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Boris johnson is 56 and barely survived
no way he's surviving
Anyone complaining?
We can only hope
I don't think the comments about trump on twitter were positive 
Lmao the first tweet I see is "hope he dies"
Yep
Yep pretty much
lol
"this is fake! Why is our leader taking part in it?"
🤔🤔🤔
Nice one guys, you're almost there
i love twitter
i love twitter
I don't
The replies are actually incredible
Season finale is gonna be fucking fire...
We should’ve never shot that goddamn gorilla
lmao
LOL
no way he's surviving
@eternal apex I wouldn't be so sure about that. Covid sure won't waste energy on trying to kill his only braincell... And even then do I doubt that he used it for staying alive
It's trump
Me after donating my life savings to the Apache software foundation
Another recording with Dxtory for first experience at 60 fps. Enjoy!
Recommend to turn on CC if it's available
All the footage and contents used in this video belongs to respective owners
Subtitles finished
You can now enjoy the lyrics
I like the recent showcase
mine? 🥺
I mean he can just use @p can't he?
You know it's hacktober when your reposuddenly gets PRs
Is the background too dark?
Or normal?
On this phone i just had from my neighbor who haven't used this for years
Is there an actual way to fix color being darken on such dark scenes?
Looks normal to me
Is there an actual way to fix color being darken on such dark scenes?
This problem existed all the way back as well, no idea what is the name of this problem tho
Shit screen lol
dont worry, sars revamp isnt real, it cant hurt you
1973
2073
NO
th:if
I hate so much when i forget a }
sounds like a you problem
public String prettyElapsed(final Date start, final Date end) {
if (start == null) {
return "never";
}
long diffInMillis = Math.abs(end.getTime() - start.getTime());
if (diffInMillis > 31536000000L) {
final long years = diffInMillis / 31536000000L;
return years + " " + (years > 1 ? "years" : "year") + " ago";
}
if (diffInMillis > 2629746000L) {
final long months = diffInMillis / 2629746000L;
return months + " " + (months > 1 ? " months" : "month") + " ago";
}
if (diffInMillis > 86400000L) {
final long days = diffInMillis / 86400000L;
return days + " " + (days > 1 ? " days" : "day") + " ago";
}
if (diffInMillis > 3600000L) {
final long hours = diffInMillis / 3600000L;
return hours + " " + (hours > 1 ? " hours" : "hour") + " ago";
}
if (diffInMillis > 60000L) {
final long minutes = diffInMillis / 60000L;
return minutes + " " + (minutes > 1 ? " minutes" : "minute") + " ago";
}
return "just now";
}
pretty time lib I call it
TimeUnit.YEAR.toMillis(1)
@light scaffold need any PRs?
PDM
added comma
you add it, I remove it Niall
lol
🥶
:smart:
hello cold emoji

:clojurecold_face:
I showcase a highly respected organisation
And someone deletes it?
I knew helpchat was
Censor time
youtube borked
borked
hey dad hey dad hey dad boogie bomb
why am i dancing
Hey dad Hey dad Hey dad BOOGIE BOMB... Why am i dancing - tiktok kid & dad
since mongraal tweeted this f it - https://twitter.com/mongraal/status/1297502126336335873?s=21
anybody knows what this is lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Computer_Driving_Licence
European Computer Driving Licence (ECDL), also known as International Computer Driving Licence (ICDL) in non-European countries, is a computer literacy certification programme provided by ECDL Foundation, a not-for-profit organisation.
ECDL / ICDL certification - is a globally...
that is a possibility
anybody knows what this is lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Computer_Driving_Licence
@boreal escarp certification for computer skills
European Computer Driving Licence (ECDL), also known as International Computer Driving Licence (ICDL) in non-European countries, is a computer literacy certification programme provided by ECDL Foundation, a not-for-profit organisation.
ECDL / ICDL certification - is a globally...
Advanced Modules: Advanced Word Processing
Intermediate Modules: 2D Computer Aided Design

