off-topic

[nimble socket]

functional programming is haskell right?

[light scaffold]

Not exclusively

But Haskell is one of many functional languages

[velvet crescent]

I wake up at 6 am every day Knight, no matter the day kek

Gotta start early

[nimble socket]

i wake up 5 am

by 6 i sit in the car for school

[light scaffold]

Functional programming is very different to traditional programming, as it is declarative and strongly discourages certain things such as IO, mutability and more

In most functional languages, especially Haskell everything is immutable

[nimble socket]

do you know about pseudo code?

[light scaffold]

There are also usually no control flow structures such as while, for or return, as these are imperative. Instead, techniques such as recursion are used

[light scaffold]

Yes

[nimble socket]

why is pseudocode a thing?
it's pure shit

[light scaffold]

I always end up just writing python

[nimble socket]

i know coding, but when it comes to writing it down on paper in the form of pseudocode, that's where i mess up

[light scaffold]

I'm pretty sure no professional programmer has ever actually used pseudocode

It's dumb

[nimble socket]

exactly

like i asked this guy who's like you know in bank security thing

he's like Computer manager

i asked him about pseudcode

he's like, son they must have invented something new in computer science because i haven't heard a single word like that in my life

so like, a successful man stable earning, and is a computer engineer doesn't know pseudo code and is still living a perfect life

why do i need to know?

[light scaffold]

lmao

Yeah it's stupid

Waste of time

[slate hill]

why not just write actual code instead

[light scaffold]

Exactly

[nimble socket]

step-wise structure is easier to make and write code about it

idk what it's called i forgot

[light scaffold]

Python is pretty much pseudocode anyway, except it actually runs

[nimble socket]

those are like bubbles thing

[light scaffold]

Flowcharts?

[nimble socket]

ya ig its flowchart

that's much better

in which for example;

a boy buys a pepsi can from machine, there are 2 options, cancel or continue write flowchart about it

that is like damnit easy

insert coin

read coin

if coin = 2, display option

and so on

[light scaffold]

man just write it

I've never felt like pseudocode actually helps

[nimble socket]

yeh

[magic summit]

@slate hill Couldn't you just use spaces for strikethrough lines?
Like &m &a Text &m &a

[slate hill]

nope

they get removed in many many places

[velvet crescent]

Shit plugins then, they shouldn't be getting removed if you're doing stuff properly

[slate hill]

it's vanilla

wait what

am i just stupid

yes i am just stupid

it's removed when sending client side

i have embarrassed myself once again

:D

[nimble socket]

umm

does anyone know

how to do this
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665872977392304128/820756530474516540/unknown.png

[velvet crescent]

Don't

It's dumb

[nimble socket]

how to do it tho

[fallow crow]

you don't

[naive barn]

unicode chars

[long summit]

@fallow crow What you posted in #816184749752188958 is not a service

[fallow crow]

Sure, and this is not a pipe

[boreal escarp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJegpMUXPhA

[fallow crow]

Hey guys, my crush is really into programming, so I was wondering if I could ask you guys about these pickup lines.

Are you linux? Because we can mkdirs.
I'll always have cache for you
ind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? ;)
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
Are you CoffeeScript? Because I am looking to drink you out.
My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().'
Want to see my secret plug-in?
Are you a GitHub repository? Because I want to fork you.
You can unzip my files anytime...
Hey, bb, want me to get winrar in here so we can unzip our files ;)
Will you be mybb?```

https://tenor.com/view/funny-wheezing-laugh-lmao-lol-gif-15907876

literally everyone rn ^

Is it really that bad? 😭

[sharp sky]

No it's actually pretty good

For my opinion

But it would be better to balance sound and wording in that

[ebon shadow]

Actually decent

Far better than most I've seen

[sharp sky]

I mean... i can't deny my laughter in that 😂

[fallow crow]

Thank you guys <3, I hope she says yes.

[stray geyser]

It would be funnier if you hadn't just googled "programming pick up lines"

[fallow crow]

😬

[ebon shadow]

Kek

[fallow crow]

I found it on a MCM post actually xd

[ebon shadow]

Oh god

[fallow crow]

It was @DaddyImPregant 🥶

[analog marlin]

Are you a GitHub repository? Because I want to fork you.

this is the only decent one out of all of them imo

[ebon shadow]

Find out what languages she likes and then someone will eventually find a decent one. Far after we've all died though.

[fallow crow]

😄

[ebon shadow]

Yeah id recommend not attempting that one

[fallow crow]

I'm gonna try, we only get one chance at life, so I'm gonna give it my all, because believe it 👍 💯

[ebon shadow]

Oh boy

[sullen sorrel]

https://i.imgur.com/jEK1OsM.png
this is why you don't make a premium plugin that has a trial version that just spams console, nothing else-

[fallow crow]

You seriously can't be that much of a dickhead...

[wary willow]

I mean that only happens when they have 75+ players on. I know its a shitty thing to do but they do tell you about it beforehand and with 75+ on your server you can probably afford to pay 20$ for the premium one or just use another free one like NoCheatPlus ...

[sullen sorrel]

no its any player now

from v6 and up

[wary willow]

oh

[sullen sorrel]

and i forgot to blur the anticheat name :p

[wary willow]

xD

still I don't like that idea.

[sullen sorrel]

below v6 it spammed chat

[wary willow]

yeah I know

[sullen sorrel]

but now it spams console

and console only

which can be fixed with console spam fix

:/

[wary willow]

xD

[sullen sorrel]

also the orange name is a mod

and the blue name is premium version 🙂

[sharp sky]

Is aimbot plugin on mc a good idea? 👀

[fallow crow]

lmao

[tawdry apex]

Anybody know if there are still active SpigotMC mods? I've been waiting over a month for my premium resource to be reviewed / accepted / denied.

