off-topic

[young mortar]

like you need to know that the derivative of a position is velocity and the derivative of that is acceleration if you need to find acceleration

[analog marlin]

i did it

i can retire now

[fallow crow]

wait till tomorrow it drops to 0 lol

[analog marlin]

dont drag me out of my retirement 😠

anyways this one server in South Africa better be grateful

i put blood, sweat and 4 hours of my time into that plugin

[lofty harbor]

The dupe one?

Sending it to South Africa must have been expensive

[young mortar]

i mean the shipping costs alone!

that plane was probably empty except for your plugin

[junior prism]

It wasn’t until I started taking other language courses that I realized a lot of English words are very obnoxiously spelled

[fallow crow]

Geeeen :DDD

@junior prism yo 👀

[young mortar]

#bot-commands message

[fallow crow]

Wat

Gen = green?

Lol

[young mortar]

oh I read that wrong

and thien reacted with the team green

so i had to flex my blue status on y'all

[fallow crow]

Gen is an old pal

As you can clearly tell not active in here

Tier 0 lol

[sharp sky]

That shield is a joke lol

But still

#1

[long summit]

Me

[boreal escarp]

Who doesnt love a little but of Portugueseiwiuwabj

[frozen escarp]

who what the

[eternal apex]

@fallow crow reason for fr?

[lament ember]

he wanted to ask a Spigot question

dw, he added me and I helped him out

[lost sail]

Hey, im looking for some cool Icons/Designs from Minecraft that are free to use

somebody has an Idea?

[magic summit]

GG YouTube

[fallow crow]

oh okay phew it's not just me

[magic summit]

So it IS a common issue

Good

[analog marlin]

huh

[fallow crow]

videos and other pages (history etc) do work

seems to be the main landing page only

[magic summit]

But how tf can you mess the frontpage up?

[velvet crescent]

works fine for me

[fallow crow]

Weird

[queen jewel]

Works fine for me as well

[fallow crow]

well damn okay

rip

[queen jewel]

Maybe its an issue in your region

[magic summit]

It's fixed now for me

[queen jewel]

ah

[fallow crow]

yeah seems to be aok

smh

[queen jewel]

lol

[magic summit]

Still posted on Twitter

[fair island]

#827055634586271775 message fake budget?

[fallow crow]

@fallow crow don't bump your request (#827055634586271775), see the pinned message in there for requesting rules

What does that mean

It means what it means, bumping your request is not permitted

see the pinned message in there for requesting rules

[queen jewel]

1-infinity also, tf is this

xD

[fallow crow]

inflation go brrrrrrr

[queen jewel]

lmao

[fair island]

i want infinity pay

[analog marlin]

i'm a fair person, i'll take the average of that range

[queen jewel]

😌

[sullen sorrel]

lmao

[fair island]

why is this bad apple thing so addicting to watch? It's just so smooth

[twin dune]

@young mortar I think we've got the cherry on-top

[fair island]

that's like super dark mode wtf

[twin dune]

Mhm

[fair island]

its horrible

[twin dune]

Nope

[fair island]

I like the current one

it's like gray but it doesn't destroy eyes

[velvet crescent]

Amoled theme

[fair island]

wtf

[sharp sky]

Got this as well

[fair island]

there's Light Mode or Dark Mode

[sharp sky]

There's a hidden mode called "Super AMOLED"

[fair island]

I got a new chair coming today, should i build it during the zoom call

[sharp sky]

Works in android only i think

[magic summit]

I use that

[fair island]

but why

[magic summit]

I like it

[fair island]

Isn't this fine? https://i.imgur.com/TwV4wY8.png

[sharp sky]

Not a fan of that amoled mode, kinda weird

[sullen sorrel]

yes

[fair island]

why nobody else use it

[sullen sorrel]

i use it sometimes

[analog marlin]

how do you enable the amoled mode

[sharp sky]

Just tap a lot in Dark mode option

[sullen sorrel]

but i dont like how all the name colors suck

against white

[sharp sky]

Tap on Light mode a lot will cause something... different

[fair island]

where is BM

[analog marlin]

i see

[sharp sky]

Only in android

[fair island]

wait he has school LUL

[sullen sorrel]

it's as if all the roles are made for dark mode 😔

[sharp sky]

The future of a new cyclone game

[sullen sorrel]

👀

[light scaffold]

And

[sullen sorrel]

hi bm

r u busy

[fair island]

oh i summoned bm

[sullen sorrel]

maybe i should relearn haskell

[fair island]

imagine having school tho

[sharp sky]

If only the breadboard i am using had a better grip bruh

[light scaffold]

Yes you should

[light scaffold]

I can always make time for Haskell

[sullen sorrel]

hmmm

i still know all the basics

main = putStrLn "Haskell good"

[light scaffold]

Learn more

[fair island]

just learn java its better?

[sullen sorrel]

we need /run

[light scaffold]

yeah Helpchat bad

[sullen sorrel]

developer den good

[light scaffold]

So true

Anyway

Dkim

How many monads do you know

[sullen sorrel]

uh

i forgot what monads are

[light scaffold]

lol

Uh

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[sharp sky]

If i were making a new cyclone with printed circuit board, what LED type should I be using?

