off-topic

[willow oracle]

@fallow crow happy bday

[woven prairie]

omg

https://jobs.mojang.com/jobs/867850-minecraft-gameplay-developer

[velvet crescent]

oof

@obsidian fable Go say yes in Vysteria :p

[obsidian fable]

😉

[trim raft]

Experienced within Java development and C++ 
You love Minecraft and have spent an embarrassing amount of time playing it```

lol

[regal juniper]

Waffles.

[velvet crescent]

Waffles indeed

[boreal escarp]

Does anybody have a premium GEForce NOW subscription / know where I can find one? Tried to upgrade mine for my brother but they are out of stock ..

[tiny timber]

Happy birthday @fallow crow

[jagged pollen]

You have the ability to understand and improve a 10-year-old codebase
``` :p

[long summit]

Ability to deal with some spaghettis code

[boreal escarp]

Even worst

[trim raft]

uw0t

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/430805/

there

[velvet crescent]

@regal juniper yw, go check the thread again

[regal juniper]

Lmao

[fair island]

wtf

my message just vanished?!

[regal juniper]

You said a keyboard.

[fair island]

?

[regal juniper]

bs

[fair island]

o

sorry

[regal juniper]

=stats users

[fair island]

What are the chances of "that site" being taken down permantly?

[honest thistle]

HelpChat Stats | User Changes

Joins and leaves from the HelpChat Discord in the past 7 days.

[regal juniper]

Ooo

Probably none

[fair island]

get them blacklisted from hosting sites

[regal juniper]

(:

[trim raft]

who tagged me

reeeeeee

[regal juniper]

Odin.

[fair island]

oi snitch

😠

[trim raft]

@fair island

you will pay for your crimes

[fair island]

oh no

i'm scared

[velvet crescent]

The hosting company has no benefit in taking them down, so that's unlikely

[fair island]

bad rep?

they'd have bad rep having it up

[velvet crescent]

Not really, since some kids like bs

[fair island]

I'm suprised the 12 year olds know how to make a XenoForums site

17 days to go

[trim raft]

Xenforo?

wdym 17 days

[fair island]

till i can drink

[trim raft]

lmao

xenforums = xenforo?

[fair island]

idk anymore

same sthing

[trim raft]

oh

[fair island]

i've lost all hope in my spelling sorry

[trim raft]

auto correct fighting back again

[fair island]

i don't have auto correct

[trim raft]

Odin Wars: Bruh Moments Strikes Back

o

[fair island]

this is just me lol

Yes

Is there any resource mods for spigot in here

[regal juniper]

Retired ones.

[fair island]

argh

i found 2 resources what need to be moved to inactiveresource

[regal juniper]

They get moved after a year.

[fair island]

2018 and jan 2019 ?

https://gyazo.com/d6a67885a3b0a27a7d43a1ae55957354

[woven prairie]

Sometimes the author asks to have them back for updates and enver does

[fair island]

it should be put back into inactive...

[velvet crescent]

There's a jet in this discord, but not sure if it's the right one :p

[fair island]

probs not

[woven prairie]

It's not automated after that point, since it was manually moved back

It doesn't really matter though

[fair island]

#FixSpigot

[woven prairie]

It's not really a fault on Spigots end

[fair island]

I just noticed something real bad in my plugin.... there's no permissions.

[regal juniper]

Yikes.

[fair island]

yep, this plugin manages all the big commands on the server as well.

[velvet crescent]

Another 100kb up on my resource oof

[fair island]

aka, boosters etc.

[velvet crescent]

Odin, who

[fair island]

?

[velvet crescent]

who

[fair island]

who?

[velvet crescent]

Yea, who asked?

(jk don't be mad lmao)

[fair island]

😦

[woven prairie]

🅱️

[fair island]

🇷 🇺 🇩 🇪 @velvet crescent

😉

[boreal escarp]

Anybody got World War Z?

[velvet crescent]

Step outside, all you're missing is the zombies :))

[vague walrus]

The zombies is the fun part

[magic summit]

I found davy jones ship xP

[regal juniper]

POG

[boreal escarp]

@mellow wedge what is that

[jade oasis]

https://youtu.be/igVLTttJDnk

every now and then i come back to this video

i guess it just makes me feel nostalgic

[sturdy bobcat]

I do Gaby

[hallow sage]

first ever toxic person woohooo https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/rolesync-bungee.75750/reviews#review-322277-735229, adding that to the counter

this guy really made me have a laugh

[regal juniper]

Ayyy you almost at 100 downloads

[hallow sage]

yeah i reached 150 downloads with the spigot and bungee version combined

[regal juniper]

😄

[hallow sage]

Im actually happy with how this is going

[regal juniper]

https://api.mcbanners.com/banner/saved/IboNQGmHqVAgnI.png

[hallow sage]

oh it updated

[fair island]

This popped up on spigot, sounds legit

[wary willow]

omg you too? I won an iphone as well

[fair island]

Yeah!!

[regal juniper]

Why only an S10?

[wary willow]

I just forgot to claim it ...

[regal juniper]

S20 is where it's at.

[hallow sage]

they poor glare

[fair island]

I gotta wait the 5 days to get it delivered I put my credit card number in

[regal juniper]

But it's gOglE

[woven prairie]

