sports

[sacred agate]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-the-really-cool-uncle-bricky-hes-the-best-uncle-hes-the-really-chilled-uncle-hes-the-great-uncle-gif-20848556

[torn gale]

Shitter is ok sometimes. I don’t really like Wendy’s

[mild hamlet]

Well Wendy’s was the only option of food after 10pm on campus. You take what you can get.

Anyway, I might be at this lsu Carolina game, we’ll just have to see

[chilly flare]

Gameday going to be there for the first time in 10 years

[mild hamlet]

Yeah I literally have 0 idea what that means hence

[chilly flare]

My b I didn’t scroll up

It means that’s the “game of the week” basically

[mild hamlet]

Carolina will win, trust

[chilly flare]

Do you go there?

[torn gale]

South Carolina will probably get destroyed but going to games are fun regardless

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ScooterMagruder/status/1832606377232994454

Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder) on X

I’m blocking anyone who says the Cowboys should let Dak go and draft Shadeur Sanders

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 2:26 AM

[torn gale]

18/41 is nasty work

[smoky fable]

They do have a freshmen edge rusher Dylan Stewart who is absolute beast. It’ll be fun to see him against your tackles in emery jones and Will Campbell

He’s has a major impact

[torn gale]

Yeah that could cause some problems but I trust the line. I didn’t get to watch our game today but I hope they were more disciplined

[smoky fable]

The number 2 edge in his class

He is ridiculous

https://fixupx.com/Rob__Paul/status/1832515342813340055

[torn gale]

What a beast

Boise state is up at half

[honest umbra]

BOISE state???

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/UnnecRoughness/status/1832623279472824393

[smoky fable]

They have that running back Ashton Jeanty

He looks like the best running back in the country

[amber grove]

IT'S THE FIRST SUNDAY OF THE NFL SEASON

[honest umbra]

its 9pm doe

[amber grove]

Not on the east coast

[torn gale]

The beast coast

[smoky fable]

we still have CFB games on

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go football is back!

First games without having to spend money on streaming services

Or pirating

[slow violet]

We are So back

[honest umbra]

yea, we are

[smoky fable]

Ashton jeanty is a beast

Holy shit

https://fixupx.com/cjzero/status/1832643433338491132

Oh my god

He’s got three tds

[smoky fable]

This guy is a better Doug Martin. @rustic ore

He can pass protect too

https://fixupx.com/iam_johnw/status/1832647344346608087

[slate lance]

See you all in 24 hours

[smoky fable]

Will see ya

[smoky fable]

Teammate recovered for him

[slow violet]

desean jackson

[smoky fable]

His teammate bailed him out big time. Recovered it

[raw dock]

An Oregon player did that a few years ago but the defense picked it up and returned it for a TD

[rustic mountain]

Blue Jays helped the Mets. Feelsgood

[sacred agate]

saw this.. dude is a menace

[proud coyote]

that dude whiffed so bad on that block LMAO

[celest zephyr]

Lol my entire mood for Monday gonna be based on today

[hasty mesa]

FOOTBALLLLLLL

I’m about to head to MetLife stadium

[hollow wind]

Only Monday?

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/art_stapleton/status/1832767917869457738?s=46

[rustic ore]

My boss has me set to get off at 4 today knowing the Bucs games starts at 4:30

🥹

What a bro

[hollow wind]

The walk of a man that’s gonna win MVP this season

[hasty mesa]

That’s super cool of him

Hope everyone’s favorite team wins today!!

[robust grotto]

Enjoy brother

[hasty mesa]

I’m so stoked dude the weather is perfect

I’ll send some pics once there

[rustic ore]

I’m afraid Daniels is about to go off in his rookie debut

Hoping for the best though

[robust grotto]

I know it’s gorgeous out today

[hollow wind]

Oh nice enjoy eman

[robust grotto]

No joke bro I might not even watch football

Way too nice out

[short flame]

That’s what all bosses should be like. What a nice guy. I’m always upfront about it starting a new job about Colombia games. I tell them don’t expect me to show up

[short flame]

Go bills

[smoky fable]

What makes you say that

[silk pine]

https://tenor.com/view/football-sunday-belly-football-gif-9813884

[rustic ore]

History of making rookie QBs and back ups look like gang busters

That and it seems like Vita is our only healthy DT

[smoky fable]

Ah crap

[rustic ore]

Just my luck that Kancey got some kind of calf injury the week leading up to Week 1

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/footbalIfights/status/1832439130770567504?t=rpuPG4rcWMMIOzjmKwfrxg&s=19

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1832675738996101488

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇳🇱 Matthijs de Ligt: “I’m happy with my move to Manchester United”.

“Also because I stay in the picture… the Premier League has more viewers, the Bundesliga lesser”, says as @TheEuropeanLad reported.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:02 AM

Source is WHO

[short flame]

More viewers to see how bad he is

[spring obsidian]

Where do you work that you work on Sunday?

[rustic ore]

Papa John’s

[spring obsidian]

At least you can bring home pizza and wings.

Does Shaq ever show up and do funny skits?

[sacred kite]

Ok folks—do we start Khalil Shakir or Deebo today

[dim ledge]

Well Deebo plays tomorrow

[hasty mesa]

We here

Check out this Vikings car

[hollow wind]

Bruh WHAT?? Tyreek???

Wtf is happening

Was just arrested on his way to the stadium

[hasty mesa]

Yep

Not on my bingo card for 2024

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/SadJagsFan69/status/1832787756377870354

I'm once again asking how hard is it to not break the law.

[sweet tree]

bruh

[slate lance]

….

Ok he’s still playing his agent said

[hasty mesa]

He’s still playing yeah

They just gave me this

@robust grotto @torn gale

[short flame]

Congratulations on your 100th season

[hasty mesa]

only piece of silver hardware we’ll get this season

[hasty mesa]

Ty

Gonna get some game day grub shortly but I’ll take a pic of the field

[dim kettle]

Great. You can give it to me so I can put my Bucs mug on it

[rustic ore]

Hill I can understand but I guarantee they had no reason to do that to Campbell, one of the kindest people in the entire league

[hasty mesa]

I’ll say this, vibes are immaculate

It’s buzzing

Too bad they’re wearing those unis

The pants……

[smoky fable]

Yeah I’ve seen Campbell

[dim kettle]

That’s just the smog coming from Manhattan.

