dev-general

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repl

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whats diff between ++ and +

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um what is this?

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discord being bad

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• is for numbers, ++ is for strings

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what da

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?

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Hell^Co

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??

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what is ^C

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context?

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oh right

^C is ctrl + c

to break out of a program

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oh

oh so thats why my terminal always closed when i tried copying it

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🥲 yes

[old wyvern]

😂

[half harness]

🤦

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you need to use ctrl shift C or ctrl + insert usually

[half harness]

i was so confused

yea ctrl + shfit + c worked

lol

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windows cmd can do it with right click too iirc

👀

[half harness]

anyways

gtg

i think

maybe

idk

ok nvm

im back

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hmmmmmmmmmmm

i dont believe you

[half harness]

wat

ow

i just stabbed

myself with a needle

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uhhh

well done?

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thx

ok

gtg

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lmao

ok

[half harness]

ok im back now :)

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yay

hello

[half harness]

how dare you interrupt our lovely conversation 😤

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lol

ironic

hello

wife?

[half harness]

hi bm

oh wait

wtf

no

[hot hull]

What the

[half harness]

what

u saw nothing

bm

are you there

[prisma wave]

yes

always

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hi

:)

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hello

[half harness]

how do you remember the imports

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i dont

there's only like 2 i can remember

[distant sun]

Is possible to use a guava Splitter in multiple places and storing it as a constant or smth?

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uh yes?

[distant sun]

Nike

Never used it tbh but I heard it is good

[half harness]

?

[pale shell]

I just learnt something, if it seems like it's gonna complex to make, it is going to be complex to make. e.g. a shop system smh

[oblique heath]

yeah a good rule of thumb is if something looks complex, it is complex

also if it does not look complex, it is still complex

everything is complex 🥲

[pale shell]

I dug myself into this hole now 😦

FUCK

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if it looks complex, haskell makes it simple

[oblique heath]

haskell makes it look simple

which is actually almost as good

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haskell makes it be simple

[pale shell]

what even is this overrated haskell

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overrated????

[pale shell]

Ya

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well it's certainly not overrated

[pale shell]

seems like it is, everyones talking about it for no reason

[onyx loom]

no reason?????????????

sir you are HIGHLY misinformed

[pale shell]

why does it feel so good to trigger this chat in such a easy way by informing them that haskell is overrated?

[onyx loom]

ive actually never used haskell myself and dont tend to either

not a fan personally

im just saying it for free xp 😊

[pale shell]

you dont get xp here L

[onyx loom]

u do lol

[prisma wave]

dont judge until youve tried it

[onyx loom]

☹️

[pale shell]

does anyone know what it's called when you um don't define something and re-use it?

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repeating yourself?

[pale shell]

the coding term

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not sure there is a term

duplication...?

[onyx loom]

DRY?

[pale shell]

you used to scream at me for doing it wrong bm

Might be DRY

lemme fix bm's non compliment DRY code

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huh

[pale shell]

https://i.imgur.com/LyOfYMz.png

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what code

?

i didnt write that

[pale shell]

its in your project

[half harness]

intellij should warn you for that

[pale shell]

I fixed it

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then it must have been you

[half harness]

oop

[pale shell]

but i make perfect code

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apparently not

[pale shell]

i swear i didn't add it doe

[old wyvern]

Check the git blame

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yeah lol

What file is it in

[pale shell]

git blame?

MineFactory

[onyx loom]

wheres ur highlighting lol

[prisma wave]

definitely you lmao

[pale shell]

didn't show name must be you

[onyx loom]

you because bm hasnt touched the project in atleast over a month 🥲

[pale shell]

oh

[prisma wave]

mine has my icon

[pale shell]

how

[prisma wave]

because i actually commit with my details

rather than BuildTools

[pale shell]

I wish mine said UntouchedOdin0

[half harness]

why is else, for, and and config the only being highlighted

[prisma wave]

change ur git config then lol

[pale shell]

idk why it broke dude

git config??

[prisma wave]

yes?

[pale shell]

??????

that must be a new thing

[lunar cypress]

git config --global user.name yourname
git config --global user.email youremail

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^

[pale shell]

i thought it was automatic

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where would it get those details from lol

[distant sun]

Try StringUtil#replaceEach from apache

[pale shell]

the internet??

[lunar cypress]

It uses your computer user and a generated email address by default

[prisma wave]

buildtools seems to override it sometimes

[lunar cypress]

wtf

[prisma wave]

happened to me a few years ago too

maybe if you run buildtools before overriding the defaults something funky happens

[pale shell]

welp

guess who just leaked their email

LOL

[old wyvern]

The untouched guy?

