sports

[smoky fable]

Don’t even know if you have a rooting interest in the MLB now

[honest umbra]

rants are essential

[rustic mountain]

George holy hell

[dim kettle]

Wouldn’t say vent. More like explain

[smoky fable]

Except teams you don’t want to win

[honest umbra]

the mariners

[rustic mountain]

God I love Springer

[honest umbra]

i dont

hes a cheater

[smoky fable]

But that goes against Sab now

[smoky fable]

Always tainted by the Astros

Feel good story turned to trash

[honest umbra]

he was one of the biggest beneficiaries of the cheating

[rustic mountain]

Not in blue he aint

[honest umbra]

and unapologetic

[robust grotto]

No but that’s life

[rustic mountain]

It's cool

I cheering against LA

I am*

Not because Fate. Just tired of the Dodgers

[robust grotto]

We are *

[rustic mountain]

[robust grotto]

On the cruiiiiise. We are. ( cheering against LA )

[honest umbra]

3-0

hernandez HR

[rustic mountain]

Wiops

[robust grotto]

oh shit, fate you’re a trolleydodger fan ?!

[rustic mountain]

Fate likes LA teams

[robust grotto]

I didn’t even know. Respect though, I appreciate that all your teams are LA

Yeh I remember Rams / Kings

[rustic mountain]

I respect fate as a sports fan

[robust grotto]

Fate rules

[rustic mountain]

Dude is a real one

[honest umbra]

my biggest one is lakers sadly

[smoky fable]

I BELIEVE

[robust grotto]

Expect for that time he said “the rangers are winning tonight” like 3 times during the playoffs and we lost all those games lmfao

Thanks Fate

[smoky fable]

Pat Bev going to carry them to the play in

[honest umbra]

at least our veterans arent punching young players though i guess

[rustic mountain]

[honest umbra]

u said that right as ducks scored, lunik

[robust grotto]

Lmfao you guys are playing rn ??

[honest umbra]

yes

up 3-2 now

[robust grotto]

Ducks have some of the best youth in the league

You guys too tbh

Mason McTavish is my pick for rookie of the year

[honest umbra]

the old grizzled veterans kopitar, doughty, quick

and then the young kids

[robust grotto]

It works though. Making playoff last year was great

Sneaky C depth. Danault is a good player

[austere lava]

Mannnnn ray

[robust grotto]

Thousand Oaks native Trevor Moore is good too, imo. I like your lineup

[austere lava]

I trusted you

[honest umbra]

thousand oaks huh?

i wonder how he got into hockey lmao

[robust grotto]

Yah Cali kid !

Is that in the LA metro ?

[smoky fable]

There’s the Robbie Ray I knew well in AZ

[honest umbra]

yes it is

[robust grotto]

That’s awesome. Good for him!

[honest umbra]

if i was going to HS

[robust grotto]

Rangers have to too w Adam Fox

[honest umbra]

and found out a student

was going into hockey

it would be so weird for me

being in LA

[robust grotto]

lmao I could imagine

[honest umbra]

like basketball is #1 and then football, baseball

pretty sure we produce more soccer players

[austere lava]

So uh

Who’s going third for the jays

[robust grotto]

There was a kid who graduated same year as me but in the neighboring town.. ended up being a LA Kings draft pick

[honest umbra]

only the 4th inning

[austere lava]

Yea uh oh uh yea uh

Just in case

[honest umbra]

byfield?

[austere lava]

On the slim chance that Julio’s fourth homer is foul or something and we lose

[rustic mountain]

Right

So

It would be either Stripling or Berrios

[honest umbra]

if its stripling

have confidence

he shows up in the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

I personally hope Stripling

[honest umbra]

he has good experience

[robust grotto]

Nah, from jersey. Byfield is Canadian lol. Guy never played NHL but was in your farm team when they won the AHL cup

[honest umbra]

oh u a jersey kid

[robust grotto]

Yeh that’s why I like all the NY teams my guy

Now you know 😂😂

[honest umbra]

why not the devils?

[austere lava]

i have more faith in Gilbert than In ray

[honest umbra]

or the nets?

[austere lava]

Should’ve started Kirby instead of ray

[rustic mountain]

I must disagree here I think Ray was a great choice

[austere lava]

Kirby would’ve thrown a no hit perfect game

[rustic mountain]

Damn

[honest umbra]

yall roll with kirby like that?

https://tenor.com/view/food-coma-food-eat-starving-kirby-gif-4698182

[austere lava]

love me some Kirby

Incredible rookie

[rustic mountain]

Big on your rooks

Can't blame you

[austere lava]

Admittedly ray felt like a safer choice for such a high pressure game

[robust grotto]

Short answer; MSG itself.

My dad is a rangers fan and as a kid I always wanted to spite him with sports. I liked the devils when I was 4,5,6 years old… went to a lot of devils games but on my 7th birthday he took me to rangers / devils at MSG…. Devils won like 6-2 but I came away a Rangers fan after that. The building is so special and I just fell in love

[austere lava]

Being an old fart and all

But Kirby is better

[honest umbra]

dang

the allure of MSG innit

so kirby goes tomorrow if jays win?

[austere lava]

Nah

Gilbert is already set for tomorrow

He’s got good stuff

[honest umbra]

what about kikuchi?

[rustic mountain]

No

[honest umbra]

this should be the kikuchi battle

loser takes him

[rustic mountain]

How about we just give him to Seattle

[robust grotto]

Yup. The devils were THE top team in hockey at the time but the building atmosphere was nothing like MSG. That’s what sold me most. Now you know dude

[rustic mountain]

As a gift

[honest umbra]

he was better for them

but idk

[dim kettle]

Canes with another TD

[robust grotto]

Are Miami nasty this year?

