off-topic

[untold hearth]

@sturdy bobcat wanna play ow later >:)

with glare?

[sterile parrot]

cod > ow

[sturdy bobcat]

I might be able to

[untold hearth]

@sterile parrot wrong

[sturdy bobcat]

i'm currently mid moving house phase so not sure what's happening

@sterile parrot right

[untold hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gif-9806204

[light scaffold]

@fringe sigil I love it

[untold hearth]

@sturdy bobcat that sounds fun

[fringe sigil]

CHI-NA

[sturdy bobcat]

we have a skip outside my house right now

[untold hearth]

@fringe sigil LMFAO

[sterile parrot]

just facts

[untold hearth]

@sterile parrot wrong.

And I can prove it.

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-gif-9248765

There, thats it, thats the proof

[sturdy bobcat]

overwatch has egirls

[untold hearth]

Overwatch has my beautiful angel

[velvet crescent]

So has cod if you're brave enough

[untold hearth]

OMG HER NAME IS ANGELA

Why am I just putting this together

[sturdy bobcat]

you're a moira main

[untold hearth]

I used to be a mercy main though

And a Pharah main

[sturdy bobcat]

i still want her pink and allstar skin

Pink skin should always be available cus it was for a good cause

[untold hearth]

welp

too bad hoe

[sturdy bobcat]

I'm usually wrong about 99% of things

but i think im right about that

[untold hearth]

wrong.

[eternal apex]

what u guys talking about?

some trash game?

[velvet crescent]

OW yes

[eternal apex]

ah yes

[mellow zinc]

🗑️

[lament ember]

[mellow zinc]

?

[vague walrus]

Runescape > OW

[eternal apex]

more of a snake kinda guy myself

[vague walrus]

I have a few snakes

[mellow zinc]

anything is better than ow

[eternal apex]

genital jousting is an interesting game

[mellow zinc]

ah i love that game

i play it on the daily with the boys

[eternal apex]

i bought it as a party game

something i could play with friends irl when they come over

or the fam

[mellow zinc]

id imagine with family it really enhances the experience

[eternal apex]

yea

[mellow zinc]

[sturdy bobcat]

I look back on discord for one second

genital jousting is an interesting game

[eternal apex]

glad you agree with me

[mellow zinc]

me too ^

its a good game

[light scaffold]

never played it

Anyone wanna give me a tutorial?

Maybe on video chat

[mellow zinc]

yeah sure

lets go rn

[velvet crescent]

kinky

[eternal apex]

ez

join vc

[mellow zinc]

frosty, have u ever played it?

i guess i could give u a tutorial too

[muted fern]

Run =profile in #bot-commands so barry saves ur join date to the db

[velvet crescent]

=profile

[honest thistle]

Get more info about the badges with =badges

[mellow zinc]

he said bot commands 🙄

[eternal apex]

brister join

[muted fern]

abose

[velvet crescent]

I'm a rebel Kali

[eternal apex]

brister u wanna see some genitals

join vc

[mellow zinc]

@light scaffold

[eternal apex]

damn this dude asks for a tutorial

and doesn't even join

[mellow zinc]

😕

[eternal apex]

guess we'll have to start without

[mellow zinc]

wew

[untold hearth]

genital... jousting...

[eternal apex]

sx come watch

[mellow zinc]

hahaahhahahaha

[untold hearth]

Is it literally just gay sex?

[mellow zinc]

no

[eternal apex]

no lol

[mellow zinc]

go story mode

[light scaffold]

Soz busy making breakfast

At 2pm

[mellow zinc]

im still in bed 🙁

[untold hearth]

This is fucking...

Disturbing

[light scaffold]

My crumpet isn't gonna eat itself

[sterile parrot]

lmfao I fucking can't

[regal juniper]

Yum

[mellow zinc]

glare join

[regal juniper]

Just went for a run, made a protein drink.

Holy crap why are you all in there

[untold hearth]

bruh

This is fucking insane

[regal juniper]

What the actual fuck

[untold hearth]

OMG

[sterile parrot]

lmao #development @light scaffold being seriously answering questions while listening to this shit

[mellow zinc]

this is fucked 😂😂

[regal juniper]

Is this Minecraft Dungeons?

[light scaffold]

I am multitasking

[mellow zinc]

hey who deleted my amazingly, non-sexual image

thank u everyone for coming to this weeks ted show

[regal juniper]

Minecraft Dungeons looks so cool

[eternal apex]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/Genital_Jousting/

[mellow zinc]

omg

[regal juniper]

Back to watching Avatar

[eternal apex]

btw game play isn't actually that short, I had already finished most of the game

[mellow zinc]

its £5. might buy it

[eternal apex]

i got it for 3 aud on sale

[mellow zinc]

its worth every penny

[eternal apex]

it's multipeen too

[untold hearth]

@regal juniper dungeons looks ass

[mellow zinc]

what if those sound effects are real 👀

[fallow crow]

is it still on sale?

[eternal apex]

nah

summer sale is soon™️ tho

[fallow crow]

oof

alrighty

how long did it take to complete?

[mellow zinc]

ok welp breakfast time now

[eternal apex]

i've got 2 hours playtime

so maybe like an hour and 40 mins

[fallow crow]

cos I mean I need something to fill in my double english classes

Could i play it on a macbook air

[regal juniper]

I haven't bought a steam game since ARK a few months ago, I'm on a break. Maybe it's time to start spending all this lawn mowing money I have.

