sports

[weak gull]

It is but I feel like something is always lingering for him to not be full strength

I’ll say this, at full health he’s above the gap

All healthy

Kelce
Andrews
Kittle

Gap
Waller

Another gap
Goedert
Hock

[honest umbra]

U can afford this team?

[rustic ore]

I really am curious how Friermuth does this year

I like him

[proud coyote]

must be a higher pay start than FPL

[weak gull]

I was just thinking of him

I have a lot of faith in him too

[proud coyote]

I've been buying friermuth in fantasy

he's going quite low

I definitely think he's good, just not a blocker really

[rustic ore]

You'll take his matchups anyday against short LBs/Safeties though

[hasty basin]

Yup

[rustic ore]

Pickett can really take a decent leap this year

[hasty basin]

The bench is good

They all start

[rustic ore]

If his O-line doesn't shit the bed again

[proud coyote]

he has to do them favors as well

[rustic ore]

Indeed

Quick decision making it an O-line's best friend, helped make Brady into a legend

On a Pats note

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1697340341945319930 @rustic mountain @haughty moss

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Source: The #Patriots have claimed former #Panthers QB Matt Corral.

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2023, 8:07 PM

[proud coyote]

oh he got released eh

[rustic ore]

Dude looked like complete ass with Carolina from my eyes but we'll have to see if an experienced staff like BBs can get something out of him

He was injured his rookie year so he never really got a fair shake imo, but he stunk up the place so poorly this year he kinda earned his release

Also iirc he came into the league with character concerns/attitude issues

Don't know if that played a role or not in his release

[robust grotto]

Minnesota 3rd jerseys have been leaked

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Eh

Not bad but not great

6/10

[rustic ore]

@smoky fable @weak gull Lions apparently signed Blough to their practice squad

I didn't even know he got waived

[weak gull]

I like that state of Minnesota (Hockey) Patch!

I may snag

[robust grotto]

Class !

[weak gull]

Interesting. I liked blough although we couldn’t get a win with him🤣

[rustic ore]

So are the Lions having 3 QBs on the main + Blough on PS or is it just Goff/Teddy with Blough on the PS?

[rustic mountain]

Makes sense. Malik and Zappe are on the practice squad

We had been looking for a vet I suppose

[rustic ore]

Can't see Malik being kept at QB though, too explosive of an athlete

I'd guess sure fire WR attempt

[smoky fable]

The Cardinals kept Driskel over him

[rustic ore]

Not a terrible decision, Driskel is an experienced back up

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1697357836961915091

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Sean McVay said WR Cooper Kupp suffered a setback with his hamstring and now is day to day.

Twitter · Aug 31, 2023, 9:16 PM

Rams

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-room-for-one-more-homer-bart-sit-here-sofa-gif-16351464

[haughty moss]

Hmm I guess

[weak gull]

Just Goff and teddy with Hooker on IR

[rustic ore]

Oh I didn't know he was placed on IR, was it short term or season long? Know he had to redshirt this year regardless but just curious

[weak gull]

My mistake, he’s still on NFI but will likely move to IR in season

[rustic ore]

Ah

Well I hope he develops into a good player for y'all, really liked what I saw from him in college

[weak gull]

I think he was a great pick tbh. Think he will be something, preesh

[warm kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNWyVIWZc2c

[celest zephyr]

Exactly

Let’s gooo urinating tree guides

[short flame]

And who would be the sabres of the nfl?

[rustic ore]

Maybe the Browns?

Though the Browns have never been to the Superbowl, which is the NFL equivalent of the Stanley Cup Finals

I'd say the Bengals but the Bengals are actually good right now

[smoky fable]

NFL championships?

[short flame]

Oh where’s that team from

[rustic ore]

Cleveland

[short flame]

Is it true or you’re making fun of me?

[rustic ore]

I mean what would you generally consider the Sabres?

Bad team trying to get back to winning ways?

[short flame]

I mean the Cleveland browns

Is that a real name?

[rustic ore]

They're real

[short flame]

No way

[rustic ore]

They were named after their founder Paul Brown

HOF coach

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-cleveland-brown-raining-bitches-gif-4050993

Like this guy

[rustic ore]

What do you think he was named after?

[short flame]

Are you sure they’re not the ones named after him?

[rustic ore]

I'm pretty sure

[short flame]

I’m pretty sure Cleveland is 80 years old

[smoky fable]

This is rough for Florida… @rustic ore

70 yard touchdown

[rustic ore]

They're unranked for good reason

Also some of these families gotta stop with these nicknames for their kids, they just sound ridiculous

"Money" Parks

https://tenor.com/view/omg-really-wow-oh-facepalm-gif-16773216

God help that dude if that's his real name and not a nickname

[short flame]

Someone named their kid money?

[rustic ore]

It would seem so

[short flame]

Sad

[rustic ore]

I'm hoping it's just a nickname

[short flame]

Onebuc « money » person

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/so-good-wink-smile-oh-yeah-its-true-gif-24163876

More so was doing it as tribute to my fav sports team

[short flame]

Fc Bucarest fan?

[rustic ore]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

NFL

[short flame]

Oh close enough

[rustic ore]

I'm trying to get more into footy though since we have a fair amount of footy fans here

[short flame]

You should root for Bucarest in the champions league

[rustic ore]

Sadly I'm just very casual fan of any sports outside of NFL

If that

[smoky fable]

I would recommend it. Got more into it now in recent times and it’s fun.

[short flame]

Don’t worry train and you’ll get there

[short flame]

What team do you support?

[smoky fable]

Still undecided at this point.

[short flame]

Then go for deportivo Cali

[smoky fable]

Rays, Gators, or Lightning were casual followings from you? Never would have guessed

[rustic ore]

There are just so many games

It's hard for me to keep up

[short flame]

He’s being humble

[rustic ore]

Will say, hockey games in person are fun as hell

Always great atmospheres

[short flame]

What’s with the wink buc

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-witch-laugh-evil-laugh-snow-white-bye-gif-15709261

That's for you to find out

[smoky fable]

I understand that. Which is why I mainly pay attention more towards pivotal games and the playoffs.

For basketball in particular

[short flame]

What if my teams don’t make the playoffs

[smoky fable]

Then you have free time

[rustic ore]

Really am curious how Wemby is gonna fair this year

Kid is under a bigger spotlight and more pressure than I think even LeBron was back in the day

[smoky fable]

Probably ROTY

I think he’ll learn to adjust and play well

[rustic ore]

Just hope he stays healthy

If anyone can help him reach his potential it's Pop

[smoky fable]

Also would help to avoid celebrities

[torn gale]

Nah he def isn’t under as much pressure as LeBron

[weak gull]

These gators look good for one drive and miss the FG lol

[smoky fable]

Smh

[celest zephyr]

Fully agreed

I’d argue even Zion was under more pressure than wemby

Don’t think many people expect dude to be a world beater year one

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/scootermagruder/status/1697416827964469562?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder)

Current mood:

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 1:11 AM

[weak gull]

Real big ten football

[smoky fable]

That’s not Iowa

[weak gull]

That’s not just real big ten football, that’s PERFECT BIG TEN FOOTBALL

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/cfbonfox/status/1697426940783682017?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[weak gull]

Gators look piss fucking poor

[dim kettle]

Miami vs Miami tomorrow.
I think Miami wins.

