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lmao
NEVER happened
dmca works on copyright
the government must have paid the newspapers!
@light scaffold OMG
DMCA your personal data that you agreed to have collected in the terms and conditions
"tank topped bum boys"
Boris spoke his mind
lmao
I would literally die laughing
End of
If someone said that to my face
Odin, if you're data is being collected by China you really think they'll delete it
Thats good shit
Yes
What are you smoking
Dmca
bro lets dmca china
@fair island the fact that he spoke his mind is irrelevant, it's the fact that by the things he is saying he is irrevocably not a good person
copystrike china
that'll do it
by owning companies?
Let me try changing the subject by posting this monstrosity
I'll smoke what odin is smoking if it makes me delusional
Matt, that code mess is worse than the mess we're in fighting against parliament
???
It's awful
fighting against parliament
Yes
fighting against the people that we elected
I mean at least if I live in America they won't sell my data
They rigged the votes
you think the americans don't sell your data??
You dont think US companies sell your data??
Yes
odin
Thats literally Google's entire business model?
LMAO
LMFAO
that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard
They're safer out there
I think you should get some sleep, wake up and then realise how much of an idiot you are being
Odin is usually always this level of idiot
i have a nasty feeling this is permanent
like
what world are you living in which us companies don't sell your data
Oh I know how much of an idiot people are not believing in the truth what I'm trying to wake you all up to
🙂
how do you think google is free?
Everyone has your data, who cares lol
i feel like you could be a flat earther
this is laughable
Alex is a flat earther dw
Google generated about £17.26 billion in revenue last year. The vast majority of that revenue, well over 95%, comes from advertising via its search engine and its AdSense program, which places ads on millions of websites
A staggering $24.1 billion of Google's $27.77 billion revenue for Q3 2018 was from advertising – roughly a 22% increase from $19.8 billion in Q3 2017.
oh
dammit alex
thank god those US companies don't sell data
LOL
earth is a rhombus
ha
We all know this is the true eath
earth is actually a parallelogram
@light scaffold you believe in flat Earth don't you
Well clearly the earth is flat
because unlike some people I am not deluded
smile
Earth is triangle?
lmao
can't argue with that
you sure about that
earth is clearly an octagon
technically that's a circle
If it was flat it'll be stretched out alot more
No earth is a triangle
If it was flat we couldn't have daylight cycles
If it was flat we wouldn't have the tap water going different ways
see the issue here isnt that you believe brister is a flat earther
Wow Alex
¯_(ツ)_/¯
its that you are trying to convince him its not flat
Earth is an egg
egg
Daylight cycles happen to spheres not a flat surface
if earth is flat how do daylight sensors work
Obviously the sun goes below us at night
smh
ya big stupid head
Imagine not knowing how the sun works
Technically, if were being completely real
The sun isnt real
Its a projection
it goes down and heats up the part where the evil lizard people live
Well the daylight sensor works on minecraft and the world is flat!
its a paid actor
@long summit oh shit
@long summit OMG
so
Odin explain that
could it be that the sun just goes out of render distance?
Oh yeah didn't think about that huh!
ladies and gentlemen we have finally exposed the mysteries of the universe
damn thats actually insane wtf
my iq is currently quickly rising up to the millions
Well the daylight sensor works on minecraft and the world is flat!
we've done it
ye
clearly
Our brains right now
we've proven it using FACTS and LOGIC
theres a flatworld option lol
⏸️
⏸️
⏯️
ffs
that was not worth the pause
Honestly, he's one of my heroes
Flat world keeps the flat Earth snowflakes in shut up mode
And THATS saying something
Because they're so dumb they need their own mode to prove it
bro i thought the creator of kotlin was ur hero or smth
he's probably in the top 10
lmao
SMP going well..
