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@frozen escarp If you have actual intentions of using it, I'll actually clean it up and make it relatively safe
@velvet crescent
Yeah, nah itโs a handy thing, lmk where it goes 
^^
@pastel yew / @fallow crow stop bumping your #727778089697804288 and #727778089857187861 posts or your access to these channels will be denied in the future, thanks.
Anyone looking for staff for either Survival or OP-Prison? I'm looking to Owner work. Documents(Rules, Guidelines, TOS, ect), plugin configurating, and much more. Add me for more details./
Get a job?
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How can I get support for autosell? I can't see the channel for #autosell.
When did you purchase it?
A few minutes ago.
Let me check
doesn't say, but i just bought it today around ~20m ago
Yeah, i'll update our db 1 sec
ty
=check @fathom relic
Successfully checked that user for new purchases!
Done.
Thanks ๐
@craggy vapor oi
you still stuck on 1.8?
@naive agate can u ping this boi I think I'm blocked
@craggy vapor
ah yes, suce
๐
cj89
if I dont have a premium plan on buycraft can I somehow hide the url behind a subdomain of our domain?
Don't think they allow that ๐ฆ
does any one have any experiance using Optifines CIT system to change items models Iv made a model I can change the items texture but not the model, I feel like im super close but just missing something stupidly obv


I unlocked everyone in Dumb Ways To Die :)


wew
Made another draft for the commercial i was working on, opinions?
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haven't found enough stock for cartoons, so i had to improvise
Gordon is a champ
Some badly done magic for you yeehaw
I mean you can clearly see
Yes, I do have eyes ๐
another bump in request paid 
Gaby already warned that dude
that was a different person
dw training barry to be ruthless

new barry suggestions:
If he detects static abuse in a paste the user gets banned
Not all of them are bad
if (msg.author.id == 431805550104281090) msg.author.ban();
all fun and games til i actually get banned again
Gotta make it last this time
Not all of them are bad
Constants are a prime example
Anyway, it's so stupid that Nashorn doesn't even have setTimeout or setInterval
Isn't Nashorn depricated by now?
It is tho
But it's from javascript expansion so..
Can't change the engine
Unless if clip support Rhino one
Iirc is this currently worked on
I haven't seen any news from it, so probably nah
got a new desk yesterday lol
it's 150 cm wide and like 75 cm deep
massive
replaces my old corner desk
only cost ยฃ25
bargain
@mellow zinc we have progress!
wew
It dispatched at like 2am because itโs in USA
Iโm doing both to get that beautiful 69 ram
oh nice
And then thermal paste arrives between 3pm and 4pm so pogchamp
@sturdy bobcat nice
I've got a new set of speakers coming tomorrow
https://www.logitech.com/en-gb/product/bluetooth-speaker-system-z337 ordered these bad boys
Logitech Z337 PC speakers with subwoofer and Bluetooth streaming lets you stream clear sound and strong bass from any Bluetooth-enabled computer, tablet or phone.
Iโve had a new cpu sat on my desk for 4 days, taunting me
lol
I need to get a new CPU some time
but since my CPU is an AMD FX-4300 (AM3+) and I want a Ryzen (AM4), I'm gonna need a new motherboard lol
@sturdy bobcat just hire me to setup ur server smh
lol
@eternal apex but you cost money and he can do it for free himself lol
You can do it for -$50 @eternal apex
D:
:D not a good offer?
Ori can atleast try 
we need an animated finger guns
yes
yes
@honest thistle put "animated finger guns" on my todo list 
@muted fern, I missed that, say that again?
Usage: =remindme <time> "<message>"
eg. =remindme in 5 hours "to feed the Llama"
q
@honest thistle 
@muted fern, 
use this command please
=remind me in 43 years to animated the finger guns
Missing Quotes
Usage: =remindme <time> "<message>"
eg. =remindme in 5 hours "to feed the Llama"

kek
=remind me in 43 years "to animated the finger guns"
to animated the finger guns
why is there no year format on the message smh
yes
Barry will either take over the world, or complete die by then so..
i wouldnt mind being enslaved by barry ๐ณ
enslaved by barry? 
Now that sounds like a fun time 

