western-series

[jolly sedge]

Ye looper and watch mojo

Are meh

Star Wars theory and stupendous wave

U should watch

All they do is Star Wars only

[spring patrol]

i watch them the most

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Ead1dogHE

[cold dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTDG16Mh2_w

A true lore master

[jolly sedge]

Lol

He’s good also

I’m still waiting for a good explaintion on how someone can survive a Death Star exploding

lol

No one can figure it out

[rotund summit]

They can if they're named Pell. 😛

(I'm sorry.)

[jolly sedge]

Or bad writing

lol

[rotund summit]

XD

[spring patrol]

isnt the star forge stronger than the death star

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Forge

[cold dock]

No

it cannot blow up planets

but it can create an absurd amount of battle ships

to rival a death star

[jolly sedge]

Star forger wasn’t a weapon

It was a factory

That created weapons

[cold dock]

BATTLE SHIPS

A living forge

[spring patrol]

oh

[jolly sedge]

And I think the Palpatine said the Death Star was like the strongest weapon the sith created

[cold dock]

Yep

Star Forge is the best defensive weapon

[spring patrol]

was the star forge created by the sith tho

[cold dock]

no

[jolly sedge]

It got taken by the sith

The sith took it over

[cold dock]

but the Sith aquired it

[jolly sedge]

Ye

[spring patrol]

yea

it was referenced in the darth bane novel in one of the chapters

[cold dock]

It was a big thing with Revan

[jolly sedge]

Ye it’s over 30k years old

[spring patrol]

i need to read some of the raven books

and darth malgus

[jolly sedge]

Star forge was mainly a giant factory

Of destruction

[cold dock]

it was basically the Old Republic's version of the Death Star

[spring patrol]

they are kind of based off the video game i think

deceived is

[cold dock]

ye

[jolly sedge]

Ok old republic trilogy would be amazing

[spring patrol]

darth malgus looks badass

[jolly sedge]

A

[spring patrol]

oh yea

but i wouldnt want disney touching it

[cold dock]

Keanu as Revan

[jolly sedge]

Unless rian johnson is working on it

Lol

Ye

[spring patrol]

get someone like frank miller lol

[cold dock]

No

[spring patrol]

who did sin city

LOL

[jolly sedge]

Kenu needs to be reavan

[cold dock]

not Frank

he gone awol

[spring patrol]

i dont think he'd probably do it anyways

[cold dock]

Hint: Golden Child

he lost his marbles

even more than when he wrote Strikes Again

[jolly sedge]

Jj abrhams was apprenlty one of the best sci fi directors but we know how that turned out

Lol

[cold dock]

JJ is overhyped

he has great visual direction

but he cannot end a story

ending should be easy

beginning is a difficult task

[jolly sedge]

But yeah based of this trilogy

I don’t want Disney touching the old republic

[cold dock]

There are rumors they are

[jolly sedge]

Star Wars the old republic has amazing cinmimatics

[cold dock]

and everyone is like

OH NOOO

[spring patrol]

lucas did all of movies 1-6 right?

[jolly sedge]

Ye

[cold dock]

Ye

Episode 5 wasn't written by him though

[spring patrol]

let him do the old republic but he's getting old now lol

really??

[cold dock]

ye

that is why it remains the most unaltered

[jolly sedge]

I think lucas would do amazing for the old republic movie

But he’s blacklisted by Disney

[spring patrol]

you guys know in the original movie 6 ending they had it written that luke was going to take off vaders helmet and put it on himself declaring him the new dark lord but they though it wouldnt be family friendly

[jolly sedge]

So that will never happen

[cold dock]

He is blacklisted so Disney can avoid sharing royalties

[jolly sedge]

Their was a bunch of stuff they where going to do

lol

[cold dock]

Yeah

we remember that

[spring patrol]

LUCAS BETRAYED US

how could he do this

[jolly sedge]

https://youtu.be/R51LMIAJtsc

[spring patrol]

lucas was the chosen one

[jolly sedge]

Watch this

It’s good

[cold dock]

OH THIS

[jolly sedge]

Received

It’s old republic animated

For the game

[cold dock]

Worth watching

[spring patrol]

oh its in game cinematics ?

yea it is

ive seen bits and pieces of it before

[jolly sedge]

Ye it is

[spring patrol]

looks cool

[jolly sedge]

Sheperd it

Is

[cold dock]

always

[jolly sedge]

More lighrsbaer fights than Disney whole trilogy combined

[cold dock]

better scripted

[jolly sedge]

And a lot of amazing fights in it

With some old Sith Lords

[spring patrol]

dude that 30min clip made my video game creators is way better than any 30mins that disney has done

[cold dock]

and genuine bada** moments

[spring patrol]

lol

[jolly sedge]

ye

That 30mins is better than Disney whole trilogy

Lol

[spring patrol]

id pay twice as much to go see that

and its from a video game too

[jolly sedge]

Sheperd that’s the old republic in that clip

Ye

[cold dock]

Ye

[jolly sedge]

It’s actually amamzing sheperd

Let me know when u watch it

And all the clips are in order

@dim hedge u should check it out to if u haven’t

Already

Oh my bad u already seen it sheperd?