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1832801546104414213?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: QB Dak Prescott and the #Cowboys signed a four-year contract, $240 million extension that will make him the highest-paid player in NFL history, per @AdamSchefter

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 3:21 PM

[hasty mesa]

??????

Is this real?

[short flame]

Can you take a picture of the grub please

[hasty mesa]

Jerry are you serious

[hasty mesa]

Yes

[short flame]

Thank you

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

The mad bastards actually did it

All In baby

All the way In

[smoky fable]

We’ll see if it pays off for them

Because if McCarthy fails, he’s coming

https://tenor.com/view/bill-belicheck-patriots-popcorn-gif-13913400

[hasty mesa]

My seats

[smoky fable]

Nice

[rustic ore]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1832801569990971846

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) on X

BREAKING: The #Steelers plan to start Justin Fields at QB vs the #Falcons.

Russell Wilson is still dealing with a calf issue that the team felt was too risky to play on after an examination this morning.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 3:22 PM

[hasty mesa]

Oh?

[rustic ore]

@proud coyote

[hasty mesa]

Jjettas is jiggy with it in warmups

[amber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/terell-bates-handshake-falcons-handshake-aj-terell-jessie-bates-handshake-jessie-bates-gif-12409831091021556984

[hasty mesa]

It’s a beautiful day

Aight time to get grub while it’s still not crowded

[torn gale]

Nice nice

[celest zephyr]

FUCK MY FANTASY TEAM

[hasty mesa]

Just got a call from Daboll, they’re starting my Hispanic arse at QB

Gotta suit up

[celest zephyr]

ayy nice seats, how much were the tickets

[hasty mesa]

$105! Got em back in like April

[celest zephyr]

damn nice

[hasty mesa]

Pretty solid imo for MetLife prices

[celest zephyr]

for sure

[slate lance]

So parsons is gone?

Cool

[dim ledge]

WHAT

https://x.com/kendricklamar/status/1832804013894689232?t=F8pqwY8rgCgNca9usJ0-7g&s=19

Kendrick Lamar (@kendricklamar) on X

Super Bowl LIX. New Orleans.
https://t.co/RwqVLDGdgf

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 3:31 PM

LETS FUXKING GO

YES

YES YES YES

AHHHHH

[amber grove]

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1832804151383793773?t=TFXX95OlngcziEetS0onVg&s=19

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) on X

BREAKING: #Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase WILL play in today’s game despite not having a contract.

He will be on a snap count.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 3:32 PM

[celest zephyr]

ayy super bowl here we come

[slate lance]

Hearing not like us at halftime gonna be so cringe

[rustic ore]

“Snap count” FOH

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1832805396920099236?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Kendrick Lamar will headline the 2025 Super Bowl halftime show in New Orleans.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 3:37 PM

THEY NOT LIKE US

[amber grove]

It's the song of the year it's gonna be performed

[hasty mesa]

As promised @short flame

Guess what it cost, a dog fries and large Pepsi

[amber grove]

A dry hot dog?

Are you insane?

[hasty mesa]

I have ketchup packets

They don’t serve condiments on it

[amber grove]

Ok good

[dim ledge]

It'll definitely be the last song

[smoky fable]

How expensive

[dim ledge]

I'm just hoping to hear his classics

Please pull out King Kunta Kendrick

God I'm so happy

[amber grove]

How's Lil Wayne not get New Orleans tho

[slate lance]

Lil Wayne was right THERE

[rustic ore]

Getting to hear Drake be called a pedo on live TV is gonna be a trip 🥹

[hasty mesa]

Guess the price

[short flame]

Hope it’s not too expensive

[amber grove]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

[slate lance]

maybe he brings him out?

Mona Lisa hold on

[amber grove]

Like Kendrick is a good artist but this Super Bowl in New Orleans

[dim ledge]

Don't matter

Kendrick got the game on lock right now, I guarantee over half the NFL were bumping NLU every day for a month plus

By far the most relevant artist to bring on

[hasty mesa]

23.75

For dog fries large Pepsi

Should’ve gotten medium Pepsi for the memes

[dim ledge]

Or the price of a single tallboy

[amber grove]

I knew the NFL didn't care when they had fucking Maroon 5 at the one in Atlanta

[rustic ore]

$23.75 is $23.75

[dim ledge]

I hardly think this is the same lmao

[hasty mesa]

I’m happy to report the glizzy and fries taste good at least

[smoky fable]

God damn

[dim ledge]

Makes you think how much value Costco gives you for the $1.50 glizzy and drink

[hasty mesa]

Yep

[smoky fable]

It better be worth it

[smoky fable]

I like Costco food

[dim ledge]

It's genuinely fine

[smoky fable]

What a deal

[dim ledge]

For the price, even more so

[short flame]

They took everything. Hope it tastes like the best hot dog you ever had

[dim ledge]

They just gotta bring back the mf onions everywhere

[rustic ore]

That glizzy gonna get the GMen get a W

[dim ledge]

I need onions on my glizzy

[smoky fable]

I hate that game for pickem

[hasty mesa]

We might lose cuz I didn’t get medium Pepsi

[smoky fable]

Cause I think it can go either way

[hasty mesa]

Trust Nabers

[rustic ore]

Cheapskate

[smoky fable]

Maybe

[hasty mesa]

Nono, I got a LARGE

[dim ledge]

Thank you Comrade Costco

[rustic ore]

Fatty

[slow violet]

Cowboys are officially cooked
https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1832801341523005706

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Cowboys and QB Dak Prescott have a deal! He gets a 4-year deal worth a record $240M(!) with $231M guaranteed, per me and @TomPelissero.

