off-topic

[wary willow]

it's local

host

[uneven tree]

aww

[wary willow]

I can give you the entire website ... xD

[regal juniper]

I'm going through the history of my gradle file and it's pretty amusing to see what's changed over the years.

[uneven tree]

okay lol

[wary willow]

so you can laugh at how stupid it is

[regal juniper]

Apparently I added support for DiscordSRV and removed it 8 days later.

[uneven tree]

lol

[mellow zinc]

lol

[uneven tree]

apparently

yes blitz

[fringe sigil]

I like your bannersmc site glare

Especially since it's built with Spring

[mellow zinc]

yeah i actually made it

[regal juniper]

Thanks, Niall!

[fringe sigil]

Spring ftw

[fallow crow]

Spring is a wonderful thing

[wary willow]

I just have to change some things because my real contacts are there like my main email, phone number, facebook etc :))

[regal juniper]

I humor myself.

[fallow crow]

At least you're honest

[wary willow]

actually what am I talking about

I have a copy just with the game

[long summit]

Gotta love these commits

[jade oasis]

lmao half my commits are just

"idk wtf i changed but here"

i sometimes just forget to commit

and do it the next day

[fallow crow]

mine are usually just "changes"

[long summit]

BM the xp for lvl 15 is wrong

[mellow zinc]

ill go check it

[fallow crow]

is it?

[long summit]

The growth is kinda random

[mellow zinc]

it is ye

[fallow crow]

yeah I think it's exponential

[wary willow]

Kaliber so you don't get xp in #bot-commands ?

[long summit]

And yeah it's less than lvl 12 there xD

[fallow crow]

oh lol

let's have a look at that

[fringe sigil]

What are you guys doing?

[wary willow]

yeah looks like bot-commands doesn't give xp

[long summit]

I think it is yeah, though if that's the case there are a few wrong values in here

Because it increases and decreases

[fallow crow]

the underlined ones are the exact values

the rest are either estimates or from the leaderboard

[long summit]

Oh okok

So best one we have is between 21 and 27

[wary willow]

I think that cube just gives random xp and just increases the number per level

so it is just a random number per message

[fallow crow]

I feel like it's based on the length of the message

it should be

but testing that out would be even more painful than this is

[long summit]

I don't think it is

I tested earlier and got pretty random results

[fallow crow]

hmm

[wary willow]

hmm.. Waffle said it isn't..

[long summit]

two big messages one gave 45 other 6

[fallow crow]

that's an experiment for another time

[mellow zinc]

found it

[wary willow]

and I remember cube saying something about random

xp

[uneven tree]

It's based on time perhaps

[mellow zinc]

ye its random between 2 specific values

e.g 5 and 50

[wary willow]

yeah as Kaliber said

[fallow crow]

hmm

[wary willow]

and if you go up a level

[uneven tree]

I mean afaik there is no real random gens

[velvet crescent]

BM; have you figured it out?

[long summit]

From my tests it seems to be between 0 and 50

[wary willow]

maybe 7 57

[fallow crow]

figured the curve out? not yet

[long summit]

You can get 0

[wary willow]

oh so doesn't change per level?

[regal juniper]

That was a nice walk down memory lane. Saw a bunch of things I forgot I did.

[fallow crow]

we don't have all of the exact values yet so we can't really do any fancy maths

[drowsy canyon]

Brister, why does your rank have a ? in it? Too low or something?

[fringe sigil]

?

[drowsy canyon]

in the bot-commands pic

[fallow crow]

yeah I think if it's below like #500 then it's a ?

I think i've found something

I have a feeling it's quadratic

[drowsy canyon]

ahhh, ok, that would make sense

[fallow crow]

or cubic

the third difference seems to be 10 at low levels

[wary willow]

I've tried searching in history of cube messages but can't find it... 😦

[fallow crow]

guess we'll have to do it the hard way

https://img.bristermitten.me/20.25.04-2020.png seems to be turning out cubic

[wary willow]

I can confirm 100% that #bot-commands doesn't give xp

[fallow crow]

Yep

[wary willow]

No one needs help rn in #general-plugins or #general-plugins-2 so I could test if I get the same amount here as in there

[uneven tree]

maybe the xp is based on different random systems random times

[fallow crow]

Randomness seems like it would be more effort to make

[wary willow]

hmm

I'll keep searching for that message from cube

[fallow crow]

i think the xp value is random but i don't think any specific channels will give more or less

gl

[wary willow]

oh found it

https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/164523548390457355/708658616281989122

also he already said that we don't earn xp in #bot-commands

https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/339674158596358145/708658263973036144

[fallow crow]

well that narrows a few things down

now we just need to determine the curve

[wary willow]

also https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/164523548390457355/707977350712655903

[fallow crow]

I'm pretty confident that it's a cubic function

[wary willow]

https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/164523548390457355/696908615910686740

[fallow crow]

hmmm

we're getting somewhere here

[uneven tree]

it's prob a minute cooldown

and a value between 0-100 or smtng

[fallow crow]

According to matt it's 0-50

which makes sense, 100 would probably be too generous

[uneven tree]

yh

0-50 / min

[regal juniper]