[stuck harbor]

my email is op

[pale shell]

it said to put my username i thought they meant my email

[onyx loom]

🥲 🥲 🥲 🥲

[pale shell]

its on github LOL

[stuck harbor]

bm's server?

huh

[lunar cypress]

I remember back in my computer science class, everybody would have the name and email of our teacher set as git defaults

[pale shell]

i'm just laughing tbh

[onyx loom]

i got the noti from the server lmfao

[pale shell]

LOL

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where

[onyx loom]

updates channel 🥲

[pale shell]

i done a fuck up LOLLLLLLLLL

[stuck harbor]

i don't see a problem with bm's server

[prisma wave]

yeah it just says invalid email lol

oh if you click on it

[pale shell]

yep

smh

[prisma wave]

classic

[half harness]

lmaoo

[pale shell]

i'm not proud

[stuck harbor]

hehe

[half harness]

time to go on 1000 spam sites /s

[pale shell]

please dont

[lunar cypress]

the email you set for git will be visible to everyone anyway

[onyx loom]

crypto mining emails incoming 🌚

[half harness]

/s

[pale shell]

what's /s ?

[half harness]

sarcastic

[half harness]

o

[pale shell]

oh

[lunar cypress]

If you don't want that, you can use your personal github noreply email address

you can find it in your gh settings

[prisma wave]

would i be correct in assuming a gpg key without a password is a bad idea

even if the pc isn't shared

like

[lunar cypress]

elaborate

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i just remembered commit signing exists

but you have to unlock the key every time you make a commit afaik

[lunar cypress]

if you use a proper key store no

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hmm

[pale shell]

there you guys happy now??

i hate github

smh

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not entirely sure where this is from

gpg I think

[lunar cypress]

yeah

[pale shell]

whats your key

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2

So is leaving this blank acceptable?

[lunar cypress]

eh no you shouldn't

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oh hey invalid-email-address

[pale shell]

it says UntouchedOdin0

[lunar cypress]

hold on let me look up this key store again

ah libsecret

that's the one

[gusty fulcrum]

what would be the best way to disable a specific MOB server wide?

[lunar cypress]

I think that's the best option for unix

[prisma wave]

okay I'll have a look at that

pretty sure im using gnome-keyring rn

[lunar cypress]

idk if that works with git

might

[prisma wave]

i think it does

i set it up on another pc a while ago and it worked fine, but i had to input the password every time

which was annoying

[lunar cypress]

libsecret definitely caches it

you need to build that from source I think

and then set it in the git config

[prisma wave]

well ideally i wouldn't have to input it at all -- Im the only one that uses this machine so i dont think there's any real risk in not requiring any password input

obviously it's inherently more insecure if i got a virus or something but im pretty sure that won't happen

[lunar cypress]

well still, there's a reason we encrypt things

There's tools that store it in plain text

Some of which should be preinstalled

entering a passphrase once per login session or even per user shouldn't be that inconvenient

[prisma wave]

it's not massively inconvenient but it's still annoying

having to copy paste some long password from a file just to commit kinda breaks any train of thought

ik it's petty but i'd rather accept the risks and save myself a bit of time

[lunar cypress]

Ideally you know your passphrase

I'm not speaking about your gh password in case that's unclear

[prisma wave]

Nah I know what you mean

Well I've got a fairly short password that I remember to login but iirc there are length constraints on a gpg key

[lunar cypress]

as I said, with libsecret I think you can enter it once per user

And there I know of no such restriction

[onyx loom]

what

[hot hull]

Why is it searching for this in fucking paper??

[obtuse gale]

It just searches it in every repo until it finds it

[forest pecan]

lmao yeah that's how it always works lol

[hot hull]

yea but it has the repo which contains that lol

It errors out on the first repo it searches in

[old wyvern]

try clean building

[hot hull]

??

[ocean quartz]

Beautiful 100% Kotlin

[onyx loom]

@hot hull

would u care to explain

[static zealot]

yes @hot hull ! Explain

[sly sonnet]

@hot hull How dare you?!!?

[half harness]

@hot hull explain now or || wheres the sword blood emoji thing ||

[oblique heath]

he was very up front about it

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lmao

[prisma wave]

seems like i was misinformed, it's a soft warning. should be fine, right?

[winter iron]

password1

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password2

come on

[winter iron]

best password for root

[half harness]

i tried seeing for myself but theres no token key

[winter iron]

is toor

[half harness]

[old wyvern]

haskellr0x123

[prisma wave]

discord makes it really hard to get your user token

to prevent selfbotting

[half harness]

oh i reloaded the page and got token

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hmm

[half harness]

selfbotting?

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lol

[winter iron]

bots but for ur user

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automating a user account that isn't a bot account

iirc the token usually gets erased from browser storage as soon as you're authenticated

[half harness]

yea

it appeared for like 1 second

you can't put it in like, jda, for example, right? lol

[prisma wave]

yea because the only reason you'd need it is for selfbotting or someone to steal your account

[prisma wave]

not in recent versions

[obtuse gale]

On the desktop app you can Ctrl shift i, then refresh (Ctrl r) and it shows up lmao

[half harness]

recent?

wtf

[half harness]

thats what i did ;-;

wait then how do token loggers work

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oh so it does lol

[prisma wave]

wdym

[half harness]

because the token logger would have to be active

while discord is authenticating

and no one just randomly restarts discord out of nowhere

[winter iron]

if your gonna log someones token, need the logger on the pc in the first place and they need to run it

by then u may as well just give them a rat

[half harness]

oh then it runs on startup?

lol

bm can i send u a non-suspicious software

[prisma wave]

if you've got access to someone's pc they have bigger things to worry about than their discord account though

[half harness]

in an exe

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sure

[obtuse gale]

Lmfao

[half harness]

/s

im on laptop rn 😔

wait

question

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ok

[half harness]

when i convert jar -> exe

can i convert it back?

