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little less
you've got a bit confused I see
50 million is the kangaroo population
how do you think australia got it's initial white population?
this is true
but we need more deportation for the modern day people
not just criminals 
loads of brits come here
then they realise that moving location doesn't fix their fucking life problems
can u play minecraft off it tho
does it light up
no ๐
I'm waiting for cj to 3d print me that dinosaur key chain
i am not watching a 13 minute video thanks
EVEN WORSE
Hey everyone, sethbling here
surely respect the sethbling
Not at this point in time, as we are farming.
Welcome back*
If it got arms, send it to the farms
minecraft olympics
VERY high skill ceiling

lmao
That man should get into construction
If he isn't already, cause that's a waste of talent if he's not
hmm yes, maybe buildings will get done faster
can you imagine seeing someone do that while playing
uk government and building projects do not go well together
I can not no, I've never played, and never plan on playing fortnite
I played it a little a while ago
No point in playing it ever
I have been waiting for like 4 days to receive my refund from RetroHost now..
They said they were gonna refund, they also said they were shutting down game servers a week ago, yet still haven't
Seems like it's going entirely to shit
how so
u my friend, have been scammed
Unresponsive, delaying everything, overall just seeing nothing but complaints from people since RetroHost has not been owned by Drew
maybe drew should go back
I remember all the times fedex fucked his servers :kek:
u ever wondered if the entire population could fit into one country?
If you drop a nuke, yes

Come on people, conversation.
sorry
READ: This is a Tool Assisted Speedrun, TASs do not compete with Real Time Runs.
For more information on what a TAS is visit: http://tasvideos.org/WelcomeToTASVideos.html
I kind of like making Kart TASs, gives a fresh perspective on the course.
Fun fact: This is my first TAS...
oo
amazing game ๐
that's definitely one way of starting a conversation
mario kart wii is probably the best game of all time
no cap
those boost sounds are getting hella annoying though
lmao
i picked up a wii a couple months ago just to play this
i ended up playing it about twice
imagine not having a wii buried away in a cupboard somewhere
i sold mine ๐
I don't have a wii, never had one
boring childhood
hm?
wii is amazing
did anyone watch the spaceX launch the other day
that got cancelled
It's tommorrow
yup
Hopefully all goes to plan
inshallah?
lol wit
o
as i always say, i am a man of culture
Those poor astronauts had to sit in the cabin strapped in for 3 hours, and then it got cancelled
rip
If only they could've used on of those 10s or so touchscreen monitors to play some games
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they got that in tesla
why not in spacex rockets

elon musk needs to fix his priorities
playing minecraft in space ๐ฎ
Indeed he does, any other interesting topics that happened recently?
Is the any other topic which could be discussed instead of kOtLiN ?
if you've got a better one suggest it
but
you can write paragraphs about kotlin really easily
for example
this man boutta recite wikipedia
See, by typing so fast, you are negating the full effect of gaining levels, thus making your conversation 0 zero xp gain. Take some time for it, write out a paragraph, profit
good point
paragraph
here goes
did you guys know that you can make inline functions in kotlin. these serve 2 purposes:
- inline functions that take functions as parameters are faster because a function object doesn't need to be instantiated
- you can access the class of a type parameter at runtime with reified types, which is very nice.
a lot of the kotlin stdlib is inline, so something like list.forEach actually compiles down to a for loop
ez xp
paragraphs are awesome. just imagine a world without paragraphs, there would be no cleanliness(?) of books, thus making books and other writing techniques almost obsolete due to their inability to read the lines clearly
I can't say I knew that, however that is an irrelevant fact/tip for me as I currently do not use/plan on using kotlin at this point in time
this is why u should convert to the greater side frosty
kotlin
this number will reach 3000 by the end of today
kotlin
kotlin
kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin kotlin. This is what I call a kotlingraph
LIGHT MODE?????????
kotlin
no ones made a new class yet
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1Ox7KYJUmq-geOVLKfr1gqs5djrn5SbtYUyjZ4iZaXs4/edit?usp=sharing
We are at 3,270
smh
smh frosty staff channels
Oh, kek
i believe im in every channel accessible to me except guilds and DQ
which i aint paying for ๐
If only there was like a dev general chat for you guys ๐ค
NO HENK
You should go donate to FJ, since I see you buying all these plugins all around ๐, or you should wait till I drop Warps
we must spread the word of kotlin
Donโt ruin off-topic, I love this place ๐ญ
imagine using a warps plugin when u got essentials kek
learn kotlin then