Ooo

[mellow zinc]

ok i just wasted alot of this multi but i did it for science 😄

got some good data from like 2 months ago lmao

[fallow crow]

I have concluded that it is almost definitely a cubic function

nice nice

[mellow zinc]

bm, can u add a new cell for 44

im dumb as shit and will end up deleting it

[light scaffold]

done

going back on main now since there's no point

[mellow zinc]

ight ight

will be cool to have a whole sheet full of every single level

1-100

[light scaffold]

yeah it will be

and shouldn't be that hard after this

[mellow zinc]

indeed

ah, what a beautiful site

thanks odin for filling in 2 values

[wary willow]

ok so just got 40 xp from getting a right word in #chat-reaction

[mellow zinc]

multi

[light scaffold]

very kind

[mellow zinc]

so divide 9

[velvet crescent]

Ngl, we could just go randomly pinging people and getting all the levels that way :p

[light scaffold]

we could do lmao

but I think i just about have worked out the formula now

[fair island]

why's everyone trying to work out level's

[light scaffold]

to find out the formula

[fair island]

of?

[light scaffold]

the levels

[fair island]

ah my friend just flexed again 😐

He's gonna give away $2,000

#food

where is it

[light scaffold]

OK

I think i've got it

[fair island]

no you havent

[mellow zinc]

BARRY HAS BEEN FIGURED OUT

[light scaffold]

If my calculations are correct the nth term is 5/3 n^3 + 65.5n^2 + 578/99n + 80

[mellow zinc]

nasa hire us

[fair island]

holy shit alex

you really are a nerd

[mellow zinc]

yeah ok so its random

[fair island]

how did you even work such a thing out

[wary willow]

so chat-reaction seems to give between 40-70 I might be wrong tho

[light scaffold]

which in nice language is this

[mellow zinc]

divide 9

[light scaffold]

@fair island spreadsheets

however ima need to confirm that

[fair island]

i mean you nerd....

[wary willow]

I have no idea what that means

....

I am failing at math Xd

[light scaffold]

ok

that's wrong

but I know why

we don't have a value for level 1

[mellow zinc]

ANOTHER ALT

[light scaffold]

possibly

I have a suspicion it might be 0

[mellow zinc]

yeah

[velvet crescent]

KM ,-,

[light scaffold]

yes?

[fair island]

where's the alts coming from...?

[light scaffold]

discord accounts

[mellow zinc]

level 0 is just a means for ur first message, then ur entered into the database possibly

[velvet crescent]

What's with the random 2 + 80

[light scaffold]

hmm

oh yeah

meant to be ^2

that might be the problem

[velvet crescent]

See I'm a fucking genius

[drowsy canyon]

yeh, that is a significant different there - lol

[mellow zinc]

congrats frosty, u might not fail maths because of that

[light scaffold]

https://img.bristermitten.me/20.49.53-2020.png hmm

it's close

but not perfect

[fair island]

julia?

[velvet crescent]

Kali

[light scaffold]

yes

[mellow zinc]

hello

[velvet crescent]

I got an A in maths, fuck u mean

[fair island]

whos is that

[long summit]

God dammit julia

[light scaffold]

it's a language

[fair island]

who made it

[light scaffold]

quite nice since you can just paste in maths expressions

idk

[fair island]

someone here made it i swear

[velvet crescent]

Julia

[light scaffold]

no

[drowsy canyon]

if it was a cubic, that would stand true as n^3 then n^2 then n

[velvet crescent]

Du dum dum dum

[fair island]

you guys make too many languages to keep up with

[light scaffold]

julia is a very fast functional language not made by anybody in here

nobody here made julia lmao

[fair island]

me >:)

[mellow zinc]

not to ur knowledge anyway 🙃

what if i made it

[light scaffold]

https://julialang.org/

perhaps you did

[fair island]

why can't i hide the blocked messages....

[light scaffold]

but apparently it's faster than C so if you did that would be impressive

[fair island]

they're really pissing me off seeing 2 blocked messages

[light scaffold]

gonna cry?

[fair island]

no

its just annoying

[mellow zinc]

he gonna cry

oh look another blocked message !1!!!!1`1

and another !1!111

[velvet crescent]

Oh it's you that he's blocked

[light scaffold]

cool story bro

[fair island]

why did Julia balance a stick on a car?

[light scaffold]

?

[fair island]

https://julialang.org/assets/infra/cartpole.gif

[light scaffold]

probably because it's a physics problem

[wary willow]

I thought you are going to say a dad joke ..

[velvet crescent]

To show how fast the calculations are

[light scaffold]

that demonstrates the capabilities and speed

^

[velvet crescent]

That in itself is neat af

[light scaffold]

it's pretty impressive

https://img.bristermitten.me/20.53.43-2020.png -_-

the numbers say otherwise random website

[fair island]

this is it right?

[light scaffold]

Yes

It's quite a nice language really

Supports fancy symbols and is fast as hell

[fair island]

hm

i still need to sort out my stupid code f

[uneven tree]

km is it good w/ concurrency

[fair island]

Kotlin Mitten, can i do this w/g check in Kotlin?

[jade oasis]

opinions on branching out to roblox?

[mellow zinc]

bad decision

[light scaffold]

@fair island yes

[jade oasis]

How come kaliber?

