked because Pacheco is going on ir

Smh

[thorn hornet]

GAME IS GONE

[hollow wind]

Yeah I know. Such a dysfunctional franchise lol

[thorn hornet]

Ive Spice, Central Cee

Where are the indie bands I've never heard of?

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1835720764357489063 @hasty mesa

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

#Giants K Graham Gano will miss "a few weeks" with a hamstring injury, per HC Brian Daboll.

The Giants scored three touchdowns on Sunday, but not having a kicker left them short, with a missed extra point from the punter and two failed 2-point conversions. They lost by 3 points.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 4:41 PM

[hasty mesa]

Whatever lol

The issue isn’t the injury

It’s not accounting for it

[hasty basin]

Watch new fifa bangers list in 2030

[hasty mesa]

@torn gale @robust grotto https://vxtwitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1835716350284611947?s=46

We have greatness on our roster

I want him as a Giant for life

[modest totem]

https://www.wyomingnews.com/wyosports/university_of_wyoming/byu-fans-to-collect-donations-for-laramie-community/article_43f339c0-6f0a-11ef-bcaf-0713e240464e.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=user-share&fbclid=IwY2xjawFVQ9RleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHRcsZQ96FvoT2UPHCnhgHEtoYz3D3oM6Lw2xXAQdUgNdLPpwUaNnVnLcYg_aem_aPQ_GDTd2A6N3GmGlKb3sg

Damn BYU!!! I feel conflicted bc what they were tryna do IS A GOOD THING!!! But lowkey annoying too.

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1835585331942379576

[smoky fable]

Definitely sounds like you’re out on Daboll

He seems like an asshole coach

[hasty mesa]

Yes because he doesn’t learn

He’s cost us two games with roster mismanagement

It’s just having a kicker backup your injured one!

Fantasy managers can do that.

Also play calling week 1 was atrocious

[versed forge]

Damn 🤕

I wonder how long he’ll be out for

[torn gale]

Bright spot in a sea of shart

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Alex_Kozora/status/1835679525360832797

Alex Kozora (@Alex_Kozora) on X

The Steelers are the fifth team in NFL history to win Weeks 1 & 2 while scoring 1 total TD. They join the:

• 2000 Lions
• 1988 Bills
• 1924 Duluth Kellys (!!)
• 1922 Bears

A jam-packed stats of the weird. If you read anything, read this. #Steelers

https://t.co/y9wccNrHqJ

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 1:57 PM

Yinzers going full tilt

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/jomboymedia/status/1835725461097193547?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Hahah this goes hard

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/ScottPetrak/status/1835724725605064938 @silk pine

Scott Petrak ct (@ScottPetrak) on X

#Browns RB Jerome Ford said Jameis Winston calls a play in the huddle like he has a surprise to tell.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 4:57 PM

I don’t know why this makes me laugh but it does

[robust grotto]

Lmao

[hasty mesa]

Bryce Young was just benched

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1835737126530392201?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

BREAKING: The #Panthers are benching Bryce Young and will start Andy Dalton in Week 3 vs. the Raiders, per NFL Network.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 5:46 PM

[rustic mountain]

Doesn't Schoenn construct your roster

Ah read an SI article explaining it more

Daboll does make choices on it

[silk pine]

[smoky fable]

That is pretty bad for him

But it was time

[rustic mountain]

The Schoen Show is starting to get critique

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/boomer-gio-is-joe-schoen-getting-enough-criticism-for-state-of-giants/ar-AA1qwEJQ

Granted this is just a radio show thing

[robust grotto]

… yooooo that’s WILD

[rustic mountain]

So safe to say Young busted. Oh well

Carolina doomed the kid

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1835737733597417606

Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis) on X

Mike McDaniel can save him

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 5:49 PM

[rustic mountain]

I am gonna be skeptical on that

[robust grotto]

They’re good though, trust. I think they’re not entirely wrong, Thibo and Neal have been awful / busts

[amber grove]

Panthers are a joke

I feel bad for Bryce hope he gets to go to a real team just like Baker with Tampa

[smoky fable]

I liked Andru Phillips for you guys

[rustic mountain]

I think NY sports has been mismanaged since like 2014 on

[smoky fable]

Schoen has had some whiffs but he’s hit too

[rustic mountain]

The Knicks are getting respectable tho

[smoky fable]

Jerry Reese was a poor GM for them then

[rustic mountain]

Once you fire Daboll

[robust grotto]

Literally yes

[rustic mountain]

I think it's time to bring home the guy

Bill Belichick

[smoky fable]

Guess Mara is the constant there

[smoky fable]

I hear the cowboys are calling

McCarthy’s seat is hot

[robust grotto]

So far he’s been good and hopefully Banks works out. Right now Burns is looking real bad. But it’s not enough for me to fire the both of them

[rustic mountain]

Jones wont give up power

[smoky fable]

Guess the only solid piece you have is Dexter Lawrence. I’m shocked Burns hasn’t been better for you guys

