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A freak accident caught on video in #Bengaluru shows a wire fling a man onto an unsuspecting woman in the opposite direction as she walks down a pavement path unaware, an official said on Saturday.
Video: IANS https://t.co/3LU4fG0bAc
Lol
Thanks for the idea
np ❤️
Might use packets to create armor stands
to optimize tf out of the server
was thinking on a superhero kind of thing
with full animations for flying etc
Oof
That moment you're talking with some people in a serious-<channel> channel and people just barge in and troll
@lyric oar lets not
what happend?
This server needs a suggestions channel and a rant chsnnel
@boreal escarp why did my post get deleted?
checkmate most things in there is advertisement
yeah thats why i ask
Not everything ??
Find something that isnt
:'s
fake
Advertisement bad screenshots of cool stuff good
Yes
but there says services not cool stuff
IMO just don’t assume all posts there are adverts when they’re not
Most are adverts
also anything i say at this current point in time is going to be somewhat aggressive/passive aggressive so ignore that 
Well I'm high so I have wired rambles
i wish i was high 
North ir South
UK
no adverts doesn't get moderated well
North or South UK?
Oo. Near Leeds?
Derby are or souther
North bad South good
Area
somewhere between Manchester and Birmingham
North bad South good
@light scaffold South is antisocial
i did live in manchester for 15 years and 10 months however
I'm not antisocial
in this pandemic? im chill with antisocial people
London seems dead lol. I go around city and no one speaks. Up in North, you have good chats with people in city
i hate london
but ive only been once with primary school so cant judge
too crowded for me
London is nice
City or motorway area
the people aren't
True
Parts of London just look like massive traps
id love to go there again to form an actual opinion on it
but i can tell you
the museum there

granted
theres a lot
but im talking about the only important one
Natural History Museum

That place is great
dont make me jealous
anyway
one of the best thing was the whole dig up a dinosaur thing
where you have a pile of dirt and you can just dig for dinosaur parts 
this type of shit
what kinda fuckin fleshlight
Tf that not a flashlight. Thats a fucking light up hologram pen from gift shop
for 7 pounds, that's the second cheapest fleshlight conversion I've ever heard of 😛
hey
Kinda stupid of me to create a whole game using only PAPI Javascript-Expansion...
I would but I doubt you will able to read my messages
discord light theme = free blindness
Shit... something is up with hypixel
apparently it got hacked
I'm unable to join any game lobbies
Any game lobby
If they got hacked, you should wonder 
I'm able to join now
Help me
Why im banned from Spigot i didn't break rules
Nvm i was using VPN TO use enjin
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
interesting
?tryandsee
Is the configurations for this menu available anywhere? Would love to have it on my server!
https://gfycat.com/illiteratebewitchedgoral
also where even are you? What server?
pretty sure that gif is from the plugin page of dmenus
I could probably make it.. But since there's a preview of Hangman i thought there might be a config for that menu..
There is, ask @sharp sky
a config that someone put a lot of time in
id expect to pay lol
Money is not a problem for me, though.
5k
lol
xD
one time offer
In-game money?? :P
kek
HelpCoin 
someone transfer 100k barry xp to my account and I'll give you funnycube's discord account password
😮
you want it funnycube?
nah already have it
Omg
Can someone nick this man "Omg guy" 
pink
^
^
^
/\
@eternal apex were my commits alright
lmfao someone can't make their own colours up
There's this thing called ✨ Inspect ✨

ETA of papi 3?
NeverTM
No 😭
"How to make a website using papi3"
lol
😕
Lmao
why are you asking lol
help chat 2
stop trying to copy helpchat lol
"Bootstrap"
get your own colours lol
You have a legit color wheel when making a role, stop copying other peoples colors smh
Dont take it literal smh
16 million?
Isnt it 66k?
Pretty precise
...
maybe not web colours
So pick your own?
=google number of possible hex colour codes
Isn't it 2^24
no
16,777,216
kite board has 3 digit hex support 🙂
and 2 digit, but at the sacrifice of blue (not very important)
not cool enough
poor blue
yet no one fkn talks
cube can you calculate with 2^24 👀
26
stupid fucking idiot
F
big stupid
lol
Math.pow(2, 24)
it's js
And?
and that's java
=eval 2**24
16777216
See?
Math exist on js too
=eval Math.pow(2, 24)
16777216
(:

