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Wait sec I got a better one
It's even clickable!
help chat
Don't you dare
instant ban
I mean, if you want your server to fail and get banned of discord ..
dont
if only discord made it so bots couldn't dm people
@velvet crescent that would be shit
even if its allowed which idk
Less advertisement :))
dont do it
It's not Aj
and less functions for bots
ah
it's against discords TOS
ah
^
you can buy google ads, idk if they're any good
not worth Aj
there's no base price if I'm not wrong
I havent used them personally, probably hella expensive
it depends on your budged and for how long should the ad be displayed
instagram ads maybe
facebook is fairly cheap and it'll get you decent numbers
(if you advertise correctly ofc)
if you can set an age range, dont be afraid to go up to 40 or smth
Here's an example of bad advertisement
Join my server it's good! Best out there, join now!!!
dont matter
That's what not to do
who uses their parents fb account 🤔
you don't want only kids
12-30 is usually the sweet spot
make sure you get a cool image as well
(eventhough 12 is below discords TOS, can't really do much, and there's the most of that age outthere)
to draw their attention
cough @muted fern cough
you dont care about their age, you only want their parent's credit card :))
🔨
‼️
:yeetus thy feetus:
gl
frcsty why do I hate so much to write stuff 😦
I feel you lmao
probs
The proffessor already gave us final grades for the subject, yet she's still sending us shit to do
The fuck is this bullshit
just dont do it
I need to write the config and description for le plogin
DM me
@hidden gyro hope your comment about your age was a joke.
You know I got good pl descriptions Gaby 😉
🤔
👀
"Just download it ffs"
Is that not written smexy
0 likes smh
Yea cuz y'all rude af
9 likes

👍
vv1.1.1 by Frosty13
make that 10 aj
@muted fern fix it
I should probably install guihelper.
Issue on your side frosty smh
Given how much I use DM 😛
no, on spigots
yes you should henk
what's wrong with that
the minimum age to use discord it's 13
servers owners have all rights to ban you
We're forced to
Yeah, they need to comply to the Discord ToS
even better xd
Or they risk getting deleted 🤷♂️
i mean your making a big deal out of it dude lol
servers owners have all rights to ban you
Plot twist: server owner is 12 yrs old
henk is your server on spigot or sponge?
it wouldve been fine if you just left it.....
can you dm the spigot ip 😮 and the version xd
Sure
I love the plugin already ngl
wadu hek
linux ftw
Why would you want it on windows?
if you want windows, then you should hire someone else to manage your server
because windows, is simply not suitable for servers lol
Excuse me but my user directory server has to run in windows server
excuse me but use an alternative for linux
So get pranked
so get pranked
Not when the user machines are windows
windows is kinda cool tho
Wtf is wrong with you all 😂
skeppy
you're missing the point
windows is terrible for servers
absolute garbage
linux is the only viable option
vps, dedi, makes no difference
Word.
windows is trash for servers
it's as simple as that
yes
however, keep in mind
the second you mention that you use windows server in casual server related conversation
you won't be taken seriously lol
What
wat
^
got any more cool stories?
Now I'm really seeing how you're below discord TOS age limit
^ same lol
Soooo... ban? >:)
ngl the names kinda cringe
yeetus thy feetus?
Anyone got an oracle account
Don't you need one to even download shit?
you need one to download old versions
Can you download JRE 7u80 for windows x86
kek
dont
Why do oracle need a phone number
buy a license @hidden gyro
so they can track you down when you violate their license niall
windows server licenses are 4 digits iirc
just dont use window on a dedicated server....
Applied
usea linux distributions cli
use a linux distribution, idk which ones the best, personally i use centos but ik some people dont like it
debian based distributions are the best for mc
Piggy, if I have a word like this, should I use _ for the package name or?
harvester_hoe
or just combine it?
for package names, you can combine it, or separate it into 2 levels
two levels? as in 2 packages
juSt dOnT uSe wINdoWs
cause that'd be a yikes since that's 1 thing
Oracle have let me down, there old website used to be good, now I cant even read the user agreeement
niall, surely you can just find an openjdk build of that ver?
well, actually, what do you need that ver for anyway?