It's not going to test you for system administration skills
it's strictly "can you open a browser"
"are you capable to make a word document"
stuff like that
in romania it can be used to bypass a baccalaureate exam for computer literacy
basically useless
uh
- another 30 EUR for registering
"non profit"
so in total about 150 EUR let's say
it is non profit, there are some costs associated though it's to be expected that you need to pay up
is it worth or?
depends on your view of it
if you have something to certify your skills when using a computer it's not really that useful aside just stepping over that step in the romanian baccalaureate
if you don't, then it may be a good thing to put along with your CV
mhm ok
it's a simple test, and not everybody is a star in terms of using a computer
so it may be useful
Best gaming chairs?
@woven prairie 🔥
ty
Office chairs > gaming chairs
That's what I meant
Bruh I've got a sofa as my gaming chair
Bold of you to assume there's something decent in SA
i'm not in a first world country and i can find stuff here
You guys have Staples or IKEA?
now i'm not sure how it is in SA
but there are definetly some that sell chairs
i think this was about 115$
help up pretty well considering the use it has
I have a shorturl API i provide for free now
but in the last couple of weeks i had to do policing to remove phishing links
i'm looking to see if there's any way to monetize it, maybe you have some ideas
I think the only way really is watch a video or some ads for a couple seconds (similar to adfly)
yeah, thought about that
but i need to implement it in a way that it doesn't affect current users
because some have shorturl images and such
Ah
you mean monetization for the user or for you?
for me
Because i get stuff like this
Hello,
We have discovered a phishing attack located on your network:
https://sfy.cx/u/puO [104.31.64.97]
This attack targets our customer, Amazon, website URL http://www.amazon.com/.
Would it be possible to have the fraudulent content, and any other associated fraudulent content, taken down as soon as you are able to?
Additionally, please keep the fraudulent content safe so that our customer and law enforcement agencies can investigate this incident further once the site is offline.
More information about the detected issue is provided at https://incident.netcraft.com/321662baa26e/
Many thanks,
Netcraft
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/conxeptworks-model-engine—ultimate-entity-model-manager-1-14-1-16-3.79477/reviews this is what I call a review, damn
ye
The tree looks like the one from mo creatures
literally drag and drop
rapidapi (platform i use to provide my API) has some features for monetization
so i can charge money for the API
but i doubt they'd pay up
Something I was curious about... Since when does Spigot/PaperMC no longer allow the updating of plugin jars while the server is running?
Like at least on windows does it give me the warning/error that the file I want to replace is currently in use by one or multiple softwares and can therefore not be replaced.
I recall where you could just replace plugin jars and perform a reload/restart of the server.
Probably in newer vers, idk. I can still drag and drop on my fork of Tuinity with no issue. But, if it's a thing, probably best to stop /reloading or. using plugman on production
I only use /reload on test servers
I was gonna use a "who asked" joke but it's just cringy at this point
I just make everything work the first time so I never need to reload
If your stuff still has bugs and/or glitches, it's time to grow up
not everyone is as much of a coding wizard as you gianluca 😤
Write plugin -> test -> maybe fix a typo or something -> release
@fringe sigil > Write plugin -> test -> maybe fix a typo or something -> never be able to find that typo or problem -> never release 😦
Fr there are no bugs in rust. People dont get it
that's clearly fiction
u should become the ambassador for rust

stop flexing on us with reactions

😦
ok
ok

@dusty goblet @uneven tree .. remove it rn
I wanted to apply for a role but Barry keep saying that it's the wrong format. I entered:
<role name>
<a link to prove>
what am i doing wrong?
Well I mean..
@rare citrus
EXAMPLE:
[Proof] website.com```
isn't that what did? or does it have to be in mono?
You didn't include Role, and Proof did you
oh I though those were placeholders thx
Radio 1 playing some rubbish
sounds like usual
@burnt viper most likely dont have your chunks loaded I recon tryin that
Worlds are preloaded
@burnt viper have you tried to reduce mod spawn rate? have you checked timings?
Whats the most upvoted showcase?
you can also upvote and downvote the same post
Your 4head is unplayable
@fringe sigil center pls
You also need a better recorder, it's all glitchy smh
Gridlock steals valuable time and creates stress for all of us. As part of our plan to make it easier to get around, Metro is considering a new approach to addressing traffic congestion.
To-date, efforts to ease traffic in Los Angeles County have not kept up with demands of l...
I am aware
the video is 6 minutes
you replied less than a minute after I posted it

