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hoary hawk
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witcher spoilers

fluid merlin
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Yeah man it was amazing

hoary hawk
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with a season like this oli, henry cavill can stay committed lmao

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plus he loves it

fluid merlin
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Especially considering how the book its based on is just a short story collection, but they managed to make everything connectes

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You really want to know about the last part?

hoary hawk
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yeah

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esp if its 2021

fluid merlin
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|| yeah, he got his own agenda||

hoary hawk
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loool

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||but yennefer was strong af. i feel like they aint gonna meet her right away doe||

fluid merlin
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Yeah

hoary hawk
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also ||triss is still alive too right? she was hella just laying there lmao||

fluid merlin
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|| yeah she should be alive||

hoary hawk
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||idk much about the lore but pretty sure shes important||

fluid merlin
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Also || mousesack is alive in the games || lmfao

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|| dont remember what happened with him in the books tho ||

hoary hawk
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||yea he was one of my fav characters. and one of geralts only close friends, that was wack lol||

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||they coulda had him stole his face AND STILL kept him alive||

fluid merlin
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Right??! Lmao

hoary hawk
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||i like how instead of just meeting at the house, they are just bound to go into the woods lmao||

fluid merlin
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|| but i can understand they need to kill off some character, especially since the tv series isnt connected to the games ||

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|| i dont think he shows up in the books again ||

hoary hawk
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the word destiny still drills in my head

fluid merlin
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A bit too much destiny

hoary hawk
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||renfri was one of my fav still btw||

fluid merlin
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|| but it was worth it because of the last scene at the last episodes, that was so good ||

hoary hawk
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||yea I'm surprised tissaia survived btw. she had death written all over||

fluid merlin
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The next seasons will follow the book series, so Id think the story will get even better and more consistent

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|| right?? I dont remember her character in the books tho ||

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So many cool characters to show up for the future

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Did you play witcher 3?

hoary hawk
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nope

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ima be playing now

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i went into it blind

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i just love the genre

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but im almost destined to play now

copper phoenix
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only played a bit of the game and never read the books

hoary hawk
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still watch the series, spice

copper phoenix
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I watched the first ep, it was nice

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I like the fight choreography

hoary hawk
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oh first ep fight choreography is amazing

copper phoenix
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superman is ZoroNut

hoary hawk
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one of the main reasons i loved it

copper phoenix
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tho I have no idea wtf is going on with the story, not sure if its because I didn't read the books

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I only recognized 4 names maybe

hoary hawk
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i mean i was as igorant as u

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u know more than me lmao

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but in terms of the whole story

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i understnd everything

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that i should know

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(i feel like)

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they dont make it that hard becuz they know they'll have a lot of a new audience

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still way easier than GOT and some other shows lol

copper phoenix
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what I know is that I wanna see more of geraldo's swordfighting

hoary hawk
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superman is amazing

copper phoenix
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I heard hes a big fan of the games and books

hoary hawk
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well games at first

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then the director told him there were books

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so he got into em fast

cold dock
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Cavill is a gamer

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he is one of us

fluid merlin
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yeah, play the game fate if you have a chance

jolly sedge
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U guys talking about Witcher

cold dock
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Ye

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but alas, g2g somewhere rn

fluid merlin
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Did u watch it yet mister jiren

crimson lance
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someone explain something to me

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I thought ||The queen from episode 1 died, but shes in episode 4 now||

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Witcher ^^

crimson lance
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I have another question

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Yennefer said ||She spent 3 decades cleaning up politcal messes, has it been 3 decades since she was ugly||

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Is this all happening at the same time or is this bouncing around time

true yew
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@wary ether ROS

frigid mountain
wary ether
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Whats ROS?

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Lol

uncut yarrow
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@wary ether

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What’s Knives Out about?

wary ether
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Mmmmm

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It’s kind of weird

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It is about a murder in a houe

uncut yarrow
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It’s what kind of movie? Okay

wary ether
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And some detectives are trying to find lut who did it

true yew
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ROS was pretty bad lol

uncut yarrow
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Ooh okay

wary ether
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But there’s like some comedy

uncut yarrow
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Interesting

wary ether
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Watch the trailer

uncut yarrow
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I skimmed through it

wary ether
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It looks amazing tbh

uncut yarrow
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Did u watch it?

wary ether
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No I want to

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Strong did

uncut yarrow
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Ah, okay

true yew
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also my dear @frigid mountain that chart is pretty bad considering how the new trilogiy builds on 40 years of established lore.

wary ether
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I wanted to see it but I’ve been travelling

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Doom

true yew
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while the other one was brand new.

wary ether
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What’s ROS

true yew
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Rise of Skywalker

wary ether
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Oh

frigid mountain
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The point is that the nostalgia filter on Star Wars fans is gigantic and while the new trilogy certainly has its own downs, it's pretty as good as the first two

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But certain types of people keep screaming about how everything is horrible

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Also I actually have this channel muted and all muted channels hidden in this discord, so it took me some very confused time to try and figure out where the hell the ping the discord icon said I had was coming from

true yew
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why even post that here then.

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seems needless

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if you go ahead and just mute it agian

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and eh, I think Starwars deserves every bit of criticism. That is the burden of being a successor.