then we can all circlejerk in off topic as well
I donโt code:
nor do i
I only DeluxeMenuโs
but im learning henk
now you do
Kali, imagine having warp categories, warp types, and around 20 other usefull things related to warps, which essentials does not offer
I kinda agree with Kaliber
you are ruining his dreams
Totally up to you, :c
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It's 96% finished, so I doubt it's a concept/idea..
because of the tectonic plates, of course
without the tectonic plates itll be 47% completed
quick mafs
yes
I am failing to see the logic behind that statement Kali
Good, cuz it would be inaccurate otherwise
u just dont have the brain capacity smh
Gonna say it rn, if you're a flat earther, ew
mk
So
wHo IsNt A fLAt EaRtHeR
universe flat
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Nah, Iโm just trolling frosty
also brett, get rid of CENTOS WTF
no earth is a donut
tasty donut
i call eating canada
centos sucks
damn ur a fatty brett
Thatโs just a bunch of white chocolate, you can have that part
u do make a good point there, however
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who wants russia
i mean u can get some hot russians
America is just straight up hot sauce
you sure thats what it would taste like?
I found the Americans, guys ๐
I would think it would taste more like soggy cereral
lets keep this conversation going i got x9 multiplier

Hahahaha, how did we go from Kotlin to donuts? Beats me

kotlin tastes pretty good
infact, very good
u could say java tastes pretty nice, however kotlin is in a league of its own
ew, off brand
what the f
they have three different flavors too apparantly
@velvet crescent did you make that pr?
No.. I thought you were going to..
I'm also with kotlin on this one @mellow zinc
i can
kotlin kotlin kotlin
how do i do that 
The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

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Is CENTERMESSAGE meaning title @velvet crescent?
ah nice
is this 2 arguments? [JSON] <sends json message to player> (JSON message) @velvet crescent
JSON and message?
or just json message
json message
ok
imma put that in my plugin update log lmao

my favorite part https://i.imgur.com/iglMGLx.jpg

people gave advise previous run. and after the run optimized
baby daisy only faster for Flap not faster 3laps
cut -0.478
BGM https://youtu.be/Ovf3ai7ZNLs
twitter https://twitter.com/akarin773
what the fuck did i just witness
@velvet crescent !!!
FJ yet gian? 
On my new project ๐
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omg
?
pleb
Woah
wtf
Jokes
It was un armed ( I assume )
A US Customs and border protection MQ-9 Reaper
Still, what the actual F, though
Looks like this
Probably just for surveillance
They already had 3 helicopters up ealier today as well
Those UAV remind me of the one from interstellar, pretty cool
ohhh yeahh
what they launching
2022 moon
This looks like a pretty good deal. https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/sega-mega-drive-and-genesis-classics-bundle
i used to have that on my ps3 glare
in steam terms, thats a long time haha
Mhmm.
Idk
ah here we go
Gotta check my paypal to make sure I have enough to buy this
Okay, I seem to have enough. I'll grab this to give me some fun for awhile.
damn my last purchase was dec 29
Woot, purchase went through.

POG.
very nice
Lowkey salty that it didn't give me 59 individual keys
Apparently it's all-in-one.
lmao
that wouldve been one way to boost the amount of games u got on steam
having the most games is the ultimate flex on steam
Ikr
how many u got?
I'm about to start a bad habit again.
Eh, it's okay, I just picked up another lawn mowing job.
I just got ratelimited for activating too many keys. Gotta wait an hour. Oops.
I still have keys I need to activate
Such a hassle to redeem like 50 keys
Steam should just let me redeem them all at once, keys seperated by a comma
I just did around 75. If I can do it, you can do it.
@muted fern do you really pay / month to have photoshop
It's finally finished :):
https://quirines.com/
(If you dislike it, please tag me and tell me what I can improve)
@lime atlas
Quirines' website. A web developer, bot developer, editor and gaming network owner. Find more info about him here!
You spelled reserved wrong
@pale grotto work pays for it <o/
How do you know its simple if you cant code
And if you can code and its so simple just do it yourself
it's functionally simple, they never said anything about the code being simple
Yeah
watikdoe
@fallow crow dutch
If I were the requester, I would not do that paid request btw cause there's a ton online
Anyone has the same thought of phone fingerprint unlocker sucks?
Why do you think it sucks
^
omg
@muted fern where u work damn
@woven prairie So many projects eee
Donโt you just love it, that when a user posts a request, they have their dmโs closed and donโt accept friend requests?
Which one? I'll remove it.
Latest requets paid
Is that something you can detect? If a user has dmโs closed?
Hackishly, yeah.
Ah try to send a dm, and see if you can or not
Yup
If I worked in JS more, I'd probably do more PRs. Cube does most of it. I work in it enough to do stuff myself also, but I am not the figgest fan of working with it.
=whois
@torpid zenith
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**GitHub: **Aj3douglas
**Minecraft: **christianboo2
This man still teasing me. https://namemc.com/profile/frosty.1
oof
ew tiktok
i'm one of the only people left on this earth that can proudly say i've never used tiktok
Piggy in my defense:
- I found that in youtube
- I have the app downloaded but have never opened it