I remembered this number in every digit
F
Everbody is cool until C's strtok() join the party
I mean, thanks to the comic Doraemon 😂
Yes
no one answer that lol
2^24 is just something I kinda remember on the result number
he'll just copy
Not reference to anything tho

In modern hex you can get this many sheesh
256^4 = 4,294,967,296
oof
wdym Piggy
^
70% of 1.16 servers run paper
Ofc
niall, I saw you added a method to scanner
but you didn't actually use the method?
why is that?
No
Ah yes, "No"
Is it the method one
yes
For scanning @Placeholder in the future
But I didnt add that yet
Cos it looked like id have to modify some part of the framework
oh yeah that's a change I did
got rid of the PlaceholderScan annotation
they shouldn't have to manually declare something for scanning
it should do it automatically
Ok yeah that makes sense
ironically, the approach you've taken is quite similar to that of a dependency we're using
What depenendcy?
guice's configurations, AbstractModules, have a remarkably similar api
They do?
indeed they do
What part that I wrote you talking about
build.gradle
the placeholdercontainer?
the method scanning & manual configuration approaches
no
might get rid of the container
I see no need for that extra level of abstraction
right
But yeah
We could always
it had a code example right?
Baked Beans
aight so, in the sense it's similar to guice:
And the PR description
let's do a comparison
public void enable() {
registerPlaceholder("name", context -> ...);
}```
```java
@Placeholder("name")
public String playerName(final PlaceholderContext context) {
return ...
}```
two ways of registering a placeholder
Yep
guice likewise, has two ways of registering a binding
@Override
protected void configure() {
bind(Interface.class).toInstance(new InterfaceImplementation());
}```
```java
@Provides
public Interface providesInterface() {
return new InterfaceImplementation();
}```
I see nice
It is spring insipred however, not guice
@Bean
public Interface interface() {
return new InterfaceImplementation();
}```
Pretty similar
But about that whole system anyway
hmm lowest ive seen this lol
Do you think its a good idea, like, having a load of expansion, wont all those placeholders start eating up ram or?
Also another cool idea, with this method... we could allow expansions to define caching behaviours
Which would be interesting
planned, as a mixin
anyway, there was one thing I wasn't a fan of
I will most certainly not be using that approach
That specific line or the concept of that class?
the specific line linked
expecting the parameters to be in a particular order is never a good idea
wait what
hm
but it could still probably be improved
»
yeah
in the future, i'll come back to this
working on the other portions of the api atm
👍
got a good chunk of the inventory stuff done today
Nice
have gotten further than rpf in regards to the keyable api now, so can confidently say the project is actually progressing
So how will inventories work keyable?
well, like the other keyables, you've got keys
only one I've bothered implementing so far is "ITEMS"
is that arrow on a mac keyboard or something
which just returns a list of items
Inventory is a bit basic though
will also have sub implementations
ChestInventory, PlayerInventory, AnvilInventory
you get the idea
which all change the general semantics of the inventory, and offer more useful methods
getting these specific subtypes will be dependent on the kind of key you use
Keys.INVENTORY would return the base Inventory type
whereas PlayerKeys.INVENTORY would return a PlayerInventory
interesting
Idk which state in Australia can be recognized by OpenWeatherAPI
I tried like 10 different states already
@fallow crow I'm disappointed in you
the australian education system has failed you
there are only 6 states
you have listed 8
I should say "ward" instead, but whatever ._.
wym?
incorrect
give me cool aircraft model
the Wright Flyer
No data available in table
F
huh?
Yea that's been a thing for a few days already
Shh
Now to make the thing Aj was too petrified to make
Lmao
Attempt 1 of spawning an animal base :kek:
Yes please 
🥇
stinky language
yuck
That code sucks anyway
return bread + bacon;
what do the fields represent? The amounts? The prices?
but its not an Integer
Returning an Int from a void method
either importing a package, or the class starts with lowercase name which is bad
Bad spacing on the method
basically it sucks
Java bad kotlin good
Whats best gif maker i wanna make gif icon to my discord server
also what is this spacing public void sandwich ()
Photoshop
get a better pc #sorry
pc bad lol
Is*
im decorating my car
pc bad lol
@Ori#0004 thats hurts me
decorating with bullets 
Ori, take all the doors off
ori how about u actually deliver the coke pls
my bf is doing the rest
also 1.6mil ppfffff, poor
Ori
u got the same haircut as my character too 👀
Close the doors, take the 50. cal, shoot at the top of the door
And it'll pop off
my character has a fuck ton of tattoos
From what Ori posted earlier
wait a minute
veri bad
no nothing is right in that
Time to hop on GTA and show you all my dumb character
I don't do characters, so not my fault
He's clapped
😭
what missions are double rp and money right now
Evening
check rockstar twitter or smth ori
theres new double rp/money missions every week iirc
Some kind of race Ori
I have $15 in GTA buuut I have a bunker and a facility. If anyone wants to do the Fleeca Job/doomsday stuff lmk
ps3 was littered with hackers
Ps4 is no better
Not necessarily combat hacks Kali, you can still get unlimited money on there, they used to ban people, but don't think they're banning anymore
Some of y'all might like https://twitter.com/denicmarko/status/1277492413032992768
where can i ask for support
Nice of you to highlight development for him, such a kind soul.
j3b8t35
Its sad that I read that without having to think about the numbers
jebaited 😎
I have webbed legs
TAS is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D6dpk4ht6A
This is a tool-assisted speedrun. This time will not count on any real-time rankings. Done on Dolphin 5.0 with savestates, slowdown, frame advance, TAS code, TAS Input, RAM watch (created by Swarejonge), and TASToolkit Lua Scripts (created by LuigiM).
TAS BKT Cut: -3.593
Prev...
Imagine not watching DarkviperAu rather than whatever that is
I like watching TAS videos
high 5
Because if I can't be perfect on any game, at least I can watch true perfection
i love it when people make TASes just to improve upon another TAS just to improve the time by like 2milliseconds