Owner Jerry Jones and agent Todd France and his team from @AthletesFirst closed it out. The NFL’s biggest question answered.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 3:21 PM

[rustic ore]

JFC

[slow violet]

Jerry You Dumbass

[hasty mesa]

Daboll is about to call me to start at QB and I won’t be in football shape

[amber grove]

https://x.com/NFLonFOX/status/1832803892658339915?t=nTnz5zCmt3jEo3deduSq3Q&s=19

FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) on X

The #Falcons are wearing Apalachee High School shirts during warmups to honor those who lost their lives this past week

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 3:31 PM

Love this

[hasty mesa]

Jerry……

[dim ledge]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[hasty mesa]

Another 5 years of no NFC Championships

Rejoice

[dim ledge]

You wanna know some wild shit

The day after that happened school I work at went into lockdown at dismissal

Because of some students social media post

[hasty mesa]

I will say this about the unis

Easy to see the numbers

From afar

[slow violet]

How did Jerry lose both negotiations AGAIN

fire his agent bro 😭

[hasty mesa]

Ceedee is that guy so I don’t mind it

But Dak?

231 guaranteed

[smoky fable]

He moves slow for his age now

[amber grove]

Happens all the time now

[hasty mesa]

Maybe we should’ve believed him when he said all in

He was just delayed

He’s not getting any younger so

[amber grove]

All in to his liquor cabinet

[slow violet]

he created the greatest tweet ever

[hasty mesa]

Someone should tell Jerry that you can pay players earlier in the offseason

Does he remember that?

Or does he need someone to remind him

[slow violet]

legendary

[rustic ore]

1 more than what Watson got 3 years ago

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tandm1-tapedm1-taped1-tapebat1-gif-5328660056105452204

[dim ledge]

He isn't a real person

[hasty mesa]

Ty Skip Bayless

[rustic ore]

@restive vector how we feeling?

Also RIP my dream of Dak to the Giants

[hasty mesa]

Thank God we don’t have to talk about that anymore

[rustic ore]

I’ll blame it on UT jinxing it in his NFC video

[hasty mesa]

Good QBs in this class tho

Cam Ward to Giants

Unless DJ plays MVP ball

[slow violet]

lol you know in your heart, this ain't happening

[hasty mesa]

We gon find out!

I’m coping

Also speaking of

[slate lance]

Wait fields is starting?

[hasty mesa]

You have 1 hour

[slate lance]

LMAOOOOO

[hasty mesa]

To fill this out

[slow violet]

its ok i already have enough napkins 😭

[slow violet]

ya russ got a calf strain or some shit

[rustic ore]

Yup

[slow violet]

bruh Fields better play well because if he fumbles again, his career might be cooked

[hasty mesa]

Ok the unis look fire when they’re all together as a team

Hiding the pants and you mainly see helmets and jerseys

[amber grove]

He can look good after today

[slate lance]

Lmao bro too much happened before the games even started

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_memes/status/1832800133244670394?s=46

[hasty mesa]

Tyreek arrested
Fields in as QB1
Dak signed
What else?

Scriptwriters actually cooking

[slate lance]

Kendrick sb

[hasty mesa]

Oh yeah

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

2024 script

[slate lance]

Ig Chase playing without his deal

[hasty mesa]

Yep

[slate lance]

Bengals should’ve been handled that

[hasty mesa]

Is Haasan Reddick still holding out

[hasty mesa]

Yeah you’re gonna pay him lol

And it’s not a mistake

I’m confused

The longer you wait the more annoying and expensive it gets

Trent got paid right?

Niners settled both him and Aiyuk

[rustic ore]

Yup

[rustic ore]

They don’t want to set a precedent of them doing business with guys who still have 2 years left of their rookie deals, which considering Chase has had his 5th option used he does

[robust grotto]

That’s a $22 dollar meal if I’ve ever seen one

[hasty mesa]

Nabers number is gonna be crazy…..

His deal

What’s the market rn?

Who’s highest paid?

[robust grotto]

Lots of 1 jerseys ?

[hasty mesa]

Lots of LT

56

Nabers 1 probably hasn’t been delivered en masse yet

[robust grotto]

Always yeah and 10 ofc

[hasty mesa]

Yep

And 11 for Simms

No more 26 lol

It’s beautiful to see

[robust grotto]

Good!!!!

[rustic ore]

Be honest, there are still a bunch of 13s for Odell aren’t there?

[hasty mesa]

Surprisingly no

[robust grotto]

New York back baby, going to start the season 2-0 between today and tmw

[hasty mesa]

Haven’t see one yet

[robust grotto]

I don’t make the rules

[rustic ore]

Lame

[hasty mesa]

Lots of Manning near me

I love seeing obscure jerseys too

JPP!

[robust grotto]

Shockey and Bavaro are classics too

[hasty mesa]

Yeah the guard of my section is wearing Shockey

Underrated player

[robust grotto]

What a name lol

[short flame]

You play back to back?

[hasty mesa]

They jerseys look good top up

Ignoring pants

Naberssssss

He’s him

Such aura

I’m probably gonna go MIA during the game

And just enjoy it

[rustic ore]

Smart move

[hasty mesa]

Thibeodeux looks awesome

So excited for this year for him

Burns looks like a monster too

18 is here……

On Vikings

That’s a bad bad man

Banks vs Justin Jefferson

40 min till kickoff

Lawrence breaking down Huddle

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1832819856216891508?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) on X

Embracing Chicago: #Bears QB Caleb Williams has his nails painted orange with "#18 DA BEARS" as he prepares for his regular season debut.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 4:34 PM

Love that Caleb did this lol

Embrace the hate

Paint your nails every game

[smoky fable]

What the hell are those giants jerseys?

Oh my god

They look hideous

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1832815989441921355

https://fixupx.com/NFLonFOX/status/1832819155676106753

@dim ledge @proud coyote

It was that close

[hasty mesa]

They look better when the team is all together and in person

It’s the pants

Literally just the pants

Top up they’re fire

Tommy Devito is inactive

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1832819070019805280

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Russini: Packers reached out to Ryan Tannehill.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 4:31 PM

[hasty mesa]

Best move possible

He’s a solid fill-in guy

[smoky fable]

Yeah the pants make it look weird

[celest zephyr]

Lol man I hope Caleb does well because they're about to cook him if he fails 😭

[dim ledge]

The most shocking part of this video is how this mf pronounced Aiyuk

Brandon...Oak?

[sacred kite]

Yeah I just meant before the bills play bc Shakir is on my bench lol

[rustic mountain]

Respectfully, no way

[smoky fable]

Here we go

Nice start

He’s just feeding Conner

[sweet tree]

got the falcons on

[smoky fable]

Yeah on fox

[slate lance]

ACHANEEEE

[smoky fable]

Holy crap

Concerned on a 3rd and 13

[fleet orbit]

Caleb!

