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cold dock
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But seriously, SJWs have gotta be purged

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else they may destroy everything that is

neon coral
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SJWs are like Manga fans who think their headcannon is always right.

cold dock
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No, much worse

regal root
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Cause at least those manga fans are harmless irl, some of these SJW mofo are crazy AF irl

cold dock
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but I can't think of anything cuz its impossi... Wait. I know the best one.

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Fachists

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They are by the definition what they preach to fight against

neon coral
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Did that guys comic launch yet by the way?

cold dock
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yeah, he already launched Jawbreakers

neon coral
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ah cool.

cold dock
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👍

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Chat will spawn next round - Spectate [Insert Name]

jolly flint
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This chat has been full of anger today

knotty fox
cold dock
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And lol @jolly flint

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it has been

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I believe the hate for Disney's SW started it all

jolly flint
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It did lol

cold dock
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lol

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Chat will spawn next round - Spectate [Insert Name]

neon coral
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I saw it more as discussion than anger.

cold dock
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it was a mix

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but it was truth talks

cold dock
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Hot Take: IDW Transformers Phase 1 is under-rated

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Unpopular Opinion: The 90's had some gems of comics

dim hedge
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@broken fossil Didn't that episode get banned

broken fossil
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Yeah

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lmao

dim hedge
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oof

broken fossil
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The only banned KotH episode

sage sleet
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wait why

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I love king of the kill so much

dim hedge
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Pandas

cold dock
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s***

broken fossil
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It was a darker than usual episode

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Lots of people fuckin died lol

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Like brutally

sage sleet
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loool

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where can I watch it

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THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU

broken fossil
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I’m sure if you google you could find it somewhere streaming , it was banned so no hope in paid streaming services

sage sleet
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just king of the hill banned episode?

broken fossil
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King of the hill pigmalion banned episode watch online

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Or something like that

sage sleet
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aight ty

pale tapir
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Pasto, will you watch a series for me so I can talk to someone about it here 🙏

sage sleet
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sure

pale tapir
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Or at least an episode lol

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It's called Killing Eve

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First season is on Hulu iirc, and the second season just started

sage sleet
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oh sweet

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yeah sure i'll start watching within the hour

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I recognize the asian lady

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where's she from

pale tapir
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Oh thank you! You didn't have to tonight, but I appreciate it

sage sleet
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I have nothing else going on lol

pale tapir
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Also yes. She's adorable, Sandra Oh is a national treasure

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She's from Grey's anatomy I believe

sage sleet
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@broken fossil wait is this the episode where the guy tries to marry lou anne because she looks like the sausage lady

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that's where I remember her

broken fossil
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Oh wait the Bobby panda episode is called vision quest , I was just talking about the banned episode cause you mentioned it and got carried away

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Pigmalion was banned but vision quest isn’t

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They’re part of the same season though

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And yeah pigmalion episode was about a guy named trip being obsessed with Luanne

sage sleet
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That episode was fucked

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koth after season 2 or 3 was 10/10

broken fossil
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Yeah agreed

sage sleet
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they got their shit together

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voice acting and animation stepped up

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fuck dude

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I'm gonna have to watch it again

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third times the charm

broken fossil
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Yeah it’s really a great series always worth a rewatch , still holds up to the times lmao

sage sleet
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I used to hate it when I was a kid

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it would be the sign that cartoons were done for the day

broken fossil
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same when I was little the humor went over my head but as I got older I was like oh shit this is gold

sage sleet
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I wish there were more shows like it

crimson lance
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Crazy thing about King of the hill is many of the writers on it went and did big popular shows

sage sleet
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all great shows

crimson lance
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All decent shows*

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Some of them are kinda bad but people love em cause they're sitcoms and dont do anything wrong

neon coral
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There's a new episode of Grand Tour out right now.

regal root
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The expected result, and damn was it satisfying to watch given how short it was

cold dock
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Ayy

dim hedge
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Shazam: I use my powers for immature stuff.
Cant blame him

regal root
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It be like that though

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Honestly, if you found out you had superpowers why wouldn't you use them for dumb stuff?

dim hedge
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Read too much of let me teach you how to use them

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instead of "Kid, here my powers. fuck off."

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Shazam the wizard: Should I teach him? Nah

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I wonder will his daughter and son be back or did DC write them off

dim hedge
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Well Flash lost his legs

jolly flint
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I really hope that Dwayne Johnson voice Incineroar in the Detective Pikachu movie

ivory egret
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don't click play unless you watched the other 1s

cold dock
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meh

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at least there's Billy Dee Williams

dim hedge
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I thought that old fart say "Sith cannot be Force ghosts"

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Just end it with everyone killed and Palpatine saying "Clap ,I have returned."

cold dock
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LOL

dim hedge
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One random chick with no experience or training

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against what. A sith with decades of knowledge and power

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Sith cant be force ghosts and I want to make Darth Bane look like Bane from Batman Forever

cold dock
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He would just go HUURRRGGGHHH

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and flex

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LOL

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And MaRey Sue is saved by a power-up from plot-shrooms

dim hedge
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Rule of Two. Instead of secrecy

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The Jedi were like "You know what guys. I think he has no apprentice"

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like saying a cheating man wont cheat again

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Jedi has no knowledge of being force ghosts. what happened? Did someone press the delete button. Whoops

cold dock
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lol ikr

dim hedge
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Bring back the Sith to face the symbol of feminism.

cold dock
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WE NEED SITH

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IN HATE WE SHALL PURGE THE SCOURGE

dim hedge
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No, we need good villains

cold dock
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Indeed

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No more throwaways

dim hedge
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Hux is like some red head Nazi who really asking to be killed

cold dock
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That is what he is

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LOL

dim hedge
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funny

cold dock
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He is literally a one-dimensional bore

dim hedge
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WE BUILT STAT KILLER BASE

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WE BUILT THIS FUCKING HYPERSPACE TRACKER

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Where the fk did they get all these resources

cold dock
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who served the NOT-NAZI First Order

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and yeah, where tf did they get it

dim hedge
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We lost Star killer
Snoke:it is fine. I have my emo boy

cold dock
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Snoke proceeds to die later