"hes my dad"
ngl I would give my life to boost Jetbrains' stock value
I have 3 heroes, NDT, Alan Turing, and Elon Musk.
tesla op
elon musk do be kinda dumb recently
Bruh, he's literally Iron Man
I'd rather use TikTok than believe earth is flat
he's lowkey an idiot
Say what you want about him, but still.
i think hes having a midlife crisis
definitely is
but he posts dank memes so he's good!!!!!!
@untold hearth i thought he was cool but he's said some fucked up shit
bro he doesnt make rockets
rocket bad
he pays for them
nah he makes them in his garage
lmao
@light scaffold what did he call those people who saved the kids from the cave
He also pays the people who actually do the work as tesla
But you said he made a sick car
Sooooo your logic?
paedos
he told people to make a sick car but he do be kinda dumb though
@untold hearth you still think he's cool after that??
Odin
You think I'm unaware of what he said?
@untold hearth singe faire (just realised what you said)
what did boris say about gays
You gotta admit, a tesla model X is fucking sleek
Yes
elon posts some really informative stuff while posting memes. its a definitely worth a follow. but yea he is quite the idiot sometimes
Then you really are an idiot.
I don't know @jade oasis
he is my idol because he likes dank memes so he is a down to earth guy
I can look up to someone without having to agree with every fucking thing they say and do
X Æ A-12
as a businessman he is impressive
Since when am i an idiot
as a person not so much
Like you then sx
lmao
@light scaffold thank you for realizing what I said
@untold hearth i guess you not looked in a mirror lately
There are many MAY people who would 100% disagree with you on that Odin
You have no right to bare that name
Change it.
LOL
Who
UntouchedFrigga
Dont go telling people that they're dumb for liking someone that said something dumb and then you go and do the same thing
I mean... my language approaches the right to be named Odin WAY more than you as a human do
lmfao
Brodin
idk if anything the name Odin should be reserved for the man himself
i have to wake up in 5 hours fucksake
I got my name like 12 years before you made your language so you can change your language name before I changed mine.
cya
gn
named untouchedodin as his data is untouched by companies and governments <o/
Gn
I didn't name myself this. It was given to me.
Brister Mitten is a cool name tho
Did you just claim a 12 year residence over the name of a figure from mythology?
Yes
Brister Mitten is a spectacular name
Indeed it is
so much emotion conveyed in just 2 words😩
@untold hearth on the topic have you watched Ragnarok?
well yes
That's why KM is the ultimate name
Or Java
Yeah not so much
Or Skript
obviously

Nice
No no
Every
I mean the Netflix show
Ragnarok and Infinity war are probably my fav ones
Did you see that part in end game sx
Watching first episode rn it's pretty good
The one thats not in english?
It's dubbed
We can talk about end game right
Yes
Thor Ragnarok is high-key the best movie
There's no people who've not seen it
Do you like desdpool Alex
I fucking love that show
Desdpool*
Desdpool is decent
Don't
Nice one
Sufoccofecg
nice one
I don't think it's as good as everyone says it is though
Autocorredt*
ur off it
Ye I give up on that attempt
restart
Restarting in 3, 2, 1...
Hola
Lmao
Who
sx parlons en français donc les autres ne savent pas ce qui on dit
i understood that.
it peux utlitise google translate
Kaliber
darn
I can't god damn stop
how did i forget that!
YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME
has anyone watched the 4th one
Im playing minecraft story mode on netflix
On release night
why
WHY TF NOT
Minecraft story mode is the biggest pile of trash to ever walk this earth
LOL
Alex that's wrong
I cant wait to be disappointed with dungeons
Skript is the biggest pile of trash
You say that
philza was playing it on stream today
But skript actually achieves something
early access or some shit
More than I'll ever achieve
And controversial skript actually isn't bad for its intended use
:'(
ew skript
@mellow zinc im still singing it btw
intriguing
Oh no
Most people hate on skript because
A) it's kinda slow
B) it makes Java developers feel insecure that they're being showed up with something that doesn't take years to learn
for an ordinary person who doesn't want to dedicate time to learning java and wants a few small commands skript is perfect
agreed
It's got deluxe in the name so it must be good ig
Imagine bm not releasing premium plugins
I mean... its a clip plugin so it MUST be good
Imagine bm having ideas for premium plugins
well.
idk the AutoSell API is kinda wack
Btw, I know how much you guys "love" how bad my code quality can be with spigot plugins
So I'm gonna up my level and make a java game >:)
?autosellapi
Here you can find the API to hook into Clip's plugin AutoSell, which was made by vk2gpz - https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/62935/
Please do not contact Clip for help with this particular resource.
