Arya is all grown up and shit
#western-series
sonic quail
sage sleet
meant got
warm cape
I said dollars trilogy
ivory egret
exactly my thoughts lol
scenic terrace
this is like the opposite of hermione
stuck vector
i love maisie williams
regal root
Yeah, she hasn't aged particularly gracefully in comparison to Emma Watson
stuck vector
also, i agree regarding tormund. he and the hound are on my list of characters that i like
ivory egret
weird that I can see her as a fighter, but not a lover
magic bloom
Nah
ivory egret
not me
magic bloom
Then they won’t be able to sell the whole Cleganebowl thing anymore
scenic terrace
Cleganebowl had its chance
ivory egret
||Mountain vs Brienne||
stuck vector
i honestly have never seen arya as anything but a fighter
||but i knew she and gendry would hook up bc of that building sexual tension in the previous episode||
ivory egret
||it didn't hit me until last week||
scenic terrace
well people fucking before war is a classic thing
especially one where everyone expects to die 
ivory egret
||anyone else see the reappearance of Theon and Sansa's love||
stuck vector
||another chara i expect to die is greyworm||
regal root
Mind you they had good set up a few years ago, "I can be your family!" "You wouldn't be my family, you would be my lady" that had some great emotional weight behind it
||Greyworm and Missandei both gotta die||
stuck vector
||bruh no thanks i'd rather have sansa by herself||
ivory egret
||Theon can't fuck anyway||
regal root
||I'd like Sansa to be with someone who could give her a kid, not some pseudo lesbian relationship with Theon||
stuck vector
||after that whole business with ramsay i want her 382093894 miles away from men. they dont deserve her||
ivory egret
||she got raped and he can't fuck, adds up||
scenic terrace
Tyrion going back to Sansa dont @ me
regal root
There are good men in Westeros, D&D just decided to cuck her and not let her find one, unlike in the books that GRRM is setting her up with a fine young lad
regal root
That actualy wouldn't be bad imo
scenic terrace
Pod's only ship is with brienne and it's not happening 
regal root
Dude can defend himself now
magic bloom
Like unironically
regal root
And he has a magic ||cock||
stuck vector
wait rejog my memory ||did jaime and brienne sleep together before?||
regal root
No
magic bloom
No
scenic terrace
but they should have
regal root
They've seen eachother naked though
magic bloom
He was her prisoner though
regal root
But that's it
stuck vector
the bath house scene right?
regal root
Yeah
stuck vector
||jaime and brienne prob gna hook up then, i can sense the tension btwn them||
magic bloom
They showed pod || kicking that guys ass for a reason ||
|| I hope to everything that he doesn’t fucking die ||
stuck vector
nooooo
regal root
Pretty sure GRRM confirmed that they ||are in love with each other||, they just don't understand it yet
||Pod|| isn't gonna die, Westeros needs his ||magic cock||
stuck vector
||i actually like jaime and brienne, in spite of things that have happened between them||
LMAO
regal root
They have good chemistry
scenic terrace
Yes Pod is 100% gonna survive
stuck vector
they do! i also like jaime's development throughout the series, whereas cersei just wants her fuckin elephants
||is she actually pregnant tho||
regal root
Probably
dim hedge
why are u guys spoiler tagging
regal root
But she's gonna ||miscarry||
stuck vector
spoiler tagging cuz some havent seen got yet i think. honestly im just spoiler tagging cuz ppl are doing it hahaha
dim hedge
no one who hasn't seen it is in here
regal root
Prophecy said she'd only have 3 kids, and 3 kids she shall only have
dim hedge
and anyone who is that far behind won't understand any of this
regal root
Still though, gonna think of the peeps who haven't seen it who might pop in and didn't want to be spoiled
stuck vector
yea ^
regal root
It's just common courtesy
stuck vector
whats the name of that guy she's sleeping with
dim hedge
either someone is an ep behind
regal root
Euron
dim hedge
in which case they know who is pregnant
or they're far behind
in which case that means nothing
spoiler tags don't make sense unless ur talking bout the latest ep
and y'all are spoiler tagging theories lmao
scenic terrace
a lot are theories based off what happened this episode
like death flags that occurred this episode
magic bloom
I really wanted those elephants
dim hedge
everyone might die
||i knew there was no way Dany would accept Jon as heir||
that's worth a spoiler tag
she's a conceited fuck she won't give in
||he's gonna end up killing her||
regal root
||Of course she wouldn't, not only has she dedicated years of her to taking it but her only claim to it was built on the assumption that there were no more legitimate Targaryen heirs.||
||Now that she knows there is one she doesn't have a claim||
dim hedge
the question is how hard headed will she be
regal root
Very given her attitude the past couple seasons
stuck vector
i think she's willing to go very far to claim that throne
dim hedge
she won't give it up
sonic quail
I do too
dim hedge
||til she dies||
sonic quail
I wouldnt expect anyone in her position to just give up
scenic terrace
Jon isn't gonna see it till she kills someone close to him though, be it either Sam or Sansa
dim hedge
Jon would
sonic quail
Nah
dim hedge
And it's not giving up
sonic quail
It is giving up
regal root