[fallow crow]

imagine the teacher catches me lol

[eternal apex]

thank god cube wasn't online for that stream

he might have banned me

[sterile parrot]

probably

[eternal apex]

no one tell cube what happened

or i'll get the boogeyman on you

[light scaffold]

my lips are sealed

[sterile parrot]

now back to https://open.spotify.com/track/3aImJnJlAgcE7bJ1NxthGt?si=NBn0qiggR8SCrSMTM6xMNA

[light scaffold]

sealed class Lips

[mellow zinc]

oof Waffle, apparently ARK is going free on epic game store in a few weeks

and star wars battlefront 2 and COD WW2 will be going free for ps plus free monthly games

for anyone interested

[wary willow]

so borderlands is fee on epic games

[mellow zinc]

already got it 🙃

[regal juniper]

Guess I'm installing the launcher again

[mellow zinc]

lol

[sterile parrot]

cod ww2 is already free rn

you can get 1200 cod points too if you login rn

[regal juniper]

To ww2?

[sterile parrot]

yea

allows you to buy the battle pass in mw

[regal juniper]

That's on epic games launcher also?

[sterile parrot]

nah ps plus

[mellow zinc]

ww2 is shite

[sterile parrot]

nevah played it

[mellow zinc]

keep it that way

[sterile parrot]

I want ghosts 2

[mellow zinc]

m2

[sterile parrot]

I just wanna play extinction

😭

[velvet crescent]

ww3 is gonna be the real shit Kali 😉

[sterile parrot]

let's apply for a job to get ghosts 2

xD

[mellow zinc]

good point

time to learn c++ boys

[sterile parrot]

idk what their engine is made in

[mellow zinc]

black ops 3 was made in c++

[velvet crescent]

Probably c something

[sterile parrot]

probably c++

[mellow zinc]

but idk as the new MW uses a new engine

[sterile parrot]

every cod has like some sort of different engine

they always modify it slightly

[mellow zinc]

yah

but the new one

was built from the ground up almost or something

UE5 looks crazy btw

have u seen the demo on ps5?

[sterile parrot]

I did

I have a colleague who's a game developer

pretty cool he's good at using ue

not that we make games lol

[mellow zinc]

das crazy

[regal juniper]

1 more boost

[mellow zinc]

1 more boost

i say pig should boost

[regal juniper]

Ikr

[mellow zinc]

hes the only admin that hasnt

[regal juniper]

I'll tell cube what he was streaming earlier if he doesn't

[mellow zinc]

oooo

now hes definitely gotta boost

[eternal apex]

i don't have money lol

[mellow zinc]

😠

[muted fern]

i already saw what he was streaming

smh

[sterile parrot]

you aren't allowed to do that to staff @regal juniper you'll be banned

[mellow zinc]

😮

[sterile parrot]

smh

[regal juniper]

To do what

[sterile parrot]

blackmailing staff @muted fern we can't do this here.

xD

[mellow zinc]

hey lemmo

u havent boosted

what u waiting for

[regal juniper]

Hey, don't assume color.

Just say mailing.

We are in 2020 now.

[mellow zinc]

he makes a good point too^

[sterile parrot]

lmao

@mellow zinc waiting for it to have an actual use

which it hasn't

not wanting to spend money on stuff I don't use

[mellow zinc]

smh

u get a multi spin

then we get xp

thats an actual use

[muted fern]

on the plus side, now that join dates are stored in our db we can freely ban anyone

[sterile parrot]

if fc asked a lot of money since he's dying sure I'd give it

but not for a damn boost

[mellow zinc]

except odin

he aint gonna be happy

[muted fern]

also means we can manually restore joins dates

[mellow zinc]

@muted fern say ur dying and ur only wish is for lemmo to boost

[woven prairie]

😮

[regal juniper]

You assume Odin will be back. 🤔

[muted fern]

but we only backup ur join date when u run =profile for the first time (since the update today)

<o/

[mellow zinc]

u make a good point

[regal juniper]

Mine is still wrong, I'll have to go fix mine later.

[muted fern]

=fixjoin @user <date>

[regal juniper]

Sure

I'll set mine to the timestamp of my first message

[light scaffold]

Did you make that just because of Odin?

[regal juniper]

No

[muted fern]

was the last piece missing in our puzzle

[mellow zinc]

o wow

ive got messages from march '18

[muted fern]

of not losing anything if you leave and rejoin

[sterile parrot]

can you set mine to like 1920

[regal juniper]

rejoin is the keyword here.

[sterile parrot]

xD

[mellow zinc]

8th march 2018

set my join date

now.

[light scaffold]

can mine be December 31st 1969?

[mellow zinc]

reeeeeeee

[muted fern]

it doesn't technically have to be a date

any string will work

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[light scaffold]

At exactly 11:59:59 pm

[sterile parrot]

timestamp 00000000000

[mellow zinc]

u cheat the system then bm

[regal juniper]

Cube can you set mine? It's pinned in #general-plugins

[light scaffold]

Timestamp -1

[muted fern]

do it urself

smh

[regal juniper]

I don't have database access

[muted fern]

i mean you do

[sterile parrot]

there is a command

[regal juniper]

=fixjoin

[mellow zinc]

fix my join 😠

[eternal apex]

=db delete everything

[muted fern]

smh, thinking i made a command just to fix someones join stamp

[regal juniper]

Did you actually push it?