Like, handheld version

SMD or the normal light

[latent schooner]

#827055634586271775

$57,000?

tf

[sharp sky]

Right? 👀

[light scaffold]

From the perspective of a Haskell programmer, however, it is best to think of a monad as an abstract datatype of actions

[wary willow]

How can you miss the infinity one tho?

[light scaffold]

I saw that message btw

[latent schooner]

lmao was that you piggy who deleted Ivans?

[light scaffold]

And yeah kinda

[sharp sky]

SMD LED looks like this

[latent schooner]

who did Dkim?

ah

[fallow crow]

but like x10000 smaller lol

[light scaffold]

Stop deleting

[sullen sorrel]

sorry

[sharp sky]

I need a type for my handheld cyclone game

[sullen sorrel]

anyways

[wary willow]

@sullen sorrel ^^^ please stop. Its annoying

learn to live with your mistakes

[twin dune]

Anyone know how to TPS lock?

[light scaffold]

no

[sullen sorrel]

ok staff 😱

[twin dune]

:(

[light scaffold]

👍

[sharp sky]

@fallow crow

[sullen sorrel]

y u ping fefo

[fallow crow]

@sharp sky

[sharp sky]

.

[fallow crow]

ah

[latent schooner]

"When in doubt ping fefo"
Have you never heard that before?

[sullen sorrel]

ah

fefo knows everything

[latent schooner]

I've been told it like 10 times

lol

[sharp sky]

I wanna crush him 👀

[sullen sorrel]

woat

[light scaffold]

@fallow crow I can write a custom GC in a fast language (such as clojure) for $50000, DM me

[sharp sky]

He is leading my xp level

[wary willow]

done @sullen sorrel

[sullen sorrel]

alr

[sharp sky]

I ... no idea what even is going on

@wary willow got caught in the middle of examination week 😂, so delay for bug fixtures of JS-Expansion 1.7

[wary willow]

no worries

I didn't even get to try the other stuff yet

[velvet crescent]

if (!obj.hasReference()) obj.delete();

ez claps

[light scaffold]

(if (not (.hasReference obj)) (.delete obj)) 🙂

[fallow crow]

foundation needs to be in Java

[sharp sky]

My question still hasn't been answered...

[fallow crow]

Clojure compiles to JVM bytecode FYI

[velvet crescent]

why in the hell would you make it in java

[fallow crow]

Just like Java

[sharp sky]

Welp, screw it, I'ma just ask my question in electronic discord then...

[fallow crow]

To make it stupid slow from the very beginning

duh

[light scaffold]

Clojure is java

[fallow crow]

But better

[sullen sorrel]

helpchat = doesn't know about electronics

[eternal apex]

wots the question

i'm doing electricity in physics

[sharp sky]

.

[eternal apex]

oh

yeah no clue

[sharp sky]

That's not even electronic related

[sullen sorrel]

🥲

[analog marlin]

piggy, may I request a pardon

[eternal apex]

for what

when did you get service muted

and for what reason

[sharp sky]

Like, the size of the LED I will be using to fit a pcb

[analog marlin]

just a few minutes ago

[sullen sorrel]

oh

[sharp sky]

I am planning a 25 LED RGB

[sullen sorrel]

[fallow crow]

well.. I haven't really had much experience with it so I'd steer away for now

[analog marlin]

for making a satirical post in lieu of Vision's

[sullen sorrel]

bm was joking-

[fallow crow]

oh

[sharp sky]

Currently I only have 20 rgb leds

[sullen sorrel]

it's that your request is a bit...

[eternal apex]

$57000 lol

[sullen sorrel]

making everyone think you're a troll account

[fallow crow]

I've been here for like a month

[fallow crow]

I mean in reality if you're gonna go SMD:

1. that's gonna take a lot of time and patience
2. you should probably go SMD all the way
3. it's gonna look nicer in the end though

how do people think I'm a troll

I mean...

[sharp sky]

At that amount of budget, host a game show or something 😂

[analog marlin]

vision you never ended up giving any proof about the server you claimed to own

[fallow crow]

this is a minecraft discord guild lmao

[sullen sorrel]

sql gc?

iirc ur making a 1.6 server?

[light scaffold]

Fine. Jython, final offer.

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[light scaffold]

I'll even do $45k

[velvet crescent]

is that python but java?

[sullen sorrel]

😮

[analog marlin]

that's a bargain

[sullen sorrel]

a very good one indeed

[eternal apex]

Ivan mute stays for 48 hours

no bs in service channels

[fallow crow]

A staff member told me to remove message if it was you dm me why

[analog marlin]

alright, i'm fine with that

[fallow crow]

python wont really work for me

And what to remove

[analog marlin]

thank you piggy

[fallow crow]

I'm scrapping this

[sullen sorrel]

lol

good

[fallow crow]

Bumping your request is against the rules

See the pinned message there..

I plan to let go of my main server soon anyways, I'll sell it & use the funds to create a more up to date network

Maybe something in 1.12 or so, but I have zero experience with that API

up to date

[sharp sky]

So far my modified air mouse is still holding... no heats or burns yet...

[analog marlin]

that looks volatile

[fallow crow]

legit

well 1.16 is out of the question for now, its performance isnt good even with airplane

[sullen sorrel]

that was a joke...

[light scaffold]

Python on the JVM

[light scaffold]

Why the hell not

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[sharp sky]

Supposed to be 3.7V Li-ion battery required

[fallow crow]

we're using C++ for anything python would need to be used for

[sharp sky]

But that battery in the tube is 18650

[fallow crow]

oh shit it's fc

[muted fern]

It was removed as 1) bumping isn't allowed, and 2) infinity is not a budget

[fallow crow]

Yes it is but ok

not it is not?

