off-topic

[prisma sage]

oh my god you're acting rubbish although you keep saying shit like it was obvious

[young mortar]

this screenshot I found of VXPT looks not grainy at all!

i wonder where they got that processing power

[prisma sage]

fuck yeah that's called temporal accumulation, and it accumulates the frames over time

reducing the noise

[young mortar]

oh, looks great

you should try it some time

[prisma sage]

I do it, I just didn't accumulate enough on this screenshot

oh my god the audacity

[young mortar]

ah, classic

lmao

[prisma sage]

are you trolling me ?

are you saying shit to anger me ? cause it works

[young mortar]

i mean, not originally

now though, it's kinda hilarious lmao

[prisma sage]

now stop acting like an all knowing crap cause you don't know SHIT about what you're talking about

fucking staff clown can't even act mature

i'm losing my shit

good job

[young mortar]

yeah i can tell lmao

i'll stick with my pretty shaders, but keep working on ugly clouds!

[prisma sage]

shut the fuck up oh my god

[distant carbon]

LOL

[prisma sage]

stick with your 3 left IQ points

you'll need them

[young mortar]

oh, what happened to me right IQ points?

[prisma sage]

proceeds to downvote my post hahaha this mf a staff member ?

try and act even more immaturely

[young mortar]

hey, downvotes were brought back by vote

i presume you voted no to that one?

[prisma sage]

yeah that's a good thing

not when you use it like a brain dead kid acting like shit for no reason at all

then i'll get banned for insulting a staff member even though you're the one provoking me

[young mortar]

i mean i don't think ya will

i'd miss your grainy images, i couldn't do that to ya

[prisma sage]

go fuck yourself already, i'm done

[young mortar]

lmao

[prisma sage]

laughing my ass off to your lack of self awareness

go to school

fatherless

[young mortar]

run out of insults? lmao

[prisma sage]

now find the noise, smartass

[fallow crow]

well well well, what the hell just happened

[fickle quiver]

@prisma sage a tip: just don't respond to them if they're not even listening, ur wasting ur time and energy on it

[prisma sage]

I really hope they're young, cause that's the kind of people that worries me

no its not nice!!! cause it's accurate !!!!

[velvet crescent]

visually disgusting, not accurately disgusting

[prisma sage]

k

[inland ruin]

@fallow crow the featherboard is way too big imo

[trim raft]

Too many colors and details IMO. A scoreboard is supposed to be small, concise, and informative to me. Not something that takes up huge screen realestate, has a lot of shapes and distracting colors.

@fallow crow

[fallow crow]

Ic ic

[clear mesa]

hey !! i had an idea , can there be a vouch channel ?

so that people see hows trusted

and hows not

like there is a past data then of people

like i am doing advertisement work for minecraft servers

so people ask for vouch then i have to give my old client data and all , discord server , etc. etc

if a vouch section is added would be great

[fallow crow]

No

[vague elm]

@fallow crow Adding the word "simple" doesn't make it simple to make, just so you know 😉

[fallow crow]

That make this place like mcm... just go mcm then...

I just can see who trusted or not in here lmao

[muted fern]

We did try to add a rep system

Was wildly abused

[fallow crow]

I wonder is haha cube really does cctv us all the time

Scary

[muted fern]

👀

[fallow crow]

I'm well aware. This is a fairly simple plugin though.

[fickle quiver]

if it's so simple you could do it yourself, right?

btw, the words "simple" and "heavily scalable" and "2$" dont go in the same message

expect to pay 30+ for something that you are looking for

at least

[vague elm]

World selection, data saving, configurable options and scalable for max $5... If you find someone to do it, expect to get what you pay for, but I wouldn't call this "simple"

[arctic helm]

Anyone have the tebex discord they can send me an invite for? I can't find it in any of their faq's and I quite need it.

[boreal escarp]

they had one for a few months or some short period of time

[fallow crow]

Just need to create a region and kill a player if they leave it.

[vague elm]

Which includes then selecting a region and then saving that somewhere unless you'd want to only store it at runtime and set it up every time you do a reload or start up the server. I'm not saying your request is bad although people seem to misuse the word "simple" on a lot of requests

[fallow crow]

need worldguard but lighter lol

[jade oasis]

I'd charge min $40-50 for that plugin

Most jobs I take on are about $20/hr and including bug testing and stuff that plugin should be about 2 hours of work

@frank pasture how would you go about working with the regions in a plugin like that

the playermoveevent disgustingly fires about 1 billion trillion times a second

maybe it'd be more efficient to have a runnable that runs every couple ticks checking all online player locations and check whether they are in the bounds or a pvp area?

so instead of doing that check every single time a player moves which is quite a bit you could check everyone once every once in a while

[wary willow]

well you could just have a check in the player move event to see if they changed blocks. but that might be very expensive? I'm not sure actually

[jade oasis]

yeah thats the issue

players are constantly running around

[wary willow]

paper has a method for that built in the event

[wary willow]

The problem is that the event is called even when you change your yaw for example

like every mouse movement calls it

[jade oasis]

right

even if it didnt

the thing is imagine 100 players online

99% are constantly moving

like actually moving between blocks

[wary willow]

yup

[jade oasis]

the downside of a runnable is you'd check players who arent moving/afk

[wary willow]

I mean in theory you could just use worldguard couldn't you? they do some cool stuff unless the client doesn't want wg at all I guess

[jade oasis]

yeah but i dont recall an official thing for checking whether or not someone entered a region

there's one online but i assume it just uses playermoveevent

[wary willow]

I mean maybe checking location change on playermove isn't that expensive. I don't know. I've never stress tested this stuff tbh. just relaying information others have given

[jade oasis]

a plugin like this will never actually be expensive enough to impact server performance significantly

its just fun to think of other solutions to mininize it anyway

unless ur calculating stuff everytime a player moves or performing i/o then you probably wont even notice anything

[violet gyro]

140 I think

Or 120

[wary willow]

is there a way to see number without counting?

counted them. 32

[boreal escarp]

@fallow crow <#showcase message> is that heath ledger? Looks dope btw

[wary willow]

oh he's back xD

[boreal escarp]

Yeah.. so unfortunate he died 😔

Didnt had the chance to watch The Batman, I wanted to watch it at cinema but they couldnt bother to make it fucking 3D

Are you talking about the last movie or the entire series?

