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all your things are belong to me
this dude is ceo of swing
ew
@sacred igloo Dont....
that's not something to be proud of
Nicole I dont think you want most of Sx's shit
swing is trash
the ceo of kotlin could EASILY take the ceo of swing in a fight
Bro how
what about ceo of JIDE Software
CEO of swing comes out swingin
@ebon shadow ?????
Not in post match reflection tho
kinky 👀
I have the best things
🤔
People would be honoured to even be within their presences
5head then
Lol people in #placeholder-api complaining their plugins break with my expansion
Or become Gaby and just say smhmh all day
Too bad
precisely
Its an insult, but it doesn't really mean anything
Thats why its funny to me
Cause people get so mad
i think it's a cover up
Meanie
to hide the fact that YOU are the REAL 4head
I am an omegahead
Facebook conspiracy theorist KM mode activates
Theres a difference
I had a reddit post of another one somewhere
gross
I think "4head" is a secret code that the illuminati use to sent subliminal messages to control the people!!!!
imagine using reddit
imagine
imagine using discord
Is your reddit post history as entertaining as KM's?
Imagine being named NICOLE
KM u ready to provide context on that one?
nope
How did you even get there xD
there's not enough bytes in the world to store the context for that
Were all sat on discord, we have a lot of free time to hear this
i have a better idea
suggest some gimmicks that I can use instead of if for frigga
Also hows the audio visual molestation bot coming along?
Did you make that through a plugin or command block or something @sacred igloo
suggest some gimmicks that I can use instead of
iffor frigga
@light scaffoldmaybe
i kinda got bored with that lol
hows that what bot coming along?
Haha
maybe i'll pick it up again
U have no context to that do you
I just got here so nope
Ok right, so I dared KM to make a deep fryer that screams the loudest earrape possible when it finishes. And he actually went for it
Esophose!
I made a thing to deepfry images
yes that is I
now I just need to play some earrape
From songoda
and I'm scared
ill do it for u
You should consider running away
ok
formerly
nah it's fine
Heed my warning
we're all chill except you :)
Km I can send you some earrape samples if ya want
my ears are begging for their lives right now
Oh they're gonna need more than that
Give me until tomorrow so I can put together a collection of my finest earrape and I'll send u it
Dont ask why I have some on hand
It's useful ok
Ok this is going to be the best fucking thing to ever happen to me
Hahaha BM you're really going to regret this at some point
An employer googles you and finds this pile of aids
too much power 😦
On a scale of 1 to 10 how offensive should it be? Like is the most extreme earrape of Keemstar roasting Alex ok or do I have to go for something more vanilla? Lol just imagine an employer looking you up and finding this. ALEX IS A STUPID FUCKING EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT GOES HERE
probably like 9?
11
Wait
Ima have it recite that reddit post. Oh yeah BM, you know EXACTLY what the fuck I'm on about. Job chances RUINED
Thank me later
Hold up I need to go read it again
That's the best thing I've read in a while
Time to make a fake name
Sure
Free Google Ad
Enjoy the negative traffic you'll get from it
Brb ima actually go piss myself over that reddit post
i should really delete that at some point...
Oh
My god
That is so good
BM I have a screenshot of it still, there will be evidence!
But what about your friend liking rabbits too
Wheres that going to go
It needs a home
Just follow the rule of social media. When you turn 18, delete everything and start over
Oh god no
BM
that's probably a good idea
Oh dont worry
Theres three USB drives on my desk and a copy of the post is going on each of them
Plus one on my media fire, one on google photos
Oh good idea
One there then too
Anyone noticed wikihow is slowly getting more and more obscure? It used to be like actual guides now theres like 900 guides on "how to approach your crush" "how to ask out a girl/guy you like" and other such titles
Can't say I've noticed
there seems to be an awful lot of memes about how to beat up babies and things though
they're probably faked
wtf did I just see?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
@ebon shadow this is a rule? https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/164523548390457355/721490024738193518
You have no idea the feat of movement I just performed while reading that. I actually like almost bent in half with a seizure or some shit

It's good practice
Damn it
Please Barry
I need you to not censor me
To expose BM just this once
Barry dont listen to him
i'm innocent
Barry just walk the other way

put it in `
I don't think barry can detect things in them
do 3 of them on each side
o
do a pastebin then
😦

You cant pull that card for another 2 years yet until you delete your socials 8head