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how are you converting

[half harness]

https://www.google.com/search?q=java+jar+to+exe

bunch of results there

[prisma wave]

depends on the method

with graal, probably not

[half harness]

what is graal?

[prisma wave]

some tools might just keep the jar in the exe somewhere though

quite a lot of things

a VM primarily

but it has a tool that can convert java into native programs too

that don't need a JVM installed to run

[half harness]

what about launch4j?

[obtuse gale]

I mean that's the cheapest option, it just makes sense, bundle the jar as resource, extract to tmp and run the jvm lol

[old wyvern]

http://www.nirsoft.net/utils/resources_extract.html

[half harness]

wait

with graal

would i be able to make java 11 programs with the user having java 11?

[prisma wave]

i think so

it won't work for plugins

[ocean quartz]

From what I understand (yes my fucking weeks of research on this stupid topic) that's just a refresh token with is only valid for a few seconds

[prisma wave]

it's for standalone things

[prisma wave]

oh good point actually

[old wyvern]

The user wouldnt need java 11 if compiled to native I assume? They probably package some jvm implementation with it

[ocean quartz]

Actually no, the refresh token would likely be on an httponly cookie

[prisma wave]

hmm

idk enough about this field

your guess is as good as mine

[old wyvern]

hm

Like didnt they do that with the old mc launcher?

[prisma wave]

im pretty sure it does some compilation to native code - it can generate C headers for libraries for example

[old wyvern]

Oh it actually compiles Java code to native?

😮

[prisma wave]

it's AOT compilation afaik

so yeah

[old wyvern]

ah I assumed they were just packaging stuff in and including a jvm in to execute it or something

[prisma wave]

i think it's a bit more sophisticated than that

ima do a few tests

[old wyvern]

Yea your way makes more sense

[prisma wave]

It does not run on the Java VM, but includes necessary components like memory management, thread scheduling, and so on from a different runtime system, called “Substrate VM”.

[old wyvern]

ah

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Native Image supports JVM-based languages, e.g., Java, Scala, Clojure, Kotlin. The resulting image can, optionally, execute dynamic languages like JavaScript, Ruby, R or Python. Polyglot embeddings can also be compiled ahead-of-time
👀

https://www.graalvm.org/reference-manual/native-image/

[old wyvern]

😳

[prisma wave]

seems to support WASM as well

[old wyvern]

😮

[prisma wave]

bruh

whats the package

[half harness]

lmao

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d;java.util.List

[ruby crater]

java.util.List

public interface List
extends Collection<E>```
List has 2 super interfaces, 1 extensions, 10 implementing classes, and  25 methods.

Description:

An ordered collection (also known as a sequence ). The user of this interface has precise control over where in the list each element is inserted. The user can access elements by their integer index (position in the list), and search for elements in the list.

Unlike sets, lists typically allow duplicate elements. More formally, lists typically allow pairs of elements e1 and e2 such that e1.equals(e2), and they typically allow multiple null elements if they allow null elements at all. It is not inconceivable that someone might wish to implement a list that prohibits duplicates, by throwing runtime exceptions when the user attempts to insert them, but we expect this usage to be rare.

The List interface places additional stipulations, beyond those specified in the Collection interface, on the contracts of the iterator, add, remove, equals, and hashCode methods. Declarations for other inherited methods are also...

This description has been shortened as it was too long.

Requested by: Brister Mitten • jdk

[obtuse gale]

java.util lol

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ez

[old wyvern]

Ruined by IDEs I see 😏

[prisma wave]

❓

oh nvm

lol

oh wow compilation certainly takes a while

[lunar cypress]

GraalVM native image sounds fun until you try to compile something non trivial

[prisma wave]

yeah it seems to be quite involved

d;IntStream#take

[ruby crater]

java.util.stream.IntStream#limit

IntStream limit(long maxSize)
throws IllegalArgumentException```

Description:

Returns a stream consisting of the elements of this stream, truncated to be no longer than maxSize in length.

This is a short-circuiting stateful intermediate operation.

Returns:

the new stream

Throws:

IllegalArgumentException - if maxSize is negative

Parameters:

maxSize - the number of elements the stream should be limited to

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[prisma wave]

wot

is take not a thing?

[obtuse gale]

dropWhile?

Or what?

[prisma wave]

i guess limit

[obtuse gale]

Ah

[prisma wave]

obviously not a great benchmark but there does seem to be quite a significant speed difference

[distant sun]

Whats that?

[prisma wave]

graal native-image

[distant sun]

Interesting

[prisma wave]

converts a java program into native

[distant sun]

Is there any free benchmark program thing?

[prisma wave]

wdym?

[distant sun]

A tool to test stuff like you did

[prisma wave]

Oh this isn't anything special

Just the unix time command

If you want actually meaningful results JMH is good I think

ok this is interesting

[distant sun]

JMH?

