off-topic

[frozen escarp]

or does it go backwawrds

[fringe sigil]

its

wait

[rancid owl]

oh ueah md5 announced the new format
@fringe sigil new chat format?

[fringe sigil]

I gotta go

[mellow zinc]

🙁

@fringe sigil dojt go

@fringe sigil tell me

pls

[fringe sigil]

Im back

[mellow zinc]

🙁

😁

[fringe sigil]

This is what it looks like

Wait

Darn I need to go toilet

[frozen escarp]

quite informative

[fringe sigil]

Lol

I dont know the new format

Except they are not changing ChatColor apparently

You need to use md5 bungee components or something

[velvet crescent]

Which is a ew

[frozen escarp]

[velvet crescent]

Like damn just have a ChatColor.fromHex method

Which is indicated via &#<hex>

[fringe sigil]

Niall color lib

[long summit]

That'd be nice, do it

[velvet crescent]

inb4 all funding get's diverted again

[fringe sigil]

i dont like libs

I strongly detest them

I am probably someone to really hate libs

Possible the most hateful person against libs

You know my uncle is senior software developer, he also hates libs

A very clever person

Probably one of the cleverest

I am a very stable genius

at net.kitesoftware.board.command.KiteCommandExecutionContext.getArgument(KiteCommandExecutionContext.java:33) ~[?:?] 😦

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gif-9869963

@velvet crescent @long summit Ok

I just need to know what I'm dealing with first

[long summit]

Will technically be possible to make a minimap on chat

[velvet crescent]

ooh that'll be nice

[frozen escarp]

well thats neat

[fringe sigil]

Will technically be possible to make a minimap on chat
@long summit or scoreboard

[long summit]

Would there be enough space? If so yeah that'd be even better

[fringe sigil]

15 max lines

[frozen escarp]

probs look shit on 1.8

[fringe sigil]

unlimited chars

[velvet crescent]

It probs won't work on 1.8

Atleast why would it

[fringe sigil]

Placeholder expansion

[long summit]

15 lines, i guess that's a good size

Sounds fun to try

[fringe sigil]

%minimap_size_15x15_1%
%minimap_size_15x15_2%

e.g

up to 15

[frozen escarp]

ic ic

[fringe sigil]

It would be pretty easy to do

Except building a mapping of blocks to their colours

[velvet crescent]

XMaterials style

[fringe sigil]

Damn kiteboard works second try in Guice

Except my placeholders and colour codes :/

[long summit]

Yeah it'd be easy to do, just a little hard to optimize

[fringe sigil]

Whats XMaterials style?

[sturdy bobcat]

Hot weather is the worst

[frozen escarp]

Best*

[mellow zinc]

yep

i agree

f hot weather

would rather -10 everyday

[frozen escarp]

[mellow zinc]

moving to canada cya

[frozen escarp]

Oh damn your right @muted fern it is noticeable. For some reason it’s easier to see on mobile than pc.

[muted fern]

whats noticeable?

[sturdy bobcat]

The heat is absolute garbage

You can’t do much about it when it’s hot which sucks

[velvet crescent]

You live in UK, y'all got rain 70% of the time eee

[sturdy bobcat]

Yeah

[mellow zinc]

very true

[sturdy bobcat]

We’re used ro that shit

[long summit]

Tell me more.. it was 31C here yesterday

[mellow zinc]

we had rain pissing down last week like extremely heavy

[velvet crescent]

It was 30 here

[sturdy bobcat]

I don’t want my house to be 36c thank you

[mellow zinc]

now in 2 days we got a heatwave

like wtf

[frozen escarp]

The Logo cube

[sturdy bobcat]

And it’s worse tomorrow

[mellow zinc]

its 30 here today

[muted fern]

o tradie

neato

[frozen escarp]

Unless it lagged on my pc and never updated

[muted fern]

Maybe

[frozen escarp]

Coz it’s pretty different lmao

[velvet crescent]

Have y'all not heard of cooling

Sheesh

[mellow zinc]

we dont have ac in uk

well its very rare

[velvet crescent]

Yikes

[light scaffold]

sadly 😦

[mellow zinc]

europeans are lucky in that manner

[frozen escarp]

Heat = good

Cool = dead

[sturdy bobcat]

Heat = awful

[long summit]

I don't have AC either
Heat = Horrible

[mellow zinc]

our buildings are all made of brick n shit so our houses get hot fast

[sturdy bobcat]

You can’t do shit about it when you’re in the uk

[light scaffold]

it's so hot in my room rn 😔

[mellow zinc]

literally the best 99% of people have is a puny fan

[long summit]

Half our houses are old and you can't change because of "historical builds"

[frozen escarp]

Yknow it’s not down to brick lmao

[light scaffold]

same here @long summit

[muted fern]

=stats top_channels 25

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | Channel Usage

Top channels based on messages in the last 25 days:

#off-topic

31,756

#dev-general

23,722

#development

23,034

#general-plugins

20,161

#placeholder-api

4,535

#bot-commands

4,240

[sturdy bobcat]

I’ve got this fan going and it sucks

[mellow zinc]

LMAO

[light scaffold]

we can't modify our house at all bc it's victorian or something

[sharp sky]

Here's my ac

[mellow zinc]

literally a typical brit fan

[long summit]

Tbh Portugal and UK are pretty much the same in that stuff

[frozen escarp]

Oof man living in historical shit

[muted fern]

why keep stickers on that bad boi

[sturdy bobcat]

My parents room has an ac but it’s not safe

[mellow zinc]

not safe?