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and everyone be like WUT

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THE

dim hedge
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What did the Rebels do. Eat shit and die?

cold dock
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They died

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suicide by facepalm

dim hedge
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Separatists have finances

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First Order have what

cold dock
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EMO BABIES

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AND WHINEY B***HES

dim hedge
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It doesnt make sense.....it like Hitler saying we lost Berlin It is fine

regal root
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I for one look forward to the end of the shit show known as the new trilogy

cold dock
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then proceeds to surrender as if he ain't gunna die

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And u not the only one buck

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well all want this nightmare to end

jolly flint
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Oh boy, it looks like everyone is raging about Star Wars again 😢

regal root
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Also how much do you want to bet that they're gonna pull a card out of left field and make Finn and Poe gay?

cold dock
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F***

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NO

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PLEASE

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GOD

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NO

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NO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

regal root
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You're reacting that way cause you know there's a real possibility of them doing that

cold dock
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That's why I'm like f***

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lol

dim hedge
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nobody cares

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They are characters i dont give a shit

cold dock
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True

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but still

regal root
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🤷

cold dock
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that is some major bs

dim hedge
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No point to even feel for them

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The random black guy among white men

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The idiotic rebel who rebel against his fellow rebels

cold dock
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I don't feel for them

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heck, I ain't gunna watch the movie

dim hedge
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waste of money

cold dock
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SW is dead to me

dim hedge
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It is already dead

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When they shredded the Legends

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They have good Past of ancient jedi and sith

cold dock
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Only pre-2012 SW is my SW

dim hedge
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The black blade was like Mandolorian jedi

cold dock
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IKR

dim hedge
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And then the Jedi keep the blade as a musuem artifact instead of giving it to the Mandolorians as a gift

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Jango Fett is not Mandolorian just some random guy who got lucky

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Obi wan Kenobi have so many chicks yet give zero love advice to Anakin

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Worst wingman

cold dock
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LOL

dim hedge
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I mean seriously Obi wan in Legends has a lot of romances

cold dock
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Indeed

dim hedge
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Even Qui Gon had a romance

cold dock
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Our bois were tru players

dim hedge
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Anakin in the movies was terrible

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It like some dumb kid getting led on so easily. the corruption was so fast

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I can help you save Padme. DEAL

cold dock
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Anakin was a self-entitled douche

dim hedge
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Jedi rules
Fuck you cannot

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love you cannot

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Rub one out you cannot

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Have a family you cannot

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Blue balls you must have

cold dock
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Basically be single and asexual forever

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you must

dim hedge
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No wonder the Jedi suck

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the Sith sucks cause the rules

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you cannot love but you can fuck

cold dock
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At least they get some f***

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Jedi get none

dim hedge
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kill your wife when she becomes your weakness

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kill your kids if they become your rivals

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view anyone as your rival

cold dock
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Sith and Jedi equally suck

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One is terrible human being

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other is terrible parent and human being

dim hedge
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one is cut off all attachments
one is fuck up all attachments

cold dock
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Literally f***

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and metaphorically f***

regal root
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That's not completely true, they allow in select circumstances

dim hedge
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How to rule as a Sith
Hoard power
Enslave
Fuck up everyone
Kill your allies
Consilidate power

regal root
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Namely that you never put your family above the Jedi Order

dim hedge
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Ki Ai Mundi

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No wife now

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Only there as a penis headed jedi

cold dock
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A shrivelled one, may I add

dim hedge
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why do you think Luke made a ton of changes

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Tholme made a appearance in Canon as dead and throw aside

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He ded now

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ok moving on

cold dock
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non SW talks

dim hedge
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Tholme one of the Jedi who in Legends fall in love with a Neti Jedi who can outlive him many times

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Disney: no no no we kill him

cold dock
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Disney is gay

dim hedge
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Quilan Vos fall in love with Ventress within a short span of weeks

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Pulling a Ani and Padme bs

cold dock
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...

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r they for real

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like wtf

dim hedge
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Duh

cold dock
dim hedge
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They enjoy fan fiction

cold dock
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😡

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😤

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DISNEY AND MARVEL IS BALOGNE

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F*** THEM

jolly flint
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Remember that DH Star Wars comics are just pro fan fiction at this point

cold dock
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DH SW atleast respects SW

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Disney SW s***s on SW

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Correction: Marvel SW s***s on SW

dim hedge
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Dooku who was supposed to be a conflicted man

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He still has reservations

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they kind of ruin his character by a bit

cold dock
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at least not totally

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but f***

dim hedge
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Which comic was it

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The Chosen One prophecy

cold dock
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I believe so

dim hedge
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one of it says the Chosen One will destroy both Jedi and Sith

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and just leave everything into Chaos

cold dock
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Did it?

dim hedge
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that prophecy was written by the Leprosy hobo society

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typical Doomsday cult. who dont give a shit

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Just want to see everything in ruins. Basically a blackhole is their favorite thing

cold dock
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WTF

neon coral
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thats a weird teaser for star wars

cold dock
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indeed

neon coral
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Looks like it'll be another mess

cold dock
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another NOT-happy landing

neon coral
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"let's kill leia and unkill her by the end of the movie for no reason"

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"let's kill luke in this movie, then make it clear to the audience that death isnt the end in the next one so we can bring him back because we made a mistake killing him via asspull"

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it just sounds like they wrote themselves into a corner and now they're pulling new stories out of their asses. It's like the basic storyboard was done a movie at a time, instead of all at once.

cold dock
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Basically it was written by dinosaurs

neon coral
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I like Palpatine but I'm half expecting a twist where that laugh is evil luke who was possessed by Palpatine and its why he went into hiding or lame shit

cold dock
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Palpatine was done

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there is no need to bring him

neon coral
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Or for them to use the Plagueis storyline and just say that Rey is practically Palpatine Jr

cold dock
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Darth Jar Jar was the way to go

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But seriously

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Snoke should have beeen Plageius

neon coral
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yeah.

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instead he was nobody

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and that's worse than any speculation people had

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It'd be like watching one piece, finally seeing Shanks show up and having him drop dead almost instantly because he's actually super weak and his god damn power is friendship

sonic quail
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rebelle give m the best film of 2018

neon coral
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It's a tie between the Rampage video game adaptation and crazy rich asians

sonic quail
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really?

neon coral
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2018 was kind of weak in films to me.

sonic quail
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really?