well
- I have the app downloaded but have never opened it
Here's your sin

i see tik tok and i fucking throw my phone out the window
@eternal apex dont be a harter
I wish there was a way to contact minecraft account owners smh
Lightfire is taken and it hasn't been used in over 4 years rip
how do you know it hasnt been used? xD
there is no way in hell you could have found that out
Well, this site says he accually played again last year, I'm suprised
well, he accually played more
weird
Thinking of changing my mc name
what search bar? on that statistic site?
On the players ye
Don't use the one in the green bar, use the one just above the heads
I mean yea that's the one I'm talking about
It's not really a reliable source of statistics though lol
nvm, works now
Pretty innacurate
yea...
Was testing something
ok
How can I advance a tier?
Chatting earns xp
once you reach a certain xp amount u will level up
at a certain level you will tier up
You spelled reserved wrong
@pale grotto lol, thanks, fixed it
Chatting earns xp
or just spam =daily in #bot-commands
like I do ๐
No true
But give the amount of messages I type, I'm mostly here to type =daily ๐
And read messages though
What is the chance the xp formula will be exposed ๐ค
0, cause it's RNG
=whois
666565898823532565
=whois
=whois
Frcsty
Frcsty
also why is there tilda keys around the linked accounts
it looks so disgusting
remove it
yes
?
`
yeah
I don't know what you are talking about
^
I don't see anything wrong
it shows as `Frcsty
yes
fuck sake
what?
and?
it looks DISGUSTING
I don't understand what you mean though
^
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this is cool
inline masterrace
hi









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I think piggy is missing something in his life
lemmo what's your opinion on hackerrank?
it's pretty fun
i find it super boring
that would be out of order though ๐ฆ
turn that off for #off-topic
Why
if you do plain java no shit it's boring
its off topic lol
Wouldn't appreciate you spamming btw 
ik
guess i better have a look at what languages they have
I like to play code of clash sometimes too
Speaking of algorithm, my goddang flow free one is nearly finished at least
u shouldve played yesterday ๐ฆ
whats code of clash
because no one has approached me for a super easy java commission that pays $30
fc did u see my ping about code of clash?
no @mellow zinc ?
aj u just vs others and race to code a scenario fastest and stuff like that
damn
go search for it
link me
oo
its in dev general somewhere
cube sign up and vs me
It looks cool but I will admit it looks like the nerdiest thing i have ever seen
it's not very fair sometimes though
e.g. if it's shortest code I wouldn't use java but e.g. python
Gimme
or
or 
earn it <o/
on mobile
i want to try it
and i suck anyway
that's no excuse
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On mobile
Can I have
or 
i only started kotlin 2 days ago ๐ฆ
Earn it
Alright imma fail hard
I still love how I managed to get an answer quicker than Sx and BM <o/ yesterday
i have to do something irl
lol
I'd really love to play this aj, but it's gonna have to wait
oof
we'll organise something like this in #dev-general some day
Piggy, we're probably gonna go another one later today if you're up
i'll be on in a couple of hours
alright lol
Lemmo, we had 10 people yesterday
i already failed
BOTH
or someone else
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but if we have more people on earlier then thatll be neat
what time is it now for you though
11
12:30
6:30 pm
8.34
^
I mean, either everyone else, or the aussiues fuck up their time schedule
i say the latter
my time schedules already fucked
I was making my epic project @ 4AM last night
jesus
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1Ox7KYJUmq-geOVLKfr1gqs5djrn5SbtYUyjZ4iZaXs4/edit?usp=sharing
This beauty
lel
gotta catch em all
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man why spam ๐
Is Piggy aussie?
No, he's from the swamps
Oh ๐
I just realized I have no idea what a pig's natural habitat is..
Oh... google says swamps are one of them
big brain me
I thought about mud xD
Do you guys have fairy bread over there?
Or is that australian
I feel like we may have had this conversation before
Oh just realized HC discord reached 31 boosts
Nice
Wish if my discord even have a boost...
wtf is fairy bread
Theres no time to ask!
barry handles it now
in general channels
you'd know if you read #staff-notifications smh
bruh
Kotlin Is Goated
You are missing out
Oh god... when I tried to use text scanner, it resulted in a bunch of "cute doggy" language
<o/
Was doing my assignment btw
what the hell....
You talking about thiens assignment, cubes barry thing, or my fairy bread?
tbf it looks lile pop tarts but on bread
Sprinkle
Butter
Bread
@fallow crow 10/10 best thing to man kind
Indeed
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1Ox7KYJUmq-geOVLKfr1gqs5djrn5SbtYUyjZ4iZaXs4/edit?usp=sharing
@fallow crow Lmao
Make sure you contribute
@eternal apex You gonna make it?
You should have edit access
@muted fern this is what i was on about with clash of code bot integration
@mellow zinc im not even sure what's being asked of barry
i assume just we can create a link from a bot command and then the bot will post the invite link. or maybe hourly clashes or something with the bot hosting them instead of us
tbf idek if its possible
would be cool tho
@muted fern I did, your commits just suck
ouch
You never specified that it's only in support channels, meaning your fault
is barry gonna respond when u say I need help now
that was the best message
oh cool
uve already added it
imagine if the entire community joined off-topic
instead of just joining for questions
hmm true
it would be a lot of fun to literally always have people talking
imagine
#food ?๐
you didn't only delete your search history then
yeah lol
there's a lot more buttons there which are checked by default
yea
why do u need to delete ur search history 