[weak gull]

MAC SUPREMACY

[proud coyote]

I miss gus johnson

[smoky fable]

This game gives me more respect to Anthony Richardson. @rustic ore

Just carried them

Even being a raw prospect

[dim kettle]

Another day, another year for Gator fans to talk about Tim Tebow.

[smoky fable]

He’s still broadcasting though?

[proud coyote]

not in the NFL

[proud coyote]

that clip above is him

[smoky fable]

Oh he stopped?

[proud coyote]

he's only in college now

[smoky fable]

Damn

[dim kettle]

He did some NFL games for Fox a few years ago. But I think Gus get’s paid a lot to just do the college games on Fox

[weak gull]

He does

Gus Johnson is all for we CFB folks

[dim kettle]

We should be blessed that Gus at least got to call one Vikings missed kick

https://youtu.be/AYJ9ewF3HsI?si=aJpGmberiI15vj2m

[smoky fable]

That was fun

I turned the tv off since I thought it was over

[vocal raptor]

hey

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/On3sports/status/1697434893930672153

Thanks Florida

[rustic ore]

...Welcome

[weak gull]

It was southern Utah tho😭

[smoky fable]

He’s got the tools. Never knew

The arm

[rustic ore]

5 star recruit for a reason

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1697453525595304324

Rick Stroud (@NFLSTROUD)

Mike Evans likely playing his last season with Bucs as talks hit snag https://t.co/XHeIufmESO

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 3:37 AM

@rustic ore @dim kettle

Is he a trade candidate?

[dim kettle]

I wish he’d retire a Buc. But even legends like Jerry Rice and Tim Brown retired on different teams.

Trade candidate though? Really depends how the Bucs play before the deadline.

Who knows though. He might be playing with Rodgers

[rustic ore]

Stroud is a shit stirrer so who knows

I certainly hope not

He's built a HOF legacy with this team, he deserves to be awarded as such

[smoky fable]

Ah he is? Then I'll take it with a grain of salt

[weak gull]

Didn’t say it earlier but it’s a good day cause the gators lost guys

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-there-fuck-you-randy-marsh-south-park-hey-hey-fuck-you-gif-15787494

They're already down and unranked, stop kicking them

[hasty basin]

Alright...Germany

[thorn hornet]

It's Deadline Day

[hasty basin]

Somehow we have a lead lol

[sweet tree]

for what

[hasty basin]

World cup fiba

[sweet tree]

oh

[hasty basin]

2nd stage

[sweet tree]

where's it being hosted

[hasty basin]

Japan

You know what

It's possible yk

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/mcgrathmike/status/1697531559820046733?s=20

Mike McGrath (@mcgrathmike)

Arsenal midfielder Albert Sambi Lokonga subject of a loan bid from Luton. Belgium midfielder to decide on the move #LTFC #Arsenal

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 8:47 AM

Kompany has blood on his hands

Next "Yaya Toure"

[thorn hornet]

Mala por favor

No quiero a Garcia

I'd rather keep Holding

[hasty basin]

Mcfadden has been so bad

In thsi WC

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1697530468558647536?t=hqQRxQgvlV0h_M9SbJSbzA&s=19

PERMA

Yes

Not a loan

Swap for Andersen?

[keen sparrow]

https://vxtwitter.com/_Gateway_G/status/1697363560265879762

@normal jetty

up the bunnies just means "go the rabbitohs"

[normal jetty]

Oooh

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFFC/status/1697534774095622531?t=mhChpSgN48IfF5BmNkIXFA&s=19

Good luck Nuno

Chaos merchant

[hasty basin]

I hope spurs see this Mamukela masterclass

USA's losing to Montenegro

[thorn hornet]

I didn't even know they turned up

[hasty basin]

They got Vuc tbf but still

And just like that we lost

[hasty basin]

Our 4 best players and only 2 can play at the same time

[solid dagger]

How tf did we win against Serbia lol

[hasty basin]

No joker ig

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/Teamnewsandtix/status/1697560415901782099?t=K7rUcCQQsYz7j6uUck3n-w&s=19

[hasty basin]

Damn

[thorn hornet]

Why do I have a feeling we're going for Cancelo

And we're not

Bayern wanna hijack

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/georgianfooty/status/1697572510852870165?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g Another connection between Bournemouth and Georgia

Georgian Footy (@GeorgianFooty)

Georgia appoint Englishman David Webb as the performance coach for the senior National Team 🇬🇪🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 11:30 AM

Let me cook

[torn gale]

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/hltco/status/1697497640676589612?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

HLTCO (@HLTCO)

Happy Deadline Day everyone.

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 6:32 AM

[solid dagger]

That Europa League group B 🏴‍☠️

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1697589146385068229?t=usrIf3sZXWSyplL7FVYhow&s=19

Eduardo Hagn (@EduardoHagn)

🚨 Mikel Arteta:

“We are expecting no one else coming in. [smiles]”

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 12:36 PM

No Garcia thank God

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1697453525595304324?s=20

Rick Stroud (@NFLSTROUD)

Mike Evans likely playing his last season with Bucs as talks hit snag https://t.co/XHeIufmESO

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171

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 3:37 AM

[dim kettle]

Late.

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1697599800588284154?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

If my math is right, Mike Evans at the end of this year will have the highest career earnings (from the Bucs) of any player in team history:

Mike Evans $110.3 million
Gerald McCoy $110.1 million
Tom Brady $97.8 million
Lavonte David $78.8 million

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 1:18 PM

https://x.com/gregauman/status/1697602454559379655?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

It's nice to be an NFL player now, compared to say, 20 years ago.