[smoky fable]

Shaheed td

Saints up

[robust grotto]

Sexy Dexy

[smoky fable]

Fumble. @hasty mesa

[smoky fable]

Nice fumble

[hasty mesa]

DEXYYYY

[slate lance]

tlaw almost threw a pick

[honest latch]

Bryce Young is bad 😭

[smoky fable]

That’s a generous call

Cardinals got bailed out

[slate lance]

BRO OUR DEFENSE

[smoky fable]

What happened

[slate lance]

quick ass 3 n out

sack on the first play

[rustic ore]

Campbell goes from detained to unleashed just like that

https://tenor.com/view/snap-thats-what-i-thought-gif-14792433

[smoky fable]

Td

Wilson

CARDS UP

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1832829775158595659

[rustic ore]

“Overthrow”

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-sarcastic-dr-evil-gif-11700948

[smoky fable]

Carolina might be fucked

[rustic ore]

Oh darling that happened years ago when Tepper bought the team

[smoky fable]

Them overthrowing hill gives me pain

[rustic mountain]

The good news: my defense is still good
The bad news: my offense is just as bad as I thought it'd be

4-13 here we come again

[rustic ore]

On the plus side TMac is gonna look damn sexy for y’all

[regal ether]

It’s not our year

[rustic ore]

He’ll even get to stay in Navy

[smoky fable]

There we go A Rich

CARDINALS BALL

FUMBLE

[rustic ore]

Strip sack

Noice

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1832832099335733395

[rustic ore]

Holy shit

[smoky fable]

Aaron jones td

[smoky fable]

Longest throw I’ve seen

He’s good

[rustic ore]

He threw a dime off balance

[sweet tree]

Kirk picked

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lilkirko-kirk-cousins-gif-27059845

[regal ether]

We up now

[rustic ore]

Jags fan?

I forget

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/urinatingtree/status/1832833403747508668?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[regal ether]

Steelers

[restive vector]

We feeling good

This is our year

[rustic ore]

Ah, my b

[regal ether]

Nah you good

[smoky fable]

Pollard td

[restive vector]

Pollard...

[smoky fable]

Well

Saints up 17-0

[rustic ore]

Caleb cooking with gas so far

🥵

[smoky fable]

Stevenson td

[smoky fable]

Took a bad sack

[rustic mountain]

Hey uh Cincinnati

You should uh. Be beating us Down

3 three and outs for Joe Burrow and company is something

[rustic ore]

They legit can’t help themselves but start slow every year

It’s astounding

[celest zephyr]

Wtf was that play

[rustic ore]

How the hell are the Colts and Texans already at half time?

[smoky fable]

Patterson

Of course Arthur smith

[celest zephyr]

Nice Play by CJ

[rustic ore]

Diggs has been fed. Now he’ll hopefully stop his pouting

Oof, Bills wipe out their own TD with a facemask

[smoky fable]

It was blatant

Would have been annoyed if it kept it

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1832838251029069886

Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) on X

Status alert: Jaylen Waddle headed to medical tent Sunday.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 5:47 PM

[celest zephyr]

Dude waddling to the medical tent as predicted

[sacred kite]

Yup we are gonna lose week one lol

[rustic ore]

Gosh the Panthers look depressing

[sacred kite]

Yeah they look so sad

[rustic ore]

I’m not even watching the game and they’re bumming me out

[smoky fable]

MHJ you dropped that

Oh my god

[dim kettle]

Vikings TD

[smoky fable]

He catches his first catch

[rustic ore]

Sam Darnold about to win Comeback player of the year

[smoky fable]

Panthers are horrid

[slate lance]

sam darnold 10/10??

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-necklace-yonkers-reaction-gif-7971335176165888017

[rustic ore]

Let KOC cook

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/JasonLieser/status/1832839045979803671

Jason Lieser (@JasonLieser) on X

Bears appear to have pulled RG Nate Davis. Ryan Bates is in for him, and Davis doesn't appear to be injured.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 5:50 PM

[slate lance]

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1832838741431378321?s=46&t=mdaJlUlPBR5wC0bGHt1gKA

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) on X

WR injuries: DJ Moore and Jaylen Waddle are both going to the medical tent.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 5:49 PM

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[smoky fable]

Touchdown

James Conner

[willow galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/cincinnati-bengals-griddy-who-dey-dancing-dance-gif-4539115047877453560

[smoky fable]

Cardinals 17-3

[slate lance]

CARDINALS COOKING LFGGG

[smoky fable]

Yep

[willow galleon]

Tf are the bills doing?

[smoky fable]

James Conner killing me. @honest umbra

Sigh

[robust grotto]

Lmao they’re obsessed with running Jones

[hollow wind]

Justin Jefferson gimme dem POINTSSS

[robust grotto]

Wtf is coaching doing @hasty mesa

[smoky fable]

This is rough

[robust grotto]

Lack of player execution is one thing but holy crap stop calling plays where he runs

[hollow wind]

What’s going on with MHJ, not watching the game

Why he ain’t doing anything

[smoky fable]

They’re just running the ball more

It’s working

[hollow wind]

Rip

Oh hell yeah Rhamondre got a TD

[willow galleon]

Are you ficking kidding me?

[rustic mountain]

Lmao

[willow galleon]

We're selling

[smoky fable]

FUMBLES

WHY DID I NOT KEEP MY PATRIOTS PICK

MY GOD

I chose them too

[rustic mountain]

Gotta say our D is legit or Cincinnati is ass

There is no in between

[willow galleon]

Atlesst I have Stevinson in fantasy

[rustic mountain]

Stevenson having a decent first half

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-necklace-yonkers-reaction-gif-7971335176165888017

[rustic ore]

TLaw to Thomas

[smoky fable]

Td

[slate lance]

fucking hell

[hollow wind]

Miami in trouble

[rustic ore]

Phins getting cooked

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/house-stay-home-stay-safe-comfy-sleep-gif-16703054

[hollow wind]

Poor Panthers man

[torn gale]

I have Brian Thomas as well

[rustic mountain]

Hard to have the Florida sun on your side when your opponent is also from Florida lol

[torn gale]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[dim kettle]

I don’t feel bad for the Panthers. They didn’t feel bad when the Bucs were total shit.