[spring patrol]

ill watch it later

[dim hedge]

[cold dock]

Just rewatched

to remember the glory

and oh man

can't believe all of that was for an MMO

If Bioware hadn't shut down

could have gotten Star Wars 1313

The Knights of the Old Republic is the Revan Story

The Old Republic is the post Revan Story

1313 was sometime inbetween or after both

[jolly sedge]

Ye bro it was so good

It’s like overwatch

The game makes amazing cinematic

S

[cold dock]

Disney, do not touch Old Republic

please

[jolly sedge]

Lol

[jolly sedge]

@fading cedar ye we had a whole discussion about the state of Star Wars with Disney lol

Do u know what happnes in the new movie?

[fading cedar]

Nah, haven't seen it yet

But as long as Rian Johnson didn't get his worthless hands on it

it can't be thqat bad

[jolly sedge]

lol you will be surprised

When u watch it

Let me know what u thought

U read comics at all I don’t rember if u did or not like marvel and dc

@fading cedar

[fading cedar]

Oh yeah of course

haven't kept up lately though

What's up with Dr. Manhattan?

[jolly sedge]

Doomsday clock just ended

Basically Superman used talk no jutsu

And rebirth has ended

So reboot is happing soon

Also theirs another storyline going on with some new op people

@fading cedar

Also based of doomsday clock a lot of fans did a poll and dr manhatten seems to be around number 3 in the dc verse ever

And I agree with that

Based off all the info we have

[broken fossil]

Welcome back bean

[cold dock]

||Talk No Jutsu - but it was only two pages||

||and ||DC ||got rebooted||

||though a subtle one||

||the timeline is now corrected||

||and soon, we will get Earth 2020||

||and in 2030, we will get Hulk and Superman crossover||

||and Watchmen got a happy ending||

[jolly sedge]

U mean like we have to wait 10 years

Like literally 10 years

@cold dock

[cold dock]

yes

yes indeed

[jolly sedge]

I wonder will it be a good crossover

[cold dock]

||well, hulk dies protecting Superman||

||it better be a well worth sacrifice||

[jolly sedge]

are they going based of another comic or are these leaks

[cold dock]

Plans

[jolly sedge]

ok

[cold dock]

aspiring plans

[jolly sedge]

U think they will change?

Cause they have 10 years

[cold dock]

Well, they have to prove to AT&T their comics division is worth it

[jolly sedge]

But we will get the long awaited Superman vs hulk

[cold dock]

Yep

[jolly sedge]

That’s been speculated forever who would win

[cold dock]

Very much so

and we will get a conclusion to the debate

[jolly sedge]

Will they just be in the normal forms or like are they gonna be op versions

Like what they are usually average

[cold dock]

normal versions

Normal Hulk is still OP

anyways, I'll be back

[jolly sedge]

I really do think ww hulk with the power of cosmic could fight cosmic armoir Superman

Ok

[fluid merlin]

Anyone seen the star wars movie yet?

[runic dirge]

I'm seeing it at 1030pm tomorrow

so I'm watching tfa and tlj today and tomorrow in preparation for it

[true yew]

roro

how much blood have you lost already?

especially for watching TLJ

[fluid merlin]

I cant decide whether I should watch it or not lol

[true yew]

have you seen the other 2?

[fluid merlin]

Somebody sell me on it

Yeah

[true yew]

tbh

it's a shit movie

[fluid merlin]

They were alright

[true yew]

but

lol

if you think they are alright, go see it

[fluid merlin]

Im not that mad at the last jedi since ive never been a huge fan from the beginning

[scenic terrace]

Mhm

[true yew]

me neither

they movies are just pretty shit

[scenic terrace]

My parents are big fans

My dad very much dislikes the new trilogy

[true yew]

TFA is ripping off A New Hope and worse at that

[fluid merlin]

Yeah its just the standard blockbuster i guess? But at least theyre better when watching at cinema compared to watching at home is my guess

[true yew]

and TLJ is just crap that wasn't even needed

[fluid merlin]

Wow doom is making me selling the movie to myself

Genius

[true yew]

oli

you have normie taste

and those go watch star wars 😛

[runic dirge]

lol Doom

I haven't even seen tlj yet

[fluid merlin]

Hahaha nah, i have a forgiving taste

[true yew]

good luck roro

[runic dirge]

I've just been soaking up the hate for months on end

[true yew]

I remember seeing is (didn't pay suck it disney)

and it was like

"ah yeah, that's what I expected, only worse"

[runic dirge]

whoa Doom, is that harassment? you sound like you're destroying what you hate

[true yew]

I'd rather watch all the prequels

[fluid merlin]

Best thing about the last jedi was the photo, space looked cool

[runic dirge]

and not protecting what you love

are you a villain?

[true yew]

roro

I have been forced to watch bits of GoT.

[runic dirge]

why did you not watch all of it

[true yew]

and eventually I must vent again.

