off-topic

[ebon shadow]

smth like that yeah

[twin dune]

There are kids on there with the youtube role, with like 10 subs

[floral umbra]

oh no

[twin dune]

All you have to do is upload like once a week (quallity doesn't matter by the looks of things) for 4 weeks

[loud jungle]

Frosty? Can I know why u gave my plugin a minus?

[velvet crescent]

I mean it's what like 5 lines of code? Not trying to be rude, and if it's your first plugin congrats, keep on going. But it's not really anything impressive

[loud jungle]

mmm kk

Well its more of my second plugin

My first one was ThirstBar Plus

[velvet crescent]

No clue what that is

[loud jungle]

Look it up on Spigot

[velvet crescent]

See that's effort

[loud jungle]

Thank u

[arctic raptor]

Sick beat @woven prairie

[wary willow]

yes you need to save it ...

its going to die

[woven prairie]

❤️

[wary willow]

xD

[arctic raptor]

Lmfao

[sterile parrot]

leaked

[arctic raptor]

[fringe sigil]

I never did find out how to fix the issue 😐

[pure bane]

Didn’t mean to offend

[fringe sigil]

Lol I was taking the mick of this guy:

[arctic raptor]

LOL

[fringe sigil]

I mean it could be a serious question

[magic summit]

xD

[fringe sigil]

If its just translated or something

[arctic raptor]

Wait god god Molloy support now

[magic summit]

Hey guys, can you help me solve this here:

[fringe sigil]

He may mean whats the best way to find a bug

[arctic raptor]

Nops

[willow oracle]

Incredible explosion

Dang

[pure bane]

Tell him Fuck off

[magic summit]

Nah

Tell them to shove it

Much nicer

[worn mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/164523548390457355/740317023455674508/Screen_Shot_2020-08-04_at_22.15.16.png

best signature for spigot

[magic summit]

That would indeed be spigot in a nutshell

[fringe sigil]

Lmao

[fringe tundra]

That is github in a nutshell aswell

[magic summit]

depends

[fringe sigil]

stack overflow is like"stupid question" or "duplicate" of some 10 year old irrelevant unanswered question

Oh how the tables turned

[mellow zinc]

🙂

[fringe tundra]

Get a clientside mod to remove all colour codes

[fringe sigil]

☹️

[fringe tundra]

What bitrange does hex support?

[fringe sigil]

bitrange?

0-255 for each r g b value?

Epilepsy Lib+ [10% SALE] [1.16 +ONLY] [HEX COLORS]

[fringe tundra]

Oh is that it?

So I couldn't go up to to 10bit

[fringe sigil]

Oh

I have no idea

Standard RGB

[naive barn]

who wants to play some chess?

[twin dune]

sure

[naive barn]

https://lichess.org/1e5UWbqv

[magic summit]

Get a clientside mod to remove all colour codes
@fringe tundra Or... you know... disable chat colors in the chat settings of your client?

[fringe tundra]

Is there?

Idk never been that depe

[magic summit]

there is a setting

The Map "The code 3" actually uses that feature for one of its puzzles

[fringe tundra]

One, how does a map change settings. Two, what use does it have?"

[pure bane]

Good month for ecloud

[rose radish]

Clip, heyo! How are you?

[pure bane]

Why China always bugging

[mellow zinc]

china stay winning

2 million viewings

[rose radish]

Hey how do I fix the placeholder api error?

[mellow zinc]

u dont

[rose radish]

😂

[pure bane]

Update

[rose radish]

I was seeing if you were going to tell me to “fuck off”

[pure bane]

Almost did

[worn mantle]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/DZ9lnD5Ux0qHv6ixooMCsfx_f0OJGMyg9GZieD5D424/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/164523548390457355/740317023455674508/Screen_Shot_2020-08-04_at_22.15.16.png

[rose radish]

Awh, I wish you did!

[worn mantle]

try this

[pure bane]

Glad it’s a meme now fuck off

[rose radish]

Me? I was just kidding.

[mellow zinc]

🙂

[rose radish]

Jesus...

[pure bane]

Update to 2.10.7

[rose radish]

I was kidding.

[mellow zinc]

2.10.7 👀

[pure bane]

Wil fix all your issues

[rose radish]

Does Jartex use papi? 🤔

[pure bane]

Who the duck is jar Tex

[rose radish]

Oh, just a big server.

[pure bane]

Only thing I Dick with ending in Tex is that bbq

[rose radish]

No joke, clip you should open a server. 🙂

[mellow zinc]

deluxeprison

[pure bane]

I’m already a babysitter

[rose radish]

😂

[pure bane]

We been thru this today

[rose radish]

Oh cool.

What?

Oh.

[woven prairie]

I transferred a lot of data too

[mellow zinc]

a whole 74MB

[pure bane]

I’m about to implement a block to China

I don’t trust them

[naive barn]

https://rz.al/u/6c78.png

[worn mantle]

what, racistt

[mellow zinc]

chinese government should already have a block

[rose radish]

Wow, racist.

[trim raft]

🤔

[pure bane]

I didn’t say anything about race

Those Chinese fuckers hack a lot

[fringe tundra]

Xenophobia in the chat rn

[magic summit]

Good month for ecloud
@pure bane What is that page/app/whatever?

[pure bane]

It’s truth take it how u want

It was an email

[vague walrus]

Citation needed*

[pure bane]

Bend over and citation On my way!

😂😂

Just kidding don’t get all butthurt

[magic summit]

From CF? I never got any such mail

[pure bane]

My first

[magic summit]

How do you get such mails tho?
Like I legit got nothing...