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a new story would need to make much more effort to even get made into a movie or get any positive reception, while a sequel can coast on "remember the other popular thing" for a while

fluid merlin
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@crimson lance ||it jumps in timelines, each characters point of views takes place in different timelines||

crimson lance
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Yeah they should explaiin this fuck

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So uhh

fluid merlin
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Spoilermark just in case

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Just keep watching

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Itll all make sense

crimson lance
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Circi is ||Daughter of Dunny and white princess|| right

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And her timeline is ||after the witchers||

fluid merlin
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|| yeah ||

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Yeah

true yew
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it shows that Rian made Looper when it comes to Knives Out

crimson lance
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i googled the law of suprise and got spoiled

fluid merlin
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Oh damn IsshoLUL

crimson lance
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So is this why the queen is still alive

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despite ep1?

fluid merlin
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Nooo

crimson lance
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then why

fluid merlin
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|| when geralt visits cintra, it takes place before the queen dies ||

crimson lance
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yeah yeah i know

fluid merlin
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Ah ok

crimson lance
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Wheres yennefers time line

fluid merlin
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|| thought u thought law of surprise revived or something lmao ||

crimson lance
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no no lol

fluid merlin
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Its the earliest one that takes place

frigid mountain
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@true yew Because I wanted to post it during the SW conversation in manga, but just then you said to go to this channel :P
And I still have it muted, I just check it through the link in the manga channel 😂

true yew
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lol.

crimson lance
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so ||yennefer geralt ciri|| is the order?

true yew
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oli no ||Triss||?

crimson lance
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Oh yeah i forgot about ||Triss||
But she doesnt have her own time line i think

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Shes in ||Geralts||

true yew
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I only watched ep 1

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so I needed to know

crimson lance
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shes like ep2 or 3

true yew
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good

crimson lance
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You going to watch more?

true yew
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yeah later

pale tapir
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Sorry I got side tracked

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@true yew What'd you think of episode 9

true yew
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cobbled together mess

pale tapir
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Like, non spoiler thoughts lol

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Ah, damn

true yew
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so you've seen 7 and 8

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so

pale tapir
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I liked 7

true yew
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to best put it without spoilers...

pale tapir
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8... I liked parts of

true yew
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it's a continuation of 7, desperately trying to course correct from 8

pale tapir
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I don't like that

true yew
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tbh I can still see people go "nice effects"

pale tapir
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They should have just carried on with what happened with 8 and attempted to finish the story in 9

true yew
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but if that's the finale of 40 years starwars

pale tapir
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Well, Doom I'm going for the experience, yeah

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For the fact that it's a finale

true yew
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I mean

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that's really the only thing they have for this

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trying desperately ride off the old story

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when they ||destroyed anything that came before with 7&8||

pale tapir
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They should've had a creative director like Kevin Feige imo

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Can I click on that, Doom?

true yew
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yes

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to the click

pale tapir
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Oh, yeah that was dumb

true yew
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and dunno about Kevin

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he's good for marvel

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but that has run it's course too

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starwars has a different kind of humor

crimson lance
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Has it ever been revealed what georges ideas for a sequel are

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i know he gave disney some

pale tapir
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They should've kept parts of the legends universe canon

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Like ||Darth Revan and the other siths for example||

true yew
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I'll be cynic

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they didn't

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so they can use it themselves in the future

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william there hasn't

pale tapir
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That's true. They want to reintroduce it "Disney style", Doom

true yew
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they can do that

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they are already burning through anything the old series had

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even the mandalorian lives off that

pale tapir
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Thankfully the mandalorian at least is decent

jolly sedge
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Ye ros is pretty bad lol

crimson lance
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My mom just walked in while there was a orgy on the witcher

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epic!

jolly sedge
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Nice

crimson lance
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The music in the witcher is nice

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The toss a coin song + all the just songs in the background

fluid merlin
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Its similar to witcher 3 actually

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But witcher 3s is better, some of the soundtrack is godly

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Like skellige soundtrack

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Haha lmao will about the orgy

cold dock
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Stop with the MCU formula

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This is not a witcher comment, LUL

hoary hawk
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I declare the law of surprise @fluid merlin

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That which you have but do not know

fluid merlin
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ooohhh

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i found some old socks i didnt know i had

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ill send them to you

true yew
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oli

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no surprise you like skelliger

fluid merlin
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it is magical

true yew
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my favorite is Velen

fluid merlin
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its so dark though

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so much death

true yew
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it's got some somber charm to it

fluid merlin
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yeah

true yew
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also I'd kill for a live action version of Toussaint

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@broken fossil oda doesn't like to add over the top stuff like HERE COMES THE KING OF THE NORTH. KING OF THE NORTH! KING OF THE NORTH!

broken fossil
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Yeah lol , either way it’s all tame , nothing really outlandish , and can be shown

true yew
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yeah

hoary hawk
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KING OF THE NORTH

fluid merlin
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i throw up a little everytime i hear that

hoary hawk
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ok

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QUEEN OF THE NORTH

cold dock
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Pretentious

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and where is this from?

scenic terrace
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GAMES OF THE THRONES

cold dock
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Figures

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never watched it

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unfortunately

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I'm pretty sure I stated this a reeeaaaaallllyyy long time back

jolly sedge
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Witcher is good quality

hoary hawk
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thank u

fluid merlin
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good quality boobies

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me like

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doom like too

cold dock
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BEWBS

runic dirge
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it's real

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you need to play fortnite to understand the rise of skywalker

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I had heard this before but I'm hearing the details now

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rise of skywalker||palpatine's message to the galaxy is broadcasted in fortnite AND NOT THE FUCKING FILM||

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who

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why

cold dock
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...

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WHAT!?!?!?

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Why!?