[prisma wave]

yeah it's a java benchmarking library

[old wyvern]

Try not using randoms bm

[prisma wave]

what then?

[old wyvern]

Just try summing up an intrange

Or idk something like that

[prisma wave]

okay

[old wyvern]

So both are consistent

[prisma wave]

the results seem fairly consistent

which is... odd

[distant sun]

Hmm, interesting

[obtuse gale]

random.longs().summaryStatistics() 🙂

[prisma wave]

🙂

d;IntRange#range

[ruby crater]

java.util.stream.IntStream#range

static IntStream range(int startInclusive, int endExclusive)```

Description:

Returns a sequential ordered IntStream from startInclusive (inclusive) to endExclusive (exclusive) by an incremental step of 1.

Returns:

a sequential IntStream for the range of int elements

Parameters:

startInclusive - the (inclusive) initial value
endExclusive - the exclusive upper bound

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[prisma wave]

lol

IntRange

[old wyvern]

Might need a LongRange to have anything significant

not sure

[prisma wave]

hmm

summing this could be interesting

[old wyvern]

hmm

[prisma wave]

or maybe the average

both are pretty fast

bigger numbers seem to actually make java faster

[old wyvern]

😮

[prisma wave]

so i can only assume this isn't a reliable benchmark + JVM optimisations

[old wyvern]

interessente

[lunar cypress]

What are you doing?

[prisma wave]

playing around with native-image a bit

[hot hull]

Contemplating life choices

[prisma wave]

or do you mean specifically

yes

[lunar cypress]

specifically, yes

[prisma wave]

public class Test {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
      var res = IntStream.range(-1_000_000, 1_000_000)
        .filter(i -> i % 2 == 0)
        .average()
        .getAsDouble();
      System.out.println("Whatever this is supposed to be : " + res);
  }
}

[lunar cypress]

since you said something about reliable benchmarks

[prisma wave]

well they added it for a reason lol

that's the code im using, just testing time ./test vs time java Test

10

[lunar cypress]

how did you compile the former?

[prisma wave]

javac Test.java && native-image Test

[lunar cypress]

http://openjdk.java.net/projects/amber/LVTIstyle.html

[prisma wave]

This might prompt the programmer to inspect the rest of the method for code that would be impacted by such a change. (Then again, it might not.)

I love that

[lunar cypress]

So the thing about graal is that it usually doesn't increase the execution time, or at least it's not meant for that

You could examine that with a more elaborate benchmark, but where the native image should be better is start up time and memory footprint

[prisma wave]

yeah

i dont think there was a noticable difference in startup time at least

Measuring memory usage might be interesting

[lunar cypress]

How have you tested start up time?

[prisma wave]

I didn't lol

there's a slightly noticeable difference, maybe 100ms but not much else

let me add a print before the calculations

yeah hasn't made much difference

[humble silo]

Is there anyone that doest feel sad when listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rn-vMbFglI I guess if you hadnt watched the movie but i feel like most people have?

[pliant badger]

Hello

i have impostor syndrome

it might be because i am an impostor indeed

[obtuse gale]

Sir, this is #dev-general

[pliant badger]

Can anyone elaborate, on how the fuck, do you really hide implementation details

and don't throw abstract classes and interfaces at me

Examples on the internet suck.

[lunar cypress]

This fits more than anything here

[humble silo]

Do you mean like marking methods final?

[obtuse gale]

You hide implementation details with interfaces....

[humble silo]

or that

[obtuse gale]

The whole idea of an interface is that you shape a class and what it does, but how it's done is "up to implementation"

[pliant badger]

Yeah i mean but i still have to write the stuff that gets done in the class implementing the interface

Stuff is still visible, stuff is still public

[obtuse gale]

Not necessarily

[prisma wave]

it's only visible if you know the implementation

look at bukkit as an example

the majority of people don't care how CraftPlayer works

some people don't even know it exists

all of the nms stuff has been abstracted out to the point where you don't need it for most common things

[pliant badger]

Ok I might have misunderstood the first time i read about this stuff

got really discouraged when i saw stuff didn't work like i tought it should work

I might come back later when i stop feeling like an impostor

(don't think that's ever going to happen tho)

[old wyvern]

After rewriting a few classes thinking I messed up the connection.... seems the service was just down xD

[obtuse gale]

I don't know exactly what you're planning on doing but I believe what you're looking for is exactly an exclusive, separate API jar (see Bukkit, see LuckPerms API) and then an implementation for it (see CraftBukkit, see LuckPerms)

The question you made is a bit too generic and by extension so are the answers, but if you ask about exactly what you want to do we might be able to help better.

[pliant badger]

Alright

I want to connect to a database, easy right?

[winter iron]

Hikari

[pliant badger]

Could be Mysql, could be sqlite

etc

Hikari as well

no worries about that

Let's say i want to expose the methods to call in order to connect to the database

do queries

and stuff

only the necessary stuff for an user

[prisma wave]

sus?