[rustic mountain]

Bill will want power, the Giants could do that AND the Giants are like home to him

I am not that shocked. Burns was a bit overratedc

[robust grotto]

2 games but yeah dude, it’s been very poor

[smoky fable]

Well he should if he wants to get to the NFCG in his remaining lifetime

[rustic mountain]

It's not about that

[smoky fable]

But he had quality and Lawrence bringing pressure up the middle

[rustic mountain]

It's about him doing it

It's a power thing

[smoky fable]

Hmmmm

[rustic mountain]

Just like Bill wanted to guide us HIS way back to relevance

But ultimately it got him fired

[robust grotto]

Mara is in a tough spot

His brand is dead, the laughing stock of a generation of football fans. He told the GM to sign Jones, he publicly stated “we did everything to mess him up” prior to hiring GM/HC

the team has gone through a myriad of changes in management the last decade, it’s something he is very uncomfortable with but is doing it bc the fans are sick of losing (he is too)

[smoky fable]

He should learn when to step away

Those Hard Knocks clips were hard to watch with him

And they were edited too

[robust grotto]

The Saquon one annoys me bc, imo, he could’ve been traded but Mara likely held them back

[dim kettle]

Young getting the JaMarcus Russell treatment

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1835740872211624311?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

A reminder of what the #Panthers traded to get Bryce Young...

Bears receive:

• WR DJ Moore
• 2023 1st-round pick (OT Darnell Wright)
• 2023 2nd-round pick (CB Tyrique Stevenson)
• 2024 1st-round pick (QB Caleb Williams)
• 2025 2nd-round pick (STILL COMING)

Panthers receive:

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 6:01 PM

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/NoFlagsFilm/status/1835518873409388903?s=33

James Foster (@NoFlagsFilm) on X

Tory Taylor has the 2nd most punts in the NFL

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 3:19 AM

[smoky fable]

That is funny.

But man, Bryce Young was that bad that Canales had to bench him after two games. He had a good pocket too with an improved line. @rustic ore

It’s just rough

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1835742606992527462

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

The decision to bench former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young is said to have come from HC Dave Canales, GM Dan Morgan and EVP Brandt Tillis. As one source said, “Dave Canales’ first big-boy decision.”

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 6:08 PM

[dim kettle]

We’re only gonna look back and wonder how the hell so many football people overrated Young

[hasty basin]

https://fixupx.com/ClockEndH/status/1835649843106058338?t=B1YBN4JaL4welP17767n3A&s=19

[robust grotto]

Massive update @dim ledge

Panarin is NOT bald

[slate lance]

Bryce got benched???

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/yzr_fantasy/status/1835713079524336008?s=46

Akash (@YZR_Fantasy) on X

The MVP race is heating up

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 4:11 PM

https://x.com/stevepalazzolo_/status/1835707541914845645?s=46

Steve Palazzolo (@StevePalazzolo_) on X

Passing touchdowns through two weeks:

2019: 105
2020: 110
2021: 110
2022: 105
2023: 86
2024: 66*

*Pending MNF

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 3:49 PM

Defenses run the league rn

[rustic ore]

Current and former NFCS QBs to the rest of the league rn

[dim kettle]

It's not fair, smh

[dim ledge]

I'm not sure that's what to take from this per se

[hollow wind]

LOL no way

ANDY DALTON MY GOAT

[dim ledge]

I think it's a heavier lean on run games because of athletic d who are good at breaking up air balls (which corroborates your point) but also more WR holdouts so less time in training camp before W1-2

[hasty mesa]

Did you have Derek Carr becoming Drew Brees on your bingo card

Your division is becoming interesting

[rustic ore]

No but I’m waiting for the other shoe to finally drop

[dim kettle]

With Derek Carr, I'd suggest just waiting a few weeks because he's done this shit before.

[rustic ore]

Cause it always does for Carr

[hollow wind]

Saints will fade yea

[dim kettle]

We're not gonna see 2016 Carr again. If he has it, he would've done it years ago.

[hollow wind]

Atlanta will lose today as well so I’m actually taking the Bucs to win the division funnily enough lol

That’s my hunch

[dim kettle]

Never in my lifetime I thought I could say, LOL. Bucs Win. Until last year.

[hollow wind]

Weird ass division

[dim kettle]

Usually the Bucs are the butt of those weird loser divisions. I always remember the Panthers winning the NFC South with 7 wins... The Bucs won 2 games that year.

[hasty basin]

Bro it's always the last Serie a games of the week

So entertaining

EVERY SINGLE TIME

[hollow wind]

This was crazy 😭

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/realmaceblack/status/1835752592737222994?s=46

Mace The Flip Flopper 😎 (@realmaceblack) on X

I would ABSOLUTELY make the call for Bryce Young! 4 more years of cheap control and at least can buy you some time imo.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 6:48 PM

Giants land rn

[hollow wind]

I remember people advocating for the good ol rule change of “if a division winner has a record below 500, and a wild card has a record above 500, they should get the 4th seed” lol

[dim kettle]

Giants, at this rate, you'd have a better chance of just drafting your own guy.