https://kubernetes.io/blog/2018/11/07/grpc-load-balancing-on-kubernetes-without-tears/ The title

[regal juniper]

LOL

[wary willow]

also don't forget to add in your card pin

[hallow sage]

lol

[fair island]

I did it all

Sent them a copy of my passport for proof as well

[wary willow]

nice

[hallow sage]

and your id too to get that verified bot developer badge in google

[sterile parrot]

love k8s

[fair island]

They said they'll send it out tomorrow

[wary willow]

you just need to send them some cash

maybe all your life savings

[fair island]

Yeah they didn't ask for much

They only wanted 15 bitcoins

Bitcoins are worth $100 still right

[hallow sage]

nah they are worth $10

[fair island]

Ah :/

Knew I should've sold

[hallow sage]

rip

how many do you have?

[fair island]

Worse part is I actually have bitcoins

I forgot to sell them when they went up stupidly High

[sterile parrot]

Imagine being one of the early miners and traders and losing all your bitcoins due to a scam 😦

I was an absolute moron back then tho

[hallow sage]

that would be a big rip

[wary willow]

a classmate of mine "has" 1 bitcoin but he will never sell it because he knows it will be 20k$ in the future

[fair island]

Wait that happend to you??

[sterile parrot]

yeah I used to use my servers at home for mining lol

[fair island]

Sorry to hear

[sterile parrot]

my own fault

[fair island]

I burnt out a brand new 1080 doing bitcoin once

I was new to mining and couldn't work out what the smell was

It was my card melting away :(

[wary willow]

I just found some entertainment for the rest of the night... I am going to watch cj's 3d printer

[fair island]

Holy shit, its been a year since notre dame??

[wary willow]

since what notre dame?

oh right

[fair island]

?

You know the church in Paris?

[wary willow]

clip I would talk if I would speak english half as good as I write it 🙂

yeah untouched I just forgot for a second

[uneven tree]

So u are a good English speaker

[wary willow]

to many churches that burned last year. 2 burned in my city

no Conclure

[fair island]

Ok, this is interesting. I just read that gta 6 is getting worked on ASAP but the map will be smaller at launch but they will expand it with DLC. What you guys think of that? I know it's a smaller map but let's be honest it's almost a decade since the last game.

[wary willow]

well I bought GTA V and only played it for like an hour ... I played a lot of GTA III, San Andreas, Vice City and some GTA IV but not a lot of GTA V

[fair island]

I completed gta v multiple times I just want a good game from them

[boreal escarp]

@sterile parrot rip mate

[regal juniper]

I like how CJ is just livestreaming his 3D printer.

[fair island]

Ifs doing nothing

It's not moving or anything

[wary willow]

you have to join the stream

if you just hover it shows you a frame

[fair island]

It's frozen for me

I joined and it didn't even move

[wary willow]

oh you are right

it must have stopped

it used to work before

[fair island]

:(

I wish I had a 3d printer but I would barely use it

[vague walrus]

Just steal one

[fair island]

lol

I'll steal once and if they ask why am I stealing ill say "because Dr. Zod told me too."

[vague walrus]

Nice, I'll be seen as an elusive mob boss they can't track down

[wary willow]

you will just change your username and you will never be found

[fair island]

I'll use the name Doctor Clip

New car spoiler who likes it

[wary willow]

oh so it was you? the one who stole the spoiler from my hotweels car

[fair island]

Yeah sorry man

Needed it to show off to my friends

[wary willow]

@fair island you can watch the stream now 🙂

well I will go to bed now. GN

[fair island]

?

He fixed it?

[wary willow]

yeah

and he said to ping him when it freezes

[fair island]

Idk what to do, I gotta use my boosts by Jan 1st 2015

[regal juniper]

What

[fair island]

The dates I gotta use them by

[regal juniper]

Weird

Might as well use them here

[fair island]

Hm

Dunno if they'll work

[regal juniper]

Could always try

[muted fern]

lol that worked

❤️ Thanks

[regal juniper]

Thanks 😄

[fair island]

And I'm finnally in

That was embarrassing how long it took

[woven prairie]

Glare, you proud 😮

[fair island]

You blocked out something :o

[woven prairie]

Don't wanna advertise xD

[pale grotto]

he doesn't wanna reveal where he owns

[fair island]

You know we can find it easily right

[eternal apex]

that's not the point odin

[woven prairie]

Well, yeah

[pale grotto]

Then do it

[woven prairie]

But, I don't wanna blatently advertise xD

[fair island]

Theres 3

[eternal apex]

gian it's fine lol

[fair island]

See the bacon approves

[pale grotto]

but does the cube

[woven prairie]

xD

[fair island]

Yes

[eternal apex]

cube wouldn't care either, we have server owners, not necessarily players that care about a server

[pale grotto]

cube > bacon strips

[fallow crow]

Got a new phone for my birthday yesterday 😂

[pale grotto]

congratulations

[fair island]

Happy birthday

[pale grotto]

piggy I'm just kidding

