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do americans do anything besides barbecue?
yes
no
we buy explosives in early july to launch up and explode essentially watching our money burn
other than that, no
doesn't everybody do that with new years...?
bro thats 4th of july
Was hands down the best thing I made so far on this thing
** in early july **
bro thats 4th of july
I know
but I'm saying that other countries do this too but for new years instead
ye
new years? idk, i usually just watch nyc on new years, I don't see nearly as many fireworks
oh
or just watch the tv and watch the government waste their own money
(idk if its government but u know what i mean)
thats just me tho ๐คท
what the fuck
that is cursed
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Most of the year The N...
there
that's better
welcome to our yearly war
It was soo good man
I'm big hungry now
Why do americans celebrate losing their british parents
would you want british parents?
absolutely not
british parents are the type to just refuse to take you to the dentist
hence why all british people hardly have teeth
bro can you get him to give me braces because my teeth aren't straight at all 
He gave me braces :)
redacted
only u guys see the joke ๐
Wtf. Where do you live. You should get a checkup every 4 yrs
I live in the uk
every 4 years?
yeah was about to say
My parents never take me to the dentist lmao
Lmao rip
That seems like neglect
year 7/8
You british?
yes
N or S
N
Why do americans celebrate losing their british parents
More like we celebrate kicking our parents' asses
Our abusive* parents
And now look at yourself. Nearly as bad as india or Pakistan ( let me explain. Im not being racist but after they voted independence they have gone to shit. Corruption, war, poverty and over population. If the british were still in control, this wouldnt of happened they would br bette roff)
my parents never looked after me and my sisters teeth and never took us to the dentist and now we'll all have to pay thousands to get them fixed 
two of my teeth have done a complete 45 degree turn pepePoint
in uk we have good healthcare... its jus tthat people dont bother going and thats why they have shit teeth
we have free healthcare but dont know how to use it
my parents never really looked after my physical health because who cares right 
sounds like heavy fucking neglect lmao
@fringe tundra as if the UK does not have corruption, war, poverty, and over population??!?!?
Hello?!?!?!
over population 
not as bad as america tho
Were not as corrupt, poverty isnt that bad, we killed everyone against us.
cant have an over populated country if you eat all the children 
if u think every country doesnt have corruption, u are blind
One time
lol
revolutionary war, and the war of 1812
1812?
?
It was a draw ...
ive never heard of this. interesting
lol
Ok. But we would win now. (Defensively)
Yes
Like... today?
Any day
LMFAO
well it depends
If you attacked first
if u leave NATO, then yes 
We would get backed by nato
Absolutely fucking not
no
Fuck off
I am going to kill someone
fuck off
๐ฆ
KOLTIN
nato would literally destroy the us
Nato is like a supreme country
just crush em
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Even russia is tiny compared to nato

Be a lengthy battle
well
Wait... I'm so lost..
depends if they just wanna release the nukes tho 
The US is a part of NATO
it would just boil down to whoever nukes the other first lol
yes, and if u left nato?
Tbh if things keep like this the US will destroy themselves..
yes but if us attacks inside the nato they're fucked?
But if you attack another nato memeber in act of war then you dont have nato backing you
Why does the US need to leave NATO?
Considering how oppressive the UK is against the rest of the world, its more likely people would side with the US