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Who thought that was a good idea

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Fucking hell

fluid merlin
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what

cold dock
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Movie is dogshit

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but giving it more reasons to become dogshit is something anyone wants to avoid

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escept Disney apparently

dim hedge
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I saw a guy with a han solo shirt saying legends are born in june

jolly sedge
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The dude in the mandorlian said rise of skywalker is dogshyt

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Lol

fluid merlin
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Who

jolly sedge
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The guy who played the bounty hunter

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That mando was helping

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And then got || betrayed||

cold dock
crimson lance
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i still have to watch it

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i got to the point where the guy pretends his mother is dead ot get out of something and i stopped

sage sleet
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jesus I went to go watch the irishman and saw it was 3.5 hours long

crimson lance
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yeah its veyr long

sage sleet
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I switch between a 1.5 movie like 10 times

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this is gonna be hell

crimson lance
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but supposedly once you start watching it doesnt feel very long

sage sleet
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guessing it's a movie I shouldn't watch with my 6 year old brother 3 ft from me

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right ?

crimson lance
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well its R rated i think

sage sleet
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hm ok

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I'll wait until he goes to bed then

crimson lance
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I know the main character is a killer of sorts

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so peopel should be dying every now and then

sage sleet
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I read the description and yeah

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i'm waiting until tonight

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need something new to watch on netflix

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after 5 repetitive seasons of the blacklist I think i'm gonna drop it

fluid merlin
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Watch witcher instead buggyHAA

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Kids love swords

young compass
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definitely gonna see the irishman

sage sleet
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are all the episodes out or is this the series they're doing weekly?

young compass
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that scene is amazing

sage sleet
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maybe I heard wrong about netflix doing some weekly shows

fluid merlin
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All episodes are out!

sage sleet
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how far are you?

crimson lance
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I dont think netflix has any weekly shows

fluid merlin
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Me? I finished it yesterday

sage sleet
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never was big into the witcher but I hear good things about it so i'll watch

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oh nice oli

fluid merlin
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Yeah its good

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Better than what the fanbase expected

crimson lance
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they always either: make their originals and release em all at once, or buy the rights to share something someone made once its fully made

sage sleet
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I think I heard something about them making some shows weekly

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could be wrong tho bc the whole binge factor

fluid merlin
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Yeah I recognize that

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Honestly, I think binging a series makes it better. I kind of lost interest in both mandalorian and watchmen

sage sleet
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yeah I feel that

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I don't have the patience to wait and save shows

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have to live with it for the mandolarian tho

crimson lance
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Idk i feel like it depends on the show

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some shows are better binged some shows are fine weekly

sage sleet
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dramas I need to binge

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I wish I just found out about how to get away with murder

crimson lance
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The best feeling is finding a great show or book or comic or what ever after its finished

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You get to binge it

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And dont have to deal with the community as much

sage sleet
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most of the shows I've seen the last few months haven't been amazing

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watched a lot of shows and they were good not great

crimson lance
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I havent really seen anything new show wise besides mandalorian

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and its been great

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I started friends like 4 months ago and its been okay good for whitennoise

sage sleet
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I can't even keep track

crimson lance
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But other than that i dont think ive started anything up

sage sleet
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madmen, the hundred, narcos, the blacklist are the ones I remember rn

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watching the hateful eight rn

crimson lance
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hateful eight is good

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i was not expecting it to be a murdery mystery

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Thought it would be a 8 bounty hunters getting together one last time thing

fluid merlin
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yeah i like it

cold dock
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It is on my list

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haven't gotten to it yet

fluid merlin
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the atmphere is great

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scenery, costumes, etc

jolly sedge
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Next mando episode may have spoilers in it from the new movie

crimson lance
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Havent finished witcher yet

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but i know ill be craving more

hoary hawk
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@sage sleet watch witcher

sage sleet
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will soon

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prolly tonight or tomorrow

crimson lance
crimson lance
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Ciris kinda a bitch

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||i get shes a child but she ran while her friend was dyin||

fluid merlin
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Maybe spoiler tag

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I thought the same btw

crimson lance
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is this loga based on the world, like are those several different islands or continents? If not dont tell me what its based on unless it doesnt matter and is simple

fluid merlin
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Doesnt matter

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Wish this song was in the tv show

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But its from the game soo uhhh makes sense its not there

crimson lance
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Songs without words? more like bad!

fluid merlin
crimson lance
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the amount of thirst in the replies to this

sage sleet
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Watch Klaus you have been warned

void copper
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Rise of Skywalker is a 10/10 and a perfect send-off to the main story

cold dock
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...

hoary hawk
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Wow how are opinions on the movie so extreme

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Either really good or really bad

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This is weird af lmaoo

cold dock
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Imma yeet outta here to avoid going mad

hoary hawk
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Even my friend posted it was a 10/10 movie

cold dock
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...

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they do not know cinema

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if they though TROS was good

hoary hawk
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Or just think differently than u

cold dock
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Dude, the movie is incoherent with its direction

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You can like the movie

hoary hawk
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I haven’t seen it so I ain’t gonna go into it

cold dock
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but saying 10/10

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is plain wrong

hoary hawk
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Ppl@exagerrate

cold dock
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I would give it 2/10

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it had good visuals

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Was more coherent than TLJ

void copper
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it's a fun time that still manages to have layered characters, a unique visual identity, great ideas, etc.

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Star Wars has always been a really enjoyable shouneny, heroes journey, animey sci-fi for me and this just pushes that to the max

cold dock
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Dude, it was a mary sue fanfic

void copper
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and all the cynicism around the sequels is just silly to me

cold dock
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there was no character growth to Rey

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Finn is denied a character arc

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Poe is still potrayed as a doofus

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The story doesn't respect continuity as it explains nothing behing the macguffins it pulls

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it is good as a self-contained story

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aside from the mary sueisms

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but it is using legacy

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and that is a nono

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I am being fair here

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it is enjoyable - to a degree

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good cinematography riddled with bad writing, which is a shame - but with what they had to work with from TLJ, I really pity them

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but then again, I don't

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not after Lucas was backstabbed by the people he trusted to follow his guides

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you can enjoy it

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but saying it is a 10/10

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is stretching it

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but I can't tell you what not to like

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that's up to you

sonic quail
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Finished witcher

cold dock
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how is it!?

crimson lance
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yeah i just finished it too lol

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its great

sonic quail
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Its aight

crimson lance
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but uh fuck man really wish i didnt watch it

sonic quail
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Enjoyed it

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Why

crimson lance
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Id rather have it finished before i started

sonic quail
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True

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Was pissed when it ended

cold dock
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Wait, it's not done?