[sharp sky]

You could get to their discord

[fallow crow]

SpigotMC staff are cool people

chill

Except for The Administrator

[tawdry apex]

I am on their discord

[fallow crow]

And I'm not talking about Dr. Breen :^)

[tawdry apex]

No responses

[sharp sky]

Also, reason i say "aimbot plugin" is because I want to reverse-engineer the 2 trajectory showcases I've done

As part of coding challenge, I assume?

[mellow zinc]

hacker man

[sharp sky]

Lol

If doing this in a plugin, i would say a "power-up"

[mellow zinc]

could be cool anyway. id like to see what u could do with the trajectory stuff

[naive agate]

@gentle fog Please take down your post from #816184749752188958 as its breaking our rules!

[elfin minnow]

@fallow crow

can i help you?

sent a friend request 🦦

[sullen sorrel]

oh

[fallow crow]

Is there a way for the DeluxeTags plugin to have MySql?

[sullen sorrel]

#general-plugins or #general-plugins-2

[fallow crow]

sorry

[young seal]

@hushed timber In response to your DM earlier, yes you can. dm me for more info

[velvet crescent]

.-.

[fallow crow]

Ah yes, "In response to your DM: dm me"

[velvet crescent]

Lol

[long summit]

Definitely 2

[fallow crow]

1.5 tho

[umbral ridge]

Anyone know how to get in touch with staff without DMing that can help me with an issue with linking Spigot?

[muted fern]

Whatsup

[umbral ridge]

Lost access to my original Discord and unable to link to this one

[muted fern]

I see

Got the ID of the old discord account?

[umbral ridge]

I don't remember to be honest, it was a while ago and not even sure if I remained in this Discord server. My Spigot page shows this account though

[muted fern]

sorta need the old account to unlink it

either the name or id

should be enough

[umbral ridge]

Yeah I have no idea what it is unfortunately. Guess I'll wait for the public release of the dev build then lol. Just wanted to test the WIP hex build

[muted fern]

You have no idea what the username of your old spigot account is?

[umbral ridge]

Oh I have the Spigot account. Not the Discord account

My bad there...

[muted fern]

oh discord*

old discord account, not spigot. sorry tad tired

[umbral ridge]

I'm trying to remember what it could have been, but literally no idea atm

[muted fern]

When did you lose access?

[umbral ridge]

Maybe last year? It's hard to say for sure. Was gone for a while due to having to move and find a new job due to the wonderful events last year. Might have figured out the name maybe, but not positive

Nvm.. Discord says the email attached to it doesn't exist lol (Despite having emails with the name). I'll get back to you if I can ever figure it out then

@muted fern I might have figured out the name, but I think the account is deleted for some reason. Checked my email and found a message from last year to the name attached

[muted fern]

shouldn't matter if it's deleted, I should be able to still look it up

[umbral ridge]

Ки́рa - Username from last year

[muted fern]

I'll need the spigot id aswell

[umbral ridge]

I found the account... Forgot we link Help with my so's Discord.

I apologize for wasting your time...

[muted fern]

np

[sharp sky]

#816184749752188958 message you son of a...

[mellow zinc]

🙂

[frozen escarp]

I UH

am having a brain fart

my cursor line thing aint showing on sublime

how do i fix it again

[eternal apex]

what

do u mean

[frozen escarp]

the flashy thing

[eternal apex]

i've got literally no clue what you're asking

but try press insert on your keyboard

[frozen escarp]

yeah that fixed it

lmfao

[eternal apex]

tradie did u do atar?

[frozen escarp]

Nah f that. i never wouldve used it

[eternal apex]

sure you would

[frozen escarp]

i never plan on getting a degree in anything

[eternal apex]

everyone knows a bricky needs a quantum physics degree to be useful

[frozen escarp]

lmfao

Only quals i got are certs

i just did a general path in school lmao

Harvey Ag, idk if u've heard of it

[eternal apex]

nah

is that a school in bunbury?

[frozen escarp]

Its in harvey

[eternal apex]

where's that lol

[frozen escarp]

sldkjngoklnsdg

[eternal apex]

wowza

a town I've never heard of

[frozen escarp]

https://www.google.com/search?q=Harvey+town&rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBAU840AU840&oq=Harvey+town&aqs=chrome..69i57j35i39l2j46i20i199i263i291i433j46i131i433j0i131i433j69i65l2.1867j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[eternal apex]

probably because its only got a pop of 3k

[frozen escarp]

probs

Its an old war camp town

[eternal apex]

ah

do you live in harvey?

thought you lived in bunbury

[frozen escarp]

Nah Eaton

[eternal apex]

ah

well that's a place I actually have been to

although not for quite a while

[frozen escarp]

Yeah its changed a fair bit

new shopping centre

etc etc

Plans for a cinema soon

[eternal apex]

fun stuff

[frozen escarp]

yessir

[naive agate]

someone wanna play some apex or minecraft?

[woven prairie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8l_jY4zg6Q 😮

[sullen sorrel]

woah

[trim raft]

So it was real...