[pliant badger]

sus af

[prisma wave]

😳

[pliant badger]

The user shouldn't care on the hikari settings

or where do i create the jdbc url

If i'm not mistaken

I mean please correct me

i barely get any feedback when i write code

I mean i don't get feedback

I'll just google some more hours

[errant geyser]

Depends what db you wanna use. For SQLite it's jdbc:sqlite:file

[humble silo]

That sounds fine, So you might have a SQLSettings interface and each DB implementation would have their own settings class implementing the SQLSettings? Something like that?

Your just asking a general design question correct?

[pliant badger]

a general design question indeed

I think i'm having trouble getting stuff to be as abstract as possible

When write code i feel like there's barely any modularity

[humble silo]

I really enjoy using GenMyModel(or any tool like it) you can design out your class structure without having to worry about actual code and then you can get an idea for what your system will look like. Or a pen and paper honestly

[pliant badger]

I just signed up

[humble silo]

Great, i really like it, mostly since its free.. Im sure theres a better one out there but i havent found it yet

[gusty fulcrum]

Anyone know why getTo() location on PlayerPortalEvent is located nearby the nether portal instead of the actual nether portal frame location ?

[obtuse gale]

wat

[gusty fulcrum]

is that any better*

[obtuse gale]

much better

because bukkit is stupid? idk tbh, never used that event

that usually is the answer to any questionable things 🌚

[gusty fulcrum]

Okay :/ any idea how to search for the closest nether portal?

[serene cave]

Hello

[half harness]

hi

[desert vault]

Hi its here if we have question about coding plugin ???

[half harness]

#development @desert vault

this is just casual dev talk

well - usually casual

[prisma wave]

HELLO

mr trump i would just like to say that seeing your name makes my day

[serene cave]

Hello (++)"Brister ".("Mitten"++)$""

[prisma wave]

hello donald trum

[serene cave]

I am glad to be present

[prisma wave]

p

[serene cave]

How is your day

[half harness]

q

[prisma wave]

my day was EXCELLENT thank you mr trump what about you

[serene cave]

my day was EXTRODINAIRE

[prisma wave]

GREAT

[serene cave]

https://tenor.com/view/trumpwinning-trump-happy-dance-tgif-gif-18968896

[prisma wave]

iconic

[obtuse gale]

@prisma wave Q# circlejerk when

[prisma wave]

what the hell is Q#

oh that quantum one

[stuck harbor]

mmmm hell yes

i love quantum

i wanna figure it out

[obtuse gale]

it's functional

[stuck harbor]

but i dont get it

[obtuse gale]

your favorite

[prisma wave]

i dont think i have enough braincells to even ironically circlejerk it

[obtuse gale]

lmao

[stuck harbor]

the idea of bits being both on and off at some point hurts my brain

until u observe it

[onyx loom]

[obtuse gale]

just imagine it as ThreadLocalRandom.current().nextBoolean() and boom you're done

lmao

[stuck harbor]

ah

[serene cave]

Sir do I need to send you to COPPA https://www.ftc.gov/enforcement/rules/rulemaking-regulatory-reform-proceedings/childrens-online-privacy-protection-rule

[prisma wave]

🤔

[obtuse gale]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-young-question-marks-what-excuse-me-huh-gif-4486363

[serene cave]

Circlejerk is a nono word!

[prisma wave]

lmao

[serene cave]

Child pornography!

No !

[obtuse gale]

beef jerky

[onyx loom]

fefo!

did u just say children are jerking off COWS???????

[serene cave]

Yes he did

[obtuse gale]

uh

[prisma wave]

what on earth

[serene cave]

Crime! FBI !

I'm calling the CIA!

[onyx loom]

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

[serene cave]

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

[stuck harbor]

hehe

too late

[onyx loom]

tier 1 🥲

[serene cave]

its a visual bug

im tier 420 in this mmporg

[stuck harbor]

no its a JMMORPGSSDUSBEFTA

[serene cave]

Sir

Are you ok

[stuck harbor]

its simple

we are a Japanese Massively Multilayer Online Role Playing Game Solid State Drive Universal Serial Bus European Free Trade Association

[serene cave]

I see

Very interesting game

[stuck harbor]

aye

[serene cave]

did you know if you take around 40 of these you can fly? https://observer.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/01/best-sleeping-pills-featured-photo.jpg?quality=80

[surreal quarry]

Hi tronald dump

[serene cave]

Hello James

[obtuse gale]

James.. Gosling?

[surreal quarry]

🥲

[serene cave]

Hello mr Gosling

What brings you to this beautiful evening

[surreal quarry]

I want to make america great again honestly. I think the programming language "Java" can make this possible.

I need your guidance

[stuck harbor]

again implies it was before

america peaked before colonialisation

[surreal quarry]

return to colonization

?

[lunar cypress]

america peaked when lisp was invented

[serene cave]

Yes, I will make America great again

[surreal quarry]

America#makeGreat()

[prisma wave]

lisp 2

[serene cave]

I will bring back Lisp again!

[prisma wave]

(makeGreat america)

[surreal quarry]

what the fuck is your name

[serene cave]

Wowowo

Fuck is a nono word

[median quiver]

TrumpIsPresidentException

[surreal quarry]

🥲

[median quiver]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[serene cave]

sir sir sir

do you want fbi

to come

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

[prisma wave]

Was*

[lunar cypress]

https://giphy.com/gifs/crab-rave-dance-party-2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK

[median quiver]

Donald.getBrain() -> nullpointer

[surreal quarry]

Sleepy Joe saves america (Colorized) gone sexual

[median quiver]

Wakanda is real (!)