I did sort of

[runic dirge]

it's not that long

[fluid merlin]

Fuck GoT

Ill never watch that shit again

[true yew]

oli going from stan to satan.

[fluid merlin]

[runic dirge]

remember the trebuchets, Oli?

gotem

[true yew]

tbh it's exactly like I said

[fluid merlin]

I think I can empathize with Star wars fans after all

[true yew]

so

the entire shock and death works at first because this is a new world to show and they look like execptions but eventually ||you start wondering how the fuck those people even could accomplish anything or even trust people to begin with, because the idea of promise is foreign to everyone||

I also started wondering ||why do these people not kill all their annoying leaders way more often.||

[runic dirge]

we will never get a Tywin x Olenna spinoff

[true yew]

though

one thing I really like

||retarded danny gets ruined as character. it's absurd how much power randomly falls into her hands while people don't question that at all||

[fluid merlin]

You like that?

[true yew]

very much.

nothing worse than a show that tries to go "everyone can die" while having people that obviously are spared from anything

[crimson lance]

never seen a story where everyone can die

[true yew]

it's absurdly hard to write longfor for those

[crimson lance]

even in got its just people were lead to beleive are important dying while the actually important people just stay in the background until necessary

[true yew]

what I'm trying to say

it's not a believable world

[crimson lance]

Everyone dying was never the best part about GOt

it was the storys and dialogue imo

[runic dirge]

the characters

[crimson lance]

Ive became a sucker for good dialouge since watching got and a few different taratino movies

[true yew]

what story though

[sonic quail]

It was the dragons

And the imp

[true yew]

it's just chronic backstabbing.

[sonic quail]

Easilt

[crimson lance]

YOu can have two random drug addicts who have no relevance to the story on screen but as long as they have some good interesting conversations its good

[sonic quail]

Lol

[true yew]

could have called it "backstabbing, a story of backstabbing and how people apparently don't know that you can get backstabbed"

[sonic quail]

Betrayal?!

[scenic terrace]

The most egregious moment of GoT was ||arya acting completely carefree after essentially backstabbing them and then getting stabbed, and then falling into a filthy ass river and basically in the end having no consequences ||

[sonic quail]

I do not remember that

[true yew]

it's like ||5 stabs||

[runic dirge]

so toxic, Adam! don't you see how empowering it is to have her nuke the ||night king||?

[true yew]

btw

noticed how all women lost their initial skills

[sonic quail]

I was empowered

[true yew]

all of them

they became dudes.

it's kinda shit.

[runic dirge]

stop reminding me of arya punking on brienne

[sonic quail]

[runic dirge]

you're making me angry

[scenic terrace]

||Sansa is still a lady||

[crimson lance]

cause she had nothing else going for her

without that she is nothing

[sonic quail]

But a damsel

[scenic terrace]

Not true

Apparently character progression is not appreciated here

[true yew]

I don't mind GRR

[cold dock]

I never watched GoT

[true yew]

but he started drinking his own coolaid

and his hate for tolkien esque positivity

that became a meme by itself

[sonic quail]

I dont see it as hate

[cold dock]

Seems all media is against heroism

[fluid merlin]

Lol

[true yew]

naw he said he doesn't like it

hate is too strong yeah

[fluid merlin]

Will you watch the witcher doom?

[true yew]

also I'm saying most of this while ignoring s5-8

[sonic quail]

Yea i think his take is fair to some extent

[true yew]

god no

oli why would I.

[fluid merlin]

[true yew]

as said al

[cold dock]

Witcher, I will give a chance

[true yew]

maybe some GoT buff can tell me

[fluid merlin]

Epic swordfighting with a stud in tight pants

[true yew]

but how the flying fuck does anybody in westeros get anything done?

[sonic quail]

Ex

[true yew]

and it's not just in that present age.

[sonic quail]

Exploiting the poor

[cold dock]

[true yew]

naw

[sonic quail]

Also nothing gets done yeat

[true yew]

there's not enough poor to build at the rate they destroy

[cold dock]

yeet?

[sonic quail]

Theyve been in the same kind of society for thousands of years

[fluid merlin]

Will you watch the lotr show then doom?

[cold dock]

NO

PLEASE DO NOT

NO

[true yew]

oli out for blood

[cold dock]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[runic dirge]

there's a lotr show what

first mandalorian now this

[cold dock]

yes, and it want's to take a big s*** on tolkien

[runic dirge]

what is it

[fluid merlin]

Really?

[cold dock]

Yep

[runic dirge]

prequel, sequel, remake, what

[cold dock]

remake

[fluid merlin]

What have I missed

[runic dirge]

bro

that's pretty cringe

[cold dock]

it will be

[fluid merlin]

Remake really? Isnt it about young aragorn or something

[sonic quail]

Theres an lotr show?

[cold dock]

just read the articles behind it

it already became cringe

[runic dirge]

anyway time to subject myself to the force awakens xddddddd

[cold dock]

OH NOOOOOOOOOO

Well, it was an okay movie

[runic dirge]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whatever you say

:)

[cold dock]

The sequels are shit - but force awakens is tolerable

but why rewatch it

rewatching it is cancer in itself

it is okay for a first viewing

[fluid merlin]

Youve seen the rise of skywalker sheph?