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1371235587718582274

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)

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[mellow zinc]

https://twitter.com/JakeSucky/status/1371486091606331399 LOL

[wary willow]

https://i.imgur.com/BtFYBVX.jpeg

[mellow zinc]

ik someone who uses that crosshair unironically

[sullen sorrel]

wtf

[fallow crow]

yo blitzz ur pc can run csgo lol

[sullen sorrel]

mine can't 😢

[mellow zinc]

it can run it, but what fps? 🤔

[fallow crow]

well i mean csgo is one of the best optimized games lol

[wary willow]

30-40

[fallow crow]

pretty sure he said u runs mc at 15 fps so idk how can u run csgo at a playable framrate lol

[mellow zinc]

csgo isnt that optimised

[sullen sorrel]

i get like 60 fps in mc (if I'm lucky)

[fallow crow]

well its almost the number one game used in benchmarks, etc

i think its pretty good

[sullen sorrel]

👀

i tried getting valorant

but my pc ded

[mellow zinc]

csgo is used in benchmarks because of its a good way to see cpu performance

it uses like 0 gpu power thats why

[fallow crow]

yeh but csgo is generally pretty good in terms of performance and graphics, and making a balance in between

[sullen sorrel]

really?

[mellow zinc]

it is yea

csgo top 1 game 👍

[fallow crow]

compared to other games 😒

[sullen sorrel]

mc ftw

[long summit]

Lmao, one of the worse optimized games

[sullen sorrel]

😫

[wary willow]

xD

[nova kestrel]

probably uses OOP ffs

sheesh

[light scaffold]

Minecraft 1.16 is one of the best optimised games

[fallow crow]

lul

[long summit]

Like you would update from your 1.8

[light scaffold]

C++ 🤢

[sullen sorrel]

oop

[mellow zinc]

if u wanna see a heavily optimised game, look at siege, game looks amazing and u can get 300-400fps on top end machines

[wary willow]

I just died because the game lagged and instead of jumping I just fell xD

[sullen sorrel]

but

[long summit]

I'm surprised you can play League of legends on a toaster and still get quite good FPS, Dota in other hand

[sullen sorrel]

1.8 is fun

[long summit]

Except that it isn't

[sullen sorrel]

for me it is

[nova kestrel]

https://howoldisminecraft188.today

[mellow zinc]

when did dota come out?

[sullen sorrel]

age doesn't matter

[nova kestrel]

🙄

[long summit]

Dota 2 is from 2013

[mellow zinc]

almost 7 years pog!

[nova kestrel]

u wanna use C then?

[wary willow]

I love cs:go https://i.imgur.com/R5XSVOB.png

[light scaffold]

Dangerous phrase

[light scaffold]

COBOL

[nova kestrel]

BASIC

I hate basic

[long summit]

Prison is just a room

[light scaffold]

ALGOL 68

[sullen sorrel]

1.8 pvp is better than 1.16 pvp

though

[nova kestrel]

6502 assembly?

[sullen sorrel]

1.16 pvp is just timing

[nova kestrel]

good

[sullen sorrel]

but 1.8 pvp has like a billion stuff

[light scaffold]

Pahahahahahah

[wary willow]

1.8 pvp can suck my balls

[nova kestrel]

1.8 pvp is spamming left click

[mellow zinc]

both are terrible

please dkim

[sullen sorrel]

1.16:

1. hold out your shield for 99% of the time
2. jump and try and miss a hit
3. repeat

[wary willow]

I prefer 1.19 pvp

[light scaffold]

1.8:

1. spam click

[sullen sorrel]

no

[nova kestrel]

I prefer CoC PVP

[sullen sorrel]

i would probably beat u even if u autoclicked

[mellow zinc]

u forgot the god bridges bro!11!11

[wary willow]

1.8:

1. auto clicker on.
2. kill everyone in your way

[sullen sorrel]

🙂

[nova kestrel]

I prefer 1.12 pvp

;)

[light scaffold]

1.8 users be like "NOOO it's not just clicking fast but you need to improve your CPS if you want to improve bro"

[sullen sorrel]

1.8 has a billion pvp style things

[sullen sorrel]

:/

[wary willow]

yeah billion

all CPS

xD

[sullen sorrel]

why does everyone think that "100cps is 100000% more op then 10 cps"

[wary willow]

it goes 1CPS, 2,CPS... 1BIL CPS

[light scaffold]

Because autoclickers clearly give an advantage

[long summit]

Fast clicking, not so fast clicking, just a bit fast clicking, slightly faster clicking, sometimes clicking, just click once, once in a while do a click, click click, maybe 4 clicks
Damn, you're right there is a lot

[sullen sorrel]

🙄

[light scaffold]

You forgot tailjitterkittenultraclicking!

[sullen sorrel]

you forgot no op shields

and good kb

and fishing rods

and snowballs/eggs

and strafing

and eveRYThing

[long summit]

Do you mean a gameplay feature with counterplay? Omg imagine giving depth to your fights

[sullen sorrel]

compare <insert 1.16 pvp server here> compared to <insert 1.8 pvp server here>'s popularity

[fading grove]

compare viaversion compared to viaversion's popularity

[sullen sorrel]

?

[mellow zinc]

ur too stuck in ur ways dkim

[fading grove]

^

[mellow zinc]

u need to think with an open mind

[sullen sorrel]

🙄

[light scaffold]

Compare java 8 popularity to java 15 popularity, java 8 must be better!