[hollow wind]

I don’t agree with that ofc

But I love when entire divisions are completely ass

[dim kettle]

You know, it does suck when a 10 win team misses the playoffs, but the 7 win team gets a home playoff game. But I also know you have to consider the best way to get into the postseason is winning the division.

[hollow wind]

Yea

I get the arguments

[hasty mesa]

Wild card is meant to reward 10 win teams in hard divisions

[hollow wind]

But because each team doesn’t play every other team in this league, winning your division is ultimately the most important thing

[dim kettle]

This is why I tell people every game matters. Because before 2020, I saw the Bucs win 10 games one year and 9 another and neither time they made it the playoffs.

https://vxtwitter.com/ChaseDaniel/status/1835755220607152515

[hollow wind]

Is there any hope for him? Like even a sliver?

Or is it officially over

[dim kettle]

Maybe a backup. Like hell, Zach Wilson is the backup in Denver rn

[hollow wind]

Not for much longer probably lol

[dim kettle]

It's not like Young is gonna do stupid stuff off the field. But, it's gonna be hard because of this dude's height and weight.

[hollow wind]

Sean Payton really tried to convince the world that he got a steal in Bo Nix lmao

[dim kettle]

Like, I can't believe it felt like I was the only one who saw red flags in Bryce Young's game before he got drafted. The media just overrates Alabama QBs nonstop.

[hollow wind]

Saban tax

[dim kettle]

Same guy who had Taysom Hill play games for the Saints. The signs where there. lol

Poor Denver. 2016 just get's further and further away from them.

But it's great for Brandon Perna content

[robust grotto]

The grimace seat !!!

I love it

[sweet tree]

would be funny if people started fighting over that seat

a row would've been better

[dim kettle]

Sign me the fuck up!

[dim ledge]

Mfs will complain about sponsors on jerseys but geek out over this lmaoooo

[dim kettle]

"Priorities"

[hasty basin]

The seat only preserved for Grimace

[short flame]

Lovely idea but why would he need a seat?

Isn’t it better to have him on the field?

[dim ledge]

🤭

[slate lance]

This really Josh Allen mvp year…

[rustic mountain]

Nahh it's Derek Carr szn

Josh Allen 👎

[slate lance]

Carr is not keeping this up lol

[noble fractal]

UCL is tomorrow and our first opponent is Vardrid

[short flame]

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/blancosksa-dy1ns-real-madrid-ancelotti-gif-22416338

[noble fractal]

I'll shave this mfs eyebrows off before the game starts

[short flame]

You can’t. He’s invincible

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1835766173742612561?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A @versed forge

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

With RB Isiah Pacheco expected to be sidelined 6-8 weeks, the Chiefs are bringing their former RB Kareem Hunt back to Kansas City for a Tuesday visit, per league sources. Hunt could help fill the Chiefs’ running back void.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 7:42 PM

Ain’t that a kick in the pants

[hasty basin]

The eyebrow eyebrow fruit

[short flame]

Model goat

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/marshallgreen_/status/1835729595879887134?s=46

Marshall Green (@MarshallGreen_) on X

"It doesn't take long to go from Bono to Bozo" - John Mara on Brian Daboll

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 5:16 PM

[hasty basin]

Bro @dim ledge ........

https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1835775578684723515

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) on X

🚨✅ 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Verbal agreement between AEK Athens and Anthony Martial, reports @MatteMoretto. 🇬🇷🟡

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 8:19 PM

[dim ledge]

I'm going to fucking kill myself

Are you shitting me

I don't want this bum

[hasty basin]

Make sure to give him the ballon d'or clause when you sell him

[short flame]

What for?

[dim ledge]

FIFA SBC clause: if player is used in more than 100,000 SBCs this year, you receive a bonus

[hasty basin]

Just referencing when Monaco gave that clause when they sold him to man u 😭

[dim ledge]

Goddammit man why him

[short flame]

What an useless clause

[dim ledge]

I love how they went from one useless Anthony to another

[hasty basin]

Dude ik your pain

First you had Livaja now him that's awful

[dim ledge]

At least we won the league recently but still

Iiiii do not waaaaant this mf

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1835765923174551716

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Francisco Lindor's MRI came back clean, per @SNYtv

He says he could be out 2-5 days depending on how his back reacts

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 7:41 PM

[dim ledge]

Sorry man @hollow wind
https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1835781059755319543?t=R6Rk_MTtBX_OumTlNWaOxQ&s=19

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

Sources: #Rams safety John Johnson suffered a hairline fracture on Sunday vs the #Cardinals and is expected to miss 4-6 weeks. He will more than likely land on IR.