[eternal apex]

=db

[honest thistle]

@eternal apex, No.

[regal juniper]

Shouldn't it reply with args?

[muted fern]

i didnt make it, it was a joke

[eternal apex]

=db no

[honest thistle]

@eternal apex, No.

[sterile parrot]

imagine I tried to inject the db

sql injection prob won't work

[regal juniper]

Then set mine pl0x

[sterile parrot]

maybe object injection

[muted fern]

=db

[honest thistle]

@muted fern,

Invalid Arguments

=db <set> <table> <whereObj> <whereVal> <updateObj> <updateVal>
=db <get> <table> <whereObj> <whereVal> <getObj>

[sterile parrot]

since you can upload images right?

[muted fern]

=db set helpchat_users user_id 104723018483318784 join_date Some time in the past

[honest thistle]

@muted fern,

Updated!

The requested value was updated.

[regal juniper]

=profile

[honest thistle]

Get more info about the badges with =badges

[muted fern]

sad face

[eternal apex]

=profile @regal juniper

[sterile parrot]

lmaoo

[honest thistle]

Get more info about the badges with =badges

[eternal apex]

wew lag

[muted fern]

=db set helpchat_users user_id 104723018483318784 join_date Some_time_in_the_past

[honest thistle]

@muted fern,

Updated!

The requested value was updated.

[regal juniper]

=profile

[honest thistle]

Get more info about the badges with =badges

[mellow zinc]

oof

[eternal apex]

fun fact

barry crashes every time it gets an error

[muted fern]

wot

no it doesnt

[mellow zinc]

lol imagine error lol bad code

[muted fern]

that was fixed

smh

[eternal apex]

o

[regal juniper]

That was fixed like 4 months ago

[eternal apex]

[muted fern]

he only crashes if its fatal

[mellow zinc]

[sterile parrot]

@muted fern you should really stop using module.exports

[muted fern]

=db set helpchat_users user_id 104723018483318784 first_join Some time in the past

[honest thistle]

@muted fern,

Updated!

The requested value was updated.

[sterile parrot]

and use more modern code

[regal juniper]

=profile

[honest thistle]

Get more info about the badges with =badges

[muted fern]

that one gotta work

[regal juniper]

LOL

I'll keep it

[mellow zinc]

lmao

[muted fern]

idk what is modern code lemmo

smh

[eternal apex]

classes

i tried js classes lemmo

they suck ass

wait ass is good

[sterile parrot]

js sucks dick

[eternal apex]

yeah

it sucks dick

[mellow zinc]

yeah !!!

[sterile parrot]

but

[muted fern]

@honest thistle don't let them bully you

[eternal apex]

butt

[honest thistle]

@muted fern, Can you say that again?

[sterile parrot]

you have export default now

and you have import

rather than require

and a lot more

[eternal apex]

i tried to make a command framework in js for a bot we were working on

omg how do you even

[regal juniper]

Cube is still in 2018, he'll update to 2019 after TP 2020 comes out.

[eternal apex]

js is scuffed

[sterile parrot]

this is why I odn't use plain js

[eternal apex]

tp 2020 is out

[sterile parrot]

don't

[eternal apex]

i tried lemmo

i wanted to use java

[muted fern]

barry is my first ever js project

sooo

[eternal apex]

i even went for the compromise and could have gone with kotlin

[muted fern]

yeah

[eternal apex]

but no

we're doing js for this new project

[sterile parrot]

guess what

[muted fern]

thats due to limitations

[mellow zinc]

👀

[eternal apex]

LIMITATIONS

[sterile parrot]

today I wrote regex to clean up my php classes

[eternal apex]

js = limitation

[muted fern]

in my knowledge

[regal juniper]

Limitation is cube

[eternal apex]

lemmo that's easy

[sterile parrot]

((\/\*\*[^\/]+\/)?(public \$portableRows = \[\n?([^\]]*\n)*\];)?)

love how lazy I am

[mellow zinc]

ah yes, beautiful

[sterile parrot]

but there's like 50 classes I had to do

[eternal apex]

here's my regex for cleaning up classes

it's a replaceall btw

[sterile parrot]

I just do replace in path

[eternal apex]

class.replaceAll(".", "")

[sterile parrot]

gorgeous

[eternal apex]

works like a charm

[sterile parrot]

you know what also sucks dick

[eternal apex]

me on a good day

[mellow zinc]

a very good day

[eternal apex]

wow

[muted fern]

=stats top_users 30

[honest thistle]

Getting Stats, one moment...

[eternal apex]

the edit

[sterile parrot]

lmaooo

[eternal apex]

really ruining me

[mellow zinc]

u got played

[sterile parrot]

arrow functions can not use variables from the upper scope

but normal functions without using an arrow can

[eternal apex]

scopes

javascript

lol

[sterile parrot]

if you want to use arrow functions you have to bind 'this'

[regal juniper]

Barry is taking quite the time with that query

[mellow zinc]

well it is barry

hes a had bit too much to eat today

[regal juniper]

=stats ecloud

[eternal apex]

barry is a bit obese

[muted fern]

he timedout

[honest thistle]

eCloud Stats | Requests

A total of 7,901,658 requests have been made to the eCloud.
These are the past 7 days:

[eternal apex]

=stats helpchat

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | Invalid Usage

Command Usage: =stats <object> [days]

Currently Tracking Stats for:
messages, commands, images, words, xp, levelups, wins, daily, users, ecloud, ecloud_breakdown, top_channels, top_users

[eternal apex]

oh it still doesn't hook into helpch.at

[regal juniper]

=stats users

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | User Changes

Joins and leaves from the HelpChat Discord in the past 7 days.

