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sniping
Iβd love a bearded dragon
shame
It's a new thing kali
ya ik
wait what?
does it only work with certain websites or just anything that can embed?
science time maybe?
Anything that embeds a picture/gif iirc
think I never had so much pleasure reading change logs of a compiler until Kotlin.
"Effective C"? There's no such thing. Promoting these silly books makes things worse, not better.
"Kotlin is a language to which the programmer must adapt his way of working and thinking. If the programmer is too set in his way, his Kotlin journey will be unsuccessful. If the programmer is adaptable, he will come out in the end a better programmer, because the Kotlin way is actually the right way."
Kotlin is treating null pointer dereferences like a sacrilege when they are actually a fairly well-defined failure mode these days: they make your program crash. [...] If your program can't handle crashing without data loss, then there are other things to fix than that null pointer dereference.
Here we go bois
copying off r/programmingcirclejerk and changing "rust" to "kotlin" lol
Kotlin is bae
this is so tense
actually
Phone photos are so chonky when it comes to Photos
10.3mb the photo I just sent was 
@trim raft 
Kotlin is the only language I need
@mellow zinc bruh
Does Ada have a substructural type system? If not, then it's not even in the same league as Kotlin.
Rerunning your code continually is no longer necessary in a language like Kotlin, because the compiler already does that for you.
So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Kotlin at this point?
there is NOT
Kotlin is the one
let me quote this guy because probably you guys didn't get enough time to read the truth he's speaking
Kotlin is the chosen one
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:04 AM
Does Ada have a substructural type system? If not, then it's not even in the same league as Kotlin.Rerunning your code continually is no longer necessary in a language like Kotlin, because the compiler already does that for you.
So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Kotlin at this point?
why would u ever need anything else other than kotlin?
The one Language to rule them all
Kotlin is the language that we never knew we needed until we existed
Oh I think I will quote it too to make sure everyone read it
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:04 AM
Does Ada have a substructural type system? If not, then it's not even in the same league as Kotlin.
Rerunning your code continually is no longer necessary in a language like Kotlin, because the compiler already does that for you.
So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Kotlin at this point?
Ah
That worked well
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:05 AM
Oh I think I will quote it too to make sure everyone read it
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:04 AM
Does Ada have a substructural type system? If not, then it's not even in the same league as Kotlin.Rerunning your code continually is no longer necessary in a language like Kotlin, because the compiler already does that for you.
So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Kotlin at this point?
Ah
here you go
Needs more emphasis
did it for you KM
fr tho, once the jvm warms up, how fast is it? like compared to c++
most games are made in C languages, but how fast would a game be in kotlin?
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:04 AM
Does Ada have a substructural type system? If not, then it's not even in the same league as Kotlin.
Rerunning your code continually is no longer necessary in a language like Kotlin, because the compiler already does that for you.
So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Kotlin at this point?***
don't let it get lost in this ocean of messages
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:05 AM
Oh I think I will quote it too to make sure everyone read it
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:04 AM
Does Ada have a substructural type system? If not, then it's not even in the same league as Kotlin.Rerunning your code continually is no longer necessary in a language like Kotlin, because the compiler already does that for you.
So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Kotlin at this point?
Ah
loving this copy pasta holy cow
xD
||***__Kotlin MittenToday at 1:05 AM
Oh I think I will quote it too to make sure everyone read it
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:04 AM
Does Ada have a substructural type system? If not, then it's not even in the same league as Kotlin.
Rerunning your code continually is no longer necessary in a language like Kotlin, because the compiler already does that for you.
So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Kotlin at this point?__***||
nice
We are all intellectuals here
bm writing a paragraph about how fast the jvm is? π³
As far as I know @mellow zinc it's close. The JVM warmup adds a few seconds to startup time, but once everything is compiled down to machine code the speed differences wouldn't be very significant. Afaik games are written in C languages because they give more control (eg manual memory management rather than slow GC), which could cause quite a significant difference
Absolutely
Kotlin MittenToday at 1:04 AM
_Does Ada have a substructural type system? If not, then it's not even in the same _league as Kotlin.
Rerunning your code continually is no longer necessary in a language like Kotlin, because the compiler already does that for you.
So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Kotlin at this point?