It's been long since I opened back another kt or js guesses
Idk why my kt evaluator started to act up
Anyway, guess this one ๐
Js or Kt
js
Has anybody here used Jekyll before?
RIP ?asktoask
that was removed ages ago?
understandable
Anyway - how much do you want to do your funky animations with my pfp?
Just do anything
ah all 5 pixels of it
10 second search and i found a higher quality one
Alright cube, now do your magic please
omg
wheres request paid lol
o
cube is playing with it
โน๏ธ
okay
@twin dune D:
oo
scary cat
meow request paid is back
discord integration is fucked :c

:c
haha
@twin dune
making it worse
Oh, can't wait to see how much better this can get
ooo
lovely
looking hawt
no u 
Decent chunkbuster right there
@twin dune final.
open in browser then
hekin' good
I'm not sure which I prefer
hypno cat
think you could do 1 more render? lol
changing?
Brightness level: The Sun.
Ghastly
leave the poor cat alone
hypnocat
when do we get :think_fingerguns:?
not sure how that would work exactly
I swear that I've been looking at this cat for 30 minutes...
:think_fingerguns: sounds like it would be thinking face transitioning into fingerguns
I had to wait for like an hour like two days ago kek

Closed the tab and ran another one and it was done in like 5min kek
@twin dune mp4 just in case you want it https://i.funnycube.net/meow7.mp4
kek
a third hand?
yes
love it
in my emoji list its called 4thwallfingerguns
Dab fingergun definitely suits than that
but it feels like he is trying to hug me
creepy
I can see thinking fingergun more as an animated thinking face into the 4th wall fingerguns
I need the mad one Ori


๐ฎ
i believe cube added a bunch
animating time

this is gonna be interesting
Dab fingergun pls
https://www.change.org/p/apple-inc-apple-to-create-a-finger-guns-emoji jesus christ its amazing
i am absolutely signing that
not an apple fan
im an apple fan when they give us finger gun emojis
tbh biggest reason I'm not a fan is because they give little to no leeway for indie developers
oh hey @muted fern can I get my spin now btw?
=multi spin
oooo
swear its always 7
Time to talk
YES
don't make me go full Fitness Gram Pacer Test in here lol
Over a long period of time, geckos have developed special physical features to help them survive and avoid predators. Gecko tails serve many purposes. They help balance their weight as they climb branches, they act as fuel tanks to store fat, and as camouflage to help them disappear into their environment.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!โฆ Start.
GOO
does that mean we just talk rubbish in here until the multiplier runs out? lol
yes
yeah
Geckos are mostly small, usually nocturnal reptiles with a soft skin. They also possess a short stout body, a large head, and typically well-developed limbs. The ends of each limb are often equipped with digits possessing adhesive pads.
oh cool, I am really really good at talking rubbish until the deadline - lol
oh lord
sooooo...... what do we all wanna talk about??
Bad timing
tough @light scaffold
lol
Clojure
circle jerk time
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yehm tough get talking
pls dont post copa pasta crap
lol
why not?
oooooof, the funny police are here?
also wtf is that profile pic cube?
That looks like that one guy that's always left out but is like "ey, eyy?"
lol
no, you have to post your own original drivel during the multipler
let's just go on about random crap then
stuff that ain't got nothing to do with nothing
mhm - sounds good to me then....
lol
awwww, my daughter sends me that emjoi and makes me feel real sad when I see it
lol
copypastas are the exact reason why MEE6 has a 1 minute cooldown between messages that can be eligible for XP
alright
cool
I got a new desk yesterday
nice
piggy is setting up my vps for me so thats pog and my new ram just dispatched 
it's like 150 cm wide
it is chunking it down with rain here and has been for the last 4 hours - so that means I get to stay on the PC, not go out and work on my server - lol
its currently in wisconsin right now 
oh nice Ori
lol
that's visibly pixelated cube
not that big thing
SVG images smh
i mean its zoomed in
mhm
at 200%
nice @sturdy bobcat
who made the Barry bot btw?
lol
you have an addiction to that emoji Cube
Cube has the addiction???
have you been?? paying attention to kaliber and frosty???
one of many tbf
We had Gary, now we have Barry. We also. had Harry, now we need Larry


