western-series

[sonic quail]

[crimson lance]

eh doesnt matter

[sonic quail]

Imitation is flattery

[stuck vector]

rebelled, what would your perception of a strong woman be then

[vapid marlin]

I have no issues with representation, but there is an argument to be made for films made just for the sake of representation

it's sad when it's forced. not saying that's applying to this movie, but

[sonic quail]

I mean u could still have the “in love” thing be canon and just say she realized she just wanted to be him

[vapid marlin]

Well, it's just a different story albair

it's not like this breaks canon or anything

it's just a different take on the character

[stuck vector]

yes i agree with that fats. but this show hasn’t been aired yet so who knows how this will go

[vapid marlin]

which happens v often with marvel/dc comics

yeah, exactly

[sonic quail]

I like that tho

[neon coral]

but they're not. they market the characters as such. Why can't she just be batwoman? Why was the first bit of news about the series "she'll be a strong, independent woman who's lbgt". your sexual preferences, or what you identify as, shouldn't be a key aspect of who you are. Even more so when you're a superhero.

[vapid marlin]

I do and don't, albair

[sonic quail]

I think it could add something interesting to the story

[vapid marlin]

A lot of the more recent western comics are straight up dogshit

[sonic quail]

No i mean the in love part

[stuck vector]

that’s why i dont think its fair to say that it’ll flop because it has lgbtq rep and has a strong female superhero

[sonic quail]

I always thought batwoman was a lesbian lol

[vapid marlin]

i understand that sentiment rebelled

[neon coral]

that's not why it'll flop. It'll flop because its basing its identity on those things. Atleast that's how I see it.

[crimson lance]

Batman is a harem

[vapid marlin]

I don't think it'll flop for that exact reason

lol

People want to see that

[stuck vector]

^

[crimson lance]

it will flop because cw shows suck ass

[vapid marlin]

many may be disappointed, but

[stuck vector]

what will said

[crimson lance]

They start off strong if the character is strong and stays true to it self

[vapid marlin]

Idk. It does come off bad when they use that as the specific advertising

[neon coral]

well yeah, its gonna have other issues. like CW. but I'd like a show where an lbgt character isn't in your face about it.

[crimson lance]

But if they;re making major changes they;re screwing themselves

[vapid marlin]

like they just want to bait their demographic into watching it

that's trash to me

they know it's a big movement, and take advantage

das lame

[stuck vector]

well rebelled, i’d like to see a show where a straight character isn’t in my face about it

[sonic quail]

Well i mean her gf is a part of the story tho

At least from the trailers

Like if it was peter losing gwen stacy

I wouldnt say its bait just yet

[vapid marlin]

It's just marketing as per usual, nothing's different about it at all. They found their demographic, and are gonna run with it as long as it means cash

[sonic quail]

Depends on the execution

[stuck vector]

that’s how it comes off to me, batwoman looks pretty decent to me so i may give it a try but knowing CW 💀💀

[vapid marlin]

same as when they make a movie like pokemon

or anything else

[sonic quail]

Well yea its always gonna be marketing

But i see ur point now fats

Like how them choosing this batwoman is a choice

[vapid marlin]

I think for me, i find it to be lame, because I know hollywood is just exploiting that movement for views and moolah

[neon coral]

theres no in between with movies or shows. It's always extremes. Similar to how Avengers had to show that ||Women are strong, watch us al lfight together as one|| scene. Or how they keep doing all female reboots of shows. Why not just have a movie where men & women work as a team without there being a romance subplot, or competition between both?

[sonic quail]

thor ragnarok

cough cough

Sorry just rewatched it

Real fun

[neon coral]

ya it was a really fun movie

[sonic quail]

Yea fats i get but like, thats always gonna be the case with the profit motive. Best you can get is a movie that genuinely tells a good story and is also profitable. And theyre out there id say, well maybe not as profitable

[vapid marlin]

there aren't many at all

[crimson lance]

Lot did sara lance as bisexual pretty well

[vapid marlin]

maybe i'm just hipster, but 90% of major movies in the last 8 years or so have been trash

[crimson lance]

trash nah

[sonic quail]

I mean ive seen quite a few if were talking about lgbt movies but theyre also not major

[crimson lance]

nothing special for sure

[sonic quail]

Hey fats love simon was genuine i think

[stuck vector]

i love love simon

[sonic quail]

Theres get out, hereditary, a quiet place, Us, hill house

[stuck vector]

that movie was incredibly touching and relatable

[sonic quail]

Horror has been getting a lot of great innovative films lately

[crimson lance]

us wasnt that great

[sonic quail]

Yea i cried when his mom said u get to breath now

[crimson lance]

never heard of Hill house or hereditary

[sonic quail]

Aw dude

[crimson lance]

well i heard the name hereditary never cared about what the movie was

[stuck vector]

i was in tears during that whole convo with his mom

[sonic quail]

Haunting of Hill house is a netflix horro movie

Er show

[crimson lance]

oh yeah i heard of it

[sonic quail]

They both are like drama horror

[crimson lance]

never watched it, seems like netflix trash

[sonic quail]

And have great set design

Dont knock it till u try it

[stuck vector]

bird box

lolol

[sonic quail]

Tony collet did an amazing job

[stuck vector]

never seen it

[sonic quail]

Nah Hill House is based off the 80s book which started or maybe popularized the whole haunted house genre

I thinks its very well done as well as hereditary

[pale tapir]

The Haunting of Hill House was interesting

I didn't really like the end twist

[sonic quail]

Which one

Also its getting a second season

[pale tapir]

||Where the house is basically a door to the afterlife, and Nell ends up with the rest of the family||

It was just too dark of an ending for me. Even though the ||Living all got their happy ending||

[sonic quail]

For now

Also ||the bent neck lady||

[pale tapir]

Also, the ||Hung lady was a great twist, but after they revealed it I'm sad how much the show lost it's pacing Al||

[sonic quail]

Look man im not good with judging pacing or even understanding what that really is so i cant speak much to that

But the best episode to me was the funeral home sequence probably

Some of those shots were just

[broken fossil]

haunting of hill house was pretty decent

[crimson lance]

https://twitter.com/i/moments/1129190696655695879

Robert Pattinson and Nicholas Hoult are reportedly on the short list to play the next Batman

The actors are being considered to star as Bruce Wayne in director Matt Reeves' upcoming film adaptation of the iconic superhero. Reports of the news surfaced online from Variety and Deadline.

Twitter

Why does the News Headline say two actors

But every news article say only robert pattison

[sage sleet]

I'm down for pattinson as batman

[crimson lance]

Apparently he is a good actor and does alot more films than you would know him for

But idk

[mighty mist]

Yeah, I'm iffy on him as Batman.

