off-topic

[mellow zinc]

a very handy website i must say

[muted fern]

drop a sick beat

niall

and it will hit the floor

[mellow zinc]

instead of Math.floor, use Footer.floor duh

niall how is the ecloud coming along anyways

[twin dune]

@mellow zinc I might be famous
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607211071941509141/733861392234446858/Screenshot_2020-07-18-02-42-43.png

[mellow zinc]

saw that yesterday 😐

congrats on being famous 😐

[twin dune]

idk just trying to get those last drops of XP you know.

[mellow zinc]

ok my turn

im about to have breakfast at 1pm kek. weetabix or corn flakes

thats all i have in the house rn 😭

[light scaffold]

Weetabix

[mellow zinc]

wise words

[light scaffold]

Corn flakes are dead

[mellow zinc]

fuel for your BIG day

[twin dune]

I hate when the last bowl of a box of cereal... as you get all the little bits of cereal, and cereal dust, and whatever.

[fringe sigil]

niall how is the ecloud coming along anyways
@mellow zinc Good login is working

We got a rest api coming along

[light scaffold]

Cereal dust is delicious

[mellow zinc]

😎

[fringe sigil]

cereal dust is the worst

[light scaffold]

Wow

Wtf

You're all savages

[twin dune]

Fun Fact, I don't have a clock alarm - I have my cat which likes to do stinky af shits in the morning.

[sturdy bobcat]

It's like the shit at the bottom of a cocopops box

aint nobody want it

[light scaffold]

I do

[mellow zinc]

yuck

ill send u my boxes of cereals then to isle of wight

[muted fern]

[light scaffold]

Ok cheers

[twin dune]

Brister probs makes his version of a chocolate cake out of that.

[mellow zinc]

be waiting

[light scaffold]

That's actually a good idea though

[sturdy bobcat]

https://img.oribuin.xyz/rat.jpg is the better rat

[twin dune]

bruh

[light scaffold]

Coco pop dust on top of a cake

[sturdy bobcat]

my discord

broke

another thing that broke

[frozen escarp]

L

[muted fern]

Sorry for your loss

[sturdy bobcat]

I dont know how

[twin dune]

@mellow zinc Why did it ping you?

[sturdy bobcat]

1/4 Placeholders worked

[fringe sigil]

EpicReports

[frozen escarp]

Lmfao

[sturdy bobcat]

In the nicest way i could put this

ima cut you Niall

[mellow zinc]

i did -papi command

fc is it fixed now?

[muted fern]

....sure...

[mellow zinc]

👀

[fringe sigil]

☹️

[twin dune]

Random, but... it confuses me why people need a video tutorial on how to use PAPI.

[frozen escarp]

Lmfao you’d be surprised

[muted fern]

Not many other plugins use "expansions" that need to be downloaded

so it's understandable for beginners

we don't really explain it clearly on the plugin page

but soon™️ we'll fix that

[sharp sky]

I'm fine understanding them all by myself

[twin dune]

/papi parse me %is_dumb%

[muted fern]

Papi 3 has a branding update included in it

making things more.. simple

[mellow zinc]

😮

[fringe sigil]

whats a branding update

[light scaffold]

you get branded

[fringe sigil]

also- i saw the repo bro

no action on it for 6 months 😦

[muted fern]

wut

probs the wrong repo

well papi 2 update is being worked on atm

[fringe sigil]

😮

[muted fern]

that overhauls commands iirc

believe papi 3 is waiting on some external stuff to be ready

[fringe sigil]

external stuff?

[muted fern]

framework

also the new ecloud should help it aswell

[twin dune]

@muted fern make %is_dumb% a placeholder, and community members can change the Boolean output for players.

[muted fern]

Gonna pass on that

[twin dune]

would be quite funny to tell someone to do /papi parse me %is_dumb%, and for it to return true

[mellow zinc]

what u cant pass on is topic spin for tier 6

new perk incoming 🙂

[twin dune]

interesting.

[mellow zinc]

ill happily take the perk

[honest thistle]

If your life was a meal, what would kind of meal would it be?

[mellow zinc]

uhhhhh

dog food

cus it takes like shit

[twin dune]

Sticky Toffee Pudding

[honest thistle]

If you could meet anyone in history, who would it be?

[mellow zinc]

funnycube ♥️

[muted fern]

cute

[velvet crescent]

Me, myself & I

[mellow zinc]

so when we meeting

[twin dune]

Hitler, idk

[mellow zinc]

boring

[twin dune]

would knock some sense into him, so I didn't have to take history in school

[velvet crescent]

Is Hitler a hero cause he killed Hitler?

[honest thistle]

If you could have any animal as a pet, what animal would you choose?

[fallow crow]

yes

[mellow zinc]

🤔🤔🤔

[twin dune]

@muted fern

[mellow zinc]

a rat

[twin dune]

my pet

[velvet crescent]

I choose @eternal apex as a pet

[muted fern]

im not an animal

[mellow zinc]

🐀

[twin dune]

How are we ment to know?

[muted fern]

I just told you

[twin dune]

I'm Queen Elizabeth.

[mellow zinc]

oshit

thats one reliable source

[honest thistle]

Which is more important, having a great car or a great house? Why?

[twin dune]

car

[velvet crescent]

Car

All them hoes

[light scaffold]

House

Just walk

[mellow zinc]

house

[velvet crescent]

And so I could run @light scaffold over

[mellow zinc]

fuck cars

[light scaffold]

Wow

Wtf

Please don't

[honest thistle]

Do you prefer traveling alone or with a group?