[rustic mountain]

Canes do gud?

[dim kettle]

Losing to NC rn by one score.

[honest umbra]

theyre 2-2 rn

and still losing to NC

so no

[rustic mountain]

O

[dim kettle]

They're not good yet. They still have a lot of Manny Diaz players.

[honest umbra]

is ole miss still losing

something brewing here?

oh wow

[rustic mountain]

Whew that was close

[honest umbra]

that was not a HR

that is insane

[rustic mountain]

Thank god

[dim kettle]

And that's a turnover

[rustic mountain]

That was scary

[honest umbra]

408 ft at 103.3???

sheeeeeesh

[austere lava]

Oh shit a chance here

Unless I’m behind

[honest umbra]

if that was 409, they score

[austere lava]

Oh what’s the ump doin

[rustic mountain]

They confirmed the call is all

Come on Gaus just settle down a bit

[austere lava]

Dark Kelenic has arrived

[rustic mountain]

Damn it. Oh well better than a hr

[honest umbra]

4-1

[austere lava]

And Dark Kelenic has departed

[dim kettle]

21-17

[rustic mountain]

This is why you like a bit of cushion

[austere lava]

cmon crawford

Get on base for julio

[rustic mountain]

Gaus good work

Now sit the kid down and let's get out of this inning

[austere lava]

JULIO IS DUR

Due

Time for his first ever post season hr

The first of many

[rustic mountain]

He can have that next year

Against not my team

hell yeah

Next time buddy

[austere lava]

Fuck

[rustic mountain]

Whew that was a scary ass inning

[austere lava]

We need to work gausman harder

[honest umbra]

one more inning for gaus u reckon?

[austere lava]

Get those pitches up and get him out of there

I could see two if it goes well for him

But idk how much stamina he has

[rustic mountain]

I hope he can go a bit more

[honest umbra]

2-3-4 should maybe be a bit more taxing

but who knows

[rustic mountain]

Either that or we score heren

Get more cushion for the bullpen

[austere lava]

Sewald…..

[honest umbra]

u think wilson is still in the league in 28?

whats his phrase gonna be?

[rustic mountain]

Nicely on Santiago

Dude has played so well today

[honest umbra]

proud of santiago

[rustic mountain]

BO BABY BO

All right just a nice cut Vladdy

Put us up 7 to 1

[austere lava]

Christ almighty

[rustic mountain]

Awe

Walked him intentionally

[honest umbra]

yea i was thinkint they would do that

set up a DP

dont let the scary man beat u

[rustic mountain]

Come on Alejandro

Just not a grounder

[honest umbra]

kirk is fast

i got faith

[rustic mountain]

WILD PITCH

AHHHHH

Walked Alejandro

[austere lava]

SO

[rustic mountain]

Bases loaded

[austere lava]

Gilbert my beloved

Hope he’s ready for the best game of his life

[rustic mountain]

Teoscar. Buddy

You can do this

3 hr night pls

With a grand slam

Come on buddy this could be post season history

He hit him tf

Well that's a run can't be mad at that

[austere lava]

the hell

Sewald

[rustic mountain]

Thanks Paul

[austere lava]

This certainly is one of the games of all time

[rustic mountain]

Come on Matty

Holy shit

He almost Chappie too

Hit*

[austere lava]

Pail plesde

I know you aren’t happy about julio

[rustic mountain]

Sac fly for Matt

[austere lava]

Fucking end me

Christ almighty

[rustic mountain]

Let's keep it up guys I wanna play another game

[austere lava]

Put fucking torrens in to pitch again

[rustic mountain]

At least I know Gaus gonna pitch some more

DANNY BOI

8-1 Jays

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/controlmypc-cat-screaming-discord-gif-20582295

why is Sewald still in there

[rustic mountain]

He got pulled on that

[austere lava]

Castillo

Ok

[rustic mountain]

He

He hit Whit

In the fucking helmet

Fuck these Mariners relievers dude omfy

Omfg

It's one thing if it is a one off but this the 2nd Jay hit and one in the helmet and there was nearly 3 hit

[austere lava]

This is a total reversal of yesterday lol

In every way

[smoky fable]

Damn

Will things get heated game 3?

[austere lava]

Thereve been a lot of hbp this series lol

[honest umbra]

yea

[austere lava]

They hit julio twice yesterday

[smoky fable]

So a brawl coming soon then

[rustic mountain]

And the Mariners made up for it and then some

[austere lava]

The Angels got heated for less

[rustic mountain]

Including hitting someone in the head

[austere lava]

Jays are chiller though

[rustic mountain]

Whit was pissed

[austere lava]

Idk I imagine brawls are quite rare in the post season

Would be wild

[rustic mountain]

Took a lot for him to stay back

[austere lava]

Well this game is totally fucked

[honest umbra]

mariners-blue jays rivalry?

[rustic mountain]

I don't wanna hate the Mariners by any means

The fans are chill

And their players are usually cool to root for

[smoky fable]

Your Canes look bad Siren

[austere lava]

Just some poor control

Just end this please

Christ this game is barely half done

[rustic mountain]

Jays pull Merrifield

[austere lava]

It’s only gonna be more painful if we rack up a few runs here only to lose

[rustic mountain]

Makeming sure he is okay

[dim kettle]

No shit. Still a lot of Manny's guys.