[smoky fable]

Me too

[willow galleon]

Wtf are we doing?

[dim kettle]

I’m loving the chaos so far this Sunday

[rustic mountain]

Chaos is one word to use

I am fully expecting the Bengal beat down in the second half

But it's weird rn

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nfl/status/1832843489744462001?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[proud coyote]

Forgot to set my lineup in this league lol

Poor panthers lol

[dim kettle]

The Dave Canales era starting out well

[hollow wind]

OH SHIT

what a catch

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1832843887213175249?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[smoky fable]

Bears

Oh my god

17-0 titans

[hollow wind]

Levis cookin them

[dim kettle]

The Titans I didn’t know about. A mystery box rn

[slate lance]

PITTS TD

[willow galleon]

I prefer "bullshit"

[smoky fable]

That’s not a RPT

RTP

ROBBED OF A SACK

[celest zephyr]

TITANS are COoKING

[smoky fable]

BULLSHIT

Allen td

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/bleacherreport/status/1832845164374577348?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[torn gale]

You ever walk into a season with no hope and are still let down

[dim kettle]

[rustic mountain]

10-0 Pats. Huh.

[dim kettle]

Maybe the Giants should've gotten Darnold.

And now the fans are booing.

[robust grotto]

I am not kidding

They should drop him at half

[rustic mountain]

How bad is the Giants game??

[robust grotto]

Who’s even the back up

Drew Lock

Yeah I would put Lock to start the half

[rustic mountain]

Oh 14-3 that's not bad bad

[robust grotto]

@hasty mesa

[rustic mountain]

Is Danny Derpin?

[robust grotto]

No they can’t move the ball

No derping tbh

just bad, not even mistakes

[hasty mesa]

Daboll is getting fired

[robust grotto]

Just like actually unable to do anything

[hasty mesa]

If this is all season

[robust grotto]

Ad the coaching is like wtf

[dim kettle]

Danny Derps has 55 yards total passing rn

[hasty mesa]

Horrible play calling!

Do you see this

[robust grotto]

Why are they forcing him to run so much

[hasty mesa]

2 QB designed runs in a row

[robust grotto]

Yeah they called at least 10 run plays for him

[hasty mesa]

Daboll what the hell

[hollow wind]

Yikers Carolina…

[robust grotto]

Yep that one 2nd and 5 run and then 3rd and 2 run

[hasty mesa]

I was like???????

Why did we draft Nabers

[dim kettle]

I love this timeline where the Panthers are the new Skidmarks

[torn gale]

There’s always the Knicks. Or college football

[smoky fable]

30-0 saints

[hasty mesa]

Danny hasn’t been great but goddamn this calling is horrendous

[rustic mountain]

Carolina is in a hell of their own design

[hasty mesa]

Carolina is looking like 2023 Giants opener vs Cowboys

At least they have a first round pick this time!

[slate lance]

HE SHORTTTTT

WTFF

[hollow wind]

Arizona please get Marvin involved in the 2nd half

[rustic mountain]

My gf meeting me for the first time

[torn gale]

We are going to start 1-5 then win meaningless games so that we miss out on the top 3 qbs

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-the-boys-season-4-s4-gif-7301746694496853516

[hasty mesa]

Nah we’ll be in trade up mode

We’re drafting a QB

[slate lance]

its over jets won the afc east

im donw

[hasty mesa]

Remember that it’s still week 1 and we have no idea who these teams are yet

[dim kettle]

I will say, Darnold looked pretty good the last half of the 2022 season in Carolina. So, it's worth to never drop your guard with him.

[rustic mountain]

It'll be a dark time if Ayahuasca Rodgers wins the east

[torn gale]

It’s week one and I’ve lost all the hope I never even had

[hasty mesa]

Daboll is calling like he wants to get fired

[hollow wind]

I’m sorry but I wouldn’t even pretend to have hope as a giants fan with Jones and that o-line

[hasty mesa]

Oline is fine

[dim kettle]

Jets/GIants/Mets/Nets fans be like:

[slate lance]

JETS JETS JETS JETS

[dim ledge]

What the hell was I thinking taking Carolina

[hasty mesa]

Not the problem today

[slate lance]

J

E

T

S

JETS JETS JETS JETS

[rustic mountain]

No more drunk pickems

[torn gale]

The state of New York sports

[hasty mesa]

The problem is Jones missing some passes + horrible play calling

[dim kettle]

8/16 55 yards

[torn gale]

Welcome to the giants Quinn ewers

[rustic mountain]

Arizona please. Do the thing

[hollow wind]

James Cook isn’t doing terrible but I need him to score lol

[rustic mountain]

God I hate the Bills

[celest zephyr]

So like is every quarterback in last years draft good except Bryce Young wtf

[dim kettle]

It's always funny that you hate them when that was Brady's bitch for almost 20 years.

[smoky fable]

Never picking those bums again

[slate lance]

fields playing pretty decent

[smoky fable]

Trying

Defense is atrocious

[rustic mountain]

Josh Allen makes a man crazy

[slate lance]

why trey got only 3 catches

[dim kettle]

Okay. I was ready to see you say, "I even hated them when elite QB J. P. Losman was playing for them"

[robust grotto]

The mix of the two has been nasty work

[celest zephyr]

Man fuck Josh Allen , give the ball to James cook

[silk pine]

Squealers and bungles both losing currently

It's beautiful

[torn gale]

LSU at 16 and Clemson at 22 I’ll take it

[hollow wind]

Bijan not getting anything going really so far

[hollow wind]

I agree!

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/BlackFlagMatter/status/1832848624524652648

Darian Gilliam (@BlackFlagMatter) on X

Need to replace the Panthers with the St.Louis Battlehawks 💀

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 6:28 PM

[slate lance]

dawg

i feel so bad for bryce

[smoky fable]

He just might not be it

[hollow wind]

It’s both

[dim kettle]

Really was the worst place to go to.