@woven prairie
😦
@fringe sigil holy moly shit pineapple beutiful
@fringe sigil center pls
@woven prairie
@fringe sigil holy moly shit pineapple beutiful
@uneven tree
Old stuff
bruh
I will add center soon
give me kiteboard pls
Who wanna -> kotlin review?
-> no
=> ok
SWING
javafx
Constructing
Because lists are evaluated by invoking the first element as a function, we must quote a list to prevent evaluation:
(def cards '(10 :ace :jack 9))
heteroiconic
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Dyno can't stop me >:3 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Jesus... I've been apart or (known about) this server for nearly a year now...
I remember this logo from last holloween
NGL, I wish I knew how many times people in this discord helped me
If you read the rest of the message smh
damn
all the OGs left xd
and the colored ranks, trusted, spookmins, etc talked alot more xD
Damn I joined before Gaby

hi
If you have a discord bot that messages you when you join a server I hate you
we use to
as a trial
to see if it would make a difference to our retention rate
but we stopped it when we got access to the welcome screen
but we stopped it when we got access to the welcome screen
@muted fern
bruh
you mean like when it became a feature?
because a server with 1 person can have a welcome screen xD
The criteria was different back then
Yeah we had it a few months earlier
Verification thing can replace this lol
not famous lol
RIP Gary 
F
@muted fern I am female woman prince from Nigeria
r u sure?
why tag me for that
because I haven't tagged you in forever
I miss u
r u like piggy and don't wanna interact with the community ):
wat
wot
piggy is mean sometimes
when have I ever said I don't want to interact with the community
he hit us with a K
srry
I quoted and it pinged you
yes it hurted my feelings that don't exist
im gonna get banned lol
optional temporary state of life
Lies
life does not need feelings, you can opt out
just click the check mark on your settings page for opting out of feelings
and what level snowflake you are
snowflake level 100, you'll never be able to opt out
snowflake level 20, you have a chance
feelsbadman
woops sorry that probably offends you
feelsbadperson
honestly same
i've been identifying as, for as long as I can remember
yeah that's true
@fringe sigil gotta love iphone where it doesn’t like portraying your scoreboard but doesn’t mind if i make it full screen
example
but it works fine when i go full image
or was i looking at a different loop
i’m confused now 😂
that’s full image it kinda works
but looks a lot better than previous recording i sent thoug
though
Probably some GIF encoding bug its happening for me as well
ah
Yo is MC live in 5 hours or am I wrong?
6pm my time iirc
https://i.funnycube.net/xndG7B.png @eternal apex
lel
🥶
That's funny 👀
speed limits are just suggestions ay
Vote chilliger on minecraft live please.
who tf is actually watching that shit lol
Lol
shit makes me want to die
lol
Anyway, if I could vote, I will go for Mobloom
which is not going to be a light source
gottem
Any reason for you all to not like glow squid? 👀
well it doesn't glow... because I bet its not going to emit light.
its just going to be a retextured squid which maybe has an animation or something.
this past 3 weeks I've become addicted to milk for some reason.
Idk if that's a good or bad thing
well is it good when you don't drink water at all just milk ?
it’s fine
milk is great
I literally have 2 litters of milk near me. Well now 0.2 Litters
milk is probs like 80% water anyway so it’s honestly fine
soymilk taste better imo
please go to Paris, climb the Eiffel tower, pretend to jump in a pool full of water but miss it.
looked it up, milk is 87% water
To be fair, I drank soy milk a lot
it’s perfectly fine to drink it alone, and not water
It's actually fine though
Most local stores here buy bottle of soy milks
for legal reasons ||don't actually do that|| xD
thien I actually never drank soymilk in my life
so idk how it tastes xD
but I don't care either
oh rly?
Why Use Java?
It is easy to learn and simple to use
We'll see about that xD
my little brother and my sister
What about you lol
and my cousin.
they join a video chat and play together every day.
no I don't
I've tried it once. Too hard for me
Are they still playing "Adopt Me"? ._.
Just asking
That game is very simple, just by petting animals
no idea what they're playing. I just know its roblox
No idea that the users active reached to 400k on that simple game
I was like "why the hell is this too popular"
Anyway, back to my purpose of asking
I will be back to coding roblox game
I thought of a minigame game tho
Not helping...
remove haloween
There's one official
But I'd seriously not recommend to go there asking for help, especially on development
@eternal apex https://twitter.com/Telstra/status/1311903618514051074
@muted fern lmao
@bright ember As per the rules don't bump your request
:bruh:
@bright ember You won't be warned again.
what
As per the rules don't bump your request
now i wait for the database to be updated so i can go to autosell
@muted fern ^
=buyercheck status
Below is how long ago each plugin's buyers list were updated:
2d 12h 26m
25m 8s
25m 19s
25m 4s
25m 13s
2d 12h 26m
76d 6h 18m
no
u cant revive someone from the dead
=flex
Here are some guild wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