[sharp sky]

You have to make a specific range

[sullen sorrel]

what

[fallow crow]

I said you can make 1-infinity

Fr you can

[sullen sorrel]

❓

[light scaffold]

Double.INFINITY exists sooooooo

[fallow crow]

Lmao

[fallow crow]

oh can you?

please read the guidelines

Yes

https://helpch.at/faq/request-paid

[sullen sorrel]

jeez u rich

u should donate some money to me

[fallow crow]

^ request guidelines

[sullen sorrel]

🙂

[fallow crow]

No lol it’s based off of your work

You get money you generate

[light scaffold]

you got a problem with python or something? Huh?? Come on man let's hear it

[sullen sorrel]

you're saying if i do well you'll give me 10 trillion dollars?

[sharp sky]

hear* ?

[fallow crow]

If you do it yes

Technically yes

[fallow crow]

not really

It’s unrealistic but yeah it’s possible

just not needed for my software

python is for search engines

[sharp sky]

Bro

Just host a game show bruh

[analog marlin]

python is regularly used to generate cpp code

[sharp sky]

You will get so much popular than this

[eternal apex]

python aint for search engines

python is for scripting and cheap proof of concepts

[fallow crow]

why would I host a game show Lol

[light scaffold]

Then WHY can't I use Jython huh?????

[sullen sorrel]

well... put the budget to $10000000000000000000000000000

not infinity

🙂

[fallow crow]

C++ is better than python

[sullen sorrel]

/s put a reasonable budget

[sharp sky]

Popularity :)

You have a lot of budget

[fallow crow]

also anyone here familiar with cryptol?

I need cryptographic signatures on every module for the software

and an impenetrable firewall/security base

[light scaffold]

Yep

I can do that

[sullen sorrel]

lmao

[fallow crow]

without python please

[stray geyser]

Unfortunately I don't know much about garbage and data collectors however I do know about data to garbage converters

[light scaffold]

Source?

[sullen sorrel]

🥲

[sharp sky]

Just hand everything to BM. He is god

[sullen sorrel]

bm remember me when you get rich

[light scaffold]

How about a compromise. I will write 50% in C++ and the other 50% in Scala

[light scaffold]

No

[sullen sorrel]

oh

ok

[light scaffold]

:)

[light scaffold]

jk

[sharp sky]

Speaking of budget... how much did you actually earn from all these HC requests @light scaffold 👀

[light scaffold]

$50k

[fallow crow]

it needs to be 100% in Cryptol

[eternal apex]

vision there's a direct correlation between language complexity and runtime speed

[light scaffold]

That's not a real word

[eternal apex]

what i'm saying is that you should really get your stuff written in brainfuck

as it's an extremely simple language

and therefore speedy

[fallow crow]

Cryptol is a coding language

[light scaffold]

No it's not

[fallow crow]

yes it is

[analog marlin]

it is sadly

[eternal apex]

cryptol sounds like a drug

[stray geyser]

Cryptol is a chemical element

[light scaffold]

Oh shit it is

[analog marlin]

according to wikipedia it's a language used for generating encryption algorithms

[fallow crow]

so what do you do? slap some numbers and it generates an algo? lol

we need maximum cryptographic signature security & encryption for every module

& a firewall built in it

[light scaffold]

I can make SHA-1024

[analog marlin]

apparently that's exactly what happens lol

[stray geyser]

Let's invent a new encryption

[fallow crow]

lmfao what

we also need a malware module coded and integrated into the firewall which can be used to identify other viruses

[stray geyser]

You tell me your message and I will decide who gets it at my own discretion

[analog marlin]

this is the SHA-1 implementation in cryptol

f : ([8], [32], [32], [32]) -> [32] f (t, x, y, z) = if (0 <= t) && (t <= 19) then (x && y) ^ (~x && z) | (20 <= t) && (t <= 39) then x ^ y ^ z | (40 <= t) && (t <= 59) then (x && y) ^ (x && z) ^ (y && z) | (60 <= t) && (t <= 79) then x ^ y ^ z else error "f: t out of range"

[fallow crow]

lol what

damn okay

[eternal apex]

looks like a compressed c++ ray tracer

[fallow crow]

lol

[analog marlin]

it doesn't seem useful for anything besides what it was built for

[fallow crow]

we need it for what its built for

[analog marlin]

are you making a cryptographic function

[light scaffold]

I can make a malware in Haskell (disclaimer: it will do nothing)

[analog marlin]

if you're making anything besides that you'll need something other than cryptol

[analog marlin]

pure malware

[light scaffold]

^

[fallow crow]

were adding cryptographic signatures to every module

& also using it for encryption

[light scaffold]

malware with no side effects 😌

[analog marlin]

are you planning on making custom encryption algorithms

[fallow crow]

yea

[lament ember]

bad idea

why?

