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romeu ain't all that great, just average
Lmfao Xavi gets a card like every single game
Isak cut on head
Dude
Donnaruma is fucking cracked
He just saved their ass like 3 times in a row
Can you play like that for Italy please
Oh wow
Newcastle should be 2 up
LMAO
Yup goal
2-0
Still Donnaruma was the only one doing shit during that play
Dan Burn
Yooooo
This group is crazy because all these teams are good and bad at the same time
Newcastle is cooking

these guys playing us off the park
Handball was too crowded
🚨🚨| GOAL: Dan Burn’s goal has been GIVEN!
Newcastle 2-0 PSG
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Couldn’t tell there
damn what going on with psg
Ferran Torres my boy
Newcastle crowd boost +10
yeah some bad communication from them
nice finish ferran
🚨🚨| GOAL: Ferran Torres gives Barca the lead.
Porto 0-1 Barcelona
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🦈
Bro we might have found the answer
Oh wow
sub torres in
Porto should’ve gotten a pen
and he always pops off
yeah ferran off the bench >>>
Yea was surprised it wasnt given
But think taremi might have lost control of the ball
More importantly, they should be up like 3-0
or the tackle kounde did
Nah kounde tackle on taremi
oh that
@TrollFootball clear pen
https://t.co/tBgD8rMgaF
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it looked 50/50 to me so idk
Porto gonna regret not putting this game away
Could care less for other teams shout for pens
when we didn’t get anything last season
game is the game
esp in champions league against inter Milan where the hand ball went against us lol
even their coach was surprised lol
Who’s pitching?
If the Rangers win this game, they will advance to be a ALDS
To go againSt the Baltimore orioles, and the rays will be eliminated
HT | Newcastle 2-0 PSG
xG: 0.72-0.20
Shots: 8-4
Shots on target: 4-0
Possession: 31%-69%
Accurate passes: 102-258
Corners: 1-4
Nathan Evoldi for the Rangers and Zach Eflin for the rays
How do PSG have Mbappe dembele Ramos kolo and only@produce 0.20 XG?
Oh my god
Both high-quality starterS

With hakimi on the flanks too
I wonder that too
Hakimi stinks
nuno is better ngl
Mbappe is nearly 25 years old
Evoldi is doing insane though 3 innings 5 Ks 2 hits
He needs to leave this god forsaken club
And the RANGERS HAVE SCORED - A HOMER!!!
Adolis Garcia
Monster hitter
!!!!!!!
1-0 top of the 4th?!?!!!
@dim kettle is crying
That rays discord in meltdown
I think one of the mods there is breaking down on anyone being realistic rn
thank you trey
416 foot Moon Shot 🌙
To be frank, Time, IDK how any Rays fan is surprised by the Rays not showing up. The team has no killer instinct in October.
Donnaruma vs Newcastle
Yandy, Randy, J-Lowe are clear good ones to have. But they need to blow up everything else at bat.
Loan + Obligation to buy
his saves been immaculate
Let’s do it
Yeah don been carrying psg with good saves
Donnarumma 3 great saves against Newcastle 40'
https://t.co/popA5suhny
💖 3
He can’t stop them all though
3rd one doesn’t really count but he almost got it
ye
Rays are down 4-0 after an implosion by the starting pitching
difficult to get to the other end
Eflin where you at?!?
I can't even talk in the Rays discord rn because they're in denial rn.
Banning people for stupid reasons.
@robust grotto HE SAID THE THING
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Crazy game
【QRT of Terrell Mallory (@_Twinndiesel):】
'Lol Blitz the league was one of the best football games ever. Shit was so raw'
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Rays score a run challenge (impossible)
Shouldn’t have picked the rays
Lololol
It's gonna be hard to ever believe they'll win anything with this core if they can't even score a run in two games.
Eovaldi of all people cooking them 😭
Or if they can’t blow a 8-1 lead
It's like, win 99 games in the regular season and then choke over and over again. It's not ideal.
tbh also sucks our top 3 pitchers are all out... and our top one just blew 4 runs
Hahaha we win like 90 to do the same thing
The team isn't built for playoff baseball.
NEWCASTLE
Gooooaaallllllllll