Career earnings in Tampa:
Ronde Barber: $49.7 million
Warren Sapp: $39.8 million
Derrick Brooks: $37.4 million
John Lynch: $17.4 million

(you can adjust for inflation, but it's still not the same)

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 1:28 PM

[weak gull]

I WILL ALWAYS KICK THE GATORS WHEN THEY ARE DOWN

[real ivy]

We rolled and smoked aussies in the world cup basketball match

get good

and pay the judges more because even though they were biased af it wasn't enough

[celest zephyr]

Australia’s team is kinda soft this year

Idk don’t think they are it

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/mcgrathmike/status/1697612346384957454?s=20

Mike McGrath (@mcgrathmike)

Crystal Palace confirm they have agreed a fee with Arsenal for Rob Holding in region of 4m

@TeleFootball #Arsenal #CPFC

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 2:08 PM

Fuck off such a pathetic fee

2 mil profit

[thorn hornet]

Sad reality

They are still shit tho

[short flame]

I’d give a combined 3 millions for the 3

[hasty basin]

The tax is UNEARL

Unreal

[short flame]

3 for rob and 0 for the 2 others

[hasty basin]

I'd take them on a free

Wtf

[thorn hornet]

Edu I was promised a random young Brazilian

Where is it

[hasty basin]

Matheus Nascimento

[thorn hornet]

Okay so thats Holding gone

[short flame]

Pele’s grandson?

[thorn hornet]

Lokonga to Luton is pending

Cedric and Pepe somehow still here

Saudis can you do something for me

[short flame]

No one is paying half what we gave for Pepe so he’s not going

[hasty basin]

?

I mean skill wise

👀

[short flame]

Cedric we’ll see

[thorn hornet]

Half? We want like 10 mil

Cedric will never leave

Nobody is paying 100k in wages

Except Fulham last season

[short flame]

Edson arantes do nacimento

[hasty basin]

Oh no he's not

[short flame]

Then keep him

False advertisement

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1697620374907724257?t=HV4vW9hRUDocyrJzshN6MA&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Rob Holding to undergo Crystal Palace medical shortly after fee of ~£4m agreed with Arsenal. If all goes to plan, 27yo centre-back will sign 3yr contract. Joined #AFC in 2016 & had 1+1yr to go on deal @TheAthleticFC after @mcgrathmike #CPFC #DeadlineDay https://t.co/rpfKMRi3zk

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 2:40 PM

[short flame]

The Saudis

[thorn hornet]

No add ons even

[thorn hornet]

Might happen, their window is open for longer

[short flame]

That’s so worrying

[thorn hornet]

They have like 19 days left

[hasty basin]

Na just shoot your shot innit

[short flame]

You can’t give a guy that name and not expect me to get excited

[hasty basin]

Yes get excited

Get him out of the brazil league anyway

Man is 19

[short flame]

It’s like when Monaco brought graziano pelle. Not even spelled pele correctly

[short flame]

Let him stay there. We got to start protecting our players

[hasty basin]

Southampton player but I'll admit

He's a streets won't forget guy

[short flame]

He’s a false advertising player

[hasty basin]

Rolando be like

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1697620967697354940?t=mZ0woOpPuNYWonzN40VEhg&s=19

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: Eric Garcia is very close to joining Girona! He is NOT training with Barça's squad. @gerardromero

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534

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 2:42 PM

[hasty basin]

Higher than his level

[thorn hornet]

No Garcia and Holding sale got me like

[hasty basin]

Ayoooo

[thorn hornet]

Just saw

[hasty basin]

Nah that reminds me of the "he thinks we don't know" pictue

I don't think I can send it here

Lmao

[thorn hornet]

Sinisterra

To Bournemouth

[thorn hornet]

I think Sencho did one time

[hasty basin]

The what

Hello

[thorn hornet]

Send it to me I think I know what it is

[hasty basin]

WTF it just happened

[short flame]

Let’s go

[hasty basin]

YOOO @short flame

Come back to Bournemouth now

Hehehehe

[thorn hornet]

Bournemouth quietly having a good window

[short flame]

They just saved their window

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697574526593155151

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Liverpool have rejected formal bid from Al Ittihad for Mohamed Salah: £100m plus add-ons proposal turned down as per @David_Ornstein, insisting he’s not for sale 🚨🔴🇸🇦 #LFC

Proposal was also including huge add-ons but Liverpool want Mo to stay.

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 11:38 AM

Not actually that good of an offer

For Salah

Lol

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/parkermolloy/status/1697631528568713676?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy)

I love baseball because it's one of the few sports where a guy who looks like he moonlights as an accountant can strike fear into the hearts of his opponents.

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 3:24 PM

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697632791771357520

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Trevoh Chalobah to Bayern, almost collapsed. No agreement with Chelsea, currently off. 🚨🔴 #CFC

Bayern are working to close Armel Bella Kotchap deal with Southampton!

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111

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 3:29 PM

Good shit bayern

[silk notch]

Yes it is he's like 31

[hasty basin]

It's literally Salah

He's going to have +4 season where he has around 20 goals in the prem

It's not FM so

[thorn hornet]

Usually in my FM saves once you hit 27 you're done

[hasty basin]

Yeah that's FM for ya

Makes me build a team of fucking 20 year olds

https://vxtwitter.com/FIBAWC/status/1697623329417331006

Goat everywhere

[celest zephyr]

Canada going to win a medal

Let’s gooooooo

Really have to see the game against Spain though

That’s going to be a tough one

Won’t be mad if we lose

[hasty basin]

They lost vs Latvia

Lol

I'm rooting for Canada

[celest zephyr]

Latvia was a struggle for Canada so idk

They still have to play them again also

Oh that’s lovely hahaha if Canada wins that might knock Spain out

[hasty basin]

Came out with the biggest points differencial lol

Canada looked amazing from the group

[celest zephyr]

Barely led after half

Yep they lost to Brazil

[hasty basin]

And well idk about

[celest zephyr]

That’s the run possibly over

Spain they have to win now or it’s over

Maybe they can squeeze by at 4-2 but that’s hard

43-42 Canada at half

Brazil got pummeled by Spain in group stage

Their massive point diff in the first part of group stage might be their saving grace

[hasty basin]

Spain's team looks worse

Germany TW is closed

[sweet tree]

wow seems like we're getting both felix and cancelo on loan

[celest zephyr]

Going to need some luck

4 have clinched already

[sweet tree]

8m loan fee for felix, wow we seem to desperate for this 1 year deal lol

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697641652590985623?t=weDoTeLL0f2Ilm0C59h-PA&s=19

what

[celest zephyr]

Shit that’s a must win

Yeah they might be done for

Ffs Canada bottle job

Man if they can’t make it this time around then it’s down to qualifiers

Disaster class right now

[hasty basin]

Oh god Canada

[celest zephyr]

Hahhaaahahaaha when Canada has any expectations they job

[dim ledge]

Gravenberch time

[dim ledge]

Fyi

They're offering £200m now

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697647329262678223?t=vzQyWpOj-psdX60_ayfj4A&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Ryan Gravenberch deal, sealed — the feeling on all parties is very clear. Ryan will play for Liverpool. 🔴🤝🏻 #LFC

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:27 PM

🫡

@atomic locust we are now Netherlands FC

Virgil Van Dijk
Cody Gakpo
Ryan Gravenberch

[atomic locust]

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697650190696558718?t=pHIaqPzqkJPmomdRNa3tlA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Divock Origi to Nottingham Forest, here we go! Understand he’s already in UK undergoing secret medical tests as new Forest player 🚨🌳🇧🇪 #NFFC

Told loan deal includes buy option clause valid in June 2024.