Oh
Snapchat exists
I haven't been on there in a while
Like, at all this year
Excuse me what the fuck
Snapchat you feeling ok
They're desperate
Apparently so
that snapchat tab is the worst thing I've ever seen
I'm irreversibly scarred
i agree
Ok so on a school trip last year all of us got into a snapchat group since the teacher that walked around the halls at night everyone in the school thinks is a nonce because of unrelated incidents years ago, I can get into them if you like later. Anyway we were all calling each other and running into each others rooms when he wasn't looking. One of the rooms that a girl I know was in, the teacher was looking into from outside, eye pressed up to the peep hole and all. She took a picture and sent it to us, next thing you know all you hear is a chorus of NONCE down the hall, it was BEAUTIFUL. Anyway he stopped checking rooms after that night and the trip was pretty fun.
Oh by the way this was in a regular hotel that the public was in. We just rented like half of a floor
Everyone heard us shouting nonce
It was great
lmao
Some people came out of their rooms looking confused as hell as to why like 40 people shouted nonce and now theres suddenly that many kids milling about in the corridor laughing their asses off
Bruh that school trip was the best
Some kids got caught in each others rooms, and when caught you went back to your own room. Well one girl was so hidden under somebody else's bed we only knew she was still in there when she messages us all freaking out because she now couldn't get back into her room
We had a theatre trip that rented out like 2 hotels.
Back when yikyak was popular.
A lot of people pissing out windows, we started a chant thing that pissed off the entire event, etc..

School trips in later years when nobody gives one are the best
But why pissing out windows??
Because they could I guess
We had someone throw water out of one but that's about as adventurous as we got for throw-stuff-outside
Most of the windows were glued/screwed shut
Ours had like a metal thing holding it shut by a couple screws. One rooms screws were super loose so they managed to open it
I wish snapchat didn't delete all the messages
There were some really good ones
Also everyone got really, like really really, flirty for some reason for like an hour afterwards, and then we all agreed to just slowly go to sleep glowing in our victory over mr nonce
Apparently I took a picture of a field for some reason
Nice
Ok this is getting too offtopic for offtopic
Anyone know a good subreddit that I can post random shit like this in without clogging up your crap
/r/garrettmemes
Where you can find great content such as
https://i.imgur.com/XVqV8Yr.png
Ok that's sold me
omg clip actually posted a replay
To what?
It's the endangered clip
Spotted for the first time in years in it's natural habitat
Ya ya
Ok clip
This is getting screenshot and framed next to BMs one from yesterday
Hope you know that
BM?
Brister Mitten
#3216
Yeah idk about that one chief
I bet my builds would be lower quality
dirt hut
https://i.imgur.com/rygiesR.png
This was all one guy
Which server?
omg
LP?
Ah
£65 gone in boosts 🙄
He/she should buy me Nitro so that everyone here can say how great I am when I get like a 1.5x xp boost for the server
Seems like a good deal to me


I'm not on PC so I cant upload the gif of ^ to make me look like I have nitro, at least at first glance