crimson lance
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No lol

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Its one season only so far

cold dock
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Oh damn

crimson lance
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Nothing has happended really this might as well be a very long pilot

sonic quail
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Theres something off about this show

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I cant put my finger on it

crimson lance
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Any examples

cold dock
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I haven't watched it, so I'll show myself out

sonic quail
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The character relationships ig

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Felt a bit rushed for so many of them

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||geralt falling for yennefer. The merchant trying so hard to get geralt to help him bury the bodies despite calling him “butcher” when they first meet||

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If ||u think the mans a killer why ask him to do good with u||

void copper
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Rey is a very layered and troubled individual that manages to find the strength to fight back and overcome her weaknesses with the help of others, if you didn't see that you didn't care enough(?), but yeah her character is definitely my favorite part of the sequel trilogy, and Ben ain't half either

sonic quail
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Like the show is good dont get me wrong

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A lot of things just took me by surprise

void copper
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I got everything I wanted out of Finn even before this movie, so him playing a big part in this one was like a bonus

cold dock
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If she had weakness

void copper
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Poe being comic relief with a bit of a higher purpose is fine by me

cold dock
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and a troubled individual?

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That is somewhat agreeable - but the fact that she is able to use the force with no trouble is really stupid

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like, she has no training

void copper
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almost everything was explained, if you don't like power of friendship/love thingies that's fine, but everything made sense if you're willing to accept the additions this movie provided

cold dock
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and Poe is treated as third rate garbage when he's supposed to be the best pilot in the galaxy

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Comedy is fine

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but not when it is overdone for a movie that doesn't need it at every corner

void copper
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and I liked the fanservice/callbacks

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it had great emotional stakes and twists that made the movie consistently enjoyable

crimson lance
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the butcher digger thing is odd complaint

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he was insulting him but then he made it clear he wasnt a killer

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He kept calling him it cause why not

cold dock
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emotional stakes proved redundant by rey's power

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power never earned

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all the problems are solved by force techniques that even the most powerful force users had to master with years of training

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Anakin, who is a force child

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had to train in order to do what he does

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he was a slave who had to lose alot of races in order to succeed

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he earned his piloting skills

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Rey is able to wish her problems away

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well not wish

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But she is supposedly a force child exactly like anakin

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and is able to do all this!?

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Without training!?

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If she had barriers to overcome

void copper
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as I said, I percieve Star Wars as a very shouneny/cartoony franchise, so I'm fine with all the cliches and "asspulls", as I don't enjoy a lot of Western media outside of artsy-fartsy stuff and some coming-of-age stories

runic dirge
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all things considered

cold dock
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Star Wars is not shoneny

runic dirge
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ROS||thinking about Kylo makes me sad||

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there was so much that could have been done and he deserved so much better

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and I really do like him

cold dock
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Kylo is done dirty

runic dirge
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I wanted so much more for him

void copper
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and treating Star Wars as some masterpiece Bible is kinda counter-productive imo

runic dirge
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I've never seen anyone who does that

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people are right to be as upset as they are

cold dock
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I don't

runic dirge
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SW is many people's childhood

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it was part of my childhood

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I'm no superfan, but I can see when an IP is being mistreated

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SW deserves all the hate it gets and much more

cold dock
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I am pointing out that the movie disrespects the franchises themes

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and logic

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and world

void copper
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Rey not only had literal genetic predispositions for being so strong, but also didn't do most of the stuff alone, but with the help of other people, which made it realistic...or, as realistic as you can get

cold dock
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With the help of others?

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In the Force Awakens, sure

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everything else

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nah

runic dirge
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genetics is potential

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everything needs to be trained

cold dock
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^

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^^

runic dirge
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the best steel doesn't make good swords appear

cold dock
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^

void copper
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||the bond with Ben, the Jedi moment, the scene with Luke and the X-Wing, etc.||

runic dirge
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none of those are deserved

void copper
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and it's implied Rey had done a lot of training before setting off

cold dock
#

Not really

#

no

runic dirge
#

what, with ||Leia||

#

lmao

cold dock
#

Actually, no

runic dirge
#

that is bullshit as well

cold dock
#

It is all bulls***

void copper
#

and she was already plenty strong, iirc

runic dirge
#

the idea that ||Leia was trained to be a jedi by luke and passes that on to Rey is obscene||

cold dock
#

the movie doesn't know what it's doing

runic dirge
#

that can not be justified

#

all of these tags are Rise of Skywalker btw

#

watch out! vibe

cold dock
#

Yes

#

Roro gets it!

void copper
#

why is it obscene?

#

they didn't show it

runic dirge
#

because it doesn't make sense

#

that's something that should have been shown

void copper
#

which means it could've happened

runic dirge
#

that's something everyone would love

#

luke, ||the savior of the galaxy, trying to raise a new generation on his own||

#

who doesn't want that

cold dock
#

Leia couldn't also be trained in a short time span as well

#

it is heavily implied the siblings barely made contact

#

in the first movie

runic dirge
#

you can't just say that things happen

#

and then just move forwards with them

#

there's a limit to that

void copper
#

the "show, don't tell" mentality is what rubs me wrong with a lot of Western criticism as well

runic dirge
#

the things they're telling us are nonsense

#

it would be better if they even made an attempt

cold dock
#

You can show it as a nod

runic dirge
#

it's lazy writing and it doesn't even make sense

cold dock
#

doesn't have to be a visual

runic dirge
#

there was Zero effort in making this make sense

cold dock
#

can be mentioned

#

but it never is

runic dirge
#

and this can not be explained away with "I don't like how people criticise things"

#

and first of all

cold dock
#

"show, don't tell" criticisms are there to not treat the audience as idiots

runic dirge
#

what a strange point to get hung up on

jolly sedge
#

Roro

#

I have a question

runic dirge
#

why would you ever rather have someone tell you something than see it?