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544

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:38 PM

ORIGI TIME

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/corner-taken-quickly-football-soccer-gif-16922539

[dim ledge]

CornertakenquICKLY ORIGIIIIII

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[fluid moat]

Completely forgot to do UCL predictions

A: Bayern, Man U
B: Arsenal, PSV
C: Real Madrid, Napoli
D. Inter, Benefica
E. Atletico, Feynoord
F. PSG, Milan
G: Man City, Leipzig
H. Barca, Porto

I feel like they’re all kinda ass except F obviously

[dim ledge]

We should win our Europa group

[thorn hornet]

Yooo

@hasty basin you also get Daka

https://twitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1697645462298276087?t=5V85A7vh0eQB-NKqgcNv7w&s=19

Eduardo Hagn (@EduardoHagn)

🚨 BREAKING:

Sambi Lokonga’s loan move to Luton Town is almost COMPLETE. 🇧🇪

Reports, @ChrisWheatley.

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:19 PM

Worst place for him

He will never develop there

[sweet tree]

damn

[honest umbra]

how much is Fati in EPL fantasy?

[short flame]

A: Bayern galatasaray united Copenhagen
B: Arsenal PSV Sevilla Lens
C: Real Napoli Berlin Braga
D Inter Sociedad Benfica Salzburg
E: Atletico Celtic Feyenoord Lazio
F: Newcastle Milan PSG Dortmund
G: city red bull red star young boys
H: Porto Barca Shakhtar Antwerp

[honest umbra]

yes

those are the groups

[thorn hornet]

German and Italian window slammed shut

Palhinha stays at Fulham

Bayern fucked up, they let go of Gravenbech and Pavard and brought nobody in, alao they failed to get Bella Kotchap and Chalobah

They are still going to win the league tho

[thorn hornet]

6,5 mil

[celest zephyr]

Of course Kirk cousins could have possibly been on the niners

So instead of having jimmy fucking g

And this trey lance saga we could have had the guy we are somehow going to get 7 years later

Yay

Gotta love the guy who played under shanahan’s father

To be back in town

[hasty basin]

Amazing

[thorn hornet]

3 hours left

Lets see

https://twitter.com/footballdaily/status/1697684813837222066?t=iC_XZM0gsXgnkw9NUp_HPQ&s=19

Football Daily (@footballdaily)

Albert Sambi Lokonga in attendance for Luton Town after completing his loan move from Arsenal.

#DeadlineDay

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 6:56 PM

Shit way to end the window but fuck it

We ball

Bella Kotchap is available on loan we should go for him

[thorn hornet]

2 more hours

Lokonga loan fee is 500k straight loan no buy option

[thorn hornet]

He's going to PSV

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/ItalianoCalcio/status/1697700668205568469?t=tM7nQoJCYkOKPkLt9aAslg&s=19

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/LeanDesign_/status/1697703793159237661

𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙣𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣 (@LeanDesign_)

Carta oficial de 🇬🇪Kvaratskhelia #EAFC24 ✅

5⭐️Skills
5⭐️ Pierna Mala

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 8:11 PM

+12 lmao

[sweet tree]

Joao done ✔
just need the other Joao to get announced

[sweet tree]

what's osimhen

yknow

?

[thorn hornet]

Finally

If he fucks up now he's done

Hour and 16 minutes

Just confirm Holding already

Luton scored

[sweet tree]

Cancelo confirmed

[thorn hornet]

Hour left

[hasty basin]

88

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/ChrisWheatley/status/1697712527835017545?t=l0vWyPhO6nmDceDk1bLMPQ&s=19

Chris Wheatley (@ChrisWheatley)

Told Cedric Soares unlikely to complete Arsenal exit tonight.

January departure looking more likely for the Portuguese right back, as things stand. 🇵🇹

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 8:46 PM

Oh for fuck sake

You cannot escape him

Also Dortmund are 100% flopping in the CL groups

Their window was ass

And they just blew a 2-0 lead to Heidenheim

They shouldn't have signed Fullkrug he's not the guy to take you to the top plus he's too injury prone

[short flame]

Last

[thorn hornet]

Sabitzer is alright
Nmecha is decent but he's extremely problematic

Also Bellingham and Guerreiro are gone

[thorn hornet]

I got them last too

[fluid moat]

Luton are getting like 2 points all season

[thorn hornet]

Lutons only win is going to be at Old Trafford

[celest zephyr]

Oh ffs man the hell did we do lol

We ain’t that shit man

[thorn hornet]

I just have that feeling

[celest zephyr]

This team might suck ass but they do suck less ass at home rofl

[thorn hornet]

Also I know for a fact Hojlund is getting his debut goal on Sunday

[honest umbra]

Got Felix and cancelo confirmed today @sweet tree

Joao^2

I really hope we weren’t losing abde though man

[short flame]

This is your season

[sweet tree]

I think he's leaving

doesn't seem like he's in xavi's plans, similar with ansu's situation

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1697718084688109787?t=5nrAZuE_mb-REvlCGLs91w&s=19

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

🚨 Ez Abde no longer follows Barcelona on Instagram. ❌

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:08 PM

yh he's gone

kinda sucks, didn't really get much of a chance to fight for a spot

tho with what I saw in pre-season he didn't really show much tbh, compared to what ferran and yamal was doing.

still not a good amount of games to judge but yeah, it is what it is

[stiff coyote]

CLIPPERS WTF!!!!

DID WE REALLY JUST GET JAMES HARDEN!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

FOR NORMAN POWELL ARE U SERIOUS !!!

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-death-gif-15495232

AND A FIRST ROUND PICK FOR THIS GUY REALLY!!!!!!

im so disappointed man

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697725113225855235

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Patson Daka to Bournemouth, deal OFF. It was close but won’t happen ⛔️🍒

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:36 PM

Well shit

[sweet tree]

Felix is wearing #14

#10 is Vacant, thought he was gonna go with that lol

[thorn hornet]

Ok Sambi is confirmed

[thorn hornet]

So is Sinisterra

I just need Holding to be confirmed

[hasty basin]

?

[celest zephyr]

James harden is so much better than Norman Powell the fuck??????

Norman Powell is like a starter at best

Tbh he’s better as an impact sub

A legit starting caliber point guard

Is miles better

Heck harden is probably at least a star at this point

That’s a fucking steal

[sweet tree]

yh, harden is still good enough

[stiff coyote]

naw bruh, HARDEN !!!

fuck...