@fringe sigil smh
i was expecting a remix of louis tomlinson and bebe rexah back to you. a good song. from 2017 i believe. maybe slightly later in the year. a great song, one the best. so this came as a suprise, however, I like the beat. 8/10. great. I am a very stable genius
A great review it was. One of the best. Great, being the stable genius I am
damn i used to listen to a song from louis tomlinson
what happened to him
1 hit wonder
Aggrevated asalt
The showcase staff however, im not saying they are bad, they are not bad, very respectable fellows, some of the most respected in american history, could be better, at times, even with how great they already are, true american heros
i forgot that song existed
I wish I could find everysong i forgot
💯
@fringe sigiljonas blue
https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/end-of-year-singles-chart/ change the date and go to any year 🙂
The UK's Top 100 biggest singles of the year is compiled by the Official Charts Company and is based on the formula for the weekly Official Singles Chart, covering the period from January to December.
https://open.spotify.com/track/4QTuyRQshEZYurtIDfE6g0?si=VuZQV_2HTZWM4Ar3kIlGyA was prob my fav song for a while 😄
The best TAS was when it recreated skype on the SNES
o
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penguin 😍

@long summit What's with that empty box above the command?
Just a bug on my commad class that I'm too lazy to fix
5 days is normal for him 👀
@mellow zinc Jonas Blue is good 
i agree
Sheesh Jolly
Do you think English sometimes is weird 👀
I fell for it once when someone said "No i didn't do nothing", which I believe it indicated "not" in 1 negative
anyone that legitimately uses double negatives in sentances like that is a fuckwit - prove me wrong
you're not wrong
Most people ik of still uses 2 negatives
Say that to a high council of IELTS Cambridge
They rarely do use the 2 negatives, but it's something to trick the students off
twitch 2fa worked once and never worked again
smh
if you dont use authy straight away, you're fucked 
okay
IELTS English is quite strictful in term of using english words
people that ues double negatives are the kinda guys that think theyre really big
For example: you will automatically lose a straight point when you say an intro like: "Hello, my name is <name>, and I am <year> years old, ..."
Too basic, ofc
discord works
twitch get yo shit together
The series of spoken sound that produce a specific waveform is represented in english latin text by "Niall"
👀
not not not knot
two too to tue
too true to be false truth of a valid true statement which ended up being a false truth
Lol
He is certainly not winning
However
struct {
id: i32,
name: String
}
is winning
Who made this
@fringe sigil why was it marked NSFW though
hmmmm
Because it's not safe, atleast not if you're writting in java
exactly
fuck i did myself dirty
im just typing a whole lot of shit and somehow its working
😏
Who decided emojis should be perfectly round
No one
who decided you should be perfectly round