The Rams have been pummeled by injuries and it just continues to pour down. Has been rough in LA.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 8:41 PM

[hollow wind]

sigh it is what it is. Every year there’s a team or two that become a hospital ward and ig that’s us this time round

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1835790941770186909

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Rams HC Sean McVay said Cooper Kupp is expected to miss “an extended period of time” and is a candidate for injured reserve.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 9:20 PM

[amber grove]

Rams are cooked then

No Puka and no Kupp?

[noble fractal]

https://twitter.com/SxrgioSZN/status/1835655313355071721?s=19

¹⁰ (@SxrgioSZN) on X

The amount of documents is killing me 😭😭😭

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 12:21 PM

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1835794111028167031

Jeff McLane (@Jeff_McLane) on X

#Eagles LB Devin White won’t be active for tonight’s game vs. the Falcons, per NFL sources.

White didn’t travel in the opener to Brazil because of an ankle sprain. He’s healthy now, but was beat out by Nakobe Dean for the MIKE LB job.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 9:33 PM

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[dim ledge]

Jesus Christ LOOOOOL

Lmfao

[sacred kite]

Lol Devin White

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote
https://x.com/LombardiHimself/status/1835808070561120510?t=qvUsJeYr6Yd5cTN5jgn5rA&s=19

David Lombardi (@LombardiHimself) on X

Deebo Samuel suffered a calf strain. He will miss "a couple weeks", says Kyle Shanahan

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 10:28 PM

[sacred kite]

NO

[dim ledge]

I'm going to scream

[sacred kite]

NO

[rustic ore]

I was gonna ping you about that

You bastard

(Jk ❤️)

[smoky fable]

one of the most overrated linebackers I've seen

CMC must have just been flattering the guy when he said he was one of the best linebackers I've seen

[sacred kite]

Guess I’ll have to start Shakir

[rustic ore]

Seeing him have to eat a whole ass serving of humble pie is just a treat for me

[sacred kite]

Wonder how his “accountability” chat with Brown and Hurts is going

[dim ledge]

Aiyuk I'm begging you please wake up

Our WR1 is about to be George Kittle

[rustic ore]

About damn time, Kittle needs to be force fed

[smoky fable]

Kyle Juzczyck baby

[dim ledge]

Cowing szn

God fucking dammit man

Are we really in a season where the LEAST injured California team is the goddamn chargers

[rustic ore]

If he scores a TD they better play Milkshake by Kelis or I’m gonna be mad

[proud coyote]

next two weeks should be wins either way, hopefully. rams are somehow more injured than us and I don't believe in the patriots

cardinals will be tough, i feel like i was higher on the cardinals this year than most of their fans were

[dim ledge]

By three weeks I hope I'll be alot less worried about the Aiyuk-Purdy connection

[proud coyote]

it's just aiyuk failing to get separation at the same rates he has been

hopefully he comes into form soon

[slate lance]

It’s only week 2 bro fuck

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1835809922468205049?s=46&t=p7cGuHvykKWdHLCLT_54_A

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Rams starting guard Jonah Jackson suffered a fractured scapula and is likely headed to injured Reserve, sources said. A similar injury to what he has in training camp.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 10:36 PM

[proud coyote]

insane

[rustic ore]

Universe is actually telling the Rams they’re getting the 1st pick whether they want it or not

[proud coyote]

their team is sort of held together with sticks due to the salary stuff they'd been doing finally catching up to them

[dim ledge]

I think this injury to Deebo further cements his leaving

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1835774526489252267?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

The #Patriots have signed G Michael Jordan.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 8:15 PM

[dim kettle]

Don't worry, White. There's always 2020 to talk shit about.

[smoky fable]

Yeah the rams are in injury hell

[smoky fable]

Yeah the rams season looks grim

[hollow wind]

Living off the championship high for a while longer

Having seasons like this happens

[honest umbra]

shut every1 down

including stafford

[hollow wind]

I said that too but idk if they will

But you’re literally putting Stafford’s remaining career in jeopardy

[honest umbra]

mcvay doing a "down" year would be funny

mcvay didnt even bring stafford out in a 30 pt game on week 2

[hollow wind]

He’s literally gonna get killed

[smoky fable]

You think he regrets not retiring at the same time as Donald?

Just going out on top

[hollow wind]

Mcvay??

[smoky fable]

Surprised he just didn’t stick with the broadcast job that’s waiting for him

[hollow wind]

Or Stafford

[smoky fable]

McVay

There were reports he was burned out

He’s already won too

[hollow wind]

Maybe but it feels so weird to think about

Dudes barely older than Stafford haha

[smoky fable]

Coaching is a grind

[honest umbra]

just have brady and mcvay switch jobs

[hollow wind]

Replace McVay with Bill

[smoky fable]

Nah Brady improved big time this week

[hollow wind]

I’ll take it

[hollow wind]

Agreed

[honest umbra]

he did?

didnt watch that game

[hollow wind]

I think he’ll be fine

People just wanted to see him fail

Oh shit I actually broke 200 points this week

Well there’s my good luck for the season spent

[honest umbra]

u had kamara?

or shaheed?