BarryChat > HelpChat
make it transparent lol
it is
send me the gif cube
im jealous of anyone with photoshop
me too
i get jealous easily 

time to do some more osu and become a weeeb
no xp for you
ooooof
f
funny
beautiful

funny
@woven prairie hi
remember that
i do
lol

@velvet crescent thanks for the tip btw
Now my uploader is 10x slower than before...
kek
@mellow zinc @light scaffold N
@sturdy bobcat i didnt see this ping because my pc was left on and it mustve read the message without me seeing
so like
kotlin?????????
chess in kotlin soonโข๏ธ 
thanks โฅ๏ธ

making it multiplayer kinda gonna be a pain tbh
like online
but ill try
need to first find out how to make an application ๐


also i swear thats like the 5th time ive seen that lol
Nah but seriously can request paid be cleaned of retarded budgets?

oh right, so what is Barry looking on the anti-bump process then
when people copy paste or reword their own request
seee, we talk rubbish during a multi - lol
yeah barry can still detect it if you change a few words 
noice
wont be perfect whilst we're in this beta phase
mhm
nor will he take action without staff involvement
will never be perfect 
๐ฎ
wow - rudfe, just rude
barry will become the head of us all
Clip's online 

should be morning there
my guess is 9am 
kali
=test time
@muted fern, My Time: 27/7/2020 @ 10:23:2
o
remember when you were like "the ram wont dispatch at midnight"
so est not cst
jokes on you, it dispatched at 2am last night 
i believe clip is the same as barry
well that wouldve depended where the ram came from tbh
or 1 off
its in america rn
currently in wisconsin 
he said at midnight which technically is 12:00
it is
it looks wierd when it stops
๐
shame motion blur doesnt work on gifs
@foggy mortar Stop bumping, you won't be told again.
@foggy mortar Stop bumping, you won't be told again.
@muted fern uhh sorry my bad
I just editing some words
Then use the edit function in discord
i mean i copied it
=sh @foggy mortar
โข [24/07 @ 3:11:27 AM] #request-free - [Service] Server Developer[Re...
โข [25/07 @ 5:45:39 AM] #request-free - [Service] Server Developer[Re...
โข [26/07 @ 7:28:55 AM] #request-free - [Service] Server Developers[R...
โข [27/07 @ 10:16:35 AM] #request-free - [Service] Server Developer[Bu...
and i accidently paste
No need to bump 3 times
Okay sry

@velvet crescent enjoy my demo chunkbusting on showcase ๐
The nashorn trick was pretty horrendous, but worth it
You tehnically still use a plugin xd
Erm.. apart from PAPI ofc..
shh
Why do i get these types of question everytime i showcase something....
What questions?
Nvm
The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!
F
F
F
F
o
lol
@mellow zinc Good thing I don't have tiktok
In the javascript placeholder, I actually used a BukkirScheduler with 1 tick for each layer
To reveal how i did it, try to sastify me with something :)
@opaque lotus that showcase is badly viewable...
@opaque lotus that showcase is badly viewable...
Nice stroke
๐ฅ
Dang
@craggy vapor if you donโt got me blocked ping me I got some news
lmao
Australia?
philippines
Yeah heard that people get awful long queues in smaller servers
lol
my non-genius
is sometimes frightening
Me: "I assume ptero runs normal and i can mess with it without bonking everything"
Piggy: "yes"
Me: breaks ptero trying to do the one thing i want it to actually do
That's the usual Jolly
@sturdy bobcat you need to download an egg

tried making me own and it no function

i saw somewhere that it said i gotta restart the daemon but idk how to do that
sudo systemctl restart wings iirc @sturdy bobcat
i'll figure it out
it's either called wings, or quite literally daemon
but it's been a while since I touched the back-end shit
@neat kraken I shot you a friend req in regards to your skin listing
salutations
@boreal escarp old pfp ๐ฎ
tru
lol - brilliant
o
jeenyis
@ebon shadow opinion https://youtu.be/D33eYOuiNaA
@urban rune Those messages are on MCM