[sage sleet]

willing to give him a chance

[mighty mist]

Okay.

[neon coral]

Didn't realize he was 32 now

and because robert pattinson isn't batman yet. just in talks to be

the deal could still fall through, even though its unlikely. But as of right now, he's their first choice.

Either way, looking forward to another batsuit reveal. But I'll miss Batfleck

Also, if they ever mention casting Thomas Wayne. Movies gonna suck. lol

[crimson lance]

Movie will likley suck either way

no matter how hard actors try if the writers and wb arent working well with everyone it wont work

[neon coral]

Yeah. i see this as DC's last chance to get something good going

They clearly still want to make their cinematic universe.

When they cast Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Thomas in the last movie, I honestly expected Flashpoint to become relevant.

[mighty mist]

Wait, 32!? 😮

[neon coral]

33 now. His bday was 3 days ago. lol

[mighty mist]

Wow. He's young. Super young.

[sage sleet]

he'll be good for a young batman like they want

[mighty mist]

Ah.

[neon coral]

all the big news site aren't reporting the right age for him

Isn't journalism great

Some people add stuff to their articles, like Forbes did with GoT. While others can't even fact check someones age.

I wonder how different movies would be Had Brolin been Batman like he was originally going to be. No Thanos, No Cable. Not choosing DC was his best career choice

[crimson lance]

Wouldnt of had much affect on dc

would of ripped mcu's best villian away

[neon coral]

yeah. He's an amazing Thanos.

I wanted him as Batman because his father would've been a perfect "old" bruce wayne. But that would've never happened anyhow

[crimson lance]

They dont have the ground work to do flash point

They'd need to establish flash well, batman, some others

Flash point would be their Infinity war

But they cant do it

[neon coral]

they could if they finally filmed the flash movie. But yeah. I think that's what sucks the most about DC. Wasted potential. Meanwhile Marvel's always managed to be optimal about things.

[sonic quail]

A flashpoint movie would be so fun

[neon coral]

the animated one was fantastic

the emotions in that

[sonic quail]

Yea

I love the amazons vs atlantans

And the shazam kids

Superman being a skinny boi

[neon coral]

the barry and his mom stuff in the beginning, the amazon vs atlantans plot, Barry trying to regain his power, that letter at the end

[sonic quail]

So great

[neon coral]

the letter broke me.

[crimson lance]

the way dcu is going, Cw's flash will have a better flash point

[sonic quail]

oof

[neon coral]

is it doing flashpoint?

[sonic quail]

It did

Already

[neon coral]

oh

was it one of the specials with every other show?

[crimson lance]

no

it was a whole season

[sonic quail]

Lol

[neon coral]

oh damn which season

[crimson lance]

Flash point lasted like 3 eps

the rest of the season was dealing with it

uh

[neon coral]

I think its on netflix.

[crimson lance]

s3

The last season where it has okay quality

[neon coral]

thats the one where the villain was uhm

Savitar or something?

[sonic quail]

Yea?

I think

[neon coral]

the last one I watched completely was the Jay garrick one

[sonic quail]

Man i barely remember

[crimson lance]

s2 yeah

[sonic quail]

I just know kid flash becomes a thing during that

[crimson lance]

Flash s1-2 good s3 meh

s4-5? bad

The actor for kid flash kinda shit ngl

kid flash kinda shit in cw ngl

[neon coral]

oh yeah that season would have other speedsters show up

[sonic quail]

Legends of tomorrow

Never got into that

[crimson lance]

lot good

first 2 seasons pure gold

s3 is decent

[neon coral]

I wanted to get into that for Constantine. I saw th first season only

[sonic quail]

None of the characters interest me

[crimson lance]

It took the characters deemed irrelevant after their few episodes on the other 2 shows and made something great out of them

[neon coral]

all the connectivity is a turn off to me

[crimson lance]

Yeah none of them individually should

they're all scraps

but together they make a good show

[sonic quail]

Hmm

Man this constantine guy is loved by a lot

Is he like the dr strange of dc?

[neon coral]

kinda.

his show was on NBC. standalone. 13 episodes I think

[sonic quail]

Oh really?

[crimson lance]

He deals with magic but is more of a edgy badass guy

[neon coral]

I enjoyed it. Had some small issues here and there but for the most part, a really enjoyable supernatural DC show.

[sonic quail]

Was it cancelled?

[neon coral]

ya

[crimson lance]

yeah

[sonic quail]

Damn

[crimson lance]

but he got put on lot

[neon coral]

NBC put it in their cancellation slot right away

[crimson lance]

like i said

scraps

[neon coral]

Friday night 10pm = NBC wants it cancelled

[sonic quail]

Oof

[neon coral]

they did the same thing with The Cape & Dracula a few years prior

both of which were fun too.

[dim hedge]

One guy break the timeline

Then a blue guy goes "interesting. Let me mess it further"

[tribal tundra]

Flash was a horrible show

When the main character is that op you need smart writers

Or else the lack of logic annoys me and i just cant watch kt

[nova zephyr]

O>O

O<O

[dim hedge]

Don’t watch legends of tomorrow

They did introduce Constantine and he became a main character but it’s so cheesy and almost unbearable to watch

The 1st season was good

But it fell off fast

[mighty mist]

@nova zephyr Holy shit...! D8

[broken fossil]

@nova zephyr it all makes sense now

[pale tapir]

Legends was okay in season 2 @dim hedge

The legion of Doom was probably the best iteration of villains we've gotten

I also enjoyed some of season 3

[dim hedge]

hate the current season

[pale tapir]

I didn't watch it tbh

I'm not a big fan of the guy who plays Constantine lol

[dim hedge]

didnt he have his own show

[neon coral]

Ya. 13 episodes on NBCs friday night 10pm "we cancel everything" slot

• an appearance on arrow where he conveniently taught Oliver a spell, or warded him. something like that

[pale tapir]

No I think he brought back the black canary from the dead

Or something

Idk

I'm glad Arrow's ending, it doesn't need to go on

Flash should end too from what I heard about season 5 lol

[dim hedge]

arrow should have ended at season 5

1-3 was amazing

4 was horrible but they did a great job with 5

6-7 are absolute trash

[pale tapir]

Season 3 was good for the first half

And it all ended after Oliver was stabbed

5 was a good come back though

[neon coral]

Did they ever stop using flashbacks?

[sage sleet]

The season going on rn isn't that bad

Is the gay black dude supposed to be mr terrific?

Forget his name

Terry?

[dim hedge]

they do flashforwards

or they did flashforwards in the recent season

[warped drift]

so i hear they are casting robert pattinson as batman in The Batman movie 2021

[sage sleet]

Him or this one dude

But it's looking more like robert

[warped drift]

think he can pull it ?