[smoky fable]

Even with his guys, his coaching is not it

[haughty moss]

[austere lava]

Dumper time

[rustic mountain]

Gausman must be feeling tired

Dominated for 6 innings

Then also sat

[austere lava]

I concur. He looks very tired

Better pull him to be safe

[celest zephyr]

8-1 let’s go

Yeah rest him

Don’t risk blowing this game by wearing him out

[dim kettle]

In this series a Toronto team doesn't have to win 4 to advance.

[rustic mountain]

Damn Tapps down

Look like he knocked the wind out

[austere lava]

Seems like our offense finally woke up

In true mariners fashion they will proceed to give me hope for this game then lose anyway

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1578871490195267584?s=20&t=0TlPaw5wtZdAmQNkNJoS1w

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

C.J. Stroud first half stats🔥

15/18
285 YDS
4 TD
1 INT

Likes

131

Twitter · Oct 8, 2022, 10:14 PM

[celest zephyr]

Damn it

[rustic mountain]

Dont worry he will be a shit nfl qb

[austere lava]

Oh uh what happened

It says injury delay

[rustic mountain]

Tapps knocked the wind out of himself

[austere lava]

??

[rustic mountain]

He dove for the ball

[dim kettle]

Can't be worse than Fields or Haskins.

[austere lava]

Oh

[celest zephyr]

Yeah fields already a bust

[dim kettle]

He isn't helping himself. The Bears are doing the rest of the work with making him a bust.

[austere lava]

Haniger Grand Slamiger

Please

[rustic mountain]

Might be the last batter Gaus sees

[dim kettle]

Thanks ESPN for reminding me of a time when Miami wasn't shit.

[rustic mountain]

Come on double play ball please

[austere lava]

Fuck

[rustic mountain]

Struck him out hell yeah

[austere lava]

Haniger was our best shot there

[rustic mountain]

Might be Mayza next

Nope

Keeping Gaus

Come on double play ball really really helps here

[smoky fable]

I did not know you liked the Canes

[rustic mountain]

Damn even tired and nearly at 100 pitches

Gaus is still nasty as hell

Pop up works

Get one more

[smoky fable]

Just hope he doesn’t give up a home run

[rustic mountain]

Pulling Gaud

Gaus

[austere lava]

He can give up 5 home runs

It hardly matters at this point

Im gonna go take a nap

[rustic mountain]

What a damn day for him

Love that guy

[haughty moss]

harrison jr HIM

[rustic mountain]

He was brought in to replace Ray when he left

And he outdid him

Love it

[smoky fable]

Wish he was eligible

[austere lava]

He was good today

[smoky fable]

Sab, Pats would love MHJ

that guy is good

[rustic mountain]

We would ruin him

Or we will take a dud

[haughty moss]

ong id take him on our team

[smoky fable]

Take any of those OSU receivers

Got to get one

JSN

[haughty moss]

least he don't drop passes

stares at pats wrs

[rustic mountain]

Instead of him Bill will take some other stone hands, no field vision wide out

[haughty moss]

[smoky fable]

Parker, Bourne not showing up?

I know about Agholor already

[rustic mountain]

Bourne does when he is thrown to

[dim kettle]

Runs down the middle keep getting stuffed for losses.

Miami:

[rustic mountain]

Parker disappears for long long stretches

Nelson. Sucks.

Come on Mayza

Shit

[smoky fable]

Sounds like Leftwich

[dim kettle]

Kinda hard liking them.

lol

[haughty moss]

😂

[smoky fable]

This reminds me of your Bears football love

[austere lava]

Oh shit

[dim kettle]

CANES FOOTBALL! and BEARS FOOTBALL!! are too different things.

[austere lava]

SLAMTANA

Don’t do that

Don’t give me hope

[rustic mountain]

God. Damn. It. Mayza

[austere lava]

We’re still down 3

[rustic mountain]

Shoulda left Gaus in

Fuck

[smoky fable]

Reliever gave up that one huh

Damn

[smoky fable]

A lot of similarities too though

Both live in the past

[austere lava]

Our bullpen is stronger

💪

Oh interesring

Replacing Kelenic huh

[dim kettle]

Canes aren't boring as dirt though. BEARS FOOTBALL puts me to sleep and am forced to watch 3-4 primetime games a year.

[rustic mountain]

Gausman gets charged

But

Dude deserves all the credit in the world. Even in a loss

[austere lava]

Yea he did well

Would’ve been fun to see him face off against Castillo

[rustic mountain]

Sucks but oh well woulda been fun

[austere lava]

But Castillo dominating all game was much more fun 😏

[rustic mountain]

If we win this game I am at least glad Castillo is out of the picture

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/813Drew/status/1578855598459744256?s=20&t=0TlPaw5wtZdAmQNkNJoS1w

Andrew⚡️ (@813Drew)

@RaysBaseball

Likes

428

Twitter · Oct 8, 2022, 9:11 PM

[rustic mountain]

Dude is electric

[austere lava]

I so desperately want to see him pitch against the astros

[rustic mountain]

And I want to see Gausman against the Astros

[austere lava]

bah

[rustic mountain]

But either way

If we dont go

Yall better play as hard as you can against the stros

[honest umbra]

rays country, lets ride home

[austere lava]

I’ll relay that message to my buddy scott servais

[rustic mountain]

Lmao

Good

[dim kettle]

If the Jays make it past the WC, they'd do the most Toronto thing and go up 2-0 in the series only for the Astros to win 3 straight

[rustic mountain]

Probably

[dim kettle]

*Let's dive

[rustic mountain]

But god damn Id be happy for 2 gqmes

[loud forum]

Rays country, Let’s drown!