[serene cave]

False!

[stuck harbor]

trump was never president

[serene cave]

Fake news!

[stuck harbor]

never happened

[serene cave]

Fakes news!

[stuck harbor]

clinton won

u all been brainwashed

[median quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-panther-wakanda-salute-wakanda-forever-gif-12652126

[serene cave]

Trump is president still!

[restive cipher]

Can u open your wall ? i'm out

[median quiver]

same

[serene cave]

Never!

[median quiver]

😭

[surreal quarry]

The wall stays!

[serene cave]

Not even a condom will pass!

[median quiver]

why ?!

I'm only a microwave

[restive cipher]

Plsss i'm not mexican !

[stuck harbor]

Mexican condoms are the best tho

[surreal quarry]

Wall v2 will offer 100% protection! Not even condoms can do that!!

[stuck harbor]

sadge

[median quiver]

xD

[serene cave]

No!

[obtuse gale]

the Macarena affect

[onyx loom]

macarena effect

yes

[prisma wave]

lmao

[serene cave]

We need to build more wall!

And more wall!

[prisma wave]

macarena

[surreal quarry]

How much wall!

[stuck harbor]

macaroni effect

[serene cave]

More wall!

[stuck harbor]

yes

[surreal quarry]

Lot wall?!

[restive cipher]

U know, you're not the presisent

[serene cave]

Yes Lot More Wall!

[stuck harbor]

Canada need to build a wall

[surreal quarry]

Big Wall!
Impressive Wall!
GREAT Wall!
BESTEREST WALL!

[serene cave]

Hey!

[median quiver]

BESTESTEST

[stuck harbor]

man bri'ain should build a wall in the atlantic

[onyx loom]

ah yes, in the atlantic

thats where all the threats come from

[serene cave]

Build wall in wall in wall in wall!

[restive cipher]

inside your wall ?

[serene cave]

inside wall!

[median quiver]

Sounds cool

[restive cipher]

Hello

[median quiver]

What the -

[restive cipher]

@serene cave You here ?

[serene cave]

@restive cipher who are you! Identify yourself!

[onyx loom]

oh god

[median quiver]

Donald left the channel

[serene cave]

Biden is Fake!

[restive cipher]

Joe biden brother

[surreal quarry]

@hillary clinton when?

[onyx loom]

STOP the count

[serene cave]

STOP the Count!

[median quiver]

no

[serene cave]

@restive cipher you are fake!

[restive cipher]

HAHA i'm a king

[lavish notch]

https://tenor.com/JI0V.gif

[serene cave]

No!

You are a savage!

[median quiver]

He is the wakanda's king 😎

[restive cipher]

I just need help for my white house plugin

[serene cave]

No!

[restive cipher]

@serene cave

[serene cave]

It's my white house!

[half harness]

ill make it for you for $1000000000 :)

[median quiver]

I have only 2 bucks

[restive cipher]

Yeahh u're in prison

[serene cave]

No u!

[restive cipher]

No u

[median quiver]

no twitter for donald anymore 😉

[restive cipher]

But discord yet

[serene cave]

no u!

[prisma wave]

oh my god it's joe biden

[serene cave]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[restive cipher]

Do u want a photo kitty ?

[serene cave]

Stop it Joe!

You are making America bad again!

[median quiver]

yeah coz you made it bad once

[onyx loom]

what the hell has happened to help chat

[restive cipher]

Haha ! I'm the best present of all time !

[prisma wave]

🥲

[serene cave]

No!

Fake news!

[serene cave]

It's not HelpChat anymore!

It's PoliticalChat!

[restive cipher]

You face is a fake news

[oak raft]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-fighting-hose-parenting-hose-off-gif-12003125

[serene cave]

No your face is fake news!

[restive cipher]

Fired !

[serene cave]

I fired you first!

[median quiver]

That's fake !

[prisma wave]

this is... interesting

[restive cipher]

Leave me alone ! I have date with Hillary tmrw !

[oak raft]

#dev-general btw

[median quiver]

😏

[onyx loom]

Not configuration help

[median quiver]

Omg you aren't funny guys...

[serene cave]

No!

Stop it!

You are grossing me out!

[restive cipher]

Do u want a picture ?

[oak raft]

https://tenor.com/view/who-tf-asked-nasas-radar-dish-who-asked-nobody-asked-gif-17675657

[median quiver]

joe will bang hillary 😉

[half harness]

sad :c

[restive cipher]

Nasa found me !

[serene cave]

old couple montage!

[oak raft]

it is a sad day for dkim 😔

[median quiver]

no it's real :/

[restive cipher]

See your smile bro, u same as ...

[median quiver]

hey step joeee

[restive cipher]

a microwave !

[median quiver]

what are you doiiinnnn

[serene cave]

My smile is better than yours!

You don't even got a smile!

Traitor!

[restive cipher]

Fake news !