[twin dune]

group

[velvet crescent]

Barry, no u

[mellow zinc]

no friends 😔

[honest thistle]

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?

[twin dune]

@mellow zinc Let's be friends

[mellow zinc]

no fuck u

[twin dune]

: o

[muted fern]

interesting name

Hi Mr No Fuck You

[mellow zinc]

thank

[twin dune]

Yes, @muted fern's new name is interesting name

[honest thistle]

What is one thing you miss about being a kid?

[twin dune]

I am kid

[fringe sigil]

happy

[muted fern]

<o/

[twin dune]

15 tomorrow

[mellow zinc]

niall depressed?

☹️

[fringe sigil]

no

[velvet crescent]

I miss happiness indeed :(

[honest thistle]

If you could learn the answer to one question about your future, what would the question be?

[muted fern]

This.

[velvet crescent]

What's 1+1

[fringe sigil]

will it be interesting

[muted fern]

Winning numbers <o/

[fringe sigil]

or will it be the constant repetition we feel everyday

[velvet crescent]

Where is happiness? That's my honest question

[fringe sigil]

black eye peas

oh

[mellow zinc]

👀

[fringe sigil]

thats where is the love

[honest thistle]

What is something you want to accomplish before you die?

[mellow zinc]

kiss andrey breslav @light scaffold

[twin dune]

death

[muted fern]

Getting a good job <o/

[honest thistle]

If you had $10 million, what would you purchase first?

[twin dune]

Funnycube unemployed? kek

[mellow zinc]

house lol

[muted fern]

better job*

[fringe sigil]

island

[light scaffold]

@mellow zinc I wanna do more than just kiss him

[twin dune]

I would be Extreme cheapskate and save it

[mellow zinc]

😳

[muted fern]

save it for what

lol

[velvet crescent]

I'd purchase an Ice Cream

[mellow zinc]

buy house, put rest into savings account

[twin dune]

Just save it

[mellow zinc]

ez interest

more houses

[fringe sigil]

buy a house n bunker

[velvet crescent]

Or to quote our lord and savior, bitches and cocaine

[fringe sigil]

then donate rest to charity, and work

[muted fern]

donate it to work?

dahek

ty for comma

[twin dune]

actually... I'd buy more RAM, and also my own ISP thingy so Im not limited by my parent's shit

[honest thistle]

Can you think of any technology that has only made the world worse?

[twin dune]

Phone

[velvet crescent]

Internet

[mellow zinc]

the steam engine

[muted fern]

skript

kek

[fringe sigil]

mobile phone

[twin dune]

+1

[sharp sky]

No idea why I even own 2 mobile phones atm :)

[fringe sigil]

@muted fern Can you make an emoji leaderbaord in barry

🙂

[honest thistle]

What is/was your favorite subject in school?

[mellow zinc]

🙂

[fringe sigil]

🥺

uh

Geography

[velvet crescent]

Breaks

[mellow zinc]

computer science

[muted fern]

always fancied a bit of Software Dev class

[mellow zinc]

just fuck around on the computers

[fringe sigil]

did you have that different atmosphere in each clss

[twin dune]

mobile phone hand

[fringe sigil]

what does this mean

[sharp sky]

Dang

What type of mobile phone did he use

[honest thistle]

What's the first thing you do after school/work?

[velvet crescent]

I don't think it's appropriate

[twin dune]

Eat food

[sharp sky]

Fair enough 👀

[muted fern]

food is good

[ebon shadow]

@honest thistle cry myself to sleep

[twin dune]

@muted fern Got any HelpChat badges/stickers up for sale?

[honest thistle]

What do you think of buffets?

[muted fern]

feels bad

[velvet crescent]

@twin dune I'll sell you mine for 500$

[twin dune]

bruh

[muted fern]

maybe if you ask clip @twin dune

[mellow zinc]

unlucky jeff

[twin dune]

@velvet crescent 500$ cad

[sharp sky]

Buffet is gud.. if I am not instantly eat 1 product on 1 bite on my habit 😂

[velvet crescent]

@twin dune That's still like 300$

[twin dune]

kek

[honest thistle]

An app mysteriously appears on your phone that does something amazing. What does it do?

[muted fern]

print real money

[twin dune]

Updates my W*nk bank

[velvet crescent]

End's my life

[mellow zinc]

🤔

[sturdy bobcat]

[honest thistle]

Is teaching a skill that can be taught?

[twin dune]

bruh

That's a brain fuck question.

[sturdy bobcat]

Yes

[velvet crescent]

Well yes and no

[honest thistle]

If you restarted your life from scratch, would you end up in the same place?

[mellow zinc]

yes

[sturdy bobcat]

Depends

[twin dune]

from scratch

does that mean cavemen

[sturdy bobcat]

I could of been murdered in a different lifetime

[errant thistle]

depends if I start with the knowledge I have rn

[honest thistle]

How can a single moment have the power to change everything?

[echo badge]

Yes

[twin dune]

True

[honest thistle]

If you had to support the flat earth theory in a debate, what would you say?

[echo badge]

I have never seen the curvature.

[muted fern]

Get a ruler and slap it on the ground, and both ends will be flat against the ground

[errant thistle]

I have not been to space so I cannot confirm with my own eyes

[velvet crescent]

Flat earth supporters should be eliminated.

So should Karen's

[arctic raptor]

Facts

[honest thistle]

What shape is the sky?

[arctic raptor]

Wut

[sturdy bobcat]

Flat

[errant thistle]

spherical

[mellow zinc]

rhombus

[arctic raptor]

Triangle

[honest thistle]

Can you cry underwater?