[sullen sorrel]

that's unrelated

[normal sable]

I've been called to defend the honorable 1.8

[light scaffold]

Same principle

[mellow zinc]

how is that unrelated

[sullen sorrel]

YES

lol

[light scaffold]

Popular != Better

[mellow zinc]

that is very related

[fading grove]

popular = worse, cause more people are dumb

[light scaffold]

Yeah it's not unrelated at all

[long summit]

1.8 is NOT more popular, it's just a bunch of very loud kids

[mellow zinc]

this is true actually

[normal sable]

eh it's pretty popular ngl

[sullen sorrel]

whats so fun about

1. holding out your shield foreever
2. finally hitting with sword, half the times the opponent's shield makes ur hit useless
3. having 0 kb

[long summit]

Less than 7% of the player base

[fading grove]

i only play it cause pvp, but you guys are taking it to another fucking level

lmao

[mellow zinc]

whats so fun about spam clicking

[light scaffold]

"horrible kb" means nothing

[mellow zinc]

horrible kilobytes 🥲

[normal sable]

Me too, that's what 1.8 is good for

[fading grove]

no

[wary willow]

imagine liking minecraft just because of PVP. just play Mortal Kombat ...

[normal sable]

I find 1.8 also has cleaner movement

[fading grove]

talking to u all

lol

[trim raft]

Spam clicking :)

[normal sable]

and no shields which is good

[sullen sorrel]

i can beat some people with 3 cps

[long summit]

All you play is 1.8, what do you know about newer combat? Have you given the time to learn it? have you given the time to experiment new things from it? Have you gotten experienced with it?
You're talking our of your ass lol

[sullen sorrel]

cps doesn't mean automatic win

[normal sable]

Explain then

[mellow zinc]

this

[light scaffold]

then why do people use autoclickers

[wary willow]

I think dkim likes 1.8 because that's the only version he's good at PVP on

selfish

[normal sable]

cause people are losers

[wary willow]

smh

[light scaffold]

only version he can run 🥲

[sullen sorrel]

because it gives an advantage

[mellow zinc]

from my experience cps definitely does give an automatic win

[sullen sorrel]

you don't get my point 🤦

[wary willow]

but you said it doesn't...

[normal sable]

Not true kaliber

[fading grove]

ur trash cause i can pvp good at both 1.16 and 1.8

[long summit]

1.16 is about strategy, timing, taking risks, 1.8 is about clicking as fast as you can and hope lag is on your side

[light scaffold]

CPS doesn't give an advantage but this guy is autoclicking so he always wins!!

[mellow zinc]

i click like 4-5 cps normally and lose 80% of my games
when i jitter click with 10-14cps i win 80% of my games

[normal sable]

you can bust out 10-12 cps and still get combod and strafed like crazy

[mellow zinc]

now tell me how its not true

[trim raft]

What does that have to do with anything in this conversation?

[sullen sorrel]

when i jitter i usually lose all my games

[light scaffold]

Nothing

[mellow zinc]

u suck at aiming then 🤣

[light scaffold]

20fps

[normal sable]

Exactly, not all about cps

[sullen sorrel]

how tf do u aim and jitter

[normal sable]

there are other factors

[fading grove]

i get 13 cps

9 cps normal

13 if i try hard

[light scaffold]

1.16 has aim too 🤣

[fading grove]

1.16 is actually much huge on aim

compared to 1.8

Much greater

[normal sable]

1.16 also has ass kb, shields, and slow hits

[sullen sorrel]

🤨

[mellow zinc]

mine was in the same scenario, i can aim while i jitter so id say otherwise

[fading grove]

much greater in fact

i must agree

because criticals are much more important

[light scaffold]

NOOO you can't use an autoclicker to get an advantage anymore noooooooooooo

[long summit]

Yeah i think 1.16 is a few kb more, maybe like 500kb or so

[mellow zinc]

nooooooooooooo!

[fading grove]

criticals are less important in 1.8, its about comboing

[mellow zinc]

not my autoclicker!!!

[fading grove]

and not taking kb

cause who cares about criticals when you can combo them to hell

[long summit]

How many kb is 1.8?

[trim raft]

At least 1mb

[sullen sorrel]

i have a question

[honest thistle]

There is no time to wait! Ask your question @sullen sorrel!

[light scaffold]

I bought a $500 autoclicker mouse and mojang RUINED it for me!!

[wary willow]

Xd

[sullen sorrel]

why doesn't 1.16 have projectile (snowball, eggs, etc) kb

[wary willow]

it does

they didn't remove them

[long summit]

It does lol

[sullen sorrel]

fishing rods?

[long summit]

It does

[light scaffold]

tfw you've played 1.16

[sullen sorrel]

last time i tried the snowball didn't even hurt the player 🤔

weird

[normal sable]

he means for pvp

[sullen sorrel]

is there something u have to change?

[wary willow]

well it still has kb

like 1kb each

[light scaffold]

haven't snowballs always done no damage

[mellow zinc]

its funny i used to autoclick against my friend in badlion in like 2016
and people said badlion had one of the best anticheats 🥲

[wary willow]

maybe less

[trim raft]

Ew 1.12 better

[fading grove]

snowballs actually done damage

before

[wary willow]

ye

that was trash

[light scaffold]

huh I don't remember

Half a heart?

[fading grove]

skywars

remember

lol

[wary willow]

not damage actually

just knockback

[light scaffold]

yeah that's what I thought it was

ban dkim

[long summit]

Deleting your messages, coward

[fading grove]

well both damage and kb

but damage was nothing

[light scaffold]

it made the red

[long summit]

How many kb?

[sullen sorrel]

rip fishing rod combos 😦

[fading grove]

it made them red

yea

but dealt no damage

but still had damage indicator

[sullen sorrel]

ngl fishing rod spammers are super annoying though

[light scaffold]

people complaining about 1.16 kb bro just use pdm

[sullen sorrel]

what

[fading grove]

if you cant utilise them you are bad at pvp

lol

[sullen sorrel]

ye i suck at pvp ig

i suck at using the rod

[long summit]

1.16kb is not that bad tbh

[fading grove]

cause rods are prolly one of the most important

tools

[sullen sorrel]

my projectile aim is so badddd

[fading grove]

lol

[sullen sorrel]

☹️

[fading grove]

its actually very important

[sullen sorrel]

ik

[fading grove]

its how you turn around fights

[sullen sorrel]

but i suck at using it

[fading grove]

if they are comboing you

[sullen sorrel]

90% of the times i miss my rod

[fading grove]

you know they have advantage

[mellow zinc]

if it worked 😩

idk if u saw in the repo i linked u, but i commented out my pdm shit until it works kekw

[fading grove]

pdm? what about elara?