Wydm
@twin dune dm me the link, idk what ur talking about
i saw a picture of the messages on google so i re created them
smh
"purchase an unmute" what the heck
@mellow zinc pretty good, crosshair placement when peaking round stuff was bad at times, like you were aiming at a shelf or smth. Aside from that (and imo the roni > commando) looks ok
@urban rune aren't unmutes, unbans, etc heavily against the EULA now?
also you have a .tk domain, everyone knows what that means, just WHY
doesnt really help that i dont know the maps very well, so i was looking at the wall for like a split second
They have been since like 1.8
Anything is against the EULA
That's not true, you can sell the /hat command, and some trails
ezpz
That covers server costs, and profit margins

/hat - $500
red trail - $300
blue trail - $300
Red & blue trail - $1000 $750, limited time offer!
tbf there are so many ways around eula, doing research you'll see there was an update to it basically saying they don't care what you sell as long as it can be seen as fair (obtainable in game with not much harder work)
@vague walrus damn what a deal!
but yes unmutes/unbans and stuff are heavily against eula even still but you see servers (even larger ones like cosmic) that somehow manage to get away with it
"admin commands" is the term they fall under
At a certain point servers help drive sales for MC directly
So at a certain point mojang might turn a blind eye
I mean to be fair I initially bought minecraft because of cosmicpvp opening and was there for the beta
since they don't reset their vanilla galaxy tbh I could still be baltop on there and now I've gotta go look
Haven't touched that server in a mean minute
It depends on the server really
I donโt think mojang would genuinely care about a server with like maybe 100~ members max having eula breaking commands like that
But if itโs incredibly large multi million servers like hypixel theyโre still gonna keep an eye on them a slight amount
Idk
The eula is weird
cosmic they don't give a shit about
@mellow zinc I'll look into it, and with the tk domain is better than a subdomain, we are a small server we don't need fancy stuff
huh what did i say
idk
and unbans and unmutes are not against eula, if you look at the eula its only for in game items, like buying a diamond sword
Not 100%
Technically anything that you can buy for real money, which would give (gameplay) advantages in a way that can't be obtained through normal gameplay (Specific kits, unlockable areas, etc) are against EULA
Pretty sure the wordage is unfair advantage isnt it?
Idk
It's just what I know
If you can't get it through normal gameplay on the server (is only purchasable) and gives advantages like new items and such is it against EULA
Ah yes.... Nothing better than copy-pasting the PAPI header including all its links...
Like...
lol dafuq
lmao
We've gone from lowballers in #727778089857187861 to $13/hr for configuring plugins ๐ณ
Lol this guy is actually selling free domains #727778088972189767
I tried
Is that even legal?
@muted fern ^
@urban rune You selling free domains?
Dot TK is the only top level domain name registry that provides free domain names. Get your free domain name today, before it's gone.
Pretty sure .tk domains are free
lmao he's tryna get a few bucks off of something that's free ๐
@normal sable have you posted a offer yet? #727778088972189767
no?
Post a message saying something like I will help you get FREE .tk domain
save the uneducated folk
yeah I just realized ๐
Also eula is definitely against selling unbans
alright done