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crazy rich asians?

neon coral
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It'd be spiderman probably.

sonic quail
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like u liked it a lot or it was done well?

neon coral
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that was a joke lol

sonic quail
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right over my head

neon coral
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2018 was one of the best years in video games. But for movies? there's nothing really memorable.

sonic quail
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did u see blindspotting?

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that was good

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also a star is born

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first reform had the best message of the year

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there were quite a few good movies man

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if beale street could talk is also great

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i love baldwin's literary prose and dialogue

neon coral
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idk what blindspotting is. Never heard of it. and I'm not into the "let's remake older movies" trend.

sonic quail
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this one is different

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not every remake is bad man

neon coral
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If netflix counts, then Ballad of Buster Scruggs was up there for me though.

sonic quail
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ill have to check it out

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whats it about

neon coral
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No but I like to watch a movie and be entertained. Be drawn in. I have a hard time doing that when movies follow formulas and plotlines I've already seen. Like Bohemian Rhapsody did. Star is Born is a copy of an older movie as well.

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Buster Scruggs is western short stories. Cinematography is really well done

sonic quail
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again man

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its done different;y

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like the idea is the same

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but the conflict is different

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the tone and message is different

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its worth a watch, the music is great

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im not a fan of rhapsody either

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it was ok

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also a star is born has been remade three times and each time does it differently. there are many ways to tell a story

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if u really like cinematography i would reccomend first reform

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ethan hawk did an amazing job

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also hereditary if u havent seen it

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tony collete shouldve got a god damn oscar nom

neon coral
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Oscars are always all over the place. The hollywood trends for movies bore me and that' why I avoid a lot of them.

cold dock
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Oscars are a sham

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ask Orson Welles

neon coral
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It just feels like trends and marketing to me. Which it is. But it's becoming more and more obvious

cold dock
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and it is

neon coral
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If Youtube hosted an award show for Youtubers and youtube series, that you could only watch on Youtube, ads every 5 minutes, which is all about promoting their own content to make more money, while making money off the award show itself - People would riot and call it out, causing controversy. Even more so If they decide to snuff good quality content and youtubers because of personal reasons, while promoting whoever"paid to win", or whatever they think is more likely to get them trending on social media.

cold dock
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this ^

neon coral
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I wonder If they'll change the plagueius story to make it so that Luke had a force baby instead of Palpatine, and that the kid is Rey.

cold dock
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Eh, how about no

jolly flint
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I haven’t watched the new Star Wars movie trailer yet

pale tapir
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There's a new star wars movie trailer?!

cold dock
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Yup

pale tapir
jolly flint
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Yup

pale tapir
cold dock
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Still not watching the movie

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LOL

pale tapir
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Lol to each his own

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I loved Last Jedi, can't wait to see what's next

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Gonna go watch it

cold dock
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???

jolly flint
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I really am curious to see an Obi Wan movie

cold dock
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One can simply cannot like TLJ...

pale tapir
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You're right, I didn't like it

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I loved it

cold dock
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LOL

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I hated the movie

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but I ain't rainin on your parade

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but still, trailer is decent

pale tapir
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I can understand the hate. I just think everyone jumped on the hate train too fast for me

cold dock
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Icic

pale tapir
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WAS THAT

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||PALPATINE||

cold dock
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Ye

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And ||Billy Dee Williams|| makes a appearance...

pale tapir
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I saw that

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Always good to see him

cold dock
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But he jus going to die

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😢

pale tapir
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Eh. Still a good appearance. Also so my reasons for loving TLJ

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A realistic, not idealistic portrayal of what would happen to Luke after being fucked over by the Jedi order. Yoda. Rey and Kylo teaming up against the Partorean guards, everything with Poe that I saw was necessary, although badly written

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I know the movie has so many flaws though it hurts my insides

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But people overlook the bad for the good too much

calm sun
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Was it really realistic

pale tapir
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I think so

calm sun
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Young Luke: I'll risk everything because I sense a tiny bit of good in my father
Old Luke: my own nephew had some dark thoughts, maybe I should chop his head off

cold dock
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^

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Luke is kinda 180ed off

pale tapir
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I've heard that argument, and I agree. It's kind of weak, and Luke had that moment of weakness

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So that made him lose faith in himself, and Kylo made him lose faith in the Jedi order

cold dock
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f***, even Hamill himself was like dafaq

pale tapir
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Imho, it was a human moment for him

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Plus. I think everyone was more disappointed because we didn't get what we all dreamed we would. Which to be honest was fine. And by realistic I mean, that's how life can be sometimes. We have moments of bad judgement where we fuck up. And those things will break you before it lets you redeem yourself.

neon coral
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yeah, spend most of your life learning the ways of the jedi and suddenly you want to kill a kid, go to his room and pull your weapon out with intent. Makes sense

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then lie about it to everyone so you don't get in trouble with the parents

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and blame it on that kid you tried to kill

pale tapir
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Like I said. He fucked up lol

neon coral
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that's not a fuck up. that's horrible writing.

cold dock
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Yes

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yes it is

pale tapir
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Eh, I liked the take on "Old luke"

cold dock
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I am not in a mood to debate

neon coral
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If you're asleep and you wake up to your gf with a knife about to stab you because she dreamed you cheated on her. Does that make her human?