Right

I wasnt too happy with the choice, but I think he did a good job

[full atlas]

The event is actually limited to, I think, 20 times a second. (It might be a bit more but it does have a limit per player)

[boreal escarp]

Imo Ben was fine as batman

The first movie was the best, with christian and heath 🥺

Btw who is the batman from your drawing?

🤣 I see

[real summit]

It isn’t actually…and would be the best possible way for most case than having a runnable ticking per tick to check whether a player moved or not…

[fallow crow]

Congrates me for being a staff in 4 different server..

Seems being busy is exist

[primal pecan]

8, 1 are MC, rest are dev/friends.

[fallow crow]

13, 4 job, 5 random, 4 emojis

[clear mesa]

Whats mcm ?

[cerulean dragon]

mcmarket maybe

[velvet crescent]

Around 100, no clue what like 90 of them are, but oh well

[trim raft]

I think i'm at max, have been for most of my time on Discord.

[wary willow]

I'm in 30+ but most of them I still go to. I used to be in like 50 or whatever and left many of them

well actually there's couple I can leave now that I don't have a server anymore. soo I might get under 30

[velvet crescent]

I have them seperated in folders, like 10 I actually check, and then the rest which I can't be fucked, but am in just in case

[jade oasis]

im in 13

[velvet crescent]

You are 13

[eternal apex]

same

[trim raft]

oh yeah folders exist lol

[eternal apex]

cap

[trim raft]

I have 1 folder, rest are just in the list kek

[violet gyro]

My most used servers are at the bottom

Because I can’t be bothered to move down servers I recently joined

[jade oasis]

😢

just turned 18 though

[velvet crescent]

Proof?

[jade oasis]

let me send u all certificates

[velvet crescent]

Okay, CC and pin aswell, thanks

[jade oasis]

wifi is slow my bad

[trim raft]

me

Thought it was No Access

As in it's an experiment, no idea though

Yeah it's an experiment still iirc. Will probably be released end of this quarter.

Since that's when they usually do big updates.

[wary willow]

someone said its released and it just rolls out slowly

[light scaffold]

A/B testing i guess?

ive seen some people that have it

[prisma sage]

still working on clouds

getting a good-looking shape is god damn hard

[fickle quiver]

i have it on discord web but not in the client , it's rolling out slowly to more people

[boreal escarp]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TJegpMUXPhA&feature=share

[chilly brook]

looks so shitty

[prisma sage]

I know, making a cloud's shape is hard, i'm still working on it

you could also tell me why it looks shitty, that would help

I mean, that would help a little more than this obnoxious comment of yours

[tacit nova]

it looks really repetetive

[prisma sage]

however, i'm getting used to those stupid comments on Helpchat

[tacit nova]

and why are the clouds yellow and black-ish

[prisma sage]

i'll try to fix this yeah, it's annoying

[tacit nova]

👍

[chilly brook]

Also why does it look so grainy

geez

[tacit nova]

also this ^

[chilly brook]

It's called criticism

just make ur shaders good and noone will hate on them lol

[prisma sage]

and your criticism wasn't constructive at first

good thing I asked you to elaborate

don't blame it on me

[prisma sage]

why are you being so toxic ?

[chilly brook]

you just cant take the fact that your shaders are bad

[prisma sage]

do you know how much work this is ?

[chilly brook]

it doesnt matter

[prisma sage]

well I don't have god's hands, it needs work to make things look good

[chilly brook]

look at other shaders

[prisma sage]

so if you don't tell me what's wrong, I can't improve it

[chilly brook]

i already did 🙂

[prisma sage]

yeah, they also required a lot of work to look good

i'm working on it, it's not a finished product

just why... why are you acting so toxic

[fallow crow]

huh... I made a server for 4 days... then I remake it..

[prisma sage]

you know it's not finished, you know i'm working on it

then why do you act so childish

[fallow crow]

not being toxic but.. yk... ideas

[chilly brook]

yeah, currently they are bad

[prisma sage]

I know

[chilly brook]

so?

[prisma sage]

but that's just toxic to say this ⤴️

like why...

[chilly brook]

am i saying that they will be bad forever?

[fallow crow]

lmao..

[prisma sage]

You're not, i've never said that

you're just toxic

that's annoying

[prisma sage]

⤴️

[fallow crow]

ur shader is... mid good & bad for me

[chilly brook]

raymond v2

[prisma sage]

what ? tell me what's wrong I don't understand

[fallow crow]

who?

[prisma sage]

why am I raymond ? wtf

I just don't get it

[fallow crow]

clouds... the shadows.. lighting.. everything

[prisma sage]

nah i'm asking why i'm being compared to raymond

[fallow crow]

the lighting looks like 2012 mc

why th you just changed the topic when you ask me wtf is wrong with ur shader

[prisma sage]

No I just asked why i'm being compared to raymond, cause of this message ⤴️

I was not asking what's wrong with the lighting

[fallow crow]

maybe being a..

idk... he said it

[prisma sage]

use words oh my god, can't you just explicitly tell me what the fuck is wrong ?

use your damn keyboard to type words for the love of god

[light scaffold]

Hello ladies and gentlemen good evening

Be nice please

That is all thank you

[fallow crow]

mhm

[prisma sage]

can't you use your god damn hands to type words and tell me what's wrong

[light scaffold]

Be nice or shut up

[fallow crow]

daddy chill

[prisma sage]

stop acting like a fucking child

I don't give a shit if it looks good or bad to your eyes

[fallow crow]

i'm sorry, who tf you called child?