[frozen escarp]

[muted fern]

Eats people

[long summit]

Could give you the rona

[mellow zinc]

🤔

[sturdy bobcat]

This house was built in the 60s and some stuff in it is kinda wack

[sharp sky]

The wot

[mellow zinc]

lmao mine was built in 1920s

[frozen escarp]

Wtf

[muted fern]

@fallow crow are you the one causing wave 2 of the toilet paper crisis?

[frozen escarp]

Fam mine was built 3 years ago

[mellow zinc]

might even be 1910s

[frozen escarp]

Where the hell u lot living

[long summit]

@sharp sky The rona virus

[sturdy bobcat]

The uk

[sharp sky]

Oh

I got u

[frozen escarp]

Oh that’s fair then

[sharp sky]

[frozen escarp]

Barry

Did we ask

[mellow zinc]

atm im living in suburbs so thats why its an old house

[frozen escarp]

no

[sturdy bobcat]

We also have a manual explaining everything in the house and it says the shower room & ac is kinda borked

[frozen escarp]

A manual that says that

[sharp sky]

What's the avg temperature in your areas?

[sturdy bobcat]

This is the ac

Evidence the house is old: there’s a sink and bidet in the master bedroom

[sharp sky]

Mine is around 30°C thanks to the rainy season

[frozen escarp]

Daikin™️

[muted fern]

It is current 12c outside

[light scaffold]

damn a bidet

[muted fern]

its also 1am

[light scaffold]

don't see those very often

[frozen escarp]

Wtf

[mellow zinc]

winter in australia 🙁

[sturdy bobcat]

We threw a table over it to hide it lmao

[frozen escarp]

Am I seeing shit or is that a tv in a bathroom

[sharp sky]

Lol

Odd stuffs

[sturdy bobcat]

It’s 32x outside

[frozen escarp]

If so, that’s a pro gamer move

[sharp sky]

It's 28°C here currently

10pm rn

[fallow crow]

@fallow crow are you the one causing wave 2 of the toilet paper crisis?
Yes

[frozen escarp]

You mother fucker

[sturdy bobcat]

No it’s a bathroom in the bedroom

[muted fern]

Yes
@Karen/Susan#0115 knew it

[sharp sky]

@frozen escarp mind the language

[fallow crow]

lol

[muted fern]

like i dont even understand it

[frozen escarp]

When it comes to TP

[muted fern]

do people not learn?

[frozen escarp]

I shall not mind the language

[fallow crow]

always use protection, TP is the best type

[muted fern]

but

you dont need that much

jesus

[fallow crow]

the more the merrier

[muted fern]

time to move to nsw

[fallow crow]

you can never go wrong double layering that bad boy

[sharp sky]

In my house tradition, i don't even use tp

[fallow crow]

excuse me

[frozen escarp]

Uhm

[fallow crow]

what the fuck

[frozen escarp]

^

[fallow crow]

Regular paper?

[frozen escarp]

Newspaper

[muted fern]

leaves

[fallow crow]

Wool

Monopoly money

[frozen escarp]

Homework

[muted fern]

Dont even go to the toilet

[sharp sky]

Well, there's a water splasher

😂

[muted fern]

"water splasher"

[fallow crow]

oh like a er

[muted fern]

10/10

[fallow crow]

they have those in japan alot dont they?

[long summit]

Japanese bidet

[sharp sky]

No idea

[frozen escarp]

So you splash shit on yourself to clean

[fallow crow]

Cant you get ones thay play music and shit so people cant hear you

[sharp sky]

@frozen escarp language 👀

[fallow crow]

its a different pipe im pretty sure

smh

[sharp sky]

Schools do have

But eh, in the traditions here, whatever ._.

[muted fern]

Rare picture of aj

[frozen escarp]

Smh

[sharp sky]

That dude looks familiar

[muted fern]

paper and beans

[fallow crow]

who tf actually puts stuff on the bottom of the shopping cart

like whats wrong with you if you do that

[sharp sky]

Forgot the name

[fallow crow]

The only place I would ever do that

is bunnings

[sharp sky]

I do

[muted fern]

when you haev that much toilet paper

[fallow crow]

because they have the things on the bottom of the trolley

[muted fern]

you gotta do what you gotta do

[fallow crow]

thats for wood and stuff

[mellow zinc]

heinz beans do be tasty

[frozen escarp]

no

[muted fern]

bunnings has the springs dont they?

[mellow zinc]

😂

[fallow crow]

yeah

[frozen escarp]

Yeah cube

[velvet crescent]

@light scaffold Have you done your daily slovenian lesson?

[fallow crow]

and the stopper at the front

[muted fern]

gotta get the kids one

race that shit

[light scaffold]

not yet

[frozen escarp]

Wait a minute

[light scaffold]

dw i'll do it soon

[frozen escarp]

You mean to say cube

[fallow crow]

the one with the flag?

[frozen escarp]

Your Aussie?

[fallow crow]

The wheels were always shit on that tho

[muted fern]

yeah aj

[fallow crow]

and the trolley didnt have enough suspension

[muted fern]

u just worked that out tradie?