[sullen sorrel]

pulse

[fading grove]

elara solves all your issues

[sullen sorrel]

we should 1v1

lol

[light scaffold]

imagine actually playing minecraft for the pvp though

[mellow zinc]

disgusting behaviour

[sullen sorrel]

xD

[mellow zinc]

i been there, done that. its not fun

[light scaffold]

it's like playing terraria for pvp

[fading grove]

my aim isn't the best. but i can click around 12-13 cps

lol

[trim raft]

How dare people?

[mellow zinc]

oh god, dont get me started on how shitty HCF is too

[sullen sorrel]

i average 11 cps

my aim is good tho

[fading grove]

i just dont wanna jitter

it works tho

[fading grove]

hetere's one?

[sullen sorrel]

jittering hurts my arm

and ruins my aim

[mellow zinc]

i used to play velt / arcane

disgusting behaviour by Kaliber#4386

[sullen sorrel]

what is velt / arcane?

[light scaffold]

Dw, you don't have to do it in 1.16

[mellow zinc]

seriously dkim?

[trim raft]

MineHQ anyone?

[sullen sorrel]

yes

[fading grove]

:gasm:

[mellow zinc]

ur a huge fan of 1.8 pvp yet u done even know some of the biggest servers back in the day?

[sullen sorrel]

what is minehq

[mellow zinc]

oh my god

no dkim

u cant talk about 1.8 anymore

[sullen sorrel]

i only started 1.8pvp <1 year ago

[light scaffold]

paahahahahdvdhaha

[fading grove]

On the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft...

[light scaffold]

Wait

[mellow zinc]

that is disgusting

[light scaffold]

So you aren't even doing it for nostalgia???

[sullen sorrel]

no lol

[trim raft]

Wrong genre, wrong server, wrong discussion.

[mellow zinc]

minehq, badlion, velt, kohi ??????????????????????????????

[fading grove]

No u, No u, No u

[mellow zinc]

arcane, ultra???????????

[trim raft]

Shotbow?

[sullen sorrel]

i know badlion

[mellow zinc]

because of its client 🥲

[sullen sorrel]

its a client

right?

didn't badlion server close?

[mellow zinc]

WAS a server

[fading grove]

i use badlion

lol

[mellow zinc]

closed like 3 years ago lmao

[light scaffold]

hi guys I'm a huge minecraft fan, what's hypixel?

[sullen sorrel]

i use forge

[fading grove]

what's minecraft?

[mellow zinc]

thats literally what dkim said oh my god bm

[light scaffold]

lmao

[sullen sorrel]

is 1.7 good

[trim raft]

A 100 player battle royale

[mellow zinc]

i cannot believe this

[wary willow]

what's hypixel?

[sullen sorrel]

ive heard 1.7 was good for pvp

well

[fading grove]

Damn where we droppin

mate

[sullen sorrel]

1.7 does have better hit reg

[long summit]

Was, 7 years ago

[sullen sorrel]

hm

[trim raft]

Slabby Springs

[light scaffold]

hey guys i started playing minecraft 3 days ago, I hear 1.5 is good, should I get into it?

[fading grove]

Not Slanted Towers??

[mellow zinc]

absolutely!

[fading grove]

[sullen sorrel]

sure

[normal sable]

lunar

[light scaffold]

Thanks!

[trim raft]

Illegal in mc

[normal sable]

lunar on top

[sullen sorrel]

hypixel on top 🙂

[normal sable]

I had to get it out there

badlion is garbage

[sullen sorrel]

i dont like pvp servers

[normal sable]

lunar better

[fading grove]

I see

[mellow zinc]

damn what was that client called remence

made by jhalts team

[normal sable]

the lunar client

[fading grove]

use my client

[normal sable]

oh

[fading grove]

its not a backdoor

[trim raft]

Cheay

[fading grove]

i promise

[trim raft]

Breaker

Cheatbreaker

[mellow zinc]

yea that

[light scaffold]

Never played this game before but someone told me latest is bad so I figured I'd take their word for it and use an older version!!

[mellow zinc]

lmao that thing was such a myth for the longest time

[trim raft]

lol

[normal sable]

Cheatbreaker LMAO

I never used that

[light scaffold]

🥴

[fading grove]

Go with other people right! They are usually correct 🥴

[mellow zinc]

its not available anymore afaik

[sullen sorrel]

ive used 1.13-1.15 for a year+

[normal sable]

yep

[sullen sorrel]

since 2018 iirc

[light scaffold]

Yep! Wait, what do you mean 75% of servers run latest?

[sullen sorrel]

(mostly bedrock edition though)

[mellow zinc]

jhalt a funny guy tho uno 🥲

[normal sable]

🧢

[sullen sorrel]

but now since i dont have access to bedrock anymore

[wary willow]

the same people that say elara is good are the ones to complain about this

[fading grove]

Latest? Man I heard latest was 1.8 /s

[sullen sorrel]

i started with java

[sullen sorrel]

sort it by popularity

🙂

afaik hypixel uses 1.7

[sullen sorrel]

🤪

[mellow zinc]

woozy_face

[sullen sorrel]

\🤪

:zany_face:

[light scaffold]

https://minecraft-mp.com/stats/ 70% 😋

[mellow zinc]

1.8 isnt even second 🙂

[long summit]

More than half the Hypixel's players don't even know how to change version, they just play on latest, the only reason it's all 1.8/1.7 is the server owners fault

[sullen sorrel]

its better to use 1.8 on hypixel

[light scaffold]

No bro someone on the badlion forums told me 1.8 is the most popular!!