[sweet tree]

he's also available

[stiff coyote]

now we have 3 injury prone stars

[sweet tree]

is he?

[stiff coyote]

man gets injured every playoffs man

dont even get me started with Kawhi and PG

[rustic ore]

I don’t see Woj confirming that, did Shams?

[sweet tree]

kawhi probably worse in this case

[stiff coyote]

YALL KNOW HOW MUCH WE CLIPPER FANS SUFFERED FROM THESE DAMN INJURIES

[hasty basin]

Superteam when healthy

Pistons when not

[stiff coyote]

no but its heavily rummored

and im just accepting fate at this point

ill be in my casket for the meantime

Nice knowing yall

https://tenor.com/view/burying-dying-dead-grave-gif-17189345

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1697727369912459665?s=20

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Rob Holding has joined Crystal Palace from Arsenal in permanent deal. #CPFC paying #AFC £1m + £2.5m add-ons. 27yo centre-back has signed 3yr contract & is eligible for selection against Wolves at Selhurst Park on Sunday @TheAthleticFC #DeadlineDay #WWFC https://t.co/RWwO5BSLEy

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:45 PM

Fuck off Edu

He can't sell for shit

Literally rejected a bid from Besikras worth 2,5 mil

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/GraemeBailey/status/1697717651139694674?s=20

Graeme Bailey (@GraemeBailey)

Bournemouth's move for Daka has stalled - unlikely to happen, also their talks with Leeds over a deal for Luis Sinisterra have hit issues. Looks a tough one to get over the line.

@90min_Football

https://t.co/4y9FySYtbe

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:06 PM

[hasty basin]

Trusted?

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697729088373374977

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Patson Daka stays at Leicester City. It’s 101% OFF with Bournemouth. 🔵❌

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:52 PM

[thorn hornet]

Eh

[hasty basin]

He's rubbing it in man

[thorn hornet]

101%

Chat is this real

[burnt cedar]

101% ffs

[thorn hornet]

50% 50%

6 more minutes

[burnt cedar]

Waiting for Arsenal Holding tweet

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697729382599532751

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Mason Greenwood to Getafe, deal now sealed and signed! Manchester United and player give final green light 🔵🤝🏻

Deal with Lazio collapsed, Getafe sign Greenwood. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:53 PM

[thorn hornet]

Greenwood to Getafe

[burnt cedar]

Biggest transfer deadline deal we’ve done since Ozil

[sweet tree]

perfect for each other

[hasty basin]

To be honest

Getafe is literally the team

That would hire a criminal

[thorn hornet]

As if Getafe couldn't get more unlikable

[hasty basin]

They would make their whole 11 criminals if they could

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697729693103927349

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Odisseas Vlachodimos has just signed at Nottingham Forest 🔴🌳 #NFFC

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:54 PM

[thorn hornet]

Hope they go down

[hasty basin]

Oh no

[thorn hornet]

Rip Forest

He's ass

[hasty basin]

Please forest

Start Turner

[burnt cedar]

Forrest have signed at least 50 players in the last 2 years

[hasty basin]

Theres Holding news

From Fabrizio

[thorn hornet]

Holding 1 mil fee

I'm laughing because I don't want to cry ffs

[burnt cedar]

Fabrizio saying 4m

You’re not ornstein

[hasty basin]

2 more minutes....

[thorn hornet]

2 more mins

[burnt cedar]

In other news, I was 4 in the world at one point at crossover grid

Champions league spot

[hasty basin]

Juan Bernat

[hasty basin]

Damn

[burnt cedar]

Lowkey I could have done better

[thorn hornet]

I think Bojan played for Ajax

[hasty basin]

1....

[burnt cedar]

Yeah but he was a popular answer

Aims to get low as possible

Oleguer was a 0.5% answer for me when it was Ajax Barca

[thorn hornet]

AND THE WINDOW SLAMS SHUT

[hasty basin]

Annoying to see Ajax but can't use

Arveladze

[burnt cedar]

Thought he’d still be low

[hasty basin]

Boom it's done

[thorn hornet]

Fuck it we ball

Negativity will be back on Sunday

[burnt cedar]

Any free agents

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1697731146740560047?t=4NRYilXINGzDcmsTNE1ouA&s=19

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

You'll always be a part of the Arsenal family, Rob ❤️

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:00 PM

[thorn hornet]

Morelos

[burnt cedar]

No he won’t

[thorn hornet]

[hasty basin]

Come on

Some missed deals

[thorn hornet]

Edu on deadline day

[hasty basin]

Ayo Howard

[burnt cedar]

Nah https://x.com/getafecf/status/1697728062949855483?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Getafe C.F. (@GetafeCF)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⌛

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:48 PM

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/markmcadamtv/status/1697727717209207217 Why's he done this

Mark McAdam (@markmcadamtv)

👀

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:46 PM

[hasty basin]

Oh no

[thorn hornet]

Scummy club

Terrorist football + dirty fouls + rapists 🥰

[hasty basin]

Can't wait for Osama Bin Laden at LB

[burnt cedar]

You joke but… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_Vinladen

[hasty basin]

What the

[burnt cedar]

Vinladen is named after Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist group Al-Qaeda;[3] the difference in spelling is due to the similarity of b and v in Spanish.[4] Vinladen has a brother named Sadam Huseín, the Spanish spelling of Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, and his sister would have been called George Bush if she were a boy.[5]

Vinladen said of his unusual name: "There is a person called Hitler also in Peru. Jesus saved the world and there are Jesuses who do harm. Because there is an Osama who killed people, I don’t think there has to be a law about the name. It draws a lot of attention, from what I see."

[hasty basin]

...

[short flame]

I just feel bad for the guy

Shouldn’t be made fun of for his parent’s stupidity

[sweet tree]

what the hell

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/alex_crook/status/1697733600790127033

Alex Crook ⚽️🎙 (@alex_crook)

Deal sheet in for Sinisterra

#AFCB #LUFC

#DeadlineDay

@talkSPORT

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:10 PM

Come on mayne

https://twitter.com/BurnleyOfficial/status/1697731073382162906

Burnley FC (@BurnleyOfficial)

With great power comes great responsibility 🕷️

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:00 PM

Burnley might be

The best club in the world

[thorn hornet]

Now only Elneny remains from the ogs

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/philhay_/status/1697734651203239983?s=46

Phil Hay (@PhilHay_)

talk that Jaidon Anthony comes the other way from Bournemouth if Sinisterra move goes through. Leeds didn't want Sinisterra to exit without a replacement arriving. #lufc

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:14 PM

I always forget

Elneny is at Arsenal

[thorn hornet]

He's always injured

[hasty basin]

Everytime I see him is just he's playing for Egypt

[thorn hornet]