[regal juniper]

They are sending them out over this week.

[magic summit]

ok

[normal sable]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/DZ9lnD5Ux0qHv6ixooMCsfx_f0OJGMyg9GZieD5D424/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/164523548390457355/740317023455674508/Screen_Shot_2020-08-04_at_22.15.16.png

the best plugin support you can get

[mellow zinc]

from the one and only

[normal sable]

the guy just wanted to fix an error 🥺

[willow oracle]

Empty gym

Thst may be because its 1am but shhh

[mellow zinc]

imagine going outside

couldnt be me

[woven prairie]

same

[willow oracle]

Im at a 247 gym

7d trial

Had to go at night

[mellow zinc]

do u have to wear a mask

[willow oracle]

No

Im alone

[mellow zinc]

imagine 😬

[trim raft]

😮

[normal sable]

someone give me ideas that I can do with deluxemenus

it seems so versatile and I wanna learn it

[floral umbra]

make a shop gui

[mellow zinc]

thats really pushing the limits of deluxemenus

so versatile

[floral umbra]

can't you use economy and take items

or give items i guess

wel lyou can run commands

[mellow zinc]

https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/452279708856614912/706863961798344854

ill leave u with this 🙂

[floral umbra]

LOL is that DM

[mellow zinc]

yes

[floral umbra]

thats funny asf

[mellow zinc]

https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/452279708856614912/725786710084026368 oops

[modern tiger]

@woven prairie okay im ready when you are

[sturdy bobcat]

https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/user/Oribuin/saved/TKngJx

[mellow zinc]

@ frosty bad pc lol

[blazing oar]

yo random question

someone has a working alt?

idc about bans etc

need to test something here

.-.

[long summit]

Oh same graphics card as mine Ori

[sharp sky]

Random question here: when i make a bingo number game, do I have to make players mark the number matched on the selected result or it will mark on their own?

[mellow zinc]

#ecloud-updates is so fast to refresh i love it

[fallow crow]

@supple trout

[supple trout]

.

[fallow crow]

yo u guys know any good popular programming discord servers?

[worn mantle]

this one

[fallow crow]

nah but 4 real

[worn mantle]

i dont know, i dont join them bc they are usually toxics

[eternal apex]

@fallow crow this server, seriously

the development support here is excellent imo

[sharp sky]

#off-topic message

[trim raft]

So an Minecraft HCF Server was behind the twitter hacks

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/02/technology/florida-teenager-twitter-hack.html

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/683082104690704418.gif?v=1

Theres a picture of MC-Market on NYTimes lmao

[worn mantle]

"who had a difficult family life"

um

[trim raft]

lol

[worn mantle]

“He scammed me for a little bit of money when I was just a kid,” said Colby Meeds, 19, a Minecraft player who said Mr. Clark stole $50 from him in 2016 by offering to sell him a digital cape for a Minecraft character but not delivering it.

[trim raft]

[modern tiger]

he will face trial

before the gods

[worn mantle]

The hack unfolded on July 15. A few days later, one accomplice, who went by the name “lol,” told The Times

;w;

[trim raft]

🤔

[worn mantle]

https://www.mc-market.org/members/45442/

the comments

lol

[modern tiger]

can't see

take a pic

[worn mantle]

they're all just laughing about the news

lol

[eternal apex]

wew

[trim raft]

@modern tiger

[sharp sky]

What's the code format to get the markdown text red again

For example, like this: Hello, but in red

[worn mantle]

# in this form?

https://www.writebots.com/discord-text-formatting/

[bronze compass]

does anyone actually read reports?

because im not sure if I sent in a report thats been read or not

[fallow crow]

I presume they are read

[bronze compass]

👁️_👁️

are ppl allowed to steal other ppls posts?

[fallow crow]

what kinda posts?

[bronze compass]

service post

[muted fern]

I mean it's a shitty thing to do, but I wouldn't put it against the rules

[bronze compass]

:/

[frozen escarp]

low blow bro

[worn mantle]

can I get role developer without having github? 🤔

[eternal apex]

Yes

you need to provide source, so we can review your code

it doesn't matter if the source is open to the public or not

@worn mantle

[worn mantle]

review it?

[eternal apex]

Yes

[worn mantle]

i will sure get -1/5 stars

T_T

[eternal apex]

then I don't recommend applying

[worn mantle]

Although thanks.

[regal juniper]

Now we wait.

[eternal apex]

ew

[pure bane]

What u downloading

[eternal apex]

probs cod

[regal juniper]

Warzone update just dropped

[eternal apex]

glare i'm so close to getting keyables working on papi 3 without rpf

I rewrote the system completely

much cleaner now

also got around to implementing the missing functionality

[regal juniper]

Ayy nice

[eternal apex]

just gotta figure out one more tiny thing

making this actually have the functions

on non-singleton keyables

[fallow crow]

Does anyone know how to make a mysql database to connect ur with plugins with ?

[velvet crescent]

Use hikari, and there's like 400 tuts online

[eternal apex]

don't think that's what op wanted

[queen jewel]

@fallow crow
JDBC with mysql connector driver
https://docs.oracle.com/javase/tutorial/jdbc/overview/index.html
https://www.mysql.com/products/connector/
Once you are familiar with how to work with that, use HikariCP for connection pooling as Frost said
https://github.com/brettwooldridge/HikariCP

[fallow crow]

thx

[eternal apex]

I recommend https://github.com/aikar/db

it's a wrapper for hikari

[fringe sigil]

So is hibernate

[fringe sigil]

eye candy

[velvet crescent]

Any military ones?