[sage sleet]

I kinda want robert

As a younger Batman yeah

[warped drift]

so the movie most likely will be pre justice league

[sage sleet]

https://twitter.com/grahamputation/status/1129189557549838341?s=19

Graham M. Paschall (@grahamputation)

P.S. Tell me this Robert Pattinson fan art somebody put together months ago doesn’t look incredible.

Retweets

141

Likes

903

Twitter

Somebody drew this months ago

Different universe pretty sure

[warped drift]

wonder if they are rebooting already

[broken fossil]

Just slick his hair back and he’s already pretty boy Bruce Wayne

[sage sleet]

Patterson is a suave dude

He could totally pull it off

[broken fossil]

The ladies seem to like him so it would fit I suppose

[sage sleet]

Just beef him up a tiny bit

Nothing over the top

I never got the hate

I know it's because of twilight but still

It's for the paycheck

[warped drift]

i liked twilight not gonna lie , but prolly will hate it if i rewatch

[broken fossil]

The movie was heavily memed and even though he’s been in other different movies since then people just latch on to that

[sage sleet]

I really didn't mind twilight

He's in a nolan movie

Been in a lot of indie movies lately

[broken fossil]

I didn’t like it or hate it , I recognized it’s value from what people talked about but was never my thing so never checked it out, so my opinion of him isn’t exactly diluted by twilight I’m open to anything as long as it’s good

[warped drift]

he sure is walking on fire , going on a DC movie

[sage sleet]

I really don't want them to do the Nolan voice

I want it to be more natural

[broken fossil]

WHERE IS HE!?

yeah lol I feel that

Should be like a regular style low voice not over the top

[sage sleet]

Kevin Conroy voice is the only Batman voice

Rest are whatever

Affleck one wasn't bad

[broken fossil]

Or hell, even a voice changer, would that mess with Batman canon?

If he used a voice changer? Lol

[sage sleet]

Affleck had a voice changer

Or something

Isn't this new Batman supposed to focus on a lot of the villains like penguin

Few others

[warped drift]

the story so far isnt hinted at whatsoever , what batman do u think he will play?

[neon coral]

I'm more afraid of what DC will do. I don't think they've ever had an actor problem. Just everything else

[sage sleet]

They need a reboot

[warped drift]

indeed

[sage sleet]

Keep Aqua man, wonder woman, and shazam

I'm cool with Ezra miller I just think hes a wally west not a Barry allen

[neon coral]

too many reboots in the same universe, too many abandoned projects

[sage sleet]

Cyborg is alright but I dont lile him in KL

[warped drift]

batman is already out of the story..

[sage sleet]

If they started over but kept some of the same actors and a few of the films I wouldn't mind

Better for us

[winter cipher]

I always felt marvel was the movie maker while dc were the game maker

[warped drift]

they should start by nerfing superman , otherwise there is no need for JL

[winter cipher]

DC is better off making games than movies

[neon coral]

DCs games were good because warner isn't obsessively trying to control what happens in their games and people get more freedom. Disney sucks at handling video games, and doesn't seem to understand how profitable games can be if done right.

[sage sleet]

Dc has animation down no problem

[neon coral]

At this point, DC should have a go at an animated film for the big screen. I'm surprised Marvel beat them to it with Spiderverse

[sage sleet]

WB fucked dc but dc isn't perfect

There was talk of a Batman beyond kovie on the big screen but it aint happening

Patty Jenkins was asked in an interview if she'd do JL and she said fuck no baby

The heroes need to he established

[neon coral]

Yeah. Villains too.

Aquaman did a great job with those though

[sage sleet]

I'd like a can vandall savage movie

[neon coral]

and the ocean master costume was one of the best super hero costumes ive ever seen

[sage sleet]

DC is so scared of costumes

But Aqauman was great with costumes

[winter cipher]

I found their early early batman costumes pretty funny

ngl

batman and his shiny spandex ass

also

what's the deal with batman not killing?

In the original batman interpriations, he killed quite a lot

[sage sleet]

Batman using guns to kill is a problem to me

[winter cipher]

why?

[sage sleet]

His big thing is no guns

His parents were shot in front of him

[winter cipher]

would you limit yourself to dangerous situations because you want to throw bat shurikens instead of having a silenced pistol?

[sage sleet]

If push comes to shove I wouldn't care but him feeding people lead right off the bat isn't for me

[pale tapir]

Honestly the movies have muddled batman so much, and the current comic run isn't doing bats any favors either

It's probably the least I've ever liked him in a long time

[sage sleet]

You guys see the Batman hush trailer?

Looks cool

[pale tapir]

No, is it out?!??

[sage sleet]

Yessir

[pale tapir]

That's one of my favorite bat stories

[sage sleet]

Gonna watch killing eve btw been busy

[pale tapir]

Awesome

[sage sleet]

My friend says it's one of the best Batman comics ever

[pale tapir]

No worries Pasto, just ping me when you finally do. It is

[warped drift]

so whats ur favorite bat movie?

i ll go with the dark knight returns

[pale tapir]

I like under the red hood

[sage sleet]

Solo Batman or just anything with batman?

[warped drift]

anything batsy

[sage sleet]

Guessing you mean live too

[pale tapir]

Or (and I know this one's super popular) mask of the phantasm

[warped drift]

ya

[sage sleet]

I have to rewatch red hood

[winter cipher]

can I go with something entirely different and say the 1980's batman live action series?

that shit was cool

[warped drift]

the paradox was great too

[sage sleet]

The Mr freeze movie is so good but still spooks me

[winter cipher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSD26bGy3I

[neon coral]

Mask of the phantasm is amazing

[sage sleet]

Liked Batman and the mystery of the batwomen

Not the name 9f it but something like thag

That

[neon coral]

Batman Year One & Batman Gotham Knight are two of my favorites

[sage sleet]

Batman killing joke was really bad imo

Everything about it was abd

[pale tapir]

I never watched it

[sage sleet]

The animation 🤢

[pale tapir]

It just didn't sound like my type of thing

[neon coral]

Gotham Knight had multiple people have a go at their own story. was interesting. different artstyles too

1960s batman film was pretty good too. I still have it on VHS somewhere.

and yeah, killing joke was bad. Didn't care for batman ninja either

[warped drift]

man i remember a comic where bruce wears superman's suit , and super does the same with Bat's

a romance comic none-the less

never thought i would like such a thing

[neon coral]

they do it once in one of the animated series I think

suit swapping. Not "it" lol

[warped drift]

ya i remember that

but in this one they go on a double date with catwoman and "whats her name"

[winter cipher]

the news reporter lady

[warped drift]

yes

[sage sleet]

Lois lane

[winter cipher]

what's the relationship exactly about with her?

same with cat woman

[pale tapir]

@sage sleet I like the new Hush trailer, and I like them sticking to their "new DC canon" continuity for it, like they did with the recent doomsday stuff.