12,042,442
14,937
27,041
99,322
49,799
59,954
3,131,510+
7,595
Mar 29 2016
Oof 2.5k till 10k
Almost 100k commands executed
Started Computing Sciences in university, it's actually so interesting
Here are some guild wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

12,043,806
14,938
27,045
99,326
49,802
59,954
3,131,855+
7,596
Mar 29 2016
we have 244 bans
kotlin review
not a command
Meaning if we unbanned everyone and they rejoined we would be at 10k :((
damn paper is 400k messages behind
xD
just in server settings
they catching up
ban list has been wiped before
Ecloudtickets
@wary willow we can ban players so ofc we have access to that
idk we feel nice sometimes
oh makes sense xD
I don't rly use discord a lot. Well not on my own server.
Russianized barry can ban you too xD
same xD
=flex
Here are some guild wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

12,044,929
14,938
27,047
99,331
49,804
59,954
3,132,039+
7,597
Mar 29 2016
I unscrambled 20% of those? dk if that's a flex or just sad.
):
=cr top
@young temple With 13,300 Correct Guesses
=cr
Try to unscramble the word shown in #chatreaction to win!
See your ChatReaction wins.
See who is the top guesser.
Get a whole list of top players.
Get a hint on the current word.
See your position in the leaderboard.
Your personal best streak.
You can vote to skip the word with the
reaction.
=cr wins
4 Correct Guesses
Yay!
=cr wins
6 Correct Guesses
=cr wins
183 Correct Guesses
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7 Correct Guesses
=cr wins
606 Correct Guesses
cya
good night
Piggy we are learning C right now
Since I have self-studied java for the past few years I kinda got a head start with the basics of programming, so that's pretty nice 😂 But it's nice to actually learn this in a proper environment and not on YouTube
unsigned long long
Only issue being that I got very very little time to dedicate to plugin development now
ULL
unsigned long long? what's that? I know what unsigned long is but never heard of long long
long long
what does that even mean? Is it able to store a number with like a crazy amount of digits?
Every single time..
I am
long long is an integer type which is at least 64-bit wide
It is long long
Like adding two longs together in java
Not possible
long long
Not exist
BigInteger
ReallyLong
It’s almost time for Minecraft Live! Hit SET REMINDER to be notified when our epic celebration of all things Minecraft goes live on October 3rd at 12ET! Join us for update news, exciting announcements and mob votes. More info at https://minecraft.net/live
i love the new logo of papi's discord
where do we vote?
I don't see the vote button 😦
crew is dumb. The squid is not going to glow.
I am 100% sure its not going to glow. They haven't added dynamic lighting in minecraft until now and I don't think they will now.
the cow is just useless but the icelogger is actually going to be a new challenge which is always welcomed.
if I make my pfp glow then people will think I actually support the glowing squid which is exactly the opposite. So no thanks
Ooo.... "Caves and Cliffs" update is 1.17
CAVEEEE
If only it hadn't been leaked like 4 days ago xD
OGs already knew