^ that's what I'm wondering lol
most hosts offer heavily discounted windows licenses
i mean if you want windows i guess
isnt the setup essentially the same
Yes, it'll come preinstalled if your host supports that
some hosts don't though
yes
skeppy, why would you do this to yourself though?
use windows that is
it's the equivalent of equipping a square wheel to your car
yea lol, CLI looks daunting at first its not that hard tho
just use linux or debian or whatever
use ubuntu
dont use windows
the linux distro really doesn't matter all that much
I personally like ubuntu
I think most server owners use ubuntu
so I recommend you use ubuntu too
what are you talking about?
i'll check ovh windows prices
2 secs
This your first server @hidden gyro ?
ovh's windows datacenter edition is 213 aud per month
ovh's windows standard edition is 33 aud per month
You really don't want windows
someone try mailing me on ivan@mrivanplays.com to see if it works
It's like 0 setup
your new server!
that's what it is
you can invite your friends from school
play some survival minecraft, or minigames
Subscribe to Minecraft Realms for Java and get your own private server that you can share with up to 10 friends. Your friends play for free!
:kek:
windows 10 sux
windows 10 is great
Ivan, still need someone to mail you?
@velvet crescent ye
windows for servers though, is horrible
Go dabble with minehunt then, that gives you access to install and play with plugin configs
oh yeah minehut is pretty good
Gives you a free place to play around
lol
you like
You don't want one
Imagine having anything better to do Scholtes
it took me about 10 seconds to realise, i dont know how you've been at this for 30 minutes
yeah, frosty's point is pretty good
@velvet crescent ok thats very weird. I can send emails to my gmail, but I can't send email to u because of dmarc
pig i have 1 up now
550-5.7.26 domain's DMARC policy. Please contact the administrator of
550-5.7.26 mrivanplays.com domain if this was a legitimate mail. Please
visit 550-5.7.26 https://support.google.com/mail/answer/2451690 to learn
about the 550 5.7.26 DMARC initiative. 60si1531587wrh.134 - gsmtp (in reply
to end of DATA command)```
u want me to try join back?
thats like a 100% upgrade
Ivan, no clue what that is, but if you need more tests later pong me
Double the speed
thats super weird
@velvet crescent so I can send to my gmail an email, but I can't send a mail to ur gmail.
Piggy, should I use this when it comes to min/max values or?
amount: 15-24
ivan, gmail has a bunch of security requirements
you'll need to follow them, otherwise your emails will be automatically filtered out
all major email providers*
o
ez for me, I just use sendgrid
don't have to worry about no fancy security requirements
I don't use email for my domain
How long does it take for spigot to accept a name change btw?
@velvet crescent check ur email
ivan, try sending one to me, I don't use gmail, but I have other shit filtering
they're both gui afaik
there is skeppy, but they don't affect you
it's just todo with how many instances of that license you can use on vms and stuff afaik
standard allows 2
datacenter allows more, don't know the exact number
and i believe one is capped at 1-2tb of ram
jesus
skeppy
you have no clue what you're doing
there's no point even trying to use a dedi
even with windows server, you'll be lost, without spoon fed help
People don't start on a dedi
you only have 2 options
hire someone to manage this for you, or use a realm/shared hosting
Only use a dedi if you have a steady playerbase
second is the way to go
ah fuck 
this is why survival servers suck
6gb world folder with a 7.5k x 7.5k border
well
they require a lot of disk space and a large world size
no clue honestly i run stuff on 1.15.2 
my brain no work
i meant 1.15.2
Fuck 1.8
im having a bit more fun with this 
1.8 pvp is good but everything else is garbage
OldCombatMechanics is practically perfect
factions at this point is pretty boring and old
Factions has been round for like 6/7 years
it's boring now
pvp servers are saturated asf
get with the times people
idk if i used the right word
in short its boring and overdone
Skyblock is very popular right now, so avoid that
Shouldn't you know that before starting a server
If a big server has that gamemode, avoid it.
Minigame servers won't work
you'll never get players
there's a lot of practice pvp servers
Mineman, veltpvp, lunar, faithful are all exactly what you are doing right now
practice pvp servers are prob one of the more expensive ones due to anticheat
you dont want an anticheat that is public and known
because you can almost guarantee that hack clients can find some way to bypass them
Custom anticheats are best because no hack client developer knows how its coded 
very expensive
Hypixel pays 70k-100k a year per developer for Watchdog
in short
that's $190/day
damn thats 300 Australian
Weak Ori
<o/
I'll take almost $200/day for doing nothing 
Me and the dev team after open sourcing our state of the art anti cheat: 😎
changing that one line of code once a week saying you did shit :p
Hypixel pays 70k-100k a year per developer for Watchdog
@sturdy bobcat u sure about those numbers?