[hollow wind]

I don’t think he’s it but like also.. that team is just straight up awful

[dim kettle]

I didn't find him all that special to begin with. But dude, he's getting Brady Quinn out there.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1832847127203975400

Greg Auman (@gregauman) on X

Wow. Saints now up 30-0 on Panthers, still in first half. Saints have run 34 plays, Panthers have 34 yards of total offense.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 6:23 PM

[smoky fable]

Yeah everything is bad

[hollow wind]

Sad

[dim kettle]

Weaker arm Kyler Murray is just put in a shitty spot.

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/FourVerts/status/1832848369389342911

charles (“you look good” - andy reid) mcdonald (@FourVerts) on X

dave canales looks so sad

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 6:27 PM

@rustic ore

Look what the panthers did to this man

It’s only WEEK 1

[smoky fable]

Doesn’t have the mobility either

[dim kettle]

I would feel bad the Panthers. But then I remember they didn't feel bad for the Bucs when they were bad and I smile.

[dim ledge]

Xavier Legette I'm sorry

You don't deserve this

[hollow wind]

Caleb missing some pretty easy throws

[dim kettle]

Dave Canales was a lot better than Leftwich as OC in Tampa. But I remember just the amount of people overrating him late in the year. Pretending like this guy was the most conservative playcaller and couldn't get a good run game going.

[hollow wind]

Oh shit Dak dripped out

[slate lance]

im not gonna sit here and act like patriots d not good tho

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1832850358030221612

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) on X

Bryce Young...

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 6:35 PM

[silk pine]

My god the new kickoff shit is terrible

Not making it to the landing zone starts the offense at the 40????

[rustic mountain]

Cicny fumbles the punt return

Omgg

Lmao

[hollow wind]

Fields sacked

[dim kettle]

Giants run D rn

💀

[slate lance]

DARNOOD

[hollow wind]

Minnesota TD

[dim kettle]

The Giants are as dead as these ugly af unis rn.

[hollow wind]

Giants getting cooked by Sam Darnold 😔

[dim kettle]

His old home too mind you.

[smoky fable]

Giants getting cooked

[dim kettle]

All I can say, Giant fans. The Knicks season is coming soon. Unless you're a Nets fan

https://fixupx.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1832851705987547279

[willow galleon]

The Bengals looking like a bunch of bums

[dim kettle]

Bumgals

[hollow wind]

All I’m saying is you guys better involve Chris Godwin today

[willow galleon]

🖕

[smoky fable]

What are the falcons doing?

[dim kettle]

I swear if we lose to Washington.

[smoky fable]

Bad snap and Steelers recover the fumble

[willow galleon]

Being the falcons

[smoky fable]

Hits the tight end dwelley

[hollow wind]

Oh lol you’re a play ahead, I just saw Bijan get the first down

[robust grotto]

Giants stink

[hollow wind]

Yep and there it is

TJ Watt

[slim nacelle]

Quick question do y’all watch specific games or redzone?

[smoky fable]

Both

[dim kettle]

I'm mainly watching the Giants and Viks rn

[willow galleon]

Depends on if the bengals are on or not

[smoky fable]

Jaylen waddle ruled out

[hollow wind]

Oooh

Nabers big catch

[dim kettle]

A rare Giants catch

[rustic ore]

I’m sure he hasn’t looked that sad since his wife made him co-author a book about how he cheated on her

[hollow wind]

These jerseys look so stupid lmao

[dim kettle]

Sad unis for a sad team

[smoky fable]

What the hell

[willow galleon]

Ew

[hollow wind]

Jones sacked

[dim kettle]

The dude had all the time in the world too

[rustic ore]

This is true btw

[smoky fable]

Never knew that

[dim kettle]

Danny Derps learning from the pro Fields of staying in the pocket forever and eating a sack

[smoky fable]

Welp

[willow galleon]

Sadder then when my school banned headphones

[rustic ore]

Hence why I occasionally call him a slut

That and leaving for a division rival to be their HC

But mostly the cheating part

Mostly

[smoky fable]

Bruce young is ass

This is horrible

https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1832853773011611918

Benjamin Solak (@BenjaminSolak) on X

folks

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 6:49 PM

[rustic ore]

Could’ve had CJ but the Tepper’s wanted Young

Sucks to suck

[dim kettle]

Hey, not many chances to get a head coaching job in the NFL. Just find it odd so many thought he was special when they couldn't run the ball for shit.

Like, the best way I could explain Canales was at least he wasn't Leftwich

[hollow wind]

CJ went to a better situation. Happy for him

[smoky fable]

Daniel jones is horrible. @hasty mesa

I am legitimately sorry you have to watch this giants performance

[hollow wind]

Man… Bryce Young’s face looks so sad. Literally on the verge of tears poor guy

[dim kettle]

40 million a year bad.

[smoky fable]

They’re getting out of it after this year

[hollow wind]

Yea

This team is hard stuck bad until they make a QB change (among other needed changes)

[dim kettle]

I warn them. I said this was gonna be like Blake Bortles contract. Didn't listen

[proud coyote]

Justin fields is rough to watch

[hollow wind]

He started off pretty well it looked like

Guess it’s gone downhill

Not really watching that game

[dim kettle]

Fields is basically a more athletic Mitch Trubisky. Looking like it's similar results to when Mitch was a Steeler.

[proud coyote]

Even worse in the pocket than Mitch

[smoky fable]

And still the Steelers will have black magic to make the playoffs with him and a washed up Wilson

I guarantee it

Along with a winning record… barely

[dim kettle]

Standard is the standard

[celest zephyr]

depressing

we litearlly can't score a singl;e point against the patriots

its embarassing 😭

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/SamMonsonNFL/status/1832854996515463194

[hollow wind]

Defense doing some heavy lifting

[dim kettle]

I hate the Rays just decide now it's the time to beat the O's when the season doesn't matter anymore.

[rustic ore]

He had the checkdown wide open too

[celest zephyr]

the crazy thing is , every single quarterback in that draft is doing well but him.... thats just a tough look

Even will levis looks good

[rustic mountain]

Me when the Jays start hitting and beating good teams

[hollow wind]

BEARS

[smoky fable]

Murray fumbled

Fuck

[proud coyote]

Jesus Christ

[smoky fable]

Bills ball

[hollow wind]

Jonathon Owens

[dim kettle]

There's nothing elite about him. But I was told I was wrong by many.

[short flame]

How is the game?

[sweet tree]

yikes

[rustic ore]

Hey did you know he’s married to Simone Biles?