[velvet crescent]

@jade oasis fuck no

[honest thistle]

✳️ Global Multiplier Expired!

The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

[jade oasis]

I heard there is lots of money in it

[mellow zinc]

bad game.

[light scaffold]

@uneven tree not sure tbh, not tried anything fancy with it

[velvet crescent]

Roblox doodoo

[wary willow]

Waffle spin again !!

[velvet crescent]

What's it written in btw?

[jade oasis]

Apparently people are making 10k-100k+ per month from it

[mellow zinc]

MR WOFFLE QUEEN WHERES 2ND MULTI

[jade oasis]

Lua

[light scaffold]

ew

[velvet crescent]

Similar concept as plugins or?

[fair island]

@light scaffold where would you find examples?

[jade oasis]

Nah you make games and sell items etc.

The items are sold for robux

and then robux can be traded for money

[velvet crescent]

Disgusting

[light scaffold]

@fair island it's pretty much the same as java. if you don't know how to do it in java using kotlin isn't going to help

[jade oasis]

There's more money in it than mc frosty

lmao

[velvet crescent]

Disgusting

[fair island]

I mean, i don't get why they overcomplex it tho lol

[light scaffold]

they don't

[jade oasis]

https://gyazo.com/097d1d611f690ea32db1203fada51342

[woven prairie]

Roblox is a cash haven, lol

[jade oasis]

https://gyazo.com/fe053a55be1d6435db284fbe4ddfd705

[fair island]

but why

honestly why

[jade oasis]

?

[velvet crescent]

Doing what tho Scholtes

[fair island]

why so much

[jade oasis]

Making games

[velvet crescent]

Scamming little kids?

[jade oasis]

No lol

[velvet crescent]

"games"

[light scaffold]

let's be honest we all make money from a block game it'd be hypocritical to say roblox devs are bad

[jade oasis]

Frosty, you're like odin with tiktok

[woven prairie]

The monetisation isn't trash like MC xD

[fair island]

tiktok is shit

[jade oasis]

hurr durr roblox is for kids

[fair island]

fucking shit

[velvet crescent]

Scholtes, you're about to tell me the game isn't meant for 5 year old kids?

[light scaffold]

i have a superiority complex and only play REAL games like minecraft 😎

[jade oasis]

It is

But you shouldn't trash on it

[velvet crescent]

Imma trash on you

[jade oasis]

Roblox is a cash haven like gian said

Hell, a couple years ago my brother bought tons of robux

[velvet crescent]

Still waiting for that cheque to arrive

[jade oasis]

He just kept spending and spending robux

[velvet crescent]

We can just pray hytale becomes pop again

Then we milk :))

[jade oasis]

Hytale won't make you money like roblox from what I can tell

Apparently Rust is also a big money maker

[velvet crescent]

I mean most games are tbh

[jade oasis]

I mean not really

[velvet crescent]

Just gotta capilize at right times

[naive agate]

LMAO

[jade oasis]

?

[naive agate]

"Hytale won't make you money like roblox"

[jade oasis]

It wont

What are you taking that makes you think that

[naive agate]

Thats why I laughed

that shit gonna release 2025

prob

Not even release just beta stage lmao

[jade oasis]

By the time I'm dead it wont release

[naive agate]

xD

[jade oasis]

oof this is gonna be awkward if i mess up tomorrow

[velvet crescent]

What's tommorrow?

[naive agate]

looking to start a public discord bot with someone :? I got a nice unique idea started the bot but never got to even half point

[jade oasis]

i have to present something in front of 500 people in zoom

it's a competition thing for the UN

[velvet crescent]

Present what?

[uneven tree]

@naive agate what lang?

[jade oasis]

And we have to present our proposal for something related to the UNSDG

[naive agate]

JS

[uneven tree]

thats my unlucky lang

[naive agate]

I can redo it on java

[jade oasis]

Competition started off with 115 teams all throughout Israel

[naive agate]

I dont like py bots

[jade oasis]

Now we're at 8 teams left

[uneven tree]

py is eww

[naive agate]

^^

[velvet crescent]

Damn Scholtes

[jade oasis]

and top 3 get to go to Rome in December

[uneven tree]

but sure JDA or Javacord

[naive agate]

JDA

[jade oasis]

Then in rome

we present our idea again

to more UN people

it's an international thing

[uneven tree]

Terfs dm me what's the main idea

[velvet crescent]

What's the idea? Total world domination?

[jade oasis]

yes obviously

I'll dm you the slide

[naive agate]

😉

[velvet crescent]

I'm off to sleep now

[uneven tree]

/time set day

[jade oasis]

i got a 37.5% chance to go to rome

if we all do good

[uneven tree]

what happens if not

[jade oasis]

then i dont

Though thats just if we all do equal stuff

so if other people mess up or have crap stuff

we just need to be better than 5 teams lol

[naive agate]

dmed @uneven tree

[jade oasis]

and we got the presentation nailed down

so it's just a case of making sure we can answer the questions

[regal juniper]

Are we ready for the next spin?