[rustic mountain]

Games

[austere lava]

I have my verlander voodoo doll prepared

Gonna rub pollen on his face so he sneezes every pitch

[rustic mountain]

You know what sucks

This is Canadian Thanksgiving weekend

And we out here possibly blowing leads

[austere lava]

At least y’all get to play at home for that though

That’s nice

Kinda glad y’all got the home game

[rustic mountain]

Yeah. Far less drive back home after a loss

[dim kettle]

A Toronto tradition

[honest umbra]

wait sab

i just realized ur rooting against the team of the state ur from

[rustic mountain]

Yes

[honest umbra]

u must have hella mariners fans around u

[rustic mountain]

Yes

Wearing Blue Jays gear isn't fun

[dim kettle]

Half of them weren't even 2 the last time they made the playoffs.

[honest umbra]

excuse u

i was 3

[austere lava]

don’t call me out smh

Ok

Now it really is Julio’s time

He is SO DUE

[rustic mountain]

I was uhm

8

[austere lava]

I didn’t exist

[dim kettle]

Old

[rustic mountain]

I turn 30 this year man

I still remember Ichiro Madness

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/whizzy-imposterfox-lava-fire-old-man-gif-21682323

[honest umbra]

wilson partially torn lat near right shouldere

[rustic mountain]

All right come on 9 more outs

If you can get 3 here, Jordan Romano can come in

[dim kettle]

Sab when the Jays allow 8 runs in the top of the 9th:

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1578876034942140416

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Broncos’ QB Russell Wilson played Thursday night against the Colts, and three quarters of the previous game against the Raiders, while battling a partially torn lat near his right shoulder, according to sources.

https://t.co/HBBoet8LX5

Twitter · Oct 8, 2022, 10:32 PM

[smoky fable]

There you go

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sobbing-gif-23296047

Me when the Jays lose

Here comes Yimi

[austere lava]

Nooo keep mayza in

I like him

[rustic mountain]

This offseason we need. Need. Need. Bullpen arms and one more starter

[honest umbra]

oh hows yimi been for the jays?

[rustic mountain]

Eh

Like the rest of our bullpen

Outside Romano

He isn't like the worst

But I'd rather have someone a bit stronger

[celest zephyr]

Name a better duo than ramos and red card

i cant believe it Ramos is back

28 red card

[rustic mountain]

Come on sit down Julio

[honest umbra]

was his red card bad today

[celest zephyr]

idk i didn't watch the game

i was outside

[honest umbra]

not surprising they didnt score

no messi or ney

[celest zephyr]

I just saw the result

ye messi wasnt playing due to injury

neymar was bench warmer today

[honest umbra]

maybe shouldnt have been

they drew

[haughty moss]

6TDs for CJ

[honest umbra]

ucla having 40 on utah rn is gonna surprise people

[rustic mountain]

Really trying to get Julio to chase

[celest zephyr]

Ye

neymar and messi is the key player to them

[honest umbra]

vitinha too

[austere lava]

FUCK

[honest umbra]

NO

[rustic mountain]

Julio SITS

[austere lava]

One day julio

Bet he’s frustrated

[celest zephyr]

Ye hes insane

[austere lava]

Tomorrow he’ll make up for it

[rustic mountain]

Yimi stepped up there

Ayeeee

Yimi good work buddy

[celest zephyr]

you just love him to see him dribbling

[rustic mountain]

Alejandro my guy

Come on Teoscar get us some more cushion

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/MrMatthewCFB/status/1578868976318574592?s=20&t=0TlPaw5wtZdAmQNkNJoS1w

Mr Matthew CFB (@MrMatthewCFB)

35TH AND GOAL

Likes

186

Twitter · Oct 8, 2022, 10:04 PM

[simple seal]

Game is gone

[rustic mountain]

Free swing time buddy come on

[austere lava]

I wish they’d left it at 8-1

Instead of teasing me like this

[rustic mountain]

Full count

Well no dp

Teoscar 3-3 day

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/TonyDungy/status/1578880743291645952?s=20&t=LSMWNGWR2vLZvsdxE199Mg

Tony Dungy (@TonyDungy)

Where have I seen this before??? Oh, maybe for 7 years at Colts practices and games. Marvin Harrison Jr. doing some pretty incredible things today for Ohio State in East Lansing. I have to say I’m not surprised. 😄

Twitter · Oct 8, 2022, 10:51 PM

[rustic mountain]

Is MHJ even coming out to the draft this year

[dim kettle]

No, next year.

or after.

I can't remember rn.

[rustic mountain]

Damn

Well we will suck then too

[dim kettle]

There's always still Jaxon Smith-Njigba for the next draft.

[rustic mountain]

Teoscar stole that shit

What a game for that guy

But once again nearly fucking hitting a jay

God. Damn. Stop throwing inside yall cannot do it obviously

CHAP SAFE

He okay????

Back up 4 run lead, whew feels better

[austere lava]

I should stop checking this game

We’ll pay ya back tomorrow

Prepare to be

Gilberted

[dim kettle]

Sums up Canes football.