I thought it was like 30k
Piggy yes it's 70-100k
Check their twitter?
o
Atleast in their newest job opening
Simon literally announced they were looking for devs with 70-100k salary
my pc is currently dying holup
@sturdy bobcat I feel you 
you buy it when you’re ordering the server
there’s an option
you’ll see it
don’t thank me
I’ve failed
When you type on 4fps and it takes a full 4 seconds for it to actually send
my job was to make sure your server wasn’t going to fail
and at this stage, it’s going to fail
so, don’t thank me
damn piggy
its not good for servers
cause windows sucks
What are modern windows server versions like?
it’s fine for your desktop
hell, it’s the best option
but that isn’t true in the server world
windows 20 would still be garbage for servers
That doesn’t mean no more updates niall
With the magic that cube can do with bots, install all papi expansions on @tawdry mountain and let us parse placeholders 
Oh so a continuous platform
@hidden gyro Do you see that word "Concept"
Not very well 
4head @lofty void
@eternal apex can I run testplugins off Windows 10X
skeppy, that video is clearly not official
But you're smart enough to figure it out 
yes ofc funnycute windows 10 great for servers
10X not 10
funnycute 
is that the new kde design windows 10 is getting?
for multi display laptops
img?
That's... disgusting
there's windows updates yeah
Yup you guessed it
they're annoying as fuck
smh
no ori you’re wrong, like funnycube said, no updates ever
ah fuck sorry
it’s linux skeppy
linuxxx
new windows design is cool tho
i remember my linux ubuntu pc 
the newer one
on their site
check your eyes
looks identical to me
@lofty void if you wanted to, you can implement that magic parsing discord bot ability yourself, https://github.com/help-chat/<insert repo url> cube pls help i’m on phone

me no code
o
@hidden gyro
We were joking
Suggest looking into this https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+host+a+minecraft+server
We're not going to spoon feed your the answer to every question
Go do your research first
spoons are pretty hot 
in the spigot community is very rare you're gonna get spoonfed the answers to everything, you have to figure stuff out yourself.
If people spoonfed me stuff, my skyblock plugin would be done by now 
Joking about windows x/kde/no more updates
Windows is still trash for servers
No idea, that's up to microsoft to pick what windows looks like
ur a joke
you’d have to buy another license
You're also not gonna get windows 10 on a dedicated server
I don't think it will even let you
You'd need the server edition
server edition is way more expensive
windows 20 won't become a thing but sure
ovh just discounts it
I have acquired cult
and use linux smh.
no
you definitely want datacenter edition
make sure to buy all of the panels aswell
cpanel, blah, blah
After you download more ram?
while you are at it donate some money to a charity too
lmao lemmo
that money might get used better
fair point
thonk
anyway in all honesty, you really should start with researching the hell out of the creation and maintaining servers
there's no reason to buy a dedicated windows server already
just a waste of money
^^^
get a tiny test server or do it locally but first it's important to understand how everything works together
if this is your first time doing this, dont spend hundreds on it
Do people host mc servers off azure?
Y'all still going at it?
i'm sure we've been helping you for about 2 hours now 
I wouldn't use azure to host a mc server way too expensive
ik, but do people
only useful thing is that it's completely maintained
like you can just give it a docker image and it'll work forever
"i just want to see" what
Google is a beautiful
what is your definition of 'started and finished'
as in you started the server and then typed 'stop'
because that's not going to get you anywhere
or
"done" press x to doubt
get a NA based host
I give up on this mans
no
I mean, yes, like ovh but if you have no community it's pointless to buy a 500$ server
or even if you do have one, you have to think if you really need that server.
3 lobbies and balancing sounds like a serious thing for me
still a 50$ that can be better spent
Docker doesnt seem to give me that work forever feel
you don't have hundreds of players ready to join the server when it releases
so don't waste the money
be smart
Feel free to do whatever you want with your money but atm you are just wasting them
you have no clue of hosting anyway
maybe dive into that first
no shit
hence research it
before trying to do things you have no idea of
a 50$ dedi isn't a place to start though
you can use VM on your computer and play with linux or even get a small vps
I have a 2gb ram test server, and it has more players than your network, flex <o/
how many players
0
1
Lemmo, imagine not applying for the hypixel dev job
o
ez money for a man with as much knowledge as you
smh
lmao
No it can't
im just playing survival
lmao
^
I wouldn't use 2k for a damn server
if you keep going with this mentality 2k will get you nothing
i'd use 2k for a server if i had 1m spare
lmao
you better do what lemmo said and give the money to charity if you REALLY want to spend them
help
that 2k is my insurance for like 2 years lol
agree
Gian, did you yeet FJ on yet?