I don't think she has the balls to do that to someone she loves
sonic quail
And thats why shes different than jon
dim hedge
||one bowing to the other doesn't give the other a total L||
||she can easily accept and support him with what she has||
sonic quail
The thrown has always been more about what she wants than whats right. She assumes only she can execute whats right on the throne
Nah its an L
regal root
Think it's already been established though that Jon is a significantly better leader than she is
dim hedge
It's not an L
sonic quail
It is to her
dim hedge
@regal root ^
okay well she's wrong
that's the point
she's been wrong plenty of times
stuck vector
hahaha arya is trending worldwide
dim hedge
||She'd rule over ashes like they said before||
dim hedge
Yes and these are specific characters
we're not just talking about any old whore or any old lannister
or someone who doesn't care
sonic quail
Shes less concerned about whats right than jon
regal root
But she thinks that she does though, hence how she handled herself in Astapor
dim hedge
she acts like she is
that's what her people belive
that's what's SUPPOSED to be important to her
that's what she claims to rule
by
so if she's not
then what kind of queen is she
sonic quail
Lol
sonic quail
Dany cares more about her throne than subjects
regal root
A bad one if Meereen is any indication
sonic quail
Thats always been increasingly more apparent
dim hedge
before anything
ivory egret
||Jon will have to save her and the others to gain their respect||
regal root
Oh she will 
ivory egret
he needs their respect tho
sonic quail
Its not about respect
ivory egret
she earned it, so does he
ivory egret
the Unsullied, Dathraki
regal root
He has her heart, I don't think she respects him though. If she did I don't think she would have prioritized him bending the knee to her last season over going to immediately fight the WWs
scenic terrace
I was sad Sansa didn't play along with Danny in an attempt to manipulate her
ivory egret
he will have to "die" again
scenic terrace
They basically just kept the status quo they had last episode
sonic quail
She was amazed at his honor and willingness to sacrifice
regal root
Sansa is so close to being good at the Game
sonic quail
I dont think sansa will
Play like baelish
Since she hated him and not to mention the stay true to their words
regal root
If she plays like early seasons Baelish she'll be fine, later ones and she's screwed
sonic quail
Lol
regal root
Seriously, they just completely removed any logic from him by making him stay at Winterfell
It was only a matter of time that karma would catch up to him
sonic quail
I know same with tryion and cersei
regal root
Their characters have been gutted personality/logic wise since they've gone off script back in Season 5
scenic terrace
Baelish loses his teleporting power once he enters WF 
sonic quail
Its to be expected since theyre not grrm
sonic quail
Grrm is worse than togashi
regal root
For real
scenic terrace
Eh, i just saw it as Baelish being blinded by love through his use of Sansa to respresent Cat and his overconfidence of being more clever than Sansa that she wasn't a threat, alongside having the whole Vale behind him
regal root
Y'all want to see a drawing of what book Sansa's likely bae looks like?
sonic quail
Sure
sonic quail
Also yea adam good explanation
regal root
Damn, not showing the pic
Roughly what he can be presumed to look like https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/File:Harry_Hardyng_by_Rae_Lavergne.jpg
Dammit
sonic quail
Damn
ivory egret
dim hedge
most people who have died had personal agendas that deterred them from their apparent goals
regal root
Dude is about 18-19 and has 1 bastard daughter
dim hedge
which lead to their demise
regal root
He's also currently Robert (Robin) Arryn's current heir
sonic quail
Lmao tormund went straight to thinking about her
scenic terrace
wait what happened to mr slow boy
sonic quail
I gotta read all those one day
regal root
He's like 8-10 in the books and sickly
They're doing it as a precaution
I have a suspicion he's gonna "die naturally" in the next book and Sansa is gonna become the Lady of the Vale (if/when she gets hitched to ole Harry)
stuck vector
wait who?
regal root
You know Robin in the show, Sansa's cousin who was breastfeeding from his mom in Season 1?
regal root
His name is Robert in the books, and he's much younger (as most of the characters are)
Because he's a kid and his mom is dead he's the Lord of the Vale but Littlefinger (who is still alive in the books) is the Protector of the Vale and is currently trying to get Sansa (who is still there under the guise of being LF's bastard daughter Alyn Stone) hitched to Robert's current heir, who is a distant cousin.
regal root
Indeed, books are significantly more in depth than the show
Show is still fantastic though
ivory egret
thicc
regal root
For reference, Sansa is about 14 right now in books. Jon is 16, Theon is like 20-21, Arya is like 11-12
stuck vector
how close is the show to the books?
hasnt sansa been 14 in the books for like 10 years now
regal root
I'd say Seasons 1-4 used about 90-95% source material, 5 about 50 or so, 6 like 5%, 7-8 completely off the cuff
dim hedge
not completely
regal root
Mind you that just because the percentage used was from source material it's not a pure adaption because they cut a lot out
stuck vector
BRUHHH MISSANDEI IS 10 IN THE BOOKS?