[mellow zinc]

top channels

[regal juniper]

Oh wow

[eternal apex]

damn what happened wednesday

[regal juniper]

First time I've ever seen that

[eternal apex]

hold up those numbers are way different

[sterile parrot]

=stats top_channels

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | Channel Usage

Top channels based on messages in the last 7 days:

#off-topic

13,905

#development

10,987

#general-plugins

7,813

#dev-general

6,193

#bot-commands

1,634

#placeholder-api

1,329

[mellow zinc]

id imagine #development followed by #off-topic are the 2 main

[eternal apex]

don't we normally get like 80 joins per day?

[mellow zinc]

other way round, nice

[eternal apex]

=users 20

[honest thistle]

<:discord:699228850537889854> - HelpChat Members

Member counts for the whole guild.

Totals:

6,245
11

Status:

2,017
4,239

[velvet crescent]

=mystats

[honest thistle]

Your Monthly Stats

Your Chat Stats for this month so far are:

Top Emoji:

:thonking: • 36 Uses

Top Command:

=pl • 37 Uses

Top Channels:

• #off-topic 1,294 Messages
• #development 1,269 Messages
• #general-plugins 623 Messages

These stats only started being collected May 9th

[regal juniper]

Nah

[eternal apex]

=stats users 20

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | User Changes

Joins and leaves from the HelpChat Discord in the past 20 days.

[sterile parrot]

we spamming this channel tho

[eternal apex]

=stats users 50

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | User Changes

Joins and leaves from the HelpChat Discord in the past 50 days.

[sterile parrot]

#bot-commands would be more appropriate

[mellow zinc]

what the f

who botted on that day

[eternal apex]

oh flip off i'm admin i can delete the server if i want

[long summit]

Wtf windows

[mellow zinc]

dewit

[muted fern]

admins can't delete it

[fallow crow]

I got that as well

[muted fern]

<o/

[regal juniper]

It was some dude we banned the day before

[eternal apex]

shh

[muted fern]

Only I can and iirc it requires 2fa

[eternal apex]

@long summit not worth it

[mellow zinc]

ye it does

[sterile parrot]

atleast people actually listen to admins

imagine being trusted and nobody gives a single fuck

[muted fern]

ill just give trusted red names <o/

[sterile parrot]

should flip it for a day

[mellow zinc]

giv me red name pl0x

[long summit]

I mean i know, just never seen this before, it's like a scam website but official lol

[sterile parrot]

or just promote us

😉

[eternal apex]

lemmo, you're welcome to actually use your powers. like that argument the other day, you could've started deleting messages

[muted fern]

yes let me be hypixel and make everyone admin

[regal juniper]

Would be funny to flip the colors

[sterile parrot]

yeah I know

might just ban em all tho

[regal juniper]

That works too

Since we can restore their join date

[eternal apex]

lol

[regal juniper]

Doesn't really matter anymore

[sterile parrot]

yup

[regal juniper]

That's the only reason we don't freely ban people

[muted fern]

might check their join date on leave

[regal juniper]

Was*

[muted fern]

just so we deff have it

[eternal apex]

omg i see a notification with the word "Injector" in #development, and I feel excitement

please be guice

[mellow zinc]

unlucky for u

[regal juniper]

Does it... Get your guices flowing?

[eternal apex]

omg it's guice happy

[sterile parrot]

@muted fern dont forget to check if it already has a join date in the db (in case he gets banned twice or leaves twice)

[muted fern]

happy pig noises

yeah i only add it if its null

[sterile parrot]

imagine using guice

[regal juniper]

neigh

[mellow zinc]

oink

[regal juniper]

Oh that's right

[sterile parrot]

we all know static is the way

[regal juniper]

Link

Oink

[sterile parrot]

link

[mellow zinc]

[eternal apex]

well you know what i've only ever seen one person ever say lemmo

it's in the language, you may aswell use it

I have a feeling it was aikar that said that

don't quote me

[sterile parrot]

don't quote me
ok

[eternal apex]

oh

[muted fern]

https://youtu.be/f-HvmGIj36E?t=54

[mellow zinc]

nice embed

wheres it at

[sterile parrot]

ah shit now my recommendations gonna be fucked up

[eternal apex]

lel

[sterile parrot]

I'll see ads of adopting a pig now too

damnit

[mellow zinc]

what was it

[muted fern]

It's pig

[eternal apex]

you don't use an adblock?