[sturdy bobcat]

The sky is just a flat layer on top of our flat world

[errant thistle]

^

[sturdy bobcat]

You can

[mellow zinc]

u can

[honest thistle]

Why is it called a "building" if it’s already built?

[twin dune]

true

[mellow zinc]

🤔

[sturdy bobcat]

Because it’s working on it’s mental health and that’s okay

[mellow zinc]

wow look at that fancy built over there! is that big ben?!?!

[honest thistle]

If two mind readers read each other's minds at the same time, whose mind are they reading?

[twin dune]

oh

[sturdy bobcat]

Each other’s

[mellow zinc]

the guy next doors mind

[sturdy bobcat]

Cus you read minds with your feet

They’re not feet readers*

[honest thistle]

Is surveillance ever a bad thing if you have nothing to hide?

[mellow zinc]

1 more minute of xp

[twin dune]

idfk you tell me

damn

We gotta harvet quickly

[mellow zinc]

no surveillance in my room pls

and im happy

[twin dune]

kaliber, how was your day?

[mellow zinc]

cus i got stuff to hide 😳

[honest thistle]

Would it ever be ethical to read someone’s mind or is that the only true form of privacy?

✳️ Global Multiplier Expired!

The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

[twin dune]

no-one knows

damn

[mellow zinc]

rip

ok goodbye

[honest thistle]

AI Training Complete. 109 Responses Recorded.

[errant thistle]

we have been used in the evolution of Barry

he is becoming too powerful

[frozen escarp]

lol

[sturdy bobcat]

Mom I’m scared

[frozen escarp]

[mellow zinc]

@sturdy bobcat why the f 3600mhz i thought ur meant to be poor

[sturdy bobcat]

That’s being ambitious

It honestly depends on birthday stuff

[mellow zinc]

what cpu anyways?

3600?

[fringe sigil]

@fallow crow Is it a plugin?

[fallow crow]

i said its a web api

for my bot

[fringe sigil]

Yes.. But standalone?

Oh okay

[fallow crow]

like mee6 has

rank badge thingy

[fringe sigil]

Okay

[sturdy bobcat]

Yeah @mellow zinc

[mellow zinc]

👍 🙏

[sturdy bobcat]

Also anyone in England is fucked

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/giant-swarm-of-flying-ants-spotted-from-space-over-uk-12030835

[mellow zinc]

😬

[sturdy bobcat]

[mellow zinc]

peace kiddos

[fallow crow]

lol

its so hot in poland

[fringe sigil]

Oop

[fallow crow]

30*C

[fringe sigil]

I see them

[sturdy bobcat]

It’s so cold in uk

[mellow zinc]

unlucky niall

ur gonna die tonight 😬

[fringe sigil]

They like to stick to the car windscreen

[fallow crow]

yes

[mellow zinc]

enjoy ur last moments

[fringe sigil]

Them smudge with the wipers 😄

[sturdy bobcat]

We all gonna get eaten by ants like that one dude from Indiana Jones????

[woven prairie]

2020-07-18 09:49:16,780 main WARN Advanced terminal features are not available in this environment

o

[mellow zinc]

yes

[fringe sigil]

Oh no not that

whats this

2003 terminal services

[fallow crow]

public playerCheatEvent {
}

omg this event is so nice

why anticheats dont use it?

[sturdy bobcat]

I don’t know it’s kinda wack

DeluxeHacks when?

[fringe sigil]

Magic

[mellow zinc]

🙂

nice verified mark btw

[fringe sigil]

I just put in random check

[mellow zinc]

ah ok

[fringe sigil]

they can configure it at later date

[mellow zinc]

yea id imagine fc would wanna go back to the shield idk

[frozen escarp]

Lmfao

[mellow zinc]

ahahh shampoo

POO

[frozen escarp]

😂

[fringe sigil]

nice

[velvet crescent]

@fringe sigil Why white theme

[fringe sigil]

we using the existing interface for now

[mellow zinc]

niall u wanted suggestions yesterday right

[velvet crescent]

Ah kk

[mellow zinc]

add an option for dark theme then 😮

[velvet crescent]

Nah only dark theme, fuck light theme

[woven prairie]

@velvet crescent help

[frozen escarp]

Facts

[sharp sky]

Are u playing tiktok?

[frozen escarp]

Nah it’s on Facebook lmao

[sharp sky]

Oh

[velvet crescent]

@woven prairie Hm?

This man has the audacity to ping me saying help, but doesn't actually say what he needs smh

[woven prairie]

smh

[velvet crescent]

So, spill the beans nerd

[woven prairie]

How to gradient in FJ

[velvet crescent]

Soon™️, suggest me something good to use for it

[muted fern]

@woven prairie just manually do the gradient wew

[trim raft]

Oh yea Frosty I downloaded frozenjoin yesterday

[velvet crescent]

Noice

[muted fern]

Make sure to disable bstats

😉

[velvet crescent]

I gotta revert all my changes to the action shit cause I goofed up

[trim raft]

[velvet crescent]

Also why would you disable stonks cube

Rude

[mellow zinc]

no keep stonks on

[sturdy bobcat]

[mellow zinc]

increase performance, duh

[sturdy bobcat]

The stonks stay on during sex

[muted fern]

📉

took me too long to find that

[trim raft]

[sturdy bobcat]

[muted fern]

yeah didnt have a stonks emoji

was sad

[mellow zinc]

stonkeroo

add it now 😉

[trim raft]

[woven prairie]

Funny pls

[fringe sigil]

https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/452279708856614912/710491527675117660

[mellow zinc]

disgusting

[velvet crescent]

@fallow crow stfu

[fallow crow]

lol what

whats this in reference to

or just in general

[velvet crescent]

Don't respond to the dude in #development, you can see he's confused so just let Conclure handle it

[fallow crow]

o ok

[mellow zinc]

🙂

[fallow crow]

yo is there like a dark theme program/app for all websites that you guys use or something

is it darkreader?