[serene cave]

No he's fake!

Don't listen to him!

He works for Russia!

[restive cipher]

You're fake too !

The world is fake guys

[half harness]

russia best

[restive cipher]

Yeah i'm with the Russian president to play in the garden

[serene cave]

vote him out!

[prisma wave]

joe biden is typing

blessed

[serene cave]

No!

Brister I thought we are friends!

[prisma wave]

we are donald

you are my favourite

[serene cave]

Yes!

[onyx loom]

joe biden is sad now.

[restive cipher]

You'll pay for it !

[prisma wave]

oh no

[serene cave]

Dw!

I got the missiles!

I will shoot Joe!

[restive cipher]

NOoooooooooooo

[serene cave]

🚀

[restive cipher]

You cant

[serene cave]

It's comming!

[restive cipher]

I see it

Putin eat it !

Thx bro

[median quiver]

Privet

[serene cave]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-soviet-missile-missile-truck-rocket-truck-gif-18785324

[median quiver]

Hi stupid americans

[prisma wave]

oh my god

[restive cipher]

Ohhh my friend !

[serene cave]

Valdimir!

Be ally with me!

[median quiver]

Shut up or gulag

[serene cave]

I have your vodka!

[onyx loom]

🤣

[serene cave]

https://tenor.com/view/alcohol-vodka-smirnoff-bottle-empty-gif-4425374

I got your vodka!

[onyx loom]

mr putin blyat is here

[median quiver]

I don't care I have your country

[restive cipher]

I have your little bear !

[serene cave]

No!

[median quiver]

Tsar Bomba

[restive cipher]

My country is most powered than yours

[median quiver]

If I attack you It wouldn't be anymore

nvm I'm gonna be the MicroOndeDeFurynos again

[serene cave]

Stop!

You are fake!

[median quiver]

no

[restive cipher]

Who u are ?

[serene cave]

He's fake!

[restive cipher]

This is white house chat !

I'll call the army

[serene cave]

Yes! And I own white house!

[restive cipher]

It's my house

[serene cave]

No!

[restive cipher]

I buy it

[serene cave]

I will call my wife!

[median quiver]

Eeeyyy America !

Eyyy Turump

[restive cipher]

Who she is ?

[surreal quarry]

Sir(s), this is #dev-general

[fair meteor]

We got the orange man and the cripple

[median quiver]

Eyyyy James

[restive cipher]

Sry James, I have to know if they are real

[serene cave]

Stop!

I am not orange!

[median quiver]

You are turump

[restive cipher]

Yes you are

[serene cave]

No!

You are bidet!

[restive cipher]

And you FAT

[prisma wave]

bidet 🥲

joe bidet

[restive cipher]

Like a big big cat

[serene cave]

No!

You are bidet!

[median quiver]

Eyyyy Ameriga

[restive cipher]

not bidet but biden

[serene cave]

Ameriga is mine!

[median quiver]

1 minute

1 minute

[restive cipher]

I come back, Hillary made me cookies

[serene cave]

@dusk holly No!

[median quiver]

Eyyyy Ameriga who is your president

[serene cave]

Obama no!

[dusk holly]

hello

[serene cave]

No!

[dusk holly]

good morning my fellow Americans

except you donald

[serene cave]

Hey!

I am President!

[onyx loom]

ok so obama is another alt of donald trump

[serene cave]

Go away!

[onyx loom]

that was so bait

[dusk holly]

No you are not

[restive cipher]

In your dream

[dusk holly]

My old buddy joe is president now loser

[median quiver]

EYYYYY AMERIGA Who is your president ?

[dusk holly]

me

[serene cave]

ME!

[prisma wave]

oh my god

[sweet cipher]

Oh my president*

[restive cipher]

Me ?

[serene cave]

Me ?

[sweet cipher]

Me

[restive cipher]

Yes everyone love me

[dusk holly]

Me!

[median quiver]

EYYYY ME

[serene cave]

Me!

[restive cipher]

I'm the best president of USA

[serene cave]

No I am!

[median quiver]

I'm not even american

[restive cipher]

Donald i'll put you out of your walls !

[dusk holly]

How can I get admin in this Discord server

[serene cave]

How can I get admin in this Discord server

[restive cipher]

How can I get admin in this Discord server

[median quiver]

How can I get admin in this Discord server

[sweet cipher]

Pay me $50

[median quiver]

I pay 100$

[serene cave]

I pay 150$

[restive cipher]

I pay how much you want

[median quiver]

I pay 1000$

[prisma wave]

this is too far

[restive cipher]

• white house

[serene cave]

I pay 2000$ + White House x2

[prisma wave]

|| when's george bush joining ||

[restive cipher]

*4

[median quiver]

I pay 1100$ + Hillary

[serene cave]

Wowowo!

[restive cipher]

2x Hillary

[serene cave]

Pe do!

[median quiver]

3 Hillary !

[half harness]

wtf

[dusk holly]

I do not need money to help the people

i am a good president

[restive cipher]

1000 Hillary and Obama

[serene cave]

No I am better!