[cold dock]

The leaks are all true

why the f*** should I watch this mess of storytelling that craps all over the Skywalker legacy

nah man

I cannot

I'd spend my money on Frozen 2

over this blunder

considering that I am broke and think that is a better movie

than this

which is speaking alot

since I hate frozen

well not hate - more like it is a forgettable movie

[jolly sedge]

Mandolorian is the best thing Disney has done since they acquired Star Wars

[cold dock]

Mandalorian goes back to the roots of space samurais and cowboys

[true yew]

well

until it has to do an actual story

[sonic quail]

Mandalorian is very ok

Exactly doom

[true yew]

since the later eps are... not as good

[sonic quail]

It seems like its getting there tho

Maybe

[true yew]

yeah let's see

[cold dock]

Mandalorian is swaying

recent episode is decent

[fluid merlin]

Ill watch the latest episode of mandalorin and decide if ill go and see skywalker or not lol

[true yew]

just og watch it oli

[cold dock]

And you got a point, Doom

[runic dirge]

how many episodes will mandalorian be?

I might watch it when it's all out

but nobody I know talks about it literally at all

and I have no idea if it's good or something I'll be interested at all

I know nothing at all about the plot or even the premise

[true yew]

neither do the people making those

[jolly sedge]

I would still rather watch mando instead of the last Jedi

[sonic quail]

Lmao

[jolly sedge]

I’m prettt sure everyone would

[sonic quail]

The premise is can the cutest baby in the galaxy melt the heart of the baddest nigga in space?

[runic dirge]

gay

[jolly sedge]

Good thing about the mando is that we can finally get some lore about yodas race

But then again

Disney is making it

[sonic quail]

Dont the comics have said lore?

[jolly sedge]

Not a lot

[sonic quail]

God damn

[jolly sedge]

Just basic stuff

Like mando basically confirmed that the yoda race just ages slowly

And that’s why yoda was so old

The baby in the show is 50 years old

So he’s technically like 3.3 years old to us

[sonic quail]

I mean i figured rhat

[jolly sedge]

Someone did the math compared to the age yoda died

[sonic quail]

But u would think there would be more lore by now

In the comics

Someone has been slacking

[jolly sedge]

Their is a little lore

But not like a ton

Compared to other races

I would want to hear about the races lore from Lucas and not Disney though

[cold dock]

Lucas' Lucasfilm is OG

and Lucasarts gave us Old Republic

[runic dirge]

oh I'm screaming now

oh I'm feeling the rage boiling now

hmmmmmmmmmm I'm whirling hard and fast now, for sure

I know I'm four years late to hating this movie but like

[cold dock]

MARY SUE DETECTED

[runic dirge]

a LITERAL NOBODY pulls of the most technically advanced stunts in a highly customized and weird ship in THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE\

when asked how she did it she says I DON'T KNOW

[cold dock]

Not just any literal nobody - a nobody with no pilot skills

[runic dirge]

all that scavenging must have paid off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cold dock]

no training

nothing

[runic dirge]

oh I'm feeling it now

[cold dock]

and is able to drive a literal piece of junk

[runic dirge]

it really is as bad as people say

[cold dock]

It is

[runic dirge]

the tie fighter chase shit is fucking cool as balls

with the engine cut and shit

and then you think about why it's happening

[cold dock]

that is why it was overlooked on first viewing

on second

the bulls*** uncovers

[runic dirge]

she walks into the ship with Finn and directs him to the fucking gunner position

how did she know the layout of the ship?

[cold dock]

IKR

HOW!?!?!?

[runic dirge]

pulling a million levers constantly

[true yew]

roro

[runic dirge]

doom

[true yew]

spoilers and all that

just to make sure

[runic dirge]

I will be cautious

[cold dock]

She has never been in a correlian freighter before

so how can she know

[true yew]

also she just knows

[runic dirge]

it's a one of a kind ship

basically

[true yew]

it's common knowledge

😂

[cold dock]

[runic dirge]

a piece of garbage that HAS NOT BEEN FLOWN IN YEARS

[cold dock]

Disney is a literal hack

JJ is a literal hack

[true yew]

shep

ever saw lost?

[cold dock]

Yes

it was good

[runic dirge]

HA

[cold dock]

until he couldn't end it

[runic dirge]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

FINN SAYS TO HER FACE SHE HAS NO TRAINING

I simply can not

[cold dock]

BUT THEN IS BRUSHED OFF

BECAUSE

MAREY SUEEEEE

[runic dirge]

anyway um

[cold dock]

okay

[runic dirge]

I like that they're all just chilling while the ship supposedly flies itself to nowhere

maybe she magically found the autopilot

[cold dock]

she did

...

[runic dirge]

but where would it be autopiloting to? she doesn't know where to go

[cold dock]

Yeah, that is where Han comes in

CONVIENIENCE

[runic dirge]

where is that massive star destroyer hanging out in the atmosphere? after the destruction of the two TIE fighters surely the first order would be hot on their trail

let's find out

!