[fringe sigil]

invert colors

[fallow crow]

no 🙂

[mellow zinc]

dark reader

chrome extension 👍

[fallow crow]

🤢

firefox extension 👍

[mellow zinc]

still chromium 👍

[fallow crow]

how good is the dark theme

it looks kinda ugly

idk

[mellow zinc]

its good

[fallow crow]

wtf

🍆

i lost

wait doesnt github have a dark theme?

[mellow zinc]

dont think so

[fallow crow]

omg thats smooth

wait is that on default settings

[mellow zinc]

helpchat defo doesnt so yea

i havent touched anything no

[fallow crow]

ok

it doesnt change ur browser color right just websites

like ur browser's theme

[mellow zinc]

just sites

[fallow crow]

ok

[mellow zinc]

altho new chrome seems to have fucked up my theme 😭

u can still see my theme at the top but not in the home page 😔

[fallow crow]

dont use chrome 😉

firefox so much better

wait can u disable the theme on certain sites?

[mellow zinc]

a browser is a browser to me

yes u can

i have it set so i need to allow it to use dark theme on certain sites because last time i tried using it on youtube it didnt look too good

and yts dark theme is better so

[muted fern]

helpchat defo doesnt so yea
@mellow zinc main helpchat site is dark theme

you have to pay to be able to change the wiki theme

[mellow zinc]

[velvet crescent]

How much @muted fern

[fallow crow]

..

[muted fern]

its like 10-15 a month

[velvet crescent]

Make a patreon

[fallow crow]

ah this is pretty smooth, is this what everyone uses? darkreader

[muted fern]

wew nvm i lied

lot more

[fallow crow]

doesn't look good on spigotmc 🤢

[muted fern]

and I think you need the business one to even change the branding

wew

300 a month

sure

.

[mellow zinc]

it looks good on spigot imo

[fallow crow]

rlly?

show me a picture

[woven prairie]

O

[eternal apex]

custom themes ftw

[fallow crow]

show forums

[fallow crow]

oh i mean the white backgrounds

[mellow zinc]

white backgrounds?

[eternal apex]

my theme doesn't have that issue :>

[fallow crow]

😦

[sturdy bobcat]

I like piggies theme

[eternal apex]

my theme is incomplete

[fallow crow]

yeh on some of the images, and a bit of white on the top menu categories

[eternal apex]

there's bugs every now and then

[fallow crow]

I will wait for all bugs to be fixed 🙂

[sturdy bobcat]

I use it 24/7

[eternal apex]

best to use my theme with darkreader on top, just to fix anything it misses

[mellow zinc]

darkreader sexy

[muted fern]

we should fix that spigot logo pig

[mellow zinc]

just get it 👍

[eternal apex]

to what cube

[muted fern]

since its not the paper site

[fallow crow]

i already have it 🙂

[muted fern]

it shouldnt be made of paper

[eternal apex]

lol

[fallow crow]

so once u toggle off darkreader for a site, it saves that setting, so when u go back to the site, it stays the default theme?

[eternal apex]

trying to remember what it was designed from

I sent you a logo of something

[muted fern]

idk it was from ur original "P"

that was paper

[eternal apex]

yeah but that P was from something else

[muted fern]

pretty sure you just sent me a random letter

[eternal apex]

it was a company that sold software for managing printer usage, in workplaces/schools

[muted fern]

ic

[fallow crow]

youtube with darkreader looks pretty good, just wish the lines were more visible

[eternal apex]

youtube has a dark theme

[fallow crow]

yeh but im not signed in 😛

[mellow zinc]

imagine not being signed in

[fallow crow]

idw 2 😦

[eternal apex]

@muted fern found it

that's not the logo I sent you though

that's new

[muted fern]

ooo

i know papercut

ez will just copy them again

[boreal escarp]

i know papercut
fc's lost friend

[eternal apex]

some more of their art

the logo I sent you probably looked more like that

[muted fern]

ew

[eternal apex]

ew?

I think it looks cool

[muted fern]

i dont like it

[eternal apex]

yeah I can't find the original logo

what did you want to change spigot to?

[muted fern]

@eternal apex

lol

[eternal apex]

yikes

don't want to get sued

[fallow crow]

yo does darkreader make loading pages slower? Some websites glitch out with darkreader, so I had to toggle it off.

[mellow zinc]

i mean it probably does, but the difference should be negligible

[fallow crow]

searched on google, and seen lots of threads on it

idk

[eternal apex]

do you have a potato pc?