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No it makes her a psycho cunt

pale tapir
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Well, I guess what I liked about that whole twist was

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Luke created his own worst nightmare

cold dock
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so can we just leave bygones be bygones

calm sun
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Can't wait to see how they kill Lando

cold dock
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lol

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IKR

pale tapir
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Also I get why you're upset and I understand. I just don't really feel the same way Rebelled, that's not a slight on you. That's just a difference in perspective

neon coral
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Not upset. Just pointing out poor writing and how your justification of it is weird.

cold dock
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I am in no mood to debate

pale tapir
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Well, I liked Luke's arc. Sue me haha

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No one's debating with you Shepherd

cold dock
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LOL

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Jus in case

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y'know

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also tired af

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lol

pale tapir
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Anyway, that being said. I didn't like a lot of stuff. The whole side quest that Finn went on, the hamfisted messages about slavery and racism

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So I agree. There was some bs. But I liked some stuff

cold dock
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Fair enough

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you are a cool guy strong, like that attitude

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its refreshing

sonic quail
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Best part was the luke showing up all the way across the galaxy

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Was dope

pale tapir
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Yep

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That was the climax of his arc in the movie

sonic quail
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He had the gaul to make himself look younger too

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Lmaoo

pale tapir
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That's why I loved it so much. If he'd just sat there moping for the whole movie, I would've agreed

sonic quail
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Also his sis knowing he died

pale tapir
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Also some things that were broken can also be fixed. Rey's parentage reveal

neon coral
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that part I liked. and Kylo realizing it and getting pissed when he could've ended it all right there

sonic quail
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Yea

pale tapir
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Also, I know a lot of people were complaining about Rey's affinity with the force, but I think tbh, and as bad as this reasoning is

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We have the technology to show more force stuff off.

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Why not show it with the main character?

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So that was cool

neon coral
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I think people are more bothered by the lack of backstory on her after 2 films

cold dock
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Its the fact that she magically knows all the s*** without any explanation

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like a mary sue

pale tapir
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Well, my hope is she gets that explanation and justification in episode 9

cold dock
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if there was a good explanation

neon coral
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It'll just come off as an asspull.

pale tapir
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Does it have a title?

neon coral
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return of skywalker or something?

cold dock
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less backlash would have happened

pale tapir
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Also hearing Luke monologue gave me hope he'll have something to do in this one

cold dock
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The Rise of Skywalker

pale tapir
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Really Shep!?!???

cold dock
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that's the title

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YUP!?

pale tapir
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Well. That's not a giveaway at all

cold dock
neon coral
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the luke monologue bothered me. they kill him, there's all the backlash about it then hes back because nobody really dies.

pale tapir
cold dock
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Obvious title is obvious

pale tapir
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Eh. I like it. Luke is Rey's Yoda

neon coral
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Rise of Skywalker is why I think Rey's gonna end up being Lukes force baby.

cold dock
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Interesting

pale tapir
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No, I personally think she'll end up being Luke's long lost step niece

cold dock
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but still, too much of a nono

pale tapir
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Who was left to collect scraps by her papa

cold dock
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🤔

neon coral
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I feel like Leia would know if she had a daughter

pale tapir
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Step niece Rey IsshoLUL

neon coral
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unless they do some weird "her memory was wiped to protect her" thing

pale tapir
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Who says Leia's Luke's only sibling

cold dock
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Perhaps Anakin/Darth f***ed alot of women

pale tapir
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Okay I'm just being stupid now lol

cold dock
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LOL

pale tapir
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I have heard the theory that Han might be her dad

neon coral
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Anakin was Palpatines kid in the books

pale tapir
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He just never got to tell her

cold dock
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I thought it was plageius

neon coral
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just makes sense that they'd try ripping more expanded universe plot.

cold dock
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But snoke is dead

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and he was supposed to be plageius

pale tapir
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Snoke. That twist pissed me off

neon coral
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Well, it was both.

pale tapir
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He shouldn't have died so quickly

cold dock
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Hyped, only to die

neon coral
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Yeah. people were expecting more of him. A twist on who he was

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instead nothing came of it at all

cold dock
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The biggest L

pale tapir
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But also, Rey force stabbing him was nice

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See? I can hate things about the movie and still love it LUL

cold dock
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Eh

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I believe SW talks should be banned in western series - too much hate seems to seep here

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LOL

neon coral
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Star Wars is like Dragon Ball. No matter how many cool theories fans come up with, no matter how elaborate they are, It'll always end up being the most basic/linear plot instead. I think all the hype that surrounds SW does more bad than good. But I'm sure it'll be a fun watch anyways

pale tapir
#

Yeah true. Just accept the series for what it is

cold dock
#

indeed

#

Hype will die

#

For now it is lively

neon coral
#

Ya.

#

Also, I didn't expect a 2 minute trailer when I clicked a video called teaser lol

cold dock
#

LOL

#

ikr

pale tapir
#

I have a feeling though, because TLJ was so divisive, Episode 9 will be a love letter to the fans

#

Like. It'll give everyone what they want

cold dock
#

Same here

pale tapir
#

Which is fine

#

Just. Now we know what happens if the boat is rocked lol

jolly flint
#

I'm pretty sure Episode 9 will be less divisive

cold dock
#

LOL

#

Episode 9 may be the saving grace

#

But imma wait till reviews are in

neon coral
#

I'd like for the guy behind all the star wars animated series to play a bigger role in the live action content

cold dock
#

A bit skeptical

jolly flint
#

Rian Johnson said that he intentionally made TLJ to be a very split movie

#

And JJ is directing again

neon coral
#

thats like slipping on a banana peel and saying you meant to do it

jolly flint
#

So it will probably be less annoying

neon coral
#

lol

cold dock
#

LOL

neon coral
#

Star Wars Rebels & Clone Wars were so good

pale tapir
#

I don't like that he did it just to have twists for the sake of twists, even though I liked a lot of the twists

cold dock
#

Indeed

jolly flint
#

I really just want the Obi Wan movie to be great

neon coral
#

Rebels pulled off something I haven't seen since episode 6. the feeling of "holy shits its a jedi"

cold dock
#

is that happening

jolly flint
#

I think it is

cold dock
#

Ewan Jesus McGregor will deliver us

jolly flint
#

I would also want a Doctor Aphra movie

#

But that might be a little too risky for Disney

neon coral
#

I'm hoping the Joker movie does so well, that the next trend in movies becomes Villains

cold dock
#

Joker movie looks lit

neon coral
#

Superhero villains, the Sith for Star Wars

jolly flint
#

Marvel movies are probably going to slow down soon. They've adapted almost all of their best stories.

cold dock
#

Actually all of them

jolly flint
#

Marvel's comic line has been kinda crappy for the last twenty years, so....

cold dock
#

Pre-2010 was the best time

neon coral
#

90s TV animated Marvel will always hold a special place in my heart

cold dock
#

In all honesty, they should adapt the story of the time Scarlet Witch f***ed up entire avengers