[rustic mountain]

Ill say this

I hope with every fiber of my being Manoah is pitching against the Astros

Shit gotta run an errand

[austere lava]

Good

Now while he’s gone hit grand slam please

[rustic ore]

2024 would be the earliest he can come out sadly

Also holy crap, Marvin Sr is 6’0, Marvin Jr is 6’4 and doing this stuff

[honest umbra]

6'4?

thats diff

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[honest umbra]

ucla beats utah

should prob be top 15 now

[rustic ore]

Poor Utah

[honest umbra]

ucla actually looks good

apparently the transfer thing has helped chip kelly a lot

also charbonnet will most def be a RB in the NFL

[smoky fable]

He’s a monster

[smoky fable]

Utah was a solid team. That loss to your team Florida sunk them

Watch the Mariners come back and end the series

[honest umbra]

6-9 game, top of 8th, no outs, 2 on

get back in here @austere lava

[austere lava]

FUCK STOP GIVING ME HOPE

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah, you’re usually pretty chill when it comes to the MLB playoffs fate

Even with the Dodgers

[austere lava]

My blood pressure looks like a universal ride from this game

It looks so winnable too

Would be incredible if we pulled this off

[smoky fable]

I don’t know how Sab would take it though

[austere lava]

Ohmygosh

Slamtana in position for a grand slam again

Jesus christ

Santana 😭

No need to run fast if it’s a homer 🙂

Fuck I hope he didn’t injure a hamstring

[rustic mountain]

Romano is dirty as. Hell

[honest umbra]

mariners better not do a NOBLETIGER

[rustic mountain]

Come on buddy

[honest umbra]

in the 8th

[rustic mountain]

Chase damn you chase

[austere lava]

Please just don’t get out

Get us to julio

[rustic mountain]

Double play ball. Manifesting it

[austere lava]

Fuck

[rustic mountain]

Got em

Jordan come on buddy just 4 more outs and we live another day

Fuck

[austere lava]

HOLY SHIT

[rustic mountain]

Fuck

[honest umbra]

TIED GAME

[austere lava]

JULIO UO NEXT

[honest umbra]

IN BETWEEN EVERYONE

[austere lava]

Dude

[rustic mountain]

I hate baseball

[austere lava]

Srjif

[honest umbra]

WHAT IS THIS GAME

i hope bo is alright

and springer

that was a huge collision

[rustic mountain]

Fuck.ing god damn it.

[austere lava]

Oh they ran into each other

Wow this series is fucking perilous

5(?) hbp, santana pulled a hamstring and two jays ran into each other

[rustic mountain]

We are gonna lose this god damn game

[austere lava]

Julio please

Finish em off

[rustic mountain]

Fuck this man.

[austere lava]

Put the bird down

[simple seal]

From 8-1 to 9-9 right?

[austere lava]

Yup

[rustic mountain]

Now I want the Astros to win in my bitterness

Sweep the Mariners

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/doflamingo-laughing-gif-15239693

At this rate whichever team wins will have half its team injured by the time they face the astros ffs

[dim kettle]

EXCUSE ME?

WTF HAPPENED ?

[honest umbra]

mariners came back

[rustic mountain]

Absolutely. Beyond. Infuriating. Fire every in the bullpen.

[austere lava]

Mariners happened

[honest umbra]

single in between springer-bo

[rustic mountain]

Everyone*

[austere lava]

whahahahahah

Mariners World Series is gonna be hype as fuck

[rustic mountain]

Fuck the Mariners

[austere lava]

Tweet tweet

[dim kettle]

Get sweep by the Astros.

[austere lava]

don’t even

[honest umbra]

they should check bo's arm out

it could tighten up

[austere lava]

oh hell no

They fuckin walked him

Sucks

Well more runs for France I guess

[rustic mountain]

Ughhh

[haughty moss]

This game 💀

[austere lava]

Well

Playoffs have been hype so far

[rustic mountain]

All right we are at least out of that miserable inning

Frustrated, but the anger dissolved

Shit it's Munoz

We are fucked

[austere lava]

YES

Bring the 103mph fastball back

[smoky fable]

I missed the baseball playoffs

[rustic mountain]

At least we dont face Julio anymore

JBJ. Same story in Tornoto

[austere lava]

Feel bad for julio

[rustic mountain]

I do not

[smoky fable]

Hope Springer is alright

That collision was nasty

[rustic mountain]

He will have all offseason to recover

[austere lava]

There’s that dirty fastball

[smoky fable]

Probably should have just let it drop and let up one run

[smoky fable]

Damn you think they won’t win now huh

I guess the collapse plays into it

[rustic mountain]

You don't get punched in the gut like that

And just

Not feel it ya know

[smoky fable]

least it isn’t a haymaker

[rustic mountain]

Dude what is going on with M's relivers consistently running it in so close inside

[austere lava]

Munoz isn’t like himself

He was much better yesterday

[rustic mountain]

Well Vlad

If you're the super star you're supposed to be

This is your chance

[smoky fable]

Homer incoming

[rustic mountain]

Homer happens Id be beyond celebrating

Bo nice steal

Vemqi I gotta be honest. I am a bitter type of fan sometimes. So lo siento if I say something rude, I swear I dont mean it and I swear I try to control it

Vlad moves over Bo but 2 outs

[austere lava]

This is a heated series

S’all good

[rustic mountain]

Dude win lose or whatever

Your pitching coach needs to talk to your relivers

Relievers*

Inside inside inside

[austere lava]

That was tense

[rustic mountain]

Jordan needs to keep this inning to 0 damage. Absolutely need. It.

Especially with Munoz. Dude looked a bit off but he doesnt have to be perfect

Part of me wants to win just because I don't want to be remembered as blowin a 8-1 lead

Still did

But we dont have to lose

We shoulda just gave the ball to Jordan to begin with

1 out double fuck

[austere lava]

So close

Haniger

My beloved

I’ll wear your jersey to a wedding if you score here

[rustic mountain]

Come on Jordan you're an all star closer

[austere lava]

Ruh roh

Frazier

Be a hero

[rustic mountain]

One more out. Come on.