[mellow zinc]

get a faster pc

yea

i dont notice a difference 🤷‍♂️

[fallow crow]

no 🙂

It works just fine without darkreader, for example when I open up a spigot thread, it's a tab bit faster

i guess i have to suffer wait times 😭

[muted fern]

wew

[mellow zinc]

👀

[fallow crow]

uh

[boreal escarp]

That spigot it's too long

[muted fern]

ya probs

[boreal escarp]

the 't' doesnt look like a 't' anymore xd

[fallow crow]

^

[boreal escarp]

Feel free to leave some @fallow crow

[untold hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAdqazixuRY

[velvet crescent]

Lol

[mellow zinc]

hell yeah

ima do this

fuck college

[boreal escarp]

:))

[fallow crow]

im good, anyone who charges people for custom kill messages is 😛

[muted fern]

(stole this idea) but just wanted to try it

[boreal escarp]

Do them yourself then

[velvet crescent]

@fallow crow I'll make you a plugin for it for 40$

[boreal escarp]

Looks interesting but it doesnt really fit

[velvet crescent]

That's nice cube

[muted fern]

stole it from here

[mellow zinc]

$40 for custom kill messages 😬

[fallow crow]

but people on that site charge $5 for a MyCommand /help command, so who knows 🤷‍♂️

[muted fern]

so we cant use it

[fallow crow]

tbh its better then the last one

[velvet crescent]

Stop stealing shit nerd

[fallow crow]

$7 for a /list plugin that shows online players 🤷‍♂️

[velvet crescent]

That's a scam

[mellow zinc]

lol

?js-listplayers

[honest thistle]

FAQ Answer:

1. Download the Javascript expansion:

/papi ecloud download Javascript
/papi reload

2. Go to plugins/PlaceholderAPI
3. Open javascript_placeholders.yml
4. Add this at the bottom:

listplayers:
  file: listplayers.js```

5. Go in the javascripts folder,refresh it and in the new file called listplayers.js add this:

https://paste.helpch.at/sogunojedi.js

6. Save and do `/papi reload`
7. Use %javascript_listplayers% to get the instructions

Requested by: Kaliber • js-listplayers

[mellow zinc]

🙂

[boreal escarp]

Iirc its a remake of some server plugin

Saw a lot of remakes sold for way too much money :))

[fallow crow]

hey i mean if u want 2 take advantage of people asking for configs, & simple features, fine by me gaby 🤷‍♂️ , i just dont like it

[velvet crescent]

The feeling when people offer 5$ for a plugin that would take atleast 15 hours to make

[fallow crow]

🤔

[mellow zinc]

or a whole core plugin for free?

@ this guy https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/727778089697804288/733687935345623060

[muted fern]

trippy one

[fallow crow]

Just a Question why are u making Spigot Logos ?

[boreal escarp]

o

o

o

o

o

[mellow zinc]

wow

abuse

[boreal escarp]

that's smth else @muted fern

[mellow zinc]

bypassing barry anti spam

[boreal escarp]

nike

shut up

[mellow zinc]

:nou:

[muted fern]

that's smth else @muted fern
@boreal escarp is that good or bad

lol

[boreal escarp]

gud gud

though, mc server software have the weirdest names

bukkit, spigot, paper, sponge

[velvet crescent]

That one works cube

[fallow crow]

paper sounds the sm00th3st ngl

[mellow zinc]

bungeecord

waterfall

[fallow crow]

magma

Paper & Waterfall just sound clean idk

[mellow zinc]

^

like wtf is bukkit

[boreal escarp]

Bucket spelt wrong

[mellow zinc]

😐

[fallow crow]

how 2 optimize my spigot hose

[boreal escarp]

:))

[fallow crow]

😆

[muted fern]

blue.

[boreal escarp]

interesting

why did they choose orange for smth water related

[muted fern]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fringe sigil]

orange is lava

[boreal escarp]

do the same for the blue one but without a dark blue background

now get md to change it

[fallow crow]

https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/164523548390457355/734064957288874095

[boreal escarp]

what if you turn the entire t into a spigot?

so the top part it's a spigot and maybe the bottom a 💧 ?

[fallow crow]

What if you turn the entire word into a spigot

5000iq

[boreal escarp]

spigo as a hose and t the spigot xd

[boreal escarp]

looks like a candle

[muted fern]

you look like a candle

[mellow zinc]

woah

[muted fern]

cause you're so bright

[boreal escarp]

drops are supposed to, you know, drop

[muted fern]

❤️

[fallow crow]

too far

[boreal escarp]

❤️

[mellow zinc]

cute

[velvet crescent]

Fucking simp @muted fern

[muted fern]

😮

[mellow zinc]

caught redhanded

[boreal escarp]

cube, can you design me a small portfolio website template?

or an entire website if you feel cute

[muted fern]

hire the @eternal apex @muted fern combo

[boreal escarp]

I dont need the pig

[eternal apex]

rude

[boreal escarp]

not yet at least xd

trying to learn web dev, shush

[boreal escarp]

I need you in #development

[mellow zinc]

cube, can you design me a small portfolio website template?
@boreal escarp i see u gaby, exploiting fc's simp status for ur own needs

[mellow zinc]

thats nice

me like

[fallow crow]

simp

[mellow zinc]

o

[fallow crow]

:simp: coming when??

[mellow zinc]

shit

[sturdy bobcat]

nice

[mellow zinc]

can u run it tho hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaha xd lmao

[sturdy bobcat]

maybe

[fallow crow]

isnt tesco like a store?

Or does it also have mobile plans

[mellow zinc]

it is

its got mobile too

[fallow crow]

ah

[fringe sigil]

They do tesco mobile

[mellow zinc]

it does quite a lot actually

im on tesco mobile lol

they work with O2 iirc

[fringe sigil]

what else they do

pharmacy

bank

[mellow zinc]

currency

converter thing

[fallow crow]

I think our woolies might have mobile

But I dont think anyone uses it

[fringe sigil]

woolworths

[fallow crow]

woolies*

[fringe sigil]

i havnt heard that for a long time

oh

oh

[fallow crow]

woolworths is too many syllables

[fringe sigil]

guess this kind of sums it up

nice picture

[mellow zinc]

its 2 syllables?