Newcastle are COOKING
Newcastle down
psg are actually finished wth?
🚨🚨| GOAL: Longstaff scores and Newcastle have THREE!
Newcastle 3-0 PSG
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i expected them to walk this game
this is an ass whooping
Never mind you can keep him
the funny thing is
the saudis have barely started to spend. They bought some good players but the core is still the same that sucked ass a couple of years ago
Bottom of the 5th inning 5-0 Rangers
Complete pitching implosion by zach Eflin 4 EARNED RUN
that's donnarumma tbh
hella inconsistent
makes some unreal saves
and then has a HOWLER
that's how it is with him
I feel for the pitchers. But the pitching is far from the problems the Rays have rn. If it was 1-0 rn, it wouldn't be much of a difference.
omg Porto shot just wide
I miss the Euro 2021 version of him
I'd Sub romeu off and put in Fermin, need some legs
I think Haaland transformed lol
That team is just accepting their destiny rn
he score yet?
Dortmund Milan game mad boring
I think this may be the time I just stop believing the Rays will ever have a chance of winning with this core. Like, the team is never gonna raise the payroll to get depth at bat, none of these guys have proven to show up when it matters most. I just refuse to believe how next year or the year after is gonna be any different.
I never thought that Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff would be scoring against PSG
That’s it huh
In which optimism dies: Tampa Bay Rays Playoff edition 7.0
From an outsider. You see the 30+ scoreless innigns in the post season. Do you see this team ever making a run?
I already had my concern it was gonna happen again.
Unfortunately, it never changes with the Rays
That might as well be eliminated rn.
True true
MATS
It's always like that though.
He make a save?
Not yet but a miracle needs to happen
been a beast this game
Yeah I understand why, you can’t have 4 overlapping games
psg scored, 3-2
It just sucks that people end up missing them as a result
Can’t make everyone happy
who scored
The commentators cooked the ref lol
Anyway I’m on my way to The Pebble tonight @dim ledge
For the red star game
I'd blow up the hitting core besides a few names. But I can imagine Peter Bendix in a press conferences like, "This year is disappointing, but our guys are talented and we'll be back next time around."
He went to review the most obvious pen
Rangas Debuls
And they were like "Look at him running so proudly like he did something"
Wish my ears luck boys
Like, I'm in San Jose Sharks fan mode with the Rays. Next year never comes.
6-0!!!!!!! MARCUS SEIMIEN
DOUBLE?!!!!!!!!!
Pen 
Porto
It’s still 3-1
Relatable
It’s okay bud, sports are about the journey
that was a hb on Eustaquio too I think
Finally we are at the bottom of the 6th.
Rays stop choking so that
Games can go by quicker
Nooo disallowed
I KNEW IT
good call ref
the Porto player also handballed it before cancelo did his handball
oh lol
PSG coming here with a 442
No respect
What did they think was gonna happen
Ugarte had a hall of shame performance
33 scoreless for the rays
Begovic RC 💀 @thorn hornet
If they go 35 scoreless innings streak in the postseason they will break historical records 😆
Gavi lol
Pedro goal
It's literally Gavi 💀
Omg Newcastle again
Screamer
Schar LOL
He always tries those
Is there perhaps any possibility
He gets motm
Defense showed out
MATS might get it...
I could see it, made a couple of stops too
🚨🚨| GOAL: Schar makes it four.
Newcastle 4-1 PSG
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oh my god
what a goal
What a goal
Slipped while scoring
that's unreal, honestly would like to see newcastle progress
what a beatdown
Alvarez also scored a banger
Rays scorreeeeww woooooooo
lmao
Oh my, it's heated in the Rays discord rn
The rays dodge history congrats
What is happening
I told that one dude to watch ACM vs Dortmund
lol ended up being the worst game today
One guy threw an ad hominem attack at me after calling him out.
No one keeps the Rays scoreless for 34 innings in a row 💪 😤
Bochy playoff time
Yikes
https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1709669712102040003 @hasty mesa @robust grotto not to make a bad situation worse but
😬
Yikes
I always avoid any server/subreddit of a team cause is legit the worst fucking sites no matter which team lol
ad hominem
That is not saying much
That is hilarious
LOL
Dude is charmin soft
Plays like it too
This dude is a riot
To do list for the Champions League tonight:
-Laugh at Barcelona.
-Laugh at Man City.
-Laugh at PSG.
-Laugh at Haaland for not scoring.
We will be there.
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Not bad tbf