[light scaffold]

I will NOT chill when there's meanies about

[prisma sage]

it's fucking science

math equations

the lighting is correct

in fact, the fact that it isn't spectral is the only thing that keeps it from being exact

now shut up or tell me what's wrong

god damn

[stark rapids]

E

[light scaffold]

sin^2(x) + cos^2(x) = 1

[prisma sage]

fucking helpchat is full of braindead

[stark rapids]

Chill down dude

[light scaffold]

tan(x) = sin(x)/cos(x)

[fallow crow]

child doesn't give a shit about stuff, but I do give a shit and take what people said about my showcase

[prisma sage]

behold, 2012 minecraft!!!

[fallow crow]

not like you for being a ducking child for being ***

[stark rapids]

If you take take the hate, don't showcase.

[kind sorrel]

that's dangerous

[light scaffold]

why?

[prisma sage]

boooo!!!!

[kind sorrel]

I'll throw bad x values in there!

[stark rapids]

You will regret integration then.

[light scaffold]

is it sec²x + 1 = tan²x

[prisma sage]

see ? people get surprised when I react badly to their own toxicity

[light scaffold]

Or the other way around

[stark rapids]

https://c.tenor.com/TLyxsGYeciAAAAAM/so-how-do-we-stop-it-kyle-broflovski.gif

This cartoon animation sucks

[prisma sage]

Minecraft - 2012 (real)

[fallow crow]

pfft

huh

[prisma sage]

behold, minecraft from 2012 !!!!!

god it looks so old and bad!!!!

not accurate at all!!!!!

can I talk about clouds now ?

[vagrant junco]

Hello. My friend !Roamingscarb#2725 was banned for no reason when he just asked a question. Is there anyway I can appeal?

[light scaffold]

?not-discord

[honest thistle]

FAQ Answer:

Looking for discord support?
HelpChat is a Minecraft plugin and development support server and is not affiliated with discord in any way.
If you require support from discord, we recommend you to visit their official support website at https://support.discord.com
On this website, you can read their FAQs, or open a support ticket if necessary.

Requested by: Brister Mitten • not-discord

[prisma sage]

yeah idk why they look so grainy, i'll try to improve this

[light scaffold]

we are not discord support

oh

Wait you mean banned from here

[prisma sage]

right shut up, use onomatopoeias to express your lack of good arguments

[stark rapids]

https://c.tenor.com/am0UhUEiUZoAAAAM/hamster-spinning.gif

[vagrant junco]

?

[prisma sage]

i'll throw as much science as I need until you shut up

[vagrant junco]

yes...

[fallow crow]

give me more daddy

[prisma sage]

cringe funny

[fallow crow]

indeed

[prisma sage]

kinda fed up with all-knowing kids thinking they can criticize stuff that isn't even done yet

how obnoxious

they don't know shit about computer graphics

oh wait no they do, they played Minecraft with sildurs shaders back in 2013, my bad, it's on me

that explains everything!

[primal pecan]

No.

Your friend was banned for using leaked plugins.

Proof:

[vagrant junco]

He was told by support to send it over?

[long summit]

Send over the logs

[primal pecan]

Read the pastebin, it's using leaked plugins.

The user was banned for using leaked plugins.

[fallow crow]

logs show what he use lol

[long summit]

Which contained proof that they were using leaked plugins

[fallow crow]

why people use leaked plugins ?

[primal pecan]

Cannot afford, or do not want to pay.

[vagrant junco]

no hns :(

[fallow crow]

hm

[primal pecan]

?

[long summit]

What's hns?

[vagrant junco]

Doesn't matter

[primal pecan]

? that's nothing close to that.

lol

[vagrant junco]

?

[primal pecan]

Hopefully you've received your answer that you cannot appeal the ban for Roamingscarb for the usage of leakage of plugins (which is a reason).

[primal pecan]

HNS does not seem anywhere close to "doesn't matter".

[long summit]

Pretty sure they just said it doesn't matter what it means

[primal pecan]

I see. I must've misunderstood when the user replied to your question.

[long summit]

Anyways, what does it mean lol

[vagrant junco]

No i am saying the meaning of it doesn’t matter

[vagrant junco]

Yeah thanks

[naive agate]

oh my

[sturdy bobcat]

dear god thats fucking horrifying

[tawdry tree]

aw, that's very huggable

[elfin minnow]

I banned your friend, if you feel its false then feel free to have him, DM funnycube on spigot.

[honest thistle]

funnycube#0001

Profile

@muted fern

ID:

161022752923320320

Created:

Mar 20 2016

Linked Accounts:

GitHub: Funny-cube
Spigot: funnycube
Minecraft: funnycube

Status

Offline

[vagrant junco]

i dont think its false now stop pinging me please

[elfin minnow]

pinged you once, dont use leaked plugins.

[vagrant junco]

other of your staff members also pinged

[sturdy bobcat]

they are the first staff member to ping it was literally just kgm

[elfin minnow]

actually no one on the staff team pinged you. I just did.

[sturdy bobcat]

in other news

that cat emote is literally so good

[vagrant junco]

are you trying to make a problem ?

[elfin minnow]

bros really instigating

[naive agate]

Leaked Plugins 🤡

[sturdy bobcat]

replaying AC Brotherhood for the first time in like

7~ years

[vagrant junco]

good

[naive agate]

LMAO

[elfin minnow]

If I connected any dots, youre affiliated with him, and hes the owner of ScarbCraft.