It's on the stuff that's not Surv, lol
for someone that knows how to do this Gian
wut
$2k is an eZ $600/m
@woven prairie
xD
Still butthurt by the missing 2$ tip :c
to make money you need money
Lemmo debatable
no it's not
there's very few things that you can do without money
on internet it's even harder
Whos idea was it to put a bit flag inside an int that needs to be read
Gaby, it's possible tho, you just gotta be smart about it
Like not even at the start
😮
progress?
localhost Ori?
he's an pewdiepie viewer
oh god
Lemmo, so hmu with the 2k ❤️
^
frosty split it? 
My integer literally has 12 bits
Sure Ori
can you shift your bit stuff out of the way
or what?
dynmap is annoying to setup
granted
setting it up on this server was literally a case of
changing the port to one of the exernal one
and ez server
Why do you think I still haven't gotten around to doing it
whats the earth symbol in the middle? spawn
ye
kk
i see cacti
yes
i have obtained
cacti
tf is this world generation
singleplayer is fun
for about
3 minutes
the fuck
head ache
yep
bad omen...?
lol
bad odin
Where's my 49.50 Odin
bro
omfg
what is it even for?
dw about it Niall
i'm tempted to pay him 1c so his msg changes
have fun paying a 2$ fee to send 1c :))
The fee you have to go through when transfering money sux
i never have a fee
Most of the time it takes 40% of me
5$ + 40% of the transferred
Hypixel uses alot of custom plugins so I wouldnt be suprised if they dont use it, but they could also have something that blocks it,
Doubt their hubs would have it
😦
😦
intellijs taking over
material theme sux
no lies
ew
ew
@sturdy bobcat Lmao that happens to me as well sometimes
bad computer squad 🥺
i think that happens to just about anyone if ur unlucky
you'll be surprised how much it happens to me
Lmao
bruh
Atleast shipping is free!
@fallow crow sad part is it costs them like 10$ to make them, if not less
surely something has to be special about them...
It's not
Testing going well
Are you tryna make a dance party? 
the wheels?
they prob are ngl
The stand too
it most definitely is
Thats a stand for what bruh
i think the seizure warning is a bit late
Why would need a stand for a fucking laptop
imac
its a stand for a screen?
yea
for the mac pro*
somewhere there
i like how you drop 100fps in that video cube 
ez
lol gaby u were a bit off
only by 400
holy shit
if he was speaking in usd
yea
Oml
have you seen the specs
not the monitor i dont think
it's insane
1.5tb of ram i think
Wot
=google 82,000 aud to usd
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the desktop looks like a cheese grater
Fr
australianos
to put on the bottom OBVIOUSLY
you are at 94k with monitor etc
plus 1k for wheels
mini server? @boreal escarp
and the stand
bruh a server doesn't have 1.5 tb ram
Is it that heavy so it needs wheels or what
Would you mind if it did @sterile parrot ?
xd
I mean when you flex so hard that it hurts your server performance : kek:
i mean who runs servers on macs as well
Ofc lemmonade tresto always sees the bad part smh
not talking about mc servers
Who use that computer though
I know people who have one
true gamers obviously
I mean in a pc I get it, you could open 10 chrome tabs finally
it's an older generation tho
Let's be honest, you aren't doing bad in life if you have one of those
And you'd probably only buy it if you really needed it
And what are they using it for
Unless you starve youself and loan money to buy it frosty
stuff like that
no creating
the wheels are so you can take it to school
Im confused
no need for a macbook anymore
It's cosmetic gaby
??
it's just useful
Since when wheels for a computer are for design
I have never wanted wheels for my pc
I thought rgb is
"if"
like 40kg
Bruh
oh boi this dude back
We need like an official apple rope so we can tow it behind us
Only 999,999,999£
and for the car to run
we need apple charging stations
for those apple charging stations we need apple robots
$20 per km
And apple a day keep the doctor away
I remember seeing a video that apple could buy an entire country
4 words
and their only reason to do so is to get the taxes low
would be sick though
apple land
What country is for sale lmao
It cant be in the middle of a dessert or smth because it would be hard for the trucks to reach their factories and such
then ur stuck with it for 24 months
Lmao
Yeah thats what im scared of
Commiting to 24 months then w months later be like, I dont need this anymore
@fallow crow Please use a valid budget. You can find the channels guidelines in it's pinned messages.