#

with rare exceptions

jolly sedge
#

|| did they tel u how Palpatine was able to survive ||

runic dirge
#

but why would that ever be what you swing with?

cold dock
#

NO!

runic dirge
#

||the dark side of the force is a gateway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural|| @jolly sedge

cold dock
#

LMAO, Roro

jolly sedge
#

Ye they didn’t

runic dirge
#

THAT'S LITERALLY IT

jolly sedge
#

lol

runic dirge
#

it was amazing

jolly sedge
#

Looooool

runic dirge
#

they didn't even try

jolly sedge
#

That’s a amazing expalnitik

cold dock
runic dirge
#

Jiren,

jolly sedge
#

That proves they didn’t know what to do

void copper
#

because it happened in the past within a timeframe which wasn't happening during any of the trilogies? LuffyThonk

runic dirge
#

they had him say that in the movie

#

he just quoted himself

cold dock
#

WTF

runic dirge
#

another problem Oni

cold dock
#

LMAO

runic dirge
#

we should have seen that timeline

#

we should have had a post ROTJ setting

cold dock
#

That timeline is relevant

jolly sedge
#

Ye jj probsly watched the end of rotj and was like mhmmmmh

runic dirge
#

that would be some of the most potent material

jolly sedge
#

And came up with that

cold dock
#

because you are involving the legacy characters

#

and the lore

crimson lance
#

god i wish star wars never existed

void copper
#

||the only thing that wouldn't have made sense would be if it was implied as happening while she was doing something else||

crimson lance
#

star wars has been a plague upon this channel

runic dirge
#

what?

cold dock
#

and worldbuilding set up by the movies before

runic dirge
void copper
#

"it shouldn't have been this, it should've been that"

cold dock
#

Without Star Wars, visual effects wouldn't be where it is today

void copper
#

that's not what we got though

runic dirge
#

you're not addressing any of our actual criticism

void copper
#

so why blindly hate on what we got

runic dirge
#

you're just making broad sweeping statements to shove the bad parts of the film under the rug

#

I'm not blindly hating anything

jolly sedge
#

They had 40 years to come up with something good

runic dirge
#

it's because I paid attention that I'm so upset

crimson lance
#

jojo has not been talked about in months

runic dirge
#

I'm not saying this timeline couldn't have been good

#

but yes, I would prefer an older one

cold dock
#

Oni, when you are working with a series with established logic and rules - you don't take a hammer and destroy it for the sake of "Twists"

jolly sedge
#

Or I should say come up with something that made sense

void copper
#

you just said they should've shown us something that they didn't

runic dirge
#

this is not me blindly hating the sequels

void copper
#

that ain't criticism if you ask me

runic dirge
#

cool so

#

tell us what parts of ROS we're allowed to talk about

cold dock
#

^

runic dirge
#

and we'll go from there

#

I can attack it from any angle

#

what do you want to start with?

cold dock
#

Trust me, Roro can and will

void copper
#

I've yet to see an argument for why it's bad outside of "they did something they didn't do in the original trilogy reee blasphemy"

runic dirge
#

I have never said that

cold dock
#

uh, we all stated none of that

runic dirge
#

just tell me what I'm allowed to talk about

#

have you even seen the movie, btw?

cold dock
#

We are saying that a series with a set standard of rules and logic have to be respected

#

and the originals set it up

#

as well as the prequels

runic dirge
#

sorry, shepherd, sticking to canon is fanservice

#

you have to fuck it up!

cold dock
#

Motherfucker

#

son of a bitch

runic dirge
#

this is honestly what ROS defenders feel like now

#

why do they hate rules

#

why do they hate consistency

cold dock
#

Why do they hate worldbuilding

jolly sedge
#

Oni are u able to tel us why the last Jedi was a good movie

void copper
#

I'm fine with people being upset with the force stuff, I just find that really silly

runic dirge
#

why

jolly sedge
#

I really think it’s impossible to do so

runic dirge
#

let's start with an easy one Oni

#

Rey being able to use ||force lightning, do you like that||

cold dock
#

The force already has set rules

void copper
#

and for the record I love SW worldbuilding, the horse part was my favorite part of LJ and I love the spinoffs

runic dirge
#

oh god

cold dock
#

Motherfucker

runic dirge
#

you just want your set pieces

void copper
#

yes I do like that, it's pretty clear why she can lol

runic dirge
#

you just want your trailerbait

cold dock
#

Oni just wants the scenics

runic dirge
#

why are you trying to talk about these movies if you aren't willing to engage with them

cold dock
#

Oni cares not of cohesive storytelling

runic dirge
#

I don't care if you enjoy it

#

stop trying to tell me I'm not allowed to hate it

cold dock
#

Just say you like it for the visuals and action

runic dirge
#

anyway

void copper
#

you're allowed to hate it all you want, I just thinks it's an extremely closed-minded mentality

runic dirge
#

let's respond to the 🌩️

cold dock
#

...

runic dirge
#

you're wrong.

cold dock
#

The weather is cold

jolly sedge
#

@void copper explaing how || Palpatine was able to survive this ||

runic dirge
#

||that's a dark side ability||

jolly sedge
void copper
#

no, I like it mostly for the characters, then for the worldbuilding and emotion

cold dock
#

and Oni is giving me a migrane

jolly sedge
#

A planet exploding

void copper
#

along with the music and visuals, of course

runic dirge
#

why do you like the characters

#

JJ and Rian hate them

cold dock
#

JJ even expresses this in interviews

runic dirge
#

is there anything possible to like?