[cold dock]

[runic dirge]

sir

we were unable to acquire the droid hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[cold dock]

LUL

[runic dirge]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............. if only we had a massive ship full of billions of fighters to continue the chase on some of the most valuable information in the universe

something that Ren has an acute personal interest in

hmmmmmmmm.................................!

[cold dock]

The First Order is useless

[runic dirge]

the first order is indeed a tism

[cold dock]

MUH TANTRUM

[runic dirge]

but hey

look how scary he is

wow! he sure is intimidating!

[cold dock]

Like an angry child

[true yew]

I like that one captain

[cold dock]

with a death stick

[runic dirge]

Hux is very good

gets in his face and tells him to fuck off

[true yew]

he's like 10 year old trying to play nazi
distrubing but oddly funny

[cold dock]

and cringe

yet funny

[runic dirge]

I love his little walk out of his shuttle when he first appears

all slouchy and pissed off

what a flaccid man

[cold dock]

with flaccid hands

[runic dirge]

meanwhile everyone he meets clowns the fuck out of him

Poe memes on him

Hux memes on him

nobody is afraid of him at all

[cold dock]

the humor is a meme

[runic dirge]

I love it

poor little Vader fanboy can't get anyone to be afraid of him

Poe trying to be funny was pretty hand on face

the farce engorges

[cold dock]

LUL

Finn is awkward - but amusing

BB-8 is R2 shameless ripoff

Han was the only good thing, but he got killed off like a punk

At least Harrison Ford got his wish

[runic dirge]

if Poe wasn't being pushed so hard as Han 2.0 I might like him more

and if he wasn't trying to be so funny

and if he was more charismatic

[cold dock]

Wasted potentials

that was what this movie was

[runic dirge]

poetential haha

[cold dock]

LUL

[runic dirge]

I will say, however

I like the new lightsaber aesthetic

they actually look scary

[cold dock]

that is everyone

the special effects are good

score is good

everything else can die in a hole

[runic dirge]

lightsabers, especially in the prequels, are just so non threatening

they're so lightweight and flippy and wavy

[cold dock]

An elegant weapon for a more civilized time

that was the motif to them

[runic dirge]

spinspinspinspinspinspinspinspin

flip whack flip whack

obi wan vs darth maul was pretty good

ignoring maul's weird jumps

most of it is bad

but some of it is very strong

mostly just the set pieces

dude

[cold dock]

Darth Vader vs Luke in Empire and Return was best

[jolly sedge]

I don’t get how after Disney finished filming they where like oh yeah this movie is great

[runic dirge]

the entire time I was watching the prequels I was thinking about how I want to replay the lego star wars game for the GBA

that is simply incorrect

[jolly sedge]

Grievous was nice

[runic dirge]

it sucked

[jolly sedge]

The memes

Hello their

[runic dirge]

greivous fight was one of the worst memes in the PT

[cold dock]

Maul, Dooku, and Sidious

Yoda was leaping all over

[jolly sedge]

Made windu fight

He could have maybe beat Palpatine

But anakin

[runic dirge]

grievous was such a waste the entire film

[cold dock]

^

[runic dirge]

he didn't have any interesting techniques and was defeated pretty effortlessly

[jolly sedge]

He was cool looking

[runic dirge]

one of the worst fights in the PT, by far

[jolly sedge]

His bodyguards where also cool

[runic dirge]

his design was good, if you can ignore how fucking stupid it is that his organs are exposed and easily attacked

[cold dock]

he was the villain who'd twirl his mustache and escape

[runic dirge]

his bodyguards were ok but why would you put a cape on a droid

[cold dock]

initially, he was supposed to be a jedi killing machine

[jolly sedge]

If Disney makes this rian Johnson trilogy their digging their own grave

[runic dirge]

so they're awful as well

[jolly sedge]

And their actually doing it

[cold dock]

but Lucas changed it

as the movie went to production

remember Genndy's Clone Wars

that was OG Grevious

[runic dirge]

most of the darth maul fight was really bad, though

[cold dock]

before Lucas changed it

[runic dirge]

imagine trying to make a convincing 2v1 with him having that kind of weapon

[cold dock]

The weapon looks cool

[runic dirge]

on a semi related note

[cold dock]

but practically is bonkers

[runic dirge]

does anyone know what the deal is with rise of skywalker||the new double lightsaber meme|| big spoilers !

[cold dock]

||Its a swiss army knife||

[jolly sedge]

Are u sure?

I’m orettt sure their filming it next year

[runic dirge]

it screams fanfiction Shep

[jolly sedge]

They said

[runic dirge]

it's hilarious

[cold dock]

LMAO

it is

[jolly sedge]

If it got cancelled that’s amazing

[cold dock]

bad fanfiction

[jolly sedge]

Disney trilogy is basically a fan fic literally

[runic dirge]

👏DND👏SW👏WAS👏CANCELLED👏MEANING👏GOT👏WAS👏RUINED👏FOR👏NOTHING👏

[cold dock]

Agack, dammit

[jolly sedge]

I never watched got but I heard people complain about the ending

Was it that bad?