[fallow crow]

shit.

[mellow zinc]

lol.

[fallow crow]

No one says woolworths tho

[eternal apex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5YRZgo3W28

[fringe sigil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolworths_Group#Administration_and_closure 😫

[fallow crow]

woolies used to be called safeway didnt it?

[drowsy canyon]

my god, been a loooooong time since I seen them - lol

[mellow zinc]

blockbuster video shop 😔 💔

[drowsy canyon]

mhm

neflix killed them

[eternal apex]

speaking of woolies, let's bring up the name bunnings

[fallow crow]

bruh i remember years ago when they redid the old safeway sign on dandenong road in melbourne

[drowsy canyon]

well what netflix became from it's original

[fallow crow]

and made it woolworths

[eternal apex]

uk had bunnings for a little while, but like woolies, it failed

[fringe sigil]

oh yeah blockbuster 😦

[mellow zinc]

😕

[fallow crow]

did the ones in the uk have snags?

[eternal apex]

probs

[muted fern]

should of had tea

[frozen escarp]

Speaking of Bunnings

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2171534/Hoons-doing-burnouts-Bunnings-latest-online-video-craze.html

You see that 😂

[muted fern]

uk website

wew

[fallow crow]

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/man-faces-9000-fine-for-using-a-drone-to-pick-up-a-bunnings-sausage-20161109-gsl3q2.html

old but still

[mellow zinc]

lmao

[frozen escarp]

Wtf how did I not ever see that

[muted fern]

oh i remember that

classic

[fallow crow]

brhu

[mellow zinc]

😂😂

[fallow crow]

"snag fan"

[frozen escarp]

[fallow crow]

oo theres a video

[frozen escarp]

Oi good news though

[eternal apex]

anyone else ever dropped a snag 😦

[frozen escarp]

Bunnings snags are back

[fallow crow]

ive dropped the onions before

since they slide about a bit

[eternal apex]

what does a good snag have guys

[fallow crow]

very well burnt

a shit ton of onion

[eternal apex]

imo a good snag got tomato sauce & mustard, onion, grated cheese

[fallow crow]

bread that falls apart in two seconds

[frozen escarp]

Er plains good 😂

[fallow crow]

The thing with bunnings is this could be any bunnings in australia

Like this looks like my bunnings

it looked like my old bunnings

It looks like all bunnings

[frozen escarp]

And that’s facts aj

Although the one we have, has two glass door entrances

[fallow crow]

same

one on the left one on the right

[muted fern]

fun fact bunningsuses the futura font

[fallow crow]

that is a fun fact

[boreal escarp]

@boreal escarp i see u gaby, exploiting fc's simp status for ur own needs
@mellow zinc yup

[mellow zinc]

👀

[fallow crow]

what does a good snag have guys
@eternal apex the official definition states
"A sausage cooked on a BBQ at a Bunnings Warehouse, typically for charity purposes. The charity will set up outside the front of the bunnings with a gazebo and sell a snag sanga for $2."
alternative defintion is
"an Australian phenomenon, the Bunnings snag is a sausage grilled and put together at your local Bunnings, where lowest prices are just the beginning..."

theres a few more

[frozen escarp]

Forgot my phone was on 1%

[neat kraken]

how do people get 1.5k+ FPS?

do I need to change my ram allocations to 10-15GB on startup?

[twin dune]

Godly PCs

[neat kraken]

my pc is pretty good and should get higher than 500-600

im guessing its limited because of the amount of ram added on installation?

[mellow zinc]

i mean do u really need 1.5k fps lmao

[eternal apex]

ram won't increase your fps

[twin dune]

They probs have minecraft in poopy mode

[mellow zinc]

anything above 200 fps u seriously cant notice a difference

[neat kraken]

is there anything in the installation (like the startup command in the launcher) that i can change/increase to have 1.5k fps

[eternal apex]

no

[mellow zinc]

is 500 fps not good enough?

[neat kraken]

i want it to feel as smooth as possible

[regal juniper]

What MC version?

[neat kraken]

1.8.9

[regal juniper]

[twin dune]

Run MC alpha

[light scaffold]

It will be literally unnoticeable

[mellow zinc]

😆

[eternal apex]

how tf u guys getting 500 fps lol, i'm running around in 1.16 with optifine, no rps, averaging ~120 fps

with a 2080ti

[regal juniper]

Just run optifine. I used to pull 3K + FPS on those older versions.

On 1.16 with optifabric, I'm pulling at 400 with a 1080

[neat kraken]

1.13+ I dont get 500 fps

closer to like 250-300 ish

[regal juniper]

I mean you don't really need more

[neat kraken]

yea but if I can find out how to get 1.5k fps on 1.8.9 that means for 1.16 i'd have at least like 600-750 fps

[eternal apex]

glare do you have all your settings low?