[mellow zinc]

blah blah blah blah

im not gonna change my mc version to a shittier version to play on a shitty server

[light scaffold]

sorry bro but I'd rather have fast clicking than 7 years of additions and fixes

[long summit]

But me CliCkS pEr SeCoNd!!

[normal sable]

hypixel forums*

[mellow zinc]

oh nooOoOOOO!!1!!

[normal sable]

HEY!

listen.

I won't have this 1.8 slander

[sullen sorrel]

ok remence

i gtg

but

gl

[normal sable]

I'm gonna order all of you to stop slandering 1.8

ok cya dkim

[fallow crow]

bro i just got beat by a kid who clicks 20 cps, and i only click 15 😦

[wary willow]

1.8 sucks

[sullen sorrel]

i only click 10 😦

but i still win 🙂

[fallow crow]

😦 he made fun of me saying that my fingers are slow and they could never get the job done

[sullen sorrel]

wot

20 cps is only achievable with double clicking

or drag clicking

and similar

aka not "legit"

[long summit]

Pft imagine not clicking fast

[fallow crow]

if only i could have vibrated my veins harder

[sullen sorrel]

um

[fading grove]

drag clicking is legit?

wdym

[normal sable]

drag clicking is pog

pogu to be exact

[sullen sorrel]

i put in "" because it's legit.. but it's "unfair"

if u know what i mean

you prob dont

but

oh well

[fading grove]

how is it unfair

lmao

[sullen sorrel]

🙄

nvm

i worded it badly

anyways

hi

[light scaffold]

1.8 players would get literal cybernetic implants just to increase CPS by 2

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[light scaffold]

yeah bro you cant feel anything below your waist but my badlion winrate is up 5%!

[mellow zinc]

worth it tbh

elo is everything!

[long summit]

I can do 2 clicks per tick, get on my level

[sullen sorrel]

um

[mellow zinc]

this man hacked the game

[sullen sorrel]

has anyone ever heard of w s a and d tapping

[long summit]

Everyone that played a game on PC

[light scaffold]

has anyone ever heard of going outside

[sullen sorrel]

no

[light scaffold]

classic 1.8 player

[sullen sorrel]

🧺 🟠

[long summit]

Yo i've heard it's pretty tough right now, they released the pandemic expansion last year and going outside has a 0.1% chance to receive a debuff

[light scaffold]

just increase your hand sanitizer per second and it's easy

[long summit]

Omg you're right

[light scaffold]

yeah i play on version 1942 because the pvp was so much better

[fading grove]

yes

knockback

but its really not useful

lol

cause rods

[mellow zinc]

yeah i loved the fact that we used sawed off shotguns in 1942 but now we got these things called nuclear weapons ☹️

[light scaffold]

yeah nukes take NO SKILL

[mellow zinc]

very true

[fading grove]

m249 monday

[mellow zinc]

u just click a button 🙄

with 1942 pvp u had to aim and actually shoot!

[light scaffold]

yep!!!

i sniff herbs when i get sick too because the modern medicine update made life take no skill!

[mellow zinc]

fuck that update

i hate it so much!

[light scaffold]

i miss the days where you had a 50% chance of dying from the plague every day

[mellow zinc]

damn was that the year 1300 update?

[normal sable]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-stop-it-slap-stop-gif-15501759

1.8 slander = no

[light scaffold]

yeah bro back before the game was ruined

things were so much better back then

[mellow zinc]

i agree tbh

all these new features just ruined the game! 😠

[long summit]

Everyone hated the combat update from 1914

They complained it was "too modern" 🙄

[wary willow]

damn man I miss 1.7. because it was the time where people were using auto clickers to kill me and I loved getting killed by people with 1000 CPS

[light scaffold]

the democracy update sucked too

[wary willow]

oh yeah

[long summit]

Some servers still don't use it though

[mellow zinc]

i sure did love pol pot

that was a great server

[wary willow]

I miss the Pharaoh update.

[light scaffold]

the good servers!!

[wary willow]

I miss the stone update. who needs metal when we can just have stone tools

[light scaffold]

yeah stone tools took so much more skill!

[queen jewel]

Yea, apparently that was just a bug, they're trying to patch it but many servers seem to still be affected. Hopefully they released a full patch by next year

[normal sable]

This class is getting kinda hard 😳

[mellow zinc]

are we gonna talk about the fact uve used Scanner input=new Scanner()

and age=

[normal sable]

It's my teachers code lmao

[mellow zinc]

disgusting

he needs to jump off a bridge

[normal sable]

I can add u to the google meet in case you'd like a word lmao

[mellow zinc]

absolutely 🙂

[normal sable]

You gonna start flaming?

[mellow zinc]

if anyone knows csgo ull know this is the phoon music 😳

[fading grove]

lol

[still patrol]

Does this have a console error decrypter of sorts.

Where can I post error logs?

[fading grove]

Sir this is #off-topic

[long summit]

@still patrol Why the friend request?

[still patrol]

I need help 😦

[long summit]

With?