[fallow crow]

like the regular one has the springs with suspension

[frozen escarp]

I actually didn’t know lmao

[muted fern]

ah yes cause the kids ones need suspension

[fallow crow]

well the wheels are terrible

[frozen escarp]

I just assumed everyone was American or some crap coz Aussies r rare

[muted fern]

first to complete a lap of the warehouse gets a bunnings snag

with onions on top

[fallow crow]

especially if you try and drive one handed like me, cos realistically you have one hand on your meat, and your other hand on the trolley

[frozen escarp]

Yknow what’s a piss take

[mellow zinc]

hey whats about the uk 🙁

[frozen escarp]

Those vegan snags

[muted fern]

2/4 admins are australian tradie

use to be 3/4

[frozen escarp]

At Bunnings

Oh neat

[muted fern]

but what state

[fallow crow]

Also please dont be one of the people that hold the kids trolleys by the handles

[frozen escarp]

WA Is where it’s at

[fallow crow]

you are meant to hold them by the glah

[muted fern]

oh noes

[fallow crow]

flag

[frozen escarp]

MATE

Wa is the place to be

[muted fern]

vic pls

[fallow crow]

na

[muted fern]

well

[frozen escarp]

No covid

[muted fern]

not at the moment

[frozen escarp]

[muted fern]

idk whats going on with that

[mellow zinc]

im sure piggy would agree

[frozen escarp]

Literally have 2 cases of it

[muted fern]

im blaming aj

or classic danny boi

not getting on the beers

md_69 is vic aswell

so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frozen escarp]

Yeah I know that one

[sharp sky]

Do i have to show you guys my bathroom ._.

[frozen escarp]

All good people are Aussies 😉

[vague walrus]

Yea

[muted fern]

I mean

You can if u want

no one is forcing you?

[sharp sky]

Eh.. just saying, i don't wanna

Lol

[frozen escarp]

If your bathroom has a 75inch Tv I’ll rate it

[vague walrus]

It's only 70 :(

[mellow zinc]

daily reminder to protect ya neck guys @boreal escarp

[sharp sky]

75 inch

[frozen escarp]

What a piss take

[muted fern]

@fallow crow again? seriously, surely you got enough by now

[frozen escarp]

Dude

[fallow crow]

that dude looks sketch

[muted fern]

Also don't think that's a trolly a customer should have

[sharp sky]

I swear that water splasher looks even more cheaper than that 👀

[muted fern]

maybe people are just building massive forts of tp

[fallow crow]

na, those trolleys are strictly reserved for staff members

[sharp sky]

I saw a lot on vlogs

[frozen escarp]

Next thing we know AJ will be raidind Coles and Woolworths with a 6x4 trailer

[sharp sky]

Lol

[muted fern]

probably already has

heist at the kleenex factory

[frozen escarp]

[fallow crow]

na

woolies and coles are old

gotta go to aldi

[frozen escarp]

Oh

ThAts okokokok

Aldi is...

[muted fern]

I mean aldi is pretty good tbh

[fallow crow]

never been there ngl

[frozen escarp]

Isn’t over here lmao

[mellow zinc]

aldi 😍

[fallow crow]

all the pros just raid the bunnings staff members bathrooms

[frozen escarp]

I only go to woolies coz I worked there

[muted fern]

I mean that's a fair point

[frozen escarp]

And my employee discount still works

LOL

[fallow crow]

hook me up please

[frozen escarp]

Anytime

[muted fern]

surely its only 5%?

[frozen escarp]

Yeah it’s bare minimum

[fallow crow]

My bank accounts never gonna be the same after I spent 60 bucks on juice as a joke

[velvet crescent]

Imagine not having a 15% employees discount

[frozen escarp]

Still save $10 on fuel tho

[muted fern]

o shiet

[frozen escarp]

It’s funny my woolies wages were kinda better than my current job

But then again i ain’t licensed yet

[muted fern]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

How bad is ur current for woolies to be better?

lol

[frozen escarp]

Well I’m only a first year sparky

[muted fern]

would of assumed woolies would be minimal wage

[frozen escarp]

I think it was $12 an hour

But I worked weekends

[fringe sigil]

AJ

tracey

[muted fern]

tracy grimshaw

[frozen escarp]

I’ve really screwed my sleep schedule

[mellow zinc]

set an alarm

wake up early

fixed

[frozen escarp]

Eh have to reason to being off work lmao

Suppose I should anyway

Sleep is for the smart

[velvet crescent]

^

[mellow zinc]

ive had to set so many alarms to fix my schedule in quarantine omg

it pisses me off when i go sleep at 5am and wake up at 2

[velvet crescent]

Lmao

[frozen escarp]

That was me yesterday

[fallow crow]

yeah but you can get the edgy snapchat stories that the kids these days get at like 3 am "wHos aWake GuYs" with the time filter

[mellow zinc]

😂😂

[fallow crow]

its like no one gives a fuck james stfu

[frozen escarp]

Those stories are annoying af

[vague walrus]

Just delete snapchat

Ez

[frozen escarp]

Omg it’s Wednesday!