Hmm, free or paid .tk domain...
I'm so conflicted 
yes @muted fern .... i dont use dot tk
Did you just ping yourself...
๐
Look, I have a brain injury
Why you trying to sell something that's free?
I dont use dot tk tho
huh?
funny why ๐ญ
i didnt know there was a free one tbh
why u take down my offer
The point is you're selling .tk domains
.tk domains are free.
Are you offering something that free .tk domains don't already provide?
I don't even know how to pay for a tk domain
I was trying to divert people away from buying a .tk domain from him
since it's free
I have a brain injury, I don't think right

u can remove it if u want
u can remove it if u want
I already have
ok cool
kk
funny can I still make another offer if I have one?
alright it's fine
Oof
I did it for the boys 
top 3 suggested words 

https://i.funnycube.net/Z9wgJ3.png getting close
Woah, we're almost to 6,968 members!
close to 7k smh
We need 9 more members
Turns out this OTG is really good
I can even play minecraft bedrock on phone with keyboard and mouse now
Cause i can't afford win 10 ._.
@arctic raptor huh?
Ok :(
@arctic raptor 
๐
I just woke up
And I now have the Pokemon theme tune
Stuck in my head
For god knows what reason
The animated
looks better with fingers moving horisontaly
Makes me wanna go to the Stonehedge site more..
Ah yes good old tk domains
F
Teamcity
IJ is dark theme
Recently set it up to automatically compile GriefDefender, because I'm tired of manually doing it.
Anyone else get a flood of calls from england?
Pretty shitty dev team if they have to DM advertise to gain reputation ๐
Pretty shitty dev team if they have to DM advertise to gain reputation ๐
And when the owner(?) of it has a default avatar...

or is it a bot?
yeye
But they should start ceise to exist (hopefully) when GatewayIntents are enforced
Thats gonna be a fun update for discord.py
Since nobody specifies gateway intents with that
only took 10 years
that one of the postcard things they send you?
yea
only took 10 years
I got one ordered and the sketchiest thing happened, we ordered it to my friends house at like 3PM on a friday and it arrived within 2 hours to his house
it was really weird
I canโt remember when I ordered this
hot
and we've also got $100 worth of advertising credit
noice
time to advertise ourselves on spigotmc.org
you gotta spend 100 to get that tho dont you?
lol
nah
wait what?
it's straight up free afaik
Do it Piggy 
o
I hope I didn't dox myself by setting this up tho
if I did though, at least I don't have an excuse to be secretive anymore
Win win 
i want the fancy right pane
that's what we get cube
although idk when it shows up
knowing google
about 10 years
that's literally the only reason I signed up for this thing
the little panel
What panel?
this panel
ye
oh
and i can show whatever i want on there
That's neat
can you put ||server world files|| on it ๐ฎ
not funny didn't laugh
Home of SKRIPT support
Niall
I mean it's not inaccurate
Welcome to HelpChat IT Support
bruh.... so my options are to either sign out of 8 of my google accounts or acccess this 
Have you tried turning it on and off again
if the above doesn't work, try restarting it
if once again restarting doesn't work, try unplugging the power, then plugging it back in
If that fails to work, try rebooting your router
Turn the bitch on and off
optus support 
And after that?
then restart ur router
no
switch isp
if that fails again
start up your own isp
If none of the options work, give up
restart router is the last step
ask the power company to turn their systems off and on again
bruh it feels like optus does that every day
What in the actual fuck have i just stumbled uppon..
I haven't had any problems with optus
hey frosty, at least it's the highest quality skript
nfell is the author of skript iirc
Plugin idea: you make a plugin that allows you to create plugins inside the config file :)