=multi
where did it say how much till its gone?
oh so thats why you guys are sending long messages kek
I think so yes
thats why a game like mc, which is less intensive can be made in java instead
Because at the end of the day, both C and Java Bytecode compile to the same thing
but a more intensive game should be using a C language
But the JVM, GC, and JIT add a bit of overhead
oh we have like 35 minutes more
fair enough
I think so yeah
or something arround there
11:47 it ends iirc
koltin?
You could in theory write a triple A game in a JVM language, but you would be missing out on a lot of potential optimisations
yea fair enough
Was that a challenge
Unless of course you use Kotlin Native 
i might do same game development in kotlin just for the sake of it eventually
for me it is 01:42
Deadass will make snake in Kotlin
when it ends
oooo i forgot thats a thing
Give me like 2 years tho
do u know how fast native kotlin is?
I made snake in C++
not off hand
I made it in python Blitz
science time 
although speed isn't really the point of kotlin native
Suck that
the point is to be able to use kotlin on systems without a JVM
oh man finally
oh my
No
my particles work
Python bad
i'm just sat waiting for this laptop to finish indexing
No
while the laptop is actually going brrr
Ori just make it index 
No
π
I won't hear it
this shit has an i3 in it, its gonna take a while
@light scaffold u tried to make a game with kotlin before anyway?
crusade him
Nothing big
ofc ofc
I think I tried to make something a while a go and got bored
No guis I surrender, kotlin is much better than python
That was in Java tho
Wow
disappointing i must say
Imagine writing something in java
It was a long time ago
but i can see why u got bored then
Couldn't be me today
me and Java were still chill back then
until... yeah...
I don't wanna talk about it
the disgusting act π
π
oh man these particles rly break me
Absolutely
Kotlin
Great language btw
π
You know who else loves Kotlin? My cat
burn it
uh
Also is that a radiator?
Yes
Dude...
What
thats literally a classic UK radiator
π
Mk
a wild terfs appears
How Sx
We used to have one but its gone now
out of nowhere
radiators are literally in every house here
yup
^
in every room
Mostly
Exactly
even tho nowadays it should be air con π¦
Dont you guys like... not have AC?
nope
not in houses
Yeah
only the most fortunate have ac
I do, but we never need it
POSH
Sorry :(
cut it in half and give me the other half
Inb4 it gets "lost" in the mail
π
Not heat
RAIN
Ye
Rain is our habitat
it's only hot enough to need it about 20% of the year
Radiators are necessary at least 50%
Ain't nobody need ac in rain
Radiators are less expensive
Yeah very insulated are UK houses
Ac can cost a decent bit
for a good one anyways
Its like... built into the house...
Like just grab a Β£20 fan from Argos or whatever and you're fine. Dont need ac, but its nice
not for us 
Sx nobody has it built in
^
And you can go and buy it
Radiators are built in
We got it installed last year
You dont go out and buy it though
i mean u kinda do
We did?
No... you dont...
23 minutes till multi ends
wtf kind of AC do you have?!?!
right?
xD
We literally did Sx
Theres ducts that go throughout the house
We ordered it, some thicc bois appeared and installed a few of em
Its like a major renovation project to have an AC system installed
a few of them??
Ok so
Ours are like radiators
With a vent on the back and they have a dehumidifier and all that jaz in jt
Send me a picture of what you call an AC
I guess technically what Im talking about is HVAC
Its basically like plumbing in your house
Yeah we dont have that
oh no we dont have those
theyre some thicc boys
Literally every fucking house
we got different AC systems then ig
We have these radiator like things where you drill a hole in the wall and a small pipe comes out and into the drain to dispose of water from the dehumidifier
they're huge
Yeah Sx I dont think I've even seen a house with one of them on
i mean they kinda are
Schools sure
But not houses
^
Well yeah if your school has them its gonna be fucking huge
But not the ones for houses
I mean that's pretty big
Ummm...
usa weird
in ur school when only the new block has AC yet u dont have any lessons in that block π
can't relate
Imagine not having a Β£15m new school and having blocks
probably
I seriously don't know how our school managed to get Β£15m from the government for the new school
Ours takes like only 1.5k students in a rural ish area tho
that moment when ur school spent their whole budget on a new library that nobody used π
Whu
Not even going to ask BM
inbred island
damn
Sounds like gay dog sex
imagine having a box outside your house
that's pretty toasty
Yeah you fucking think??
not in the slightest
and how would u know what gay dog sex sounds like
Wow
the fuck
@mellow zinc shhhhh
π
They went supposed to find out
You know I just sat here looking at Virgin media vs BT
It is kinda sad ngl
shut the FUCK up
Iβm on sky because my area canβt get bt
ok sky ur gay
516mbps?