[mellow zinc]

very true

fuck snap

fuck social media

[fallow crow]

and all the kids these days are doing the yolo things like "send me whatever"

[vague walrus]

Bro fuck electricity

[mellow zinc]

👍

[frozen escarp]

Wow

[velvet crescent]

Kali

[mellow zinc]

im going back to the jungle cya

[velvet crescent]

Time to do the thing

We have a major vote

[mellow zinc]

using my bare hands to fight the tigers

[fallow crow]

ban frcsty

[mellow zinc]

do i use nukes

[muted fern]

https://i.funnycube.net/Je9DBZ.png It's not even wednesday

[fallow crow]

imagine being able to get 2 people to immediately want to ban you 🤔

imagine being in wednesday

nerds

[mellow zinc]

🙁

[muted fern]

old

boomers

go to wake

[frozen escarp]

Wednesday

[vague walrus]

Funnycube give me $1

[velvet crescent]

Prime example of a non smart person

[fallow crow]

nerds

[muted fern]

yes

[frozen escarp]

no

[mellow zinc]

at ur rate, 4months for tier 4

[fallow crow]

had some fairy bread earlier, solid 8.5

[vague walrus]

Bro wheres the multi

[muted fern]

fair bread

please

send

[frozen escarp]

@mellow zinc you see that search bar

[honest thistle]

@muted fern, My Time: 24/6/2020 @ 11:37:17

[mellow zinc]

wut

[fallow crow]

barrys a boomer as well it seems

[muted fern]

barry not even wednesday

[mellow zinc]

oh right

[vague walrus]

Imagine writing the day first

[mellow zinc]

aj

[frozen escarp]

Man has a searchbar on the taskbar

[mellow zinc]

get rid of cortana

[fallow crow]

no

[mellow zinc]

🤮

[fallow crow]

I dont use it

well

[mellow zinc]

then get rid of it?

[fallow crow]

I use the search feature if that counts

[muted fern]

https://i.funnycube.net/iat8g0.png

[fallow crow]

I dont use the voice feature

[muted fern]

sue me

[vague walrus]

Give me $1

[fallow crow]

whenever I wanna open something I just press windows key > then search it

[frozen escarp]

Same

[fallow crow]

what do you do??

Its news to me you dont have it

[mellow zinc]

same aj

who doesnt

[frozen escarp]

So remove the search bar

[fallow crow]

y

[frozen escarp]

[muted fern]

Also got this weird issue were windows explorer doesnt start when the computer starts

have to start it manually via the command prompt

[frozen escarp]

Yknow mine does that too since the latest update

[fallow crow]

:excusemewtf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDw0cgbaWU

[muted fern]

mines done it for over a year

[fringe sigil]

the latest update it poor apparently

[frozen escarp]

Well that’s a rip

[fallow crow]

I always use windows key + e for explorer

[vague walrus]

Just dont update ever

Ez

[muted fern]

no like the whole windows exporer aj

[frozen escarp]

The only noticeable change was the Turn off buttons

[muted fern]

so its just a blank cmd prompt when i log on

lol

[frozen escarp]

That’s not funny

[muted fern]

contribute something meaningful to society

[velvet crescent]

What a comedian

[vague walrus]

Damn cube really went in

[mellow zinc]

speaking of contributions

[frozen escarp]

😂

[velvet crescent]

Said the 12 year old kid lmao

[fallow crow]

o

[mellow zinc]

can u only get papi contributor role from modifying papi code, or creating an expansion etc?

[muted fern]

whos gonna be a contribute to barry to add 1.16 to all the =ver's

[mellow zinc]

ME

ill be on that shit

😏

[fallow crow]

I used to have this really irritating things with my desktop, i would click it, and my entire desktop went black, all instances of explorer shut down, and my pc would freeze for a solid minute

[muted fern]

=bade

[velvet crescent]

Imagine having access to a speshul channel, but not having papi contributor :c

[muted fern]

=badge

[honest thistle]

Meet the PAPI Contributor Badge!

This is the PlaceholderAPI Contributor badge, given to those who have made notable additions to the PlaceholderAPI project.

More badges to come! | =badges - To see all badges

[fringe sigil]

@muted fern Can I be support

[muted fern]

Depends

Can I ban you

[mellow zinc]

what counts as notable 🤔

[fringe sigil]

🙁

[muted fern]

not some one off pr

[mellow zinc]

🙁

[muted fern]

or rando typo fix

[fringe sigil]

Lol

[mellow zinc]

😔

[fringe sigil]

kotlin conversion?

[muted fern]

oh god

[velvet crescent]

Niall, be gone

[mellow zinc]

brb going to add bungee to papi

[frozen escarp]

On the wiki

[mellow zinc]

wiki.helpch.at

[muted fern]

with the other wiki pages

=wiki deluxemenus

[honest thistle]

Wiki Result:

DeluxeMenus - HelpChat Wiki
DeluxeMenus is the all in one inventory GUI menu plugin! You can create GUI
menus that open with custom commands that will show stats or perform actions ...

Requested by: funnycube

[fringe sigil]

I see people make posts on my spigot who obvisoult havnt brought the plugin

I kind of feel bad for them and answer anyway

[mellow zinc]

why

[fringe sigil]

"You need to update to the latest version"
"Uh i cant"

[muted fern]

Just give them the most complicated way of fixing their issue

or use so much jargon its not funny

[velvet crescent]

Niall

That's why you have everything OS

[fallow crow]

"Have you tried reinstalling your os?"

[frozen escarp]

Or just reply: lol

[velvet crescent]

And just not bother with leakers

[muted fern]

Please route your yet another markup langue configuration file through the md5 hash crytpo tunnel so I can forward it to my network stack

[fringe sigil]

Lol

I am ending obfuscation from now on

[velvet crescent]

Freemium, or nothing.