Java games are kinda easy
"can be" implies theres an alternative situation where it isn't bad
That is simply not the case
lmfao
k&r?
I'll write an ai
Then let the ai make the game
They would be intresting to see what it comes up with ngl
That doesn't sound practical
But it'll be funny tho
How would you train the AI
Github code
Training one to write valid Java alone would take days
good luck.
Let alone valid LWJGL code
Do you use a farm Alex
Hm
I've got multiple servers running outside
It's always cold af in UK so leave the severs outside to keep them cool lol
always cold
bruh
it was like 26 degrees the other day
I was wearing a coat to get my takeaway today
26 degrees celsius that is
i believe it was 28 for me too
dialogflow is kinda fire
farrenheight 
Most days I wear a coat to go out
Farencrap
It's so fucking cold all the time
Feels normal to me
good morning thien
Oh well gm 👀
@untold hearth any Google cloud stuff is 100% fire
I wish we could get hotter days
gLoBaL wArMiNg
Well, from 9am and above here, it's already on max 35°C
Where I wanna live it'll be 134f most of the time
Yikes
That's like from Jan to now
sorry convert that to celcius please
imagine using the imperial system unironically
i do not understand this nonsense
56
???
56 degrees
56 celcius is like death valley
@light scaffold Have we spoken about POI?
Exactly
I feel like it was you I spoke to about it
That's where I wanna live
death valley
Lol
what's poi sx?
yes but living there
Person Of Interest
You can meet the demon there
Great show
oh possibly
Its on Netflix
I've heard of it but not seen it
||which is hell||
I would dream to live there Alex
u guys should watch this show on tv about tent city prison in Arizona
Will add to the list
omg its mad
I'd either live there or miami
Or here
i cant remember what channel it was on, but it was crazy
🤷
I'd have to convince the other half to live in miami tho
This conversation is fluctuating a lot
Yes
Miami is fucking trash
Miami is full of insane people
good
whats good in miami?
it has heat and crocodiles
I've been there I really enjoyed it apart from the food poisoning
DAMN THATS CRAZY
sounds kinda mediocre at best
whats good in miami?
@mellow zinc you get to move around on speed boats, it's warm, the girls are fit
Foods nice
wOw
Etc
Literally everywhere else in florida is better than Miami
How come
Which is honestly not a very high bar to get over
I've seen miami for myself and I really enjoyed it
As someone who lives at a popular tourist attraction the tourist perspective has some pretty rose tinted lenses
peak?
peak
Peak
i think peak
It's normal
what do u do at 6am 👀
Do you just get used to it?
I even stand 36°C during Corona pandemic
As someone who lives at a popular tourist attraction the tourist perspective has some pretty rose tinted lenses
@light scaffold you don't live at a tourist spot?
Oh?
Do
where
@mellow zinc i can't sleep more 😅
🙄
Alex always sends me pictures of tesco
Already have to turn the fan on as soon as I woke up
Well one picture
wat
Wot
LMFAO
Tesco..
It's fine
do u know what tesco is
gave his life to save humanity
You get Wall-mart
Catherine Tate
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Oh yeah lmao
Imagine naming a shop after a part of a building lmfao
AINT IT UGLEH
Walmart is hella weird
Catherine Tate is quite possibly one of the best people on the planet
where
@light scaffold 😔
oh yeah
She's hot too
Isle of Wight if you actually care
@mellow zinc you not even from uk right
idk about that
ofc i am
Oh?
bham LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Up country?
she's as attractive as a middle aged woman can be
big yikes
Fucking rough there ay
its disgusting
Wtf
I would carry this woman's baby
Wait...