[fringe sigil]

2 atm

AE04A2 AE07E7

Hex Address: AE07E7
Decimal Address: 11405287
Registration No. 95-0104
Serial No. 50033
Year Built: 0
Tags
Military Aircraft operated and used in military activities
Country: United States
Operator Name: United States Air Force
Model Name: McDonnell Douglas C-17A Globemaster III (C17)
Remarks / Notes

[frozen escarp]

lmao Glare. Those updates are annoying

[worn mantle]

can someone teach me How to be a heartbreaker?

[fringe sigil]

Aggravated assault 😳 ?

"Free my bro he aint do anything wrong"

[velvet crescent]

When you test all the actions the plugin allows after a complete rewrite https://paste.helpch.at/kiwagilepe.bash

[fringe sigil]

😎

Junit

[velvet crescent]

I haven't set it up yet

[fringe sigil]

Yeah i got no idea how you would test things that need bukkit

[velvet crescent]

mokkit or whatever it's called

[fringe sigil]

im gonna re-build my animation system

add proper caching

[magic hound]

who can i contact about this (my old discord that was linked to acc got banned from entire discord (deleted))
http://images.virtusdevelops.eu/shareX/a9n4msrw.png

[fallow crow]

I think youll need an admin to manually unlink it or mthn

[fringe sigil]

dont delete the account

then use the old one

[fallow crow]

I mean whyd your account get banned from discord

[fringe sigil]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4QNpBfC0zvjKqPJcyqBy9W?si=RD16lv6XSSifwSmG7w4NAQ

[frozen escarp]

Probs bypassing lul

[light scaffold]

Yeah i got no idea how you would test things that need bukkit
@fringe sigil
MockBukkit is decent for this

[sharp sky]

Welp, SMP is back

Good to know

Can anyone give me answer to this... #off-topic message

[frozen escarp]

Shit sake

50G update

[mellow zinc]

modern warfare?

@eternal apex ????????

[fallow crow]

holy shit

i had 200 of microleaves adware

on my pc

[fallow crow]

I think im somehow sunburnt but I havent been in the sun and its the middle of winter

[fringe sigil]

👍

[warped light]

Hey guys, what webhosting (vps) do you recommend? Right now I'm using digitalocean but it seems a bit overpriced

[fringe sigil]

what happened to kid cudi

[eternal apex]

@mellow zinc

@warped light use case?

& budget

although considering your current choice, the only number I can imagine for a budget would be ∞

[warped light]

mostly hosting my websites, and working on projects

[eternal apex]

what kind of projects?

[warped light]

website development

I just need something fast

[eternal apex]

the cheapest ovh vps would suffice

[warped light]

I will take a look to OVH

Thanks for the suggestion

[fringe sigil]

rik rok

[mellow zinc]

what happened to kid cudi
@fringe sigil lol he was shit anyway

@mellow zinc
@eternal apex congrats i couldnt be more proud of u

[fringe sigil]

😠

[mellow zinc]

i mean am i wrong niall

give me a good song of his

[fringe sigil]

day n night

[mellow zinc]

yuck

[light scaffold]

kid cudi sucks

[fringe sigil]

I guess thats what someone in denial would say

[mellow zinc]

[frozen escarp]

Nah kid cudi is alright

His older songs are better tho

like this https://open.spotify.com/track/5PX4uS1LqlWEPL69phPVQQ?si=A8K0ybt2T9mhiQDgd9oG6A

lmfao

[muted fern]

its not really up to apple

[mellow zinc]

omg

[frozen escarp]

yeah some rando can make a keyboard

[muted fern]

needs to be added to the standard

[frozen escarp]

[mellow zinc]

if u want an old song, here u go https://open.spotify.com/track/2tpWsVSb9UEmDRxAl1zhX1?si=qNP-ZqbCQHG6NNMdMIIeDg 🙂

[frozen escarp]

oh thats a banger

OneRepublic was good back in the day

there's another song from them, i can't remember the name tho

[mellow zinc]

i like the way this songs is just miles above any of their other songs in terms of popularity

[fringe sigil]

yeah i like that one

[frozen escarp]

what the fuck

i searched fingerguns emoji on google

now i wish i didnt

LOL

[frozen escarp]

bit further down

@ebon shadow now u make one

[mellow zinc]

[eternal apex]

ima have a crack at this

[frozen escarp]

aight where's paint

[sturdy bobcat]

I’ll draw one

cus we all know how amazing my drawing skills are

[frozen escarp]

hmm how tf do u draw the hand

[eternal apex]

I can do better :/

[frozen escarp]

idek how to do the hands

i gave up

mother

[mellow zinc]

can we get an emoji for pigs and call it wonkerguns

@frozen escarp is season 5 out?

[frozen escarp]

must be, i just downloaded a 50g update

[mellow zinc]

yeah it is then

[frozen escarp]

But, i saw Glare say it was for Warzone

[mellow zinc]

they said the update will make the actual game size smaller, so its good

[long summit]

It is yeah, time to download

[mellow zinc]

race u matt :p

[frozen escarp]

took me a whopping 50m

OMFG ****

[mellow zinc]

mines stuck on this

tradie that just makes u restart the game, u dont need to download anything else haha

[frozen escarp]

3 times in a row..