[muted fern]

just start obfuscation on your support

[fringe sigil]

Adding Guice has forced me to clean it up alot

[frozen escarp]

Your internet password seems to be incorrect please reset your router and all instances. Your firewall was also breeched due to poor banking security

[mellow zinc]

f obfuscation

[fringe sigil]

Lol

[mellow zinc]

niall go make KB freemium 🙁

ill switch

[muted fern]

=pl kiteboard

[honest thistle]

KiteBoard

v3.0.8 by Niall7459
The enterprise scoreboard and tablist solution, hook into any event!

Downloads:

522

Likes:

134

Reviews:

71

Requested by: funnycube#0001

[fringe sigil]

maybe we can make a deal kaliber

[mellow zinc]

🤔

this is intriguing me

what do u have to offer

[muted fern]

not even 1.16 supported nial

shame

[fringe sigil]

Also my proguard configuration is mad

[frozen escarp]

1.16? That was so yesterday. Should be up to 2.1.8 now

[fringe sigil]

Virgin blocker

[muted fern]

We use to have some cool /pl on testplugins

where it would colour code it with free/paid

was hot

[mellow zinc]

niall what is the deal 🙁

[fringe sigil]

And hover and stuff

you wanted a copy

[mellow zinc]

ill convert kb to kotlin

[trim raft]

I remember that

[lament ember]

cube you any good at logo design by the way?

[muted fern]

I'm a tad bias

https://funnycube.net/art

[frozen escarp]

Damn

[lament ember]

take that as a yes then

[jade oasis]

yes! my friend started watching haikyuu. i consider this a huge win

[long summit]

@hidden gyro /npcmd remove commandId

[frozen escarp]

That’s a nice logo 10/10

[lament ember]

cube name your price

[jade oasis]

your soul

[lament ember]

haha lol

[muted fern]

I mean depends on what you want

I can't draw

[mellow zinc]

10 rupees

[jade oasis]

how much $ to ban frosty

[lament ember]

I want an SVG logo for my organisation

[frozen escarp]

His price should be for Aj to return all Tp

[velvet crescent]

cube, you should update mine

[muted fern]

update ur banner frosty?

[lament ember]

I'm gonna need a large one with full name and caption, and also a smaller one for my favicon

[frozen escarp]

Your bank account

[jade oasis]

gian hires you

[muted fern]

smh

[velvet crescent]

Your site has the old one

[jade oasis]

cube

[lament ember]

can I dm you the details cube?

[jade oasis]

how much $ to ban frosty

[muted fern]

I need to learn ai so I can actually make svgs

[velvet crescent]

Scholtes, gimme 5k and I'll ban myself

[lament ember]

SVG is just a preference

[velvet crescent]

More than you can afford in a year @hidden gyro

[muted fern]

frosty u just want me to advertise ur socials

kek

[velvet crescent]

:)

[lament ember]

I'm kinda desperate lol

[muted fern]

go find someone on fivver

ez

[mellow zinc]

ez FJ promotion

[lament ember]

wow cube

[frozen escarp]

Fiver

[lament ember]

Fiverr smh

[muted fern]

i knew one letter was doubled

didnt know which

[lament ember]

no that wasn't what I said smh for lol

but yeah smh for that also

[frozen escarp]

Helpchat™️ for devs

[muted fern]

HelpChat™️*

@muted fern

(as everyone searches it)

[frozen escarp]

Okok helpChat™️

[mellow zinc]

speaking of helpchat for devs

[muted fern]

HelpACat

[mellow zinc]

hows this yt channel coming along

[muted fern]

No idea

[frozen escarp]

yes

[long summit]

HelpChat™️

Noice

[muted fern]

I don't get people who add ™️ when its not a ™️

[lament ember]

lol

[muted fern]

cough chatcontrolpro

[lament ember]

you can actually add ™️ to anything

[frozen escarp]

^

[mellow zinc]

Kaliber™️

[lament ember]

since ™️ means unregistered

[frozen escarp]

The question is

Is HelpChat registered

[muted fern]

Yes

We're a registered business

[frozen escarp]

Pro gamer move

[muted fern]

on mars

[lament ember]

Prevarinite is copyleft

[frozen escarp]

no

3 minutes away from Thursday

[long summit]

8 hours away from Thrusday

[lament ember]

U+1F12F

[frozen escarp]

Weak

[lament ember]

Arch Linux won't render it properly for some reason

[frozen escarp]

LINUX

[trim raft]

10 hotpockets closest to Sunday

[mellow zinc]

8 hours matt?

[trim raft]

There are hot singles in your area.

[mellow zinc]

ur from portugal right?

[muted fern]

https://i.funnycube.net/dPetQT.png

spicy

[frozen escarp]

uH

That’s different

Should call it ChatHelp

[lament ember]

lol

[muted fern]

https://i.funnycube.net/OoAGbN.mp4 just updating this

[frozen escarp]

Oh that’s actually mad

YouTube intro?