Virgin has better speeds, as a BT customer, go with fucking virgin, PLEASE. As much as I dislike Richard Branson, do it
Yep
Yeah it is
Yes
it does more than that
bruh
it is sx
You mean to tell me
but has different branches
it offers mobiles for some reason too
They have a mobile thing and their own shitty bank too lol
Doesnβt it go up to 1gb?
tescos is both a fucking grocery store
like currenies, bank, mobile shit
tesco mobile is shit though
it sucks
Tesco be playing monopoly on these bitches 
Tesco's bank is shit, their mobile is even worse
LMAO
I would literally DIE
there are loads of mobile providers here, but most piggyback off existing networks
Same here
EE
yeah thats what tesco does BM
WAIT
they use O2
yep
Yeah lol
EE O2 and Virgin(?) are the only ones with their own towers and things
What is this fucking monopoly of a company
LMAO
doesn't walmart own loads of subcompanies
It's pretty shite tbf Sx
Virgin media is sexy as hell tho
oh man this multiplier didn't rly help me.
I rly need to talk more usless shit
What the HELL
Kotlin Mobile Provider π
π
Imagine
it's written in kotlin
when? π³
Walmart Inc. is the largest retailer in the world and one of the five largest corporations in the world by sales.
its literally just other companies in different countries
Walmart Brazil
Walmart Mexico
Asda UK
ayyyy
Sx even Asda has a bank and mobile provider
so I've been complaining about how particles are so hard to use but no one bothered to give me this link? https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/comprehensive-particle-spawning-guide-1-13.343001/ you guys should have known that this is what I'm looking for. why do I even give you cookies when you don't know how to use them... I'll give all of them to google from now on
looks like walmart isnt just grocery stores
sxtanna OWNED
They were bought by walmart though
Get back in the furry-in-denial closet boi
Imagine looking at your phone and seeing WALMART
AT THE TOP
i cant stop laughing at this
it doesnt even say tesco on my phone π
Katsu hereβs a monka emoji for you
So is your nerd HVAC dog shit

My AC is fucking perfect
Imagine looking at your phone and seeing KOTLIN
AT THE TOP
π π π
π π π
Ori can you send me it in 10 hours when I'm on PC?
too many acronyms
NERD
Those are fire too
you know what's really fire?
Isnβt there a remind command
thats my phone π
the fire that Java used to burn down my house π
Dont say a damn thing
=remind
You need to be at least Tier V in order to set reminders!
LMFAO
multi is running out boysss
Sad
nice 69 btw π
no
Kaliber, set a reminder for me to send katsu the
emoji in 10 hours
The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!
Rip
NOOOO
rip
Too soon
=remindme in 10 hours " @sturdy bobcat send @ebon shadow a fucking emoji
wanted to send a long message before it runned out
"
shit
What was the multi?
thats not right
8
Usage: =remindme <time> "<message>"
eg. =remindme in 5 hours "to feed the Llama"
Kinda hot
did you guys know that people eat ostriches ?
=reminder remove 1
Missing Quotes
Usage: =remindme <time> "<message>"
eg. =remindme in 5 hours "to feed the Llama"
@muted fern https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/164523548390457355/734178300142026762 thats kinda gross
=remindme in 10 hours " @sturdy bobcat send @ebon shadow a fucking emoji"
@sturdy bobcat send @ebon shadow a fucking emoji
Make it show the actual value
good job i got 2 remind slots π
=remindme in 30 seconds tell @untold hearth to shut up
Missing Quotes
Usage: =remindme <time> "<message>"
eg. =remindme in 5 hours "to feed the Llama"
=remindme in 30 seconds "tell @untold hearth to shut up"
tell @untold hearth to shut up
If he was written in Kotlin we wouldn't have this problem
=remindme in 10 seconds "tell Alex he's a bot"
You need to be at least Tier V in order to set reminders!