[hollow wind]

Dude I had Shaheed on my fucking BENCH

[honest umbra]

u gotta start bro

[hollow wind]

No question

But I can’t even complain because all my other starters balled out too

Well CJ didn’t actually get me that many points this week but not terrible

I think I’m playing you next week

[proud coyote]

shaheed is a peaks and valleys guy

as soon as you start him, you'll get one catch for 22 yards

[hollow wind]

Oh ofc

But i think id feel even worse if I kept him benched and he goes off again

[honest umbra]

ride the hot carr hand

[torn gale]

This is winnable

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/4zlh7ZqeNUI

[honest umbra]

who u got?

[proud coyote]

hurts

it's definitely doable

im facing hurts in two leagues like this lol

[hollow wind]

Green is out tho

So hurts might have to get some rushing TDs lol

[honest umbra]

whos green?

are u thinking of the other color brown?

[hollow wind]

Dude that’s so weird

I was literally watching a Draymond Green video while I typed that and instead of typing brown I typed green

[honest umbra]

but aj green is also a thng

[hollow wind]

Yea I know

Well he’s retired now

[proud coyote]

that arizona receiver reminds me of aj green

tetairoa

[honest umbra]

the only arizona reciver on my mind rn is mhj

[hollow wind]

Think AJ green makes HoF?

[proud coyote]

arizona the college

[proud coyote]

no

[rustic ore]

Dude should be WR1 in this upcoming class imo

[hollow wind]

Yeah I don’t think so either

[rustic ore]

Been pounding the table for him

Kid is a dog

Think he’s Mike Evans Jr

[proud coyote]

he's not a strong as evans

would need to get stronger if he wants to suceed like that at an nfl level

mike evans is sort of an anomaly

[dim ledge]

Euge has Eagles D
I have Koo and Barkley
91 v 125
Do I have a chance

[proud coyote]

um

good luck

[dim ledge]

Thanks man

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/mohammed-hijab-wallahi-you're-finished-you're-finished-gif-15163269547529375421

[hollow wind]

The guy from Missouri is really good too

What’s his name

[rustic ore]

Luther?

[dim ledge]

Don't worry guys I just saw the tweet

It'll be a shootout with Barkley getting every eagles touchdown

[hollow wind]

Yea Luther Burden

I hope my guy Egbuka is a top 3 receiver but he’ll probably be 4th or 5th. Travis Hunter, Luther, and Arizona guy looking like WR1-3

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/DetroitRedWings/status/1835812462836457587

Detroit Red Wings (@DetroitRedWings) on X

RAY IS HERE TO STAY 🪒

The #RedWings have signed Lucas Raymond to an eight-year contract with an AAV of $8,075,000.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 10:46 PM

[smoky fable]

You scored over 200 points

Give me some mercy

[torn gale]

It’s actually completely possible for me to lose while scoring 180+ points in a different league

Depends on how saquon does

Ray would score under 100 points when she’s not playing me

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[robust grotto]

he hasnt been as good as I expected so far

not that he's bad. Much better stat line last year but any time I've seen DET I can't really say he's been a factor or anything

[versed forge]

He’ll be back for the playoffs

Same with marquise brown

[hollow wind]

Deebo out for a few weeks too???

Ok genuinely what is happening

[short flame]

I think it’s a fine price where if he grows it’s a bargain but if he stays the same it’s not the end of the world

[robust grotto]

you are right

no harm

[short flame]

Ideally it backfires

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1835821714153902267 @rustic mountain

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

#Patriots standout LB Ja'Whaun Bentley’s injury is worse than publicly known, and sources says he’s out for the season with a torn pec.

Bentley had more than 100 tackles in each of the last three seasons and was on his way again. A brutal reality.

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 11:22 PM

Sorry homie

[smoky fable]

Ah damn

That’s tough

[rustic mountain]

I love JaWhaun but eh. We know what this year is

Recover well my friend

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/brgridiron/status/1835831944728481945

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) on X

Jalen Brunson is in Philly for MNF 🔥

Twitter · Sep 17, 2024, 12:03 AM

[hasty mesa]

Him being an Eagles fan is negated by him being NY’s super Star

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/E_Dilla/status/1835803701635944464

Dilla (@E_Dilla) on X

Heard DC wasn’t impressed with players week 1 showing. Was going to be on a lesser snap count. HC/GM beef end of last week. HC responds by healthy scratching him to spite GM knowing he wasn’t going to play much anyway. Now “2nd round pick is a healthy scratch” narrative is alive

Twitter · Sep 16, 2024, 10:11 PM

@rustic ore

This in regards to the Jaguars

Pederson and Baalke are beefing

Nielsen wasn't impressed with guys like Maason Smith which is why he was inactive this game. (2nd round rookie)

It's getting toxic

[hasty mesa]

Also they changed this logo from Commies to Giants

That’s how bad we are rn

[rustic ore]

This is why Baalke shouldn't have a job

[smoky fable]

I think Pederson is getting fired

Too much disconnect

I like Nielsen though

Solid DC

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1835835540933062709

[proud coyote]

he is indeed 100% in the pocket

[smoky fable]

What was that....