[mellow zinc]

INDEED

i was waiting for u 😄

[regal juniper]

This one is for @long summit

[mellow zinc]

go for it

[regal juniper]

=multi spin

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[mellow zinc]

ew

[regal juniper]

F

[mellow zinc]

get rid of that shit

out of my face

[uneven tree]

noob spinner

[light scaffold]

BOYS

I'VE DONE IT

[mellow zinc]

will have to force funnycube tomorrow to get the xp needed for level 59

what u got @light scaffold

has barry been cracked twice now

[light scaffold]

I believe this is the formula

if my calculations are correct

[mellow zinc]

if u believe so, see what u get when u put level 100 into it

thats possible right

[light scaffold]

yep

i've tested on level 2, 3,4 and 5 and it works

[mellow zinc]

😮

[light scaffold]

gonna put it in the google sheets

[sturdy bobcat]

okay this is gonna be odd

but i feel like updating a server from 1.8 to 1.15.2

[light scaffold]

good

[sturdy bobcat]

aka fixing a bunch of bugs on a server

[mellow zinc]

just gotta fix up some of the numbers in the mid 40s and then well find the data for 58 whoever is next to reach level 57 as aboody and fc didnt run xp/lvl command then

[light scaffold]

holy shit

i think we've got it

it's 1 level out

but it works

[mellow zinc]

holy shit

[light scaffold]

well done everyone

[mellow zinc]

this is epic

[light scaffold]

@muted fern can you confirm

[mellow zinc]

and do =xp while ur at it ^

just incase its wrong 😄

[light scaffold]

a few values seem to be out

but that might just be bad calculations

[mellow zinc]

it just seems misaligned to me

[light scaffold]

yeah i think it might be

i had to ignore level 1

[mellow zinc]

these first 15 levels are all correct i believe

[light scaffold]

since all the =xp before you reach it says you're on 0XP

[mellow zinc]

ah

and then thatll fuck it all up 😛

[light scaffold]

just tested for level 42 and it works

although it's misaligned

[mellow zinc]

pog

[light scaffold]

well boys

we did it

[mellow zinc]

level 100 👀

[light scaffold]

https://img.bristermitten.me/21.25.05-2020.png

frosty might have been right

that's 18,991,500 xp

[mellow zinc]

holy fuckeroo

wait

[light scaffold]

the spreadsheet seems to disagree

🤔

[mellow zinc]

the numbers are the same tho

is e6 20 mil or 2 mil?

i reckon uve added an extra 0 by accident idk

[light scaffold]

hm possibly

[mellow zinc]

1,899,150

[light scaffold]

e6 is 6 0s

so 1 million

[mellow zinc]

thats the answer then right

1.8 mil

[light scaffold]

it seems to go kinda out of sync

but yes

[mellow zinc]

this is the biggest feat in helpchat history

epic.

[light scaffold]

there I fixed it I think

and yes

we've done something very special

[mellow zinc]

@muted fern L u cant hide barrys secrets from us

L

[light scaffold]

we're too good

[mellow zinc]

this man gonna wake up and be so confused about weve done

[light scaffold]

ahaha

honestly this is pretty impressive considering

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ObAF12TzMvXIBgpLoUmj26JFqCHAvQ576mz20OMdlt0/edit?usp=sharing just gonna drop the link here so it can get pinned

[mellow zinc]

ig everything else in that spreadsheet can be deleted

just keep the highlighted and the formula

incase there are levels above 100 👀

[light scaffold]

nah I'll keep it

you gotta show your working

[mellow zinc]

hmm this is true

u can get 100% on that math exam without the working out

[light scaffold]

precisely

well

sometimes

[mellow zinc]

absolute genius u are bm

[light scaffold]

😎

it was a group effort though

[mellow zinc]

of course

[light scaffold]

i just did the maths

[mellow zinc]

the main part xd

[light scaffold]

true lol

although that was the quickest part

collecting all the xp and stuff took the most time

[mellow zinc]

hey glare

can we get an honoury reward

like

another multi

[light scaffold]

good idea

permanent x10 multi for everyone involved

[mellow zinc]

yes 😄

[sturdy bobcat]

so

if i can't upgrade my pc for my birthday

there's going to be riot and blood

[mellow zinc]

o no

[sturdy bobcat]

[long summit]

Damn I am bad luck

[woven prairie]

https://twitter.com/clrxbl/status/1265380294183604225 hmmm

Michael (@clrxbl)

heads up, potential vulnerability in older Ghost versions potentially related to "knex migration lock" which can let an attacker temporarily disable your website, might want to update for anyone who's a bit outdated

Twitter

[naive agate]

;o

[mellow zinc]

man i cant wait for fc to wake up just to say were wrong

even tho he knows were right

[light scaffold]

we are almost definitely right

[arctic raptor]

Lmao

Classic

[mellow zinc]

9 more minutes of multi wew

[pure bane]

No

[mellow zinc]

:o

no what 👀

[pure bane]

No multi

[light scaffold]

😢

[mellow zinc]

🙁

but.

[pure bane]

=multi spin

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[mellow zinc]

o

[light scaffold]

😮

[wary willow]

oh look who is here

[mellow zinc]

well then

lets go boys

who else contributed to the spreadsheet

for finding the xp required and putting it in

[light scaffold]

Quite a lot of people iirc

[pure bane]

Who else is playing

[fringe sigil]

What is that

[mellow zinc]

whats that

dungeons?