WHAT
HA
Lol
I feel personally attacked by this
Get fricked you fricking fricker
@untold hearth shut up
amirite @light scaffold π

youre a WHORE
wut
no i am not
Sx
True, you couldnt pull a bitch even if you tried
Chilly cheese dog 
I stole that from somewhere
SHUT IT
Not sure where
LMFAO
i am not short
Sx that's true, I will never pull a female. That's not cos of my height tho π
fag
Or that
can we get a picture of bm against a measuring tape pls
sx wanna pull a cute wolf
π³
I.... hate you
lil furry

you have nothing to fear
Hes right here UwU
im so sad furrycon is cancelled this year π
sounds like someone's in denial
^
too far bro
It's ok Sx, we know what you really like more than you do :))
Fergus we all have that for him
And what is that?
Furries
I'd sooner die
why do i doubt that
Like this, this is your dream
remember, the notes never lie
how romantic
GAY
nothing wrong with being gay
sxtanna and a random dog
some guy in my city had sex with his cat and his cousin filmed it
a match made in heaven
@light scaffold Thats so fucking gross
I hate you
I say youre short and you imply I fucking like ANIMALS
what can I say
REALLY
nothing wrong with being gay
@mellow zinc wrong
it's true
@mellow zinc wrong
@sturdy bobcat o ok
Not being able to sit down sucks 
Uh what
lol imagine being gay lol xd lmao
Theres a lot wrong with being gay
wut
Oh
I think I just got it
And I do not like it
why is that a thing LMAO
ah
LMFAO
the good old westboro baptist church
I'm fucking bookmarking this
Listen to their songs
the first sign of homosexuality is pretending to hate it btw
Itβs fucking amazing
you hiding something?
LOL
@errant thistle who?
Wait lemme find their parodies
π΅
Ori is defo hiding his gayness

Yeah neither
fuck
YES SHALLOW
ok im not listening to 3 minutes of that
Listen to 10 hours of it instead
I cant listen to it, what's it say
Itβs basically talking about gays being sins and shit
sinners
This is the kind of shit the internet was made for
Honestly, this is amazing
those lyrics are dead
yeah i was more expecting like "yeah uh fuck the gays"
Same
Its honestly not homophobic enough
https://godhatesfags.com/lyrics/20160522_mammas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-be-trannies.pdf is that homophobic enough
Straight gang succ
jesus
I love seeing the normal heteros react to homophobic stuff
They have 162 of these songs
I mean
Thats just a normal tuesday night
Are they lying????
Why did I sing that to the theme of The Rock Show by Blink 182
a raging mad land
these guys are pretty angry
Yes they are
ungery
Have you seen their protests
they get pissed off by pretty much everything
praise the lord
this is what jesus died for
ABC News' Nick Watt spent a weekend with the infamous religious group to get an inside look.
How will church members react when they face those they publicly condemn?
how dare u betray jesus!
Can we talk about that for a second
They donβt like gaga at all
The absurdity of Jesus' sacrifice
Imagine being the omnipotent being who made the decision to put yourself in a human body, to allow yourself to be killed to save the people you deemed sinners...
From yourself
Press Space to respawn
What does it say 
https://img.bristermitten.me/ApplicationFrameHost_xySEPKZ3N0.png it's not even consistent
Baas hates Sx lmao
On the past logs is all him
LOL
And 19th July
no need to shout sx.
@long summit dont @ me like this
00:00
2 days until bday
This is clearly racism
Ikr
00:00?
thats not windows bm
it is
or
ive never seen that
song lyrics in the background lol
12:00am
@light scaffold which build?
Well 00:00 is 12am Niall
uh
system information
good morning niall
in windows search bar
darn it is morning
20170
Well Iβm off to sleep
π
Or ima try ark east
no
Atleast
Im on 18363
that makes sense then ig
stupid windows update
quick flex @sturdy bobcat
Listen
π
I am listening
Ay Ori
Welcome to the r5 3600 club
what the fuck
I donβt have it yet
4 core
π
Why donβt you have a server cpu
xeon is still server?