cave biomes
Ooo.... "Caves and Cliffs" update is 1.17
@twin dune Was leaked a few days ago by someone announcing it on stream
Holly shit it looks cool
Who is that "someone"?
ye
I like the fact they constantly reuse old particles in previous versions and just change the color
new light source
Can't find the vid. Maybe deleted... :C
"We added more particles" - RIP low-end users
Nah no rip
settings > particles > off
There's a convenient, disable particles button
but they can't enjoy them as much
Also with the addition of "cliffs", I'll finally be able to yeet myself off of one 
oh cool water caves
I don’t know if I like the caves
This update is certainly gonna fuck sales of world generation plugins
Well if they can implement this into them it's gonna boost them lol
I feel like they’re two big
well there will be small ones as well
Feedback site and force everyone to upvote 
done
this "drip" biome
They should also increase the world height to 512
hi can someone rate my server
No
no
no
They should also increase the world height to 512
You can fall on a spike and die 
hi can someone rate my server
@marsh cloak Sorry, an error has occurred. Please try again later
Anytime my dude
always here for you
I’m not
u make my joke
Shush
can u guys support me then
Redstone update??
I have an issue that when i op myself the menu comes with all 4 things in it but if im member its empty
i think plugin needs recode
no it does not
Or you didn’t give them enough permissions
its called minecraft
@marsh cloak #general-plugins
but
i think server need recode
plugin
becasue
every plugin i use of crash all the time
@marsh cloak #general-plugins
deluxechat etc
they always crashi
Wait for Mumbojumbo to get on this
xD
who is mumbojumkbo
ngl is this gonna become dark souls or some shit?
Ooo... wireless redstone
Redstone youtuber
wireless redstone. nice
wow
Minecraft is too easy to be dark souls 
#general-plugins mother trucker
We told you to go to #general-plugins
@marsh cloak MOVE YOUR *SS
o
@marsh cloak No support will be given in this channel, I told you #general-plugins
we fucking told you 6 times
This is #off-topic
but its talk about anything tho
“Scary” mob
yeah
We’ll see about that one sir
and we are talking about minecraft live
chill weebs
Yeah and we are talking about things, not support
Talking about anything doesn't mean we have to engage.
They adding Nessy?
Looks like they blind you
I like the sound they make tho
Mom I’m scared
go back go back
Press delete
Holy...
I ain’t doing this
holly shit that mob sound scared me
That is a fuckin chonker
They look drugged
Getting deep on a cave when suddenly
They listen to vibrations
yeah boys I think the cow is enough
no need for another hostile mob
we got 3 in 1 xD
That damage tho
It’s fast as fucc
7 hearts (Full netherite)