Get us into the bottom of the 9th, let's walk it off, happy Thanksgiving Canada

[austere lava]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[rustic mountain]

DAMN IY

IT

[austere lava]

He has been HOT lately

[rustic mountain]

[simple seal]

Mariners on some devil magic

[austere lava]

DOWN TO YOU MUNOZ

[loud forum]

Damn blue jays

[rustic mountain]

Fuck this one hurts a lot

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-bad-fly-bird-baseball-gif-16197509

Bluejays rn

[rustic mountain]

Just

Man this is heartbreaking

[loud forum]

Sorry you had to see this man

[celest zephyr]

Rip blue jays

It’s all over

[rustic mountain]

And now I get to deal with Mariners fans

[honest umbra]

shouldn’t they be used to it as leafs fans?

[dim kettle]

Blue Jays theme rn:https://youtu.be/A1KtfDLYlAU?list=PLjOndL4eZDRHj1OqNN6Pk4VluBjHnit5E

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/double-dougs-dougs-doug-twitch-tv-twitch-streamer-gif-16620076

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/گریه-ناراحت-غم-gerye-narahat-gif-23378340

[loud forum]

Don’t lose hope yet man

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-sadness-pet-head-caterpie-sad-gif-16792400

[loud forum]

It’s ain’t over till it’s over

[rustic mountain]

One lone thing is eventually the Mariners will get to be beaten down into submission by the Astros

[haughty moss]

Crazy it was like 8-1

[austere lava]

Nah

If you lose you join us

The bandwagon has unlimited seating

[dim kettle]

Sab knowing endless blown lead memes will be coming his way for 6 months straight:

[austere lava]

Everyone United when it’s against the asstros

[honest umbra]

Oh yea despite how much I hate the Astro’s

[loud forum]

Real shit!

[rustic mountain]

Nah. I am petty.

[honest umbra]

they are the best team in the AL

they will be tuff

still rooting for the mariners though

[smoky fable]

I don’t want to see the Astros win

[loud forum]

Bases loaded

Shit

[dim kettle]

We hate those Astros, but don't let that distract you from the fact the Jays blew a 8-1 lead.

[rustic mountain]

8-1. 2-1. Dont matter. At least the Rays lost too

[dim kettle]

Is what it is.

[austere lava]

Crazy day

8-1 to 10-9

And a 15 inning game

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1578899509538869248?s=20&t=4ZaYyQjq__awnzEkGNfbag

[smoky fable]

Siren in acceptance mode

[rustic mountain]

Welp

[smoky fable]

Sab is bitter

[dim kettle]

I've been in acceptance mode since July ,sir.

[rustic mountain]

I will always be bitter

[smoky fable]

Well that blue jay is probably gone from your profile picture

[rustic mountain]

Nope

[smoky fable]

Damn that far out?

[rustic mountain]

It's staying

[smoky fable]

Till the bitter end huh

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-animal-love-pet-gif-25790099

[rose sleet]

💀

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1578897993562214400?s=20&t=4ZaYyQjq__awnzEkGNfbag

Unmistakable Latin Flavor (@UrinatingTree)

Seattle is no longer punching their fans in the dick. They're punching all of Canada in the dick.

Likes

911

Twitter · Oct 8, 2022, 11:59 PM

[rustic mountain]

One thing I gotta think of is The Jays did something I was extremely happy with this year

They beat the team I hate most 16 times and only lost 3 this year

[austere lava]

KIRBY

[rustic mountain]

And put 28 runs on them once

So I have something to hold on to this year

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-suck-kirby-vacuum-cute-nintendo-gif-16544038

Finish this up kirby

[austere lava]

In one game??

[dim kettle]

Kirb Kirb Kirb

[rustic mountain]

Yes

[austere lava]

Jesus

[rustic mountain]

The Jays beat the Red Sox 28-5

And it was glorious

[dim kettle]

But a banner up for that.

[rustic mountain]

Fuck the Red Sox forever

Two outs to the offseason

[dim kettle]

You mean golfing with the Rays.

Where somehow the Rays won't be able to score and the Jays somehow blow a lead there too.

[haughty moss]

[rustic mountain]

Chappie walks

[simple seal]

Tense AB this

[dim kettle]

one more

[haughty moss]

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/mariners-celebration-infield-dance-seattle-mariners-gif-26230587

[haughty moss]

welp

game

[simple seal]

IS OVER

[austere lava]

WOOOOH

https://tenor.com/view/moonlighting-so-how-about-those-mariners-mariners-seattle-mariners-mlb-gif-26179019

[haughty moss]

[simple seal]

Mariners with an epic comeback

[celest zephyr]

Move Toronto to Atlanta

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-gif-25998423

[austere lava]

INCREDIBLE

[smoky fable]

Damn Sab

[celest zephyr]

That’s Toronto sports!

[austere lava]

Sab on life support

You ok bro @rustic mountain

[loud forum]

Gg blue jays

[rustic mountain]

I have nothing nice to say.

[celest zephyr]

It’s Leafs season

[loud forum]

Actually not gg

[smoky fable]

Say mean things then

[rustic mountain]

So I am not going to say anything at all

[smoky fable]

Damn

[loud forum]

They blew 8-1

[dim kettle]

That's it. I just realized something. Toronto is just a Canadian version of Atlanta.