[pure bane]

Ya

Just started

[light scaffold]

Blitz, Matt, glare, cobrex, a few others

[wary willow]

who has money for dungeons? not me ...

[mellow zinc]

wew

[wary willow]

what do you want from me?

[light scaffold]

Nothing

But you helped getting the XP

[wary willow]

oh

[pure bane]

Bruh this the cheapest game i have bought in a while

[mellow zinc]

we all get 10x perm multi then right

[wary willow]

I just saw the message above

[pure bane]

It’s worth $20

[light scaffold]

We'd better

[mellow zinc]

just think

[arctic raptor]

7x?

Bet

[mellow zinc]

if we had a perm 10x. wed already be level 100

[pure bane]

=multi spin

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[mellow zinc]

or close to

[light scaffold]

uh oh

[arctic raptor]

Srsly

[light scaffold]

e

[mellow zinc]

nooooo

[arctic raptor]

He just lowered it

[light scaffold]

rip

[arctic raptor]

Bum

[mellow zinc]

welp.

a multi is still a multi

[pure bane]

=multi 0

[honest thistle]

✳️ XP Multiplier!

Set Global Multiplier to x0!

[mellow zinc]

and its not as stinky as 2x

[light scaffold]

😭

[mellow zinc]

o

we just got pranked

[arctic raptor]

Bruh

[honest thistle]

✳️ Global Multiplier Expired!

The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

[pure bane]

=multi 10

[honest thistle]

✳️ XP Multiplier!

Set Global Multiplier to x10!

[pure bane]

=multi 0

[honest thistle]

✳️ XP Multiplier!

Set Global Multiplier to x0!

[pure bane]

=multi 1

[honest thistle]

✳️ XP Multiplier!

Set Global Multiplier to x1!

[mellow zinc]

lets gooi

nvm

i quite preferred the 10x tbh

[light scaffold]

likewise

can we have that back

[mellow zinc]

this ^

[lofty void]

👀 Hi clip

So you are still alive xD. Haven’t seen you for a few days

[pure bane]

Sorry man getting back into the work grind

[lofty void]

Ooh yeah, you’re back at work now?

Rough dude

[pure bane]

And been doing some shit around the house

I have to find the balance

[lofty void]

Oh yeah absolutely.

[mellow zinc]

rip to the autosell dream

[pure bane]

Nah I’m just trying to adjust back to life before no work all night

[lofty void]

Weeeellll, when you do find that balance - and I don’t mean to nag xD - could you check out the bugs I reported? 😉 mainly the one about placeholders being parsed before any actions are performed? It’s standing in the way of me finishing this menu that’ll be featured on test plugins.
WHEN you have time, of course.

[pure bane]

I’ll make time this week

[lofty void]

Dope 🙏

[fallow crow]

😁

[mellow zinc]

wew

[pure bane]

Just want to share my new schedule:

22:50 to 09:00 work
09:00 to 17:00 take care of the kids
6 hours give or take of sleep depending if I want to eat dinner

Time in est

So my free time is not really free

[lofty void]

Yikes

Just pump out some sexy premium plugins, make bank, and quit 😉

[mellow zinc]

xd

who needs a proper job when u got minecraft

[lofty void]

Eeeexactly xD

[fallow crow]

Pancakes > all

[pure bane]

Who needs a proper job when you have bills lmao

[lofty void]

Exactly..!

[fair island]

just tell them you're not paying them. simple they'll be cool with that.

[pure bane]

Yeah that’ll work out great

U have a place I can pitch my tent and setup the grill

[fair island]

what could go wrong lol

[fallow crow]

https://media.tenor.com/images/95a823f907afe17f6a1a6cb12a8cf341/tenor.gif

[fair island]

i mean i'm in uk so

🤷‍♂️

[fallow crow]

https://media.tenor.com/images/e1dadcb6aa0ff466394489c7f2d820d2/tenor.gif

[fair island]

I got 2 BBQ's setup already

[lofty void]

U have a place I can pitch my tent and setup the grill
@pure bane mate, I got you. My balcony will be perfect for ya

[pure bane]

I mean.. you can pay these bills for me if u want

[fair island]

ok sure

;D

[fallow crow]

💸

[fair island]

if you make more plugins, i'll buy the plugins and pay your bills 👀

[mellow zinc]

make a premium hello world plugin

itll take u 5 minutes. sell for $50

[fallow crow]

If someone would pass me some bills btw 👀

[mellow zinc]

ez money

[fallow crow]

https://media.tenor.com/images/5a1a5012fc7455e43c6dc8c01ba79930/tenor.gif

[pure bane]

And I’m steady losing money lol

[fallow crow]

This is clip with all its premium plugins 👀

https://media.tenor.com/images/8d83c32527c55bdf5226374b1698c5f1/tenor.gif

[fair island]

on hold??

[mellow zinc]

[wary willow]

@pure bane delete

I can see everything

...

[fallow crow]

Same..