id prefer not to, ty
They're all over the place on my gallery...
Still, that smexy eyes remind me of smth 👀
👀
Dude who eat a lot of mcdonalds be like
are u fat shaming funnythiccube?
maccas is gud wdym
can someone explain me why this guy has 6 download when his plugin does nothing
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/work.82585/

bots probably
oh didn't thought of that 😅
I mean downloads mean nothing, people will just click the download button just to click
whats in the jar tho
is it just empty?
well its worthless so I don't think ppl will download it
no commands or event listerners
Plus you can download your own plugin
every server needs that
Lmao
Why do people even upload these..
Beside, Spigot only allows you to comment in the plugin page once you actually download the plugin
There goes another download count 👀


can someone explain me why this guy has 6 download when his plugin does nothing
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/work.82585/
@fallow crow some people download them to check for malicious code, there's a person on spigot that even have a resource for that
anyone here have a Xenforo account with a valid license? Just wanted to ask a few questions if poss
Sure, I'm not PMing tho
scrap that, found out what I needed
who pinged
types differ in mutability
Im realyl sad actually
Think about how those words may have affected me 😦
Can someone give me music
@boreal escarp oh thx
7pm
https://www.mc-market.org/threads/618063/#post-4630617 is thid a joke? :))
what time is it for yall
@hidden gyro 8PM
Link em LambdaAttack
You do it
Gaby Tom Micheal
TMd?
#738969308746612766 is getting pretty meta 👀
Mines real thanks
No aegis is military
I dont think I can go taking stuff like that
tiktok 🤢
A very sexy language
@velvet crescent excuse me
i would have to say otherwise
then you are not an intellectual
the experts have spoken
they are unanimous
clojure is clearly good or something
- nancy pelosi
ig im not an intellectual oops
second
dark gray and gray
o
ye

Wtf new emoji
its custom emoji niall
🌚

change my nick
no
i did boost the server but I gave it away to a random membr
@mellow zinc you watching the cod community go into a frenzy
Is it Or-e or Or-eye
Or-e
Ok
Or-ay
Why are leaked plugins now getting onto spigot?
good layout? (both arrows on the left and right will be heads.. I just don't have them)
@mellow zinc you watching the cod community go into a frenzy
@sturdy bobcat about what
i havent followed cod news in like 7 years 😂😂😂
last time was like advanced warfare or ghosts
so there was a bunch of crates sent to youtubers
so they're tryna reveal new cod game
and its wack cus its involving a chess game from like 47 years ago
i have no fucking clue
so has anyone figured it out yet
no theyre still tryna do it
they're on mw battle royale trying to put in a bunker code
hm when i get home ill keep on top of charlie intel then
i always get excited for the new cods but then for the past couple years ive only played like 20 hours playtime on them 
thank fuck sledgehammer isnt making it
they dont deserve to be in the cycles
which games did they make
ww2
oh gross
aw iirc
ww2 had good campaign but eh
the only decent job theyve done is wheb helping with mw3
they helped with the guns in there i believe, which were super fun
Advanced Warfare is ❤️
i only like it for trickshotting 
i hit some bangers on it
absolute stinkers if i say so myself
im just watching them try to figure it out
and just thinking
Treyarch are probably pissing themself
watching everyone try to figure it out
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that title is so cringy
3 years ago 
Cheeky 
i duplicated my rank, then put all the dark matter camos into my own custom paint job then reset my stats. ez claps
hovering over it, hence it's so bright
i loved der eisen on bo3
played it once and thats it 
i played shadows of evil mostly, i didnt like where they were going with bo3
too much shit to remember
Did you
bo3 was meh
oh god no
i tried that titanic map and i dipped
didnt even play ix because of my experience on it
COD
😐
im watching noah7
noahj456
cus why not
treyarch still laughing at the community
mheeee
think I will not use glass pane borders
welp wont use any borders
idk
It feels like not "clean" at all for me
lol
everyone speaks about hypixel also doing it
@sturdy bobcat u can play them in 60+fps now 
come to my house quick time
ya just saw charlie intel 🙂
idek why im still following him when i dont really care about the new updates
it should run tbh
i can run MW just fine at like 90fps, so maybe u can get like 70fps? u have a 1050ti right?
yeah i have the same pc as katsumag but with better ram
@ebon shadow bad pc lol
3000 series soon™️
nvidia tweeted some dramatic shit
sounds like something a cringy 14 year old would post
Could anyone here that has mcm here download this for me please, and send ofc. Much appreciated. https://www.mc-market.org/resources/16307/ 🙂
No worries
download it yourself 4head
I cannot
kiteboard bad
imagine not catching every exception and not showing them so it looks like its a flawless plugin 
how to do a good plugin giveaway?