[dusk holly]

donald is useless

[onyx loom]

|| bush did 9/11 ||

[median quiver]

Donald Joe Barack and 10 hillary

[serene cave]

No you are useless!

[dusk holly]

joe is swag

[serene cave]

Joe is bad!

[restive cipher]

Thx my dear friend

[serene cave]

Biden is Bidet!

[median quiver]

||You are gonna be censored||

[prisma wave]

oh shit you're right now ||redacted|| make sense

[dusk holly]

I did not do 9/11

[serene cave]

I did not do 9/11

[dusk holly]

liar

[serene cave]

no !

[median quiver]

I did not do the 9/11

[serene cave]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/09/17/fact-check-no-evidence-donald-trump-helped-9-11-response/3478880001/

[prisma wave]

why is haskell tooling such a pain

[half harness]

p‫‫‫‫‫‫‫‫‫‫‫‫e‫‫‫‫‫‫d‫‫‫‫‫‫‫o

[restive cipher]

I love USA, that's why i'll kick every yellow people caused bad view of New York ! I'll start with Donald Trump !

[prisma wave]

vsc just doesn't work

[serene cave]

false!

[restive cipher]

true

boolean life dude

[serene cave]

0!

[restive cipher]

1

binaire life dude

[serene cave]

0!

[restive cipher]

Hey guys, I'll invite all of u to come in the white house to make a big party with my little dog

[serene cave]

Yes!

To my white house!

[restive cipher]

Mine !

[serene cave]

No!

[restive cipher]

I have to go, I have garden party tmrw with Obama and Putin !

[serene cave]

No !

[dusk holly]

We aren't supposed to talk about Putin Joe

[onyx loom]

😳

[restive cipher]

This is a secret, nobody heared me

[onyx loom]

shady business going down in washington and moscow

[dusk holly]

Now I've got to kill at least 3 witnesses

[onyx loom]

aaaaaa

[serene cave]

I will kill you first!

[dusk holly]

I will kill you first donny

you suck

[serene cave]

No I will Barack!

you suck!

[dusk holly]

Obamacare > Trumpcare

[serene cave]

Trumpcare > Obamacare

[dusk holly]

Oh no

That is a lie

[serene cave]

Obamacare = garbage

[dusk holly]

You are garbage

[serene cave]

No u!

[dusk holly]

Worst president ever

[serene cave]

No u!

[dusk holly]

help me out joe

[serene cave]

No u!

[restive cipher]

Noooo this is a trap, he spy all of us !

[serene cave]

No u!

[restive cipher]

I call police

and army

[dusk holly]

https://c.tenor.com/1ZSxGYwIad4AAAAM/obama-wtf.gif

[serene cave]

No u!

[restive cipher]

and Putin

and his Bear

[dusk holly]

no we will call putin later

[onyx loom]

notice the way half of these messages are "no u" and have an exclamation mark at the end

[serene cave]

No u!

[dusk holly]

No you

Donald cant even spell!!

[restive cipher]

You !

[serene cave]

U!

[dusk holly]

you are illiterate!

[serene cave]

No u!

[dusk holly]

Obama (who is me) is very educated

[serene cave]

No me!

[oak raft]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-fighting-hose-parenting-hose-off-gif-12003125

x2

[dusk holly]

who are you

[restive cipher]

Who vote for me ?

[dusk holly]

I did not

[oak raft]

remence

[serene cave]

no!

[dusk holly]

ok thank you for clearing that up

[oak raft]

anytime mr ex president

[dusk holly]

what did you say

[serene cave]

u were so close

If you didnt change that

[dusk holly]

i am still the president and i deserve more respect

[serene cave]

false

[prisma wave]

this chat is a cesspit

[restive cipher]

I gonna hack your house Trump

[jovial warren]

lol this is actually brilliant

[restive cipher]

thx

[prisma wave]

trump is the best

[serene cave]

I gonna hack you Joe!

[prisma wave]

The OG you might say

[restive cipher]

Did u vote for me ?

[serene cave]

Never vote for Joe!

[restive cipher]

I'll hack your wife !

[dusk holly]

Did you vote for me ?

[serene cave]

My wife is a programmer. She will hack you!

[dusk holly]

Thank you Joe Biden

[jovial warren]

I turn away from this chat for like 4 hours to add a very useless feature to Krypton and I come back to 3 kids on alt accounts pretending to be POTUS/former POTUSes

[oak raft]

agreed

he is the og

[dusk holly]

I am not a kid

[serene cave]

Yes!

OG!

[restive cipher]

I'm the president, i'll exterminate her !

[serene cave]

no you arent!

[dusk holly]

Hillary Clinton

[restive cipher]

I'll

[oak raft]

no, donald is the president!

[serene cave]

^

[jovial warren]

who's alt accounts are these

[oak raft]

lmfao

[jovial warren]

I have to know now lol

[oak raft]

def kalibers

100%

[onyx loom]

wrong

[prisma wave]

we are no closer to finding the true Identity of Mr trump

[jovial warren]

[onyx loom]

one of them is 99.9999% pulses

[oak raft]

if not kaliber, it's funnycube

[jovial warren]

pulse

[prisma wave]

idk

[serene cave]

I will hack the white house!