[neat kraken]

maybe 1k

[mellow zinc]

people probably have fps spoofers too lmao

i remember there was a mod in 1.8 for doing this

[light scaffold]

bruh

[regal juniper]

Nah

[mellow zinc]

i seriously dont get why u want 1k fps

[light scaffold]

Who cares

[mellow zinc]

ikr

[regal juniper]

I have like unlimited fps set and 32 view distance

[mellow zinc]

500fps is still good

[light scaffold]

people really spending time just to fake having 1k fps

[mellow zinc]

😆

[eternal apex]

same glare

but I don't get above 120

[regal juniper]

Weird

[neat kraken]

i seriously dont get why u want 1k fps
1k fps would make the game super smooth

[mellow zinc]

no

[eternal apex]

lol

[mellow zinc]

theres NO difference

[eternal apex]

your monitor probably only runs at 60hz anyway

[neat kraken]

oh its the monitor that limits it

[light scaffold]

yes lmao

[mellow zinc]

i used to get 700fps, and yet i cant tell the difference between 75fps and 700

[light scaffold]

because there isn't one

[eternal apex]

cash, most monitors are either 120hz or 60hz, most likely the latter

[light scaffold]

Even on a 144hz monitor it's practically unnoticeable

[mellow zinc]

people be out here buying 240hz monitors just for minecraft pvp 🙄

[eternal apex]

ah yes because their eyes can definitely distinguish between 120hz and 240hz

[mellow zinc]

eyes can only see 24fps kappa

[light scaffold]

eh

[eternal apex]

eyes don't work like that

[mellow zinc]

hence the kappa

[neat kraken]

how can I check what hz my monitor is?

[light scaffold]

There's definitely a difference between 60 and 144, anything above that is probably incredibly subtle

display properties or whatever

[eternal apex]

search up the monitor cash

[light scaffold]

chances are it's 60 unless you specifically purchased a 144 one

[fallow crow]

I cant tell between 60 and 144 but I can between 144 and 240, idk why

[mellow zinc]

u can check in nvidia control panel too, given u have an nvidia card

[fallow crow]

Like when I upgraded from 144 to 240 it was a massive difference

[eternal apex]

i'm on 60hz monitors, they work fine imo

[regal juniper]

I can tell between 60 and 165

I have 2 60hz and 1 165hz

[mellow zinc]

that must be weird then

going between the monitors

[eternal apex]

different monitor types 🤮

[regal juniper]

Eh, I don't play games that much

[mellow zinc]

one is butter smooth the other isnt

[eternal apex]

glare how do you live with it

[regal juniper]

The 2 60hz are both 4k and the 165hz is 2k

[mellow zinc]

😆

[neat kraken]

says 60hz

[eternal apex]

if I got a different monitor, I'd have to replace the other 2 with identical ones

[neat kraken]

which one should i upgrade to for 1.5k fps?

[regal juniper]

I mean I only use my computer for work rly

[mellow zinc]

u wont get 1.5k fps 😆

monitor hz != fps

[light scaffold]

monitor doesn't affect FPS at all

[sturdy bobcat]

It does if you have vsync

[mellow zinc]

😐

[eternal apex]

cash, there's no monitor available that can display 1.5k fps

[mellow zinc]

imagine using vsync

[sturdy bobcat]

You just won’t be able to see any FPS higher than the refresh rate

[neat kraken]

I saw this youtuber who would play hcf and he had minimum 1k fps easily

[mellow zinc]

ok cool?

good for him 👍

[eternal apex]

quite cool indeed

[neat kraken]

thats what it said at least assuming its not an fps spoofer

what if you install a second CPU onto your PC? Would that increase fps

[mellow zinc]

and how would u do that

assuming u dont have the correct motherboard, as no one plays with a server motherboard (I HOPE)

[neat kraken]

if i get a server motherboard and put two CPUs on it

[fallow crow]

my two side ones mat

I saw this youtuber who would play hcf and he had minimum 1k fps easily
I mean thats minecraft isnt it?

[mellow zinc]

no

it doesnt work like that anyways

[fallow crow]

minecraft isnt resource intensive is it?

[mellow zinc]

server cpus arent meant for gaming, and will only decrease ur fps even with 2 installed

[neat kraken]

oh

[mellow zinc]

and will be like 10x the price

[neat kraken]

overpriced

[mellow zinc]

depends what u need it for

[neat kraken]

does the amount of storage your pc has have anything to do with fps?

[mellow zinc]

do u have hard drives?

but no, not really

[neat kraken]

im not fully sure, I think my C: is a SSD and my D: is a HDD but not sure

[fallow crow]

I think you are worrying too much about fps

[mellow zinc]

it can affect the time to load in assets, but once theyre loaded it wont make a difference

this is true aj

but ssds are much faster than hard drives and will load in these assets much faster

and when hard drives are more full, it can affect their read/write times

[neat kraken]

how would I be able to check if im ssd or hdd?

[mellow zinc]

check where mc is installed

[neat kraken]

C

[mellow zinc]

also, considering its minecraft (depending on ur texture pack), the largest asset ull ever be loading in will only be kilobytes at best, making the difference negligible

[errant thistle]

If your windows boots quickly then C: is an SSD

[neat kraken]

alright

[mellow zinc]

if u get 500fps ur pc is fast enough

end of story 🙃

[neat kraken]

what if i upgrade the GPU

[twin dune]

Save your money

[fallow crow]

^

[twin dune]

No point trying to get more FPS

[mellow zinc]

please do not spend any more money for just some extra frames in money

if u want to spend ur money, get a better monitor

thatll be ur best bet to improve the experience

[neat kraken]

the more fps the better

[mellow zinc]

not really

[twin dune]

You've got enough

[errant thistle]

Not really

[fallow crow]

spend the money on something important

[errant thistle]

Anything over 100 on any game is good enough

[mellow zinc]

theres a point of diminishing return with that amount of frames

yeah

[errant thistle]

If you upgrade your monitors then don't get 4k ones

[mellow zinc]

i legit cap my fps in mc just to save some power 😆

[neat kraken]

also I want to have stronger fps on games like fortnite where I only get like 190-220

[errant thistle]

only

[neat kraken]

sometimes it drops to 90 when turning too fast

[errant thistle]

That's good enough

[twin dune]

By 50

[mellow zinc]

u have a 60hz monitor

[twin dune]

that's still 450

[mellow zinc]

if ur fps is more than ur monitor refresh rate, u dont need to worry about it

[errant thistle]

^

Get a g-sync monitor

[neat kraken]

is my monitor g sync

[twin dune]

idk

[mellow zinc]

probably not

[twin dune]

What monitor you got?