[muted fern]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Made it awhile ago

[frozen escarp]

Dope

[muted fern]

just updating it to the new colours and stuff

[frozen escarp]

Back to Barry Ic

[muted fern]

erh thats just open in the bg

closed now

[frozen escarp]

Rip Barry

[muted fern]

https://i.funnycube.net/intro2.mp4

[frozen escarp]

Not bad not bad

[muted fern]

https://i.funnycube.net/SJfZAs.png

smh @lament ember

[lament ember]

lol

yeah didn't think about that

[frozen escarp]

I have transferred 10k ||serverworldfiles||

[sturdy bobcat]

I gotta work on a server at some point

just cus i feel like it

[lament ember]

was just sending everyone the link I got sent so people could see it lol

[sturdy bobcat]

i got a bite on the foot

and now its bleeding

brb

[frozen escarp]

Uhm

Righto

[mellow zinc]

fc am i still on barrys naughty list

i cant remember

[muted fern]

it keeps rotating

so probs not

[mellow zinc]

😁

time to do some naughty stuff again hehe

[elfin torrent]

best place to buy domains?

any suggestions?

[frozen escarp]

Google

I heard they sell good domains

[elfin torrent]

yeah, they do but it's kinda expensive compared to other ones.

[mellow zinc]

namecheap

[frozen escarp]

Wait google actually do?

Welp

[muted fern]

namecheap ez

[mellow zinc]

believe so ye

[muted fern]

unless u want a .at domain

then u got to some sketch website which is probs stealing my money

[mellow zinc]

i want .er domain 😭

[frozen escarp]

Lmao

[elfin torrent]

namecheap huh, k i'll give that a try, i just don't want to be spending 50€ a year for some dumbass domain lol

[mellow zinc]

but its owned by eritrea country 😭

[elfin torrent]

thx

[mellow zinc]

restricted

[frozen escarp]

What the hell is rhat

[trim raft]

GODADDY

[mellow zinc]

overpriced

[frozen escarp]

Well that just sounds bad

[trim raft]

@frozen escarp its up to the user to interpret their name

You just have a dirty mind

[frozen escarp]

Tbh I think used them

[trim raft]

fuck

[frozen escarp]

[radiant flax]

anyone able to help me with namecheap advanced dns settings ?

[mellow zinc]

@ bOmBaRdY

[fallow crow]

Holy shit guys I think I just thought of something revolutionary

So you know when like ur running out of ice

Just freeze water

[mellow zinc]

omg

[radiant flax]

😂

ngl even tho that's not funny at all, im dying

ok nvm its funny asf

[fallow crow]

wDyM iTs nOt fUNy

[radiant flax]

shhh

[fallow crow]

Just found this photo of me picking up some water from a while ago

[radiant flax]

HAHAHAH

bro stop

You have my humor lol

[vague walrus]

I boil water and then freeze it, so I have boiling water saved for quick meals.

[mellow zinc]

[sturdy bobcat]

Kali

you're giving me your pc

[mellow zinc]

@wary willow id say kotlin is easier to learn. but i mean if u wanna learn java then go for it. java may be useful for stuff in a wider range than kotlin idk

and might be more useful in a business aspect as most businesses wouldnt be using kotlin and stuff

[wary willow]

yeah I guess. I'll start with java

[mellow zinc]

kotlin is its own language. but it can use JVM so that means it can be interoperable with java

[sturdy bobcat]

In other situations, most companies use Java and a lot of java devs don't know kotlin so finding kotlin developers is difficult

[mellow zinc]

idk tho, if businesses use java and kotlin is still interopable, would it be that big of an issue? or would u still have to learn java as its more tidier in 1 language and readable to others?

[sturdy bobcat]

i'm just like

hating my pc

[mellow zinc]

@light scaffold i am summoning the saviour

what's ur opinion?

[sturdy bobcat]

its so hot in my house

[mellow zinc]

i will NOT give u my pc

[sturdy bobcat]

my mouse is hot

[mellow zinc]

im outside 🙃

[wary willow]

ok this will sound weird but it was more weird when I've seen it xD

[mellow zinc]

im just hoping when i get home its not a sauna

[wary willow]

my mouse is hot i've read it as my mom is hot jesus christ xD

[mellow zinc]

uwu

yeah none of that STEP MOM stuff

[wary willow]

xD

[sturdy bobcat]

My garden just recovered from the last heatwave

[mellow zinc]

[wary willow]

oh I know that place

[mellow zinc]

grass is gonna go orange again

[wary willow]

do you live there Ori?

[sturdy bobcat]

yea

where is that place again

[mellow zinc]

i remember last year (i think) my garden was orange til like october

[wary willow]

xD

I don't want to leak your adress

[light scaffold]

I have been summoned

[sturdy bobcat]

dm it to me

[mellow zinc]

yes sir

read up bm

[light scaffold]

Well

[wary willow]

done

[light scaffold]

Kotlin is definitely easier to learn from the start

[sturdy bobcat]

bro

blitz knows my address

[mellow zinc]

about the business stuff bm

idk tho, if businesses use java and kotlin is still interopable, would it be that big of an issue? or would u still have to learn java as its more tidier in 1 language and readable to others?
@mellow zinc

[light scaffold]

Most companies are still using java

[mellow zinc]

or maybe u can code in kotlin then convert it to java hehe

[light scaffold]

But kotlin is getting more popular

[sturdy bobcat]

mojang should switch to kotlin

[wary willow]

when I ping myself I feel like this: 🤦‍♂️

[sturdy bobcat]

maybe then minecraft wont be as garbage

i just want minecraft to support more than one thread

my performance would improve a lot

[mellow zinc]

this ^

i mean tbf it doesnt really need more than 1 thread

it only becomes an issue with high res textures and shaders

[sturdy bobcat]