Some context though, He was basically saying, "i can't even with you postseason performance people." And I went "And I can't with people who are drinking the Kool-Aid and accepting the regular season awards instead of winning a championship"
And then the pic happened.
That Buccs Super Bowl and Lightning Stanley cups was at the cost of the Rays not having success
Worth it
Hey, I'd take it.
But it sucks I haven't seen a baseball title yet. Something to relate with the Yinzer with.
If I was in your shoes and was primarily a MLB Fan this would suck so hard
Baseball is my second favorite sport next to hockey, so yeah it hurts a lot.
Can’t be more than disappointed if you’re a filthy casual like I am 
NBA is my main one, and as a Raptors fan in that one, the Lebronto years were painful lol
Got a chip thanks to fun guy tho so it's something
Apparently, because I'm a Bolts fan I'm an Armchair fan. 
Now they are mid
It was only that one guy that caught my attention. Dude was trying to cope so hard by saying the regular season is what truly matters and playoff failure doesn't mean a failure of a season.
That's such a stupid take
I get copium
But bro you play to get into the playoffs for a reaspn
Well, that's the abridged version of it at least.
Reason
Wander alone makes it a failure
It's one thing if you're the Royals or something and you're building and you get to the playoffs
It's another to be a juggernaut who was second only to Baltimore and you flop
That is ridiculous
Wander Franco is a failure on baseball as a whole
He was sugarcoating a lot of things. Like, "Eflin just had a bad game." Yeah... a bad game in the most important game of the year." Like it kinda matters.
You are a rays fan?
Ooooof
Another Tampa boy.
What happened to the rays?
They choked.
Offense went to Cancun
About to be eliminated from playoffs unless miracle
They have 1 run in 2 days of playoffs?
Yes
They need to blow up the hitting core besides a few names and they won't do it.
Dont worry Shadow, if our bats stay in Cancun too, we will be joining you
They almost made history too
Sab Correa getting bichette at home was just unfortunate yesterday
Yeah, thankfully that won't be over my head next season
I believe the Blue Jays will come back
Correa shoulda been a Met
Rays and Jays both will not be eliminated
Gdi
Blue jays have a shot they are doing decently this game
A man can hope
That was such a weird thing with the medicals
Thought he was a Giant
Rays are just not good enough and it's hard to really say how to fix it. It's like the Leafs situation. You can only fix so much.
He was everything
Till the doctors did a scan of his foot
And then they all backed away
He was an Astro a giant a met
But at the end of the day, he’s a twin
Def need more marquee hitters
But ik it’s hard because it’s TB
I think it's a killer instinct problem with the Rays. Even if Wander and B-Lowe were playing rn, I guarantee you, there wouldn't be much of a difference.
Really says something when Gausman gets tagged for 3 runs but Berrios so far has kept the Twins silent
Twins just know how to hit Gaus
Says a lot
Hey if nothing else, you guys helped break one of the saddest postseason streaks in history
Fuck that
But then again, one guy going off can take a team far. Randy did that for the Rays in 2020.
I am tired of being on the wrong end of people ending their sad history
Seager did it for dodgers in 2020 too
Top 9th 7-1
This segaer-randy rematch is happening rn too
I saw that. Was about say, "are you high?" lol
Kounde was so good that even his yellow wasn’t a yellow lol
For my UCL fantasy
He got the ball first and the dude ran into him
Somehow the rangers bullpen has not blown up
I foresee the dodgers losing to the dbacks 
😭 it was a typo
I want the dbacks tbh
Rays outchoking?
When rangers went full melt down
Potentially
It was because of their bullpen
Seems to have managed it fine since
Can’t believe they let Astros win the div
What are mariners good for?
It honestly feels like I've said everything I had to say about the Rays. Unless they have a 2019 Nats-like run in the future, this team will continue to win a lot of games in the regular season and then fold in the playoffs. The last 3 seasons prove this.
Mariners needed to sweep to have a shot
Lol
I know lol
The Mariners needed consistency.
Sucks for them. But the best way to get to the playoffs is win the division.
Just choked it away
If not for the dodger wall, ur in the playoffs rn go
And accepted the “fall training” of September
And then the Yanks will do it again the next season.
Cashman having unlimited security.
This’ll be as accurate as your dream
Don’t think it’s jubas dream
Yeah they swept them last time
Petition to keep Cashman as the Yankees gm till he passes
He’s a giants fan