F

[mellow zinc]

f

[frozen escarp]

damn i just realised, my capture card changes my monitors colour. thats annoying

cube thats pro

[mellow zinc]

why would it do that wtf

[frozen escarp]

idk, but its darker

😮

yknow whats fun

Playing cod with a 5.1 sound system @ 9pm

my neighbours love me

@mellow zinc do i cop the pass

[mellow zinc]

absolutely not

[frozen escarp]

last one i bought was the first one lmao

[mellow zinc]

man i remember buying the fortnite battle passes

such a waste of money

[frozen escarp]

yeah think i ended up getting like 2

[eternal apex]

okie i'm done

[frozen escarp]

LOL

[eternal apex]

screw paint

[mellow zinc]

cursed

delete

[frozen escarp]

Oi pig yknow what that reminds me of

Big Lez

[eternal apex]

it's a choomah

[frozen escarp]

yes

[modern tiger]

thoughts

[eternal apex]

beautiful things

[modern tiger]

which do you like better

[frozen escarp]

hehehe

whats the server?

[muted fern]

Ze Server

[modern tiger]

It's my server called Zesteria

[eternal apex]

first skinz

[frozen escarp]

like gamemode

if it was skyblock probs 2nd

[modern tiger]

Custom Skyblock

[frozen escarp]

actually first is kinda nice, more islandy

[modern tiger]

idk

[muted fern]

first

[modern tiger]

it sitting on a flat surface

looks weird to me

[frozen escarp]

beats mine xd

[muted fern]

first will have more depth than the second

[frozen escarp]

Yeah, you can add more shades n shit. I'm assuming the second is a cloud, so it woud just be white

[modern tiger]

oh im not making this

I'm paying someone to

[woven prairie]

Custom skyblock

[modern tiger]

you think i got the skill for that shit

not me

[worn mantle]

Should I use my money for join at MineAcademy.org? I dont know at all about programming or coding, the only thing that I know is using spigot api in my IDE for creating plugins

[woven prairie]

lol

[mellow zinc]

absolutely not

[frozen escarp]

^

fuck paying someone like $90

just watch youtube lol

[muted fern]

o god pls no

[worn mantle]

but if someone else watchs my code they will laugh so hard

[frozen escarp]

Nah, there's good articles online

[worn mantle]

okie thank you

[frozen escarp]

Just gotta find the right ones

[muted fern]

Paying for some online course isn't gonna magically fix ur code

[mellow zinc]

^

[frozen escarp]

[mellow zinc]

never purchase something from kangarko anyways

[frozen escarp]

They add you to their cursed mailing list

[young temple]

Who’s magically fixing code?

[frozen escarp]

[worn mantle]

I was not meaning about fix, i mean about perfomance and in this way I can not get bully bc my code looks like the shit

[full atlas]

If you purchase a class from mine academy use my referral link ;)

[frozen escarp]

🤢

[fallow crow]

🤢

[muted fern]

If you want to watch someone code suggest saving your money and watch some youtube videos

[light scaffold]

mineacademy bad

#development good

[muted fern]

lol

HelpChat Academy

[frozen escarp]

i like how someone asked for a good coding discord

but like pig said

This is brilliant lol

[full atlas]

Mineacaemy here is how you code this

#development sorry we don't "spoon feed here" lol

[muted fern]

https://helpch.at/releases/helpchat-code-academy

[frozen escarp]

Thats how you learn...

[mellow zinc]

HelpChat Academy
@muted fern for the last time helpchat yt videos when 🙄

[light scaffold]

I've seen some of the code that mineacademy uses, it's awful

[worn mantle]

ok so mine is worst

I suck at named conventions

:D

[frozen escarp]

Everyone starts somewhere

[mellow zinc]

Mineacaemy here is how you code this

#development sorry we don't "spoon feed here" lol
@full atlas spoonfeeding bad. u dont learn from it

[muted fern]

Lol decompile my fishslapper if u want an example of good naming conventions

[frozen escarp]

cube you motherfucker

[muted fern]

[frozen escarp]

it got me

[worn mantle]

thanks alot for the help

[full atlas]

@full atlas spoonfeeding bad. u dont learn from it
Speak for yourself

[worn mantle]

@muted fern can I send you one of my projects so you can review it and see if I can get role developer?

[frozen escarp]

uh

[muted fern]

I don't handle developer role requests

[worn mantle]

cryy

[muted fern]

use #role-request

[mellow zinc]

if fc handled that, everyone would be a developer

[light scaffold]

Speak for yourself
copy and pasting doesn't teach you anything though...

[mellow zinc]

^

[frozen escarp]

facts

[full atlas]

Everyone starts somewhere
My "somewhere" was a skywars plugin lol

[worn mantle]

I am too shy

[light scaffold]

if it was that easy, then we would spoonfeed

[frozen escarp]

then you dont get the role

[muted fern]

You have nothing to loose lol

[worn mantle]

My somewhere was a weather plugin

[muted fern]

My first js project was @honest thistle

[light scaffold]

when's the first kotlin project coming

[magic summit]

That feeling when you have no idea what to do...

[full atlas]

copy and pasting doesn't teach you anything though...
Depends if the user wants to read or fix if broken

[frozen escarp]

play cod season 5

[worn mantle]

I am actually studying Science and Medicine idk why I am coding :D

[light scaffold]

if you have no idea what you're doing, then how will you know how to fix the thing that you've been spoonfed?

[muted fern]

Everyone learns in different ways, no point arguing how others should learn lol

[light scaffold]

yeah

[mellow zinc]

so many people downloading cod rn im capped at 2MB/s 😔

[frozen escarp]

F

[fallow crow]

im normally at 2mb/s

[light scaffold]

but telling someone what to do is infinitely better than just giving a solution with no explanation at all

[mellow zinc]

😂

[frozen escarp]

tbf yeah

[muted fern]

Download more download

[full atlas]

if you have no idea what you're doing, then how will you know how to fix the thing that you've been spoonfed?
By rereading the last message lmfao

[frozen escarp]

was gonna say isnt that normal lmao

[mellow zinc]

for me 20MB/s is normal

[frozen escarp]

sit

[mellow zinc]

10x as slow rn 😔

[frozen escarp]

down

[light scaffold]

By rereading the last message lmfao
what

[muted fern]

https://fast.com/

[full atlas]

Reread my last message

[frozen escarp]

not even ookla cube

[light scaffold]

Depends if the user wants to read or fix if broken
this one?