[vagrant junco]

read my bio ;/

head admin

you could say im affiliated with him

[honest thistle]

BrettPlayMC#0292

Profile

@trim raft

ID:

195623559844986880

Created:

Jun 23 2016

Linked Accounts:

GitHub: BrettplayMC
Spigot: BrettPlayMC
Minecraft: BrettPlayMC

Status

Do Not Disturb

[trim raft]

cool command

[wary willow]

yes very spooky

except that there was a discord-minecraft linking system for the smp

I'm assuming there's where it gets it from. don't remember linking it before that

[honest thistle]

Frosty#3308

Profile

@velvet crescent

ID:

307160296714403851

Created:

Apr 27 2017

Linked Accounts:

GitHub: Frcsty
Spigot: Frcsty
Minecraft: Frcsty

Status

Do Not Disturb

[naive agate]

from Spigot I think

[wary willow]

ugh

no?

[honest thistle]

HELLSHOWERS#4942

Profile

@naive agate

ID:

498728692214792194

Created:

Oct 8 2018

Linked Accounts:

GitHub: LagClear
Spigot: adamawesome135

Status

Online

[naive agate]

yup

idk

[velvet crescent]

It's not from spigot, wasn't it through the smp?

[wary willow]

I'm telling you. its from the time you had to link for the smp

[naive agate]

could be

ah prob

[honest thistle]

Cole#1553

Profile

@turbid kettle

ID:

876927111905050644

Created:

Aug 16 2021

Linked Accounts:

None Linked!

Status

Do Not Disturb

domie#2938

Profile

@fickle quiver

ID:

145813501930110976

Created:

Feb 7 2016

Linked Accounts:

GitHub: mufinlive
Spigot: Dotjuhhh

Status

Do Not Disturb

AwesomeAhmad#8207

Profile

@young temple

ID:

198126227251396618

Created:

Jun 30 2016

Linked Accounts:

Spigot: Awesomeahmad1

Status

Online

[boreal escarp]

Thats what he did the entire day :)

I usually like to draw circuits on paper, but this monstrosity is something else smh

[wary willow]

idk what that is nor do I care

[twin dune]

@grand inlet First observation- move to Bungeecord. ( #959324360102019102 )

[wary willow]

and also ram is not everything. a good cpu is also something you need to have

[fallow crow]

I really feel like we shouldn't have so many problems with this given the RAM
oftentimes more ram can mean worse performance

[wary willow]

I mean he's running multiple servers in one

[twin dune]

Careful- they said they don't want to move host. You might summon a wild Raymond.

[wary willow]

they're gone. for now at least xD

[twin dune]

Touch wood.

[fallow crow]

like anything above 12/16 GB on a single server instance will hit back pretty bad..

[twin dune]

I've seen 30GB servers handle 150 players, but that's just 1 gamemode. 😄

[wary willow]

well I've seen 12 gb handle 250 players

lol

[twin dune]

at 1 tps

[wary willow]

no?

19-20

[twin dune]

Gamemode?

[wary willow]

don't remember but it might've been an smp. indeed this was in 1.15 tho.

[fallow crow]

Unless you do some extensive, tedious GC tuning, large amounts of memory simply mean "there is more room, delay garbage collection" and when it does run the GC it has to clean so much it's really noticeable how much the entire stop-the-world moment lasts

With fine tuning it's not an issue

[twin dune]

What you on about? All you gotta do is a bit of the classic MC 1.6 TPS Locking.

[fallow crow]

But that's 1 in a thousand server owners that care enough to do that...

[twin dune]

Just pay a thousand for a custom ASYNC spigot fork

[wary willow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/891046421283868713.webp?size=128&quality=lossless

[radiant flax]

Is offering nitro upgrades a illegal service? (subscription method, no illegal method of obtaining the nitro involved)

[twin dune]

How would you offer it?

[radiant flax]

what

[radiant flax]

I provide card details that apply a lower price

[twin dune]

https://tenor.com/bHGNX.gif

[radiant flax]

It's a legit method, not even disallowed by discord lmfao

as they created the method 🙂

running it myself too

And my first single client too ;3

[wary willow]

that's probably against some TOS

[radiant flax]

what tos ?

discords?

[wary willow]

discord's probably

[radiant flax]

It's literally their localized pricing

[twin dune]

So you'd just "abusing" currency conversion?

[radiant flax]

Define abusing

I view it as trading currencies lol

[twin dune]

I mean it might be some form of Tax envasion or similar but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wary willow]

that's what scalpers also say

[radiant flax]

👀

Ig i wont offer it here 😂

[wary willow]

I mean I personally don't care but idk what rules say so can't tell you yes or no

[normal sable]

Guys my friend took away my role what do I do

[wary willow]

if you think its not against the TOS sure

[wary willow]

you cry

[normal sable]

I already did

My life doesn’t have meaning anymore

[radiant flax]

You have the money to buy it

i'll give you a 5 eur discount, so 40 eur for you 🙂

in exchange for a vouch

chaz

its just 40 eur for you 😂

I know you want that fancy profile banner

or that sexy heychazza#0001

[boreal escarp]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLXPEJ27/

[radiant flax]

I dont'need access to your account and atm I only have binance pay enabled cause stripe was too risky with chargebacks :_:

But hey, you can get me banned of a million servers if i'd scam 😂

Yup

100% correct

[twin dune]

Even if it's legit- it looks hella sketch in #959324358084526150

[radiant flax]

kekw I know idk how to make it sound legit

it's legit lol

[grand inlet]

sorry catching up - yeah in hindsight, this is the obvious solution but I am where I am now lololol

you guys are going to eye roll but switching to paper immediately made it 9000% better which I should have known

from regular spigot

[twin dune]

I'd happily help you switch over- it'll further boost your server performance.

[grand inlet]

I am at my mental and emotional capacity today after dealing with my players b*tching and rude DMs telling me I'm dumb for not using bungee or velocity but I may do that later on - @blazing oar helped immensely and I will hit him up if I switch it

[twin dune]

My offer still stands. 😄

[wary willow]

Mackenzie hi

[twin dune]

Hi Babes, what's up?