I think ur speed kills us but I don’t see us hitting brewers pitching monster
No. No. Turn him into an A.i. bot.
Bruh Dodgers lost to Padres NLDS last season
Their little bro
He had a previous dream of Tampa bay beating the eagles
Just a reference
What year was this
Yeah
Bro you got 27 rings. Time to let some of us even try to catch up
No. No. He meant in the playoffs. 
About as realistic as the rays turning it around
Only 3 of those was during my lifetime
Their division is easy
And only one of them when I was conscious about it
Hey, I had no expectations for the Bucs. However BUCS GAHNTA SUPER BO-
You’d still beat either opponent handily
Brewers hitting sucks and dbacks.. uh pitching has a bit of a mental thing against us lol
Just like no one feels a lick of sorrow for my pats
But in playoffs everything is a fresh
I only feel sorry you lost to the cowboys by so much sab
And this was when I didn’t care for baseball at all. And until 11th grade I hated baseball. (The irony 😆)
How old are u go
Brewers we will see game hasn’t started yet
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Oh we are similar age
Yay
All oldies here
20th Century supremacy!
I am 25 already
Late 90s Gen z’ers represent
We do have a bit of an older audience in this chat
Guess so
I'm as old as the Devil Rays.
I am turning 31 this year so
Sab ur ancient
I am older than the Devil Rays

Yes
We old
Might be ancient
Millennial 😏
I am old af bruh
Do the young kids not watch sports anymore
We know. Go back to watching Seinfeld and playing MK64 on your CRT.
Hey hey
I make sure to follow footy fully

Maybe NBA too
Hey. I love my crt gdi
He’s more of a Banjo Kazooie guy
I tried MLB before even played the game
Damn right I am
Probably my 3rd favourite sport
Ahahaha
Rugby and Baseball are close
🥹
Wait lmao WTH
I know all the rules and stuff
I’ll take it from a foreigner!
All I need is to watch 👀
@sweet tree yamal was off the pitch from the 70 min to the 80 min because he needed to shit
And yet I didn’t notice him leave the pitch at all lmao
Wha
One of the weirdest things you’ve said
he was gone for 10 mins???
Huh
I saw that lol
why didn’t xavi sub on someone earlier lmao
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Royce Lewis has to be the worst name in the world lisp havers
Rays have runners on 2nd and 3rd wooooooooooo. Lol
Royth Lewith
luckily he didn't do a gary lineker
Where are you from?
he just dropped one on the field
That event is always going to taint my mind with him
It’s just bad
Bruh

Soccer players be dookiein on the field???
Georgia (The country)
yes
I mean nfl players do some questionable things too
Gary Lineker be like
Oh wait Mala already made that joke
Damn it
Bro.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh my parents are friends with a Georgian immigrant family
Yoooo sick
The connection is that they both are USSR immigrants
And we both are Sephardic Jews
Nice one
Better than an once caldas player doing it on the field
Yeah fairs
Neal is officially a bust
Atleast there is a connection though
Evan Neal can kick rocks
Can’t have that attitude in NY
But they won the copa libertadores
That was fast. Better or worse than Ereck Flowers
He’s acting like there was something to cheer for
Depends on if we double down and make it worse
People didn’t want to go near him because he stinked
Does Georgia have a baseball culture?
Not at all tbf 
Joe Schoen officially on the questionable side with the offensive line coach
Mostly Rugby and European footy
I don’t know if I like any of his high draft picks
As for american sports we're the best at basketball out of those
Got a few in there
Apparently Bills oline improved after Bobby gone
They kept 3 starters
It’s a coaching issue
Still shocks me that Czech does
Bobby needs to go
I had a friend who was into baseball and we would just play on our own because no one else knew lol
Weirdest thing i found out after the WBC
Good Offensive line coaches seem rare these days
Coaching doesn’t come out of cap hit
Literally Goro and Toshi in Major lol
Besides Thibs though right?
It pays to hire a good coach
Cause he isn’t half bad
Even then, he seems to have gotten off a slow start