He plays few games, scores a banger and dips

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697736278316355665

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Deal sheet for Luis Sinisterra but now optimism to make it happen with Bournemouth 🍒 #AFCB

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:20 PM

Please man I'm tired

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697736787538456916

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Luis Sinisterra is new Bournemouth player. Done right now. All good. Loan move completed. 😉🍒 #AFCB

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:22 PM

BOOM

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697737968671179096

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Former Real Madrid striker Mariano Díaz joins Sevilla! Free transfer completed — deal done ⚪️🔴 #Sevilla

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:27 PM

Sevilla bye bye

Alright it's a loan swap

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697739788130943157?t=kDuy3NtXhHhRIoMlJIRUUQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Luis Sinisterra and his agent after deal signed at Bournemouth! 🔴🍒 #AFCB

Exclusive picture and here we go 😉📸

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:34 PM

[sweet tree]

🥸

[short flame]

Congratulations on a great player

[hasty basin]

You're welcome to root for us for an year my friend

[thorn hornet]

Mariano to Sevilla

[hasty basin]

Yeahlol

[thorn hornet]

They are desperate

[hasty basin]

Getting relegated and in UCl is wild

Idk how I feel about UEL winners being pot 1

[thorn hornet]

He's slowly going insane

Full Pep mode

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[thorn hornet]

Also we got a new sponsor too

Betway

[hasty basin]

.

[thorn hornet]

Paqueta to Arsenal HERE WE GO

[hasty basin]

Aguerd?

[thorn hornet]

Toney to Arsenal HERE WE GO

[thorn hornet]

What about him

[hasty basin]

Good backup CB 👀

Potential for a starter

[fluid moat]

Greenwood went to Getafe??

[hasty basin]

Yup

[fluid moat]

[short flame]

I felt bad leaving you behind for lerma but yeah I’m back

[hasty basin]

Lerma would be perfect for right now btw

But oh wel

Can't win it all

[short flame]

Everyone could use him

Why did he choose palace

[hasty basin]

And Zahaless Palace as well

[short flame]

He’s there to replace zaha

[honest umbra]

Who’s replacing zaha?

[gusty kayak]

You

[dim ledge]

Olise

him and Eze will do fine

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/wrestlelamia/status/1697668685593276552?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Wrestlelamia.co.uk (@wrestlelamia)

A fan made a CM Punk sign for All Out 😂

Credit: u/Arsenal0328 (SquaredCircle)

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 5:52 PM

[split wren]

Fkin LUTON had to score in the last min, running my cleansheet

[hasty basin]

Eze is in the Zaha role now

But doesn't filll it as well

Lol

[celest zephyr]

Okay that is gold lmao

Man i wish people spent that much effort into slander all of the time

It’d make it so much better for sure

[dim ledge]

Yooooo

@honest umbra

Salah special boot released

@sweet tree

[sweet tree]

they look good

always preferred adidas boots tbh

[short flame]

Lerma is their new superstar

[rustic ore]

First Fantasy NFL team of the year, how we looking?

[smoky fable]

How many people in that league

I feel like you always draft Najee Harris

Solid yet unspectacular. Seems like high floor low ceiling players for the most part

[proud coyote]

high risk team

were you on the 12/13 turn or something

confused who you picked in the first round, mahomes?

[rustic ore]

12

[rustic ore]

Wilson, got Mahomes top of 2nd cause I wouldn’t be picking for a while

[proud coyote]

gotcha, so 12/13

[smoky fable]

So you got kind of screwed in the order then

[proud coyote]

I don't like QB that early this year

[smoky fable]

Who were your options at the time other than Wilson and Mahomes? At 12 and 13?

Ask out of curiosity

[rustic ore]

I was in a league last year, dude took Mahomes in the 1st, we all talked mad shit at the time, he ended up winning it all

[proud coyote]

he probably hit on his later guys, like I said high risk high reward

you lose the chance for depth at other positions

[celest zephyr]

I don’t like mahomes early

[proud coyote]

BRob/Herbert/MT/Even Waller are all fliers

[celest zephyr]

Tbh i prefer going for like hurts, Allen, burrow in the second round

[proud coyote]

a lot of people who picked RB late last year did really well

[celest zephyr]

Maybe even early third if they fall

[proud coyote]

solely cause of josh jacobs

[celest zephyr]

Not going to happen this year

[proud coyote]

it might

we don't know

[celest zephyr]

Tbh people picking bijan so high feels like it’s going to back fire

[proud coyote]

but the negative outcome is very high

[celest zephyr]

I meant that josh jacobs is for sure going to go high this year

Idk who’s the gamble at rb this year

Maybe one of the rookies?

Tbh if henry falls might not be a bad pickup

[smoky fable]

Nick Chubb will go high

[celest zephyr]

Chubb also yeah

[smoky fable]

Main ball carrier now

[celest zephyr]

Same with pollard

Taylor for sure goes high and ekeler

[rustic ore]

I’ll tell you when I’m not driving

[proud coyote]

you're driving???

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-witch-laugh-evil-laugh-snow-white-bye-gif-15709261

[smoky fable]

Irresponsible Buc smh

[celest zephyr]

Bruh get off of your phone

[short flame]

Come on buc don’t do that

[smoky fable]

Seems like people are drafting Ridley rather high as well.

[celest zephyr]

Don’t like that one

Idk i think Davonta smith and ceedee might be sneaky good picks

Have a feeling they’ll do really well this year

[celest zephyr]

Ofc my boy Aiyuk is going to cook

[rustic ore]

12 and 13 was Saquon and Henry

[celest zephyr]

Beats by Kamara is a damn good name ngl

[short flame]

Leave your phone

[rustic ore]

I’m at a red light

[short flame]

You should still be looking the road

[rustic ore]

I am

U right though

[short flame]

You’re looking at one piece Discord sports channel

[proud coyote]

i refuse to engage further while you're driving

[smoky fable]

Whoever drafted Kupp there is a decision I would have disagreed with

[smoky fable]

Ah shit. Yeah same. Echo Juba here

[short flame]

Let’s all ignore buc until further notice

[smoky fable]

I got to say Buc, I would have drafted the receivers like Brown or Nick Chubb instead of Mahomes.

[short flame]

What a weird signing

[dim kettle]

Canes Football safe for one week

[short flame]

So there’s also a football team called hurricanes?

[dim kettle]

College Football

[rustic ore]

University of Miami FL yes

[short flame]

They’re doing it on purpose

[dim kettle]

Canes Football came first.

[short flame]

Cane first

[dim kettle]

👀

[rustic mountain]

Oh yeah shout out to Utah, taking them gators down

[weak gull]

FUCK THEM GATORS

[dim kettle]

Me who doesn’t care for Gainesville Football

[steel nexus]

Pakistan will win today

For sure

[rustic ore]

I stand by my misfit Gators 😤

[dim kettle]

Yeah, yeah. back to talking about Tebow and the glory days for another year.

