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lmao
loads fine for me
yep lmao
literally every comment on youtube is give us poll
it loads fine but i cant see trending
do you get the poll tho Mackenzie?

Nope
The Mob Vote is open!
You have 20 minutes to pick your favourite: Moobloom, Iceologer or Glow Squid!
Vote now!
vote closed 
its not loading the others

xD
200k votes already wtf
:)
do you want to die?
Yes
Oh god this is gonna be close
I require cows to interact with bees
170k votes already jesus
they thing squid will be a dynamic light source but is not ...
going to be like that
just hold a torch in offhand, ez light source 🙂
Pain
360k votes holy shit
or use fullbright, and never need light sources at all 🙂
The squid is boring
xD
Looks like glow squid is winning
yeah glow squid is going to win 😦
its close between ice and glow tho
bcz 27.3% people are stupid and voted moobloom xD
I'm the GOAT
there's no need for more goats

I mean tbh, retextured squid, retextured cow, retextured illiger
yeah but illiger is the best
Well no chillager has a new aoe attack
I'm surprised someone hasn't botted the vote
Let's bot the votes
im sure someone has
someone botted moobloom 
A retextured cow that interacts with bees
not going to read that
What if it’s a tie between chillager and glow squid
Imma be mad
Can't believe the damn squid is winning lmao
Honestly
we fight until the end
making 10 more accounts to vote
not much but its honest work
I'd rather have the chillager
I don’t even like the voting system
Add all of them
pretty sure people that don't own a copy of mc are voting as well
they should have made their own voting system on minecraft.nety
net*
more fair voting
So close
noo 😦
guys we lost
mr beast voted for Squid
yeah
Damn
lets raid Dream's house
and make a tweet
sayng Chillager is best
I think its time to give up 😦
If it’s a tie
What's the votes at
They both could be added
its not 😦
God dammit mr beast
Glow squid winning
now all kids that don't know how to think for themselves vote squid
iceologer 35.4 squid 36.5
"and a video chat with Mojang" god damn the budget is low for that lmao
xD
Why do people want stupid shit and not pasive shit?
Because pasive shit is useless
yeah
you don't get a new attack type if you vote for pacifist things
Glow Squid ftw
Chillager Gang!
!!
!!?
yes
Minecraft lacks challenge so iceologer is a no brainer
yeah I want to see you kill the new mob in the caves
Ahmad imma whoop ur ass -.-
then tell me it doesn't have challanges
):
Glow squid adds nothing tho it is not even a light source
nice
But the cows and the bees 
most retweets and likes I've ever made and given on twitter xD
lets steal the book guys
Steal the book
Steal the book
Recreate minecraft with multi core support 
imagine if the poll was 1 day long, thered be easily 1 mil votes
Kali
new twitter trend? #stealthebook
Remember to go vote!
4 minutes left!
The Mob Vote is open!
You have 20 minutes to pick your favourite: Moobloom, Iceologer or Glow Squid!
Vote now!
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@everyone ?
Glare
What did you vote for
Vote for moobloom or death
How about on the last minute
Oh this fucker can speak chinese
jeb just speaked chinese lol
They’re like “sike were adding all of them”
xD
Jens can speak Chinese the fuck
I didn’t listen
I mean... isn't english his second language?
Yes
yea
Swedish, English and now Chinese
haha
He probs speaks swedish, english and some chinese
and probably Chilleger language as well.
Since he said he still learns it
I'mma build myself a "sheep garden"
Considering he was just fluently speaking chinese I wouldn't say just "some" chinese
They’re like “sike were adding all of them”
@sturdy bobcat Maybe. They always claim to add all, but just put the other ones in at a later point
Considering he was just fluently speaking chinese I wouldn't say just "some" chinese
@velvet crescent How do you know it was fluently?
1 minute left 😦
for squid
he couldve just been speaking gibberish for all we know 
Andre, fluently in the sense of non stuttering
People vote for a basic reskin of an existing mob... What a shame
combat PogU
@velvet crescent ok. For me is fluently like he knows it completely and can phrase difficult sentences
there are quite a few snapshots out Marcel
Can they just make a gamerule for legacyCombat ?
Considering that he stutters in english, he apparently isn't fluently there? xD
👀
Can they just make a gamerule for legacyCombat ?
@sturdy bobcat This was proposed and denied
Who said he might not have a stutter
Imagine trying to "chat" in that stream....
xD
I was gonna say turn on the furnace, but that's an oof
Love the bottom right one
tf Minecraft and mario cross over?
rip we lost
There's going to be more than 1 vote.
wait was the alex skin made to look like him?
yeah 2 votes
but what's the difference? I don't get it
why 2 votes?
Sakurai 
xD
has Jeb forgotten servers like 2B2T exist?