[sterile parrot]

I do

on dns level 😉

[eternal apex]

lame

[sterile parrot]

that way I don't need to install shit on any laptop

or mobile or anything

[mellow zinc]

does mobile have an adblock

[sterile parrot]

I just have my router setup to use my dns server

and it's undetectable

[mellow zinc]

das crazy

[sterile parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/freshprince-ohsnap-yikes-what-gasp-gif-5227254

[muted fern]

=stats top_users 30

[fallow crow]

taking your sweet time bud

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | Top Users

Top users based on messages in the last 30 days:

Brister Mitten#1024

9,929

Unknown User

6,176

BlitzGamer_88#0531

5,839

Kaliber#4386

4,915

Frosty#3308

4,511

Sxtanna#3236

4,186

[muted fern]

its a fair amount of data

wew

[light scaffold]

woah

i'm number 1

😎

[muted fern]

<o/

[light scaffold]

10k messages is quite a lot

i have way too much free time

[long summit]

Uknown user is typing a lot

[light scaffold]

🤔

who's that guy

[mellow zinc]

holy shit

even blitz has more than me and he mainly uses support channels

[muted fern]

odin

[mellow zinc]

i need to up my game

ima stop playing csgo now anyway soo ill be more active 🙃

[muted fern]

Barry coming for your jobs

[mellow zinc]

uh oh

[regal juniper]

So where was COD WW2 free?

[mellow zinc]

playstation

plus

[muted fern]

ps

[regal juniper]

Oh rip

[muted fern]

yea that

[regal juniper]

Still a few week away s from steam summer sale. Sad.

[lofty void]

I meannnnn, not bad

Imo, top command should exclude =daily

[light scaffold]

https://img.bristermitten.me/Discord_1h4VwYgirX.png imagine not having 4k messages in 1 channel

[lofty void]

Make it happen, cube

153!!!

[mellow zinc]

jesus

[lofty void]

Wtfff

[muted fern]

=mystats

[honest thistle]

Your Monthly Stats

Your Chat Stats for this month so far are:

Top Emoji:

:wink: • 23 Uses

Top Command:

=stats • 44 Uses

Top Channels:

• #off-topic 1,046 Messages
• #garys-playground 734 Messages
• #staff-chat 460 Messages

These stats only started being collected May 9th

[mellow zinc]

bm will soon overtake aboody

[lofty void]

👀

[mellow zinc]

give him a couple months

[lofty void]

Den secret chats

[muted fern]

<o/ playground

[long summit]

BM I like how our top emoji's is just crying lol

[lofty void]

I wanna see what’s going on in staff chat

Gief perms pls

[mellow zinc]

depressed guy

[muted fern]

the playground is more exciting

all the bots come out to play

[mellow zinc]

give bm access to playground

[lofty void]

I’ll settle for both

[mellow zinc]

he might cheer up

[eternal apex]

=stats

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | Invalid Usage

Command Usage: =stats <object> [days]

Currently Tracking Stats for:
messages, commands, images, words, xp, levelups, wins, daily, users, ecloud, ecloud_breakdown, top_channels, top_users

[lofty void]

😂

[eternal apex]

what's the command to see my personal stats?

[mellow zinc]

mystats

[muted fern]

^

[eternal apex]

=mystats

[mellow zinc]

idiot admin

[honest thistle]

Your Monthly Stats

Your Chat Stats for this month so far are:

Top Emoji:

:tm: • 4 Uses

Top Command:

=map • 7 Uses

Top Channels:

• #off-topic 661 Messages
• #garys-playground 359 Messages
• #development 219 Messages

These stats only started being collected May 9th

[lofty void]

=mystats

[eternal apex]

lel

why do i have 359 messages in playground

cube stop tagging me in there

[muted fern]

lol

u had a rant with clip

not my fault

[lofty void]

👀

[eternal apex]

about what lol

[mellow zinc]

👀

[eternal apex]

i don't recall this

[muted fern]

shit code

[lofty void]

That’s what I wanna know

[mellow zinc]

yeah post the chat here

[eternal apex]

ohh

[lofty void]

Oh

[eternal apex]

about solid

that wasn't a rant

[mellow zinc]

i wanna see this

[light scaffold]

@long summit lmao

[eternal apex]

i was just giving tips

[lofty void]

You guys aren’t allowed to have secrets from us 😠

[mellow zinc]

^

[muted fern]

the playground is like 90% spam

[eternal apex]

cube tags me a lot

[mellow zinc]

lmao

[muted fern]

well sometimes i need to test things

[velvet crescent]

Cube, do you even play SMP anymore?

[lofty void]

😂

[muted fern]

i was on there the other day

pimped my base

[mellow zinc]

does anyone play smp

[velvet crescent]

Did you notice your hoe missing?

[eternal apex]

when everyone is bored of smp

incoming modpack

[velvet crescent]

I've also harvested your crops

[mellow zinc]

i havent went on it in like a week lol

[lofty void]

Get on more. I have like so many blocks for you to build cool stuff with mkay

What crops, frosty?

[velvet crescent]

weed

[mellow zinc]

😮

[lofty void]

The spawn farm was torn down like a week ago?

[muted fern]

need pig to get dungeons so we can slay beasts

[velvet crescent]

Talking about cube's crops

[lofty void]

Yooo cube, I got dungeons

Hmu

[velvet crescent]

He's growing weed in his basement

[lofty void]

That sounds illegal

[muted fern]

if it wasn't 1:30 in the morning i'd play

[eternal apex]

cube should just buy it for me

[fallow crow]

1:30 is human peak time

[lofty void]

Well, I am also at work. But I mean sometime later

[muted fern]

bought you like vip on hypixel once upon a time

[eternal apex]

indeed

i remember the moment well

i was tryna get the parkour record on a minigame lobby

[mellow zinc]

just vip? smh

pig deserves better after all hes done for u !!!