regal root
Fair enough, but until it's in the books I'm going by what I've seen
Yeah, also she's white
regal root
Which is strange considering she's in a middle east setting
Of course not, show has killed too many people who are still alive in books
grave robin
if only GRRM WOULD COMPLETE WINDS OF WINTER
grave robin
fuck man how long has that been
grave robin
damn
I was 10 fucking years old when the last GOT book came out
stuck vector
when was that
regal root
2011
stuck vector
oh i was turning 10 when the last got book came out
regal root
Maybe to give GRRM time to finish Winds? 🤷
grave robin
who is the fucking cretin piece of refuse to decided that
are these the same people that burn orphanages
regal root
Blame GRRM for making his book too complex to finish in a timely manner
Think the first Song of Ice and Fire book (A Game of Thrones) came out in 96, Clash came out in 98, then Storm in 2000, then Feast 5 years later, then Dance came out 6 years after that, and we are currently 8 years in waiting for Winds
grave robin
I heard it was gonna be like 3x as long as the other GOT books
regal root
Can't do more than 1500 a book
Also Dance got so big that he split it into 2 novels, Feast and Dance
regal root
I honestly wouldn't mind if he split Winds in half and finished with an 8 book series, then again he's in his 70s and fat so I doubtful we'll get to see him finish the series
grave robin
what gonna happen to the nightwalkers I needa know 😭
regal root
I mean he's already told people (most notably DB Weiss and David Benioff) how the book series is gonna end for the most part
Guarantee he'll have someone finish the series for him in the event he passes
grave robin
well at least the thing I care about gets finished
and thats all that matters
regal root
Quite
tribal tundra
Very good episode
regal root
Indeed, next week is gonna be one of the greatest things we've ever seen in TV
dim hedge
yeah cant wait
ivory egret
hour and 20 of greatness
scenic terrace
Poor soldiers, just acting as fake protection and being forced to die so bran doesn’t look like the easiest bait
regal root
So honest expectation for next week, Winterfell is gonna fall. That opens them up to head south to King's Landing so Dany's prophecy about seeing snow in the Throne room comes true, then final battle and the conclusion of the series.
scenic terrace
Yes
dim hedge
read haha
scenic terrace
You’ll also have to read for your college English course
regal root
Pod has a great voice, this is now the 3rd GRRM song to make it to the show iirc
dim hedge
this vid makes me think Jon is Azor Ahai
or Arya might be Jenny
in the song
parallel
ah yes, this caught me really off guard
grave robin
they made you read the most boring shit @scenic terrace
like Shakespeare and Charlotte Bronte
meanwhile I just wanna see buff dudes shoot lasers
regal root
First was the Rains of Castamere, 2nd was the Bear and the Maiden Fair, and now Jenny of Oldstones
grave robin
I just wish in schools gave us cooler things to read
ivory egret
i liked Othello
scenic terrace
I liked some, like of mice and men, to kill a mockingbird, most Shakespeare plays
dim hedge
i can't stop watching that video
it's so fucking good
HIGH IN THE HALLS OF THE KINGS WHO ARE GONE
regal root
I remember reading the Catcher in the Rye, I can only laugh thinking how that book was once banned from schools for being "obscene"
cold dock
Really!?
regal root
Yeah, it's hilarious that that happened
Whole book is about some moody teen who gets expelled, and proceeds to spend his weekend being a whiny pussy before deciding to tell his parents
cold dock
XD
True true
but why ban it
that is so stupid.
It gives the message that you shouldn't be a whiney and b***hy a$$
stuck vector
i hate assigned books bc i never read them guess im mega fucked for my ap lit exam this coming may fkudshfifjs
scenic terrace
@regal root harry potter was on today and there was a scene where in half blooded prince, lavender, the girl ron fucks throughout the movie did a heart thing and it was R + L and i was like 
regal root
lean slate
It's super cringe
pale tapir
So how was Game of Thots everyone
hoary hawk
omg
I just finished the ep
@regal root @scenic terrace
what did we think boys
a good befitting bye and close of the book for everyone?
regal root
Thought it was a fitting couple of nice moments for multiple characters who are inevitably going to die next episode
hoary hawk
hmm
who are you thinking?
grey worm, beric, hound, gendry might be some good shouts for me
regal root
And Missandei
hoary hawk
the preview for next ep seemed quite ominous
regal root
Oh it will be, they've brought back the director of both Hardhome and the Battle of the Bastards to do it
I think I've heard it's gonna be the longest battle sequence ever put on TV
hoary hawk
a hour 22 min the ep i believe
too much good happy hip shit in the last 2 eps
and now we're in for a dose of reality
arya was wildin for some reason too
regal root
As much as I enjoyed that ||dragon ride|| they did in the first episode it really was pointless, wasted time you could've spent getting your forces ready
Also I kinda get it from Arya's POV, you might die in the next few hours so experience what you can while you can
hoary hawk
yea and literally everyone else in the show been experienced that
i kinda liked the contrast of the early whore mongerers/adults sitting in one room contemplating life
whilst the girl turned adult was wildin away
you would think tyrion or somethin would do that in the last few hours if it were still early series
that was kinda a weird group though
i love tormund's giant story
it was crackin me up
everyone was like 'wtf wrong with dis dude doe..'
regal root
Dude carried the episode
regal root
Also if Gendry dies next episode that is 100% confirmation for me that ||Arya is pregnant now||
hoary hawk
and that she carries a baratheon
regal root
Wouldn't legally be a baratheon but I'm sure whoever holds the IT in the end could be persuaded
hoary hawk
a stark lannister, a stark baratheon, a stark greyjoy ( 
)
the night king will hold the IT
the series will close as the whole room and eventually the seat turn bitter cold
and its over forever
regal root
He seems like a responsible fella
regal root
Legit, there's no malice. Dude is just doing some spring cleaning and taking out the rubbish
hoary hawk
i loved how we found about the long night too
regal root
Those flashback sequences were legit
Did you know that the things we saw from the Tower of Joy in season 6 are from the 1st book?