that's like asking why internet is still a thing when dark web exists
That’s not social distancing
1 mask
Jens 10 years at Mojang? 
Well yes
Yea he's been there from the start has he not?
For a second, I thought he was about to say he's resigning.
I doubt from the very start
Well yea but from the start when it mattered
what in the world?
^
What the fuck is this
Lmao
This looks like that ad for that resource pack mojang did
reminds me of this:
Pigs got moves. You just gotta make them show it.
Music: Lena Raine - Pigstep
New to snapshot 20w16a.
Official Merch Store:
https://streamlabs.com/phnixhamsta/#/merch
Minecraft's Pokémon: Cobalt and Amethy...
xD
they boutta get gangbanged
reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6QkIWUEyFI&ab_channel=XboxViewTV
Official "Super Duper Minecraft Musical" coming 2018 to Xbox One.
The Super Duper Graphics Pack is coming to Minecraft in 2018, and as a taste of what's to come we’ve made this Super Duper Musical for you and your wolf bud to enjoy! Sing along and dance it out with Super star...
Well that was traumatic
1ST ROUND POG
:( my piss cow
we support the cows
does anyone know of a google extension that adds dark theme to websites ?
you can support us
Ori
I’ll vote iceologer
You better vote for the Chillager
this guy is cool
@velvet crescent get the bots ready
He’s
he's votting for the Chillager
does anyone know of a google extension that adds dark theme to websites ?
@fallow crow darkreader
Don't you dare
ok ty
Where's the poll smh
takes a minute to load I guess
We need bedrock level of mc skins
Some of these people have their cameras to close
Glowsquid winning is the saddest thing
Error 404: Poll not found
We have a chance to vote for chillager now
Moobloom is out! We’re so sorry bees, no new friend for you.
It’s now a two-mob race between Iceologer and Glow Squid – and the final round of voting is open… Now!
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Pain
I’m literally gonna learn how to make mobs
What is wrong with this people
Mods*
huh it showed me 100% for iceologer
Just so I can create the moobloom in mods
Refresh it recarnation
ah it was bugged
why is this photo just randomly posted in the replays? xD https://i.imgur.com/88gOPb3.png
still losing
Because that's how everyone are feeling around kids when they all vote the dumb squid
Glow squid voters: 
We just need a big youtuber to say to vote for the Iceologer and this would be fair 🙄
still losing 😦
@mellow zinc ready the nukes
yeah the problem is CaptainSparkes did
We need pewdiepie
but mrbeast and dream are manipulating kids
@mellow zinc ready the nukes
@velvet crescent no u
yeah is pewds live??
We need pewds
No but like
lets wake him up
What we need is bots 
100m subs? He would clown on mrbeast
that too ^
Wait what am I watching
idk
They talking about bedrock?
Who cares
doodoo
Java edition is actual minecraft
repost
Bedrock is just clown minecraft
still losing 😦
They seriously think anyone gives two shits about this ;C
Id care if it was about java edition
Minecraft: Elara edition?