[wary willow]

not much. I'm just playing some valorant instead of sleeping

[twin dune]

I'm waiting for a friend to play Phas with whilst also waiting for a response from the folks at BungeeTabListPlus about https://github.com/CodeCrafter47/BungeeTabListPlus/issues/672

[blazing oar]

Ye we spoke about switching to Velocity/Bungeecord, the issue mainly lies on that everything is currently on a single server, so the main "pain" would be "spliting" the data of players into multiple servers.

[twin dune]

You kinda stated the obvious there.

[blazing oar]

ye my bad

I still find it quite funny how paper alone basically fixed a lot of performance issues.

[twin dune]

What gamemodes have they got anyway?

[blazing oar]

Uh, Survival, Creative, Minigames I think

if I am not mistaken

[twin dune]

PlotsSquared? (creative)

[blazing oar]

Creative could be split into a different server without issues probably

[blazing oar]

yes

[twin dune]

Then yeah, easy peasy.

[blazing oar]

issue might be mainly Survival and the Minigames

[twin dune]

Minigames should be straight forward- Survival might be difficulty depending on how it's data like currency is stored.

[twin dune]

Do you know what host they are using?

[blazing oar]

Bistect

[twin dune]

https://tenor.com/6bdL.gif

[blazing oar]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[twin dune]

Probs paying like 100 I'm guessing for 30GB?

[blazing oar]

No idea, it's not up to me.

But in this case, I would agree, even Minehut would be better

[fallow crow]

minehut better than bisect?

lmfao

[naive agate]

use bloom

[blazing oar]

terms of money for performance, I would say so

[naive agate]

telling you rn you wont regret it

[blazing oar]

besides being a lot easier to understand

than bistect

what's bloom

[naive agate]

bloom.host

[blazing oar]

sus

sponsored?

[naive agate]

naw

[fallow crow]

man minehut is like the worst of the worst 💀

[twin dune]

Bias opinion- use ReviveNode.

[naive agate]

they been around forever

and have some of the best pricing / specs

[fallow crow]

vouch for bloom, awesome host

[naive agate]

yup

https://bloom.host/minecraft/

bloom way better

[blazing oar]

To be honest, they have become quite decent over the years, I even plan on applying for Market Maker

[naive agate]

bloom has a way to import

from other hosts

how so?

its not made for MC server "Support"

so cant judge it like that

[wary willow]

at those prices why not just get a dedicated server?

[naive agate]

never said it was

@wary willow at bloom?

[wary willow]

no. at the prices they pay for bisect

[light scaffold]

bloom support were very helpful in my experience

[naive agate]

ah

bloom solved all my issues

[light scaffold]

can vouch, would use again if i could afford it

[naive agate]

sounds like a you problem

[young mortar]

god I'm so glad I know how to sysadmin

i just buy an OVH box and away I go

[naive agate]

"that bad" lol its prob one of the best MC hosts

@young mortar I always did that but the pricing lol

[young mortar]

dude the pricing for OVH is awesome

where do you think Bloom gets its servers lmao

[naive agate]

They own there own hardware

[young mortar]

I doubt it

[naive agate]

they do

🙂

[young mortar]

That shit is so expensive

[wary willow]

still. like a good hosting at them is 70$. you can get very similar stuff on ovh

[young mortar]

and you can run multiple servers on one OVH box

[naive agate]

well atm I dont need a full dedi

[young mortar]

as well as other things!

god I love Docker

[naive agate]

docker is amazing facts

I am not a big part of the MC server running anymore tbh

[twin dune]

Sparked 👀

[naive agate]

it got to stressful lol

[twin dune]

ExoticMC?

[naive agate]

its an Ad

🙂

[wary willow]

yeah but he can get one

he has a 32gb minecraft hosting

[twin dune]

Why the ad?

[wary willow]

like they get shared cpu

[naive agate]

I was given nitro for it lol

[twin dune]

-_-

[naive agate]

who? blitz

oh

nvm

[twin dune]

I'll bare that in mind for future business. xD

[young mortar]

lmao

[wary willow]

the guy we were talking about

[naive agate]

ya ya

[naive agate]

$500 USD

[twin dune]

Hey Blitz, want some content to cringe at?

[wary willow]

no

[twin dune]

$500 worth of nitro?

[wary willow]

but I could use some nitro :kappa:

[naive agate]

just cash

[twin dune]

Sure you don't want some? hehe

[wary willow]

I want some.

[naive agate]

john who tf are you

[wary willow]

where do Iget?

[naive agate]

kick his ass

[crimson sapphire]

john

i am here on a buisness trip

[naive agate]

"business trip" LOL

[crimson sapphire]

i come seeking buisness

[naive agate]

my ass when your reacting to everyones message with a poop emoji

[crimson sapphire]

look #959324360102019102

i come in search of a freelancer

[naive agate]

Not offering service for $15 bucks

lol

[crimson sapphire]

I am looking for the chosen one

to do me a job

[twin dune]

I've had a machine with them since Jan 2021, and it's been fine for me minus the 1 time my machine became completely inaccessible and I had to spent 6 hours over emails just to get them to restore access.

[naive agate]

how old are you?

[crimson sapphire]

why does that matter good sir

[naive agate]

so I can see if you can afford me

[crimson sapphire]

why does age have to correspond to wealth

i have seen many a child with lots of money

thou many adult with money too

[naive agate]

lol

Im good

[crimson sapphire]

what are your prices sir

[twin dune]

Yeah, I knew before buying it's cheap because they don't manage anything for you- but it's the case that I hadn't changed anything on the machine and one day it was completely inaccessible.