[hollow wind]

I did indeed

[rustic ore]

I do because announcers won’t shut the fuck up about it

[smoky fable]

Cousins got crushed

[short flame]

Are they showing her every time there’s a chance??

[rustic ore]

They do if he makes a play

[hollow wind]

All you’re doing is helping the Yankees 😭

[rustic ore]

And if she’s there

[dim kettle]

Doesn't matter. Mr Houston is always waiting to kick them out.

[short flame]

I wonder if they’ll milk it as much as they can

[hollow wind]

saints scored again???

[smoky fable]

40-3

God damn

[rustic ore]

Allen coaching like his job depends on it

[smoky fable]

Shakir td

[rustic ore]

Cause it kinda does this year

[smoky fable]

And the bills receivers score

[hollow wind]

Lmao funny td

[smoky fable]

Bills up 24-17

[dim kettle]

First game of the year for them. I got a question for the Panthers. How do you make Carolina fans want to see the Hornets season more?

[hollow wind]

Can they please score with James Cook next time

Plz

[dawn tapir]

pats defense are are strangling the bengals

[dim kettle]

Truly is Home Alone the bad ending

[torn gale]

This is just typical pre week 5 bengals

[willow galleon]

The is umbearngal

[smoky fable]

Pickens man

[hasty mesa]

[smoky fable]

Cooking

[dawn tapir]

there we go bengals finally get a td

[hollow wind]

As someone who lived there and went to both of these teams’ games quite a lot, most Charlotte based fans stand united as they celebrate the eternal poverty of their pro sports teams. Like, you go to a hornets game and the stadium is only half full but the fans there are just fucking around and embracing the shitness

[rustic mountain]

Bengals score so that means they will probably win this game as the offense figured it out. Was fun for a little

[short flame]

Oh nice. It as 10-17 last time I checked. I’m relieved

[hasty mesa]

DJ pick 6

[smoky fable]

Jones pick 6

[hollow wind]

LOL

[rustic ore]

I like how Burrow’s douchey looking ESPN profile pick is somehow still better looking than his current eminem inspired look

[hollow wind]

get him outta there

[dim kettle]

First game of the season.

[celest zephyr]

Bro that's crazy 😭

[hasty mesa]

Daboll is fired

100%

DJ gone

[celest zephyr]

We have 0 points against the Patriots 😭

[hasty mesa]

Bill Belichek HC and he drafts his QB

[dawn tapir]

how are the giants letting Sam Darnold beat them right now oh right cause jones might be even worse

[hollow wind]

The pitchforks are gonna come out, they’ll have no choice

[torn gale]

Daboll is gonna get one more year

[hollow wind]

Lowkey based

[celest zephyr]

Loool I feel bad for Daboll man , even he didn't want to pay Daniel Jones

[proud coyote]

Darnold is a one read QB, but they can’t even cover that

[rustic ore]

Moss in for 6

[torn gale]

Daboll is gonna get a season without Daniel jones. Even though part of this is on him

Doesn’t bill want gm control

[celest zephyr]

yes

[torn gale]

Yeah I don’t want that

[smoky fable]

KYLER

[torn gale]

I just want to know if it gets better

[smoky fable]

nice run

[celest zephyr]

But ya he should get one more season without DJ because DJ is a pack of ass

[torn gale]

Is it possible for us to be semi stable at the qb position again

[hollow wind]

Regretting drafting Singletary. Nothing good is gonna come out of this offense

[torn gale]

Bro drafted a giants player

Your fault

[hollow wind]

Oooh panthers almost fumbled

Lmao

[dim kettle]

Let this be a lesson for NFL team with the NY Giants and Danny Derps. Sometimes limited players are limited and will remain limited players.

[torn gale]

40m a year for a guy who accumulated 22 total touchdowns and 3700 total yards at his best

If I wasn’t numb already I’d be mad

Only way this gets worse is if Danny gets injured and messes with our cap space

[dim kettle]

The only question I have for the Giants is did you really have to stick with DJ for another year?

[celest zephyr]

Is Daniel Jones the worst quarterback in the NFL be honest

I think yes

[robust grotto]

He might be

[willow galleon]

I'm not mad just disappointed

[robust grotto]

It’s painful

[dim kettle]

I think he's below average at best.

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/1832858932441936313

[hollow wind]

Starting QB? He’s definitely up there

[torn gale]

I invite everyone to check on the giants qb room since like 2015

[dim kettle]

I just don't know what the Giants front office was trying to prove with keeping DJ for another year

[celest zephyr]

Why don't they Tyrod Taylor or Joe Flacco?

[torn gale]

Daboll scheme and an easy schedule let them to believe they could fix him

[celest zephyr]

They are way better

[torn gale]

We had tyrod and he was ok

But not a long term guy

[celest zephyr]

Ya but neither is DJ

[torn gale]

Honestly just tank

Season is over

[celest zephyr]

Lool true 🤣

Game 1 seasons over 🤣🤣🤣

[torn gale]

But the giants way is to win a couple late in the season and miss out on a top 5 pick

[hollow wind]

I mean, you’re gonna play the dude you gave 40 mil aren’t you lol

[torn gale]

Random eagles win incoming

[dim kettle]

Like. Let's face it, Jones wasn't even this current FO guy. He was drafted by a previous failed regime. I just don't know why they continue to hit their wagon.

[dawn tapir]

well giants with the panthers existing at least you aren't the worst team right now

[torn gale]

Because the giants organization sucks ass

[celest zephyr]

Didn't the giants have a chance to get Russell Wilson for like 1 million ?

[torn gale]

We are living off A Super Bowl nearly 15 years old

[celest zephyr]

He's washed but even he's better loool

[rustic ore]

It’s him or Bryce

Coin toss

[hollow wind]

The QB position makes teams desperate and irrational like no other.

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1832859724561187063

[smoky fable]

etienne

[slate lance]

did juda forgot to take higgins off?

[smoky fable]

why did you fumble before the goal line

[smoky fable]

ye

he forgot to set his lineup

[torn gale]

Davis Webb, Jake Fromm, tyrod, Daniel jones, washed Eli, Mike glennon, etc

Bottom 3 qb room for the last decade

But we beat the patriots 14 years ago!