Thibs is already better than last year
He did fine against Seattle
Great at ice hockey as well
He’s at 3 already
Nice
I’m not sure Simmons did much
That surprises me
They scored off our Offense
Except try to take out Geno
Without Barkley
Surprised we weren’t flagged
Even then
DJ has the scared posture
Every throw
Gun shy
@dim kettle come and join me in the coach it’s comfortable
Can’t win like that
And the RAYS ARE ELIMINATED
Yusei Kikuchi about to singlehandedly end the Jays season
RANGERS ADVANCE TO THE ALDS
My man, I've been here since last night.
THEY ARE GOING TO CAMDEN YARDS
Anyway point is Neal is done
In my mind
Feels like Evan Neal just punched his ticket out of town for a sixth-rounder. #Giants fans wont forget this
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Pretty much
Who would even take him
No one
SATURDAY at 1:00 PM EST be there or be square
Also TWINS JUST SCOREd
Potentially first postseason series victory since 2002
The Expos were around then
Treeeeeeeeee Jinxed the RAYS
Now we wait for the Brewers
That fast?
Tune in next year where the Rays will do the same things with different pieces.
Come on Gallen. Pitch well
If they don't score early it's 80% likely they are done
Odunze and Penix are fun
😆
And significantly less money than the Yankees will waste just to miss it again
The only way I can ever feel like the Rays are a real WS contender is if the payroll was better. But that alone is a hypothetical.
It seems like a disappointing end to a season that started off hot
What even happened
It is. The team just isn't built for playoff baseball
Which shocks me
You too btw the coach is comfortable
Hey man. After the shit with Wander and all of the injuries I’ll take it
They’ve made deep runs
If Wander was here, nothing changes.
Ah injuries
Twins up two all
2-0 TWINS
The team has no it factor them.'
Good thing I’m a casual 
Never mind Sab
Smh go ur slow rn
We tied
Guess it’s college football and Hockey for you then
On my screen
I see fate going first
Basketball starts in 20 days
Oh boy
Not in the past 3 seasons. The team hit their ceiling.
@rustic ore magic fan?
I know these band of inconsistent bastards. They couldn't win a meaningful game if it meant that their hands wouldn't be cut off
Yes to both of us.
Will I be disappointed if I watch NY Knicks basketball
Yeah probably but we got two more games than I thought we would so that's something
Casual but yes
Yes
I’m so glad I don’t care for Knick or Nets!
I'd believe in the Jays a lot more than the Rays because the Jays actually do spend money in FA and try to make the core better. it's just, they have a lot more bad luck overall.
Bad luck. Apathetic players
A bad manager
Oh it’s been 3 seasons? Damn
Yes
All of that
Was there a good wildcard game
2021 - The pitching choked. 2022 - The hitting choked. 2023 - Both?
Phillies marlins was decent
Rays need to keep Randy, Yandy, and J-Lowe and need a new roster of hitters.
But that won't happen.
And the trailer turned out to be a mistake.
Give Randy Arozarena wander Franco contract
Imo
I like Randy, he’s cool
Walls is garbage, Margot, Paredes, and Siri don't do shit in the playoffs. And B-Lowe who wasn't in this WC series is hot garbage who randomly hits dingers in the regular season and sucks in the playoffs.
Rays have this amazing farm system, but the problem with that is you're basically throwing a bunch of rookies into playoff games and being shocked when they aren't clicking.
my dawgs
btw it was gundogan who got the motm @hasty basin
Yeah I saw lol
did you have kounde in your Fantasy team
Bruuuuuh just realized Vlad Jr got picked Off for the 3rd out 😂! Why would the big guy try to steal?!??
Yikes
Bruh you cover hockey lol
Oh buddy you wanna join the coach
AL EAST coach?
Lol nah I’m good
I’d be slandered so hard I’d be on a stake by the end of the year
The rays got that covered for you dw.
I'm telling you rn. The one guy from earlier on the Rays Discord has it out for me. I must have pulled a nerve.
Oooooof
He pretty much said I suck.
I can't stand this team
“Send the Blue Jays to Montreal” - Birds
Just trying to have a nice conversation about how this year was the year to prove me wrong and they did the same thing as last year.
The guy: Nobody has to prove people like you wrong because nobody listens to people like you
“They can become the new Expos” - Birds
Wouldn't even matter where they played. They might as well be: Canada Blue Jays.
Birds is someone in a different server
I don’t wanna take credit for that line - it’s disrespectful to him.
Always Montreal and funny part is I don't even think the people who want the Expos back are even from Quebec.
No we don’t
😂
I hate the fact that this could've been the White Sox rn.
I swear to god if they beat the Astros.
Bettman had no further update on the 2018 Canadian world junior team and the league’s investigation. Doesn’t sound like a league announcement on that is imminent yet.
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Striking these fuckers out is so easy
Lol
If the 2023 Toronto Blue Jays were a movie, they'd be a live-action Disney remake that absolutely no one asked for, lacks any soul or passion that the original had, and only exists as a cheap cash grab.
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Like we ever had any soul or passion
Lololol
Blowing a 8-1 lead was passion, damnit!
Both these series have been kinda sad
That was exciting at least
Rays are never gonna change. They'll be good and then choke in the playoffs.
Honestly, It's so funny how much hype the Rays had early on with the scorring and record, etc. But ends in the same way as last year. Swept in the WC, 1 run scored in 2 games.
Brewers v 🐍 has been good though
If this was the year the Rays peaked. That's yikes.
Phillies- marlins was a decent game yesterday
6 more outs till the season ends
Yep
Good luck Columbus please destroy us
Back to the Pats for you.
It's the Jays. We shit on all our potential
Oh yeah. Forgot. Massive Bills fan.
Idk wym. I dont watch American football