[muted fern]

im not made of money

[mellow zinc]

just think, he lets u tag him in playgrounds

[lofty void]

^cube

[eternal apex]

dungeons sale when

probably never, minecraft has never been on sale damn

or maybe like once over 10 years

[muted fern]

its only ever gone up

[lofty void]

Wellllll, the price has changed

[eternal apex]

henk you need any high quality plugins made for your server?

[lofty void]

Offering free dev work? Dope

[eternal apex]

o

[muted fern]

pig just post in #705633782086107209

ez

[lofty void]

Difference is, he wants to offer me it

[mellow zinc]

he does make a good point

[lofty void]

Idk, do you do sponge plugins? 😛

[eternal apex]

i do everything

[muted fern]

he breaks dns records aswell

[eternal apex]

yep

even sys admin work

[mellow zinc]

[muted fern]

is that even fixed?

[eternal apex]

yes lol

https://mc.helpch.at

[muted fern]

testplugins one aswell?

[eternal apex]

what was wrong with it?

[muted fern]

it doesnt work

[lofty void]

We have Brunyman as our dev, and as a dev himself it’s hard to convince him to open up his pocket for hired work 😛

[eternal apex]

ah well no problem

i'm happy to open up my pocket

[lofty void]

So you’ll pay me to develop for my server? Sounds nice

[eternal apex]

wat

[muted fern]

oh it is fixed pig

[lofty void]

Wait, why did I say pocket

I meant wallet

Honestly piggy, the most you could do for me at this point is just get papi on sponge 🙏. coughcough DeluxeMenus sponge

[eternal apex]

yikes

[mellow zinc]

cough cough papi v3

[lofty void]

😂

[eternal apex]

yeah nah dedicating this weekend to revision

got exams soon™️

[lofty void]

I don’t ask too much

[mellow zinc]

what exams?

[eternal apex]

do you mean the subject?

[mellow zinc]

yea

and do u go college or what

[eternal apex]

i'm in high school

and exams on all my core subjects, that is, hass, english, science, maths

[muted fern]

why'd u raid my farm anyway @velvet crescent ?

[boreal escarp]

Lucky you@eternal apex

[mellow zinc]

good luck

[mellow zinc]

OMG

[muted fern]

o shiet

[mellow zinc]

MULTI SPIN

NOW

[muted fern]

=multi spin

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[muted fern]

@uneven tree ❤️

[uneven tree]

woww

noice

[mellow zinc]

wew

[velvet crescent]

@muted fern I harvested, all the harvest is in the chest

[mellow zinc]

lets gooooo

[uneven tree]

sada

[velvet crescent]

Also, cause I'm a nice person.

[muted fern]

discord.gg/helpchat

<o/

[mellow zinc]

😮

[light scaffold]

yay

[boreal escarp]

Ez

[uneven tree]

wth

[boreal escarp]

6.2k shit man

[uneven tree]

without a clickable link

[long summit]

Ayyy nice

[mellow zinc]

level 43 time now

[uneven tree]

oh

[muted fern]

dyno pls

[uneven tree]

u guys have dyno 😮

[mellow zinc]

ye

@proper fable

[muted fern]

dyno sits in the background as a backup really

[mellow zinc]

i need help

[proper fable]

Theres not time to wait! Ask your question @mellow zinc!

[mellow zinc]

ok unicorn

also

when barry getting verified 🤔

[muted fern]

he wont

[mellow zinc]

sad face

[muted fern]

needs to be in like 75 servers to get verified

[mellow zinc]

ye thought so

[safe meadow]

Time to make it public...

[muted fern]

lol

[mellow zinc]

👀

but then well know the xp formula

and level formula

[safe meadow]

I learned javascript canvas today

[mellow zinc]

and well waste our time for now

[regal juniper]

POG

POG POG POG

[muted fern]

canvas is hawt

[safe meadow]

it is

very

[regal juniper]

384 Kbps audio quality
wahoooo

[muted fern]

barry uses it religiously

[safe meadow]

I noticed

That's why I needed to learn it lol

[mellow zinc]

384kbps audio quality

[fringe sigil]

gooba

[mellow zinc]

whos sharing their sexy voice first

do u guys actually use the 384kbps?

[lofty void]

I would, but you guys can’t handle it

[wary willow]

xD

[mellow zinc]

bad internet be like

[fringe sigil]

the average cd is 320kps, I think everyones computers would be able to handle it

[muted fern]

[mellow zinc]

well, u say that

[lofty void]

Even bad internet should be able to handle 384kbps xD

[mellow zinc]

meet australia

[lofty void]

Oh yeah ops

[muted fern]

room 2 has been bumped to the max if u wanna mess with it

[fringe sigil]

Are australia still on dialup or soething

[lofty void]

Must be

[muted fern]

lol

[mellow zinc]

they might aswell be

[lofty void]

So tell me cube, how does one get verified server

[muted fern]

also allowed rythm to join room 2

[lofty void]

Me want one too

[muted fern]

if u wanna play music in 384kbps

[safe meadow]

gotta have your bot in 75 server

[muted fern]

verified server or bot?

[lofty void]

Not verified bot, verified server

So tell me cube, how does one get verified server
@lofty void

[safe meadow]

then you apply for verification then a human checks it

ah

whoops

[muted fern]

Let me know once you find out lol

[mellow zinc]

what sites does rythm play from?