[runic dirge]

yes

[cold dock]

From what I read - it is

[jolly sedge]

How bad

[runic dirge]

some people say that the last season makes it not worth getting into the show

[cold dock]

all character development was thrown into the toilet

[runic dirge]

I disagree, I think it's worth it to see the good parts

[jolly sedge]

I saw a meme of got fans talking to stars wars fan about how their series are ending

[runic dirge]

even if it is torture, there is a ton to love in GOT

[cold dock]

Yes

GoT tv producers were to get their own Star Wars movie or show

but KK backstabbed them

[runic dirge]

oh right I'm supposed to be watching this cinematic abortion

[cold dock]

yup

gl

try not to die

[cold dock]

Ah f***

not this scene

[jolly sedge]

Rey is such a Bland character

[runic dirge]

why do you hate all women Jiren?

[jolly sedge]

And uninteresting

[runic dirge]

smh

[cold dock]

You mean MaRey Sue

[jolly sedge]

Nah it’s not that she’s a girl

[runic dirge]

I know

[cold dock]

Roro is being sarcastic

DW

[runic dirge]

did you know that not liking the sequels makes you a far right nazi who hates fun?

it's true!

twitter told me so

[cold dock]

LMAO

AND WE ARE ALL RUSSIAN BOTS

[jolly sedge]

lol

[runic dirge]

beep boop cyka blat

I hate opinions 🤖

[cold dock]

VODKA FOR EVERYONE

[jolly sedge]

I wanna know why Disney put kk in charge of everything right after they bought Star Wars

[runic dirge]

no,

no, not that one

no

nooooo

[cold dock]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[runic dirge]

"the force awakens is a movie about toxic males learning to respect women and trust their leadership"

[jolly sedge]

Lol

[runic dirge]

this is a real take btw

forget whose

but it's out there!

[cold dock]

It is twitter shills

that say this

and critics

actual critics

[runic dirge]

bro.........the themes

why don't you like themes?

[cold dock]

WHAT THEMES!?!?!?

[jolly sedge]

I know kk and daisy Ridley where taking about femal chars in Star Wars and basically said Rey is like the only strong female in the franchise

[cold dock]

I ONLY SEE MAREY SUEEEEEEEEEEEES

[jolly sedge]

Which proves they don’t know shyt

[cold dock]

What of Mara Jade!?

[jolly sedge]

Ventress??

[cold dock]

The wife of Luke Skywalker

Or Ashoka?

[jolly sedge]

I know

I rmeber people memeing on them for that

[cold dock]

Or the queen of Mandalore!?

[jolly sedge]

Theirs a a lot of females in Star Wars that are formidable

But they don’t know that I guess

[runic dirge]

there's literally a lady yoda on the jedi council xd

[cold dock]

Yaddle

[runic dirge]

but nah, Rey is the empowering person

[jolly sedge]

And think Rey is the only female people can look up to

[runic dirge]

Padme is around, say, a billion times more compelling than Rey

[jolly sedge]

and hotter

[runic dirge]

she lives to serve her country

[cold dock]

Padme is hot and smart

[runic dirge]

and just wants the best for the republic

[cold dock]

She has goals

[runic dirge]

she's ok

all I see is thor woman when I see her, though

[cold dock]

Rey has no clear directive

LMAO

When I see her, I think she's an angel

[runic dirge]

same bro.........

[cold dock]

Anakin has good tastes, being underage at the time

PPPFFFFFFFFFFF

anyways, aren't you supposed to be watching the farce awakens rn?

[runic dirge]

poop

[cold dock]

yep

[runic dirge]

help I literally can not

look how heavy that is

[cold dock]

AH SHIT

OH NO

[runic dirge]

and how in the next shot it's over their heads

effortlessly maneuvered into position

Rey the superhuman OK

[cold dock]

Motherf***ing hell

I'm cringing at the memory

[runic dirge]

I can hear the roar of the opening night theater crowds

fresh in my mind

[cold dock]

Chewie, we're home

[runic dirge]

this movie is a bad fucking trip

[cold dock]

a bad trip

is understatement

it hits a brick wall before it even began

and what we see is a lucid dream

[runic dirge]

so, let me get one thing straight

how in the FUCK did Luke pass into myth status in what, thirty years? while she's aware of the Falcon?

the ship that destroyed the second death star

LUKE DID IT FIRST CUNT

I

[cold dock]

GOOD GOD

OH NO

[runic dirge]

how is it possible for the man who, by all accounts, may as well have killed the EMPEROR

destroyed the Technological Terror

liberated the galaxy

how has he passed into myth but a ship that SHE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE INSTANTLY until it was mentioned by name I simply can not

this does not compute

how do we get from point a to point b

[jolly sedge]

And why did he become a murderous uncle and a coward

[cold dock]

LIKE THERE SHOULD BE FUCKING HISTORY BOOKS OR HOLOCRONS

[runic dirge]

good question, Jiren!