They sound so bored of this
Unfortunate.
lol that gif
love this guy https://i.imgur.com/RwWcLlD.png
All praise to Spooklez
and the Chillager
Spain without the S
Goddamn litle shits
That's stupid
xD
captainsparklez the og
They are the definition of useless
I may have voted Glow squid
To anyone here that voted for the Glow Squid, I hope you break your ankle
Mooblooms were better than glow squids
@waxen wave You in uni accomodation?
Yeah I am
I may have voted Glow squid
@twin dune say sike rn
Not in lockdown so far 🤞
Nice
any b0ts ?
I voted Moobloom initially
Cave update pog
More updates? come on
mhm
yeah and then kicked out
Mojang*
xD
Probably
lol
I'm not sure what life is anymore
I can’t work with others because I have terrible communications skills
yeah you ain't getting hired by mojang
You can't tell me what to do Blitz!!!11!!!
yes I can ! Vote Chillager !
seee? you're going to do it
oh wait
crystals?
oh god
Crystals
Crystal Meth, here we come
Oh I thought its a different color light source. but they still are a light source
use: inhale xD
rubies re-added? xD
I wasn't focused for a second, and tuned back into him saying "He took kids".
:)))
Glowier Glow
16/15 light power
blind/15 light power
ohhh yeahh
jesus christ
that was bad
Telescope
to see those 16 pixels even closer
yeah just worse
Telescope
Mojang: "It's such a useful item"
galacticraft 
copper looks ehh
The real question is... in minecraft, does copper react with the "non-existent" oxygen to make Copper Oxide?
🥱
Ayy!
instead
telescope could be used in conjunction with Crackshot guns 
They added Copper Oxide
Yuck
my house looks like my grandma's now wtf
Actually, looks pretty good once fully green
its so small lol
that's just a creeper farm
lightning rod
charged creeper
twitter bugged
it ended a while ago

I'm calling it - they're adding back-packs
Bundles?
bundles
interesting
That inventory display lol
that's actually an amazing idea
good idea tho
Display does look kinda bad
instead of backpacks which are op and already shulkerboxes are a thing
Can we shulker in bundle though?
put shulkers in bundles

Blender?
Blocks that match up together 
What UI?
On mobile, so can't watch stream rn
Couldn't agree more @trim raft
@magic summit https://i.imgur.com/M66tOol.png
She has a minecraft mug
Hmmm
That display looks hideous
oh this looks nice
ooo
brush? xD
This is sick
Chisel mod
That animation lmfao
or what it's called
xD
minecraft story PogU
omg that's cool
How old is this guy? lol
Minecraft 1.17 might be one of the best updates
Or most feature intensive
1.18 will be better
someone is updating this wiki live i think wtf https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Caves_%26_Cliffs
imo
@sturdy bobcat Wait till they say servers will require 5GB (RAM) minimum.

YO POG
kill it
Fish
Axolotls are cute the fuck
YO POG
item.minecraft.axol.soemthing xD
Send a picture of it, my internet just fucked it's self
ewww
They’re cute
the ingame version
their amazing
eww
The axolotl might easily be one of the cutest mobs we've ever added to Minecraft – don't even start us gushing about how adorable they look in a bucket!
But looks can be deceiving, and this cutey is also a tough little predator...
their endangered 😦

The art is cute
hmm

They swim with you??
lol they attack guardians
WTF
They fight for you???
xD
new pokemon move PogU
glow squids 😦
Summer 2021?!
Summer pog
😦