#

consider this

void copper
#

because they're believable and well-written?

runic dirge
#

C3PO was unironically the best part of ROS

#

would you agree, Shep?

cold dock
#

^

#

Yes

runic dirge
#

this isn't even a joke

void copper
#

yes, he was

runic dirge
#

this is the state of the fandom

#

that is beyond pathetic

void copper
#

along with Rey in my book

cold dock
#

And that is sad

runic dirge
#

why do you like Rey

#

what about her do you find interesting

cold dock
#

Rey undergoes no emotional trial - all of it is solved with her mary sueisms

void copper
#

because I see characters as people and not narrative tools? LuffyThonk

runic dirge
#

you're saying nothing

cold dock
#

she doesn't have an emotional barrier that restricts her training

runic dirge
#

talk about her as a person

void copper
#

and she was a very believable people

cold dock
#

nor her abilities

runic dirge
#

explain how she's believable

#

nothing she does makes sense

void copper
#

on a psychological level

runic dirge
#

expand on that

#

she's an emotionless slate

void copper
#

as I said, I'm fine with her powers being asspulls

runic dirge
#

Rey is the captain marvel of star wars

cold dock
#

LMAO

jolly sedge
#

I refuse to see captain marvel movie

runic dirge
#

yeah, we know you don't care about the writing

#

just tell us what part of her you like

jolly sedge
#

I will never watch it

cold dock
#

I saw it

runic dirge
#

because you haven't convinced me

#

because every time I ask you to go into details you drop a vague blanket statement and move the goalposts

cold dock
#

And I regretted that

runic dirge
#

I can't even figure out if you even like this movie

jolly sedge
#

Only time I can see myself watching it is if the fam is

void copper
#

if she was an "emotionless slate" she would just be an emo edgelord, no?

runic dirge
#

wrong

#

Kylo is emotional

#

he has passion, ambition, etc

cold dock
#

Rey has no connection to any emotion

runic dirge
#

he has conflict

void copper
#

Rey goes through the widest variety of emotions throughout the movie

cold dock
#

she literally exists because the world bends for her

runic dirge
#

he has goals that go agaisnt what he wants

cold dock
#

she has no ambition

runic dirge
#

Kylo says "I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do that"

#

he has problems he needs to learn to work through

#

he's an actual character

cold dock
#

her only goal is to get a belonging

#

and since she is soooooo powerful

runic dirge
#

widest variety of emotions

#

Daisy Ridley can't act

#

so you're wrong there

cold dock
#

everyone comes to her and says she is the ultimate

runic dirge
#

from context, you can infer that Rey is thinking about certain things but none of them come through in the show

#

this makes her character a blank piece of wood

cold dock
#

no one scorns her or resents her

runic dirge
#

things happen to Rey and she does things

#

at no point does she ever become a character, there is no reason to root for her or take her side

cold dock
#

and she doesn't seem to give much a shit

runic dirge
#

"you probably don't care, but I like you"

cold dock
#

of anything

runic dirge
#

remember that shep?

cold dock
#

Yes

runic dirge
#

EVERYONE LOVES REY

#

LET'S ALL LOVE REY

cold dock
#

EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO REASON

hoary hawk
#

I love rey

#

Mysterio

runic dirge
#

Star Wars: You Get To Look At Women

cold dock
#

Anyways, got to go

#

I'll let you finish this, Roro

runic dirge
#

can't finish what hasn't been started

cold dock
#

LUL

runic dirge
#

I'm doing everything I can to draw out literally a single point of discussion

cold dock
#

But there is NONE

#

but seriously, got to go

#

Later!

runic dirge
#

catch you later

void copper
#

you see my defenses as non-criticisms, I see your statements as choosing not to be emotionally invested

runic dirge
#

wrong

void copper
#

I really think there's no point in this

runic dirge
#

it is impossible for me to care about the sequels because I have a functioning brain.

#

I look at what they tell me is possible

#

I look at what they do in the films

#

I notice that they don't line up and that the writing makes no sense

#

thereby, it is impossible for me to care

#

if I try to enjoy the sequels, I have to stop thinking, and I can not do that

#

stop asking me to stop thinking

#

just admit that the movies are terrible

#

my lack of emotional investment is not a choice

#

it's a failure on behalf of JJ and Rian

void copper
#

I still haven't gotten any answer as to what doesn't make sense apart from "she's strong for no reason" and "I wish we could see a different point in the timeline"

runic dirge
#

cool so

#

let's go back to Luke

jolly sedge
#

Only good thing about the movies was the quality and the effects

runic dirge
#

and how he's someone that you can care about

jolly sedge
#

The lightsabers look good

runic dirge
#

it's because the OT spends time with Luke and we get to watch him grow

void copper
#

he is, moreso than Rey

runic dirge
#

he's a flawed, imperfect person who lets what he wants get in the way of what he should do

#

he's too passionate and doesn't listen to his teachers

void copper
#

doesn't mean I have to hate Rey for not being Luke

runic dirge
#

eventually, he faces tragedy and hardship and grows as a person

#

at every point in the process, we the audience are there with him

#

his journey is our journey, we learn more about the world and the force through luke's eyes

#

he is someone that we can care about because we understand what he's going through

#

effort is put into OT Luke to make him something real

#

this is why when you take all of that away and ask us to care about Rey, we can not

void copper
#

I agree that Luke is better written, doesn't mean that Rey doesn't seem like a real person, especially taking into account that she remains an insecure and imperfect individual to the end pretty much

#

and there's nothing wrong with that

runic dirge
#

all the things I just praised Luke for are missing in Rey's storyline

#

when they try and imitate them without putting in the work, they are forced

#

they can try and use some of the same ideas as before but none of them are given time to develop and none of it is natural

#

the treatment of Luke's character is nothing like the treatment of Rey's

#

they just expect us to care about Rey because she's the main character

#

how did she learn to be such a good pilot?
how did she learn how to speak droid and wookie?
how did she learn how to fix the millenium falcon?
how is she so good with a blaster?
how did she become so good with the force?
none of these questions are answered or ever addressed

#

the idea that we are choosing to not care about Rey is absurd

#

we never had a chance

#

there is no effort put into making her a character

void copper
#

you didn't see it so it could've happened

runic dirge
#

wrong

void copper
#

the age-old "non-criticism"

#

but it makes sense

runic dirge
#

nope, not true, let me pull up the script

#

: FINN Now that was some flying! How did you do that?! No one trained you? No one? That was amazing! (beat) You set me up for it! (cocky) That was pretty good. REY Good shooting! Thanks! I-- I don't know! -- I've flown some ships but I've never left the planet! Your last shot was dead on. You got him with one blast! (laughs) It was perfect!