Edited the message, sorry
that means you are renting the dedi for 24 months I assume
https://i.funnycube.net/ZMKdiE.mp4 so weird
😮
the hell
https://i.funnycube.net/G6gwSR.gif pee yellow also works
since when does mc have such good lightning effects?
always had them
max video setting?
travis concert gonna be in mc next
lmao

@sterile parrot It seems so simple now
public static int insertBit0(int val, int bitIndex) {
int mask = -1 << (31 - bitIndex);
int firstPart = val & mask;
int secondPart = val & ~mask;
return (firstPart << 1) | secondPart;
}
Moves the first part left 1 bit, which leaves a 0
Then join together with the second half
neato
well then I bought a special bougie with projected center electrode insulator
Where'd you get another 32gb now 
how many players do you have
-infinite
No such thing as too much
Pog
They're relaxing the coronavirus measures in the Netherlands more and more
Every month is the plan
Entity management on point
Imagine not restarting your server daily 🤢
yeetus thy press the restart button
Hire an Indian to do it for you
No clue what/who that is
Good work @woven prairie, since no one else wanted to be supportive
How many players btw @woven prairie cuz that 20tps is suss
@muted fern Prodigy Night or how is it called?
Good work @woven prairie, since no one else wanted to be supportive
Yeah, I linked it in here earlier
https://i.funnycube.net/IxIte5.mp4 this is fun..
just update TP god damn it fc
That's been a thing for a long time cube
I have a neat one for SG+ if that's what you're looking for
need a deluxemenu
ew
no need to be a shop
I got a tags menu
make it yourself LOSER
i dont have deluxetags
Which one you want :stonks:
@woven prairie u not using aikar’s flags?
not even dark theme
not even dark theme
@boreal escarp
Okay mister I have a new pc
..
@eternal apex I am, even the updated ones
whats the thingy for the role seperators?
the hex code?
=faq list
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hidden 😉
?hidden-roles
How to get hidden roles (categories) in discord
Create a new role with the name you want and set the role's color to #2f3136 (Discord's background color)
alriught thanks
Hire an Indian to do it for you
@velvet crescent
oi
whats the square thing you use for categories?
lol
wdym no..
I like this MOTD
@muted fern Make a beta version of the server available for TP+ people xP
With that hexc code is there a way in discord I can make it so the colour from a role below it shows?
no
oof
^
My shoulder is so annoying...
I have to wear something to "fix it in place" for over 4 weeks at day and night....
And then 2 more weeks at night
And I'm not allowed to move the arm past the 45° area
That's acute.
idk where to post this but do you need inventory tweks on the server and client for it to work?
yes
omg
every mod you use needs to be in client and server side to work
False.
@muted fern There's still bells ringing in my head, so you didn't do a good job :C
o
Lovely hologram 
How's the 2020 update going?
Juat got done with my first meeting of the day so I have to hit the books shortly.
I stand up against hitting books
How dare thy hit books
#705633782811590666 what is that meme lmao
idk where to post this but do you need inventory tweks on the server and client for it to work?
@worthy rampart no, inv tweaks it's client side
Which authors 😮
Also, funny(cube)
Written Book by DeluxeMenus
yeah thats people crashing the server
@worthy rampart no, inv tweaks it's client side
@boreal escarp thanks
Also for what plugins do you wait?
hm?
waiting on 2 plugin authors
clip and extended_clip
cough gian
can someone check my request #705633781070954517
and prodigy, but might cut it
cough autosell
For ProdidgyGUI is there an alternative I personally like. CinematicUI
oof
I also suggest updating the prefixes in the tab, to not have players constantly jump around (i.e. OP players)
That's suggesting theres more than one player on at any one given time
no colours in the new one
parrot family
I like my Tab list
When another player joins is there a gap between you (on top) any all other players.
I can't wait for ATO to be released
breaking news everyone
Skopije confirms that the bat which the 1st coronavirus patient ate was from North Macedonia
Hmm there is an invisible entity here
Anyone got experience with linking domain to enjin ?
@muted fern put my plugin on testplugins
Some random guy on whatsapp: "Yo welcome <someone else not me>, please don't spam in this group too", "yes" "sure" "promised"
3 messages in 3 seconds or so
when fishing in minecraft
do you fish up dead fish or do you kill it right after you fish it up
@sturdy bobcat You poor oil in the water first, then wait for the fish to swim up :))
That moment whatsapp group admins get annoyed lmao
@velvet crescent if you put a hot pan on your ear, you can smell how dumb u are
And if you don't feel like grilling on the grill, just grab a lighter and burn them lil shits
LOL
o
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