oppressive?
They have no choice lol
The UK is like a cancer what do you mean
Some countries have already signed off to fight with uk if we get invaded
Yall just went around CONSUMING the planet
Tbh kinda happy the UK left the EU lmao
wouldnt all nato countries be obliged to?
I'm not
I think they're required to fight
wouldnt all nato countries be obliged to?
@mellow zinc most. Some of them are just economic weak countries who pussied off the deal
ic ic
Also we havent left the eu
It will literally never happen
We are too big of a social power
The UK is the US's oldest and strongest ally
We'd still roll you bitches 1 on 1 though
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well obviously
We are strong united
keep investing all ur money into the military 
United Kingdom
of America
More like STOLEN kingdom
But we are a kingdom. Not some states
stolen from whom?
I mean
Fun fact, England and Portugal have one of the oldest alliances till this day
Netherlands is the best tho
lol
If we stole this, then your entire country is based of stolen land
the country itself isn't stolen lol
netherlands 
we easily crush you guys
@fringe tundra well... yeah...
u barely have a military 
duh
XD
sure there are plenty of colonies
No one is denying that
we've got some nuclear missiles
just like every other country
Actually britian is stolen
are we ready boys Successfully created project ecloud-client.
from?
that thing
no country is perfect
England was stolen from the vikings
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as if anyone cares about their country's history that much in the current generations
no fuck wales
Instead of its own country
Yall got too many fucking names
Wdym
wym
4?
and y'all got too many states
if ur on about GB and UK, theyre 2 different things
Theres like at least 47 different ways the general population refer to your country by
OB - Okay Brittain
it says United States but honestly those states are divided so badly
Thats like saying theres thousands of ways to say a becuase of region
laws differ so incredibly much
true true
more like the BAD states amirite???
yup
Thats like... the point
USA is like a solution to russias problem that failrd badly
Laws are kind meant to differ.
Otherwise itd just be federal law
Thats fair
That doesnt make sense...
makes everything simpler
God no
The problem with US is that the whole country is divided lol
And it gets more and more divided each day, i wouldn't be surprised with another civil war in the upcoming years
just like 99% of all other countries do
That doesnt make sense
civil war 
The war of 2020....
u kinda had that a month ago
West cost east coast
BLM wasnt a war?
Sort of has a ring to it
lmaooo
....
raid the shops ๐
WHAT
The Great Toilet Paper War of 2020!
The great Gen Z War
Raiders != BLM protesters
Blm is very exploitative
^
Kinda
Raiders are exploiting blm
More of a disinformation campaign if anything
So you mean raiders are exploitative then...
I mean doesn't everything get exploited nowadays?
People are abusing their skin colour by saying their black so they should get awaybwith x ( personal example from local police area)
WHAT
No. It is very true. A few 'friends' have been using their skin colour to try and get less on their ticket etc
I want to make clear that if you want to go and discuss a topic with race that you have to do so with respect, I will get you out of this discord real fast if you don't.
Anecdotal
1/1000 isnt a majority
You do not use 1 person to define an entire movement
I'll give it 2 minutes until someone says "objectively"
Hardly worth mentioning at that point

I'll give it 2 minutes until someone says "objectively"
lmao
maybe less
kotlin is objectively better than java?
^
absolutely
True
Clojure is objectively worse than kotlin
not necessarily
I still dont get whats soo good about clojure
Frigga is objectively the best amirite
spigot & papi classloading objectively sucks
Frigga is objectively the best amirite
this guy knows it
sx might have something to say about that 
Well yes but theyrr both bad
Odin is HIDEOUS
Jaquar is the real deal tho
...
don't get me started
Why are we bullying Odin
Whats odij
because lol?
Odin
its bad?
not enough kotlin imho
Oh yeah wanted to ask you Sx what is the plugin for the tab colors?
ugh... it would be so much better in kotlin
Are you bullying norse and germanic myth?
wouldn't everything?
indent rainbow
Thank
@long summit
@fringe tundra they're languages
Oh
Frigga is mine, Odin is sx's
bad languages
FALSE
1 bad language*
Jaquar is mine
Fuck you Alex
Yours has a certian rhyme
:)
I defended both of us
both bad, 1 is worse than the other
And you turn on me
no
Fuck. You.
I could've been talking about frigga
you never know
but you jumped to conclusions
almost like women
frigga bad confirmed?
Are they both jvm compliant
not in the slightest
Mine is?
Very nice
they both can interact with java classes but not the other way around
since they're both interpreted lol
But how do you even start to make a languahe
Wait Frigga is Odin's wife? lmao
I understand why you two fight so much over it
lex, parse go
Wait Frigga is Odin's wife? lmao
I understand why you two fight so much over it
lmaooo
look at brainfuck.o
BITCH
Ofc not...
^
no shit
imagine not having syntax highlighting
Does loop work for both for and while?
@long summit no such thing as a "for loop" in odin
monads everywhere
looping is purely while loop semantics
yeah
I mean y'all flexing with your languages
TRASH
Ngl odin looks better
HA
technically, every function is kind of just a lambda
but I made the shitty kernel ๐
wow
getValue = () -> Int {
yield(3)
println("Hello")
}
getValue()```
what's wrong with this????
Now lets work on Elara
good idea
While I'm not balls deep in PAPI
That sounds really wrong knowing what papi is
lmao
It has classes and traits and a nice doc of its syntax in jts readme. Whereas frigga has some program that I shouldnt understand until I knoe the syntax
lmfao
we may disagree on which language is better
I dont even think its done actually
my wiki is a work in progress
Yes. Maccies kids meal
@fringe tundra
@sterile parrot FUCK your kernel
lmaooo
those are some great docs
dammit
Yours is big and wordy. Sxtanna's is nice concise one liners that work well
Wait why are we still shading in gson? Is this to keep the 1.8.0 - 1.8.3 support?
I have 0 idea why Gson is shaded
We did it for 1.8.0 - 1.8.3 support
it was for 1.8 support iirc
it literally has about 2 keywords?
yes
Do we really care that much tho
@light scaffold your readme
mine is comprehensive
Which one is easier to read
Something... is wrong here...
502 People using PAPI on 1.7 what
strongly, dynamically typed functional
ah
what time is it?
yes
165 in 1.8
more poeple on 1.7 then 1.8 
It's only 244 Kb anyways
less transitive dependencies used wew
Probs should update bstats tho
Look at this sexy syntax expression [val|var] 'name'{: 'type'} = 'expression'
You know...
ew
don't get distracted
grammarly
we have a language to make in like a week
exactly
Hf on your languages. My battery is about to die gn
yeah
Its like... 3
but I mean we have to start in about a week
for what you making it
Better pdm gson so we can save the 244kb