I would carry this woman's baby
What
WAIT
No
Nope
Dammit man...
We won't let that down
m-preg is a strange thing
Bitch please, for all you know, I could be a female under all this
That's true
🤔
LOL
@mellow zinc you live closer to me ffs
my voice is relatively deep
It is NOT
WHAT
My voice is deeper than yours
arent u down near cornwall or some shit
absolutely not
My voice is deeper
IT FUCKING IS
this is true
ITS HIGH PITCHED INNIT
but even then you can't "Yeehaw" in a low voice
😂😂😂
INNIT BLUD
Alex's voice sounds like he's going through the voice breaking stages
imagine saying innit blud in a high pitch voice 💀
Probably because you're not from Texas
@mellow zinc no
I make it a hobby to point out whenever his voice cracks
??
Its a fun game I like to play
My voice hasn't cracked in years
where are people getting this information from
It has cracked many times when weve played OW
How often does it crack
It is literally news to me
@sturdy bobcat you are too bitch
👏 👏
Dont call me out
I've only heard Alex talk once

I was talking quietly
I never heard you talk properly Alex
not so far
You were hella nervous in the voice chat
No?
You also had 5kg of food in your mouth
I was eating lunch
ONE AYE LUKEN AT CHA, THE OVER WON LUKEN FOUR YA
Precisely
LMFAO
Talking loud then would've been problematic
@untold hearth I have no idea what you're saying
Dude you should hear how loud I am
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😂😂
My mic is attached to the cuboard on the other side of my room because I'm so loud
talk quietly smh
No
Dude it's so sensitive
@sturdy bobcat Im bored, come play with me
My mic is way too sensitive
If I talk in my mic directly you'd go deaf
ur mic must be aids then
how does one compare voices
throw and record it please
It's expensive af
dont mean its good
^^
You probs have a xbox 5 bucks mic
price != Quality
nope
I have a studio mic
Take razer products for example
I don't use razer mic
They are expensive but lowkey trash
Paying for the name
razer is only good for rgb change my mind
Look at apple, it's high key trash and overpriced
other products do RGB just as well
true
helllllllo
but thats the only thing theyre good at
yeah ig
with the exception of razer viper
Apple is expensive but I can't deny that macos is a lot nicer than windows
Hi fenish
Razer stuff is also good at breaking
yikes
big fuckin yikes
That's gotta be like £300
Even so
150 or so
not at all
ive had my logitech g pro for 2 years now and the only problem i had with it is the feet came off recently
just replaced the feet and sorted
@untold hearth Im going to sleep, fuck off
Logitech stuff is pretty good
in probably never gonna change mouse until my hand gets bigger
WOW OK
you're not wrong
Eu players are practically throwing 90% of the time
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Gay Anthem ^
I'm on a 6 game loss streak 😎
so much pride i love it
I want blizzard to take a moment and think about how fun comp is right now
Without hero bans
they're planning how to ruin it
Sitting around the drawing board planning what next to break
They still need to fix the background
Bans are only coming back for masters+ ;(
Even then
what if
People in masters seem to be having a lot more fun without vans
It's 5 masters and 1 diamond
Bans*
does the diamond get bans?