#

90's X-MEN

neon coral
#

Spiderman was so good too

jolly flint
#

90s X Men is the tits

neon coral
#

and those intro songs

#

10/10

cold dock
#

🔥

#

👌

neon coral
#

I think I've seen all the live action x men to date and I'm always just waiting for that song to kick in

cold dock
#

need that reference

jolly flint
#

I think Beware the Batman was pretty good, but got screwed by bad animation

cold dock
#

Beware the Batman is severely under-rated

neon coral
#

I did like that one too

cold dock
#

I believe it was just the art style

neon coral
#

Batman Beyond was fun too

cold dock
#

Beyond is a classic

jolly flint
#

I never watched Beyond

cold dock
#

it actually lead us to JL

#

and JLU

neon coral
#

JL and JLU

#

so brilliant

cold dock
#

IKR

neon coral
#

that one episode where Flash & Lex bodyswap

cold dock
#

The good ol' days

#

OMG LOL

#

Time to learn the Flash's Secret Identity

#

I have no idea who this is

neon coral
#

haha.

cold dock
#

I don't wash my hands - because I'm evil.

jolly flint
#

I want a new Flash movie, but they use the Jay Garrick costume

neon coral
#

and it had good emotional moments too

cold dock
#

Flash's death

neon coral
#

like Martian Manhunter secretly hiding himself as an old asian man then rescuing Diana

cold dock
#

Hawkgirl's betrayal

#

Solomon Grundy

jolly flint
cold dock
#

Ah, the og Flash

neon coral
#

I think itd be cool as a cameo. Not sure how a whole Jay Garrick movie would work

jolly flint
#

I want them to do that to piss off people

neon coral
#

But that's whats fun with Flash. They can bring in other ones and it's explainable

jolly flint
#

I REALLY want to read more Flash comics

cold dock
#

indeed

neon coral
#

"hey guys we know the flash movie has been on hiatus for a long time.. so here's Jay Garrick" haha

cold dock
#

SPEED FORCE

#

biggest troll

jolly flint
#

I'm kinda trying to figure out which Flash I should start with first

cold dock
#

Start with Barry

neon coral
#

Barry & Wally are my favorites

cold dock
#

Then Wally

pale tapir
#

Wally is the greatest speedster. But imo he deserves it

jolly flint
#

Something that I like about Flash is that it seems like fans are generally divided as to what version of him is the best. He doesn't have a definitive best like Superman does.

pale tapir
#

True, true

cold dock
#

Wally is the funny man

#

While Barry is more of the cool uncle

#

if that makes sense

#

Also Barry dies in the most horrific way

#

😢

sage sleet
#

what

#

they're really pushing her even after

#

they didn't add hawkeye

#

scarlett witch

#

falcon

#

aka avengers

#

how tf are you gonna show the avengers but have captain marvel over hawkeye

neon coral
#

because marvel is sexist

#

apparently hawkeye is getting his own show

#

But yeah, they are pushing captain marvel too much. Her movie just came out and now she's a key member of the avengers. Probably thought that having her movie this close to endgame's release would mean more people would go see her to keep up with the universe

sage sleet
#

they saw the success of the movie and thought people liked her

#

so sad

#

Ik hawkeye isn't popular but he was there from the start

neon coral
#

even his tv series seems to be about him passing on his hawkeye mantle to a girl. I always liked him, thought he was under utilized.

cold dock
#

Hawkeye is dope in Avengers EMH

#

Too bad the show got cancelled in wake of MCU

sage sleet
#

what's that

cold dock
#

this

#

It is probably the best show since 90's X-Men and BTAS

#

It was loyal to Kirby's lore

#

well, a love letter to Kirby

#

aired 2010-2012

#

Cancelled after The Avengers (2012) launched

#

shame though

neon coral
#

oh earths mightiest heroes. that was fun

cold dock
#

and still is

neon coral
#

I enjoyed the teen spiderman show too

cold dock
#

spectacular

#

was awesome

neon coral
#

That one Deadpool episode made me laugh so much

cold dock
#

Oh, you mean ultimate

#

LOL

#

That deadpool episode was jokes

#

he took over the whole thing

#

He even cut off the title card

#

Spectacular was the best spidey cartoon though

#

shame it was cancelled

neon coral
#

the 90s one is the best spiderman cartoon to me. the story, the spiderverse episodes, the villains, the ending. It was perfect

cold dock
#

90's was a love letter to the comics

neon coral
#

the one right after it was a bit more unique but still fun. I hate when shows get cancelled when they're incomplete

cold dock
#

ikr

neon coral
#

Unlimited

cold dock
#

was interesting

neon coral
#

It was. Wasn't near being the best but I liked it.

cold dock
#

it had something good going for it

#

but it wasn't as striking as 90's, Spectacular or Ultimate

#

But remember og 60's

neon coral
#

haha, yeah. That's a classic. Used to watch that when it would air right after Scooby doo

cold dock
#

same

cold dock
#

but only on Teletoon retro

#

lol

cold dock
#

Yikes, new Hellboy reviews are in

#

not looking pretty

#

though they say the concepts and action are good

#

but the CGI is ugh

#

and the main villain is ugh

#

Gruagach was really good

crimson lance
#

thats disapopinting

#

i want to like hellboy

#

but the comics didnt drag me in

cold dock
#

Only good for the people who read the comics

#

and even then

#

it's still meh

fluid merlin
#

It got 0/10 from NY post 😂

cold dock
#

LOL

fluid merlin
#

Lowest review i ever seen on a movie lol

cold dock
#

LOL

#

no Food Fight takes that spot

#

I loved the comics

#

but the movie sounds very disappointing

fluid merlin
#

Its rumored it had a lot problems during production tho, the producers and the director couldnt agree and were working against each other, similar to the latest F4 that also turned to shit

#

Just makes me appreciate kevin feige even more

cold dock
#

S*** really? Damn, what a waste. And yeah, it was compared to Fan4Stic, but this is better than that they say.

#

But that's still not saying much

#

Super concepts

#

Lazy execution

fluid merlin
#

If you are a hell boy fan theres gotta be at least something you can enjoy out of the movie, if you keep your expectations low

cold dock
#

Yeah, there is

#

LOL

#

Yeah, expectations have to be set really low

dim hedge
#

I'm a Capricon and you're nuts

cold dock
#

...