regal root
Your question is kinda confusing me
hoary hawk
i'm kind of surprised jon believed it so quick
i feel like he'll eventually still bending the knee to dany
not like he cares, they're in a fight for humanity rn anyways
regal root
Ah, I think it's just cause in the back of his mind he knew. Ned was most likely the best person in the entire series and somewhere in the back on Jon's mind he knew Ned would never do something as dishonorable and sleeping with another woman while he was married.
regal root
Nah
hoary hawk
her rude attitude was never warranted smh
regal root
The truth was too explosive, Ned couldn't even risk letting the woman he loved most know for fear it might come out
hoary hawk
ned was honorable to the end
regal root
Damn right
Dude sacrificed his own honor to protect the child of the sister he loved and lost
And Ned Stark fucking bled honor
Also yeah Jon never deserved any of Cat's hatred or scorn, he didn't ask to be born
hoary hawk
i'd love to see tywins face if he knew his two sons were fighting defending winterfell with nothing for them at the end of it all
also an iconic moment
regal root
That would've been hilarious
hoary hawk
and tyrions brain being praised was kewl
brienne's knighting an amazing moment
i wonder what tyrion and bran talked about
sorry i'm just rambling diff things
regal root
Just imagine how many issues Tywin would've saved himself if he had just tried to be a decent father
hoary hawk
this ep had so many warm and curious moments
hoary hawk
next ep i'll just be like 'OMG ______ IS DEAD'
'WTH JUST HAPPENED'
'EVERYONE'S GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEE'
regal root
Yeah we're all gonna be like that
hoary hawk
it's nice to have the calm before the storm
idk if im in the minority but i much enjoyed this ep
we have 4 more eps for havoc
regal root
They're guaranteed gonna lose, Winterfell is gonna fall and they're gonna be forced to fall back to KL
hoary hawk
oh I see them losing winterfell by next ep
i do not think yara reclaiming the island is for nothing either
regal root
Yeah she's def gonna come to the rescue
hoary hawk
they need to lose like half their forces
and be like
"this shit is 100x worse than we thought"
regal root
Lowkey gonna be hype if Sir Friendzone himself kills a WW next episode
hoary hawk
jorah's a kewl dude
he already survived death a few times
i think he's one of the few that'll live
regal root
Honestly I might be one of the only people glad to see it, I enjoyed her in S6 but she got annoying quick
hoary hawk
i think she's a good character because shes annoying
she knows how others will perceive her
she's a kid and a girl in an era where both things are looked down upon leading a small fleet of men
they are often underestimated and yet have proven to be strong allies
regal root
Least Jorah will get his birthright back by default, not sure if he'll accept it though.
regal root
True
regal root
Cause all the budget went to the 2 minute appearance of Ghost
hoary hawk
YOOO
THAT WAS SO HYPE
i loved it
and fam they havent even grazed the budget yet
what it was for the first 2 eps will PALE in coomparison
to the next 4 eps
80 minutes of war between the wildest creatures of hell we've ever seen
regal root
Better see both Ghost and Nymeria involved in the final battle, also both live plz cause I've had my fill of cool wolfs getting killed
hoary hawk
oh hell nah
i need them both there
both alive
when was brans killed again btw?
i can see ghost sacrificing himself to save jon though
easily
regal root
I mean he wasn't "killed" per se, he just is a different person now since he got the power from the previous TeR in S6
hoary hawk
rickon's was killed as part of that stupid ass way of proving to that mans
that rickon was a stark
shaggydog or whatever his name was
regal root
Yeah
regal root
In the books it went out fighting and killed a few dudes before it died, not killed pitifully in it's stable like in the show
regal root
Indeed
hoary hawk
hes cool now though
regal root
His character development has been a sight to beyond
hoary hawk
i need a pic of everyone who was around that table again
everyone got crazy wild stories to tell
regal root
I honestly wouldn't mind if he died though, he's just suffered so much that at this point it would be a mercy
hoary hawk
i think yara will die
but not theon
tbh theyve both been in so many shitty death situations
and both always somehow come out
regal root
They ain't gonna kill Yara, they just saved her. Ironborn gotta have their "Queen"
Especially for after they kill Euron
regal root
Still mad he wasn't the one to kill Ramsey, or at least watch him die. He deserved that moment far more than Sansa did
hoary hawk
that dany-sansa moment was nice
till sansa asked the right Q
what about the north mate
regal root
This is the Sansa we should've gotten after that tease in S4
Instead of just brow beating her into being a victim again
hoary hawk
its all come to fruition in the end
yo my tickets for endgame are 12:45am to like 4am on sunday
and then got will air at like 6pm
it'll be a wild sunday next sunday
regal root
Oof, have fun man
hoary hawk
expect me to ramble and ramble with barely any sleep
i woulda easily copped friday tickets
but my mates wanted to go all together
and finding 6-7 seats wasnt an easy task
so we SETTLED for that "early"
if i hear one person sleepin in there, ima wack them
regal root
Should be a great movie, not possible for it to top IW but it'll still be phenomenal
hoary hawk
wait wait WHAT
you loved IW that much?
if you don't mind me asking, what made you love it so much?
was it thanos?