[naive agate]

$599 USD

[crimson sapphire]

for a singular website page

[naive agate]

Yes

[crimson sapphire]

it must be the best

better than any other

[naive agate]

Yes

it is

[young mortar]

lol $599

[naive agate]

Yes

[crimson sapphire]

do you have any previous work to show

[naive agate]

Yes

google.com

[crimson sapphire]

to prove your worthyness

allow thou to see your work

[twin dune]

https://tenor.com/view/consistent-boops-ollie-boop-ollie-bup-gif-24075766

[naive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-slam-slam-desk-desk-slam-xqc-slam-gif-19145485

[twin dune]

😉

[sturdy bobcat]

i can pay you in exposure

[crimson sapphire]

why that must be rather good quality

[young mortar]

yeah but he'll forcefully inject PHP into your ear, that's why it's so cheap lmao

[crimson sapphire]

do you have any previous work to see

[naive agate]

Why you do him like that LMAO

[crimson sapphire]

is $250 cheap....

[naive agate]

yes

[crimson sapphire]

seems rather medium priced to me

[twin dune]

<head>
  <title>#1 Site in all of Discord</title>
</head>
<body>
  <p>Yes yes</p>
</body>

[crimson sapphire]

i was expected more

[sturdy bobcat]

[young mortar]

it's definitely in the middle lol

[crimson sapphire]

what would be seen as expensive?

[naive agate]

@twin dune you forgetting bank details

[young mortar]

Adam lol

[twin dune]

Ah... yeah.

[sturdy bobcat]

251 would be outragously high

[naive agate]

yup very

[crimson sapphire]

could you make me a fully website like this?

[young mortar]

lmao

[wary willow]

expensive. I do web design 20$ per page

[naive agate]

oh my

[young mortar]

you could make one like that yourself

[crimson sapphire]

thats rather cheap

[young mortar]

honestly a 1 page static site isn't too bad

[crimson sapphire]

sounds too good to be true

[naive agate]

LMAO

[wary willow]

responsive. more than yours

[crimson sapphire]

now lets not argue shall we

[fallow crow]

This guy....

[young mortar]

haha, position: absolute;

[fallow crow]

😆

[naive agate]

I think $5,000 is the best price who vouches

[crimson sapphire]

Who is raymond?

[twin dune]

Only good web developers leave space for future content

[young mortar]

you don't wanna know lmao

[crimson sapphire]

I would love to know

[naive agate]

nasty

[crimson sapphire]

sounds like an ordinary person

can i speak to raymond

[young mortar]

nah, he left

[crimson sapphire]

i would like to get to know eachover

oh dear

[sturdy bobcat]

Activate Windows
Go to settings to active Windows

[twin dune]

Had that beauty since July 2019

[wary willow]

I AM THE MANGER

[sturdy bobcat]

that would be my 13th reason

[fallow crow]

Could you not even put the pictures in 😢

[naive agate]

Just go onto any website and click CTRL + S

[sturdy bobcat]

oh my god they did

[naive agate]

ez

[sturdy bobcat]

incredible

[young mortar]

yeah got timed out for a day or something and just left

[crimson sapphire]

oh so can i download a website and use it

[naive agate]

yes

[sturdy bobcat]

fr?

[crimson sapphire]

ahh

[sturdy bobcat]

hold

[crimson sapphire]

how much is that

[naive agate]

Free

[crimson sapphire]

hmm

but how do i put it onto the internet

do i just name it on my pc

[naive agate]

You just do it

[young mortar]

github pages

[sturdy bobcat]

https://i.gyazo.com/19b693e6c84b4d52cc2cb917fa07c02a.gif

fuck yeah we winning now

[crimson sapphire]

whats github?

[young mortar]

code hosting site

[crimson sapphire]

hmm whats that

[sturdy bobcat]

gonna copy paste hypixel

[naive agate]

CTRL + S Ori

[wary willow]

its like gitlab but nothing like it and much better

[light scaffold]

jithub

[crimson sapphire]

whats gitlab

[twin dune]

Nah, he was going on about why he downvoted lke everyone's #showcase and mention how the work shown was just a copy of something else and unoriginal. We were all then like "Analyticus".

[young mortar]

lmao

[sturdy bobcat]

hypixel leak

ez

[naive agate]

ez

[young mortar]

it's like bitbucket but not garbage

[naive agate]

free code

download it quick

[wary willow]

yes

[fallow crow]

You get all the CSS and JS too

Check your downloads folder

[wary willow]

yes with CTRL+S

well actually most

not all

[fallow crow]

You get all the CSS on that specific page

not the whole sit

could you imagine lol

[young mortar]

wow, that's surprisingly not very minified

oh might be chrome prettifier

[naive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/gah-weird-gif-11421000

[crimson sapphire]

who is annalise

[sturdy bobcat]

hell yeah

[young mortar]

chazza's girlfriend

[naive agate]

yes

[crimson sapphire]

ooh

well done chazza

[young mortar]

she's like 6 cents an hour or something!

[sturdy bobcat]

tthey don't have one what do you mean

[naive agate]

yup

very expensive

[wary willow]

god damn

[young mortar]

charged daily

[sturdy bobcat]

god damn can i get one

[crimson sapphire]

you have to pay for a girlfriend

[naive agate]

yes

for 6 cents an hour

[crimson sapphire]

last time i checked they were free 😆

[young mortar]

chazza does 😌

[crimson sapphire]

is he that clarted

he has to pay

[young mortar]

not sure what clarted means

[sturdy bobcat]

Become heterosexual (for only 6 cents/hour)

[young mortar]

but he likes PHP, if that's any indication

[light scaffold]

fucking clarted lmfao

[crimson sapphire]

its the slang on the youth

[naive agate]

SQL Injections here we come

[twin dune]

See here @frank pasture, Raymond deleted his message about it.

[young mortar]

which youth? brit*sh?