[analog marlin]

i hope you at least make them publically available when you're done

so we can marvel at them

[light scaffold]

no proprietary only

[lament ember]

yeah making them private is stupid

[fallow crow]

were being very secure with the software

[lament ember]

security through obscurity never works

[light scaffold]

@fallow crow how do you feel about Julia? I hear it is one of the most secure languages in the world

[fallow crow]

since im not aiming to sell it or get any profit from it

havent heard of it

[light scaffold]

I will make you a new encryption algorithm in julia

[lament ember]

the idea that “if they don’t know how it works then they can’t break it” never works

[light scaffold]

$10k/week

easy to use

Fast

Efficient

[fallow crow]

if you can do it in cryptol

you have a deal

[light scaffold]

fine

deal

[lament ember]

BM stfu

[light scaffold]

?

[lament ember]

there is no way you’re making anything close to AES or ChaCha

[light scaffold]

yeah it'll be better

[analog marlin]

no reason you can't start with AES

and adjust it

[light scaffold]

BM_5

[lament ember]

just use AES

easy

[fallow crow]

Are you able to sign a contract? I don't have a company or a legal structure but its just a confidentiality act

[light scaffold]

Sure

[fallow crow]

a much more strict NDA basically

[lament ember]

every big company in the world uses a public encryption standard for encryption

[light scaffold]

Source?

[fallow crow]

"trust me dude fr"

alright just send me an ID

[wary willow]

1234

[fallow crow]

and past work

[wary willow]

github.com/blitzoffline

[lament ember]

TLS uses AES or ChaCha 99% of the time

[fallow crow]

is that in cryptol?

[light scaffold]

Alright man

[lament ember]

no idea what Cryptol even is

[fallow crow]

just so you know "Cryptol" is no holy grail...

[lament ember]

TLS is used by all big browsers and big sites

[light scaffold]

proof of past work: used to work at Apple, I was CTO at Google for a few years, and invented Azure
Id: 5169bmknightzmc.github.com

[fallow crow]

oh I forgot to mention this in my request-paid

[lament ember]

lol

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[fallow crow]

if theres any Voltinax developers I'm willing to pay a lot for that as well

[lament ember]

don’t actually believe him

[light scaffold]

yes

[lament ember]

tf is Voltinax

[fallow crow]

security language

[lament ember]

BM stop wasting this poor guy’s time

[light scaffold]

Learnt that in my 4th degree at Cambridge

It was pretty easy ngl

[wary willow]

BM why u lying? It was the 5th

I was there remember?

[light scaffold]

Oh whoops

Yeah man!

Sorry I forgot

[lament ember]

I hope you’ve realised he’s messing with you @fallow crow

[analog marlin]

too much information in that giant head of yours

[sharp sky]

#off-topic message

[fallow crow]

Oh

[light scaffold]

I'm not

[sullen sorrel]

🤦‍♂️

[wary willow]

What you talking about? I can guarantee for Bridget

[fallow crow]

well I just need a cryptol developer right now, thats the main thing I need

[light scaffold]

Dude I've completely forgotten what the 2nd MIT course talked about

[wary willow]

Been a classmate with him for a few years at Cambridge

[fallow crow]

and a voltinax dev but theres a very low chance ill find that here

[lament ember]

“4th degree” you’re still doing A-Levels BM

[light scaffold]

Yeah me and blitz are pros

[wary willow]

he got me a job at apple. great guy

[light scaffold]

?

[fallow crow]

in cryptol or what?

[light scaffold]

yeah man

[fallow crow]

Just use SHA-3...

[lament ember]

here is not the place, told you that in DMs

[light scaffold]

we actually had a few lectures from the creator of Cryptol

[analog marlin]

if you need some context
#minecraft message

[lament ember]

okay what

[fallow crow]

We have reasons to use our own cryptographic signatures & encryption

Literally no single human will be able to make anything remotely as secure as SHA-3 even if it's proprietary

[lament ember]

what reasons?

[fallow crow]

we're hooking it into several firewall layers which are coded in different languages at times

[sharp sky]

Didn't you just ask what "Cryptol" is a while ago? 👀

[sullen sorrel]

16 years?

[fallow crow]

RSA & SHA-3 that's literally all you really need

[analog marlin]

🤷‍♂️

[light scaffold]

You're forgetting about me

[light scaffold]

Of course not

[lament ember]

just implement an existing standard in those languages then

[fallow crow]

the main one being Voltinax which can only be powered through Cryptol Encryption

There is no way on earth you're getting anything any better

Not even 1% as good

[analog marlin]

what's sha 3

is that like aes

[lament ember]

the new SHA

[fallow crow]

like SHA-2

but +1

[sharp sky]

Oh ok

[lament ember]

more secure than SHA-2

[analog marlin]

is there a practical difference between sha 3 and aes

[stray geyser]

New sha just dropped 😳

[wary willow]

man you haven't seen me and BM work together. ya'll some haters

[lament ember]

well if those are good languages you can program in then you can implement an existing standard

[stray geyser]

No

[analog marlin]

also i thought sha was just used to get the hash of something

[wary willow]

we'll make the most secure encryption ever.

[lament ember]

making your own standard is very naive

[light scaffold]

@fallow crow Thoughts on ALGOL 58?