[mellow zinc]

^

[full atlas]

Yes

[mellow zinc]

imagine not using speedtest.net

[light scaffold]

that literally means nothing

[muted fern]

55 Mbps

[full atlas]

Depends on the user

[mellow zinc]

normally i get faster than this

[frozen escarp]

no one likes a show off

[mellow zinc]

🙂

[frozen escarp]

us aussies still on outdated shit

[muted fern]

yup

[mellow zinc]

just update 5head

[muted fern]

Oh yeah

[magic summit]

normally i get faster than this
@mellow zinc What is that page?

[frozen escarp]

yeah, let me just dig up the entire street and replace the lines

[muted fern]

Never thought about that

[frozen escarp]

no biggy

[mellow zinc]

idk whatever fc just linked

[light scaffold]

https://img.bristermitten.me/chrome_P5Sp07E9u4.png

huge

[mellow zinc]

fast.com or whatever

[sterile parrot]

https://i.lemmotresto.com/2020-08-05--09-41-47am.png

[muted fern]

its the netflix one <o/

[light scaffold]

damn

flex

[frozen escarp]

how the

[mellow zinc]

no one likes a show off

[muted fern]

If i remember i'll do one at work to flex on you hardcore

[magic summit]

😭

[mellow zinc]

@long summit is ur download being capped too on MW?

[muted fern]

When ur internet is as bad as the australian

must feel bad

[sturdy bobcat]

Newer gen consoles should get rgb?

[sterile parrot]

no

[regal juniper]

Wait.

[mellow zinc]

😂

[frozen escarp]

this is an improvement from 10

[mellow zinc]

now thats a real gamer internet speed

[light scaffold]

bruh

[fallow crow]

bruh

[frozen escarp]

well mines not even uploading

that suggests something

[frozen escarp]

😮

[muted fern]

ah thats optional

[sharp sky]

How is the American bingo number ordered tho? I can't seem to find the pattern of it

[light scaffold]

isn't it random?

idk

[muted fern]

^

Thats the whole point of bingo?

[light scaffold]

you just put random numbers in the squares I thought

[muted fern]

being random

[frozen escarp]

uh did discord just lag for anyone then lmao

[mellow zinc]

(1..100).random()

[light scaffold]

[mellow zinc]

😍

[regal juniper]

I rly sucks tho cause I'm about to 500 down and 10 up.

[sharp sky]

It's not like 49 being in the 1st column or smth..

[regal juniper]

go to*

[muted fern]

YEAH really must suck

[sterile parrot]

https://i.lemmotresto.com/2020-08-05--09-44-38am.png

[frozen escarp]

smh

[mellow zinc]

thats a 50% loss in download speed

[sterile parrot]

this is a bit better than last time

[muted fern]

cries upsidedown in corner

[regal juniper]

I mean I have 1000 up and down.

[woven prairie]

Flex

[frozen escarp]

all these show offs

[light scaffold]

that would cost a small fortune here

[regal juniper]

Literally going to 1/100th of my normal upload.

[sterile parrot]

I don't have optic fibre so I don't get same up & down

[mellow zinc]

yea same

[sharp sky]

Anyway, I'm asking stuffs because I am going to make a small bingo game made on DeluxeMenus

[mellow zinc]

i get 30mb up

[frozen escarp]

back in the day, i'd be happy to get 10mbps

[sharp sky]

Same concept for Hangman, except it doesn't save stuffs on config

[sterile parrot]

@regal juniper you played the new update yet?

mw

[regal juniper]

Twitch streams (watching) doesn't take too much upload, right?

[mellow zinc]

not really no

[regal juniper]

Nah I just finished the download a few min ago

[woven prairie]

Chess hasn't received an update in so long

[regal juniper]

I unpacked my PC for it

[frozen escarp]

wait

[sterile parrot]

ah I already had it downloaded this friday

[frozen escarp]

how glare, didnt you start it like hours ago

[mellow zinc]

twitch is only capped at like 6k bitrate, so its never gonna be a lot

[full atlas]

I have fiber, cat 6 cable but a shitty at&t modem connected to my Asus 5300 router so I'm only getting 200mbps upload speed. Download is about 800

[sterile parrot]

pretty neato just no new sniper sadly

[muted fern]

hot

[queen jewel]

🙃

[light scaffold]

ouch

[regal juniper]

I pulled it back out last night. I think I had it packed for a total of like 3 hours.

[mellow zinc]

Chess hasn't received an update in so long
@woven prairie CHESS?

[woven prairie]

jn

[frozen escarp]

o

[light scaffold]

if chess is so good why isn't there a chess 2

checkmate

[mellow zinc]

@woven prairie https://lichess.org/CLabyIvy

[frozen escarp]

Cube mate. It's all those ppl in iso

blame them

[muted fern]

yeah

[woven prairie]

smh

[sterile parrot]

I really like the mini royale for some quick games when not having much time

[mellow zinc]

are u playing?

[regal juniper]

Waiting for @long summit to wake up and play.

[muted fern]

before lockdown i could get 80-90s

[sterile parrot]

reminds me of alcatraz in bo4

[regal juniper]

Idk how I go to bed after him and wake up before him.