[dim kettle]

Can I just say. The Texans new away unis confuse the hell out of me. I just expect red numbers and they're not there anymore

[torn gale]

Gonna draft skill position players and waste their prime with shitty coaching and team management

[willow galleon]

Can I just say they also look horrible

[dim kettle]

Welcome to the Bucs old QB room before Brady.

[slate lance]

TYREEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[torn gale]

Feels great

[dawn tapir]

damn tyreek 80 yard td

[smoky fable]

td?

LETS GO

TYREEK TD

LETS COOK

[dim kettle]

Well, Darnold got picked.

[smoky fable]

stroud picked

never mind hold

[torn gale]

The Knicks became a consistent playoff team before the giants got their act together

[smoky fable]

only the police can lock tyreek down

[dim kettle]

Jalen Brunson will save tons of NY fans from horrible football

[torn gale]

He will indeed

Hopefully the team stays healthy

[dim kettle]

*Blue tent *

[dim ledge]

Thank you Lord Brunson

[dawn tapir]

texans td with mixon

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1832861705346650148

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1832861868785844226

[dawn tapir]

pats get a fg now 16-7

[rustic mountain]

Hey we might actually beat the Bengals

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/nick_underhill/status/1832861312788894003

Nick Underhill (@nick_underhill) on X

Marshon Lattimore has a hamstring injury. He's questionable

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:19 PM

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bender-futurama-neat-wow-gif-5744318

[willow galleon]

I swear to God if the Bengals lose.

[rustic mountain]

Losing to my Jacoby Brissett led pats wouldn't be a fun time I am sure

[hollow wind]

Caleb stinker

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/futurerama-bender-leela-laugh-serious-gif-4859894

[dim kettle]

Imagine losing to the Pats.

[rustic mountain]

Joe Burrow be like: maybe

[dim kettle]

*Jets

[rustic mountain]

I'd love to. But I think the streak stops this year

[dim kettle]

The streak ended last ye-

[slate lance]

DOWNS

DOWNS

S

S

[dim kettle]

OMG

[smoky fable]

????

What happened

[slate lance]

TURNOVER ON DOWNS BY JAX

[torn gale]

Will we score a touchdown ever

[smoky fable]

Shadow is going crazy too

Ah

[dim kettle]

A pick in the endzone. The Giants, man

[smoky fable]

Giants and Steelers only teams to not score a td

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-necklace-yonkers-reaction-gif-7971335176165888017

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1832863210166206600

ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) on X

Saquon 3TD + Giants looking like 💩 = sports radio mayhem in New York tomorrow.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:26 PM

[rustic ore]

Alright Richardson, I see you

[dawn tapir]

wow colts with a 54 yard td

[torn gale]

Every other sports team I watch is keeping me from losing it

[dim kettle]

Can't wait to listen to WFAN after all this:

[dawn tapir]

bills td

[dim kettle]

-Yet

[smoky fable]

Let’s see

Let’s go

[sweet tree]

lmfao steelers

should've just kicked the fg

[torn gale]

Please

[smoky fable]

Josh Allen scored two tds

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1832863536068133187

[dawn tapir]

burrow sacked

[willow galleon]

I love McPherson

[dim kettle]

There's just something funny about this. DJ get's a contract right after beating a shitty Vikings D in the Wild Card and here we are week 1 looking like total garbage against the same team.

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1832864474409419017

[smoky fable]

Cards kickoff td

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/3k7U4wHUu5s

[rustic ore]

Finally people can stop bitching about the new kick off

Instant result

[dawn tapir]

96 yard td

[dim kettle]

I'm ready for this

[smoky fable]

James Conner got the 2 point conversion

3 point game

[rustic mountain]

Germany keeps getting garbage damn

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-desperate-i-need-a-drink-that70s-kitty-forman-gif-25152005

[rustic mountain]

Last year they had Mac Jones vs Indy's backup. This year giants v panthers

[rustic ore]

The closest the US will come to committing a war crime in Germany

[torn gale]

Don’t think this can even be qualified as a professional game

[smoky fable]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1832865028808339666

[rustic mountain]

I am so glad that this was Buffalo who fucked up

Just glorious

[dim kettle]

Not a professional game but a

TANK BOWL!

[torn gale]

Tank bowl might be too generous

This calls for something greater

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/kfitz134/status/1832865353916891473

katherine fitzgerald (@kfitz134) on X

Josh Allen is getting looked at by athletic trainers on the sideline right now, looks to be left hand

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:35 PM

[torn gale]

DJ is the greatest finesser of this generation

[dim kettle]

Oh yeah. my bad.

SUPER TANK BOWL!

[rustic ore]

Plus side in the LB one changing his last name to Hines-Allen. Now we know which one they’re talking about

[dim ledge]

We're still giving those people grief for ww2

[hollow wind]

Rhamondre Stevenson been pretty big for me today lol. Making up for Marvin getting me fuck all

[rustic ore]

We did na- I’m not going for the low hanging fruit

[dim kettle]

The football gods trying to speed up Sean McDermott's inevitable firing rn

[short flame]

This team is nothing without Allen. This was so bad

[dim ledge]

Those poor Germans are gonna have to try to understand Xavier Legette

[hollow wind]

LOL

LEVIS

WTF

😭😭😭😭

[smoky fable]

What happened

[hollow wind]

omg

[dawn tapir]

texans td

[smoky fable]

Who scored

[smoky fable]

?

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1832866442141733249

Greg Auman (@gregauman) on X

Bryce Young's worst passer rating in any of 16 games as a rookie last year? 48.0. His passer rating today, trailing Saints 40-10? 22.1 right now. 9-for-20, 106 yards, 2 INT with a rushing TD.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2024, 7:39 PM

[dawn tapir]

stroud to diggs 2 yards

[hollow wind]

Was under pressure, about to get sacked but then just flipped it up trying to throw it out probably and then bears guy picked it up for pick 6

Awful

[rustic ore]

Diggs

[smoky fable]

Horrible

[hollow wind]

Gonna cost them the game

[modest totem]

Ahhhhh I'm so glad football is back

[smoky fable]

Diggs 2 tds

[dim ledge]

Jesus

[smoky fable]

I see you benefit

[hollow wind]

Bears converted for 2

7 point game