[stray geyser]

Honestly you'll never need anything more secure than md5

[light scaffold]

We literally made apple together

[fallow crow]

and prone to failure...

this is the voltinax codestrip needed to connect to cryptol https://paste.helpch.at/otenodoyon.css

[lament ember]

not even Google or Microsoft bother trying that

[fallow crow]

like a fucking lot

we made it ourselves

even if it's proprietary

[light scaffold]

Yeah cuz they don't have me and blitz on their team

[wary willow]

yeah. legally they stole it from us but we'll get it back one day

[light scaffold]

I hate Tim Apple

[stray geyser]

Hiding the algorithm is what makes an encryption secure

[light scaffold]

So true

[lament ember]

Google isn’t stupid enough to try and come up with their own encryption standard

[fallow crow]

Vision you are living your own world of happy little lies, that's all I'm saying

[lament ember]

just not true (ik it’s a joke but some may not)

[light scaffold]

Google is stupid, me and blitz have done it like 4 times before

[fallow crow]

how

Did you read absolutely nothing from what we've all been saying?

[sullen sorrel]

..

[fallow crow]

Holy shit you really do tunnel Vision

[lament ember]

there is 0 reason why you should need a custom encryption standard

[analog marlin]

this has been the common theme with every interaction with him for the past month

[lament ember]

literally 0

[light scaffold]

Source?

[fallow crow]

we need it for our voltinax modules

[sharp sky]

This youtube already knows what I needed...

[fallow crow]

and voltinax firewall

[lament ember]

it won’t make your app more secure

[light scaffold]

Yes it will

[lament ember]

in fact, it’s more likely to make it less secure

BM enough now

[wary willow]

I remember when I bought a new desk chair and literally every add in instagram and youtube was about the same chair I bought lmao

for like a month or 2

[fallow crow]

whats that

[fallow crow]

Again by a factor of a fucking lot

the song?

tunnel vision
Learn to pronounce
noun
defective sight in which objects cannot be properly seen if not close to the centre of the field of view.
INFORMAL
the tendency to focus exclusively on a single or limited objective or view.
"she has tunnel vision in all matters of opinion and morality"

[wary willow]

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

[fallow crow]

ah ok

[sullen sorrel]

Learn to pronounce

[fallow crow]

thought you were talking about the song

[lament ember]

I literally said that if those languages are any good you can implement the standards in them

[fallow crow]

pop smoke or dababy or whatever

anyways

idk any of those

[wary willow]

lmao

[fallow crow]

I don't have that condition

you don't know pop smoke?

thankfully

[lament ember]

not the point anyway

[fallow crow]

how..

[sullen sorrel]

the tendency to focus exclusively on a single or limited objective or view.

[fallow crow]

well you definitely do because you didn't even read the second part apparently...

sigh

[lament ember]

you have no reason to ever have to make your own encryption standard

[fallow crow]

its not viable to use a public encryption because were doing it in mass

[lament ember]

that’s just a fact

[lament ember]

just not true

use AES

[analog marlin]

weird how google's been managing then

[lament ember]

if that was true then Google, Microsoft, etc. would have their own private standards

[fallow crow]

google is 1 software

wat

WAT

[lament ember]

lol

[fallow crow]

WAAAT

AHAHAH

our software is like 3000+ modules & 10 main softwares

HAHAHS

okay you are fucking trolling

[light scaffold]

surely not

[lament ember]

yeah Google has more modules than you could ever dream of

[analog marlin]

#minecraft message

[fallow crow]

I'm not saying google is 1 software in the sense that it has 1 class or something

Im saying its 1 thing

[lament ember]

no

[fallow crow]

not at all

holy

[lament ember]

no it’s not

[fallow crow]

its made with 1 language (python)

[analog marlin]

google is a company

it is not one thing

[fallow crow]

??????????????

[lament ember]

not true

[lament ember]

nope

[fallow crow]

okay and HTML

lol

please do everyone a favor and get the fuck out of this server

[lament ember]

nope

[sullen sorrel]

but my xp

[lament ember]

I hope you find your developer

[fallow crow]

well I mean

[lament ember]

but be careful because you are very naive

[fallow crow]

man I haven't had such a good laugh in years

awesome joke btw

+rep

[sullen sorrel]

extremely

[lament ember]

“Google is 1 software” lol

[fading grove]

uh

sir

you high?

what are you on?

Give me some of that shit

[lament ember]

no, he’s just very naive

[fallow crow]

their own proprietary drug

bet

[fading grove]

Damn

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[fading grove]

I guess their drug is made out of "1 chemical"

[sullen sorrel]

nah its made of 30000+

[fading grove]

thats the point lmao

[lament ember]

Google is fucking huge, and it’s made up of many, many modules in many, many languages

[fading grove]

Vision are you a software developer? lol

[fallow crow]

#minecraft message

[fading grove]

cause you seem to act like the average server owner

Yeah nope

[lament ember]

Google’s open source repository count is in the hundreds, if not thousands for a reason

[fading grove]

I'm so happy I am in school so I don't have to talk to a bunch of shits

lol

I have a free block

[lament ember]

I’m in history rn lol

[fading grove]

zoom?

[fallow crow]

damn bru

Regardless my GCDC software is the future, and I have a vision™

🙂

[fading grove]

?

[wary willow]

smh

[fading grove]

more like pre-mature developed software

lol

[lament ember]

if you think that you need your own encryption standard to make your software secure then I’m sorry but your software has no future

[fallow crow]

Uh sure you're definitely becoming the Valve of uuh.. whatever tf you do lol

its the only way to use voltinax properly

[uneven tree]

True when can I join you to take over Elon musk?