[sturdy bobcat]

its bri'ish slang

[young mortar]

ah classic

[light scaffold]

is it

[crimson sapphire]

yes

the local yobos say it all the time

i hear it on my evening strolls

[sturdy bobcat]

i am a local yobo

[light scaffold]

oh it's northern slang 🤢

[crimson sapphire]

many a youth

[naive agate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/645404112594272278/685664193596227640/Globama.gif

[crimson sapphire]

how is his head a cirlce?

[young mortar]

obamba

[light scaffold]

you're funny man

[naive agate]

GLOBAMA

GET IT RIGHT

[wary willow]

ROUNDBAMA*

[crimson sapphire]

obama has a fairly normal head in my opinion

looks edited

[sturdy bobcat]

[light scaffold]

piss syntax

[naive agate]

L

[sturdy bobcat]

okay barry

[naive agate]

L + RATIO

[young mortar]

oh my god it looks like C++ and some shitty map thing

[sturdy bobcat]

suck my third dick barry

[young mortar]

i hate PHP so much

[sturdy bobcat]

anyway yoooo im now a girlfriend

[naive agate]

BLITZ WANNA PLAY IM BORED AF

[crimson sapphire]

i can play

[naive agate]

no

you cant

[sturdy bobcat]

any roblox gamers

[crimson sapphire]

i have many games

[sturdy bobcat]

[crimson sapphire]

monopoly, draughts

[light scaffold]

have u ever played battle for wesnoth

[crimson sapphire]

upwords

[sturdy bobcat]

oh fuck yeah monopoly

[naive agate]

Do you have furry simulator

[twin dune]

Anyone got Phasmophobia and wants to play a game or two?

[crimson sapphire]

not sure what that is

ill google it

[sturdy bobcat]

phasmo got boring

[naive agate]

not rn

[sturdy bobcat]

[naive agate]

oh god

[crimson sapphire]

oh dear

[naive agate]

LMAO

[sturdy bobcat]

i miss the phase where you could just hold W and never die

[twin dune]

[crimson sapphire]

are those people dressed up as animals?

or are they actualyl animals

[sturdy bobcat]

yes

[crimson sapphire]

with hair dye

[naive agate]

both

[sturdy bobcat]

they're animals cosplaying humans

[crimson sapphire]

they look rather much humanoid

whats cosplaying

[sturdy bobcat]

dressing up

[crimson sapphire]

im not sure if i want to google that one

[naive agate]

they play

[sturdy bobcat]

what every virgin at comicon does

[naive agate]

@wary willow VALORANT?

[crimson sapphire]

what games to they play

[naive agate]

Uh

[wary willow]

click on my name

[sturdy bobcat]

fetch?

[naive agate]

I saw

[light scaffold]

Fer·nan·do Pó·ov

[naive agate]

I launched

[wary willow]

not playing btw

last game

going to sleep

[naive agate]

fr

bruh

[crimson sapphire]

i can play with you

[young mortar]

👀

[naive agate]

no no

[wary willow]

its 12 am. need to wake up early tomorrow

[crimson sapphire]

whats those eyes for

[naive agate]

plz BLITZ

[wary willow]

got a lot of things to do

nah

[crimson sapphire]

i can play

i will go and buy a copy of valorant

[naive agate]

how old are you

[wary willow]

25

-21

[crimson sapphire]

old enough 😆

[naive agate]

def under 18

lol

[crimson sapphire]

what shop do i get valorent from

[naive agate]

whoever says old enough means they are under the age of 18

[crimson sapphire]

ohh i wish

i miss them days

[light scaffold]

im over the age of 18 now

its epic

[crimson sapphire]

smoking weed every night

[naive agate]

You need to go to gamestop

[crimson sapphire]

drinking with my pals

[naive agate]

and get valorant there

[young mortar]

riot games, it even comes with a free rootkit!

[crimson sapphire]

wow!

[naive agate]

you get a CD version

[crimson sapphire]

i dont think my laptop has a cd

how do i check

[naive agate]

You just do

[crimson sapphire]

is it the rectangle

i have 2 of them

and a circle one

[naive agate]

yes

[crimson sapphire]

and a short thin one

[young mortar]

you don't know what a disk drive is? lmao

[crimson sapphire]

im looking for a cd

not a disk

which one is the disc

[young mortar]

a cd is a disk

[crimson sapphire]

ahh

what does it look like on my laptop though

ill send a picture of the one i have

[crimson sapphire]

oh i dont have a sticky outy bit

[naive agate]

hot lap top

[naive agate]

sticky? what

LOL

LMAOOO

[young mortar]

you press the button to get it to stick out

[crimson sapphire]

i cant get the picture

but the amazon is here

https://www.amazon.co.uk/HP-Elitebook-i5-3320M-Certified-Refurbished/dp/B071VZDZVT/ref=sr_1_14?crid=2WME1FUFFQ46O&keywords=intel%2Bduo%2Bcore%2Blaptop&qid=1649624736&sprefix=intel%2Bduo%2Bcore%2Blaptop%2Caps%2C60&sr=8-14&th=1

[young mortar]

yeah you don't have one

[crimson sapphire]

ahh

so i cant play valorent

[young mortar]

nah you can

[crimson sapphire]

oh really

but someone else said i need a cd

[young mortar]

https://playvalorant.com/en-us/

[young mortar]

wouldn't recommend

rootkit and all

but if ya really wanna

[naive agate]

got a new status

[crimson sapphire]

do i press save

or accept all

or reject all?

hello

anyone

[young mortar]

couldn't tell ya

barrier to entry is knowing how to download something

[crimson sapphire]

how do i do a screenshot

ill tell ya what im seeing

im not sure who raymond is

should i know her

or him

im not allowed to guess anymore

got told off by the grand children

[blazing oar]

Jokes on you I have 24gb ram VM for free

Forever

[crimson sapphire]

is vm valorent?

i havent got valorent

[blazing oar]

Nha was mainly speaking about another topic

[crimson sapphire]

seems like the new thing everyone is using

[young mortar]

nah csgo is the classic

[crimson sapphire]

is that a drug

[young mortar]

yup

[light scaffold]

😂

[blazing oar]

@uncut onyx I would watch some design course videos on YouTube

[crimson sapphire]

ope

is csgo illega

[light scaffold]

very

[crimson sapphire]

i dont see why you are discussing it on this forum then

[uncut onyx]

....