[rustic ore]

Rich coming from someone whose preferred college team is the NCAA version of the Cowboys, stuck in the 90s

[dim kettle]

Sorry, I’d prefer to be compared to… BEARS FOOTBALL!! thank you very much.

[old skiff]

That shi is random af, i like brighton a lot but he's killin his career

brighton plays good football so let's see

[honest umbra]

i hope he plays well under de zerbi

and comes back to barca with full confidence

[old skiff]

Yeah he still has the ballon dor potential. I hope he shines in a team kinda meant for young players to evolve and play freely, de zerbi ball is so good

[final falcon]

Feel like he’ll come back a different bread under Zerbi ngl

[short flame]

He needs to regain confidence and it’s a decent place to do so

[dim ledge]

All the confidence in the world isn't gonna fix a target joint

If his knee still plagues him there's not much anyone can do

[short flame]

He needs to get regular playing time and he can get that at Brighton while also having less expectations. But yeah has to remain healthy or he’ll end up like James

[dim ledge]

Thanks

[smoky fable]

Speaking of Barca, I don’t have much expectations on Felix on a surface level with you guys. Thought Xavi didn’t want him. Cancelo made sense

[short flame]

Don’t know why you’re thanking me but it’s been a pleasure

[sweet tree]

he's not really injury prone anymore but I can't say he still looks like what he did before the injury. it's really Xavi who decides to not use him really, he was rarely a starter last season when he was healthy. He got scraps for playing time, I think it's cool he'll go to Brighton and get to play and pick up rythm. Hope he succeeds, but I really don't think his situation will change much if Xavi is still the coach here. He has his preferences

[smoky fable]

Thoughts on the Felix loan

and Cancelo too

[sweet tree]

glad we got cancelo, needed a fullback to cover the right side as we literally got no one there. Had to play Araujo there a couple of times

Felix idk, hopefully it'll work out but not expecting a lot. He's good on the ball but his decision making and finishing is kinda poor

[smoky fable]

I see a lot of Barca fans have low expectations on Felix

[smoky fable]

Never heard of the fullback term for the right side till now. Mainly knew it as a right back. Interesting

[sweet tree]

yeah its right back

he could play left back too but we got that covered

[smoky fable]

But I’ve seen a lot of fans have complaints about the hole with sergi Roberto on that side I think?

Before the move

[sweet tree]

ye

[smoky fable]

Aight

[sweet tree]

sergi can play in midfield too

he was decent once at RB a couple years ago

atleast when suarez was here

they had a good connection

[smoky fable]

Good tandem sounds like

[short flame]

I think both of them will do okay but I don’t expect them to be long term solutions

[smoky fable]

Makes sense

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFLRookieWatxh/status/1697802808815243572?t=ubxS8OhrQGOxJlmCg6gmHg&s=33

NFL Rookie Watch (@NFLRookieWatxh)

Travis Hunter will reportedly be starting at both CB and WR in tomorrow’s game against TCU.

Many NFL scouts reportedly believe Hunter has the potential to be either a team’s “CB1 or WR1” at the next level.

One Colorado assistant that spent decades in the NFL said Hunter…

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Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 2:45 AM

Nutty stuff but I can’t say the kid isn’t talented enough to pull it off

[proud coyote]

not a very flattering photograph

but yeah, I mean this kid is trying to just be deion 2

[rustic ore]

Can't say he doesn't have the ability to pull it off

Plus it's Colorado, when is the last time they had a bona fide stud prospect?

[proud coyote]

laviska is the last one I remember

[rustic ore]

On the subject of Colorado I sure hope Prime is doing alright, haven’t heard an update on him lately but last I heard he was dealing with blood clots

Scary stuff, poor guy. Hate how he’s had so many health issues pop up recently

[thorn hornet]

Sheffield can't be helped

Second worst team in the league after Luton

Archer scores

[hasty basin]

Very interesting

Jobe is a striker?

Now

THIS IS SO HUGE

[thorn hornet]

Pickford

Everton can't be helped

Only Allah can save them

[burnt cedar]

They’re not playing with one

They’re battering Southampton as well

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Amazing for me

[thorn hornet]

Predictions for tommorow

Arsenal 2-1 United

Hojlund debut goal written in the stars

Nketiah in the room brace

[mental elk]

You are being awfully kind to United there tbh

[thorn hornet]

I hope Gabriel starts

[hasty basin]

2-0

I need Saliba cs

[hasty basin]

Havertz?

Sunderland 4-0

[short flame]

Please stay home no need for him

[short flame]

Hope to see them back where they belong soon

[hasty basin]

Shit

Danjuma

[burnt cedar]

If we play the same team from last week then 3-1 united

Hojlund 2 Rashford 1 Martinelli 1

If white is rb then we’re winning 2-1

[hasty basin]

Lineups are out

Richarlison benched by Solomon

Which should have happened a long time ago

Was even considering getting him

[short flame]

That guy’s back in the prem?

[hasty basin]

Who

[short flame]

Rondon

Unless you’re talking about another Salomon

[hasty basin]

Nah I meant Manor Solomon

Generaly I say last names

👀

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Don’t know who that is

Seems made up

[short flame]

I know but it’s the only salomon I know

[hasty basin]

He was pretty good for Fulham

Oh my

Fucking god

Pickford

Fair play man

https://vxtwitter.com/EvertonNewsFeed/status/1697965916699472002

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Good save

@hasty basin why is the bro not in your squad?

[hasty basin]

Impossible to register this quickly

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[hasty basin]

He would be otherwise but yeah

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I was looking forward to the game

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1697949817635262498?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

Neto

What the fuck are you doing

[celest zephyr]

@rustic mountain well you are right the rangers are sinking into the abyss lol

Doubt the blue jays make it with the form the Astros and mariners are on though

[rustic mountain]

They can make it and the mariners and astros make it

There are 3 wild card spots

If the rangers keep up their awful ways, it'll go
Orioles
Astros or Mariners
Twins
Rays
Astros or Mariners
Blue Jays

[short flame]

I was so proud of his save

[hasty basin]

We can 100% win vs Brentford

[short flame]

Without sinisterra

[thorn hornet]

Partey out for 3 months

Yall fucking with me istg

[hasty basin]

.

Spurs bench Richarlison and this happens

Shoulda done it sooner man

[hasty basin]

Are you serious man

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

BROOOKSYYYYYYY

[dim ledge]

My agenda grows...

[hasty basin]

Come on man let's hold it

[fluid moat]

Son hat trick?