[fading grove]

I'm sorry, but is he that stupid to realize that Java can't be encrypted?

well it can (jar file)

but the code

[analog marlin]

wot

[fading grove]

cannot be. Only obsfucated

[fallow crow]

the java itself isnt being encrypted

[fading grove]

either way

[fallow crow]

voltinax is an encryption wall around any java modules

[fading grove]

stoopid

[fading grove]

let me ask you a question

what are java modules

enlighten us

[fallow crow]

modules made with java

[analog marlin]

i think (hope) he's talking about network traffic / data when he wants custom encryption

[lament ember]

what are you trying to make btw?

[fallow crow]

.....

[analog marlin]

not encrypting the actual software

[fading grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-kek-bttv-twitch-emote-gif-15123134

[uneven tree]

He probably means any ordinary java application pulse

[lament ember]

because this is starting to remind me of Pronerium

[fading grove]

he claims to be a software developer

lol

[uneven tree]

Maybe he is👀

James Gosling undercover

[fallow crow]

Hopefully not

[fading grove]

Conclure he said that using a TPS cap will make his server faster

[uneven tree]

Lmfao

[lament ember]

wait you’re working on your own GC?

[fallow crow]

Hahaha true

Forgot about that one

our GCDC is a lot of C++, Java & some modules as well as a complex variation of databases, some completely coded custom

[fading grove]

Sir

wanna look at my project?

[lament ember]

what does it do?

[fading grove]

it uses C++, Java, Kotlin

[fallow crow]

tied together through a network which is enclosed by voltinax

[lament ember]

what does this GCDG thing do?

[fading grove]

You think you're project is so special lol

[fallow crow]

which is powered through cryptol encryption/cryptographic signatures

Yeah I can't stand this bullshit anymore

Holy

Its a garbage collector & data collector

[lament ember]

omg

[fading grove]

Explain us your algorithm Vision

enlighten us

[lament ember]

you won’t beat HotSpot’s GC

give up now

[fading grove]

if your Garbage Collector is so perfect, explain us your algorithm that you devised within 1 month

with 1 or 2 developers

that manages to beat the HotSpot GC

which has been developed by thousands of devs

and worked on for years

[fallow crow]

We use data utilization

t

[fading grove]

Explain that

Explain data utilization then

[fallow crow]

our garbage collector isn't just a GC

its a GC-DC

[lament ember]

give up now, you won’t beat HotSpot’s GC

[fallow crow]

alongside certain aspects of an antivirus

[fading grove]

Yes, you just added two letters at the end to make other people think its so good

lol

[analog marlin]

direct current, of** course**

[fallow crow]

data collector

[fading grove]

Guys omgomg hes gonna steal our data and cookies

[lament ember]

what kind of data?

[fallow crow]

Anti virus

Whaaat

data from the garbage collector as well as any malware inputs

yes it has certain code to behave like an antivirus

Are you purposely injecting malware into your own software?

[fading grove]

lol

[fallow crow]

hence why we're having a malware module integrated inside voltinax

[lament ember]

you know what a profiler is?

[fading grove]

@fallow crow this is fucking hilarious

lol

[fallow crow]

Yeah I can't even

[lament ember]

also, gl making something that collects data and garbage well with low overhead

and if you’re encrypting data within the VM then you’re fucked

encryption is fast, but not that fast

[fallow crow]

hence the utilization of cryptol

[lament ember]

even if you use AES

[fallow crow]

Cryptol doesn't do magic

[fading grove]

AES is insanely slow

[fallow crow]

Magic doesn't exist

[lament ember]

you thinking that you can beat AES?

[fading grove]

Dude he would need to use an md5 hash

[analog marlin]

aes isn't that slow

[fading grove]

it is for a gc

Very significantly slow

[analog marlin]

well thats true

[lament ember]

fastest we have atm

[fading grove]

Fefo knows I am big on optimization

lol

[fading grove]

Fastest + Best Encryption

[analog marlin]

but at that point everything is too slow 🥲

[fading grove]

md5 is arguablly faster, but just dont

lol

and also the actual dude sucks

[fallow crow]

its potentially the most optimized GC out there

once its done

What the fuck

What the fuck

[analog marlin]

my gc is also the most optimized gc

once i finish it

[fallow crow]

Are you even thinking

[lament ember]

MD5 is a hash function, not an encryption algorithm

[fading grove]

oh im stupid

lmao

why did i confuse that

[fallow crow]

Are you even utilizing at least 2 braincells?

[fading grove]

Okay bardy please excuse me

[lament ember]

hahahahahahahaha you are fucking deluded

[fallow crow]

Thats why its codebase is through a restructured MySQL database and Java is just being structured within it

[fading grove]

I was comparing stuff like aes/rsa to md5/sha256

im a dumbass

lol

[analog marlin]

oh are you still going with your sql database gc idea vision

keep up the good work

:/

[fallow crow]

yeah, but its expanded heavily now

its 10x the size

[lament ember]

I will give you my first born child if you somehow make a GC that also collects and encrypts data that’s faster than HotSpot’s GC

[fallow crow]

hotspot doesnt collect any data or encrypt anything

it collects garbage

Bardy

Actually

[fading grove]

do you know what "garbage collector" means

[fallow crow]

Vision has a point

[fading grove]

lol

[lament ember]

exactly, so HotSpot is going to be, by definition, astronomically faster

[lament ember]

which point?