no
It was joke
they good
pdm good
@sterile parrot fight me
yeah fight me too
๐
I will book a train ride to the uk
and fight you ez
runtime dependencies are very ew
where we fighting?
So papi only 385kb without minimize and gson shaded
When fighting cough on your fist to inflict poison damage
Very nice
bm wanna come to birmingham for a fight? 
I have been to quite a few places in england
I have been to quite a few places in england
I'm so sorry to hear that
Yeah but no more if you're american
LMAO

birmingham probably sucks
lemmo, where abouts?
so no
yes it sucky sucky
newcastle EW
those places are probably nice
white castle
blue castle
@regal juniper you ever had white castle?
Ya
lake district it is then
LOL
ONCE
Oh you poor thing
You have to experience trash white castle sliders at least twice to qualify for american citizenship
I'm sorry, but I will be calling ICE on you now
how many different fast food brands do you guys have???
i swear there are hundreds
400
Yes.
Wait
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Wtf
We killed off onPlaceholderRequest for this update?
It returns null
what?
thats for a relational placeholder
Alrighty, I'll trust ya
I've done literally nothing to relational placeholders
That wasn't what I was referring ot
Don't trust him Glare... Trust me! I have cookies
I'm about to kill PlaceholderHook
Gonna collapse those into PlaceholderExpansion
do it sx
I guess there will be one of those at the rate we're doing v3
Sxtanna did you ever watch that fag show called Hey Qween
How do i report a disc bug? I found this
It stays forever and doesnt let you click anything
holy fuck
100k viewers on technoblade's stream
MC Ultimate Event
Millions of viewers over Twitch/Youtube.
200+ youtubers
Thousands of dollars raised for charity.
this event was entertaining as fuck to watch, holy
Sounds like someone has a small brain
Sounds like someone is easily entertained.
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if you guys use that tongue emoji
one more time
ima come to your house
and cut your tongue off myself
keep sticking it out like some fuckin weirdos
perfect
mackenzie, what are you talking about? can't someone enjoy a youtuber playing an event?

?
it was fun because of all the hype, youtubers, unique features, gameplay, etc
it's like watching a unofficial league or csgo tournament.
you said easily entertained ๐
is reposting in the request channels allowed?
some guyโs reposted his post like 3 times
you mean charcoal right
You are allowed multiple different requests.
o no nvm
Bumping is not allowed though.
Maybe you can report in @honest thistle 's dm
Hey! Just wondering, does anyone know what font is used for clipsโ plugin art?
@muted fern
@ebon shadow ty for the boost โค๏ธ
Ah yes, should be coolvetica I believe
but pls dont copy the style we use for clips
k thx
Not using it for a plugin :)
@sturdy bobcat https://i.funnycube.net/6vMawd.png pls
Hate to bug the admins but, it seems like there's a few people waiting on somebody to status check the recent buyers on spigot
Lol poor Barry
which plugin @atomic moss ?
Seems to be DeluxeChat, I noticed somebody in bot commands has been waiting around 4 hours
Below is how long ago each plugin's buyers list were updated:
3h 46m 26s
32s
42s
26s
37s
3h 46m 30s
6d 19h 28m
Updated.
Appreciate you funnycube
๐
Mine reached 0 ๐ข
Holy crap
I'm down for a test run.
fancy