#

Han hands Rey a blaster pistol as she stands at looks at the castle. HAN You might need this. REY I think I can handle myself. HAN I know you do. That's why I'm giving it to you. Take it. Rey picks it up. Grips it. HAN (CONT'D) You know how to use one of these? REY Yeah, you pull the trigger. HAN There's a little bit more to it than that. You got a lot to learn.

#

a few scenes later she's perfectly aiming and sniping stormtroopers

#

she's better at fixing the falcon than Han

#

you can not ignore these by saying they were done offscreen

#

she literally doesn't know and is just perfect at everything

#

another example from ROS ||how did she know how to use the ocean glider?||

#

she was born on a fucking desert planet

#

Rey is just perfect

#

she's not a person and she's not a character

void copper
#

I see, I definitely did not remember that. still, luck and talent are a thing, although I do agree that's lazier writing than keeping it ambiguous

runic dirge
#

SNOKE: And look at you, the deed split your spirit to the bone. You were unbalanced... Bested by a girl who had never held a lightsaber! You failed!

#

Rey defeated fucking Kylo Ren with zero effort

#

she defeated him in a force mental battle when she thought the force was a myth earlier that day

#

she defeated him in a lighsaber duel

void copper
#

she is kind of an independant mechanic though, if I remember Force Awakens correctly

runic dirge
#

nope

#

she's a scavenger

#

she picks parts off of an old imperial star destroyer, cleans them up, sells them for food

#

she spends her life doing the bare minimum to get by

#

if she were a mechanic she would have a better transport

#

because she would just be able to fix it

#

and yet the moment she steps into the millenium falcon she's pulling off the most advanced technical stunts in the franchise

#

this can not be explained away with "maybe she did it off screen or in the past"

#

she doesn't even know the falcon is the falcon until han tells her it is

#

she thinks it's just a pile of garbage that hasn't flown in years

#

she never struggles and never learns

void copper
#

see, that's something I'd forgotten about and I agree is lazy

runic dirge
#

it's fine if you like the sequels

#

there's nothing wrong with liking bad things

#

but don't tell people they're not allowed to criticise it

void copper
#

still, scavenging around seems like a job you could learn a thing or two about machines doing, not to that extent though

runic dirge
#

anakin spent years of his life in a workshop and had never finished a race before the boonta eve event

#

even with being gifted by the force

#

it's not the same

void copper
#

still don't think ROS had anything wrong with it though, especially under the shouneny umbrella I give it

runic dirge
#

still don't think ROS had anything wrong with it

#

the fleet

#

||the fleet was built underground, is forced through the earth to take off, which should damage them extensively, they are incapable of going up without a control tower, and there is only one control tower. ||

#

done

void copper
#

never said anyone isn't allowed to criticise anything, just find the "this character didn't go through hardship on-screen and therefore isn't a person" argument kinda crap

runic dirge
#

the ||dagger||

#

Rey out of nowhere ||pulls out the pointy thing and is magically standing in the right place to line up with the wreckage||

#

done

#

the idea that something like that was crafted to be used in that exact situation and position, when it is unmarked, the wreckage could change shape or be destroyed at any time, is retarded

#

things just Happen because the plot requires it

void copper
#

you can't know the mechanics or sturdiness of the fleet

runic dirge
#

they're just star destroyers

void copper
#

remind me whether or not the dagger was made after the Death Star attack

runic dirge
#

and I can know the mechanics!

#

I watched the movie, and they explained how they work

#

:)

#

if it was made before the destruction of the death star it only gets more retarded

#

but I'm not sure um

void copper
#

no, it only gets retarded then

runic dirge
#

nope

void copper
#

it's a possible coincidence otherwise

runic dirge
#

for all the reasons I outlined

#

the place she stands in is unmarked, insignificant, and arbitrary

void copper
#

that makes sense within the context of a movie

runic dirge
#

there are a billion angles to look at a billion different parts of the wreckage

#

how would you also know that it is ||pointing to the wayfinder||

#

why is that room still operational?

#

why is the ||death star not in pieces? we saw it explode||

#

ignoring these problems or not caring about them does not make them go away

#

you want more coincedences? we've got them

void copper
#
  1. becuase it is the sole purpose of the dagger
runic dirge
#

the chance of it being used for its intended purpose naturally is Zero

void copper
#
  1. possible it could've survived, again you don't know the technology in this fantasy world
runic dirge
#

wrong

void copper
#
  1. that is just conveniece, agreed
runic dirge
#

||we saw it explode and the force of the impact would have destroyed it even if it didn't||

#

why was this never something the Rebels knew about?