[frozen escarp]

isnt he awake

[regal juniper]

Literally sitting in a room full of boxes and just my PC.

[frozen escarp]

he typed in here like 20m ago

[woven prairie]

ye

[sterile parrot]

invite me too when matt comes on

[regal juniper]

I need Matt to carry my ass because I can't play video games.

[mellow zinc]

[regal juniper]

You'd think I'm kidding, but I'm literally a bot.

[sterile parrot]

lmao

[frozen escarp]

i still havent even played warzone

[regal juniper]

I've played like 10 games.

[frozen escarp]

Multiplayer FTW

[regal juniper]

I think I watch enough streams to be a professional now tho.

[frozen escarp]

lmao

[mellow zinc]

oh yeah multiplayer is going free to play for a weekend soon

[sterile parrot]

I've played like 10 days or something 7 multiplayer & 3 warzone

[mellow zinc]

sweat

[frozen escarp]

o i wonder what my stats are

probs low asf

[sterile parrot]

haven't played multiplayer since I got obsidian & damascus tho

only been playing warzone

[mellow zinc]

bastard @woven prairie

i was just gonna castle 😭

[woven prairie]

😦

[eternal apex]

cube this fast.com is a scam

it doesn't have any perth servers

wtf

[frozen escarp]

oh thats why it didnt work

[eternal apex]

i've been lied to

"lockridge"

[regal juniper]

Mfw people think perth is a real place.

[eternal apex]

I've never heard of this place

why tf does victoria have a place called "sunshine west"

[regal juniper]

Smh Matt leaving us out to try.

dry

[woven prairie]

I think me castling is gonna oof me, lol

[sterile parrot]

@regal juniper add me my ign is NiCe1GuN

[frozen escarp]

damn my stats are low

[regal juniper]

How do I do that

[sterile parrot]

go to friends

[regal juniper]

In bnet?

Or in game

[sterile parrot]

no ingame

[eternal apex]

don't you need a discrim too?

[regal juniper]

We don't discriminate here.

[sterile parrot]

nah not if I'm the only one

afaik

[eternal apex]

what if I told you I happen to have the exact same username

[sterile parrot]

you'd be lying

[frozen escarp]

wtf its downloading the shader pack for the 4th time now

im getting PISSED

[sterile parrot]

imagine still having to update

and not receiving it 3 days in advance

😉

[regal juniper]

The intro looks like a movie

[frozen escarp]

smhh

move to aus

then say that again

[sterile parrot]

it isn't due to aus

they pre released it for consoles iirc

[frozen escarp]

o

Console players pft

aim assist

🙂

[sterile parrot]

I mean aim assist isn't very powerful at all

it isn't like fortnite

where it can snap to people for you

[frozen escarp]

ye i can agree tbf

[regal juniper]

Friend request sent

[sterile parrot]

nice

[mellow zinc]

omg my friend complains so bad about fortnite aim assist

[frozen escarp]

its funny asf being in a lobby wioth console players and ur the only pc dude

[sterile parrot]

lmao

[regal juniper]

Okie I got matt

[frozen escarp]

omg omg hes hacking

[regal juniper]

He coming soon

[sterile parrot]

neato

let me pause my work clock

[regal juniper]

Wanna hop in invite only?

[sterile parrot]

sure

[frozen escarp]

u guys seen the trailer for the new cod?

[magic summit]

I can trick dyno's anti-tableflip...

[mellow zinc]

there isnt a trailer?

[frozen escarp]

oh, well post

lmao

[magic summit]

leave this table fliped (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[mellow zinc]

all theyve said is that there still on track for the next cod

[eternal apex]

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[frozen escarp]

they released the concept tho

[sterile parrot]

@regal juniper starting mw..

[frozen escarp]

ops something

[regal juniper]

We gotta do a game while we wait. He still has to update.

[sterile parrot]

alright

[magic summit]

Piggy is a joykiller :C

[sterile parrot]

added u, I can't join your lobby though.

[regal juniper]

Yeah I just noticed shaders is installing again

Try now

[sterile parrot]

is your party private?

[regal juniper]

"This user has opted out of crossplay"

[long summit]

About 30 minutes to download the update so i'll brb

[sterile parrot]

I'm a moron

[mellow zinc]

@long summit how is urs going so fast 😭

tf is this bs

[regal juniper]

How do I tlak in game

[long summit]

My update is only 14GB

[mellow zinc]

o i see

[sterile parrot]

just talk I guess?

do you have crossplay communication on?

in settings -> account

@regal juniper

[regal juniper]

14GB? Damn, that's low.

I had like 55

[frozen escarp]

how tf was it 14

[woven prairie]

gg @mellow zinc

[mellow zinc]

geegee

[sterile parrot]

I had 40

[woven prairie]

I messed up in the middle 😦

[frozen escarp]

i had 55

[mellow zinc]

that queen got yoinked 😭

[woven prairie]

😦

[frozen escarp]

holy shit

you guys seen that ammonium explosion?

[velvet crescent]

What?