Yes
it doesnt have to be a huge core count
throwback to the fedex guy dropping the fujitsu server
Ima be angry if I canβt buy this
The 1245 was equivalent to the i7 of the time, just with a less powerful iGPU
Cause I didnt need it
If it goes out of stock Iβll just get 3200Mhz
cpu goes out of stock 
Sad
you miss out on 400mhz
yes u are
Bitch please
buy ryzen 
Absolutely not
rude
π
Inb4 Sx is an Intel fangurl
Wanna know my plan if ryzen 5 3600 goes out of stock ?
Nope
Get 3200Mhz and just get ryzen 5 3600X 
Inb4 Sx is an Intel fangurl
How is that even a thing anymore
ddr3 katsu
DDR4
or is it ddr2?
Ddr3
surely not
This is my current computer
Although, its missing some stuff
4k 144hz hell expensive
yeah it's insane
Why would I want 144hz
human eye can only see 5 fps
why WOULDN'T you?
no point
I game on a 240hz monitor
a whole 5 FRAMES
yes
I want a 1500hz monitor like cash from before
π³
Lol

I play on 75hz and I'm ok
ima buy a quantum computer to get 1.5k fps
mine is overclocked to 75 lol
I play on 60hz and Iβm okay cause I dont get higher than 43
oof
YIKES
π
thats sad
niall, hows ur pc looking
4k monitors aren't cheap π³
π
nope not at all bm
It used to be able to run like
kinda sucks
altho what will u use a 4k monitor for?
Oh no I got cash to show up
netflix etc?
Overwatch
please dont tell me u game in 4k
Ori just slap a linux distro on it smh
π
wait
I have a 1080p monitor in the middle
so is everything really small?
No?
Its literally the real estate of 4 1080p monitors
how would you get that without scaling stuff down
even with higher pixel density
yea
hot
gonna get a 1440p 144hz for myself
LOL
That is just aids
JesΓΊs Christy
so everything is really small
Its not small at all...
To your pea brain sure
^
How is it cancer...
damn open up the image and u cant even fit in the half of 1 window in π
These are production monitors
nvm for someone my chrome was set to like 200% zoom kekw
I donβt know directions, Iβm off to sleep
dont go π¦
i don't get it
if it's still 28 inches or whatever, then surely everything would be small
No?
you might have more pixel density so it's clearer, but you'd have to scale everything down to fit?
i mean that is how resolution works
its fucking TINY
But its not small to my eyes
How fucking far away do you people sit from your monitors?
it would be small compared to a single 1080p monitor
abit more than arms length?
Well duh its small comparatively
about 40cm maybe
Just a bit over the length of a razor black widow
Theres like... maybe a foot and a half between my face and my monitors
And they wrap around me almost
bruh
π
hackerman setup
Sx is the ultimate hacker man
You know what that monitor setup is very cool for
How do you get out
Having kotlin on all monitors
damn
No
that would be a very good use of like 2 grand
I thought you were against the kotlin revolution
You can look at kotlin x4
Yes it was
They curve in front of me
imagine how many pixels that fun would have
Like they are not on a flat plane
Yeah but how do you get out, if they are in a circle
....
You failed to answer my question
Are you some sort of idiot
lmfao
Whats wrong with you
I am all sorts of idiot
π€¦ββοΈ
Has like 9 years of java experience but doesnβt know how a circle works
Big smh
πππ
π
Kinda embarrassing tbh
This guy is supposed to be clever
π
π
My emoji addiction has become out of control..
I became the very thing I swore to destroy
i think its bed time
I agree
Yeah gn guys
Let them bite if youβre into that kinda thing tho
kinky
@light scaffold what time u waking up so i can get ready for that multi spin π π π
little sleepy head
@steady mango If you have any proof it's from this Discord, please send it to Barry.
Waffle 
Can you make sure piggy accepts my developer role request because if he doesnβt like the code quality of EternalReports itβs gonna hurt my ego 
I'm on fire (literally)
@steady mango If you have any proof it's from this Discord, please send it to Barry.
@regal juniper Sent
Why doesnβt anyone use 1.6 for their server? π€
Why are the earliest jars on 1.7
- DMCA
- 1.7 is everywhere because of mods and server<->mod support
- Performance
- PvP
- It was the last version where everyone rushed to be on the latest version
- CraftBukkit official team
explain dmca point?
Why would you search/archive legacy builds?
ohh right ok
no lol
Your a professional dev now
uhhhhh