until conditions have changed
Of course. Vlad and Bo literally nothing in their last abs of the year
Gotta try next time.
Sad to say the Jays have a better chance of winning a WS than the Rays. No matter the record.
That isnt saying much
For all the "talent" we have
It shrivels up in even a gently lit room
Just getting decent coaching would elevate everyone on that roster.
I am just tired of hearing how good we are supposed to be
And then putting out this
Of course there's one giant elephant in the room in the AL East that's in Maryland.
Bmore bout to run shit for a while
Looks like John Schneider is an avid player of "Dave Roberts Overmanager 2023".
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Makes sense to me
Feel bad for the Yanks and Sox somewhat. This feels like the first time the other teams in the AL East are just so much better.
Well, nobody feels bad for the Yanks. But the players at least.
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Dave Roberts hanging out with the Baby Shark in 2019 is a story of legends.
You knew what you had to do this postseason. You failed miserably. Now you must face the mockery and wrath of the baseball world.
You know what you need to do this offseason: Take a long, hard look at your team. Do you REALLY have the pieces to get it done? Or do you have to overhaul? Two of your best talents in Seager and Bellinger were total ...
Welp
This is it boys
3 more outs and I'll see you boys next spring
Maybe you'll have grown a backbone by then
No more movies
The joke is dead
That's like saying the Maple Leafs will make a Finals appearance.
1 run in 2 games is just. Wow.
A microcosm of the Jays this year.
And of course, Michael Kay of all people will commentate the finish of the Jays season
Jesper Bratt is just scoring goals on goals on goals.
He looks like he is so determined to be great. What a player.
We are finished
Just get the out and end my misery
The TWINS DID IT!!!!!
What's next?
We are trash
ASTROS!

Who's ready for the Marlins Twins WS?!
first playoff series win since 02
enjoy twins fans
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This week had it all: Blowouts, regrettable signings, a Tank Bowl! The only way to pay ...
One streak dies, another takes it's place.
The AL East nearly had all five teams finish above .500. The Rays, Blue Jays, Yankees and Red Sox combined for:
348 regular season wins (avg. 87 each)
0 playoff wins
2 playoff runs
What a dumb sport.

will the orioles come thru?
Poor jays
Jays and Rays combining for 2 runs in 36 innings 💪
Ummm. It's happening again
He’s got the power
ANOTHER ONE!
Zach Benson's 5th point in 5 preseason games 👊
#LetsGoBuffalo
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The Brewers unbelievable failure isn't even on the Woodruff injury. Burnes and Peralta both got smoked. How the hell did that happen?
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lmao
I wonder why Tree 
Bro is gonna be 4 sweeps at this pace
Rip
Good for him to say that
Why is it on notes
Let's take a look at how the Marlins are doing against the Phillies:
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4 sweeps
Fucking Tree
FINAL STATS FOR MY WS PREDICTION:
Time Survived: 34 hours, 8 minutes
Runs scored for both teams: 6 runs in four games
Runs against for both teams: 22 runs in four games
5 errors committed
36 Runners left on base by both teams
I'm not even angry at this. This is incredible.
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Good
Someone told him you can't do that in NY
Agent
#Bucs GM Jason Licht on QB Baker Mayfield as a leader of the 3-1 Buccaneers: "Baker is a DUDE and the players saw it right away.", he told @PSchrags
"Baker took the OL to the Bahamas during camp after final cuts to golf. He’s spotted around town at dive bars with receivers,…
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go dbacks go
I'll be rooting for the Braves. Which will probably pull a Bruins and choke that series against Philly.
the tree jinx is real
every single series is a sweep