That's was pretty good, so I'm pretty sure this'll be good too

DC seems to be sticking to their comics continuity better for these animated adaptations now. I have no complaints

[sonic quail]

They need to do the trinity war-forever evil-amazo virus-darkseid war man

IM READY

[mighty mist]

😮

[copper phoenix]

I dont even know if I should spoilertag this but I'll do it anyway lmao

its GOT btw

the proper term is loose and they used it before but I guess they forgot

[mighty mist]

I don't even know how they'll pull off that petition to remake season eight of GoT.

[neon coral]

even if it had a million signatures, it still wouldn't happen.

[copper phoenix]

its about sending a message

[neon coral]

if HBO gave in and did do it, It would just show that "mass stupidity and blind hatred gets you somewhere" and people would start doing it for everything.

[mighty mist]

Yikes. 😦

So, the GoT have to eat it with the terrible season? 😦

[neon coral]

there's no way HBO is gonna re-negotiate contract, that the actors are gonna cancel whats on their schedules, to go back to filming this. the investment would be ridiculously massive. bigger than anything else. Same applies to all other people working on the show

[mighty mist]

Bummer. 😦

[dim hedge]

the budget for season 8 was like 80 mil

so yeah its out of the realm of possibilities

[mighty mist]

And the petition has so many signatures, too. 😦

[broken fossil]

bUt mUh pEtItIoN

yeah theres no way they are going to spend millions on REmaking another season from just a small handful of meaningless internet signatures

and yes thats still a small handful

[mighty mist]

True.

[broken fossil]

my prediction is they will just double down on it

saying theyre extremely proud of the season etc etc

[mighty mist]

Possibly.

[dim hedge]

yeah that is exactly how I see it going down

[neon coral]

I figured they'd just wash their hands of it and pass the blame lol

[stuck vector]

rewatching infinity war i’m ready to cry

[neon coral]

Just watched the Batman:Hush trailer. Looks really good.

then it auto played Batman vs tmnt trailer and idk what to think

[sonic quail]

Wait

Wut

Batman vs teenage mutant ninja turtles?

[sage sleet]

https://youtu.be/dLZXFHIjZEY

batgirl looks terrible

rest is whatever

penguin looks good

I didn't see all the villains actually

only saw rah

[sonic quail]

Oh wow

[neon coral]

now the question is

will it be Raz, or Raish

[sonic quail]

Raish>Raz

[neon coral]

Agreed

[mighty mist]

What the what? 😮

[neon coral]

Watching late 90s, or early 2000 UK comedies is reminding me of their focus on cringe/awkward humour and It hurts to watch at times

[mighty mist]

Dang. 😦

[neon coral]

they're still great. Just awkward at times. The Office & Spaced, especially.

It's why Season 1 of the US Office is the way it is. tried to emulate that and it doesn't work as well in North america

[mighty mist]

Ooh. 😦

[dim hedge]

https://entertainment.theonion.com/game-of-thrones-showrunners-disappointed-with-how-qua-1834843021?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=&utm_term=

[winter cipher]

Lol, shifting the blame onto the fanbase

It's clearly meant to drag attention

I am even ashamed I read their article

gives them the slightest bit of traffic revenue

[dim hedge]

Uhh, that’s the onion

Don’t take it seriously they are a satire ‘ news network ‘

[mint kiln]

^

[neon coral]

Lmao. I love when people fall for those

[broken fossil]

lmao when the onion sounds believable

[neon coral]

Yeah, sometimes it really is.

I remember when It started and onion articles were always really obvious. They still are. But the world isn't

[jolly flint]

I just realized

Yoda is the worst Jedi Grandmaster ever

[neon coral]

How so

[jolly flint]

The dude's ideals directly led to the destruction of the jedi

He led the jedi order to a point where they only taught the light side

[neon coral]

thats the point of the jedi order though

Was like that way before Yoda became the grandmaster

Meanwhile, the Sith were willing to learn both. Because knowledge & power is what they sought. Didn't let themselves get chained down by ideals.

[jolly flint]

The ancient Jedi taught a balance of the force

Yoda taught to only use the light side

Qui Gonn was the purest jedi in Yoda's order

[neon coral]

Qui Gonn didn't use the dark side. He was just more rebellious and outwards thinking.

to the jedi - Dark side = bad. To the Sith - Light side = Knowledge. Both lean on one side, though. It's a thing in Star Wars, that the people who master both, become god-tier

[mighty mist]

@dim hedge Wow, so they're blaming the fans? Assholes.

And is anyone ready for the series finale of Star Vs. The Forces of Evil tomorrow?

[neon coral]

2 now. This is gold.

[median plinth]

There's been several times where the stuff Onion posts is less clown than reality

but ye, at this point, idk how people haven't heard of the onion, or how they're unable to tell it's satire.

[copper phoenix]

nice I finally caught a horde of onion eaters in the wild

[dim hedge]

I thought everyone stopped falling for the Onion

in like 2009

I remember they produced some quality memes back then

[warped drift]

never heard of the onion , so it the article bullshit ?

[dim hedge]

yes

[crimson lance]

onion clickhole and other websites are joke news sites

[mint kiln]

@mighty mist
Hot tip, Onion is a satire website

Every article on it is fake

[pale tapir]

I just watched the new batwoman trailer and

What the fuck

It looks like garbage

Is Alfred black?!???

And potentially not the badass he is in the comics?

This doesn't sit well with me

[crimson lance]

him being black doesnt matter

[sonic quail]

[crimson lance]

and he isnt badass in all the comics

[sonic quail]

How is alfred in the show

Did she steal him?

[crimson lance]

its not confirmed to be alfred

[sonic quail]

Thieving ass

[crimson lance]

but he is a butler working at bruce waynes mansion and knows he was batman

[sonic quail]

was?

Hes dead?

[crimson lance]

I think so yeah

He isnt in the CW Arrowverse anyways

just name dropped

seeing his suit in the trailer is the most we ever got of him

[sonic quail]

Fuck this

They killed my mans

They killed his ass in cold blood

This sum bullshit

Im writing a petition

[crimson lance]

Are you even sure of what you're talking about cause he was never really alive

just a name

Even if they didnt kill him

he would just be a name

like superman in super girl

[sage sleet]

pretty sure the black dude is lucius fox's son

[pale tapir]

Ohhh makes much more sense @sage sleet

But also making batwoman an sjw so obviously isn't working for me

[copper phoenix]

morgan freeman's son

[neon coral]

yeah, batwoman was written with that loud twitter minority in mind. The same people who kept pushing for more felicity on arrow because "she's quirky omg"

Can't wait to see Budget Batman appear lol

I liked Jeremy Irons as Alfred in the new movies. But I'm guessing they'll either change him again for the reboot, or do that CGI "he's young now". Is the New Batman just considered a younger version of the affleck one?