Luke should be like

abraham lincoln or something

[cold dock]

^

[runic dirge]

they should be putting his face on something

[cold dock]

Remember, there are no such things as heroes

[runic dirge]

kids growing up pretending to destroy the death star or some fuckery

[cold dock]

that is Disney's motto

[runic dirge]

I THOUGHT HE WAS A MYTH

lksjdhflksjfhlsdakjfhdasl

[cold dock]

THE JEDI ARE A MYTH

[runic dirge]

of all the things to mention

[jolly sedge]

How did people think he was a myth when he was training jedis

[cold dock]

Because

Disney

[jolly sedge]

People knew he was doing that

[runic dirge]

she mentions the kessel run before she mentions the SECOND DEATH STAR

:(

[cold dock]

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

[runic dirge]

that's not fucking public knowledge

that was an aside

that's like

[cold dock]

Kessel run is classified

Second Death Star was not

[runic dirge]

how fanservicey can you get

the fucking kessel run, I

[cold dock]

how can you call it fanservice if it is done soooo poorly

it's an insult

[jolly sedge]

What wasn’t public knowledge

[cold dock]

Kessel run

[jolly sedge]

The best Star Wars opening night reaction was the one where the guy was like

Turn off the flash u moron

[cold dock]

LMAO

[jolly sedge]

https://youtu.be/CcC-RPq388g

This right here

[runic dirge]

ahhh

that's hot!

[cold dock]

LMAO

[jolly sedge]

Bro I don’t know why that gets me everytike

Turn of the flash u fuking moron and then perfect timing for the Star Wars rhem

Theme

[runic dirge]

I can feel Harrison Ford's charisma desperately scratching through fifteen inches of solid ice that is TFA

like

he's still cool

I'm sad that they're going to do mean things to him :(

[jolly sedge]

Harrison Ford is a good actor

[cold dock]

Harrison Ford hated playing Han after ep. 5

[jolly sedge]

Ye he wanted him dead

lol

[cold dock]

Ironically, it is the most Han Solo thing to do

[fluid merlin]

Lol

[cold dock]

Harrison hated playing Han because he is Han

[runic dirge]

tfw vibe checked

[cold dock]

motherf***er

this scene is the one with those tentacle things

right?

[runic dirge]

yeah boi

[cold dock]

s***

LUL

[runic dirge]

slurp and glurp time spooky scary tentacle

[cold dock]

TENTACLES

LEAD

TO

THINGS

BEST

LEFT

ALONE

[sonic quail]

Like this dude named shep

[runic dirge]

shep has tentacles?

[cold dock]

Whut

[runic dirge]

how many? how long are they? any interesting attachments?

[cold dock]

...

Albair, you fool - I'm not C'thulu

[runic dirge]

could've fooled me

[cold dock]

...

Anyways, back to your unpleasant viewing of the farce awakens

[jolly sedge]

The shyt awakens

[runic dirge]

the JJ awakens

[jolly sedge]

Rian Johnson the last director

[runic dirge]

The Rise of Tism

[jolly sedge]

lol

[cold dock]

💯

[runic dirge]

REY Why'd he leave? HAN He was training a new generation of Jedi. One boy, an apprentice turned against him, destroyed it all. Luke felt responsible... He walked away from everything.

dude, fuck me

I am so beyond over this defeatist bullshit

they're just doing a Yoda 2.0

something goes wrong? just have the most important person, the person who could have a chance to fix everything, run away like a coward

[jolly sedge]

I know

[runic dirge]

Yoda worked in the OT because nobody knew how he got there, and it wasn't important

he was just the leftovers of a bygone era

[jolly sedge]

It’s like they forgot evrything yoda and obi wan taught him

[runic dirge]

when the prequels came in, they had to explain why Yoda left

[cold dock]

Obi Wan had the high ground

[runic dirge]

otherwise the OT is thrown into confusion

[cold dock]

Yoda was the wisest

[runic dirge]

they had to start answering questions nobody had ever asked before, becuase the OT was complete in itself

[jolly sedge]

How are u gonna challenge Palpatine and lord Vader and be scared of a emo kid

[runic dirge]

the prequels never had a chance to make sense

there's too much shit they never even attempted to set up or resolve

[jolly sedge]

Especially when u know what could happen if u decide to leave

[runic dirge]

and NOW

[cold dock]

the prequels were more fanservice

[runic dirge]

you just have Luke doing what Yoda did

giving up

I am so absolutely beyond over this

[cold dock]

Luke was supposed to be the greatest

to not make the mistakes of the old

[jolly sedge]

And yoda taught Luke to not do what he did

[runic dirge]

Luke did what Yoda and obi wan couldn't

[cold dock]

^^

^

[runic dirge]

but HEY

at least you get your drama with him being gone

[jolly sedge]

And obi wan taught Luke a bunch of stuff

[runic dirge]

because he just ran away

so I guess it works, JJ, huh? sure

[jolly sedge]

That I guess he just forgot

Somehow

[runic dirge]

character assassination

everything he worked for in the OT

gone!

we haven't even seen him yet and I hate him

[jolly sedge]