• They have more players than ever before
• A lot of players who play the game have garbage pcs
• They're adding a bunch of features that ruin the games original performance (RIP 1.7.10 performance)

[wary willow]

@light scaffold I want to learn it to get a job xD. I will learn them both at one point but idk. I just need to fininsh the exam tomorrow and then I'll have a few weeks to start learning untill I get a job

[mellow zinc]

imagine not getting more than 500fps

[vague walrus]

Weird how adding more stuff makes the game more intensive

[wary willow]

and not a job in programming since I only know c++ xD

[sturdy bobcat]

how is that weird at all

[mellow zinc]

c++ is still very useful

[vague walrus]

Its not

[wary willow]

yeah if you know it professionally. I just know the stuff that helps me pass the exam tomorrow

[mellow zinc]

ah i see

so ur knowledge is quite limited

[vague walrus]

Minecraft is held back by it's own users tbf

[sturdy bobcat]

ah yes

[vague walrus]

Redstone improvements would break logic and piss off players

[mellow zinc]

learn kotlin, then if a business uses java, just convert the KT file to a java class using initellij hehe

[wary willow]

xD

[mellow zinc]

2 languages at once

[vague walrus]

Learn java and if the job needs kotlin just convert to kotlin

Ez

[mellow zinc]

[wary willow]

well I will start with kotlin anyways. There will be enough time to learn them both over the years (hopping I live another few years xD)

[vague walrus]

Bro you're like 18 you've got at least 2 years

[wary willow]

18

[mellow zinc]

@light scaffold +1 member 😎

[wary willow]

going 19 in 2 months

[vague walrus]

That's what I said

[wary willow]

yeah you were close

[vague walrus]

Im old :(

[wary willow]

how old?

[vague walrus]

23 :'(

Gonna die soon, life expectancy is like 65

[mellow zinc]

still got more than like 70% of ur life smh my head

[wary willow]

65 is to much ...

45

[light scaffold]

@mellow zinc YES

the kotlin klub is increasing

welcome welcome

[mellow zinc]

:)

[trim raft]

koltin klub?

[ebon shadow]

Kotlin Klub is the new Kool Kids Klub

[trim raft]

[light scaffold]

precisely

[sterile parrot]

lmao

[light scaffold]

where all the kool kids hang out and circlejerk discuss kotlin

[ebon shadow]

Exactly

[trim raft]

[mellow zinc]

we sure do love circlejerking discussing kotlin. its so amazing

[ebon shadow]

I agree circlejerking discussing kotlin is great

[trim raft]

So you're saying in this ||klub|| I can ||harass|| my ||people|| into ||helping|| me?

[ebon shadow]

Yes

[light scaffold]

very much

it's kind of a pyramid scheme

[trim raft]

[light scaffold]

the more people you recruit

the more kool kid points you get

[ebon shadow]

Its a literal MLM

[mellow zinc]

wait

wheres our kotlin meme of the day

[light scaffold]

shit

[trim raft]

[light scaffold]

gimme a sec

ive got a plan

[trim raft]

[ebon shadow]

KM is there a kotlin meme subreddit? I could make a discord bot that once a day pulls the top post of that particular day and posts it

[mellow zinc]

new prevarinite bot

[light scaffold]

i've not heard of one

but maybe i should make one

[ebon shadow]

Kaliber I was thinking the same

KM I'll check and if not I'll make it

[light scaffold]

ok

[ebon shadow]

Lets get this bot goin

[light scaffold]

you know my reddit username

sadly

[ebon shadow]

haha

[mellow zinc]

doesnt sound too hard tbh

[ebon shadow]

Its not

PRAW is a powerful lib

also you can get the JSON of any reddit post by adding /json or .json at the end of the link, I forgot which one

[light scaffold]

kotlin meme of the day #4 (possibly #3 idk)

[mellow zinc]

😂😂😂😂😂

perfect.

[light scaffold]

ty ty

[mellow zinc]

@wary willow this was basically me to you just then :))

[ebon shadow]

Do I set the topic as programming or funny 🤔

[trim raft]

whatthe fuck

[mellow zinc]

funny

[light scaffold]

both

send link

[ebon shadow]

kk one sec

https://www.reddit.com/r/kotlinmemes/ ok bois light it up

Cube/KM/anyone I need a logo for the sub.

[light scaffold]

hmm

[ebon shadow]

ey 3 members already

road to r/all

[mellow zinc]

😄

[light scaffold]

i have a plan

gimme a sec

for a logo

[ebon shadow]

Anyone, I need a banner and or logo, and colour suggestions

There are SO MANY customisation options

Note:
logo is recommended to be 256x256 px
Desktop banner is recommended to be either 64, 128, or 192px high, and then 4000 wide.

[mellow zinc]

really?

thats some weird measurements

[ebon shadow]

Its what Reddit recommends ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[light scaffold]

ok boys

i've put together a sublime logo

as you can see my photoshop skills are truly something

[mellow zinc]

thats what i had in mind for a logo lol

[ebon shadow]

I'm adding that

[mellow zinc]

i was thinking of like omegalul or kekw instead tho

i like that better tho

[light scaffold]

lmao

[ebon shadow]

KM

[light scaffold]

this one's a bit better

no random white bit

[ebon shadow]

It has to be 256x256 can you resize it?