[calm sun]

Lord of the rings has an insane amount of lore. Every time I look into it I find more.

[mighty mist]

@mint kiln Oh~.

[jolly flint]

I really want to get more into LotR

I really want to get more into LotR

[vapid marlin]

Give it a read, homie.

Read the hobbit

and go from there

[dim hedge]

I read about Lotr

I was curious about the Istari

Sadly Tolkien didnt expand on them that much

[jolly flint]

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

The Senate is bacc

[neon coral]

looking forward to amazons lotr series

[copper phoenix]

amazon is kicking some ass with the series

I'm looking forward to lotr, wheel of time and the expanse

[neon coral]

ya. Amazon's beat netflix for me

Kinda helps that it has the library netflix used to have before it became a "Look at all our originals" service.

All the old school sci fi shows, really good comedies, good movies too. Some of their popular series knock offs are pretty hilarious too. "Chop Kick Panda". About a 3D animated Panda bear who does martial arts.

and the originals amazon does release are great. there's a new david tennant one coming out soon. Then there's weirder stuff like "Comrade detective". Really unique and its great quality

[tribal tundra]

All the dc shows are gay and cringy with no logic

Idk about arrow tho never watched it

[dim hedge]

Arrow was good

everyone loved it hence why they had a bunch of other shows and the creation of the arrowverse

but it went downfall after season 3

[crimson lance]

and all dc shows includes animatied ones and alot of the animated ones are good

Legends of tomorrow and flash had good starts

I still like lot but most dont

[pale tapir]

LoT is still good

Flash though... Oh poor Flash

[sage sleet]

@pale tapir fell asleep but yeah I heard it in a vid and it made a lot more sense

flash has its ups and downs but its been a lot more downs

[pale tapir]

I'm sad, it used to be so good in the first 2 seasons

[dim hedge]

Strong you enjoy LOT?

[pale tapir]

Especially the zoom season

Yes!

[dim hedge]

I hate this season

[pale tapir]

I haven't caught up on season 4 yet

[dim hedge]

And last season was pretty bad too

Oh

Well your not missing out

[pale tapir]

I loved everything they did 1-3 though

Oh good lol

[sage sleet]

I liked elongated man

[pale tapir]

I like that Reverse Flash got stuff to do

Also yeah, season 4 wasn't all bad, but I do understand why people had problems with it

Season 5 though, I dropped it around winter time and.. Ugh

I heard it got bad bad

[dim hedge]

His actor does a good job Imo (elongated man)

[pale tapir]

Yeah, Ralph Dibny's an endearing character too

Like, his arc is cool. He just turned into gags in season 5 though

[dim hedge]

Arrow fell off after season 5, Flash fell off after 3/4

LOT fell off after s2 Imo

I’m surprised you enjoyed season 3

[pale tapir]

Arrow season 6 was good I think

I liked how they dealt with ||Martin's death||

And allowed the team to change and evolve

Plus, the homages to old movies were a lot of fun

[dim hedge]

Well whenever you get the chance to catch up to season 4 you will understand

It’s gotten very cheesy

[pale tapir]

I'm scared to lol

[dim hedge]

I did like the recent episode tho

And the thing they are doing next season with the shows seems interesting

Basically a mega arc throughout all the shows

|| Infinite Crisis ||

[crimson lance]

I didnt like arrow once felicty was in every scene, and when they made the cast bigger

[pale tapir]

Yeah I saw the crossover stuff

I dropped it after that

All of the DC shows were dropped after that lol

By me that is

[crimson lance]

I prefered when it was just Green Arrow Black Cat or shit what ever sara lance is and the team but the team is background characters

[dim hedge]

Yess

[pale tapir]

Yeah, basically Arrow season 1 - 2.5 lol

[dim hedge]

Finally someone who hates Felicity

Just as much as me

[pale tapir]

When Oliver died I like to think it's just a fever dream

Felicity was awesome during seasons 1-2

And then after that

[dim hedge]

Yeah pretty much

[crimson lance]

same thing happended with iris west

[dim hedge]

Season 3 was pretty good because I loved what they did

[crimson lance]

she went from person who sometimes helped but when she did help it mattered, to super hacker and leader of team flash

[pale tapir]

"wE ArE tHe FlAsH"

[dim hedge]

With the league of assassins

[pale tapir]

[dim hedge]

It’s basically the love interests that somehow kill the shows

[dim hedge]

anyone here seen the new john wick movie?

[fast grotto]

saw a clip bc an NBA player is in the movie

hyped to watch it and shut off my brain

[dim hedge]

yes that is what I am looking forward to

just watching people fight

for 2 hours

[fast grotto]

aint nothin better

[dim hedge]

indeed

[fast grotto]

i'm gonna have a blast because they did a lot of filming in a neighborhood i used to hang around at as a kid

[vapid marlin]

oh really? what if you hit the lottery for 1 billion dollars and got to travel the world?

aint nothing better he says

PAH

[dim hedge]

that would require using your brain

I thought the goal was to shut it off

[fast grotto]

but then you canw atch john wick on the plane ride around the world

[dim hedge]

touché

[crimson lance]

not interested in john wick

Im kinda burnt out of Action movies that are just well trained people fighting other well trained people

and i havent even seen many

[dim hedge]

that reminds me

UFC card tonight

[fast grotto]

jackie chan movies are great for that will

my favorite fight choreography

always so fun

[neon coral]

Ya. because he uses his environment a lot, and mixes up styles. But I do get how some action movies can all feel the same. They end up relying on camera work and "I do my own stunts" to stand out.

Was that rush hour 4 thing legitimate

[dim hedge]

I hope so

which is ironic

[neon coral]

Me too. Chris Tucker was hilarious. Him & Jackies back and forths were great

[dim hedge]

considering it is one of the most cheesy movies

ever

[neon coral]

and the bloopers at the end

some of the best

[dim hedge]

yeah

[fast grotto]

MOO SHU PORK

[mint kiln]

Hey, the Rush Hour movies are cheesy in a great way

[dim hedge]

I didn't say it was cheesy in a bad way 😰

[fast grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAmeMF1b_jU

[dim hedge]

they have been teasing rush hour 4 for like years now, wonder if it will ever come to fruition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVnOz7i-JA this one is also a classic.

[mighty mist]

Do we need a Rush Hour 4?

[fast grotto]

my mom's name is You

[neon coral]

Yes we do

[fast grotto]

the stereotypes are true

[mighty mist]

Are you sure, Rebelled?