regal root
Damn right
hoary hawk
masterful performance
regal root
Josh Brolin probably could've rocked the hell out of a Darkseid role if he was tapped for it
scenic terrace
i just didnt like how they basically plot convenienced thor away from thanos
till basically everyone died
regal root
He couldn't beat Thanos without a OP weapon, dude already had the power stone
scenic terrace
no i meant just being on a random part of the battlefield
while literally everyone else
is fighting thanos
regal root
Well I mean he saved peeps
Also don't think he had a direct location for Thanos, just an approximate area
scenic terrace
didnt they have comms
regal root
I don't think Thor did
dim hedge
Hahaha I mean two of them can land a punch on Thanos
Marvel and Thor
The rest. Thanos can squish them like bugs
fluid merlin
Should i see captain marvel before the end game? 🤔 ive seen almost all other marvel movies in cinema, but i didnt have the chance to see captain marvel yet
sage sleet
no point tbh
If you plan on watching it do it before end game so you don't get disappointed
fluid merlin
Mm ok, maybe ill see it tonight
sage sleet
in theaters?
sage sleet
🤢
wait have you seen shazam
honestly cm isn't known for its quality
so you could just see a shitty cam version and understand this movie is no masterpiece
mint kiln
I dont think that's how it works
sage sleet
it's not worth the money
fluid merlin
I really have a hard time watching LQs tho xD im a bit of a picture quality nerd
Yeah that is why i didnt see it yet, didnt seem to be worth it
But im quite hyped for end game lol, so maybe ill enjoy it
sage sleet
that's what we all thought
if you haven't seen shazam yet i'd say watch that over cm
night and day difference
runic dirge
Watch a cam
CM isn't worth the money
Either that or unironically read a wiki summary just so you understand her context coming into endgame
median plinth
lmfao
I watched the redlettermedia vid on CM, despite the fact I have no interest in movies, much less marvel. pretty entertaining. was a good review.
sage sleet
the movie is so
idk
so minimal
a review is the best option other than watching is for like 5$ on a tuesday
median plinth
seemed like there were big problems with how she was dealt with as a character.
sage sleet
or praying you find a hq version before you see end game
not like it matters in the slightest
the character was basically tony stark
the script had holes in it
like a lot of them
I did like the villain and how it was different
but if you think it'll tie into end game don't hold your breath
tribal tundra
On top of that even the actress isn’t likeable
And that usually never happens with marvel actors
median plinth
does it come out in the movie?
sage sleet
have you guys seen that new clip where she snaps at chris hemmsworth
median plinth
ye
sage sleet
yup
tribal tundra
Lmao ye
sage sleet
like at the beginning she doesn't know who she is
as a character
she's scared, confused, witty
whatever character really
then there's this fight and she hits the villains with a tony stark one liner
ifyou do see the movie you'll see what I mean
ifyou wanna waste some time and see a casual movie i'd say go see it
doesn't do shit for end game
but if you want a good movie
cough cough
shazam babyyyy
fluid merlin
Cool, didnt know hideo kojima was active on twitter
median plinth
he is
runic dirge
Just watch mauler's video
It's about as long as the movie anyway, if you're making time for it
magic bloom
No context GoT
sonic quail
Lmao
mighty mist
I never liked Brie Larson.
calm sun
They don't dislike her
They were just kidding around
That being said she is kind of unlikable
If they try to turn her into the next iron man it will fail hard
mighty mist
Yup.
pale tapir
Honestly, I'm afraid she'll create a... Less good era for the mcu
And I was thinking about it, and it might be like "pre captain marvel" and "post captain marvel" eras
Hopefully she doesn't muck up Endgame
If it isn't some combination of the original 6 avengers, I'll be pissed yeah
It doesn't even make sense for her to "Mary Sue" the plot
But, corporate agendas...
Dude don't
It's so pointless
Nah
pale tapir
I have no problem with captain marvel or brie, but that movie is so mediocre
You're right buc
It'll probably be in the movie
They even mess up something regarding young fury
regal root
This legit is the tie in: ||She shows up at Avenger HQ in modern time after her pager stops ringing at says "Where's Fury?"|| That's it, that's literally the tie in
mint kiln
The cat seems to be the best part of the movie
pale tapir
And that'll probably be in endgame anyway, just like that civil war teaser was
regal root
They also retconned how ||Fury lost his eye|| and it's really dumb
pale tapir
Yep, that was what they fucked up
regal root
Or maybe calling it a retcon is the wrong word, maybe reveal would be better. Still really dumb though
pale tapir
They shouldn't be that fearsome tho
Remember what fury said in winter soldier?
Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye
He trusted a fucking cat?!???!?!
mint kiln
yes
regal root
Okay yeah so retcon is the right word
pale tapir
EXACTLY
regal root
And it was done in a slap stick fashion
regal root
Dude legit brushed it off as saying ||"It's alright, just a scratch"||
BS it did the damage we saw in WS
It was a run of the mill cat scratch
pale tapir
Yeah. If captain marvel made my favorite marvel movie worse
Well I have problems with it
pale tapir
Lmfao
regal root
House cat
regal root
Again, slapstick fashion
And he immediately brushed it off
Which was really dumb
Because no sane person would just brush off being blinded from physical damage to your eye
pale tapir
It was a pretty dumb thing yep
regal root
That would be excruciatingly painful
And that movie still made a billion in the box office 😔
pale tapir
Honestly, it's that marvel pedigree
regal root
Didn't help Antman 2 any
pale tapir
Not that they haven't earned it. But captain marvel doesn't deserve it
regal root
And that was the first MCU movie post IW
pale tapir
Ant-Man 2 was better than captain marvel. And it was very average as well
But a much more fun movie imho
Also, people seem to forget Ant-Man and wasp had a female superhero in top billing before captain marvel too
regal root
4 days till greatness
There's no chance it can top IW but it'll easily be the biggest movie of the year
pale tapir
3 and some change for me 
regal root
Yeet
pale tapir
Also nah Buc, you have to look at it like the second part of infinity war
I think it'll live up and surprise people
As long as the Russos weren't forced to hamfist captain marvel
regal root
I just don't see it, the other members of the GotG, BP, SM, Wilson/Bucky, Vision/Wanda, Loki/Heim, and DS all have more charisma in their individual little fingers than Brie does in her whole body. Just no way you'll be able to supplant that much talent even by adding CM, AM, and giving more air time to WM, Rocket, and returning Hawkeye
Don't get me wrong, it's making 2 bills in the box office easily but I can't see it doing better than IW
pale tapir
Oh well yeah I agree with you. But I'm banking on the original Avengers getting their final bow properly
It won't be as good, I agree and infinity war is so good it's arguably my favorite blockbuster level movie, but it'll be close enough
regal root
That's fair
pale tapir
Plus, Rocket will add much needed charisma that we're gonna be missing from the rest of the guardians. But I think this movie will be much more dramatic than IW was
dim hedge
Guess it is time for me to binge through Marvel movies in preparation for endgame.