[mellow zinc]

😂😂

[pure bane]

How

[wary willow]

leaked xD

[mellow zinc]

he tried to hide it

[pure bane]

Fuck it

[mellow zinc]

its not full black

[fallow crow]

"tried"

[pure bane]

I was trying to be nice

Roast for no patience

[fallow crow]

X)

https://media.tenor.com/images/df179db55ea2546a5912df3dc2124b3e/tenor.gif

[mellow zinc]

cursed image

[fallow crow]

PayPal is cursed.

[pure bane]

This is like a normal thing

So no big deal

[fallow crow]

Got banned because of sending 0.5$ with my credit card to a friend

[mellow zinc]

rip

[fallow crow]

"Testing card is not allowed"

[mellow zinc]

sucks people have to chargeback

[pure bane]

My wife can’t have a PayPal account

[wary willow]

?

[pure bane]

Because of so many chargebacks

I used to use her account for Minecraft transactions

[fallow crow]

Shit..

Yeah PayPal is blocking account with too much chargeback

[pure bane]

Never did anything that was not legit

[fallow crow]

I never chargebacked a plugin

Its PayPal rules

They were updated not long ago

[mellow zinc]

will they not unban her?

[fallow crow]

Try to find a time to read at it

You will laugh so much

When paypal ban

Its not unbannable

Cuz PayPal sucks

[pure bane]

No we called and spoke to them

[mellow zinc]

thought so

[pure bane]

They legit won’t even tell exactly why she was banned

[mellow zinc]

😂😂

thats a yikes

[pure bane]

All I have ever used PayPal for regarding incoming funds is Minecraft related

Either server store stuff or plugins

Never scammed anyone

[fallow crow]

Bruh

PayPal is a total scame

[magic summit]

GG whatever is used to display the plugin's name

[naive agate]

xD

[magic summit]

"Hey did you hear of the plugin New? It's New"

[mellow zinc]

oh wow sounds pretty new

[honest thistle]

✳️ Global Multiplier Expired!

The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

[mellow zinc]

reeeee

tbf weve had like 5 hours of multi today so thats pretty cool

[boreal escarp]

=profile

[honest thistle]

Get more info about the badges with =badges

[boreal escarp]

since when are you a booster @mellow zinc

[mellow zinc]

since today

[honest thistle]

✳️ Global Multiplier Expired!

The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

[sturdy bobcat]

shut up

[mellow zinc]

thats not nice

[boreal escarp]

not bad nerd

i've raised you right at least

( xd ❤️ )

[mellow zinc]

thanks 🙂

[jade oasis]

i remember the good days

[boreal escarp]

proud of you kalibear

[sturdy bobcat]

i dont like you kali

[jade oasis]

when frosty wasnt in the server

[mellow zinc]

i dont like u either

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sturdy bobcat]

good

[mellow zinc]

ecksdee

[jade oasis]

when frosty wasnt in the server
its gone downhill ever since he joined

[mellow zinc]

but today we rose back up

with the discovery of the xp formula

[boreal escarp]

28/30 😮

[jade oasis]

thats like

totally useless

why would you

it literally tells you how much u have left

why even bother

[mellow zinc]

no

shut up

this is a great feat in the history of helpchat

[pure bane]

U guys don’t know the formula

[mellow zinc]

and humanity as a whole

i would disagree

[jade oasis]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[pure bane]

U didn’t even account that every char has a unique value

[mellow zinc]

as we have hard proof of this formula

[jade oasis]

Post the formula

clip

[pure bane]

And the string length is what calculates it

[light scaffold]

we know the formula for levels

[jade oasis]

write the formula out with meat

[mellow zinc]

ah yes thats it

the level formula

not xp

MY BAD

[jade oasis]

even more useless

[mellow zinc]

but the xp formula would be nice too 👀

[jade oasis]

u will have to choose

[pure bane]

Who cares about levels when the xp is what makes the level

[mellow zinc]

another experiment tomorrow @light scaffold ?

[jade oasis]

#food or xp formula

[light scaffold]

@mellow zinc absolutely

[mellow zinc]

food

as were gonna work out the formula

so we get both

[light scaffold]

easily

[mellow zinc]

haha

[jade oasis]

watch clip change it

[light scaffold]

just send like "hhhhhh"

[pure bane]

U don’t know how much xp a vowel gives

[boreal escarp]

U didn’t even account that every char has a unique value
@pure bane ye fc it's too lazy to do that xd

[light scaffold]

vowel will probably be like 2

consanant 3 maybe

[jade oasis]

aaaaaaaaaaa

ez lvl

[mellow zinc]

x = 100xp

[pure bane]

U don’t even account for non English words

[jade oasis]

knowing fc its probably like every 3 messages 2 xp

[light scaffold]

is it like scrabble

[mellow zinc]

[light scaffold]

the uncommon letters give more xp

zebra xylophone x-ray ypres

[pure bane]

The more you know the more you grow

[jade oasis]

i hope u remember this is funnycube it cant be that complex

[mellow zinc]

so tell us

this is why im 4 foot

i need knowledge

of the xp formula

6 foot incoming

[light scaffold]

can't argue with that logic

[pure bane]

I haven’t seen the code so I’m with you

[jade oasis]

how tf u all so active

[pure bane]

😂😂

[jade oasis]

i have been here since the discord started

[mellow zinc]

lmao

[jade oasis]

and im tier 3 lol

[mellow zinc]

ur just bad

[pure bane]