😭 they dont glow
They didn’t expect it cus they didn’t want it
What about jeb?
dk who that is
Neither do i
They cum on you 
Hot
They cum on you
that would be cool
@sturdy bobcat look you're my teammate https://i.imgur.com/dsAh0oO.png
300k+ pea brained people as I said, unfortunately @woven prairie was one of them ;(
Fucking idots
First thing I'm doing when glow squid is added is creating a server that runs 24/7 with the sole purpose of spawning 1000's per second and dropping them into lava
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First thing I’m doing when we get the new update is killing the glow squid..
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nice
I will feast upon the shattered dreams of players eventually discovering that the glow squid doesn't actually glow.
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Glow squids are kind of an insult imo
Like squids alone are already so useless...
And now we get a dress-up wanna-be cousine for this...
sigh
its in the game
@nova star Someone posted an image related to this and I was like "Oh god, WHY?!"
Nice
Like instead of "Get stick bugged lol" was it (and I kid you not) "Get thicc bugged lol"
...yeah
Should we know them?
lol
Wireless redstone?
did you watch minecraft live?
Imagine if 1.17 is also the PvP update
what is the pvp update 🤔
Doesn't matter if it has the pvp update or not
Kids will still just stay on 1.8 cos they're stubborn
tbh if I switched back to 1.8, I'll probs be bored as hell, I may hop on hypixel tho
You disgust me
Kinda cringe if you ask me
Nah
mackenzziee <3
I don't really play mc anymore tbh, I just like fuxking around with plugina
i dont really play unless im bored and wanna be toxic
https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/761129129730900028/762079834045939724
@leaden pike I can't send you a friend request, as you're not accepting them.
then i go to hcf community
All trump needs to do to win the election is act sus, If you know what I mean.
mackenzziee <3
@nocturne fossil What's this about?
I cant edit my emojis anymore
hello!
Can i advertise my spigot plugin(s) in #761129130875682876?
#showcase is probably better, should be fine. If you get told off I will take the blame
i think its fine to just say like look at this cool plugin i made. heres the link if interested
Ok, thanks 🙂
@fringe sigil so I should blame you now?
@patent inlet its not made for advertisement its made for showcase
yeh iik
i used to play minehq, and only 1.7/1.8
arcane
velt
etc
it was fun while it lasted
but the latest versions are so much fun once I switched
this 1.17 update has me more hype than ever
ehh
I mean pvp just got boring in general for me.
once ur like consistently like 1500 elo on every server it gets boring, and 1.7/1.8 servers are not innovating at all
plus being stuck on a 6 year old version doesn't help
new servers making the same stuff
just wanting to make money
no innovation
Reason they still uses 1.8 is because of simple performance
well I mean another major reason is because of pvp
I'm not really a fan of pvp though
knockback, and hit detection are more "smooth" on 1.7/1.8 versions
I like 1.9 combat though
yeh i love 1.9 combat for its PvE environment
I just made my own 1.16 texture pack with lower shield, and low fire.
My reason is because of more real life simulation
When you hit and you go instantly, you'll get weaker attack
ehh I mean I don't really want Minecraft to be a real life stimulation.
That is in real life
but jeb talked about the combat at minecraft live
so hopefully the combat will be improved to fit both pve and pvp
I mean, yeah i heard that
4 of them didn't suit my need
It is going to be an unfair play very soon
You know.. it's not about PvP that makes Minecraft popular, right?
yo if ur down we can hop on a practice server or play on hypixel russianized
yea
Yikes
smh
If already know glow squid have very low light level, why are those braindead still choose them...
to be fair whatever it is itll be better than phantoms
I heard its because of dream and mr beast stan fans but dont take my word for it
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wanna see the real magic trick tho
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@arctic raptor look I out cubed the square
Noone Cube's the square
No, not yet
Well I got all the placeholders added, I gotta test it tho, I pushed the papi stuff, but couldn't figure out how to do the expansion stuff
Oh copy the files
Ew
I'll do that later when I get on pc, I got so much shit to study ;(
hf
You stay a booster for a day i think
But yeah, if you join back, you don't get the role, you must re boost.
@wise flower but like why lmfao
Or was it the $1 game pass?
||flex||
lol
Normal discord is fine
If i changed the color scheme
id have it dark blue

It's my favourite color scheme
@sturdy bobcat purge that class please
KClass.MAX_VALUE
yeah
@haughty topaz Can you delete that..
frosty knows java so that means his a pro hacker
pro hacker yes
yeah good request and pretty sure against some TOS xD
You can just ask for her pass 5Head
yeah like she's going to give it.
👀
Main 
tf did i just decompile
@fallow crow 🤮🤮
@barren hatch which tablet you got for yourself mate?
Lmfao
Oh yeah