pale tapir
I did an abridged version of that this past month vyrez lol
dim hedge
wish me luck
pale tapir
Abridge it if you can lmao
sonic quail
I mean to be fair its not a normal cat
Also maybe we’re giving this too much thought
Pls watch this because its so relevant
If we spend too much time caring sbout the minor details of things then we risk losing the mysticism that enamored us in the first place. (Also this is less about capt marvel and more about how we talk about stuff in general and by “we” i mean like everyone ever who talks about literature or shows etc.)
regal root
That's fair, still doesn't logically make sense though a 1 simple cat scratch did that much damage to his eye
sage sleet
regal root
"Does that mean I hate white men? Nyo~" https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/018/847/e4a829e2-502a-42d4-898f-f3169442026b-bestSizeAvailable.jpg
regal root
sage sleet
also "bri larson wonders why people are so shocked cm made a billion"
IT WAS NOT A GREAT MOVIE LOL
regal root
Jesus man, if you want to see something disappointing for days on end just watch me. It's cheaper and honestly, I'm probably better to look at than Brie Larson
sage sleet
on god
how do you watch something that much
like I had to wait to watch spiderverse again
took me a month and I still got bored because I remembered everything
needed to wait a while longer
regal root
Bout to do some quick mafs
sage sleet
he would take long lunches at work
regal root
Hmm, CM had a run time of 124, and this dude apparently watched it 116 times?
That means this mofo has spent 14,384 minutes of his life watching that movie
Now here's where I'm having issues calculating this, with 24 hours in a day if you take that out of 14, 384 you get 599 and change
I see where my issue was
Got hours confused with minutes
Okay after redoing that if this dude wasn't hard flexing he legit has wasted about 3 weeks of his life watching that movie
Oh wait I fucked up again, so CM run time of 124 minutes, if he's watched it 116 times that means he's spent 14, 384 minutes watching it, 60 minutes in an hour means he's spent about 240 hours watching it, and then divided by 24 hours in a day he's roughly spent about 10 days worth of time watching it. Not as bad but still, Jesus
regal root
Dude needs to get laid
broken fossil
Sounds like he didn’t watch it that many times but just kept giving his money to the movie so it does better
It made a billion cause of this guy
regal root
Oof
regal root
Also you want to hear something Big RIP worthy?
broken fossil
What:0
regal root
Some of my buddies overseas get to see Endgame 2 days before it comes out in the US
regal root
Damn Europeans and their early premieres
regal root
@hushed timber Chill with the spam mate
fluid merlin
It doesnt come out on wednesday in the us?
regal root
Nah, Friday
pale tapir
Thursday at 9:30pm est is basically the earliest yeah, I'm gonna be seeing it 6:30pm pst, not sure if east coast has any similar early screenings though, so that's why I'm guessing it'll premiere at the same time all across the country
sonic quail
I do NOT believe that shit. Who the hell seeing a movie 116 times
I wanna see 116 receipts
regal root
Could've just spammed torrents of it at home
sage sleet
it was actually over 116 times
regal root
knotty fox
Do the James Bond films have a timeline order or are they all self-contained?
regal root
Believe they're all self contained
knotty fox
Ah neat
sage sleet
idk if this site is reliable
fluid merlin
I went and saw cm against your recommendation 😂
I thought it was alright, but only because of some of the mcu fanservice
Ending was sloppy
And cgi looked kind of bad sometimes
mighty mist
I'd rather see Shazaam.
sage sleet
Have you seen it yet
mighty mist
I wish. 😦
fluid merlin
Ill see shazam, but im not in a hurry to see it xD
mighty mist
That's fine.
cold dock
Good I missed out on CM. Can't wait for Shazam to release on Blu-ray quality!
and what movie 116 times?
Is that even possible?