[fallow crow]

Vision has a point tho, it is the fastest if it's the only one that exists

[fading grove]

lol

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[fading grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775

[lament ember]

I guess

he said it’s going to be the most optimised GC out there

[analog marlin]

so in other words

[fallow crow]

I'm putting all my funds upfront for it

[analog marlin]

he's going to delete all other gcs

[fading grove]

omgomgomg

[fallow crow]

Including funds from networks I've owned & my Bitcoin

[lament ember]

not only will it be slower than HotSpot’s though, HotSpot is free

[fading grove]

omg omg omg

his 1 dev team

gonna beat thousands

and many hours

omgomg

omgomg

so cool

[fallow crow]

read this #827055634586271775 message

its not 1 dev

infact its 0 rn

[lament ember]

yeah you’re gonna waste all this

[fallow crow]

dont think so

[fading grove]

yeah I bet the other one left

lol

the one with the tps locker

u dumbfuck

[fallow crow]

nope hes still working around the clock rn

[fading grove]

.

[fallow crow]

on my server

[lament ember]

and it’ll stay 0 as long as you explain what you want before hiring people

[analog marlin]

vision can you invite him to this discord

i think i asked this before

[fallow crow]

I mean sure if he wants to join

[lament ember]

nobody is stupid enough to think that this is a good idea

[fading grove]

@fallow crow

[fallow crow]

yes

[lament ember]

except for you

[fading grove]

you should watch this video i made

https://youtu.be/f43DR1ZvPrE

[lament ember]

lol

[fallow crow]

ik how to do that

I have 50+ custom plugins on my server currently, all optimized to the max 🙂

my server isnt my concern rn though, its the GCDC

[fading grove]

lol

[lament ember]

you think you can pull off the most optimised GC ever made and you didn’t even know what a GPU is

[fading grove]

Dont worry, he wont care about hardware acceleration either!

lmao

[fallow crow]

GPU doesnt have anything to do with GC

[lament ember]

something doesn’t add up here

[fallow crow]

its CPU

[lament ember]

do you even know how a GC works internally?

[fallow crow]

yeah

[fading grove]

actually, the GPU has a lot to do with the garbage collector

such as OpenGL

You clearly never ran a large modpack before

[fallow crow]

but it'll be easier to see how it works internally when everything it does is displayed through a database

[fading grove]

or use mods at all

lmao

[fallow crow]

Actually I own cheatbreaker right now so I have

lol

You can't not be a troll

[fading grove]

btw, if you know how I played videos whats the algorithm lol

[fallow crow]

alrighty

[fading grove]

fefo and I discussed a huge ass algorithm yesterday

lmao

you wanna see it?

[fallow crow]

videos?

[fading grove]

Yes about video playing

[fallow crow]

just press play

xD

[fading grove]

Though, let's start off with something easy. What is the definition of dithering? What is the difference between error-defusion dithering and linear dithering (such as the ordered matrix)? What are some of the most famous dithering algorithms, and how do they work?

[fallow crow]

idk what that is

[fading grove]

What are some examples of famous native video players?

[fading grove]

.

sure you do bud

you lier LMAO

[fallow crow]

I was talking about how to install plugins

[fading grove]

gottem

LOL

[fallow crow]

you sent a video saying how to install plugins, so I said Ik how to do that

[fading grove]

Bud, you def clicked on that

otherwise you wouldnt be this salty

🧂

[fallow crow]

how am I salty

I wasn't even aware anyone was salty until you mentioned it

[analog marlin]

vision

can you remind me again what the ip to your network is

[lament ember]

I actually feel sorry for you

[fallow crow]

connect with cb.combat.gg or cb.minehq.com

if you have cheatbreaker

[fading grove]

they are offline

[analog marlin]

do you have any social presence for that network

at all

[fading grove]

its offline

[fading grove]

i checked on mcrsvtats

both ips are offline

[analog marlin]

or is it just a magical invisible server that somehow has 50 concurrent players

[fallow crow]

if you have cheatbreaker

[lament ember]

try pinging it

[fallow crow]

yes we're the only thing keeping cheatbreaker alive rn

[lament ember]

probably trash then

[fallow crow]

those 50 players are the only people who use cheatbreaker

[analog marlin]

how did they find your server

[lament ember]

likely a reason for that

[fallow crow]

we're the remains of mineHQ

it was already known

[analog marlin]

does that mean you have access to the minehq twitter

[lament ember]

I kinda feel sorry for those members too

[fallow crow]

basically once mineHQ collapsed, we extracted aspects of their HCF, Duels, etc & formed a KitPvP

then decomissioned the rest of the networks infrastructure since its built for 1,000+ players and costs like $60,000/month to maintain

which we can't sustain

[analog marlin]

it costs $60 per month per player?

[lament ember]

playing on a server owned by someone so deluded that they believe they can make their own encryption standard that’s more secure and better than AES

seems legit

[fallow crow]

bUt BaRdY

[analog marlin]

vision where are your server social media pages

[fallow crow]

iTs ThE iNfRaStRuCtUrE

we don't own the MineHQ twitter

[teal solstice]

ey hows everyone today..?

[fallow crow]

jhalt owns it

[analog marlin]

do you own any twitter

for this server

[fallow crow]

nope

[lament ember]

someone please bring this guy back down to planet earth

[long summit]

Multi server instead of multi threading, one server per player

[analog marlin]

how do you expect new players to join

how are you going to make money?