Pretty sure it’s just checking the char length

[light scaffold]

anything fancier than that would just be effort

[jade oasis]

clip i say we go back to the skype group

[pure bane]

Then comparing it to the dictionary to find valid words

[mellow zinc]

seems like effort tho

[light scaffold]

alors si on dit quelquechose comme ca, pas d'xp?

hm

[pure bane]

Then applying the xp based on if the sentence makes sense in English

[mellow zinc]

0 xp right there ^

[light scaffold]

that sounds very fancy

[fair island]

1 Blocked Message

I wish discord hid those :|

[light scaffold]

what do you hope to achieve by reminding everyone that you blocked someone

[light scaffold]

lmao

[jade oasis]

for odin

[mellow zinc]

😂😂😂😂😂

[fair island]

Tbh, idc what people think you all hate me so no point even caring of your opinions

[mellow zinc]

scholtes. dont piss him off. u might get blocked

[fair island]

🙂

[jade oasis]

oh shit yeah

thats horrible

[light scaffold]

if you don't want people to dislike you then be a likable person

reminding everyone that you blocked someone is not a good way to do that

[fair island]

I wish I didn't see the blocked message it pisses me off

[light scaffold]

then unblock them or ignore it

[jade oasis]

my 10 messages a week will for sure be a good reason to block me

[fair island]

I mean the block system obviously doesn't work that well for discord does it

[pure bane]

I heard you can get 10k xp just for saying this phrase

"How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!" ~ Dr. Seuss

[fair island]

this phrase

[light scaffold]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[jade oasis]

"How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!" ~ Dr. Seuss

[fair island]

Where's my 10k xp

[mellow zinc]

"How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!" ~ Dr. Seuss

[fair island]

"How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!" ~ Dr. Seuss

[jade oasis]

ez

[light scaffold]

hold up

[wary willow]

"How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!" ~ Dr. Seuss

lies

[light scaffold]

you're querying a dictionary api for every single word that gets sent?

[jade oasis]

cya all at lvl 10 boys

[light scaffold]

how tf are you not ratelimited

[wary willow]

deceptions

[fair island]

how tf are you not ratelimited
@light scaffold magic

[pure bane]

We cache the entire dictionary ez

[light scaffold]

lmao

[fair island]

Cache the whole world

[light scaffold]

the entire 5000 pages in memory

[fair island]

Damn that's a good idea actually

[mellow zinc]

[jade oasis]

what will it take to ban frosty

[fair island]

^

[light scaffold]

nooo

don't ban frosty

[fair island]

Ban frosty

[jade oasis]

quiet

[fair island]

Always blame frosty

[jade oasis]

mhm

[pure bane]

Ok ok I have a legit solution

[mellow zinc]

ban scholtes

[jade oasis]

no ive suffered enough

[light scaffold]

ban everyone below tier 5

[fair island]

ban odin

[mellow zinc]

YES

[pure bane]

First one to send me $50 gets the pleasure of banning frosty yourself

[wary willow]

Ban Kotlin Mitten

[jade oasis]

ive had to be in the same discord as frosty for at least 2 years

[fair island]

What your pp

[light scaffold]

@wary willow absolutely not

[pure bane]

Lol

[mellow zinc]

ive already sent u $50 LMAOOO

[wary willow]

:))))

[mellow zinc]

in plugins

[jade oasis]

ive sent u $50 in plugins

[light scaffold]

counter offer

[fair island]

Same

[light scaffold]

ban frosty

or don't

[mellow zinc]

now. let me ban frosty

[wary willow]

why not pay me 50$ and don't ban frosty

[light scaffold]

toss a coin or something

[pure bane]

Let’s just get @muted fern to add a vote ban based on the amount of people in the discord

[light scaffold]

yes

good idea

[regal juniper]

=multi

[honest thistle]

Your XP Multiplier:

[light scaffold]

=voteban Sxtanna

[regal juniper]

Rip no one boosted

[mellow zinc]

2 people need to say yes

[jade oasis]

its crazy to think most people in this discord have sent you money clip

[pure bane]

If more than 2% vote to ban we do it

[fair island]

Either 1 has to go choose smartly

• Kotlin
• Frosty
  Take your time on choosing

[light scaffold]

frosty

[jade oasis]

frosty

[pure bane]

Kotlin

[light scaffold]

UHHH

BIG MISTAKE

[regal juniper]

He's just scared of what he doesn't understand.

[jade oasis]

I vote glare

[light scaffold]

precisely

[mellow zinc]

lmao

[light scaffold]

must be sad

thinking that java > kotlin

[fair island]

Ctrl alt shift l

[light scaffold]

poor guys

[fair island]

Wait no

[pure bane]

Yeah ur right let’s get glare out of here

[regal juniper]

Yikes

[mellow zinc]

maybe i should start learning kotlin 🤔

[fair island]

Ctrl alt shift k

[jade oasis]

Glare has scammed us all

"waffle king"

[light scaffold]

@mellow zinc very good idea

do it

now

[fair island]

Everyone should learn kotlin

[jade oasis]

havent seen any waffles from you

[mellow zinc]

ok

[light scaffold]

yay

[mellow zinc]

u said u would give me lessons for $5

[light scaffold]

did i

[mellow zinc]

1 to 1

[fair island]

Kotlin or skript make your choice Wisley

[mellow zinc]

YES

[light scaffold]

hm

[regal juniper]

I bought more waffles today actually.