[still patrol]

https://paste.helpch.at/vagucezopu.apache

DeluxeChat won't work

[long summit]

Head to #spigot-linking then #deluxechat

[still patrol]

I can't

It's linked to my prior discord

How do I go about unlinking

[wary willow]

funnycube is the only one that can help wtih that. cc: @muted fern ^

[still patrol]

@long summit would you still help me fix I can show purchase proof.

[long summit]

Sorry, support is only on the channel

[sharp sky]

Allman 🥲

@zenith sigil that generation is awesome though, but don't you think it's kinda sphereic at some points?

[fading grove]

its not even considered allman, its a hybrid

look at the main method

makes it 10x more disgusting

[mellow zinc]

lol theres literally no consistency there, im not sure u can even call that a code style

[fading grove]

facts

[sharp sky]

Hi again. I got a survey that you guys need to answer, optional though

[fading grove]

Hola

me llamo PulseBeat_02

[sharp sky]

What style of handwriting (holding pen) did you guys use? Lateral, or Dynamic tripod?, or quadrupod type?

[fading grove]

i use lateral

idk how the fuck people do dynamic

i've been told to do it but i just cant write well with it

[sharp sky]

Only teachers know

[queen jewel]

The what?

Dynamic tripod?

[sharp sky]

Thank you 👀

[fallow crow]

the last one is just being lazy, come on

[fading grove]

actually mine is a hybrid

its like lateral tripod

but the pencil has a smaller gap

[queen jewel]

Oh, I use the dynamic tripod style or whatever that is I guess

[fallow crow]

same

[fading grove]

tf

how do you guys place 3 fingers

[sharp sky]

Also, mine has adapted to dynamic quadrupod

[fallow crow]

how am I supposed to know

I just do

[fading grove]

doesnt your finger rub onto the paper

🤮

[queen jewel]

Is that not how most people write?

[sharp sky]

There's a better reason I don't do dynamic tripod

If you look at your middle finger, you will see a "swollen point"

[fading grove]

No

i dont rub my finger on paper

because its uncomfortable

[queen jewel]

Most

[fading grove]

and creates friction

so makes me go slower

and teachers talk like speed of light

[sharp sky]

Everyone in my class uses dynamic tripod lmao

[fading grove]

tf lol

[queen jewel]

Yes same

[fallow crow]

Pulse you are the only one off here lmao

[queen jewel]

I only know like 1 or 2 people who hold the pen differently

[fading grove]

that means im the one and only

🤩

[queen jewel]

Eh

[fading grove]

fuck you all im going to start my own culture

[sharp sky]

Lmao

[queen jewel]

Lol

[fading grove]

🥲

[fallow crow]

lol

[sharp sky]

I feel comfortable with dynamic quadrupod

[queen jewel]

Forget the liberals and join The Laterals

[sharp sky]

A complete ignorance to teachers from 5 yrs old kid 👍

[fading grove]

Forget the dynamics and don't start getting pandemic

[sharp sky]

You guys forgot you still have Elara cult 😂

[queen jewel]

Elara cult still going strong

[sharp sky]

Anyway, thanks yall for taking survey

[fading grove]

yall ass

go eat ass

[queen jewel]

Rituals every friday to keep elara satiated

(and by that I mean I open the project, get lazy, and close it)

🥲

[sharp sky]

Rood

[fading grove]

open the project, then open a video game and close the window for better frames

[fading grove]

https://tenor.com/view/tracey-morgan-no-hell-no-gif-11585244

[queen jewel]

Good idea

That fucking gif again 😂

[fading grove]

yes

lol

[sharp sky]

I can't open tenor in this mobile data...

[queen jewel]

Anyway gn

[sharp sky]

Bye

[fading grove]

no

dont sleep

is it 9:29 PM for you

[fallow crow]

He's from the Mojave desert or something idk lmao

[fading grove]

lmao

[brittle steppe]

Whats up simpsss

where is Kim Jong Pig

[fallow crow]

[fallow crow]

lmao

[sullen sorrel]

actually? 👀

[frigid anchor]

How do i get a plugin's role ?

like i own DeluxeChat, how do i get the role for it :P ?

so i can access the dev builds and stuff

[fallow crow]

#spigot-linking

[late drift]

in #816184749752188958 are we allowed to offer free stuff like a discord image host?

[queen jewel]

huh?

It was 4:30 AM for me lmao

[muted fern]

What's the discord ID of your old account?

@vestal axle It's pretty easy to check yourself what the permission node is

Open the jar file in winrar or similar and locate the plugin.yml

should say the permission nodes in there

[still patrol]

@muted fern 649351239745667084 (please ping me when responding)

[muted fern]

Unlinked.

[mellow zinc]

@velvet crescent idk if u seen the tracklist yet

[velvet crescent]

Wut

[mellow zinc]

10 new songs
7 excluding paid my dues cloud and lost

for march 26 🥺

[velvet crescent]

Hype

Who's Tech N9ne btw

[magic summit]

Hmmm.... Not sure if that are enough comments for the file...
https://github.com/Andre601/mkdocs-template/blob/feature/improve-mkdocs-yml/mkdocs.yml

[velvet crescent]

Meh

[nova kestrel]

👀

[vernal blaze]

💩

[sullen sorrel]

wot

💩

[sharp sky]

Hi. I need you guys to finish a survey for me (I already asked this around 6h ago) for an assignment. This is optional

[sullen sorrel]

ok

wheres the survey?

i cba scrolling up 😫

[sharp sky]

What style of handwriting (holding pen) did you guys use daily? Lateral or dynamic tripod, lateral or dynamic quadrupod type?

Ik, someone is gotta google this...