[fallow crow]

we don't

we're isolated to whatever is left of cheatbreakers community, and it works sort of

[lament ember]

then why are you keeping it running?

[fading grove]

lol

[analog marlin]

no cap i do this, thats more reasonable but definitely not $60 🥲

[fallow crow]

The server makes decent money

[analog marlin]

from 50 players?

[fading grove]

hes trolling lol

the server is down

lmao

[analog marlin]

how much money are you getting every month from the same 50 players

[fallow crow]

well its less now, but 4-5k

in mid 2019 we were holding 250 players

[fading grove]

guys you know hes trolling right

lol

[long summit]

He's running a cs go skin gambling in the background to keep the server up

[fallow crow]

10-15k monthly

[analog marlin]

so each player pays you $100 a month

[fallow crow]

thats how much the lowest rank costs lol

[lament ember]

you’re trying to sail a sinking ship mate

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[analog marlin]

and they buy the ranks over and over again each month?

[teal solstice]

which server are we talking abt..?

[fallow crow]

they buy crates

[fallow crow]

it already sank lol

also they buy ELO

[lament ember]

some remains of MineHQ

[teal solstice]

ic

[long summit]

What do they get from crates?

[analog marlin]

what's the store website?

[fallow crow]

gear, money, weapons

the store was built off of cheatbreakers former cosmetic shop

[analog marlin]

what is the url

[fallow crow]

once you log in you can access it through pressing escape

[analog marlin]

your domain doesn't link to it

[fallow crow]

Vision how much did it cost you

To buy all the heroin you have on your bloodstream

[long summit]

EULA!!! 🚨

[fallow crow]

theres no url, its an in-client shop

[mellow zinc]

eula can't touch them because of cheatbreaker 😎

[analog marlin]

how do people pay

[velvet crescent]

Jesus y'all still going

[fallow crow]

Incredibly

cashapp

[mellow zinc]

😂

[fair island]

I wouldn't trust a in-client shop.

[fallow crow]

paypal or bitcoin

[long summit]

Ah good point Mojang can't block a server that has cheatbreaker

[analog marlin]

how does that work

[velvet crescent]

@wary willow You good?

[fallow crow]

its already been developed by cheatbreaker LLC (the former cheatbreaker operators)

[normal sable]

you don't

[analog marlin]

does a player just go "hey this paypal account is mine, trust me when it pays you money"

[fallow crow]

we just use it

[wary willow]

yes

[lament ember]

if cheatbreaker is a modification of vanilla then it’s still subject to the EULA

[wary willow]

that's why I've put it in #bot-commands

[velvet crescent]

okay, just checking

[wary willow]

...

[long summit]

It's a joke

[analog marlin]

what is the server paypal

[lament ember]

kinda guessed that

[long summit]

Selling weapons, money, etc, is against the EULA

[analog marlin]

what's the link

to the paypal

and also what is your bitcoin address

[fallow crow]

why do you need it

This dude holds and owns the "remains" of half the companies in the world lol

xd

[fallow crow]

to send you some moneys ma bro

[analog marlin]

so that i can see whether you're lying or not?

i cant do anything malicious with either of those

[fallow crow]

I mean feel free to make a payment on the store

[analog marlin]

they're meant to be public

so there is a store?

[fallow crow]

yes

[analog marlin]

link?

[long summit]

[e-mail]

[fallow crow]

As mentioned its an in-client shop

[lament ember]

[e-mail] lol

[analog marlin]

then give me your bitcoin address

[fallow crow]

built through cheatbreakers former cosmetic shop

[fallow crow]

you said there's a paypal and a bitcoin address....

so

send those?

[long summit]

That's not a thing

[analog marlin]

send the bitcoin address

[fallow crow]

make a payment to see it

[analog marlin]

?

[lament ember]

I mean, blitz has one

[fallow crow]

So you have to pay

To pay

[analog marlin]

i need to see it to make a payment

[long summit]

But I don't

[fallow crow]

make a payment thru the store

not directly paypaling it

[analog marlin]

why not directly?

[wary willow]

[e-mail] ***

[fallow crow]

Holy shit how much of a scammer you are

not sure how I'm a scammer

[teal solstice]

ivan wot r we tring to prove..?

[analog marlin]

if it's an ingame store btw the only way to pay is directly

[analog marlin]

that this guy is a satire account

[lament ember]

we’ve already proved he’s delusional and naive

[fallow crow]

I saved an entire playerbase from losing their ranks/other bought items by putting $30,000 upfront to acquire the whole network

[long summit]

He can't be satire though, he was making a gc in MySQL 😦

[analog marlin]

vision give us your bitcoin address

[fallow crow]

despite not being able to maintain its size

[analog marlin]

why are you so hesitant to give it to us

[fallow crow]

I'm saying you can see it, just buy something within the shop

[lament ember]

bitcoin addresses are kinda meant to be public info

[fallow crow]

choose the bitcoin gateway and there you go

[analog marlin]

i'm saying send the address into the chat

actually wait

you know what i'll take you up on your offer

tell me how to join your server

invite me to your teamspeak

[teal solstice]

he wont...

[analog marlin]

yeah 🥲

[fallow crow]

ts.minehq.com

[analog marlin]

what's your teamspeak

if you're inviting me that means i can join it, right?

[fallow crow]

ts.minehq.com lol

[normal sable]

minehq?