[frozen escarp]

Some firework factory with ammonium blew up

[nocturne fossil]

In Lebanon

[frozen escarp]

and flattened a city

[nocturne fossil]

bit late doe

[frozen escarp]

i dont watch the news

[nocturne fossil]

over 30+ dead 3000 injured

neither do i

[frozen escarp]

think its over 100 now

[modern tiger]

any final thoughts before i give the artist

[nocturne fossil]

damn

[modern tiger]

permission to penetrate

that painting

[frozen escarp]

er no

[nocturne fossil]

i like the floating apples (jk)

[modern tiger]

she'd find that very disrespectful

[mellow zinc]

and flattened a city
@frozen escarp i mean thats a bit extreme

over 30+ dead 3000 injured
@nocturne fossil 70 confirmed now

[modern tiger]

apologize

[nocturne fossil]

Damn

[magic summit]

This shader is gae

[nocturne fossil]

Mr4Skinz I literally said jk in that message, calm ur cheeks

[modern tiger]

I'm eternally triggered

[frozen escarp]

Well yeah not quite kali lmao

[nocturne fossil]

Good

[frozen escarp]

but yknow what i mean

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/holding-fart-hold-explosion-red-gif-9542860

me rn

[nocturne fossil]

might wanna see the doc

[modern tiger]

no

[nocturne fossil]

and use one of those apples

a apple a day keeps the doc away

[modern tiger]

this is my resting state

no one said that

not one single person

[nocturne fossil]

all says that

[modern tiger]

My name's James

[modern tiger]

that's false

[nocturne fossil]

🤷‍♂️

[modern tiger]

stop inspect

elementing

[fringe sigil]

Hmm

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-ashley-dance-80s-music-gif-12136175

[nocturne fossil]

Oh yes i inspect elemented it in 10s

[modern tiger]

guys

we just met the fastest

typest in the world

[nocturne fossil]

I can type 500 words per minute

but alr

[modern tiger]

see

bow down

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-lee-bow-master-smile-gif-12365468

[nocturne fossil]

Sarcasm on point

ur views low asf nowadays

[modern tiger]

yeah

my channels dead

was considering holding a funeral

[nocturne fossil]

I'd invite the rust community

[modern tiger]

they'd probably raid the funeral home

[nocturne fossil]

That's the point

[modern tiger]

and take my coffin

[nocturne fossil]

and store items in it

[modern tiger]

well i guess it'd be good to go off with a bang

true

better storage than a large chest

[nocturne fossil]

maybe store a couple c4 in it

[fringe sigil]

Hello did someone mention rust 🙂

[nocturne fossil]

;)

[modern tiger]

yes we did you cultured swine

[fringe sigil]

Forgot this

[nocturne fossil]

Bombs away

[fringe sigil]

Made in kotlin

Dude dont joke about that

[mellow zinc]

made in kotlin 😮

[fringe sigil]

☹️

[nocturne fossil]

all planes = good planes

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-you-dare-dont-dont-do-it-the-office-michael-scott-gif-14178027

https://tenor.com/view/boom-kaboom-ironman-iron-man-gif-5358390

[fringe sigil]

...

Is that iron man

Ion man

[modern tiger]

no

[nocturne fossil]

https://tenor.com/bees3.gif

[frozen escarp]

my fucking god i hate team mates sometimes

[modern tiger]

agreed

https://tenor.com/view/yawnface-gif-4425271

[frozen escarp]

blown up by a friendly 5 times 😦

[nocturne fossil]

https://tenor.com/TMI8.gif

[modern tiger]

you had it coming

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-yes-yes-yes-oh-fo-sho-for-sure-nods-gif-12018369

https://tenor.com/view/friends-dog-cat-clingy-youre-my-bestfriend-gif-4566643

[nocturne fossil]

https://tenor.com/baa5Q.gif

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-cigarettes-khalifa-gif-14617129

[nocturne fossil]

https://tenor.com/sAQX.gif

[fringe sigil]

If your gonna send me tenners please over paypal 🙂

[nocturne fossil]

😉

[modern tiger]

How about i park it in your rear

[nocturne fossil]

ouch

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

[fringe sigil]

I used to hate emojis

Now I embrace them

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/brown-and-cony-love-hand-holding-gif-13071752

https://tenor.com/view/gangstas-gang-gif-4833656

@woven prairie why'd you flake on the chess match g

i saw you log off

when we was about to play

[long summit]

Damn this download is going way too slow

[woven prairie]

wut

[mellow zinc]

same 😦

[fringe sigil]

I think i have buy polar

[regal juniper]

Im getting my cheeks clapped

[modern tiger]

we was gonna play chess when i woke up

you flaked yo

[woven prairie]

When

[modern tiger]

supposed to be 12 hours ago

but now im exhausted again

[long summit]

Also i'm assuming i only have 14GB because i play it all the time, so maybe got some small downloads you guys didn't? Idk
Or the game will surprise me with a bigger one after lmao

[woven prairie]

At 4am my time?!? I wasn't even on, lol

[modern tiger]

you had just logged off

the

then

[regal juniper]

Not even 10AM yet and this game is making me already want to drink.

[frozen escarp]

lmao

[woven prairie]

oof

[frozen escarp]

yo did they change the death messages

clan tags werent yellow before were they?

[long summit]

They were, you just need more members to get it

And death messages changed in season 4 idk if they did on the new one

[frozen escarp]

ah

[regal juniper]

Matt how much download left

[long summit]

About 10 minutes

Swapped to cable, wad taking too long

[ebon shadow]

Who pinged me?

[frozen escarp]

Me

[sturdy bobcat]

@ebon shadow

not sure

[ebon shadow]

Thx

[sturdy bobcat]

also magical button

[mellow zinc]

magic

[ebon shadow]

Dont got that on mobile ori

[sturdy bobcat]

Do you not

[ebon shadow]

Nop

So I have to draw a fingerguns emoji

[frozen escarp]

You do?

[sturdy bobcat]

Magic

[frozen escarp]

Ye that

[ebon shadow]

Isnt that why you pinged me Tradie?

[frozen escarp]

About the picture?