[crimson sapphire]

seems rather silly

raymond might snitch

[blazing oar]

Don’t feel offended, it’s just that, honestly, it’s bad, just trying to help

You aren’t following design principles

[crimson sapphire]

youve made him cry now

you should feel dissapointed

[blazing oar]

God if someone cries that easy don’t post your stuff in #showcase for feedback

[uncut onyx]

I actually don't even really cry at all

[crimson sapphire]

its ok to cry sometimes

its natural pal

[young mortar]

wait yeah is that a website or an app

[uncut onyx]

ui design

[young mortar]

of what

a website or an app

[uncut onyx]

a website..

[light scaffold]

a ui

duh

[blazing oar]

uh

[young mortar]

oh no lol

what does it look like not on mobile

[crimson sapphire]

where can i buy some csgo

[young mortar]

and why does it tile downwards first lol

[crimson sapphire]

i need it

[blazing oar]

it does look like it's on mobile

[light scaffold]

thats illegal

[crimson sapphire]

what are the side effects of csgo

i dont care if its illegal

[light scaffold]

immense pain

depression

[crimson sapphire]

i need it to think

[light scaffold]

anger

[uncut onyx]

fine I won't post till I get better

[crimson sapphire]

ok thanks santa

[light scaffold]

no not thanks

its not good

its very bad for you

[crimson sapphire]

oh is it

[light scaffold]

yes

[crimson sapphire]

do they sell it in waitrose

[light scaffold]

absolutely not

tory shop

[blazing oar]

https://designcourse.com/ 👀

[young mortar]

nah, Greggs

[light scaffold]

shut it

american

[crimson sapphire]

i dont appreciate your political slander

[light scaffold]

i will slander waitrose as much as i like

who are you to stop me?

[crimson sapphire]

my political stand point has nothing to do with internet strangers

[blazing oar]

no, don't. Post stuff and get feedback, simple as that.

[young mortar]

which one is the torys

[crimson sapphire]

i will tell the police you use csgo

[young mortar]

what are the parties in the UK

[light scaffold]

no but waitrose is a tory shop whether you like it or not

[young mortar]

i don't even remember

[light scaffold]

convervatives

[young mortar]

oh no bro

[light scaffold]

and then labour is the other one

[crimson sapphire]

i like priminister johnson though

[light scaffold]

and then theres the liberal democrats that do nothing

[crimson sapphire]

think hes a great bloke

[elfin minnow]

💀

[young mortar]

lol

[blazing oar]

@uncut onyx I started learning UI Design with this channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/DesignCourse

[light scaffold]

true!

[young mortar]

he is a funny lad

that's for sure

[crimson sapphire]

its nice to see people agree with me

[light scaffold]

yeah mate

[young mortar]

don't really know about his policies though

[crimson sapphire]

i dont think hes meant to be

[light scaffold]

so if youre over 18 who did you vote for

[crimson sapphire]

ukip

[uncut onyx]

that youtuber looks interesting

[crimson sapphire]

obviously

[light scaffold]

bahahahaha

[young mortar]

oh no lol

[light scaffold]

based

[crimson sapphire]

we love the environment

[light scaffold]

clearly

[crimson sapphire]

and hate europe

[light scaffold]

bloody immigrants

[crimson sapphire]

but that doesnt matter anyway

my political views are irrelivent to you

[young mortar]

what if you
wanted to move to somewhere in europe with your UK citizenship
but UKIP said
"no"

[light scaffold]

im just making conversation man

[crimson sapphire]

listen here

[light scaffold]

hey dont be rude

[sturdy bobcat]

we're not in a vc

[uncut onyx]

Why are we talking about csgo for?

[young mortar]

now I have to get a visa

[crimson sapphire]

i just want to play valorent or use some csgo

[young mortar]

this is so sad

i just wanted to live in Bristol and get stabbed

[light scaffold]

u would have to get one either way lmao

[crimson sapphire]

but nobody is telling me how

[sturdy bobcat]

how about we use some valorant

[young mortar]

not with UK citizenship 😉

[light scaffold]

oh yeah

forgot about that

[uncut onyx]

@crimson sapphire What you need help with?

[young mortar]

lmao

[crimson sapphire]

playing a valorent or using some csgo

[light scaffold]

gonna overdose on overwatch later

[crimson sapphire]

but apparently csgo is illegal

[sturdy bobcat]

https://i.gyazo.com/b3123205a4de058a34652701d77931f0.gif

[crimson sapphire]

dont be rude

[uncut onyx]

tf

[light scaffold]

whats rude about that

[crimson sapphire]

your clearly taking the mick

[light scaffold]

honestly man your attitude needs to change

i am NOT

[sturdy bobcat]

when are we gonna terrorise the diamond ranked games with our cracked support plays

[uncut onyx]

Brister you play Apex Legends?

[crimson sapphire]

i know valorent is a game not a drug

[sturdy bobcat]

honestly

its both

[crimson sapphire]

how so?

[light scaffold]

soon babe dw

[light scaffold]

absolutely not

[sturdy bobcat]

an unhealthy addiction

[crimson sapphire]

but you dont consume a video game?

[uncut onyx]

it's on computer I had it zoom out to take a screenshot

[sturdy bobcat]

a metaphorical drug

[crimson sapphire]

unless you eat the cd?

[sturdy bobcat]

almost no one uses CDs anymore

[light scaffold]

valorant floppy disk

[crimson sapphire]

i apprently done have one