pretty flower
I think you beat the unreadability
Does discord pull from first frame? If we could make the first frame readable, that might work.
yeah
I've been informed that the first one might be taken as a little offensive.
While I like it too, I had 3 people point that out in the 3 minutes I had it set.
I love this new one, ty.
Holy
Mhmm
LOL
lol
send me
we are pressing charges
a few high-up server owners and i have decided itโs right
and will be pressing charges
so if you have any evidence of this dude being a fraud please message them to me
Let's not start random drama here
@regal juniper we've gone deeper
we're also >1mb now
Holy
oh my
Not enough
I love it.
@deft reef why you block em?
hey guys I need some tech support
so basically on my desktop, sometimes, when I do the box thing on windows where you hold left click and make a rectangle, it turns into paint and starts covering the desktop with a colour
I just made my desktop all orange
@sturdy bobcat https://i.funnycube.net/6vMawd.png pls
@muted fern
what do Hz do for a mouse? On mine I have a option to change it to 125/500/1000 and I have no idea what it does xD
Its the frequency of when it reports data to the pc.
1000hz / 1khz would report its data 1000 times a second. This makes the pc do more processing but a smoother movement than a 125hz polling rate
But most modern pcs wont notice the difference in processing power
I have a laptop that is already burning xD
And it only really gives you better mouse movement when you are using raw input compared to enchanced changed input
@remote summit You still got that request opened? And if so, can you elaborate more on it
Yes finally
First chunk broken with the JS PAPI
Just 20% of them ._.
I need to use a big brain move to access timer
Just a little tip about my Hangman js before. I actully hid a js placeholder which can delibrately answer the letter and return true if correct
To apply that into DeluxeMenus, I used [json] %placeholder%
That's how psycho i am xD
I can actually make that game without using javascript, but since I'm not a favor in data-saving that much so...
@sturdy bobcat Nah, I get 600 FPS - but I want 1,500 FPS because it looks cool on my FPS indicator.
what
cash
progress
Not sure actually
looks like compost bins
Probably
@foggy mortar do you have to bump your #727778089697804288 like that 
Yeah that's a compost bin
Whats a good minecraft client these days
Is that actually a thing lmao
make it a thing 
@foggy mortar do you have to bump your #727778089697804288 like that
@sharp sky Wdym?
Bumping is against the rules.
rip
You still having issues with ur vps
Absolutely
just use paste.helpch.at smh
thats not my point kaliber lmao
https://jars.oribuin.xyz/ dont work
https://panel.oribuin.xyz/ Does work????
neither work lol
Seems more like a DNS problem
it most likely is
You have A records sat up?
no fucking clue my friend
stuff relating to websites and dns
just completely confuse me
lol
Pretty much for each sub domain, make an A record that points to your server's IP


ddos time
now guess the other ones 
there's an 8
what do you do for sub domains then monkaW
LOL
ez google
we all know what cube does in his spare time now
okay so do i just like
spam that type of shit for each subdomain 
DNS, Domains and websites are shit that just
visible confusion
same target address?
ah okay
what OS does ur vps have ori
My blog is great
stupid mask thing aj
Ubuntu 20

id assume it'd take tiem for it to actually do something
It usually takes a while to update in the cache
But incognito mode usually bypasses it
thought so
And if that doesn't work try Tor/a VPN
yeah this type of stuff confuses the fuck out of me
granted, toasters confuse the fuck out of me but still
panel.oribuin.xyz is the only one that functions for me
but that is prob because its trying to run a ptero panel 
and i was messing with it last night
You using nginx?
Apache bad
basically
but do you have nginx configurations setup for the other sites?
Other subdomains I mean
Idk in all honesty
But I only wanted to setup ptero panel for disc bots and a website
this seems harder than itโs supposed to
Caddy ftw
i was told to use caddy lmao
Basically for any web server you need a configuration file to setup things like server name, the root directory, redirects, etc
Caddy bad
Doesn't work
Lol
okay so
nginx is the most well supported
now i have to figure out how to do that one
You literally were asking me for WEEKS trying to get HTTPS working on it
lol
peepoSad i hate this
Test in incognito ?
i moved the ituhrdyosertswaerkityresttwerwaerweaey
document root
to /home/ubuntu
lets pepepray it does something
yeah
Although convention (or at least what I do) is have a webroot for each website - eg /var/www/img.bristermitten.me stores all the html/images for that domain

everywhere
Yes finally! My chunkbuster for JS PAPI is finished
should i just keep stuff in /var/www/ then 
probably not
good cause i cant edit it in sftp because root login no work
because you might end up with subdomain.domain.com using html files from othersubdomain.domain.com
lol

you ever used nginx before?
i have this so far
we should really be in #development or #dev-general but cube isnt here so who cares
it absolutely isnt 
web data usually goes in /var/www
i know 
well i cant edit any of the files when its outside of /home/ubuntu
yep
hm
my first question: why do you have a user called ubuntu?
use root login for now I guess
lol
ovh sent me an email like "heres your login, lol"
imagine trying to set it up instead of just hiring me
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
hey i said that yesterday
i dont not own a brain


doing it yourself is fun
mostly
so do you have root access?
or is ubuntu just a sudoer
mustdoidk
ic
something about "rOot iS BaD PraCTiSe" bullshit ig
seems like you should be able to access the files then
i can access files through linux terminal
root is bad practice, so make another user and give them exactly the same permissions as root
that'll do it
just sudo all the bitches there 
there's nothing wrong with using root imo
but i can only eeit text files using the terminal which is not ideal
no copy & paste peepoSad
only reason hosts like ovh disable root by default is to protect their support staff from idiots
yeah ive learnt the basic linux commands when it comes to files today
ah okay
assuming you're using a respectable ssh client
i'm using bitvise 
Windows Terminal
semi respectable
yes
well, not windows terminal in particular
just cli in general
ssh cli is the only respectable ssh client
windows terminal + wsl is nice