[slate lance]

um

[formal quail]

I'm sorry, but WTF!?

[smoky fable]

Hurts looks slow..

[hasty mesa]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BaJGdt2LifA?si=4COqPQvmSfYgLA9B

This is hilarious

[amber grove]

Bijan catch the fucking ball bro

[amber grove]

Benchwarmer always funny

[smoky fable]

yeah that sucked

had the first

but it looked like a promising drive

[amber grove]

Need the defense again

[smoky fable]

Cousins under center too with the play action

[amber grove]

Much better than last week

[smoky fable]

They read the comments about him in the gun

[amber grove]

We worked on him moving in the pocket all week

[hasty mesa]

Wait is Tom Brady calling this game or is he only SNF

[smoky fable]

Nah he's not calling this game

not SNF either

on the Fox broadcast

[hasty mesa]

Ah

[amber grove]

We can't stop Saquon

[hollow wind]

Saquon is just embarrassing some of these tacklers lol

[celest zephyr]

Lol why would he admit that

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/awfulannouncing/status/1835840111516450961

turnover on downs

[amber grove]

LET'S FUCKING GO

Why wouldn't they run it with Saquon there

We need to adjust about him

[hollow wind]

I think Hurts could have run it on that 3rd down play and maybe gotten the first. Risky ass throw there

[smoky fable]

bad throw

quinyon almost had that

[slate lance]

London creates like no separation

[smoky fable]

oh next week is a double header?

[slate lance]

Kirk a statue in the pocket man

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/mets/status/1835797923596054606?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

MY baseball team, baby. (Who’s currently losing another big freaking game as we speak)

[slate lance]

His accuracy gone

Arm gone

[smoky fable]

that ball was low

almost hit the turf

Ray Ray was running wide open

But no way in hell kirk was getting there with his condition now

[rustic ore]

It's just making the Falcons look like fools for giving Kirk the contract they did

[smoky fable]

I really think Penix is playing this year

[rustic ore]

He looks like a shell of himself

[short flame]

So much money spent on building him a chair and he’s sitting behind it

[rustic ore]

Penix should play, but once you make that switch you're not putting Kirk back out there even at "100%" short of a Penix injury

Which still makes the Falcons look stupid for giving him 100 mil fully guaranteed

He'll be the most expensive back up in the league

[smoky fable]

The Falcons are a good team though

[celest zephyr]

Fucking hell

Man this is a bad qb duel

[smoky fable]

close

RB duel

[rustic ore]

Bad handoff

Nearly gave the ball away there Kirko

[robust grotto]

Lmao good point

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/billbarnwell/status/1835844680077938865

[hasty mesa]

Btw @rustic ore how is the Lattimore Evans rivalry these days

Idk if yall know this but Terry Mclaurin and Banks are starting to beef

[rustic ore]

Would you believe me if I said they're apparently friends off the field?

[hasty mesa]

That’s funny considering their history on the field

[rustic ore]

Cause it shocked me hearing that from Evans

Right?

[hasty mesa]

I mean I think Pat Mahomes and Maxx like each other

Off the field

[rustic ore]

Think he ultimately wrote it off as them both being alpha personalities

[hasty mesa]

On the field Maxx wants to kill him lol

[rustic ore]

Kirk FFS

Of all people who shouldn't try to run the ball, it's literally you

[amber grove]

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky fable]

makes me nervous

him running

[hasty mesa]

But yeah I brought it up because keep an eye on Terry Mclaurin and Deonte Banks from now on

They bark at each other a ton

[smoky fable]

good

[torn gale]

Who’s a Washington corner than can beef with nabers

[smoky fable]

was worried he was having a slump in preseason

No one

[hasty mesa]

lol none

[torn gale]

[proud coyote]

would require me to watch giants commanders games

[rustic ore]

Literal insanity

[proud coyote]

a lot of things id rather do

[hasty mesa]

It’s gonna be hard to find someone for Nabers to beef with

Daron Bland?

Cooper Dejean?

[rustic ore]

Diggs, seems like a Diva

[torn gale]

Obj and norman were legendary

[smoky fable]

Darius Slay?

Quinyon Mitchell?