Yo wheres Zods multiplier spin at
tru
😮
This is a blessed moment for me, I'm happy to have this x6 multiplier, I will tell my friends about it.
This is a blessed moment for me, I'm happy to have this x6 multiplier, I will tell my friends about it.
Thank you Kaliber, I appreciate the copied text, it means a lot to me.
I understand that you want to get as much as possible out of this x6 multiplier as I do, but we should formulate unique and constructive sentences each as to motivate each of our unique creativity.
were now on 35 boosts 
That's quite amazing, and I am excited to hear this. 35 boosts everyone! What a momentous occasion.
Perhaps we should celebrate 
yes u are very correct zod. at taught in scools around the world, plagiarism is nad and therefore i will formulate my own sentences
how do u propose we celebrate, zod?
I am happy to hear about your epiphany and I am excited to formulate sentences with you, shall we discuss pets perhaps?
This is a blessed moment for me, I'm happy to have this x6 multiplier, I will tell my friends about it.
Yes pets
My two doggos are gone sadly, but pets :)
pets seems like a brilliant idea
Pets are indeed a brilliant idea
although i do not have any pets personally, i love the animals of this kingdom.
This are cute looking pets, and it makes me happy to see them.
I am sorry to hear about your two doggos :(
I have quite a few pets myself, ranging from fish, insects, arachnids, bird, cat, and reptiles!
i will be very intrigued by everyones well formulated sentences on pets
The animals of the kingdom are truly magnificent creatures
Thanks Zod, they're in a happy place now, they're ok :)
fascinating zod! u must love pets!
I like my animals a lot, they're very good bois
would u like to elucidate further on ur pets? what kind of insects, arachnids etc?
They must be very good animals Zod, fish tax?
I have a couple of hissing cockroaches, a Vietnamese centipede(venomnous), a few tarantulas; 2 of which are venomnous, a few snakes ranging in a few sizes.
One as small at 1 foot and one as large as 6 feet.
A bit short on time to elbarote too much sadly
you keep cockroaches?
This pets conversation is very intellectual and well worded
why
Hissing ones
They're cute
2hy
dogs are cute
Spiders freak me out, and cockroaches are, well. Cockroaches. Yet you must love your pets to keep them so safe
So Piggy idk if you saw my message a couple hours ago, but so you think what I said is possible or would I have to try and expand it somehow?
F
Yeah
i couldnt live in any other country other than uk tbh, i think ive got a phobia of snakes 😳
I don't get what's so scary about snakes
guck them
Same Kaliber. My best friend has two living in his room btw
watched too many vids of them
kat link me to the timestamp where they are (opus)
yeah he getting constricted one night then
depends on type of snake ofc ^
pig have u ever came across any snakes in ur ecosystem of western australia?
Piggy idk where they are but I'll try
kaliber I don't go outside
i'm a mineman
my mum sees them every now and then when she goes on walks tho
they're usually at the beach
ah yes ofc how could i forget the ways of a mineman
have u saw those random pits in the middle of nowhere of like 10000 snakes
like omg
can't say I have
Piggy its about 26:30
Every year, thousands of snakes gather at the Narcisse Snake Dens in Manitoba, Canada. It's billed as the largest gathering of snakes anywhere in the world. Manitoba's climate and geology make it the perfect place for red-sided garter snakes to live and mate. It has become a t...
noice
indeed
Its almost 25 past 2 in the morning here
opus timestamp kat
👍
ah yes good question
maybe some advice from piggy will help decide
im thinking kalib
Just whatever you do dont take advice from Niall
niall will just say use spring
Or it'll take you 14 years to make your first class
niall advice 😬
Niall will just ask obscure questions to put off the creation of his lib as long as possible
anyways itll still be a looooong way begore i even think about my own lib
What lead you to think about a library name?
i only started learning kotlin a couple weeks back
i need to start kotlin
Same
uh i think it eas just niall sating some random stuff as always
I've just put it off
Ah
Nialls wise words. "Should I do this or not"
Over and over
ah he said he was letting go of niallLib and putting the funds to kalLib 
wise words from niall
tier 3 wew congrats
wait til u reach tier 4
Ikr? I need t4
xp is an addiction
Not-sleeping-till-t4 stream! Who's with me for the whole month?
Barry is an addiction
He is insatiable
He's a hungry little bastard
Ok idk where I'm going with that anymore
Yup
So, what did you do while off school? Oh I ground xp on a discord server for a different name colour. Took me like, the entire time so I didn't do homework or tests
is america still getting infected like every day?
not many people anymore lol
Ooooo Terfs a fancy boi
tbf i dont even know what the infection rates are in uk anymore. just got tired of looking
Ok I cant even think anymore I'm going to sleep see u guys late or not idk anymore was fun bye. Gl with anking you up everyone
@ebon shadow hol up
he gon
D:
wait
Kk
rust?
ye
CaN i jOiN
If you get time Piggy could you build the base on that other program? I keep forgetting its name
fortify
That
wankbank 
it's actually called dankbank
used to be called wankbank
I still call it wankbank sometimes
rust is an interesting game
sounds nsfw 
reminds me of my HCF days tho
so like this might be ur typical loot room
if you want the loot to drop like it does on the opus room
you can do this
Ori it takes them like a month to get back to you
im aware