#

wut

agile glen
#

w8ing for that 3 joker comic

#

shit is gonna be fire

blissful quest
#

did someone say joker

crimson lance
#

2 more days till game of thrones

agile glen
#

kek

regal root
#

Not bold predictions, good guys are going to win, most of the people we're supposed to care about that are going to die will be side characters so it'll be no big loss, even though ||Jon and Dany|| will find out that ||Jon|| is the rightful heir and ||her nephew|| he'll still give the throne up to her and they'll still bone, also he'll probably make her pregnant. Over all I'm expecting a bittersweet ending of somekind.

sonic quail
#

Itll be a fun time

#

@regal root

regal root
#

That was funny

neon coral
#

some guy found peter dinklage on google maps

#

What are the odds? haha.

dim hedge
#

HBO like incest way too much

#

George RR Martin: I will show you the world.
Incest, Murder, Rape, Betrayal

#

Jealousy,Xenophobia, Adultery

#

Marrying your cousin is also incest, Tywin

pale tapir
#

And this is why I don't do Game of Thrones

dim hedge
#

When reality is already shit. dont have to read shit

regal root
#

I mean the vast majority of the Targaryen dynasty is made of a bunch of inbreds

pale tapir
#

Okay, serious question about GoT

#

What about it draws people? I tried watching the first season, I even read the first book

#

I don't get it

#

Gratuitous sex, nudity and violence for the sake of showing gratuitous sex, nudity and violence doesn't really grab me personally

regal root
#

Good acting, good action, good music, interesting medieval world. It's good all around

#

GoT is legit the best medieval themed show (not movie) to ever grace the TV screen

calm sun
#

I like the plot and world lore

#

But 90% of people who like it are probably in it for tits and dragons yes

ivory egret
#

Every human being is a result of incest
it's disgusting, but the truth

vapid marlin
pale tapir
#

I see. Thanks for the reasoning

ivory egret
#

watching the Donald Glover movie on Amazon

#

thicc Rihanna>>>>>>>

dim hedge
#

Is it Adam and Eve

ivory egret
#

Guava Island, just finished it

magic bloom
vapid marlin
#

looks to be another dogshit star wars movie based on the trailer

broken fossil
#

not better than prequels but looks more promising than 7 and 8

#

abrams got the greenlight to retcon shit he didnt like from 7-8

#

and he will

sonic quail
#

Im ready for ||more targaryen incest||

warped drift
#

i watched the first 3 movies of starwars , tbh it doesnt seem that great ,i understand it might have been great at its time , but now its just OK

dim hedge
#

Nooooooooo

#

Dew it

#

Have you heard of the Tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise

#

I AM THE SENATE

ivory egret
#

Guava Island needed more thick Rihanna scenes
it was ok tho
Simple and straight to the point, 7/10

sonic quail
#

Zoroyama i agree, its very overrated

#

Great for its time

vapid marlin
#

Fellas, I figured out the plot of the pokemon movie

#

Ditto will be the villain, at the bottom of the mystery

#

mark my words. whoever sees it when it comes out, remember i said this

pale tapir
#

@vapid marlin PPepoSalute

#

They have been marked, fats

vapid marlin
#

not a big fan of the new trilogy

stuck vector
#

GAME OF THRONES TOMORROW LADS GONNA BE HYPED TO SEE MY GF ARYA STARK AGAIN AFTER 293939 YEARS

sonic quail
#

IM READY

stuck vector
#

ME TOO i dont have HBO so i’ll prob have to wait until its on torrent BUT EEEEE

sonic quail
#

ME TOO

#

Im rewatching right now

stuck vector
#

i dont remember 90% of the plot ||other than jon and dany boned and jon is the rightful heir to the throne|| BUT ITS OK

sonic quail
#

Lololol

stuck vector
#

i’m worried for the deaths ........... pls dont touch arya and sansa monkaZeus

sonic quail
ivory egret
#

||Been watching since S2
don't have to rewatch really
the narratives have converged
but there are still 2 or 3
Cersei and Euron bout to flex with the Iron Bank's money
Jon and Arya finally reunite
Tyrion up to no good
Jamie gon beg to help
this about to be wicked||

#

yikes

true yew
#

okay

pale tapir
#

Cap's my favorite superhero, well him and Spider-Man. And the travesty done to cap in secret empire was.... Well it really sucked

#

I liked where it was going before that, and secret empire #0 was awesome. But yeah. It was no good FeelsMoriaMan

true yew
#

not gonna lie

#

I think the election 2016 left some damage on them

pale tapir
#

True, not to get political, but I agree. Also the thing that upset me about secret empire, was that I think Nick Spencer had a bit of a longer story to tell. But with infinity war promos around the corner he had to wrap it up

true yew
#

Captain American is a Nazi now. I remember hearing that and I was like... u wot mate?

pale tapir
#

Because before that, his cap run was decent

#

Also yeah. I didn't agree with that twist either. "hail hydra" my ass

true yew
#

secret empire was so bad they had to tell people that it would end well online

pale tapir
#

It's really surprising to me because like. Why not just continue on the cap rennaisance that Ed brubaker and Rick remender started before hand? Actually scratch that. Rick's stories were weird

#

But they didn't mischaracterize cap himself

#

Nick Spencer did

true yew
#

if they wanted to do it

#

they should have had cap infiltrate hydra or something

pale tapir
#

Right?! That makes way more sense

#

Like after he got his serum back, he realized how much shit was still in the world

#

So he decided to go on a more Nick fury-esque mission and go straight espionage

true yew
#

yes

#

it's really not hard to make a good story witha dude that is basically an embodyment of the american values

pale tapir
#

It'd be a more neutral cap, for a bit. But in the end we wouldn't have to have a captain America rematerialized from an infinity stone just to retcon all the bs

#

Ugh. Secret empire. What a shit show

true yew
#

I'm happy they've got a lot of pushback from it

#

it even makes secret wars look good.

pale tapir
#

Also, you know what gets me even more doom lmao, that Captain America is still around, and he's technically still the same flesh and blood Captain America who came out of the ice!!