[dim hedge]

Humanity's future

relies on Rush hour 4

[mint kiln]

Yes Moonlit

I don't think I saw 3

But yes

[dim hedge]

Watch 3, quality memes

[neon coral]

I'm glad it didn't get a tv knock off

So many other things did like lethal weapon and beverly hill cops, and they tarnished the franchises to a point where I don't think movie sequels are possible anymore

[copper phoenix]

ip man 4 coming this year

[fast grotto]

rush hour series is popular in the west, but i love almost every one of his movies

[dim hedge]

I have never watched any of the Ip Man movies

[copper phoenix]

its really good

[fast grotto]

i liked the first ip man, but the rest kinda fell flat on me

i still watched them and they all served the same purpose as the john wick movies

[neon coral]

ya, they are really good. Just make sure you watch the ones with Donnie Yen

[copper phoenix]

the first is the one with that dojo scene where he goest 1v100?

[fast grotto]

yeah

[copper phoenix]

that scene

[dim hedge]

I remember watching a clip from one of the movies and planning to watch the series but never got to it

the one where

he fights those masters

[neon coral]

at least with John Wick & Ip Man, the sequels still hold up. I watched the raid 2 and it wasn't nearly as enjoyable as the first one to me

[dim hedge]

on the table

[fast grotto]

if you guys get the chance, watch jackie's Police Story series

i like them more than rush hour

[copper phoenix]

saw them

[fast grotto]

much better fight sequences

big brain, spice

[neon coral]

Also, we're getting a Kung Fu Hustle 2. that'll be awesome I hope

[dim hedge]

6 movies damn

[copper phoenix]

I probably watched every old school jackie chan movie

[dim hedge]

young jackie chan toooo

[fast grotto]

same

i have thema ll on VHS/DVD

also kung fu hustle

[neon coral]

The OG Drunken boxing movie is one of my favorites

[fast grotto]

i love stephen chow

[copper phoenix]

the choreography is out of this world

[neon coral]

the masters fight in kung fu hustle is still one of my favorite things of all time

[fast grotto]

i've watched shaolin soccer like 50 times

[copper phoenix]

man, I laughed my ass off with kung fu hustle

I almost died

shaolin soccer is lit

[fast grotto]

so many iconic scenes in that movie

the mafia dance sequence in the beginning

chef's kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kZ4SHVKlRA

THIS POST WAS MADE BY THE AXE GANG

[neon coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDr1MD2a1aM

the build up with the music in that scene is on point

[fast grotto]

the cinematography is great

[neon coral]

the whole soundtrack for the movie is on point, actually. I own it on a CD somewhere

[fast grotto]

man stephen chow

his movies are the only way i learn cantonese

[neon coral]

He did another movie that was pretty fun. Journey to the west. Had a really good nod to Kung fu hustle in it

[neon coral]

The internet will be so entertaining after tomorrow night. Maybe more entertaining than the GoT finale itself

[sage sleet]

reminder cersei got payed a million an episode to stand by a window and drink wine

[neon coral]

That's why she's the Queen and we're the peasants.

[tribal tundra]

Kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer haha dope movies from back in the days

[crimson lance]

she got payed 500k

not a mil

all the big guys got 500k

[neon coral]

that's still 500k per episode, though. Damn

I bet The Hound & The Mountain phoned up Payroll and said "Hey, we're big guys'

Podrick too

[scenic terrace]

Maise williams and Sophie Turner arent in big guy territory

it's just the lannisters + Jon i think

[neon coral]

Poor Tormund.

Is one of the spin offs about the freefolk?

I'd watch that

[crimson lance]

dany too

[tribal tundra]

Spinoffs usually flop, tho i think the westeros conquest by the targaryans has potential but theres no detailed script to follow from the books so idk

[calm sun]

Got spinoffs will be fine

will do fine*

Just by relating to got they'll have more of an audience then other HBO shows

Lots of studios are making big budget fantasy shows now to make their own got

I don't think they'll be successful

[dim hedge]

I think it is about the long night

when the white walkers fought the first men 8000 years ago

[icy roost]

@dim hedge Any CW show is shite

[crimson lance]

too bad thats false

[icy roost]

Which ones you like?

[crimson lance]

The arrowverse shows all started strong for a the first few seasons

especially arrow and flash

[icy roost]

I could see the argument with Arrow but Flash I never saw the appeal

But now it’s gone to hell

I’ve seen Flash, Arrow, Legends, Riverdale, The 100 which were all trash imo

Haven’t seen Black lightning

[tribal tundra]

Ye flash was retarded

Its not really their fault i guess, u need really smart writers when the main character is op as fuck

[dim hedge]

Bran's actor confirmed that || Bran was aware of NK's upcoming death. "“There’s nothing personal when Bran tells Theon, ‘You’re a good man.’ What he’s basically doing there is that he knows that Arya is running and charging on her way to save the day, and Bran recognizes that he needs to buy some more time.”" ||

not satisfying tbh...

[neon coral]

Not much is at this point

One final internet outburst tonight, which will probably be more enjoyable than the finale itself.

and then its done

[tribal tundra]

If the petition is still going its gonna get a huge boost starting tonight haha

[neon coral]

I just hope people are smart enough to leave the actors alone and not harass them over whatever happens

But i'm really curious to see how big the petition numbers get to

[tribal tundra]

Nah the actors have done a phenomenal job, i think ppl understand that

Basically everything was very good imo

Except the rushed story

And yeah same haha

[dim hedge]

ah yes

cant wait for the outburst tonight

[neon coral]

Kinda disappointed that after 8 years of "Winter is Coming"

Winter never came

A ||snowed-in Kings Landing, would've been way cooler than a burnt kings landing||

[mighty mist]

I honestly feel bad for the actors because what'll happen if that petition succeeds and they have to go through this mess all over again. 😦

[copper phoenix]

for the millionth time, that petition wont change anything

[neon coral]

yeah seriously

[mighty mist]

Let's hope it doesn't.

[copper phoenix]

bruh

unless jeff bezos himself is willing to pay the multiple breaches of contract and pay for the remake

[mighty mist]

It ain't happening.

[neon coral]

and cover the lawsuits that'll come from the contract breaches

[mighty mist]

Yikes.

[neon coral]

and fund the rebuilding of entire sets. lol

[copper phoenix]

lets hope bezos is a got fan

[neon coral]

He's not. He chose LOTR

[mighty mist]

Seriously, he'd have to be as rich as Mansa Musa to fund all of that. 😐

[neon coral]

well, he might be. But He's rich because he doesn't go around wasting hundreds of millions on things like that lol

[mighty mist]

Phew!