I had to threaten Piggys family about 8 times before they got back to me lol
Ooo
ori thinks hes a developer
o i forgot the shotgun turrets
you chuck a few in there, cover it up with this
oops wrong pic
So the roof tile thing isnt viable with the space then Piggy?
I submitted for artist tho 
artist???????????
this is art right fucking here
wait lemme draw something for you
True art
fair enough. maybe ur art skills are better than ur dev skills
Oooh nice Piggy. So if any of the boxes are broken their bags fall down to behind the half wall right?
what dev skills 
Ori draw me a logo in ms paint
yeah they fall down there
Kk, thanks Piggy
draw pigs pfp in paint
just keep in mind kat, that it makes the base a little less secure
that sort of thing isn't worth it in my opinion
if you do that, chances are the raiders will let the loot despawn
versus them getting it, and then you being able to get it back
so I'd really recommend against using those kind of unlootables
I'm pretty sure if they have access to my loot rooms Piggy I've lost the online, and probably the wipe with it. And same with the offline, but they become my target for next wipe
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I mean tbh, I think your game strat is wrong
on a 3x, there's no point having a big base
you're much better off having tiny bases, in hidden areas
because sulfur is so easy to get
it's pointless
On the second day of wipe people spend hours flying around in mins to spot bases
Big or small, someone will see it
then hide your base properly
Cover it in signs? xD
no lol
Camoflauge 2.0
Hell yea
i worked very hard on it 
lets go
I'm ready for pure trash to appear
excuse me, this rat is beautiful
Its beautiful
amazing
Piggy
sorry, I meant modern art
gimme my artist role, now 
what a work of art
Ori if you can make it into 150px x 150px I'll use it as my steam pfp
absolutely
The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!
Noooo
Yeah they're pretty random or NSFW most of the time
My eyes are vibrating
rat
this is my pfp 
did you only resize the image oh no
my eyes
however 
👀
I prefer that version tbh
This is uncomfortable, my eyes are vibrating trying to stay awake to see the rat. Ori if you DM me the file/ping me on the final version I'll set it as my Steam pfp tomorrow
yep multi over bed time for me now
👋
okay
the rat has been improved
which is a shock i know
because it was so flawless before
thoughts?
@mellow zinc
Why is it's diarrhoea purple?
🤨
xD
Is it a male or female rat @sturdy bobcat
both
Needs bigger balls
gross
very important knowledge
Also they live for 4 years
@vague walrus thanks for the boost ❤️
NP, My favorite discord tbh
😄
it's over now tho
And 11pm xd
10pm for me
Zzz
zzz
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compared with yesterday, this day is getting better and better
woo
first I get 1E then I get an email from sparked host and then I see clip is actually feeling better
whats the email about though
We can advertise streams here?
well after 21 days of waiting they finally gave me my dedicated Ip or port whatever
the 25565 one
@full atlas look at his role then look at urs
he's the boss around here xD
I don't care about roles xD And its a question not a smart ass remark.
You should care about roles and if you don't know the rules I recommend you head over to #rules
and no
there isn't rly a place to advertise
anything in here
unless you count #716864120410079322
You should care about roles and if you don't know the rules I recommend you head over to
"Off Topic Chat - Talk about anything - Rules still apply!"
"- Don't advertise anywhere unless the channel states otherwise."
well yeah there isn't rly a place to advertise twitch channels
"- Don't advertise anywhere unless the channel states otherwise."
"Off Topic Chat - Talk about anything - Rules still apply!"
lol
talking != advertising
^
Talking about a stream*
"- Don't advertise anywhere unless the channel states otherwise."
I dont see anything in this channel that states advertising is ok
you can talk about the idea of streaming
^
but you can't say join: twitch/user because I'm streaming
so please stop trying to find loopholes
xD
This argument will just go back and fourth lol. It was a simple question that was answered with a smart ass remark. Lets just end the convo.
Theres no argument to be had lol
no remark. I literally told you no
No advertising full stop
no remark. I literally told you no
Sellinq's remark
It is going absolutely swimmingly
Boohoo
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what is that?
I do not read
teamkill 🤔
@wary willow it's r6
ah k
so idk if I ever registered the blitzgamer_88 nickname to twitch or someone else did it for me xD
also I didn't know you can register multiple accounts under the same email
It’s my birthday today, anyone wanna mail me a cake?
Vanilla preferred, but chocolate is good too
Happy birthday @normal sable
clip did you stop the stream?
no u
it's my b-day as well. every day xD
=multi 1
Set Global Multiplier to x1!
D:
ruined
Lol ya I didn’t think anyone was watching
xD
I was
I was trying to get my account back as well
so I can say GG
in chat
xD
Ok I’ll turn my mic on and turn it back on
sure. I'm still waiting for the account recovery email
It’s back up
1 sec. My internet is not the best xD
I'd watch but... Already streaming lol
Ty clip and blitz ❤️
wtf just broke my own account xD
And piggy for birthday spin 😮
I am at school...
@sharp sky what?
I still have master extra english classes on Sunday