[hasty mesa]

Maybe Trevon Diggs

[rustic ore]

He also gets burned a lot because of his over aggressive play style

[rustic ore]

I like what I've seen from him so far

Just hate he's on Philly

[hasty mesa]

Do Jaire and JJettas have a similar rivalry or is it one sided

[dim ledge]

Honestly atp I can't be arsed to really watch anytime besides my niners

[rustic ore]

That has to be one sided, JJ is still in his prime, Alexander meanwhile is falling off

[smoky fable]

the LSU alabama rivalry too

I think Diggs and Nabers will be something

[rustic ore]

Also I'm off the next 2 days 🥳

[smoky fable]

At least we got UCL now

that's fun

[robust grotto]

Brother I feel this entirely w my whole soul

[dim ledge]

Fuck that dogshit new format though monster

Idk what the hell they were thinking

[smoky fable]

That is true

[robust grotto]

There’s something about football that’s just draining idk what it is, the pace is numbing

[rustic ore]

Uh oh, Dickerson might be shaken up

[smoky fable]

Wish there was a way to sim the season for you guys

[dim ledge]

It's not that for me, Lunik

[smoky fable]

Hate when you know the season is pointless

[dim ledge]

It's literally just like

It's the same with footy for me

Why am I watching teams I don't give a fuck about

[hasty mesa]

[robust grotto]

Factos though

[rustic ore]

Nice ball by Hurts

[smoky fable]

What a weird throw by Hurts there

[rustic ore]

[hasty mesa]

Duality of man

LOL

[smoky fable]

Yeah you become numb when you know the season is lost

[rustic ore]

Mainly going by the result

[dim ledge]

First week or two of the NFL, I get it. Since it's such a short season and we're football starved

[smoky fable]

Both were true

[hasty mesa]

To be fair I always see the bright side

It’ll get worse before it gets better but

[smoky fable]

there's judon

[hasty mesa]

We have more talent now than in 2022

[rustic ore]

Judon nice tackle

[hasty mesa]

That’s a fact

[robust grotto]

Yup but after even a few games it’s like “yeah I’ve seen enough”

[rustic ore]

Eagles going for it?

[smoky fable]

hurts looked fast there

[rustic ore]

Nice run

That looked like old Jalen

[smoky fable]

flag?

[rustic lichen]

alright boys i just turned the game on whats the story so far

[rustic ore]

Prob a hold

[smoky fable]

taunting?

[slate lance]

Hurts was never fast

[smoky fable]

oh it's taunting

oh never mind

[rustic ore]

Lol

[smoky fable]

it's delay of game

[hasty mesa]

The other reason I’m not all blue sports wise is because Knicks are legit

[rustic ore]

That's so dumb

[rustic lichen]

is philly struggling on offense or is atlanta's defense playing crazy

[rustic ore]

Well they're driving now

Terrible play call

Just instant penetration by the D

[slate lance]

Brian Johnson still the OC?

[smoky fable]

hurts as a runner

[rustic ore]

What a run

[rustic ore]

Nah, Kellen Moore

[slate lance]

I’m joking I know

[formal quail]

Why?

[robust grotto]

He threw a first pitch earlier in the season and then the Mets went on a huge winning streak that basically saved their season

[dim ledge]

give it time

MLB will soon have jersey sponsors and all the oldheads will be up in arms about it lol

All New York McDonalds to begin serving the Mets Burger

[robust grotto]

oh they already have shoulder sponsors

[dim ledge]

huh

i...somehow missed that

[sacred kite]

SMITTY

[smoky fable]

there's smith

[robust grotto]

you shouldve seen yankee fans reactions

[smoky fable]

td eagles

[robust grotto]

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO THE YANKEE JERSEY

[rustic ore]

Dime

[robust grotto]

blah blah

sorry, sleeve sponsors ** not shoulder

[amber grove]

Bates or Williams gotta make a play on that ball

[rustic ore]

He thread the needle well there

Just open spot in the zone

[dim ledge]

I say, as i angrily shake my Yankees™️ branded Coca Cola™️ cup, wearing my 47™️ Yankee™️ fitted hat, and throw it into my Yankee™️ branded wastebin

I love consumerism!

[rustic ore]

Balk does your opinion of Brunson change knowing he's an Eagles fan?

[robust grotto]

thats actually hilarious hahaha

[proud coyote]

tell hurts to stop throwing tds

[dim ledge]

We all make bad decisions, Buc

[robust grotto]

okay balkan i am not joking dude

it started when they put the Nike swoop on the yankee jersey a few years back

[dim ledge]

The horror!

[robust grotto]

just the swoop alone - they were aghast

[dim ledge]

Clutch my pearls!

God people are so fucking lame dawg

"OH MY GAWD DID YA SEE....DUNKIN IS SELLIN DA YANKEES CUPS FOR YA CAWFEE....YEA, DAS RIGHT, NO EXTRA COST, JUST PAY DUNKIN FOR YA CAWFEE AND YA GET A YANKEES CUP. YA SEE THIS FUCKIN THING, RICK?"

[robust grotto]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/dpvas2/fyi_as_of_next_season_the_yankees_jerseys_will/

[dim ledge]

okay tbf the swoop does look hideous on pinstripes but like

come the fuck on man lmfao

[proud coyote]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/226112803112

i was curious

[dim ledge]

i wish i was joking

[proud coyote]

40 bucks

[dim ledge]

shit like that here happens EVERYWHERE. if a product exists, theres a yankee version

its like rule 34 but its yankees

[smoky fable]

Bijan

[dim ledge]

Would Kiryu start for them

[robust grotto]

imo yes bc the yankees LOVE DINGERSSSS

[rustic ore]

That looked like a hold to me but okay

[dim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza6-yakuza-yakuza-baseball-yakuza6baseball-kiryu-gif-27691086

[rustic ore]

Sack

[short flame]

Momo cap?