[neon coral]

I'm wondering If the Spin offs will get affected by all of this. If not cancellations, then maybe budget cuts, shorter seasons, etc

[mighty mist]

Yikes.

[broken fossil]

They won’t be affected lol

Just like how they had a detective pikachu sequel lined up before even the first one dropped , entertainment industry is just like that

If they’ve already invested tons of money into something and it’s well on its way, they’re not just gonna cancel it cause of an outcry of a fraction of fans

Needless to say no matter what happens tonight , there will be even more shitslinging on the internet today 👌

*what happens

[neon coral]

It could be, though. It's happened before. And It's not like they've already written and started filming the shows, have they? and I don't think its a fraction of the fans at this point. If the network and the actors are joining in, it speaks for itself.

And ya. Tonight will be funny as fuck

Makes me want to sub to HBO to see peoples reactions right after it airs

[broken fossil]

Even then, they could just say “this spin off will save it” lol if they really wanted to push it I mean

[stuck vector]

dont think that petition will change anything

[icy roost]

What petition?

[stuck vector]

fans are making a petition to remake s8

[icy roost]

As much as I don’t like s8, a remake would be kind of stupid

No matter what they do, they won’t appease everybody

[neon coral]

So in the end, its easier not to appease anybody. lol

[icy roost]

I think it would be smarter to leave the mess of s8 behind because if they do remake it, there will always be the hovering shadow of what s8 was

I think putting money and resources into spinoffs would be easier and better

I’m watching BvS Dawn of Justice right now and I don’t see why people hate it. I mean it’s bad but not THAT bad

Nvm I just finished, this movie sucked

[stuck vector]

LMAO

that's so funny

[pale tapir]

@icy roost I don't see why people hate -- enter walking tumor-- oh never mind

[dim hedge]

lol

[sonic quail]

Lmao

[fluid merlin]

They should just have made season 8 last year and season 9 this year, each season 10 episodes and really weaved everyones plotline and story together

[tribal tundra]

Yeah pretty much

This season for nk

And last season cercei

20 episodes to focus on character development, all the forshadowing, storylines, etc

12 episodes is cool too idk

6, 6

[dim hedge]

that would make sense

but oh well it is too late

[spark jolt]

normies seethe

[jolly flint]

Fuck

I'm going to cry when the next Star Wars movie comes out

Star Wars was the first thing I ever became passionate about as a kid

[pale tapir]

@jolly flint Did you enjoy episode 8? I did personally, but I know not everyone feels that way lol

[jolly flint]

I'm waiting to watch Episode 8 @pale tapir

[pale tapir]

Oh I see. You've seen TFA right?

[jolly flint]

Yes

I could have seen Solo in theaters, but I got sick :/

[stuck vector]

wow cant wait for the atrocity that is s8 to finally end

[sage sleet]

19 minutes right?

[scenic terrace]

yes

[sage sleet]

oh boy

[stuck vector]

alr know how it ends bc i stopped caring after ep 5 but still wanna know how it gets executed

4 minssss

[broken fossil]

awww shit, here we go again

[sage sleet]

are you guys watching online

[broken fossil]

on hbo now

[sage sleet]

same

[broken fossil]

bout to cancel my subscription after this lolz

[sage sleet]

How much was it again

[broken fossil]

15 a month i think

usd

[sage sleet]

well damn

not bad

[broken fossil]

yeah, mayyybe might stick around an extra week to see how the watchmen show is

[sage sleet]

when is that coming out

[broken fossil]

i think like right after game of thrones if i remember right

so next week?

[sage sleet]

they planned that shit

[broken fossil]

yeah haha

[sage sleet]

knew the season was ass

oh shit 8 yeehaw

sucks I gotta eat in the middle

[stuck vector]

finally done using 6 fake accounts for free trials

[dim hedge]

well boys

a sad evening indeed

[neon coral]

remember to use spoiler tags when discussing it.

f5'ing the fuck out of tpb

[dim hedge]

i wont be watching the episode until later tonight

but supposedly it isn't looking great

[neon coral]

same.

[dim hedge]

judging by everyone's reactions, the leaks were right...

[pale tapir]

Damn, Game of Thrones ended it's run and murdered it's fanbase from the sounds of it

[neon coral]

spoiler tags. and no discussing leaks, or if they were right, without them. also im getting outta here until its done

[pale tapir]

I don't care enough to look up spoilers for GoT Rebelled, don't worry

[neon coral]

ya but i mean discussing peoples reactions can be kinda spoilerish, especially with how extremes the reactions have been lol

back to f5'ing piratebay. be back tonight maybe lol

[pale tapir]

Lol, alright see ya

[median plinth]

wouldn't say a reaction is a legitimate spoiler as long as there are no details.

[dim hedge]

I didn't even mention how they reacted?

lol

I understand your caution but don't worry I am well aware of the rules.

[pale tapir]

Nah I don't trust you Vyrez, I heard you spoil One Piece chapters in BNHA servers

[dim hedge]

shit you got me

my plan has been foiled

I was about to drop everything!

[pale tapir]

I actually caught one

This isn't a bamboozle is it?!?

[sonic quail]

YAAAAK

lmaoooo

THEY REALKY DID THIS

[dim hedge]

well il brb time to wtch the episode

[scenic terrace]

😴

GoT Finale||If anything was wrong with this ending, it was how someone that's a shitty writter like me predicted Sansa ruling the north, jon killing danny, and i said tyrion would be king of the rest, (altho hand is pretty damn close, especially considering how bran has no ambition and will probably let tyrion do whatever). That makes it bad||

[broken fossil]

your ||jon killing dany|| prediction was dead on accurate lol @scenic terrace

but damn, and of an era , it's over folks

it definitely is a bittersweet ending like one of them said in an interview

[median plinth]

I don't think being able to predict the ending is indicative of it being bad, unless your prediction was "it's gonna be bad because I think x will happen"

[stuck vector]

so ||how stupid was that rnding||

[scenic terrace]

No, im acknowledging im a shitty writer that gets D's and C's on all his essays my entire life due to shitty writing

if it's the ending i have in mind, it's bad. imo

[stuck vector]

||I CANT FUCKIN DEAL WHAT WAS THE POINT OF JON BEING A TARGARYENNNNNNNNNNN||

[sonic quail]

I mean is the writing shitty cuz of its creativity?