Does it
Disgusting
Smh why would I bother loading up IntelliJ when I can do it in Windows Notepad
Next step is doing it in ms paint
Ah yes
"glorified text editors like Eclipse"
Yea
#727778089697804288 ๐คข
Sk- bois coming out now ๐
They should add it as a banned word
I swear to god, Octopus is literally the worst kind of keymapper out there on the android phone
Is there any better alternative?
wahts funny about that number
@fallow crow I also still donโt know what 69 means lol
ha ha x dee
๐ ๐
When using octopus to manage my keyboard and mouse on phone with the game MC Bedrock, the cursor worked fine, but somehow all other buttons are locked
And when i pressed on either aswd, that direction is stuck on moving until i turned off the cursor lock
It's my business...
I got used to some games implying on pc, but they are laggy there, so i moved to phone controller
I can even play gd with the mouse, no laggy on phone
@fallow crow no one wants to explain it to us ๐ญ
I don't think playing pubg with a mouse on phone is illegal?
(Idk if you know but I ACTUALLY donโt know what 69 means lol)
Wdym I am 18 oof
It's the number 69 
Yes
๐
Funny number it appears to be
Why do I think it is some sexual thing?
Lol ok I think itโs time to search on google
If you were wondering how I managed to use runTaskLater on js expansion with the plugin parameter..
Search x 69 it will load faster
it just comes up with the dude 6ix9ine
Search x 69 it will load faster
@fringe tundra ok ty
Well.. it is as a referrence to this horrendousness: PluginClass$getPlugin(class
69 (sixty-nine) is the natural number following 68 and preceding 70.
That's what i did
Is it a pool?
Ok so here's the reveal
er
There's a static instance method for it iirc thien
** y e s **
It's a position Afonso
In the world?
yes
You can do it in the pool๐ฅต
Your brain isn't corrupted enough so I won't continue 
You can do it in the pool๐ฅต
@fringe tundra lol
var plugin = BukkitServer.getPluginManager().getPlugin("PlaceholderAPI");
var task = BukkitServer.getScheduler().runTaskTimer(plugin, function() {
//task
}, 1, 1);```
Enjoy
Your brain isn't corrupted enough so I won't continue
@velvet crescent F for me i suppose
I mean it's not horrendous, but that scheduler ๐คข
I have no other plan...
Yea you can't use a normal runnable in it
It took like 2 hours to figure out that
Alfons, you should invite all your friends to have a party in position 69
The reason why i have var task is because as a util for cancel()

Alfons, you should invite all your friends to have a party in position 69
@fringe tundra canโt... corona
Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhh
Its the USA. They dont have corona counter measuers to do with isllation anymore
F u jolly lol
Hmmmmm,
Thats wrong 69.
Oh is it?
Y e s
96?
You all have forgotten number 1337 :))
Thats for all the elites who like CABT
31337
I am close to finishing this deluxemenus chunkbuster
I'm happy for myself ๐
For tricking nashorn
omg
A random "oh my god" has appeared...
Whats a chunk buster
Something that busts a chunk
This explains everything #showcase message
smh
shut the fuck up

i just woke up and thought it said 6996
NOO
๐ฎ
Is there anyone that know how to use Xenforo? i got some questions <3
DM me
You could just ask here too and maybe someone would be able to help
@muted fern Yeetus that #727778089697804288 
too slow
@velvet crescent You still selling some HelpChat stickers?
That was clip 
:what:
Can the latest #727778089697804288 not be seen as "plugin help"? I know it's aweful skript but hey...
It should be blacklisted from services.
They have their own discord, let them smooth their brains there
oh #727778089697804288 just a simple plugin xD
[Service] Plugin
[request]A simple plugin disabling certain armours and enchantments in certain worldguard regions```
still there...
ah not talking about that one
seen that one before xD
the one with points on death/kills
yeah
...which could easly made as a plugin
does anyone knows if Mc-Markert is fully made with Xenforo?
lol
smh
i thinkn mcmarket is made my the people making mcmarket
@hidden gyro Want me to laugh now? or after?
Where's the testy?
mc-market is xenforo, yes
they do have some custom addons for it from what i know
if you are interested in creating a new marketplace, beware that many have tried and failed
Set Global Multiplier to x69!
O
<@&498455190140354591> <@&630332668780871690> Gratz
well
o
WEW
OMG
eZ
O
69X
dsadsa
das crazy
69x?
omgomgomg
XP
KOTLINNN?
Does it workcon daily
xp
that's a lot
=multi
woah
kotlin is so great!
let's go guys
holy crap
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Give XP
damn son gotta get that major xp woohoo damn son
yeah the boys