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/josémourinho-big-trouble-if-i-speak-prefer-not-to-speak-interview-gif-16725048

[simple seal]

AL East in shambles

[celest zephyr]

I said that already

[simple seal]

AL Least today

[austere lava]

Astros are getting swept next

[celest zephyr]

Please

That’d br amazing

[dim kettle]

You mean the other way around?

[celest zephyr]

Please I beg

[loud forum]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-pray-pray-hope-the-best-devuda-hope-gif-18917369

[austere lava]

An entire country wept today

If there’s one thing that can unite all baseball teams.

It’s hating the asstros

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1578903661190971392

Unmistakable Latin Flavor (@UrinatingTree)

Vlad Guerrero Jr: "Last season was the trailer, this season is the movie."

The movie:

Twitter · Oct 9, 2022, 12:22 AM

[dim kettle]

Now I'll wait when the Yanks have a 2018-19 Bolts moment and get swept by the Guards,

[celest zephyr]

Welp lol

[austere lava]

So how bout them tires

[loud forum]

Adam Frazier looks like the guy from Tokyo drift

[dim kettle]

Tree really about to make a congrats vid on the Jays.

[loud forum]

Aii y’all it’s time for the Mets to do some magic

[smoky fable]

Get beat 18-2 now?

[dim kettle]

But man, Kimmy has seen it all. Leafs blowing leads left and right. Niners blowing a lead late in the SB, the Jays today.

[loud forum]

nah man. I got hope today

[celest zephyr]

One season of lebronto

[loud forum]

If we lose. It is what it is. It’s been a fun season

[rustic mountain]

Last thing I'll say for the night, still more proud to root for the Jays than a team like the Red Sox.

[dim kettle]

Met fans' calling since 1986*

[loud forum]

Look at degrom y’all

Inspirational

Nasty fucking pitch

[dim kettle]

About to lose anyways because life isn't fair in Queens

[loud forum]

We shall see Mr siren

[dim kettle]

hmmm

[loud forum]

Welp home run

[dim kettle]

[loud forum]

I’m actually impressed he hit that

God damn

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/RaysRyd3r/status/1578903971220975616?s=20&t=GZjKFF_QVOPpfisLzTSBIw

Ryd3r - Rasmussen enjoyer (@RaysRyd3r)

@UrinatingTree The movie:

Twitter · Oct 9, 2022, 12:23 AM

[honest umbra]

Hit what?

[loud forum]

Low 101 mph fast ball

[celest zephyr]

In classic Toronto sports fashion my birthday gift is going to be the leafs blowing a lead

On the first game of the season

This is all scripted

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

And it's against.. The Habs AHAHAHAHA! Yeah. it's totally scripted.

[modest totem]

I'm just popping in to say I don't like ND but I fucking hate BYU... so... go catholics?

[smoky fable]

I wish both would lose

But BYU is probably going to win

[modest totem]

I like the way you think!

I can't tell you how badly I hope BYU doesn't win though

[loud forum]

This is not looking good

[modest totem]

Safety!

[haughty moss]

same

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/alexSSN/status/1578905296633999360

alexSSN (@alexSSN)

https://t.co/QFpYTbbW7a

Likes

377

Twitter · Oct 9, 2022, 12:28 AM

https://vxtwitter.com/cjzero/status/1578905195169214464

[coral rose]

Kyle Schwarber strikes out to the surprise of nobody

Hope we trade that mfer in the offseason

And we get 0 runs in the top of the 1st

So much for spending 5 billion dollars in the offseason on “power hitters” who can’t even fucking hit

[smoky fable]

Is he any decent?

[coral rose]

No

He’s garbage

And he’s somehow batting first in the lineup

[smoky fable]

makes no sense

[smoky fable]

Think the phillies finish the series like the other two?

[modest totem]

Oh shit lol 😂😂😂

[coral rose]

BRYCE HARPER HOME RUN

LFG BRYCE

[modest totem]

The BYU game is getting better lol

[simple seal]

Can both teams lose

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1578914045268496384

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Pittsburgh’s reigning NFL Defensive Player of the Year T.J. Watt recently underwent arthroscopic knee surgery that now is likely to delay his return by another week or two, sources told @bepryor and me.

More on ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown and here:

https://t.co/zyVaQApO8U

Twitter · Oct 9, 2022, 1:03 AM

[smoky fable]

alabama misses bryce young

[rustic ore]

BYU please don't lose to ND 🙄

Don't give votes any excuse whatsoever to let them back into the ranks this season

[honest umbra]

not enough of an excuse

[rustic ore]

You'd be suprised

[loud forum]

Thank you Alonso

[smoky fable]

I hate BYU though

I don't like either team

[rustic ore]

Also why is USC playing down to competition?

FFS you're ranked #6, play like it against an unranked Washington State

[smoky fable]

no idea

the offense has been fine

the defense.......

[rustic ore]

Looks like Kansas and TCU had a banger today

38-31 TCU win

[smoky fable]

yep

oh Will Levis is out

no wonder Kentucky is losing

[smoky fable]

I really like Williams though.

He looked good in the pocket

Just no one open

[rustic ore]

Same

Kid shows talent

[smoky fable]

That receiver should have caught that

Cam Ward looks fun for WSU

[rustic ore]

Just worried he's gonna turn out bad like what historically happens to most former Riley QBs where they don't turn into much in the pros

The exception being Murray

[smoky fable]

Hurts has been good?

I keep forgetting Mahomes was Kingsbury's ironically

[rustic ore]

Weren't they only together for a year?