Because if people know where youre going with ur essays thats good writing

But anyway

[scenic terrace]

I saw how Naruto would end, didnt make it good

[sonic quail]

My ||starks got what they wanted||

[stuck vector]

||drogon said FUCK THIS and rly burned down the throne lmaooo||

im gonna miss the starks ngl

my babies 🥺🥺

[scenic terrace]

||that was definitely the dumbest scene of the episode, the burning of the throne||

[stuck vector]

IKR LMAOOOOO

[sonic quail]

Nah adam im saying if its shitty for freativity then yea but if its an essay for a test or some shit. Being predicable is good

[stuck vector]

this episode was so dumb love how GoT ended and murdered its fanbase along the way

[sonic quail]

The result was fine to me but how we got here

Holy shit

Oof

[broken fossil]

||drogon burned the throne instead of jon out of anger, cause jon is a targ and drogon wouldnt burn him ||

shrugs

[cursive girder]

weebs

[median plinth]

You don't have to be a good writer to know what good writing is. Being able to generalize things is different to being able to detail them.

[scenic terrace]

Also danny, ||Yes Tyrion, I know you betrayed me and I'm totally allowing you to get within 2 feet of me even though you could stab me||

[dim hedge]

let GoT RIP already 😂'

[dim hedge]

pretty much.

|| If they had just developed this plot properly, such as not making dany going mad a random event then it would have been a great ending ||

[magic bloom]

The thing is, || show was supposed to go for like 3 more seasons, but the mad queen arc was rushed pretty badly ||

[scenic terrace]

GoT spoiler rob just posted

[dim hedge]

well this is what we get with 6 episodes.

[magic bloom]

Thanks Adam

Best mod

[dim hedge]

yeah I know I read GRRM wanting it to go on for 10-13 seasons..

HBO wanting at least 10 episodes..

[magic bloom]

HBO was fine with it, GoT was a cash cow but D&D wanna move on to Star Wars

[sonic quail]

Nah ||gendry is worse to me. I prefer bran||

||This was a happy ending btw||

[scenic terrace]

GoT:
||Greyworm: I will kill all enemies of the Queen. Those are my orders.
Also Greyworm: I shall keep Jon Snow alive even though he is the biggest enemy of the Queen.||

[sonic quail]

For the ||characters we care about||

||did greyworm know he was a targaryen?||

[scenic terrace]

||no||

[sonic quail]

Or u mean after?

Ah

[scenic terrace]

||I mean after jon killed her||

[sonic quail]

Yea wouldve made sense

[scenic terrace]

||As soon as Jon killed Danny, Greyworm should have murdered him||

[sonic quail]

But idc ||jon got his ending he wanted||

[scenic terrace]

||Which is why I thought Jon would ride Drogon away or sneak away b4 her death was discovered||

[magic bloom]

|| I dun wonnit ||

|| yer muh kween ||

[scenic terrace]

My Mom before the episode: ||Jon will join the Nightwatch so Danny can get the throne with no problem||
My dad and I: ||There's literally 0 point to the Nightwatch existing anymore. It won't happen.||
Mom after that part happens: ||😏||

[sonic quail]

||i mean its a refuge for bastards and people that fucked up||

So theres that ig

[sonic quail]

Lol

||hey i mean in their world democracy is way crazier than a teen ruling||

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these memes

have me in tears

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this is a good one || https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1130303563807244288 ||

Complex (@Complex)

#GameOfThrones

No one:

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GoT

Also GoT

[median plinth]

seen some takes on twitter. ||People are defending Bran becoming king?? I haven't seen the ep yet, but wtf? How is emotionless record keeper a "perfect king"?||

||Or how was it even foreshadowed? Or even make sense?||

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||No lengthy ambitions, very knowledgable. No love to ruin duty||

[sonic quail]

|| i mean hes arguably the smartest person and can spy on everyone. So ability wise hes quite capable||

[median plinth]

||No ambition is exactly what makes a shit king lmao. What are you working towards?||

[scenic terrace]

||A perfectly stable nation.||

[sonic quail]

Which presumably is his aim

[scenic terrace]

||Danny's ambition of wanting to break the wheel is what made her bad||

||As that is a big reason she went crazy||

[sonic quail]

Too much ambition and too little are both bad

A happy medium

||aka bran||

[median plinth]

||Nah, Bran is the exact opposite of Dany. He'd not do anything as a King, because he has no ambition. Not even the ambition to create a stable nation. That was closer to what Varys wanted.||

[magic venture]

This chat is redacted

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Yes, ||except a man with little ambition can have its work done by the hand and the council||

[sonic quail]

|| i mean everything u just said is put into question seeing as how he planned everything it seems||

[copper phoenix]

lmao what a gay ass ending

[scenic terrace]

||+ bran can see the future so I’m not sure who else could be a better king||

[broken fossil]

thats what he got ||tyrion as the hand for||

[median plinth]

||Yeah, so he's a figurehead. Not really a king if the advisors are the ones making the decisions.||

[copper phoenix]

when I readthe leaks I thought it was trolling

[broken fossil]

and why ||bran made him unable to refuse||

cause ||bran knew tyrion would basically do the leading||

[magic venture]

Please, I'm only level 0 clearance

[median plinth]

||He'd be a better advisor. Not a better King. Kings make decisions. Bran's ability is literally the best form of information, which is the role of advisors. To inform the ruler.||

[sonic quail]

|| i mean i wonder if bran did so his siblings could get their happy endings||

[broken fossil]

||tyrion is the shadow king, as it should be||

[copper phoenix]

|| i really like the first half of the episode tho, up until the elections ||

[scenic terrace]

||oh wow I see 5 years into the future bronn will betray me and start a war, better nip that in the bud||

[sonic quail]

[median plinth]

||The only reason it's a good ending is because he's pretty much disassociated from any House.||

[sonic quail]

Either way information works

Sure im just happy ||my fam is fine||

[broken fossil]

and thats why ||they reiterated thats what "breaking the wheel" actually meant||

||someone completely dissociated with the cycle of kingship, who cant father children||

[copper phoenix]

|| it means breaking the wheel of bran's wheelchair ||

[sonic quail]

[broken fossil]

lmfao

[scenic terrace]

||How can podrick go and fuck bitches when he wants if he has to wheel bran around. Bad ending||

[copper phoenix]

ahem its || ser podrick to you ||

[broken fossil]

well if thats his only job that leaves him plenty of free time

to do other things

just ||wheel him to the bathroom and wheel him to the counsil table||

done

[scenic terrace]

also who was that fucker ||between sam and edmure. Was that the Reed house||

[sonic quail]

No clue

[stuck vector]

||the fact tghat bran knew he was gna become king from the very beginning.....||

[broken fossil]

someone who looked like they were wearing the blackfish's armor

[sonic quail]

||bran played the long game||

Itll be fun to ||go back and watch all of brans weird looks||

[dim hedge]

smh bran

[copper phoenix]

|| dead eye bran was just an act ||

[sonic quail]

Right lol

[scenic terrace]

Hi I still exist

[broken fossil]

does she?

[sonic quail]

The ||queen?||

[scenic terrace]

Went back to her dad, never to be seen again