[mellow zinc]

very nice PS skills 👌

[light scaffold]

ty ty

ok

[ebon shadow]

kk thats up

beautiful

[light scaffold]

truly stunning

[mellow zinc]

lol

[ebon shadow]

Why did you send me a DM saying death on reddit lol?

[mellow zinc]

4 members, 7 online

[light scaffold]

oh it Dmed you?

weird lol

i put a message in the lounge

[ebon shadow]

Yeah you put a post up and then you DM'd me

[light scaffold]

oh lol

[mellow zinc]

kotlin good java bad

[velvet crescent]

@proper jungle That looks clean, although you could implement some orange/white (iron) for more of that steampunk look

[ebon shadow]

@light scaffold invited u to be a mod

[light scaffold]

ayy

ty

[mellow zinc]

how do i post on mobile

[light scaffold]

i have made some flares

[mellow zinc]

just yoinked some memes from bm

[light scaffold]

wow

ok

[ebon shadow]

There should be a button in the bottom middle of ur screen Kali

[light scaffold]

😦

[mellow zinc]

ok i got ut yea

just being stupid

refresh :))

[ebon shadow]

You posted the same thing twice

gj

[light scaffold]

perfection

we gotta get the point across you know

[mellow zinc]

what

oh shit i did

whoops

wait what

i posted 3 times apparently

ok i deleted it np

[ebon shadow]

Reddit, you feeling ok?

[light scaffold]

i think i will make a bonus meme to celebrate this great occasion

[mellow zinc]

👍

oo we are gaining attraction

30 online. hopefully more people post and join the sub

[light scaffold]

yes please

[proper jungle]

@velvet crescent I can try so, thank you for your review ^^

[ebon shadow]

KM we can create custom awards

[mellow zinc]

36 online 😮

[light scaffold]

great

[mellow zinc]

nice meme bm 👍

[light scaffold]

i have made a Bonus Meme to celebrate

[mellow zinc]

upvoted 👍

[light scaffold]

ty

damn thanks

[mellow zinc]

we need everyone to upvote everything

thats how gain attraction right

[ebon shadow]

Literal karma farm

[mellow zinc]

i think thats how reddit works

[light scaffold]

probably

[ebon shadow]

Damn, 4 members 41 online

Dunno how that works but eh

[mellow zinc]

i think thats just people viewing the sub

[ebon shadow]

o

Then thats pretty noice

[light scaffold]

i wonder who they are

[mellow zinc]

[ebon shadow]

KM you should give yourself the wise kotlin person flare

We could use it as a form of verification or smth

[vague walrus]

@naive barn
That website makes me a tad uncomfortable that its named "hottr" and theres pictures of kids.

[ebon shadow]

Oh no

Hell no

[mellow zinc]

LMAO wtf

thats a no no

[ebon shadow]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to invite you to RUN THE HELL AWAY from whatever the fuck that is

[mellow zinc]

let me go through my meme collection and see if i got any formats i can make for kotlinmemes

[light scaffold]

how do i set my flare

i forgot

[jade oasis]

i joined kotlinmemes

kotlin bad

[light scaffold]

yay

welcome

WHAT

[mellow zinc]

WHAT

[light scaffold]

I AM FURIOUS

[mellow zinc]

get out

ban this man from the sub

[light scaffold]

ban?

[ebon shadow]

I mean I actually could

So could KM

[jade oasis]

kotlin bad gradle bad

intellij bad

[mellow zinc]

ok yeah thats a ban

[light scaffold]

you have spoken rudeness

[ebon shadow]

Assign him the flair of shame

Done ^

[jade oasis]

wow

[vague walrus]

You need to get that "and they hated him because he spoke the truth" jesus meme, where the people are java users and jesus is kotlin.

[frozen escarp]

The fuck is that website

[jade oasis]

new post

pin it

[mellow zinc]

new post from me too 👍

[ebon shadow]

Remove Scholtes' post? Idk how to start a poll on here so someone do it for me

[mellow zinc]

u gotta do it urself

[ebon shadow]

ooo

Ok

[light scaffold]

is it gone

i can't find it

[ebon shadow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kotlinmemes/comments/hf5twp/the_truth/

[frozen escarp]

[ebon shadow]

CoDiNg*

[velvet crescent]

information*

[frozen escarp]

Pro dev would recoOmenddde

[light scaffold]

yes i will make server core no virus for $5 no scam

[ebon shadow]

Does he use Kotlin™️?

[light scaffold]

he'd better

[ebon shadow]

Our subreddit now own the trademark to Kotlin™️ btw

[light scaffold]

awesome

[ebon shadow]

@jade oasis You better watch out boi 👀

[mellow zinc]

meme format

im on phone so its hard for me 🙁

[velvet crescent]

What did he post katsu?

[ebon shadow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kotlinmemes/comments/hf5twp/the_truth/

[mellow zinc]

kotlin bas gradle bad intellij bad

these are not my words

[velvet crescent]

Nah cba to open chrome rn

[ebon shadow]

Imagine using Chrome

[light scaffold]

https://img.bristermitten.me/19-05-14-24-06-20.png dw guys

i'll deal with this troublemaker

[velvet crescent]

lmao

[ebon shadow]

Oops

Accidentally removed his post

[light scaffold]

shame