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

This spurs team is DANGEROUS now

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/football-gif-25905993

Sonny is back

[broken ledge]

Jackson 💀

[dim ledge]

Mbuembo super sub

Wait nvm

He didn't get subbed lmao

LOOOOOOOL

[hasty basin]

LMAO

Ffs man

We were so close

[short flame]

2-2

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/FPL__Raptor/status/1698000013887000762?t=oOcBFuxKf8UR1W38NWGPYg&s=19

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Chelsea are done

[broken ledge]

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I don’t get teams who play with no real #9

[hasty basin]

My last bench

And yk what

It's fucking Cooper's fault

For not starting him

[dim ledge]

Ukraine Bolt

[dim ledge]

Bagelwich

[smoky fable]

How did Chelsea lose??

[hasty basin]

He just got

QPR a win

[hasty basin]

They're ass

[dim ledge]

Shit

[hasty basin]

They have us next so they're going to win

Hated Chelsea games last season

[fluid moat]

Bellingham is carrying Madrid lol

[dim ledge]

What could've been

https://youtube.com/shorts/kD6Sed2IXAs?si=fD8DroJKnmDKK-hG

[smoky fable]

Thought they would have beaten Nottingham Forest at the least

Or drew

[smoky fable]

Let’s go. Hat trick

[fluid moat]

Oh Haaland scored a hat trick too

[hasty basin]

Mamarda-->gave away a pen--->saved the pen----> concedd the rebound

Idk how to feel

Nvm it wasn't the rebound

But still idk

[smoky fable]

Dropped a dime deep pass but burnt the Db

[sweet tree]

he saved 2 pens

and then conceded an og I think

[celest zephyr]

Preece is back already lovely

[hasty basin]

2?

[fluid moat]

They’d be lucky to come out of this with any more than 3 points

[sweet tree]

I guess it's 1, but it was retaken cause one of the valencia players was encroaching before the pen was taken

[hasty basin]

Ohh

[sweet tree]

he saved both but I guess that counts as 1 penalty stop

[sweet tree]

owari da

[hasty basin]

BMG yet again

[mental elk]

god imagine Man U vs Chelsea if neither of them get their shit together
Just 2 sides shooting nothing but blanks

[nimble pumice]

Oi oi oi oi

[smoky fable]

Jude Bellingham looks good

[slim nacelle]

Ferguson hat trick 😩

[hasty basin]

FPL managers with Son Haaland and Ferguson

💀

[dim ledge]

EVAN FERGUSON BAYBEEEE

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[smoky fable]

What a striker

Only 18

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/BillyM_91/status/1698042462990696549

Looks really damn good

Plays receiver and corner

[weak gull]

Been watching all afternoon

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FFH_HQ/status/1698036216539566448?t=A07qZy0uhvwxYpWLBb4EzA&s=19

Fantasy Football Hub (@FFH_HQ)

Two #FPL managers in the Top 10k have all three in their starting 11 🤯

Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 6:12 PM

It's fucking joever

[weak gull]

He’s done everything. I honestly don’t know if he’s a better wideout or corner fr. Looks amazing at both. Has played like 96% of the TOTAL snaps in 95 degrees.

He even threw a pass that was a dot, but it got dropped. 100% going to be a first round pick.

[celest zephyr]

A 0-0 draw where everyone wants to puke after watching 90 plus minutes of terrorist ball

[versed forge]

Oklahoma going for 70+

[mental elk]

Surely it cant be worse than the Chelsea Liverpool 0-0 back in February

[burnt cedar]

Needs to bench Havertz

[smoky fable]

I’ll take him at corner with those traits.

Fun game

[hasty basin]

Cam on Napoli

[torn gale]

Holy

[rustic ore]

Dillon Gabriel is another guy to watch Draft wise this season

[sweet tree]

how do you not score an fg atleast lol

[weak gull]

It’s Arkansas state

Gabriel might not even get picked. He’d be an UDFA in my mind. He’d have to go off every week imo

[hasty basin]

Well then

Zielinski boom

1-1

[smoky fable]

I might keep track of Colorado

That offense is something to watch

[slim nacelle]

Jesus is there no mercy rule they were close to triple digits

[smoky fable]

There is actually a mercy rule

Clemson did it to a team a few years back

[torn gale]

I didn’t know college had a mercy rule

What is it

[weak gull]

No mercy rule but you can agree to shorten the game

[torn gale]

Ah

[slim nacelle]

Oh cuz with that huge of a point margin there I no point continuing play

[weak gull]

This is nothing new for smaller school. They make 1-2million to go play this game

If they win, great

Get blown out, you still funded a major chunk of your athletic department

This game is great

Truly a treat on the opening weekend

[torn gale]

Dawg what was tcus defense doing

That game looked fun though

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1698062562523238539?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Colorado's big 3 played their hearts out 🔥

QB Shedeur Sanders vs TCU:

• 38 of 47 Passing
• 510 Yards (Team Record)
• 4 TDs
• 0 INTs
• Spread the ball to 3 WRs to go over 100 Yards

CB/WR Travis Hunter vs TCU:

• 11 Catches
• 119 Yards
• 1 INT
• 3 Tackles
• Played over 110 snaps…

Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 7:57 PM

https://fxtwitter.com/thebuckeyenut/status/1698062815955763510?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[weak gull]

Colorados defense wasn’t that much better, they’re very thin up in the front 7

TCU struggled covering the middle though, where they lost most of their defense from last year.

Had hardly any rush as well

[rustic mountain]

1 of the reasons I don't like college football

These prestigious schools pay money to these little schools to beat the living shit out of them

Sure, the little school gets money, but it makes that "undefeated record" or at least 2 loss season look better than it is

[fluid moat]

Napoli potential fraud alert

I was told there was gonna be a dynasty

[hasty basin]

They subbed Kvara

And conceded 2 offside goals

WIthin 2 min range

Lol

https://vxtwitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1698068489301381538?t=1UKpVL5JBk6xX761JcIdgA&s=19 LMAOO MY FAVOURITE GEORGIAN TEAM ON OUT OF CONTEXT FOOTBALL

[fluid moat]

How Immobile gets called up to the NT over Scamacca is a mystery to me

[dim ledge]

I mean

Scamacca spent the bulk of the season on WHUs bench

[sweet tree]

would be funny if the ref disallowed the goal since the player took his shirt off before scoring

[dim ledge]

Immobile is a known, reliable scorer

[sweet tree]

but idk the rules for all that

[fluid moat]

He’s washed and coming off one of his worst seasons in a while especially for a team that came 2nd

I think Scamacca will outscore him this season

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/wrestleops/status/1698075364029763932?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Wrestle Ops (@WrestleOps)

BREAKING: AEW have announced that they have terminated CM Punk 🚨

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Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 8:48 PM

[hasty basin]

Yeah idk about Immobile

Mostly the wingers were doing the work