yea why r u shouting
I got pinged and then barry yeeted tradie
life is too chill to be shouting
SUNNYVALE for life mate
Sunnyvale for life mate
Very nice
Nope
😂😂
This fucker would rock your shit
I thought its a fucking huge rabbit ...
@barren hatch Awesome, be sure to clean it with a microfiber cloth from time to time. I don't know whether its valid or not but, apparently it reduces scratches?
Currently doing some revision for school (Computing)... and I was wondering if anyone knows how to describe the effect of said error?
@twin dune the program wouldn't start / compile, because the syntax is incorrect
I suppose, but I feel that's too obvious.
Well what else could the answer be then?
but damn, who the fuck would use & for string concatenation lol
It's a 2 mark question by the looks of it, you won't need a lot
COBOL 😐
@barren hatch Awesome, be sure to clean it with a microfiber cloth from time to time. I don't know whether its valid or not but, apparently it reduces scratches?
@winged portal yea will do! Do you do art?
Goddamn it Gaby
#harry yeah, i do sometimes 😄
trying to upgrade to 1gb
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my phone attracts dust on the screen like nothing ive ever seen before lol
Literally you put it face down on your bed and its covered in dust
my battery lasts for like 8-12 hours with youtube always on
what phone do you have again?
my phones got like 18W fast charging or whatever, idk if thats good...
mine is 60 W I think. Xiaomi RedMi Note 9 Pro
not sure actually how many W it is
tho
nvm 27 W
I think xD
I rly dk
oh yeah it does say 27-33W
damn everyone buying xiaomi's :OO
Are you still using Samsung then? 👀
No, I got a Xiaomi Redmi Note 8T
xiaomi are cheap... xD
Yeah I agree on that one
well I mean they do put adds in their launcher to make their phones so cheap
but still
the ads are not so intrusive. At least not anymore
I've legit never seen an ad lmao
what MIUI do you have?
MIUI Global 11.0.11
on MIUI 11 and 12 I know there are some. You get 1 when you download things.
like a small add and its not a video
like you don't have to wait to skip or anything
it used to be that it gave like full screen adds but they got a lot of backlash so they changed them. Also they didn't have an add filter. People used to get porn adds and things like that.
lol
pr0n
try downloading something and see if you get an add on the page that shows you downloaded the app.
Bruh
I mean lemmo if you have money go for it
but I got a pretty good phone for my 300$ .. xD
oh this time they didn't put an add there lol xD
I tried to show an example
so where the big white space is
it used to put a small ad
Oh yea I usually don't get ads here
well not always seems like
well tbh I saw a video about it xD
I didn't even knew they do that
but then I downloaded something just to test and it did put an add
but I downloaded a lot of apps and never noticed
so its not like I rly care
I got a 500$ phone for 300$ ... xD
Its a bummer that my phone didn't get the MIUI 12 update. And I don't think it will get it at all 😦
I like how they advertise their phone using the fact they have access to google apps xD
I don't think I have the 12 update as well
yeah just the more expensive phones got it.
they do give the latest android security updates tho which is nice. I know some companies didn't for older phones
the only thing I hate is they advertise 4 cameras but one of them is literally a 2 MP Depth camera... which is just a trash camera.
I mean the main camera is pretty nice
@fringe sigil have you got it already?
Hi yes there was a misunderstanding. the column no longer needs migrating thank you
alright
$ekonds
🔨 A user has been banished from the island for using wrongly distributed software, the island has spoken.
Nope.
A guy got caught distributing leaks. He got banned in this channel I guess
ah
Lmao
How is that a win
Childhood
oh fuck. they added a queue now .. 😦 https://i.imgur.com/6qdEQlr.png
I mean server.pro sounded like the best alternative for a free test server but a test server is suppose to be able to run whenever I want it 😦 It is what it is I guess
You can't expect much for free, lol
oh fuck. they added a queue now .. 😦 https://i.imgur.com/6qdEQlr.png
@wary willow 'now'?
well no idea when they added it
it always been like that 🤣
I didn't get it past few weeks
not always. I used to use it when it was like 512 Mb and it didn't have it
Cause noone used it for a while
are you fucking kidding me?
I have to watch it the whole time
otherwise it just resets me
I'm 95 now ...
waited 10 minutes 😦
Hi guys
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