[light scaffold]

ok

[fair island]

Alex I make better offer

[light scaffold]

val x = 3``` this is a variable

[jade oasis]

night lads wish me luck for tomorrow

[fair island]

$7.50

[mellow zinc]

ok

[light scaffold]

gn and gl

[pure bane]

I’d rather code in skript

[mellow zinc]

ok. thanks !!!

[light scaffold]

that's it

lesson complete

[mellow zinc]

$5 on ur way sir

wait no

this wasnt 1 to 1

[light scaffold]

yes it was

[fair island]

Yes it was

[mellow zinc]

this was 6k to 1

[light scaffold]

no

[fair island]

We're not here

[light scaffold]

those people were eavesdropping

[fair island]

We're illusions

[light scaffold]

they're not supposed to be here

[mellow zinc]

hmm

sounds about right

ok ill pay up 🙁

[light scaffold]

therefore

[fair island]

Alex is playing with your mind

[light scaffold]

i'll take that $5 now

[mellow zinc]

i wanted to scam u

[regal juniper]

Just spent the past few hours learning ORM in SQL, so far, I understand it

[light scaffold]

ORM is very cool

[pure bane]

So in kotlin

[long summit]

To the KORM fields

[fair island]

I wrote my own version of sql today

[light scaffold]

Welcome to the KORM fields

such a touching quote

[fair island]

Alex I told you we have a big problem right

[pure bane]

What happens when I define val number = 1 and then I attempt to cast it as something else

[light scaffold]

idk

maybe

[fair island]

I corrupted all the nbt

[light scaffold]

@pure bane depends what you cast it to

[regal juniper]

If I can understand this all well enough, I might write SQL for VoteParty.

[light scaffold]

ooo

[mellow zinc]

[fair island]

Give me vote party I'll fix it

[light scaffold]

i don't own voteparty but that could be cool

[fair island]

Add me to buyers list

[pure bane]

Give me voteparty

[fair island]

It's os

[light scaffold]

wouldn't it just store a vote count?

[pure bane]

Sad I’m not even in the buyers list

[regal juniper]

Well it would store users, their votes, and uh

Yeah you are clip

[mellow zinc]

lmao

[light scaffold]

fancy stuff

[regal juniper]

It keeps you in the buyers list when you transfer a resource

[fair island]

I'd gift you vote party but spigot doesn't allow you to do it

Imagine plugin gifting on spigot what a genius idea 👀

[light scaffold]

i'll gift you my hello world plugin

[wary willow]

anyone has an auto role bot to recommend? I know there are hundreds out there but idk which one to chose xD

[regal juniper]

Actually wtf

It doesn't

[pure bane]

O ya

[regal juniper]

LMAO

[fair island]

Wot

[regal juniper]

I could've sworn it did.

When clip transferred it, it didn't add him to the buyers list.

[fair island]

Am I on the buyers list

[mellow zinc]

blitz. barry

[regal juniper]

Enjoy, clip.

[mellow zinc]

[regal juniper]

Refresh

That notification count tho

[pure bane]

Fuck 2.4 mb

[mellow zinc]

😂😂😂

[long summit]

The notifications damn

[pure bane]

That’s kotlin for ya

[light scaffold]

is that the kotlin lib

[mellow zinc]

ya

[fair island]

Glare, am I on the buyers list btw

[light scaffold]

yay

[regal juniper]

Idk

Check it yourself

[mellow zinc]

the old vp was only like a couple hundred kb

[fair island]

I can't

[long summit]

If only MD would shade Kotlin into Spigot already smh

[regal juniper]

Rip

[fair island]

I don't know my login details

[pure bane]

Bruh u think that is a lot

[regal juniper]

Well, the new VP has my config lib, acf, kyori for the json

And adapters for the particles

[fair island]

Yikes

[pure bane]

These notifications aren’t shit compared to when cube helped me clear the last round

[mellow zinc]

and its worth it 👌

[fair island]

Where is cube, he should be giving me free stuff

[regal juniper]

The only issue is, if I use the library I want to for MySQL, it's going to send me over the jar size limit.

So I might have to go raw with Hikari.

[fair island]

Hey @light scaffold i have a cool idea.

[mellow zinc]

whats the limit?

[light scaffold]

are spigot plugins allowed to do runtime dependency downloading?

[pure bane]

Bruh use idb

[light scaffold]

@fair island let's hear it

[regal juniper]

Yeah they can.

[light scaffold]

could do that then

[fair island]

So, who's been buying you nitro?

[regal juniper]

Oh yeah, I can use IDB because I don't have anything currently in this.

[light scaffold]

you

[regal juniper]

Yeah, I do runtime for database stuff in Guilds.

[fair island]

Your turn to buy me nitro 🤔

[pure bane]

Idb is so good

[light scaffold]

no money

can't afford

[fair island]

I'm paying out $200 a month in nitro lol

[light scaffold]

excuse me

[pure bane]

Stop boosting shit servers