Yes
its based on the rating of the game
well that kinda sucks
If the game 3.5+ there will be bans
Laughs in 2.4
You didn’t have me as a support that’s why 
you're welcome to carry me any time you like
usually it's trash dps players throwing
ill carry u all
please do
give me a month
Im just waiting until I move house
Im a good support stfu
come csgo and ill carry u all rn 💯
Csgo is boring
🙄
I am proud to say I lost my rank in csgo
Time to show em whats good
And then upon getting it back I got silver 4
Top 500 pog
lmao
Im a good support for being in gold/plat
mercy main uwu
mercy and ana main uwu
the virgin mercy main Vs the Chad Lucio Moira main
ana is cool tho
if you can aim
Id play ana over mercy purely because ana can be very fun to play
ana is insanely fun
Sleeping echos and laughing is the most toxic and beautiful thing
masters tank
assuming you have a good team and good aim
My aim is good enough to put out consistent heals
very nice
I can hold m1 on tanks

@untold hearth play EU servers later or I'll kick your head in
I gotta download fortnite tonight
2mb/s gang
I wanna see how bad my pc performs on it
Bad game fortnite bad minecraft good pewdiepie wholesome
I used to grind the fuck out of it
bm download it 😂
Minecraft is bad
I've got a video of my screaming in Fortnite from a few years ago somewhere
That was my only experience in playing it
what the f
it's just kinda boring
This will take a while
Nice internet
I'm surprised NASA haven't knocked on your door
Ye cus Im not gonna sit and lag for several hours to download fortnite
Masters games really go fast
So i decided to go and download it overnight
Yes?
went fast cause we absolutely rolled them
wait do people actually communicate in masters games?
I accidentally closed down my pc so it got cancelled
Idk who that is
Okay shut up goodnight
Communication would be nice though
OMG
Would kill for some of that down in plat/gold
lmao
Hiimsky is a chick, she's really nice
top 500 is kinda small
is it like
Everybody knows each other
"oh there's Nisuke again"
like a little cult
yikes
You dont get CARRIED to top 500
I mean... maybe you can
But I exclusively solo q
So it would be a VERY slim chance that I get carried this high
I like those odds
LOST
Yeah.... logna is avoided
Hes clearly not having a good day
I did just get this nice skin though
Well ye give me the skin
You can't trade skins
you can't sell them either
No
they would
currently the only way to get them is from luck or from playing a lot
Making them tradable would ruin the minor prestige that comes with a nice skin
the only reason why skins are still big in csgo is because of the community market and the fact that some skins arent obtainable anymore
gn
Anybody heard of Gordon Goodwin?
Well I mean that's kinda bland isn't it
No one gets what you said..
Idk why you don't ask most questions anywhere except #off-topic
I would say its more minecraft related
I successfully verified my spigot account, is there a channel for vote party or a role I’m supposed to receive?
there should be, i think it takes a bit tho
Depends when you bought it
cc: @regal juniper
hi
My question is actually related to papi, I was wondering what the placeholders are for vote party . I tried inserting the ones I found on spigot on my scoreboard but it just returns blank
Is there something on ecloud I need to download?
I found them, nevermind. Looks like the ones on Spigot are now outdated
How have spigot not removed my not updated for 2 years plugins lol
I really need to update them

@muted fern about to surpass me soon I see.
u saw nothing 😉
saw what
You know if you really wanted to give my xp away between the top 10 you could. As I don't really have a use for it.
I'm on once or twice every few months if that to be fair lol
@summer owl Reason for add?
@regal juniper Uhm.. not sure why did i sent you friend request. 😂
Let me think..
Probably i wanted to order something from you...
How much for a toasted one?
Idk I'll check at the store tomorrow. I'm fresh out.
Oh
I'm headed there in like 8 hours so I'll let you know.
Aj, I tried the chicken thingy the other day, but I changed it a bit
was it good lol?
Waffles are garbage
😂
French toast is still good
😋
But do you have Paw Patrol French Toast?
Nah just Mario
Aj, decent, however I didn't have a good sauce to go with it
I can’t even fuck with you until you have a waffle maker... king
Cos like the only time ive had waffles here is when i make them @ home with a waffle maker
Waffles are very goods
With some syrup 🙃
But French Toast > all
Thanks I know
Stop. You're making me hungry at 4AM.
It's 4pm here, and I truly want something for dessert now
Its 11:08AM at my location 🙃
It's 11am here
@mellow zinc my result with running fn on my pc is, so far the textures not loading isn't an issue but right now it's completely frozen 
Nah, that's legit
Yo is their VP legit?
No idea