he had armor on tho?
Oops
Netherite armor yeah
his armor bar was full
I didn't notice lmao
ugly fucker
Geez
u guys talk alto
Yes
They talk about hearing zombies, I'm over hear playing with sounds off
@marsh cloak Hi how can I help you?
I personally cant provide assistance, but can forward you one to a dedicated member of staff
don't Niall
Mackenzie, I'm over here playing without speakers on my PC 😂
you're going to get yourself killed
Warden... Interesting monster....
Alto?
alot
I mean yeah we talk a lot lol
Do we get full unicode support in this update
dont u get tired
We talk about what we want to talk about
Nope
Nah
We’re all introverts that still require social interaction
Let him actually explain the issue
yeah good thing discord saves messages
Everything is virtual, we live in a simulation
Maybe who cares
Why are we chatting here
if glow squid get's added I'm yeeting
it's just going to disappear
Icologer makes the most sense
Yeet frosty
because we don't have real life friends and want to feel acepted
Minecraft should add sideways slabs and stairs.
Ori yessir
yeah icelogger/chilliger
Still voting for moobloom
no
Mackenzie, they should add circles
its your parents
Mackenzie, they said they'll never add it
who ruined you
But icologer makes the most sense
by giving u phone at 2 age
Mackenzie, they said they'll never add it
@long summit When?
Absolutely TheLitchKing
and discord/skype at 6 age
A while ago
F.
GOAT
TheLichKing, please don't be disrespectful.
geesus chirst dude fuck off
you are always acting like an american ma
They can fuckin jumó
I don't fucking care
Good thing I’m British and not American
your social skill sare gone
fuck off to your sudani country
Absolutely
Who asked for your help
Ayy they adding cocaine
if u start earn money
any way
premade server
etc
u will be better in life later on
👍 leave please. thanks
those mountains look really nice
when u turn 35 u wont even remember what was discord prob
Sounds like communist propaganda but okay
in 80 when suffering from cancer stage 4
u wont remember what discord was
who was ori
who was matt
Sounds like an issue for 35 year old me
what was minecraft
Who cares lol
And for 80 year old me
Everything will DISAPPEAR
so fuck off
but
Oh shit guys, the world is gonna end soon - what are we gonna do?
16 year old me? Very fun
Mate, please stop lol
Making money by the minute 😎
go to twitter boyyssss
?
We’re all mostly developers that make plugins and servers and have been doing for a long time, A lot of us get money for working on stuff which is communicated through... wait for it... discord
u are?
Hell yea mad stacks
100K each week
when your turn 80
???
@marsh cloak Piss off, unless you have something useful to say.
as my math teacher always says, all you have to do in life is die
u have no real life friends
and continue wasting our time
And I live by that
u will have discord friends
u have no real life friends
@marsh cloak I agree
they will say that ori/sme other is just chilling out today
u have no real life friends
Talking about yourself here?
That's pretty sad
Doesn't seem like it
hey matt how's life
So far here no one likes you lol
ayyy
top 5 trending are all gaming related 🙂
no politics 
I am convincing all of you
To have social skills you have to be likeable
that
That is not good social skills if you ask me
poggers
let's ignore the dude that no one cares about
This isn’t convincing
Life is pretty good Blitz, how about yours?
It’s like being like “I am hypnotising you” don’t work
o
Good example of disinformation- E6 fly all the time- infact there is always 1 flying at any given time
my code I mean
Noice, glad it helped you ;p
Mine has been oof, I started simping, slowly turning into Gaby ;CC
I had bipolar caused from substance abuse
& caffiene abuse
no social skills
no money
somehow someone saved me
look its mumbo
ok
a psychologist
I don’t drink caffeine, substance abuse sounds fun
I was lucky
maybe you all dont lucky
when u turn 24 alcohol killing liver no one helping u
I’ll think of the solution to that when it’s a problem for 24 year old me
omg why is this guy talking so much? does he have no social life?
ori isnt gonna come to kallibear irl
jesus christ. I'm from a sudany country and life is different here
He clearly doesn’t
Discord is just virtual
we have social skills
sudani
but this dud doesn't
ayyy
top 5 trending are all gaming related 🙂
no politics :pepe_yay:
@trim raft whats on ur trending lol?
God, talk about how to ruin a good conversation..
Lol

Pope
@trim raft whats on ur trending lol?
@mellow zinc Bomberman, Minecraft Live, Cave & Cliffs Update, Sakurai
yes
asda thing is kinda pog
Good for him
you can pray to god
and then get eternity
become a pious person
instead of discord
you have an eternity life
80 years is nothing
discord is nothing
I’ll spend eternity on discord
yes you will
Talking to people outside is dangerous
Alright Licht, I'll ask you one more time, please stop
when she said we're even giving away... I was prepared to join the giveaway... turns out they are just giving away knowledge
in heaven its safe t otal k
I am a Zorastian
we worship fire
One day my mom had cance
Lich
Who cares
the entire month the village prayed for her
please vote icelogger. thanks
Can we ban the clown
this is quite the way for xp tho 😳
Can y'all just ignore him lmao, also fuck yea vote for chilloger
yo someone ask funnycube to ping everyone in #cubes-pings and ask them to vote icelogger
Is voting on?
Not yet i think
Yeah I used to use discord alot. But I slowly disengage my self from it
20 servers to 2 servers
icelogger
Blitz voting up?
why do you want to vote kick me
Lich, please stop..
liars
Where 
I am just telling you
Hell yea even minecraft staff wanna vote iceologer
@marsh cloak If discord will disappear, just delete your account now.
to convert discord
Twitter crashed i think
soon we will launch our jihad
Religión is for clowns
😆
Now can we can this clown
There you go

swiftly moving on
They’re cool
Ori am I still blocked in your account
God the british of that girl
did they forget to start the poll?
I think so xD