[mellow zinc]

most 60hz monitors dont need g sync as achieving 60fps in a game isnt really hard

[neat kraken]

Samsung 32" 60Hz 4ms Curved PLS LED Monitor (LC32F391FWNXZA) - White

[mellow zinc]

ah its got freesync

[ebon shadow]

Cash, if you have over 60 fps in a game and you have a 60hz monitor, there is no reason to upgrade, your monitor can only refresh 60 times per second.

[fallow crow]

Why dont you just stop worry about how fast your pixels update on your screen, and worry about something important lol

[mellow zinc]

😆

[neat kraken]

but if i upgrade above 60hz

that would refresh more than 60 meaning more fps?

[mellow zinc]

ur fps will stay the same

[neat kraken]

also I think this monitor isnt for gaming since samsung isnt a gaming company hence it cant reach 1.5k

[ebon shadow]

Meaning your monitor will refresh more times per second, that != more frames

[mellow zinc]

but ur monitor will display more of those frames within each second

also I think this monitor isnt for gaming since samsung isnt a gaming company hence it cant reach 1.5k
@neat kraken this is NOT how it works

getting a better monitor will not increase ur fps 😆

[fallow crow]

bruh

It will increase how many you can see essentially tho

[mellow zinc]

but ur monitor will display more of those frames within each second
@mellow zinc

yea

[neat kraken]

im trying to figure out what is the thing to upgrade that changes your fps

[mellow zinc]

ur pc hardware lol

what do u have now

[neat kraken]

since its not storage/ram/monitor

lemme check

[mellow zinc]

cpu and gpu will change ur fps lol

ya know they have processing unit in their name

[ebon shadow]

CPU, amount and speed of RAM, GPU, temperature, and some other factors can influence your FPS

Size of your CPU cache also affects it

[mellow zinc]

ram is negligible

[ebon shadow]

No

It really isn't

[mellow zinc]

it is

[ebon shadow]

Going from 8 to 16 increased my experience a crap load

[mellow zinc]

ok yeah how MUCH ram u have yea

but the speed of the ram is negligible

[sturdy bobcat]

[neat kraken]

Intel Core i9-9900K
512GB SSD/2TB HDD
32GB RAM
GeForce RTX 2080Ti

[mellow zinc]

u basically cant upgrade from that

[sturdy bobcat]

If you don’t have 1070Mhz ram, you gotta downgrade your pc

[mellow zinc]

i mean u can get a 10th gen intel but then again, ud have to buy a new board and itll cost u like $1k 😆

[neat kraken]

theres 10th gen?

[mellow zinc]

yea came out about 2months ago

[sturdy bobcat]

https://www.techradar.com/uk/amp/news/nvidia-rtx-3080-ti-could-require-upgraders-to-rip-out-most-of-their-pc I found this

[mellow zinc]

but u have to buy a new motherboard

[neat kraken]

would 10th gen give me 1.5k fps

[mellow zinc]

no

[sturdy bobcat]

Why do you want 1.5k FPS

[mellow zinc]

please do not upgrade ur pc for another 10 years

ur pc is a beast

[sturdy bobcat]

You literally can’t see that

[neat kraken]

i just feel like there must be something wrong since im not able to go above like 600 fps on Minecraft which isnt that heavy

[mellow zinc]

😐

[neat kraken]

but i see other people getting at least 1k sometimes

[light scaffold]

why does it even matter???

[sturdy bobcat]

Let me repeat it

[light scaffold]

it makes absolutely no difference

at all

[sturdy bobcat]

You literally can’t see more FPS than your monitor refresh rate

[neat kraken]

so I need to upgrade my monitor right

[mellow zinc]

itll make the experience more smooth

[sturdy bobcat]

You can’t see more than 360Fps

[neat kraken]

the smoother the better

[sturdy bobcat]

ASUS Rog swift is the fastest refresh rate monitor with 360Hz

[light scaffold]

anything above 144 on a 144hz monitor will look exactly the same

[mellow zinc]

not out yet ori

[sturdy bobcat]

But you don’t need higher than a 240hz generally

Yeah I know

[neat kraken]

when does it come out?

if its known

[mellow zinc]

unknown i believe

[neat kraken]

oh

[mellow zinc]

acer predator announced a 360hz monitor too

[sturdy bobcat]

Just go for a 144hz/240hz

You don’t need to see more than that

That’s smooth enough

If you really want to waste all your money though

Just get an AMD Threadripper

[mellow zinc]

😂

[neat kraken]

damn that sounds cool

whats that

[mellow zinc]

workstation cpu

[sturdy bobcat]

Do not get it lmao

It has like 64 cores and 128 threads

[mellow zinc]

literally the best of the best for multithreaded workloads

[sturdy bobcat]

And they’re like $4k

[light scaffold]

multithreaded

minecraft

[mellow zinc]

[neat kraken]

do I need a new motherboard for it

[mellow zinc]

yes

which the boards are like 1k alone

please dont get a threadripper