we didn't have the worst postseason collapse!
no its because we all suck
Tree didn't even need to jinx the Jays.
i'm honestly praying for the orioles to not shit the bed
they are as useful to jinx as the leafs
does it really matter if they do it to themselves?
baseball never existed
i have never heard of a man called vlad jr before in my life
Dbacks phillies nlds please
I concur
I don’t even know what happened
After the twins game, I decided you know what I don’t think I wanna watch the other two game atm
Like it’s too much baseball in one Sitting
I go play Yu-Gi-Oh master duel
After I finish with that
Brewers get swept, and Marlins get swept
Urinatingtree literally jinxed the world!!!
Truly he is Too good right now.
pekka rinne never wants to hear that ever again
AL Division Series:
- Baltimore Orioles vs. 5. Texas Rangers
- Houston Astros vs. 3. Minnesota Twins
NL Division Series:
- Atlanta Braves vs. 4. Philadelphia Phillies
- Los Angeles Dodgers vs. 6. Arizona Diamondbacks
Funny coincidence that
Let’s ban all the pekkas
Whit Merrifield on #BlueJays taking José Berríos out early:
"I hated it, frankly. It's not what cost us the game, but it's the kind of baseball decisions that are taking away from managers and baseball, at this stage of the game."
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Why did they take him out?
Because Schneider wanted to be like Dave Roberts and overmanage the fuck out of the game.
Oh I know that feeling
I dunno man, it really wasn't that bad a decision
the fact that they couldn't score at all was way more egregious, this just sounds like Whit being frustrated
I mean the lack of hitting was the perfect microcosm of the Jays season.
But the decision had Jimenez-over-Britton crap written all over it.
So every WC round series was a sweep?
Pretty much.
Oof
Can't wait for the NHL to fire back this season with every 1st round series being a sweep.
How you think the Lightning will do this year?
Vasy will be out for a while. Honestly, it depends on how the Atlantic will look. But I think the Bolts will do well. If Heddy can return to form, the defense won't be as agonizing to watch as last year.
What death metal does to a man
nba is back today 
Just had a dream where the Cards beat the Broncos in the Super Bowl
What is the meaning of this
Idk who to start Matthew, Kirk, or Goff
I’m mad confident in Matthew since KUPP is back
no jwp after that month is criminal
Expected, I don’t think he’s been called up in like 5 years
damn lewa out for a month
shouldn't be called up imo, let the kid get some rest
🗣️ “He’s still being assessed, they [Arsenal] have got a big game this weekend and then there’s another 7 days before we play Australia then 10 days before we play Italy.”
Gareth Southgate on naming the seemingly injured Bukayo Saka in his latest England squad. 🏴
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Still think he should be resting but eh
Because he's gonna play both games
In the NFL’s undying quest for Taylor Swift’s heart, it asked its networks — NBC, ESPN, Fox and CBS — to show promos for her upcoming movie for free, The Post has learned.
ESPN and NBC acquiesced to the request and showed promos for Swift’s movie during the content portion of their pregame shows this past Sunday and Monday.
Lol
ESPN and NBC playing commercials for free bc daddy NFL said so is something
Got to make the nfl dollars
Ahhhh
Time off to relax from CHAOS LEAGUE BASEBALL (CLB) Postseason
As funny as yesterday was, I can’t complain. Gives me time to relax from wildness that was those games
And @dim kettle and @celest zephyr can just sit in the AL EAST couch with me to Play some smash brothers (after work)
Eh i don’t even have work
But I was already on the cou-
I’m doing both
I get to just camp on the couch after I finish working
Luckily I don’t have to
Might work this summer after next one though as an intern
The Brewers losing to the Diamondbacks is actually kind of surprising
Kinda but idk they also have zero hitting
Their pitching sucking ass is surprising though
He's using this off time to write on all the walls in his room "No Cashman and No Boone Firings Make GoTime Go Crazy" straight out of the Shining.
Lolol
No joke in the UrinatingTree server, My profile name is “GoTime | Fire Cashman”.
This is very relatable
I think they could. I think this is more appropriate “GoTime | YANKS CAN’T AUDIT RIGHT”
Dang tree has a server?
They’re not going to fire Cashman this winter, unfortunately for you guys