cool, we get it. u can send emojis 
probably due to that 1tb 'homework' download
Tryna hide all of that ||Server world files||
nothing ๐


why.....
@fringe sigil yes
Spring?
no, Autumn
The dev team and I after forgetting to add application.properties to our gitignore ๐ฌ
@mellow zinc i made slide 23
@eternal apex Please use spring
why
enterprise
He boutta blow this joint up
huh?
restricted to staff
Done.
@light scaffold You gotta help me here had this issue couple months ago
Inserting into db using spring boot + hibernate dao is so slow
Inserts like 10 objects a second
Im not using Identity strategy so batching should work
How can people not love overwatch
because its DISGUSTINg
ยป Give the helpers some details
ยป Ask suitable questions
ยป Be polite
ยป Wait
@fringe sigil im sorry to say I've got basically no clue. Perhaps cascading?
i might be on a lead
Oh?
Quite beautiful
UH
gotta love quora
This applications is going to blow to peices
Ah I need to wait for the transaction commit
o
wdym they dont look right?
The first image is from reddit, this one is from quora right now
Looks the same to me? ๐
i don't have a pass button
well where'd that question come from
maybe it's because i'm looking at a space
Do you actually use quora??
not fully
i just look at the answers on my home page
see if there's anything interesting
i've never explored the rest of the site
I just get a fuck ton of spam emails and sometimes click on them lol
abortion
wtf ?
literally read like all of these
admist the 40 year old men writing their fan fictions on quora, there's at least one quality post every now and then
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LOL
I bet every answer will be 100% true and not at all made up
most certainly
I remember one that was like Whats the dirtiest experience youve had with a sibling and someone responded with a massive story about how they went and played in mud
I mean technically it's true
oshit
857 emails from quora 4 me
mud is pretty dirty
ew wtf is that @eternal apex
straightsphere - https://roundcube.net/ (themed)
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gay
no u
Private time ๐ค
lmao
?????????
OMG
rookie error
omg
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Straight and to the point
guys, here's the thing
for aj's emails to be full of this shit
that means he has to read a lot of these questions
and if he's reading them, he obviously enjoys them
I have
lmao
maybe even wrote a few of them himself
taking some good advice
they all get sorted to my important inbox for some reason
lol
im not complaining tho
ALSO
btw
when I search quora, where it normally says how many pages there are
My answer would literally just be the invite link to here
most arent tho
wtf march 2019?
You've been tier 3 for a year?
no
some good devs
it's an image took now lol Matt xd
That is the biggest overstatement
I also didnt have this profile picture back then
im pretty sure it used to be my schools chaplain
some good devs
@untold hearth and then there's you
Oh yeah the color isn't kept from before
:)
What is lockdown doing with me, I'm buying a new computer this evening...
And a screen
and a keyboard
and a mouse
for $40 LOL
what
It's becoming a problem I have
tf
I hoard pc's now
$40 for all of it?
Yes sir
how.
Wait till you hear the specs xd
2120....
that cpu is older than some people in here
what's the point of buying that
@velvet crescent its worse than urs ๐
gaby seriously leaving me on read for like 9 months... smh
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Oh it'll be fast, gonna put an i5-2400 in there, 8gb ram prob
and an ssd
it'll be alright
on amazon the cpu alone it's 40$ https://www.amazon.com/Intel-i3-2120-Dual-Core-Processor-Cache/dp/B004KZDV8E
lightfire that's barely better
it's decent
like open it
do stuff
I'll let ya know the benchmarks when I'm done with it lol
theyll be non existent
what do u gain from buying it
fun
or to me
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wtf is that
gaby needs to learn kotlin first
kotlin is goated...
I didn't watch GOT
yes
WHAT
u said it urself
WDYM
ha
How can one have not watched GOT
plug in the internet @muted fern
same
Better combat than Minecraft itself
i haven't watched got
Also idk why but the minimap being in the middle of the screen bothers me
^^
oof
That poor dog
it died D;
Animal abuse
I dont understand these portal things
Why is the orientation the same when you go through
Can we have a "Read the docs" emote pls
Agree
That's animal abuse.


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