kotlin
ah
xD
nvm
I thought you meant how to do a good giveaway plugin xD
usually people have a discord bot to witch you have to react
and it randomly picks a winner
I got alot of users waiting for the giveaway bc I've announced it, but i have never thought that they were alot
people will get everything if it is free. Even you're shit in a jar. I'm telling you this from experience xD
ye im creating the giveaway with that rn
Should I announce a giveaway for discord boosters, so people will boost my server? xD
jagrosh succ at coding but his stuff is useful
@wary willow my code can be a shit but gameplay experience is epic
he made JDA Utilities
what plugins you own?
yep
aka the worst fucking coded command handler
ive witnessed
btw these giveaways are the easiest way of getting your plugins leaked xD
I mainly use the event waiter
And my fork because it takes literal months for him to merge new stuff
Like this PR I made is open since march...
https://github.com/JDA-Applications/JDA-Utilities/pull/104
And the oldest open and mergable PR is over 2 years old
well I would say this. Only thing about leaked stuff is that sometimes people actually introduce malware. Because I for one if I had like a premium plugin wouldn't rly care about that but yeah I would just be sorry for the poor souls that got their servers destroyed or just all their files copied or maybe even their information leaked.
dk and don't rly care. Trying to let myself think the world is beautiful. xD
thats a dumb way of thinking
yeah I know xD
we'll get there one day
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excuse me wtf
Download more wam
😬
this is the first time ive ever got that and i have 16 gig of ram wtf 😭
im gonna blame it on the texture pack as i was using Stratum with 2 mcs open
Did you allocate enough ram
removing the texture pack fixed it, but ive always had 2 mcs open in the past so was really confused xd
i allocate 2g
but, time to upgrade to 32gb to prevent this in the future 
xD
maybe send me like 8-16 as well/
for laptop btw.
because these 8 are not enough when I have IIJ, 2 minecrafts, a minecraft server and 7 browsers xD
😬
550 is kind of a meh max daily tbh
And it starts at like day 100
You guys are a bunch of trolls ._.
2
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379297231800500226/742544201161506826/unknown.png
@blazing oar was planning on going with this one
4 rows
compact
clean
idk
mfs working at mcdonalds talkin bout ‘gettin the bag’ man just make sure everything is in my bag 😰
why are dudes buying pussy pics when they can just take a selfie ?
dudes be 5’7 asking “where the hoes at” like .. look up bro 🤐
imagine coming home to ur girl in bed, telling her a joke, and the guy under the bed starts laughing too
mfs be 5’3 talkin bout “ what can you bring to the table ” man .. can you even reach the table ?
if minecraft taught me anything its to never waste diamonds onna hoe
clojure what's that paste?
it's a #738969308746612766 that just pinged me lol
Are they fr uses testplugins as the website for their server in #738969311628230676 
lmao
e-daters be like '' call me daddy again, ur wifi cut out ''
Did you find a list of jokes from 2004?
Can I get a restraining order on this dude
edaters be like babe what are your coordinates
nah i just got these on twitter from 2019
Ik it's you ghost pinging me in #738969312051593249 @fallow crow ...
@sadtight
Might replace the thermal paste on it too @normal sable
How do you make something run every 5 minutes again?
wtf does that even mean
This is getting frustrated quick..
unfunny
Well this is entertaining.
It's not even funny at this rate for me now
there hasn't been an interesting troll for a long time
It's just the same thing over and over
see
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