More importantly, the MCU is dead after Endgame
Heres a hint - Mother Hitler is the star
cold dock
indeed
sage sleet
there's not gonna be a end credit so they can't set anything up
cold dock
Well yeah
regal root
||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJeMwHTFxjE|| GoT Season 8 song, putting it in spoilers just in case
Dude has a great singing voice, would've loved a full version from him
crimson lance
Damn good episode
also Danny better not fucking kill jon due to worrying about her throne
I wouldnt mind jon dying altough i'd prefer he didnt, but if he fucking dies over iron throne bullshit id be mad
regal root
Nah he's def a lock to live to the end, the killed him once they're not gonna do it twice
blissful quest
@warped drift I wouldn’t do that if I were you you’ll get in trouble for promoting other servers
Dm it to them
warped drift
Oh ok
reef kestrel
Hmmm
broken fossil
@reef kestrel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentry_(Robert_Reynolds)
reef kestrel
Ik
runic dirge
yeah the cat was a bad move
marvel movies are funny enough the way they are
cathulu was forced and unfunny and if I were more of a snob disrespectful to the rest of the canon
ivory egret
Captain Marvel and Endgame this Thursday
dim hedge
regal root
I'm still mad they gave ||Jeyne Poole||'s book storyline to Sansa, there was no need for it. She had so much intrigue and mystery at the end of Season 4 and they ruined it
crimson lance
also if fucking wildling guy really sucked a giantess ya know to get strong, that would be crazy
But i feel like he is just bullshitting
regal root
I mean, that is also coming from the guy who claimed that he once slept with a woman who turned into a bear the next morning and bit off half of his pecker, so suffice to say I think the man likes telling tall tales.
crimson lance
well yeah lol
Also i thought he was talking about something else being giant thank god it went this way instead
Oh and when Tormund was cheering Brienne on
runic dirge
thor 2 is at least one hour, thirty eight minutes, and six seconds too long @true yew
I want out right this instant
the whiplash after av1ngers is obscene
crimson lance
Thor movies before rag are baaad
I still havent seen Thor 2 and yet i saw every other movie
runic dirge
t1or was boring but no offensively so
2hor is cringeworthy
at least there's only one mcu title under this director
sonic quail
THIS WEEKEND FINNA BE HYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPEEE
@regal root he probably was drunk or high af
He doesnt come off as a liar to me
crimson lance
God i wish we saw a Edgar Wright Antman like we could of
He was suppose to be the director for 1 but didnt finish his work and only inspired antman 1
sage sleet
was ||ghost in || yesterdays episode of GoT
got season 8 episode 2 potential spoiler
beware babies
ivory egret
yes
sage sleet
that's sick
scenic terrace
Yeah he showed up for like 10 seconds
In the scene where jon tells Sam to go to the crypt and he’s like hell naw, I was the man that killed the first white walker and then they reminisce about how they’re the only 3 members of the crew left
On that note, fuck Ollie
sage sleet
the weasel hair friend?
ivory egret
i think I have a thing
where I hate some young people
in live action tv shows
Carl from TWD, Joffrey, Ollie, Tariq from Power, Walter jr from Breaking Bad
sage sleet
if I found out my dad slang crystal for the good of the family i'd show him respect
little shit
I always thought carl was whatever
and with ollie idk he couldn;t see the bigger picture
crimson lance
im gonna ignore tariq cause i dont know him
but two of those characters you are meant to hate
Carl is written poorly and acted poorly
and walter jr idk cause i havent watched breaking bad in a while
fluid merlin
Walter jr was annoying as hell
And carl was just cringe as hell xD
Best kid ever is Joffrey
true yew
@runic dirge it's only uphill from here.
you've lasted through captian marvel and thor 2, so that's the worst away already
fluid merlin
Thor 2 gotta be the worst one for me, i loved ragnarok though
regal root
So I'm seeing a lot of theories that because Jorah got ||Heartsbane from Sam|| that he is a lock to die next week, and I'm just not seeing it. If anything I think he just saved his life, gave him the only reliable weapon against Whitewalkers and the undead.
regal root
I'm expecting a decent amount of the cast to get axed next week
median plinth
hope edd and tormund are still alive by the end of it.
regal root
Be nice but outside of the Big 3 characters, Sam, Arya, and Sansa I think everyone's fate is up in the air.
Not just for this battle but for the final battle that's gonna happen in episode 5
median plinth
you know what'd be hype? if army of dead gets to King's Landing and then Cersei becomes a wight
then they come back up to winterfell and then she dies again
regal root
The sick part of me would take some enjoyment at the notion that her last moments were filled with terror given all the sick shit she's pulled, however I think she's just gonna die via Jamie choking her to death.
median plinth
I feel like her death's gotta be at least as fucked up as joffrey's
she deserves it
regal root
She does deserve that but I'm basing my idea of her inevitable death on the prophecy she got from Maggie the Frog
Mainly around the part that said after she'd see her children crowned and died before her that the Valonqar (which is Valerian for little brother) would choke the life out of her
regal root
Yes but she was born couple seconds before Jamie, that makes him her little brother as well
Plus Tyrion already took care of one bitch by choking her out already, think it's time for the Kingslayer to become a Queenslayer as well
regal root
You know what I'd really love to see though? If Theon can somehow survive this battle and go on to kill Euron, I don't want anyone else but him to get to do it. Especially not Yara, I'd be pissed if that happens.
median plinth
inb4 she dies the same way as her mother
regal root
Giving birth to a dwarf who drinks and knows things?
median plinth
ye
regal root
Hell of a way to go out
median plinth
The irony would be pretty good.
does a bunch of evil shit for her kids, hates tyrion for killing her mother, ends up dying to one of her kids, who is another 'tyrion'
regal root
I just don't think she'll go into premature labor, if anything she's gonna miscarry since the prophecy also said that she would only have 3 kids
median plinth
miscarriage would also be a hell of a way to go
regal root
It would, but bleeding to death is too quick for her
median plinth
also, idk about theon's story.