Luke somehow forgot evrything yoda taught him

[runic dirge]

Luke kinda forgot about the OT

[jolly sedge]

[runic dirge]

Han hands Rey a blaster pistol as she stands at looks at the castle. HAN You might need this. REY I think I can handle myself. HAN I know you do. That's why I'm giving it to you. Take it.

about one second later

HAN (CONT'D) You know how to use one of these?

how do you write this scene?

how do you instantly backtrack on something you just set up?

this is shocking

[jolly sedge]

Jj Abraham’s

Approved that

Message

[runic dirge]

the TFA script is a gold mine

http://galactic-voyage.com/Star Wars-The Force Awakens-Final Script.pdf

[cold dock]

JJ Abrams is a literal hack

He is just a one shot wonder

LOOOOOOOL, Roro

[wary ether]

So

Is the new Star Wars movie good?

[sonic quail]

Obviously

[cold dock]

Roro, where are you at rn?

[jolly sedge]

New stars movie is amazing

It’s an absolute must see

Best one yet

[cold dock]

Twitter Wars is best

[runic dirge]

56 minutes

put on pause to explain objectivity vs subjectivity to my younger brother

[cold dock]

nice nice

[jolly sedge]

@runic dirge u ever seen the old republic short film

[runic dirge]

no

[jolly sedge]

https://youtu.be/R51LMIAJtsc

@runic dirge watch this to cleanse

Yourself

[runic dirge]

later

[icy roost]

Richard Jewel or Rise of Skywalker

[cold dock]

Richard Jewel

easy

[fluid merlin]

Time to see whats the big deal of The iron giant

[jolly sedge]

The iron giant is a good movie

[fluid merlin]

Meh i switched to blade runner, been a while since i saw it

[dim hedge]

Well, I hated the new Star Wars one

I'd say it is the worst next to Ep 1

I really hope they drastically change things for the next saga

[sonic quail]

Its great ur just a racist anti feminist

[cold dock]

REEEEEEEEEE

No

stop

no more saga

no more Disney

remove Disney

https://tenor.com/view/serbia-strong-accordion-humppa-remove-gif-8153015

[runic dirge]

Maz opens the box -- holds out the lightsaber to Finn: MAZ Kept it locked away. HAN Where'd you get that? MAZ A good question for another time.

Effort Expended: Zero

I like it!

question, though

Luke made his own lightsaber after losing Anakin's in his fight with Vader, no?

so why did she say it was Luke's and his father's before him

MAZ That lightsaber was Luke's. And his father's before him and now, it calls to you!

did I miss something or did they just Forget ™️

[cold dock]

apparently Rey was supposed to be the reincarnation of anakin

but it was scrapped

[runic dirge]

was the lightsaber luke used against Vader recovered?

I forget what exactly happened to it in Empire

Maz, yeah

what utter bullshit

oh well

[jolly sedge]

Rey got his lightsaber

From the girl

With the goggles

In the shack

[runic dirge]

I am aware

it's a problem that Maz has Luke's lightsaber

[jolly sedge]

She must have got it from the burned down temple after kylo destroyed it

And Luke ran away

[runic dirge]

Luke's green lightsaber?

that he made after Empire?

[jolly sedge]

Like a coward

[runic dirge]

the one Maz gives her is blue, it was given to Luke by Obiwan, who took it from anakin at the end of Revenge of the Sith

but that one was lost in Empire

[jolly sedge]

Hold on

Your talking about the green saber

[runic dirge]

I don't know them well enough to recognize any specific ones

[jolly sedge]

?

[runic dirge]

no

I'd have to pull up a list of canon designs

[jolly sedge]

Or the blue one

[runic dirge]

the blue one

[jolly sedge]

Ye doesn’t Rey have it

[runic dirge]

I used to play with those plastic collapsible lightsabers as a kid

I'll see which one was mine, it's probably my favorite

yes, Jiren

and that is a problem

how was it recovered after the events of Empire?

[jolly sedge]

I think last time we saw luke with it was in the flashback with Kylo

When he tried to assiante him

Assassinate

[runic dirge]

I know that scene but haven't actually watched it

but he must have used his green one then, right?

[jolly sedge]

I don’t rember lol it was one of them

[runic dirge]

tomorrow night

[jolly sedge]

And I’m not gonna watch the last Jedi

Lol

[runic dirge]

1030 pm, gonna be fun

[jolly sedge]

Again

[runic dirge]

then don't try to explain away plot tisms to me Jiren :)

[jolly sedge]

Ye Luke had his green saber in that scene

Kylo had blue

[runic dirge]

oh right lightsabers um

[jolly sedge]

Apprenlty lando gave it to mos

He found it in cloud city and gave it to her

[runic dirge]

I guess this one

I like the ridges at the bottom and the weird box on the side

[jolly sedge]

Ye apprenlty lando have it moz after he found it in cloud city

Luke’s blue lightsaber

He did

[runic dirge]

oooooooooooh my goooooooooooood

I'm a child again

[jolly sedge]

Holy shyt

I always wanted a fx lightsaber

But ye those bring back memories