#

how about that?

void copper
#

possibly no contact with the particular planet?

runic dirge
#

irrelevant

#

the explosion could be seen from the surface of endor

#

the idea that a fragment of that size went unnoticed is absurd

#

the idea that is survived impact is absurd

void copper
#

and the pieces could go anywhere at a high velocity

runic dirge
#

nope

#

we saw the explosion

#

you're describing to me a film that doesn't exist

#

the situation we are in now is impossible in the world that was established

void copper
#

sure, I agreed it's convenience

runic dirge
#

that is why this is a problem

#

it's not a convinience

#

it's fucking wrong

void copper
#

just considering the possibilities

runic dirge
#

it's not a possibility

#

also, unless I've got my facts twisted up, the award ceremony in A New Hope was held on this planet

void copper
#

you could maybe argue the implied piece was behind the explosion from the angle we see it from

runic dirge
#

you can not

void copper
#

stretching it but isn't impossible

void copper
#

ah, I see

#

k then

#

retcon I guess

runic dirge
#

otherwise known as an Objective Flaw

void copper
#

agreed

#

goes down from a 10 then

runic dirge
#

you gave rise of skywalker a ten

void copper
#

in the moment didn't have any problems with it

#

now I do

runic dirge
#

everything makes sense now

#

all of it

void copper
#

haven't seen 7 and 8 since they came out, the rest in like 8 years

runic dirge
#

"the subjective side of art is a gateway to many opinions some would consider to be unnatural"
-Bilbo "Biggideas" Baggins

void copper
#

so you refreshed some thingies for me

runic dirge
#

I'm going to go break some concrete with my forehead and finish this podcast

#

which, WOW! hey, just saying

#

it's pretty good! vibe

dim hedge
#

Oni gave it a 10??????

crimson lance
#

Just a guess but Oni seems to rate things they like very high regardless

void copper
#

true, I do

#

my MAL ratings are subjective for the most part

#

a thing I use to tell people how much I liked something

#

and am dude lol

crimson lance
#

Im not much of a critical thinker when it comes to ratings either

#

but i hardly give out 10s

#

if i like something alot its like a 8

#

Unless i think its one of my favorite 5 manga then its like a 9 or 10

runic dirge
#

my MAL rating are very subjective as well

crimson lance
#

Something thats good not great is a 6

runic dirge
#

but a lot of though goes into them

crimson lance
#

7 is great

runic dirge
#

because I'm consistent and I have to measure things carefully

crimson lance
#

5 is okay

#

4 is bad, 3 is awful, 2 is terrible, 1 is why did i pick this up i hate my self

void copper
#

10 - loved everything + blew me away/connected to it on a higher level
9 - loved everything/almost everything
8 - liked it but had personal problems with it, or it wasn't as interesting
5-7 - meh, 8 without the "liked it"
4-1 - did not like, delet

#

sort of applies to Western things and other mediums I guess?

jolly sedge
#

nice

pale tapir
#

So, I didn't hate Rise of Skywalker

#

7.2/10

#

Lots of plot holes, and the pacing was... Rushed to say the least

#

But tbh, it wasn't unenjoyable

broken fossil
#

im barely thru episode 1 of the witcher show

#

and i fuckin love it

#

right from the first second of the first scene lol

hoary hawk
#

lmaoo nice

fluid merlin
#

Nice earl

mighty mist
#

You got to love EFAP.

cold dock
#

Roro, you did good work!

signal nova
#

Saw the witcher and boy was it worth it

#

All those critics saying garbage and copying each other is really getting old quick

cold dock
#

The critics have an agenda

#

Gamers, nerds, and geeks are an oppressed minority

#

they want us gone

#

and everything we love

#

Also, RT is a partner with Disney

fluid merlin
#

I think it got decent reviews from critics as well?

cold dock
#

It did

#

but the nay sayers tell the same shit

#

its like one hive mind

#

LMAO

signal nova
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Ryttttt GWpingKanyeLUL

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Fucking bastards

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Because life’s too short for Netflix drama running times, I skipped ahead to the fifth episode

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Imagine that ffs!

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You being paid to critic something and yet u fucking skip ahead

fluid merlin
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Eehhh

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They know the show is a big thing

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So they write some controversial to get more clicks

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And they succeeded since i clicked on it

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Urgh

signal nova
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Baiting on a whole ‘nother level

cold dock
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Jokes on them - I can see through their bulls***

broken fossil
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Forreal though this show feels like I’m playing a quest in Witcher 3 but hands-free 😂 it’s kind of amazing , there is geralt making all my dialogue choices for me

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The way the cameras are shifting between the faces as they have conversations too, it’s like part of a quest 😂

cold dock
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A video game adaption done right!

broken fossil
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Yep!!

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The episode flow is like me starting a quest in the beginning and by the end of the hour I’m finishing that quest

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My nerd radar goes off the charts watching this show

hoary hawk
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Wow @broken fossil you nerd

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But ye finished the show yesterday loved it

broken fossil
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lmao

hoary hawk
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We can have the detailed discussion once u finish it all

broken fossil
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ok

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only on episode 3

fluid merlin
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Has anyone read sandman?

hoary hawk
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I have not

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Is it good

fluid merlin
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Ive heard its a masterpiece so i got curious

pale tapir
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Oli is that the comic book?

fluid merlin
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Yeah

cold dock
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It is really good

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read the first few volumes

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its more psychological

fluid merlin
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Isnt it about mythology and stuff?

cold dock
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yep

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but delves into its themes as well

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just read it and you'll understand

true yew
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tbh

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Sandman is overrated

cold dock
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Is it really when not alot of people know of it

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I mean, it is good

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but the hype is excessive

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If anything, rereading it is a chore

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meant to be only read once

pale tapir
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I'm about to start the witcher

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Here we go WewLad

jolly sedge
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@hoary hawk

crimson lance
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if you have questions ask here

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the show is confusing

hoary hawk
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why did u tag me

crimson lance
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I think he knows you watch witcher and strong watches witcher so he should tag you

sage sleet
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gonna binge tonight

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started episode 1 last night

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I sorta see what alb means from even the first episode

pale tapir
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Cool, yeah haven't had the chance yet, some stuff came up @crimson lance, but will do as the show goes on

sand summit
crimson lance
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this is already out btw

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At least i think it is

sand summit
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yea it is

crimson lance
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I saw clips of it a while ago but it might of been from the trailer who knows

hoary hawk
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u finish? @sage sleet

jolly sedge
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Yo fate

hoary hawk
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hi

jolly sedge
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|| u know that scene in thenwitcjer when their just watching them do it ||

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Witcher

sage sleet
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haven't watched lol

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been playing league with a friend after hanging out with a friend all night