Here's the demonstration for lazyheads

[sullen sorrel]

i found better image

i use lateral

idk if its tripod or quad

[sharp sky]

This is a serious survey, no "idk" here

[sullen sorrel]

they look the same

[sharp sky]

No?

[sullen sorrel]

okay, im 99% sure i use lateral quadrupod

after looking some more

[light scaffold]

I think I'm dynamic quadrupod

[sharp sky]

I'm using that too yeah

[sullen sorrel]

why am i the odd one out 😦

[sharp sky]

I think I am in fact the only person in my class to use that type

[sullen sorrel]

o

[sharp sky]

You're weird, dkim

In literal word

[sullen sorrel]

um

do you mean that in a bad way

[sharp sky]

Yes...

[sullen sorrel]

😔

[sharp sky]

Anyway, i still don't get the reason why teachers promoting students to use dynamic tripod

[nova kestrel]

lateral quatrupod gang

[sharp sky]

Using dynamic tripod type would get the middle finger to like "swollen" kinda way cause of rubbing too much

I don't like that experience

I did check most of my friends' middle finger skin and saw the same swollen point

[nova kestrel]

just type tho

[sharp sky]

I think it's called "callus"?

Oh wait, a bump, duh

(Internet though, not me, I don't have that)

[velvet crescent]

You don't hold the pencil with your ass cheeks?

[sharp sky]

Tf man

👀

[nova kestrel]

that's Austria for u

[sharp sky]

I'm already have the habit of sucking on pencil by its body so no pls

[velvet crescent]

What the

[nova kestrel]

👀

[sharp sky]

I always do that during exam lol

Keeps me motivated

[velvet crescent]

Buy a ||dildo|| if you like sucking so much :kek:

[sharp sky]

Rood

[velvet crescent]

Was a joke smh

[stray geyser]

yep, can confirm

[wise grotto]

hey

[queen jewel]

uh

[wise grotto]

Can someone help not mess up with my crush?

[nova kestrel]

we make software for minecraft

this isn't really the place for that

[stray geyser]

lol

and they're gone

[nova kestrel]

hehe

[queen jewel]

nah man, helpchat gotta help

🥲

[sharp sky]

?

[queen jewel]

I'vnt seen a swollen finger like that yet

[stray geyser]

I have that

Used to be worse when I wrote more on paper but yeah

it's not really swollen, the skin is just very thick there

[solid parcel]

Any chat formatting plugins you guys would suggest?

[naive agate]

DeluxeChat @solid parcel

[sullen sorrel]

or EssentialsChat

if you dont wanna pay

and you just want a simple chat plugin

😛

@rotund glacier btw u dont need the [requirements] xD

just saying 😂

[solid parcel]

There are a bunch of new negative reviews on deluxechat

[sullen sorrel]

oooof

[solid parcel]

Apparently it's behind on updates so

[long summit]

Ew

[sullen sorrel]

it's not bad

[naive agate]

All of those reviews are bs imma be honest it's because 1 thing hasnt been added yet which is hex support

[velvet crescent]

Triumph Chat

[sullen sorrel]

well the reviews said it was going to be added soon

but it wasn't added

and the last update was november

[fringe sigil]

i think i got this on my foot

[sullen sorrel]

a paid plugin should at least update the plugin frequently

[fringe sigil]

actually no

[sullen sorrel]

or least monthly

[solid parcel]

found the trump supporter lol

[fringe sigil]

"Triumph Chat"

[sullen sorrel]

wot

oh

lmao

[long summit]

Add the h or people will think it's something to do with trump xD

[fallow crow]

Trump chat

You're wrong

[velvet crescent]

was on phone, forgot to click eeee

[velvet crescent]

I'm European so bruh

[junior prism]

I’ll just casually leave this block of cheese here for y’all 🧀

[sullen sorrel]

takes

[normal sable]

adam is levely down

[sullen sorrel]

wot

[normal sable]

dkim I need a host again 🥲

[sullen sorrel]

🥲

24/7?

[normal sable]

ye I gotta put wemence on it

[sullen sorrel]

wemence?

[normal sable]

thats my bo

bot

[sullen sorrel]

oh

how much mb ram?

[normal sable]

it's light af

but hold up

if I wanna make a barry leveling system, would that take more storage?

[sullen sorrel]

yes

[normal sable]

hm

[sullen sorrel]

js or java?

[normal sable]

java

[sullen sorrel]

oof

hm

and you don't have anything like a rpi?

[normal sable]

nope

[sullen sorrel]

rip

[ebon shadow]

AWS free tier

[normal sable]

😮

[sullen sorrel]

😮

[fallow crow]

Salutations gentlemen and ladies.

[fringe sigil]

ovh sbg-2 vps 😦

[normal sable]

which one do I use tho

[sullen sorrel]

not the first for sure

[ebon shadow]

EC2

[sullen sorrel]

EC2?

[sullen sorrel]

oh

that isn't a lot of hours

[normal sable]

only 12 months

[ebon shadow]

It only counts down when your bot is actually in use iirc dkim

[sullen sorrel]

well

i thought remence wanted 24/7 bot O_O

[ebon shadow]

It's free. What more do you want

[normal sable]

24/7 tho lmao

I never even used it properly

[ebon shadow]

it is 24/7. It will only take from your hours if your bot uses resources past a certain threshold I think.

Or you could pay £20 for a Pi and host it yourself

[normal sable]

alright

un giubg wuth tha

[sullen sorrel]

pi ftw

[normal sable]

im going with that*

[sullen sorrel]

i have a pi

and its really ez to use

[ebon shadow]

We all have Pis

[normal sable]

so use it????

[sullen sorrel]

?

i use my pi

for my bot

that is never used but hosted 24/7