[smoky fable]

yeah but he counts

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-greene-daniel-greene-does-it-though-gif-19158820

[honest umbra]

they haven’t looked that good all szn

[rustic ore]

I don't know, I kinda consider Hurts more of a Saban guy than a Riley guy

Cause the vast majority of the work post HS was done as Bama

[smoky fable]

Think Riley's offense helped a bit though

Even if Hurts still needed some time in the pros to work out the kinks

[rustic ore]

Saw ASU knocked off Washington

Grats to your boys

[smoky fable]

Finally showed some life

[smoky fable]

Good for your gators as well

[rustic ore]

Ty ty

[smoky fable]

I don't know if Mayer will be good or not

He just moves like a tanker

[honest umbra]

Nothing wrong with a tanker

[rustic ore]

Tennessee and Ole Miss looking kinda legit this year

[smoky fable]

Hendon Hooker has been impressive

[rustic ore]

Be cool if either of them make it to the CFBP this year

[honest umbra]

It’s still 4 this year right?

[haughty moss]

yeah

[rustic ore]

It'll be 4 next year as well if I read correctly

Earliest it'll jump up to 12 is 2024

That'll be a nightmare to set up I imagine

[coral rose]

Never forget when Mike Blowers called a rookie’s first home run and got everything about it correct https://youtu.be/gjBfsCWgTv8

BULLSHIT CALL

BRYCE WAS SAFE

FUCK YOU UMP

FUCKING PUSSY

[loud forum]

😭

[coral rose]

Was literally safe

Also let’s go Padres

Because fuck New York

[loud forum]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-joey-i-dont-know-shrugs-idk-gif-10947874

[rustic ore]

Well South Carolina is about to end any shot Kentucky had at vying for a Playoff spot

Sucks to suck

[loud forum]

Lindor doing great today

[rustic ore]

Yeesh, just saw the highlights from that Texas and OU game

Brutal

[dim kettle]

Sooners are soon gone

[smoky fable]

You don’t feel sorry for them huh

[smoky fable]

Oklahoma might not be as good as they were under Riley for a while

[dim kettle]

Of course, Blake Snell might be making it further than the Rays tonight. smh

[loud forum]

Mets got bases loaded

Bottom of the 7th

No outs

Mets 3-2

https://tenor.com/view/mets-lfgm-pete-alonso-lgm-pete-gif-16368384

[coral rose]

Here we witness the last moments before the pain

[loud forum]

Mcneil at the plate

[dim kettle]

More runs score

[loud forum]

Mcneil double

5-2 Mets

[coral rose]

Damn

[loud forum]

LETS FUCCCCCKKKKKINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[coral rose]

No

[dim kettle]

That might as well be done. Unless Edwin Diaz wants to go back to 2019 mode.

[loud forum]

Let me have my happy moment

[coral rose]

It’s the Mets no

[loud forum]

Typical Philly sports fan

Smh

[dim kettle]

Typical NL East shit talk

[loud forum]

Nah philly only

[dim kettle]

Meanwhile, everyone loses in the AL East

[rustic mountain]

Yep.

[loud forum]

Cmon escobar

Give us a HR

He been hot lately

[dim kettle]

Cards really trying to lay an egg here

[coral rose]

Genuinely can’t listen to A-Rod talk anymore

[loud forum]

rbi single escobar

6-2 Mets

[coral rose]

I love him as a player but goddamn he sucks

[loud forum]

Still no outs

[coral rose]

Aaron Nola pitching an absolute gem

Let’s close this thing out Alvarado

[dim kettle]

Michael Kay commentary.

[coral rose]

They keep stroking off St. Louis

It’s so fucking annoying

Here comes Alvarado to fucking blow it

[loud forum]

Vogelbach rbi sac fly out

7-2 Mets

[coral rose]

Damn Mets gonna win

Fuck

Hope the Padres can come back tomorrow

[loud forum]

Well I mean they have to

It’s a best out of 3

[coral rose]

I’m the Booger McFarland of baseball

[loud forum]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-giggle-lol-happy-gif-12711969

That was a good one

[coral rose]

https://tenor.com/view/booger-mc-farland-espn-analysis-gif-22602608

Michael Kay sounds like he wants to die

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/fivepointsvids/status/1578944670495039488?s=46&t=Lg1JLwfv6cSyGcu2d5MmmQ

fivepointsvids (@FivePointsVids)

No Mercy Mets. Keep pressing. Do not Toronto this.

Twitter · Oct 9, 2022, 3:05 AM

[austere lava]

toronto blew (8-1) jays

[dim kettle]

Don’t let this joke distract you from the fact the Jays blew a 8-1 lead

[coral rose]

They’re not gonna Toronto it

The Mets are actually competent

[austere lava]

today

They’re competent today

[coral rose]

No

[coral rose]

They’re winning tomorrow too

[austere lava]

yea lol I meant yesterday

[coral rose]

Come on Alvarado

Damn gave me a heart attack thought that was a home run

Don’t do that to me Alvarado

[restive vector]

Come on Cards

[coral rose]

Goddamnit

[rustic mountain]

Siren do you know any bullpen arms becoming free agents rhis offseason

[coral rose]

Pujols is gonna hit a fucking home run right now isn’t he

Fuck this team

I’m a Mets fan now

LFGM

[rustic mountain]

That's a change

[robust grotto]

Let’s gooooo

[dim kettle]

The best I can give you is a washed Aroldis Chapman

[coral rose]

No

The only LFGM is Let’s Fucking Go Mariners