I think Yara killing Euron would be more appropriate because she's more fighting for the Iron Islands than Theon is
Theon just needs his redemption for the farm kids. He's probably gonna die killing a wight that's about to kill Brann
regal root
Farm kids and all the Winterfell folk who died because of him, namely Sir Rodrik
median plinth
ye
regal root
I don't know, I just don't like Yara. She's alright but I kinda feel they try too hard to make her seem tough
I don't hate her, but she doesn't add anything to the story for me
median plinth
yeah but I also don't care about the iron islands
regal root
True
median plinth
their coronation process whack af
imagine the dude just keeps him under for a few extra seconds. now you gotta find another king
regal root
They some weird ones
median plinth
but ye. hound vs mountain needs to happen also
regal root
Absolutely
median plinth
probably the longest awaited battle
median plinth
Arya takes Oberyn's face and kills Mountain with it 
regal root
Oberyn
That might be the only GoT death that actually turned my stomach
I mean I knew beforehand from the books who was gonna win that, I just didn't imagine it would be that graphic/extreme
median plinth
S4 was when I had started watching eps as they came out. was very unhype seeing that
regal root
S4 is still my fav season of GoT
median plinth
Oberyn definitely one of my favourite characters. like top 5. to date.
regal root
Peter Dinklage, Lena Headey, and Pedro Pascal all carried that season
regal root
Absolutely phenomenal acting performances by all of them
karmic barn
The red wedding was the one for me, Shit I was chanting Young Wolf
regal root
I hope next Sunday somehow can top the shocked death feeling we got from seeing the Red Wedding for the first time
median plinth
nah
won't happen
red wedding was not expected. I won't even be shocked if jon dies next ep.
karmic barn
Who will be the first from the main cast to die?
karmic barn
*in the next episode haha
regal root
Ah, probably Grey Worm
regal root
You know of all the changes from the books to the show I don't mind the romance between Grey Worm and the aged up Missandei, if for no other reason than that his death will be super sad now. That was some beautiful imagery of his goodbye guess before going off into battle, like a soldier going off to war
fluid merlin
Indeed 😭
regal root
Not gonna lie, hope she dies too
She doesn't serve a purpose anymore, Dany doesn't need a translator and she clearly doesn't like it in Westeros
Let them go out together
karmic barn
She will return to Mereen as a representative of Daenerys
regal root
Why go back there? Daario is already running things for Dany, she said she wants to go back to Naath.
karmic barn
Oh, didn't notice that but I find hard that she'll be able to return to her life before Dany
regal root
Hence why it's better to let her die with Grey Worm
karmic barn
For drama, I dunno. She leaving with a child it'll be more possible but Grey Worm can't so I don't know
regal root
Was about to say dude don't got anything downstairs, he ain't leaving a kid behind
karmic barn
My only bet is that Tyrion will be the one on the Iron Throne
regal root
Nah, def gonna be Jon
I don't think Tyrion would be a bad leader but you don't have all this build up to show that Jon is the rightful heir (and a great leader at that) without giving the payoff of him sitting on the Throne
sonic quail
I think jon and dany compliment each other
She can be ruthless and he can be too soft or suspicious sometimes
fluid merlin
Did tyrion go the crypts?
sonic quail
If tyrion gives advice and jon agrees she would listen more
Tyrion and co are like a healthy medium for both of them
Also yes he will be in the crypts
fluid merlin
I can see him die in the crypts lol, like a hero. Or that he will at least do some hero deed in there
sonic quail
Hmm 
broken fossil
Jon is going to reject the throne he’s never been the type of dude that wants that , but will his relationship last with denearys? 🤔
sonic quail
Probably not now that they know
Unless they keep it secret but dany might not wanna continue what her family did for centuries.
karmic barn
She will stay with Jon, by love or by strategy, that will be the only way to unit or to control the North
sonic quail
Yea and then sansa could be the warden of the north
The north wouldnt reject the king they chose being the king of westeros
Also i wanna say (for the sake of starting a convo cuz this has been on my mind and i find it interesting) whats the difference between leading and ruling? We use them interchangeably but i think there is a discernible difference. Jons a great leader but is he a great ruler? And by leader i mean by convincing people to follow you. Dany is also good at that but she made a lot of notable mistakes as a ruler. How do u guys think Jon is as a ruler?
karmic barn
Not a ruler, he's a fighter, a general, a military man
warped drift
so u guys be watching end game first day of release ?
karmic barn
Sansa is a good example of a ruler
warped drift
lyanna got the best mentality for a ruler
karmic barn
I'll wait like a week
sonic quail
Idk if my bad got tickets
warped drift
i made a big mistake watching part 1 on day 1
sonic quail
We usually dont preorder
pale tapir
I am 
warped drift
there were so many kids
sonic quail
Lmao
warped drift
shouting and clapping at every minor thing
warped drift
i ll wait a weak after release
pale tapir
Quiet theater that laughed at the right times, and no clapping bs at any moments
Thankfully
warped drift
have u guys ever watched a movie alone ?
sonic quail
Idk mind some noise
warped drift
like nobody around at all
sonic quail
Makes it more lit for me
More hype
My mom and i got kinda loud during Us
At certain parts
warped drift
i would understand if ppl shouted at some scenes
pale tapir
Lol Zoro, I watched a movie alone with a date
warped drift
but those kids literally would shout at any shit
pale tapir
But idk if that counts
karmic barn
Just one, the Elf when it was on the theaters
warped drift
i swear