[ebon shadow]

Yeah

[frozen escarp]

Yeah

[ebon shadow]

"Now u make one"

This is gonna be

[frozen escarp]

yes

[ebon shadow]

Painful

[long summit]

Oh yeah i know why my download is so small, it's only warzone, i don't download multiplayer

[mellow zinc]

wait wha

i only have WZ and mine is 50gb

[frozen escarp]

oof

[sterile parrot]

lol

[ebon shadow]

Well, I warned you

[sterile parrot]

my friend's download was 90gb

and he has no multiplayer

[frozen escarp]

That’s epic

Well done

[mellow zinc]

hey looks its my meme

[long summit]

Idk then xD

Well mine is done

[ebon shadow]

It was the closest I had to a blank canvas Kali lol

[sterile parrot]

nice join us @long summit

[long summit]

Omw

[regal juniper]

Dope

Just made coffee

[long summit]

Ah yes the un skippable cutscene they always add

[regal juniper]

Heading back now

[mellow zinc]

[regal juniper]

Idk if I have you added Matt

[sterile parrot]

he has me added

[twin dune]

Ain't this against the rules? https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/738969312735526935/740570415247655022

It sounds like a service team

[modern tiger]

what emoji should i put there?

[fallow crow]

cant go wrong with the fingerguns

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-paper-noose-hang-suicide-gif-9818751

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-hanging-kill-gif-13667568

[fallow crow]

the fuck....

No clue when I signed up for this

[mellow zinc]

u have sinned

[fallow crow]

and why does he seem to think i give a fuck that his back

[modern tiger]

will i go to jail for this tweet

https://twitter.com/Mr4Skinz/status/1291038887083532289

Mr4Skinz | Use code: Mr4Skinz (@Mr4Skinz)

@HeartstopperDWF @pawlomesmo @vancitymichael @engineeringvids Pst... I'm a wolf in sheeps clothing that's got a few teeth missing. So pretty much im like a child predator because hunting adults is too hard

Twitter

yes or no ?

https://tenor.com/view/devilface-gif-4423181

[fallow crow]

Its 2020, jokes arent allowed anymore

[modern tiger]

ture

true

nice knowing you

https://tenor.com/view/bon-voyage-gif-12359935

[fallow crow]

cube didnt see shit

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-ghost-gif-4978918

[fallow crow]

😳

[modern tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/ship-crashes-bridge-ship-crash-gif-17555603

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1290792638048808961

ESPN (@espn)

Northwestern’s strength coach is the ultimate hype man 😂💪

(via @NUFBFamily) https://t.co/DDKXJxL5pi

Retweets

1598

Likes

12945

▶ Play video

Twitter

[frozen escarp]

What the lol

[modern tiger]

best tech innovation of the century

https://twitter.com/Casey/status/1291041496095842304/photo/1

Casey Neistat (@Casey)

i had to google 'collared' because i can't spell and this was the top link

Likes

155

Twitter

[pure rock]

https://helpch.at/releases/helpchat-code-academy
does it count that I didn't get rickrolled if I got an ad

[regal juniper]

When Matt comes in clutch and gets you your first win.

Sadly this game mode doesn't count towards your wins 😦

[ebon shadow]

Matt I'm sorry

But what is that aim

[pure bane]

Y’all trash

[cobalt pendant]

@pure bane ey man wanna talk

[pure bane]

join room 1

[long summit]

@ebon shadow Missed one shot and you're talking about aim lmao

[ebon shadow]

No I mean

You lagged behind him HARD

[long summit]

That's probably spectator stuff, Glare is in NA, it was right on him on my screen

[ebon shadow]

ah

Yeah on that it looks like you have the mental capacity of a three year old teething child

[long summit]

The match before that one was better, we got second and i had like 8 kills, the ending was awesome but got cucked by a riot shield xD

[ebon shadow]

F

[long summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3L6mjogtM4

This is more accurate to my screen

[mellow zinc]

for FUCK SAKE

[mellow zinc]

☹️

its not my problem

its battle.net

they need better servers smfh

[long summit]

I remember downloading super slow in it once, watched a video and they suggested switching to NA servers then back to EU

And it worked

[mellow zinc]

oh yea that used to work

let me try again

now it aint downloading at all 😠

[long summit]

yikes

[ebon shadow]

just like my IJ won't open

[jade oasis]

what game

[frozen escarp]

@mellow zinc who has bad internet now

[ebon shadow]

I had to reinstall IJ, JDK 11, and Gradle. Now it finally works
Now I gotta update Git to be able to push using VCS

never agin

[cobalt pendant]

EVERYONE

clip has fell asleep

join room 1

so we wake him up

[velvet crescent]

Don't be rude

[fallow crow]

clip fell asleep in voice

he snoring 😴

[mellow zinc]

@mellow zinc who has bad internet now
@frozen escarp you lol xd lmao

[sturdy bobcat]

@frozen escarp bad internet lol

cries in bad internet aswell

[ebon shadow]

Now I can't even login to GH to use VCS after updating Git

Cmon JetBrains

aaaand now it suddenly works

[modern tiger]

hello

[ebon shadow]

right

Hello

[modern tiger]

Hello

[ebon shadow]

@raven carbon Heya, updated IAL to v2.0, sauce here if you're interested: https://github.com/katsumag/ItemActionsLib
Its also live on my Nexus, and I've updated the readme file so you should be able to figure out how to get it and use it. As always u got any questions or suggestion let me or Conclure know ♥️

[sturdy bobcat]

Should i make a creative mc server for the fun of it

the peepoSad, id want to use PlotSquared v5 an di dont have that