[lofty void]

Wait what xD

[mellow zinc]

because i assume YT doesnt support 384kps

[lofty void]

Isn’t that what you got? How else are we tier 3?

Do we actually have 30 boosters?

[muted fern]

we have 30 boosts

some people boost twice

[lofty void]

Damnnn ok ok ok

[uneven tree]

doesnt that cost extra

[mellow zinc]

yes, well no

[lofty void]

So if I unboost now imma fuck it up? 👀

[muted fern]

no the main nitro includes two

[mellow zinc]

premium nitro gets 2 boost

[muted fern]

yes henk

[uneven tree]

lol

[mellow zinc]

the nitro classic only gets 30% off boosts

[safe meadow]

oof

[uneven tree]

I got a backup one if someone unboost

[mellow zinc]

with 0 packaged in the deal

[lofty void]

So you can bribe me to remain boosted 👀

[mellow zinc]

use the boost again conclure

well get another multi spin 😉

[uneven tree]

Is it auto

?

[muted fern]

well it has a 3 day grace period once we fall a tier

[mellow zinc]

admins need to do it

[lofty void]

Does two spins stack?

[muted fern]

no

[mellow zinc]

nope 😦

[lofty void]

Then it’s pointless xD

[muted fern]

correct

[uneven tree]

make so it does then we can abuse it

[mellow zinc]

after this hour is up, boost again

[muted fern]

not sure how you will abuse it

[mellow zinc]

20x multi will be possible 😮

[lofty void]

Kaliber is just greedy for that xp

[mellow zinc]

of course i am

[muted fern]

o stack abuse

[uneven tree]

boost like 5 times and perhaps like 30x?

[mellow zinc]

i really do love writing long messages for that extra xp during multis

[lofty void]

👀

Waiiiit

[uneven tree]

kotlin does it give you more xp?

wait

[lofty void]

Length of message matters?

[mellow zinc]

a tiny bit ye#

[muted fern]

Can neither confirm or deny

[lofty void]

Brb getting copy pasta

[mellow zinc]

but for the most part xp is just random

[lofty void]

J/k

[muted fern]

Barry can detect spam though and not generate xp for that

[lofty void]

Or am I...

Well, I’m sure I’m smarter than a bot, tsk

[uneven tree]

now i have to write long messages all the time lol this has to be long sorry but heres code ```java
public class lol {
public lol() {

}
void HI() {}
}```

[mellow zinc]

JAVA????????????????????

YUCK

[muted fern]

caps pls

[mellow zinc]

no.

[lofty void]

Oh yeah, can just paste my menus

[muted fern]

ty

[mellow zinc]

kotlin says winning

?plsnoarrowcode

[honest thistle]

FAQ Answer:

https://blog.codinghorror.com/flattening-arrow-code/

Requested by: Kaliber • plsnoarrowcode

[uneven tree]

ah yes

[mellow zinc]

@uneven tree 😉

[lofty void]

Longer messages, kaliber. Gotta get the length in there boy

[mellow zinc]

ah yes, sorry. so what was i saying about java.

[uneven tree]

oh shit

[mellow zinc]

ah yes. its disgusting. kotlin will always be better, in all possible ways

thank u everyone for coming to my ted talk

[lofty void]

Plsnoarrow code... ok, whatever that is

[uneven tree]

Kotlin in core stuff seems fair

but java it better for libs in my opinion

[lofty void]

You know what language is best language though?

DeluxeMenus

[mellow zinc]

whats ur next project in DM

[lofty void]

It’s big

10k lines right now, and not yet finished

[mellow zinc]

😮

any insights allowed yet?

while there is a multi on, u may get urself a level up by writing it 😉

[wary willow]

he posted it in #showcase

[uneven tree]

I heard yaml support compact format now so imagine if spigot would update the yaml version

[wary willow]

so I guess it's not rly a secret

[lofty void]

I would record a gif to leak some, but I don’t have any recorded xD. Wanted to wait for it to be polished up before I show anyone

Uhmmm

No I didn’t, blitz

[wary willow]

wait what? Aren't you talking about the p....?

[uneven tree]

Blitz ur game is entertaining btw

[lofty void]

We are

[wary willow]

my game?

oh

[lofty void]

Your game?

[wary willow]

Conclure I made some upgrades

xD

[mellow zinc]

oh?

[uneven tree]

oooow

[wary willow]

if you want sounds

I can give you the new one :))

[uneven tree]

ah yes

[wary willow]

I broke it btw

yesterday :))

or this morning

can['t remember

[uneven tree]

lol

[lofty void]

Ok @mellow zinc , small leak

This is the only screenshot I found

[mellow zinc]

[mellow zinc]

👀

if it is what i think it is

thats pretty cool

[wary willow]

but for real henk didn't you post that in #showcase ?

[lofty void]

😄. Yuuup.