I can't even have refreshments on any day rn
Also shory wyr for a sec
Would you rather have an "official" in your name or no
Like if the original name was taken?
Official_BlitzGamer_88_Official xD
Level 14 on June 14th pog
@normal sable wot
Ok back
Welcome back
Hello
its so nice having 2 screens
Extended?
yep
An ew point for me already 
I have 3 that don't match up xD
well its a laptop
and a monitor
I have the most messed up setup
some times my Laptop gets so hot it just shuts down by iteslf
LOL
I need to clean my laptop. memory and case
Sounds exactly like my old laptop
Mine is the worst setup you will ever seen
@full atlas reminds me, I’ve never cleaned my pc once after I got it ...
A 2006 laptop that ripped off its keyboard and replaced with a Dell PC keyboard
A 2006 laptop that ripped off its keyboard and replaced with a Dell PC keyboard
at least your laptop keyboard still works
Also, because of the fan in there is entirely dead so I have to put a mini fan to the left
I have a 3$ keyboard that is fixed with super glue xD
I have a msi gaming laptop... I use it when I go on roadtrips and shit.
its hella slowed down though cause its dirty in memory and dust lol
my cooler has a paperclip that holds the cable in a special way so at least 1 of the 2 fans work xD
can't even clean the laptop anymore because a screw is broken that holds the motherboard
MSI 15.6" FHD GE62 Apache Pro-233 Intel Core i7 6th Gen 6700HQ (2.60 GHz) NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970M 16 GB Memory 128 GB SSD 1 TB HDD Windows 10 Home 64-Bit Gaming Laptop
Also, I am super glad my keyboard currently isn't a gaming one, but playable on gaming
the best thing I have in this setup is this 12$ mouse and 4$ mousepad xD
Can even code, or beat the hell off a Geometry Dash level
And undertale Sans
Despite ofc, they are noisy
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Disturbed my parents for every single time smashing for a phrase on Undertale
Idk if that game is on pc or mobile
Because in mobile i have that same type of game
But different overlay
xD
xD
I thought Minecraft earth was gonna be an AR game... all it was, was another pokemon go
I am pretty sure RB4 is on XBOX
Minecraft Go
A drum silencer or a guitar
The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!
Anyone wanna play r6s strat roulette?
its a secret command that only a few get to use it
well actually its available for everyone that finds it xD
cool kids only
I remember I had to go to a paste link then to another one then to another one
then to another one
I was amazed by how many paste sites cube knows
xD
I don't know the command anymore ... xD
oof
I forgot it and was trying to find it a few days ago
get-----
but couldn't xD
oshit
ok what the fuck is this
and how is it epic
also why doesnt it let me put my refresh rate above 60
My monitors 244
is this a flex?
because my MONITORS are 60
nvidia or amd
nvidia
ye
clip just maurdered this round
just a sec aj, doing the same so I can guide you
click change resolution
then set the refresh rate
alright loading back in now
smh
I'm not doing this again
I don't need the command anymore xD
it was for someone else
hehe
pin the message
get to the end
why am i doing it even tho i know the command
maybe its not the cmd?
You better not have made this a loop just to mess with us
letters are indeed crazy cube
you can make any word phonetic by simply inserting a vowel between every consonant
just a little fun fact
still says 60hz
restart ur pc
._.
make sure u selected the right monitor
ye
hm?
you even at the end yet?
give me the last to letters of the end url
tiy
oh damn he did make it
i just got up to hastebin
ofuck
funny
hi
xD
😘
here you go guys
smh
no fun
i spent a solid 5 mins making this
well making barry generate it
😉
april fools we'll just embed everyones paste several layers deep
woah what's this
woah crazy
I'm not doing it again so gl
well its technically easier
its the same ending so i wouldn't do it again
but now you can randomly choose a starting point
do one where I get the command that gives me the dynosaur rank
also why I don't have other-roles ?
xD
I want both xD
sure
can confirm it is possible to get admin
@muted fern give me admin
@muted fern yes please
xD
why u fan boying gian
Well that was a waste of like
been friends since middle school
some amount of minutes
some amount of minutes
xD
the plan was only the make it 30 long
but
i got carried away
and made it 123 links
like you do
It didn't even give me the command
I just killed 4 people at once from a spawnpeek
last 60 seconds of what?
it was sexy
o
Do you have instant replay on?
Press Alt + Z
that did nothing
⏪ ⏺️
rip
press alt f4
Do you have Geforce Experience?
ez
Then open that overlay
f
I only play real games
I used to play
I only play real games
@muted fern such as?
I was chilling on the pool table as doc, and they spawned where the cars are, and i killed old mate with the defuser, then they all just swarmed to go pick it up

vscode
That's all? XD
photoshop
I turned instant replay on, how do i record like my last 30 seconds or whatever
yo funny is there a way to see when I got a role/