#

But now he's evil. Hwot?

true yew
#

but disclaimer: most of my comic knowledge comes from looking at stuff in a story once in a blue moon

pale tapir
#

Lol, I read them until secret wars

#

And then. Well. Secret wars, as controversial as it was, felt like a good stopping point for me. I appreciated the send off for the fantastic four

#

And the new comics felt like a new era for younger readers

true yew
#

the best cap was this

cold dock
#

Yup

pale tapir
#

Hahahahaha, I think that was ultimate comics cap

true yew
#

yeah

pale tapir
#

For me the best cap was Ed brubaker's captain america

cold dock
#

Indeed

#

Ultimate had good things

true yew
#

it was a more realistic spin on what would happen to a dude from the 40s waking up in the new millenium

cold dock
#

but it was f***ed in ultimatum

true yew
#

yeah

pale tapir
#

Eh. I personally was not a fan of his Cap. He was very... Hyperviolent

#

The ultimate cap I mean

cold dock
#

Basically Punisher

true yew
#

who wrote ultimatum again

#

forgot his name

cold dock
#

Bendis

true yew
#

ultimatum?

#

doubt it

cold dock
#

No, it was

true yew
#

Loeb

pale tapir
#

And Captain America is a boy scout. But doom, seriously, if you like cap at all, read Ed Brubaker's winter soldier story

cold dock
#

I was like Dafaq

true yew
#

dude's son died around that time

pale tapir
#

Joeph loeb yeah

#

He's kinda nutty

true yew
#

and it had a massive effect on him

cold dock
#

well no kiddin

pale tapir
#

Also @haughty sapphire I haven't read it much, but I've heard good things about the new JLA run

cold dock
#

Snyder is good

#

In new JL

pale tapir
#

Snyder's stories can be kinda... Out there

cold dock
#

Agreed

pale tapir
#

He's good, but sometimes he takes the weirdness of the comics medium one step too far

true yew
#

the dark knights stuff is plain weird

cold dock
#

I loved Metal

pale tapir
#

I mean. Dark knights metal was cool in concept, but then it got fucking weird with the joker dragons

cold dock
#

LOL

true yew
#

the ending is kinda underwhelming

cold dock
#

I like that weirdness though

true yew
#

favorite dark batman?

cold dock
#

but I agree, ending was Anticlimatic

pale tapir
#

Yeah. Them getting that weird armor was weird as hell

true yew
#

pls say it's not the bat who laughts.

cold dock
#

No

pale tapir
#

But it is

cold dock
#

It's the Doomsday Batman

true yew
#

perfect.

pale tapir
#

ThE BaT wHo LauGHS

cold dock
#

And Ares Batman

pale tapir
#

Jk, personally I liked Snyder's early Batman

true yew
#

it was fun when you brought the actual joker to fight him

pale tapir
#

Like. Court of Owls batman

true yew
#

yes

cold dock
#

Court of Owls was perfect

true yew
#

court of owls is legitimately something that can be added to stock villains

cold dock
#

it is

true yew
#

I wish the last arkahm game had them as the main villains.

cold dock
#

IKR

#

but instead f***in red hood redux

#

I was pissed

true yew
#

no the

#

"ARKHAM KNIGHT"

cold dock
#

I know

#

F***in Jason Todd

#

reveal

true yew
#

well that ship has been sunk

pale tapir
#

Ugh. That was such a dumb "twist"

#

the Arkham Knight isn't someone we know my ass

#

🙄

true yew
#

everybody knew.

cold dock
#

Don't forget Vehicle combat being 80% of the game

#

like f***

pale tapir
#

Lol, yeah that was weird

#

Injustice actually had a pretty good portrayal of Batman too

#

The comics

cold dock
#

Injustice Batman is good

true yew
#

anything that allows batman to go off the rails works well

cold dock
#

Indeed

#

Injustice Superman in the comics is not b***rdized like the game

true yew
#

well the games don't have much space for a story like that

cold dock
#

But, he killed Alfred

#

No one - I mean no one, kills Alfred

true yew
#

kill alfred and you UNLEASH THE BAT

cold dock
#

INDEED

#

But, the most messed up Metal Batman is Flash Batman (aside from The One Who Laughs)

pale tapir
#

I didn't like any of the metal bat mans except for that one

#

*Bat men?

#

*batmen

cold dock
#

Batmen

stuck vector
#

avengers endgame in 2 weeks i’m pumped and ready to die

pale tapir
#

I've got tickets for Thursday night

cold dock
#

I hop Captain Manvers doesn't f*** this up

pale tapir
#

Captain Marvel won't have a big role imho

#

It's going to be centered way more around the OG 6 since this will be their last time as a team I'm pretty sure

#

The others will be supporting cast members

cold dock
#

😢

true yew
#

naw

#

they'll push her

pale tapir
#

Yeah FeelsMoriaMan

true yew
#

since the contracts with the others are running out

pale tapir
#

Ugh. Doom they don't need to

#

She'll be utilized tf out of in the future films anyway

true yew
#

they'll shove her into your face so they can captialize on it afterwards

#

which is sad

#

but hey, I'd love to be wrong on this

pale tapir
#

I hope you are, I do

cold dock
#

Mother Hitler is going to Lead the MCU?

pale tapir
#

Shep, c'mon man.