No, I have only told you and frosty about it. And shared my screen showing it briefly in a voice chat once

[wary willow]

oh I think I might go crazy then 🙂

[lofty void]

But yeah, it is pretty cool Kaliber, I got all the mines done (well, A-F, that’s enough xD). Just adding upgrades like offline idle, active idle, fortune, and a bunch of other cool stuff

[mellow zinc]

😮

[lofty void]

But I’m a bit stuck right now. Cuz apparently placeholders in actions get parsed before any actions are ran, and for Joe in particular I needed that

[mellow zinc]

clip and bugs 😦

[lofty void]

So if Clip doesn’t fix that in a dev version, I’ll have to come up with some way around that. Like the player clicking him twice. It just feels unnatural

[uneven tree]

aye

[lofty void]

He said he would look at it this week 🤞

[wary willow]

wait

@uneven tree wrong

[lofty void]

But when it’s finished it’ll be on mcmarket and testplugins 👀

[uneven tree]

ouh

[lofty void]

🙏🙏 MVP

[mellow zinc]

omg

another multi spin soon™️

[velvet crescent]

@civic sluice I'm failing to see the point behind your request..

[light scaffold]

lmao what

you have the code but want someone else to make it?

[lofty void]

I’m guessing it’s a minigame kind of world, where everything is protected, but somehow players are flippin trap doors.

[velvet crescent]

Well I mean wrong event, but still

[lofty void]

Oi that’s an angry face

[mellow zinc]

very angry i must say so myself

[lofty void]

It is such a long way to tier 4 😦

[velvet crescent]

It is such a long way to tier 7

[mellow zinc]

[lofty void]

Show off

[long summit]

Ikr been almost a month and only now I'm 1 level away from tier 4

[lofty void]

I believe in you, matt!

[mellow zinc]

oshit fc is close to #1

[long summit]

4k xp to go

[mellow zinc]

then u got to stick with a shitty colour

good job its hidden for staff

[long summit]

Aboo has been pretty quiet lately that's why

[mellow zinc]

yup 😦

[long summit]

I don't think that color is bad

i don't like orange though

[mellow zinc]

o

[boreal escarp]

@civic sluice why dont you code the plugin then lol

[mellow zinc]

?????

[lofty void]

😂😂

[light scaffold]

you've got the code right there?

[boreal escarp]

??

[mellow zinc]

https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1266384121460191234

PlayStation (@PlayStation)

Join us Thursday, June 4 at 1:00pm Pacific time for a look at the future of gaming on PlayStation 5: https://t.co/Yr8fafcOVd #PS5 https://t.co/F0yBbDmOtC

Retweets

21196

Likes

56779

▶ Play video

Twitter

also, black controller btw ^^

[velvet crescent]

Have they reveladed release date yet?

[mellow zinc]

"holiday 2020" and will be a "global launch"

[velvet crescent]

oof

[mellow zinc]

man ive had IJ open all day and done FUCK ALL

reeeeeeee

[fallow crow]

first time?

[mellow zinc]

YES

2nd day for kotlin 😔

[honest thistle]

✳️ Global Multiplier Expired!

The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

[mellow zinc]

[regal juniper]

Rip

=xp

[regal juniper]

So close, yet so far away.

[mellow zinc]

8k xp aint too far

4-5 days 🙃

for me anyways

[long summit]

That's like 1 day for BM

[light scaffold]

Yeah lmao

[mellow zinc]

nerd

[light scaffold]

I'll be #1 within a few weeks

[viscid kraken]

oi

we didn't get a multi for this boost

https://canary.discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/164523548390457355/715959590008651936

[mellow zinc]

he makes a good point

^^

[eternal apex]

=multi spin

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[mellow zinc]

wew

[eternal apex]

lad

[mellow zinc]

7

[light scaffold]

Yay

[eternal apex]

get ur chat in ladies

[mellow zinc]

we need a good topic

thatll last an hour

[velvet crescent]

Now we just need someone to start an interactable conversation, so we can get some good time in

[mellow zinc]

how about boris johnson

[velvet crescent]

How about a topic everyone can comment on

[light scaffold]

what a guy

Bazza

[mellow zinc]

good ol bazza

[eternal apex]

i don't know too much about old mate boris

sounds a bit like a cunny funt

[velvet crescent]

"cunny funt" lmao

[light scaffold]

you're not wrong

[mellow zinc]

reeeeeee

ok now i see why u censored urself ☹️

[velvet crescent]

Should I add unlimited motds to FJ or nah? I've got it setup so it's line 2 lines to add it in, but is it really worth it?

[light scaffold]

Might as well

[mellow zinc]

yes

[eternal apex]

platform independence would be nice frosty

[light scaffold]

pretty much no reason not to

[velvet crescent]

I've also been thinking into adding bungee support, however not sure how to even go about doing that

[mellow zinc]

😮

that would be pretty nice

[eternal apex]

i should contribute to fj

[mellow zinc]

its os

what u waiting for

[eternal apex]

idk

[light scaffold]

Fork everything

and then forget about it

[eternal apex]

a personal invitation i guess

with the wax seal

[sturdy bobcat]

[velvet crescent]

Piggy, you're already listed as a contributor

[eternal apex]

wtf did i do?

[mellow zinc]

im listed as a tester

[velvet crescent]

Suggestions when I made it in the start

[eternal apex]

anyone else have a gameband? https://www.amazon.com/Gameband-Minecraft-Large-pc/dp/B00RAB0J0S

i bought one when they first came out

[mellow zinc]

nope

although i do have a cubecraft band

2 infact

[eternal apex]

from minecon?

[mellow zinc]

insomnia

uk event

i didnt even know i had it until a couple weeks ago

[eternal apex]

wheres the au minecon at

[velvet crescent]

Still waiting for someone to start an interesting topic

[mellow zinc]

au minecon is good for what, 50 million people who live in aus and nz?

[eternal apex]

half