[proud coyote]

do any of the yakuza games have full baseball minigames

[robust grotto]

that storyline ruled ngl - I really enjoyed that

[rustic ore]

Oof, flag on Philly takes away the sack

[robust grotto]

6 has the closest thing to it but you only get plate appearances as Kiryu

[dim ledge]

yes-all have a batting cage style one, 6 though has a full on baseball team creation

and yeah as lunik says you just play the at bats as kiryu

[robust grotto]

you recruit players and get to manage a bit, which is decent actually

[rustic ore]

Bad ball

[proud coyote]

damn lol

[smoky fable]

I liked that mode.

[proud coyote]

golly ray ray

[dim ledge]

Yakuza 5 minor spoilers ||you get to play as an ex baseball star at some point and the baseball batting cage minigame is a bit more intuitive because hes like. way better at it lol||

[rustic ore]

Better ball

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-picmix-baba-ryu-ga-gotoku-shigeki-baba-gif-7532012581592904742

lmao

[rustic ore]

Late flag, probably on ATL

[smoky fable]

And ray ray is gone

he threw a punch

[dim ledge]

fucking ray ray

[smoky fable]

oh they didn't eject him?

[dim ledge]

idk juba i genuinely just...didnt feel him last season. I knew he was gonna go

[smoky fable]

Thought he was tossed

[rustic ore]

No ejection

Thought that was automatic but

[smoky fable]

yeah same here

[rustic ore]

CJGJ being a prick as usual

Stirring shit

[smoky fable]

al shair got away with a punch last night

[sacred kite]

Yeah CJGJ is a troublemaker but id much rather him on my side lol

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/backaftathis/status/1835843610534662440?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Jaxon Smith-Nuhgujuba

[dim ledge]

idk how people struggle with some of these names so much

nn-jig-bah

not that hard lmao

[honest latch]

Jaxon Smith-JubaTheTuba

[robust grotto]

he's like notoriously bad with names, like he would mess up Jimmy Thomas somehow

[dim ledge]

I guess when you spent half your life pronouncing Greek names to the fucking T it becomes easy

[rustic ore]

Bijan is nasty

[smoky fable]

Good for Bijan

[dim ledge]

the final boss of Greek names

[smoky fable]

…..

[rustic ore]

Any good RBs in this upcoming draft class?

[smoky fable]

…..

[smoky fable]

Ashton Jeanty

[rustic ore]

Haven't heard of anyone yet

[smoky fable]

Quinton Judkins

This running back class is very good

Ollie Gordon

Omarion Hampton

[rustic ore]

Ain't that the DUI kid?

[smoky fable]

Ashton Jeanty is a literal Heisman candidate

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

Thought so

[robust grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grvgp5FN54U skip to like 27 seconds lmfao

@proud coyote enjoy hahahaha

[smoky fable]

I won’t lie, the title cut off at Nick and was worried

Before I clicked on the video

[robust grotto]

hahahahah oh my

[smoky fable]

Yeah I was like………

[proud coyote]

LOL

[robust grotto]

nickeldoneon

[smoky fable]

But yeah, Ashton Jeanty is fantastic. He’s like a muscle hamster

And can pass pro too

[robust grotto]

my lord

[proud coyote]

boomer's reaction is so pure

[rustic ore]

Oh you gotta hit that Kirk

Walk in TD

[rustic mountain]

Put the Husky in already

Falcons lameeee

[smoky fable]

what the hell was that

WHAT THE HELL

[rustic ore]

Bruh

Kirk sent that ball into space

[celest zephyr]

Lololol

[rustic ore]

7-6 Philly

[sacred kite]

Kirk sent it to the moon

[silk pine]

Clase needs 1 more save to be the all time single season save leader for Cleveland

[sacred kite]

Birds D is doing better than last year but they gotta pick it up

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dogezilla-zillacoin-gif-27060303

[modest totem]

Bill Belicheck was on Peyton and Elis show lol

[short flame]

Great song

[rustic mountain]

Dude is just doing anything now

[modest totem]

Omg I'm gonna lose my fantasy match up this week 💀💀💀

[sacred kite]

Guess we ain’t seeing the Foles retirement ceremony

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1835856286920937820

[robust grotto]

huge.

[dim kettle]

Marte knew he had to step up with Lindor not in the picture.

[smoky fable]

Bijan

Let’s go

Just run at huff

got crushed

[dim kettle]

Down goes Kid Cousins.

[smoky fable]

I like Milton Williams

[rustic ore]

Jesus

[smoky fable]

under the radar dlineman

He crushed him

[rustic ore]

At least take him out to dinner first