#

She's not that bad lol

true yew
#

she is pretty bad tho

pale tapir
#

Yeah, but not bad enough to be called "Mother Hitler" Imo

regal root
#

I mean she became a dictator in story so it's not that far off

pale tapir
#

Did she? Hm

#

I didn't see that hahahaha

#

Or realize

ivory egret
#

Shang Chi and Namor gonna take over the Marvel Movies

regal root
#

If live action Namor isn't wearing a speedo, we riot

ivory egret
#

Asian actor, speedo, pointy ears, arrogant

ivory egret
#

Namor vs Black Panther plz

regal root
#

Did you see Namor vs Aquaman death battle yet?

haughty sapphire
#

Honestly my big issue with the Snyder run is how by the books "Justice League the Animated series" he's being

regal root
#

Wasn't half bad, it ends about as you would expect

haughty sapphire
#

@pale tapir The Rebirth JLA run ended with then getting some other name (right before disbanding), which is a shame

#

But it looks like a real JSA comic is coming, and Hawkman is already crazy strong as a book

#

I feel bad that these last few chapters of Batman have been more enjoyable than the 50 issues beforehand

ivory egret
#

The way they came together wasn't JL ish to me
I'd prefer a solo Batman movie before Dawn of Justice really

haughty sapphire
#

But once they really hammer down back into the Bane cabal it's just going to suck again

#

RIP Tom King's ability to write Batman

cold dock
#

Tom King had good writing

haughty sapphire
#

Yeah he has great books

#

Batman is not one of them

#

His batman has had like 3 good chapters out of 70~ issues. That's kind of fucked

ivory egret
#

I heard Christopher Nolan coming with another beauty in 2020
that guy is on fire

haughty sapphire
#

Mister Miracle, The Visions, Sheriff of Babylon are all crazy good

#

I think the big thing is having some unknown thing that readers aren't familiar with that King can project himself into

#

With Batman, none of this feels like Batman. It feels like King projecting his problems and decisions directly into Batman's psyche

#

And his relationships and actions are worse for it

#

Basically, he's not showing what makes Batman messed up or makes Batman desire his goals. He's showing why Tom King is messed up

#

But then you see the Batman/Flash issues where Batman is being an actual person or trying to make up for his mistakes

#

Or him coming to terms with his relationship with Damian. Those things felt like they were written for Bruce's development

#

Not for King's projection

cold dock
#

Basically King had no real clue as to how to treat the character

haughty sapphire
#

More or less

cold dock
#

I feel he forgot what makes Batman Batman

#

But tbf, its better than All-Star Batman and Robin

haughty sapphire
#

That's honestly why Heroes in Crisis is basically as dumb as Identity Crisis

#

Because Tom is trying to project himself into every character

#

And that doesnt work

#

You have to project your sense of art when you write

cold dock
#

Heroes in Crisis is trying to be Watchmen

haughty sapphire
#

Not your actual problems

cold dock
#

Its trying to deconstruct heroes

#

who really don't need to be f***in deconstructed

haughty sapphire
#

He said it himself he wants Heroes in Crisis to feel like "What if the safe spaces were taken away"

#

And I'm just thinking, this is really not the way to do it

#

Or explain that issue

#

Total secrecy, out of character decisions, literally just nixing half a dozen characters

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That doesnt define the lack of a safe space. You're just showing murder to show murder

cold dock
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Indeed

haughty sapphire
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Which is fine when you're not talking about a dozen+ people who are in the process of trying to get better

cold dock
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Violence for the sake of violence is not good storytelling

haughty sapphire
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These people who are supposed to be at a protected mental health facility with actual professionals

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Not saying this kind of kind of thing cannot happen

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Just saying it needed a different angle

cold dock
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Heroes in Crisis made it too... blunt and boring.

haughty sapphire
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And all of that boring ass Harley/Booster stuff

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That was basically some of the most dry comic I've ever read

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And I read New 52 Teen Titans

cold dock
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I haven't read all new 52 titles

haughty sapphire
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I'm starting to get really more into Marvel tbh

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Just hard for me to start anywhere. The DC lineup sucks except for a few gems like Shazam and Hawkman

cold dock
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Marvel is equally bad

stuck vector
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ppl said the shazam movie sucked

haughty sapphire
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TGL is pretty good to, but when is a Morrisom book going to suck?

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No Road Home looks super fun

stuck vector
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i thought it was pretty good but i have shit humour so like

cold dock
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Fair point

haughty sapphire
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Heard Immortal Hulk is crazy good

cold dock
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Hulk is good

haughty sapphire
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Is the new CM book as bad as the last one?

cold dock
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Yes

haughty sapphire
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Do they try to pander to abusive fatherhood potatoew

cold dock
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it keeps rebooting every damn year

neon coral
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Why is hulk wearing a full bodysuit in the new avengers

haughty sapphire
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I was so grossed out when they tried to write all of this "well it was another time" in CM

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Like no, child abuse sucks

crimson lance
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To make sure thanos knows what team he is on

haughty sapphire
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He didnt repent, he was horrible

crimson lance
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Also, i think its just them editing stuff again like they have been doing in trailers

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i doubt hulk is actually wearing that

haughty sapphire
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I bet Hulk is now Bruce colored while Hulk shaped

neon coral
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I saw a picture of it today and was confused lol

haughty sapphire
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I hope so at least

stuck vector
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wasnt he wearing hulk bodysuit in the last movie

cold dock
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Professor Hulk

crimson lance
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Another reason might be the suit is needed to Time travel or some shit

haughty sapphire
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I read most of the new Avengers book. It's literally just "cinematic movie or nah"

crimson lance
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He was wearing the armor, no one was wearing a team uniform in this one

cold dock
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F*** my lag

haughty sapphire
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Some cool stuff with the Wasp team though

crimson lance
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But in IF everyone is wearing The team uniform

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Which might be for Traveling in the Quantum realm or some shit who knows

neon coral
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Can't hulk just wear team pants

cold dock
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lol

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He did in Avengers EMH

haughty sapphire
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Honestly I like the JLU dynamic in the current Avengers more than I like the JLU in Snyder's book right now

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But the guy writing avengers killed the 2015 Squadron Supreme

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And I cannot forgive anyone for that

cold dock
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Pre-2010 Marvel is the best Marvel

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no joke

haughty sapphire
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Just give me my modern Squadon Supreme

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Nighthawk just mercing Nazis and shit

cold dock
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Squad Supreme is cool af

haughty sapphire
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They really messed up with the Hyperion and Nighthawk books ending so qhick

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Hyperion throwing an immortal carnie into the cold of space

cold dock
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Nighthawk was f***in cancelled

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because of Captain Marvel bs

haughty sapphire
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I loved the confusion of those drug dealers in Nighthawk while was popping them in their van

cold dock
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ikr

haughty sapphire
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"I THINK NIGHTHAWK IS HERE"

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harpoon in chest

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Me: "The observant stooge" PikaCool

cold dock
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Gotta love the harpoon

haughty sapphire
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At the end when he didnt agree with the other guy's motives