[muted fern]

Gian doesnt wanna show its secretly mineplex

[woven prairie]

😮

[eternal apex]

o

[fair island]

O

[pale grotto]

that's such a roast

[fallow crow]

🤔

[fair island]

Come on gian which server out of the 3 is it

[eternal apex]

mcservernetworkcraft

[muted fern]

It's alright we have more online people here then minexplex has on their java server in most cases

[woven prairie]

It's probably the one with over 100 players

[pale grotto]

how many of those are active people cube

[fallow crow]

I used to like mineplex back in the day

[muted fern]

at least 4

=members

[honest thistle]

<:discord:699228850537889854> - HelpChat Members

Member counts for the whole guild.

Totals:

5,509
6

Status:

1,325
4,190

[woven prairie]

Spigot optimisation drawbacks

[fair island]

Is there's sharks? Do you chase people? Or do you poke the town?

[eternal apex]

gian, just don't use spigot

ez

[pale grotto]

50 shades of grey in that chat

damn

[fair island]

Spigot the best

[eternal apex]

it's really not

[pale grotto]

spigot is like a spigot

[eternal apex]

well, it is, but only because it's the only viable option

[pale grotto]

it gets rusty

[fair island]

Just like 1.8 is the best

[pale grotto]

and has to be replaced eventually

[woven prairie]

We have Tuinity with like 5 custom patches xD

[pale grotto]

plus md is 👩‍🦼

[eternal apex]

have you considered something like minerite?

cuberite*

[fair island]

I wanna ask something but I don't wanna sound dumb :/

[woven prairie]

That's the one in C?

[eternal apex]

c++ afaik

[pale grotto]

There's no dumn questions

Only dumb answers

[muted fern]

There is

"Can i have help"

Thats a no no

[woven prairie]

Minecraft Java Edition 1.13+ support is under development. Please don't join with 1.13 yet if you want a playable experience.

[fair island]

With paper they have like "patch" files. How do they work?

[eternal apex]

o

[muted fern]

Like ductape

Just slap it on the side

[fair island]

I mean, I'm just curious on how it honestly works

They use shell files somehow

[woven prairie]

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/blob/master/CONTRIBUTING.md Peep the methods

[fair island]

Yeah it's patch files like how does it connect to spigot tho?!

[eternal apex]

buildtools deobfuscates nms

[fallow crow]

There's a built in Aikar timer in there yes?

[eternal apex]

decompiles it

applies the patches

compiles it

=
spigot

[fair island]

Oh

Didn't wanna sound dumb asking sorry

I never knew how it honestly all worked

[eternal apex]

paperclip works a bit differently

I don't know the exact semantics sorry

[fair island]

It's fine what you said helps a lot

Also, paperclip?

[eternal apex]

that's paper's buildtools

[fair island]

Oh

[fallow crow]

I'm very surprised that aikar's timer has been around for like 2 years, but aternos support doesn't even ask anything about it, even why that exists and what's the use of it

[woven prairie]

Aren't . they a free host?

With minimum specs?

[fair island]

Yeah I think so

Or are they that host where you have to top it up every few days

[woven prairie]

oof

[fair island]

Time to get banned from a flat Earth subreddit

Ah banned already how boring they are

[regal juniper]

Waffles.

[fair island]

Glare.

[pale grotto]

Pancakes.

[regal juniper]

Thanks Tyler! 💕

[muted fern]

Thanks @livid isle ❤️ Appreciate the boost

[fallow crow]

It's a shame aternos discord never actually did purge

There's 150k people on there, but average online only at most 1000 ._.

[regal juniper]

Yikes

[muted fern]

Even we beat that

wew

[arctic raptor]

bots

[fallow crow]

https://i.imgur.com/q4wj2xA.png

https://i.imgur.com/udkPUoo.png

[arctic raptor]

yup

bots

[regal juniper]

That's a lot of bots

[arctic raptor]

imagine paying money to grow your discord member count

[fallow crow]

Don't blame me, I don't own that discord 🤷

[arctic raptor]

honestly sad

ye ik

[fallow crow]

I mailed the discord team about the purge calculation there because it takes forever to calculate

[arctic raptor]

Yeah i'd be interested to see that number

[fallow crow]

Luckily members don't assign any roles so it's easier task

But wow

[muted fern]

inb4 its 90% of the server

[arctic raptor]

lol

[livid isle]

No problem ❤️

[fallow crow]

Btw I'd actually be surprised if all the other dorks use invisiblility mode

https://i.imgur.com/q0EEmOC.png this average invisibility is fine

[arctic raptor]

that feels somewhat normal

[fallow crow]

But 15000+ invisible members online at once? That's impossible

Online counts can also be hidden with invisible members

[muted fern]

Our 30 day purge is around 1k

[arctic raptor]

jeez

[muted fern]

just for refrence

[fallow crow]

Haha. The last month I calculated, it was astonishingly 32k members ready to be pruned

that feels somewhat normal

It might

[arctic raptor]

Were you staff there or something

[fallow crow]

Yeah I am

[eternal apex]

why do they have so many members?

[arctic raptor]

Well it does feel normal for a discord that's been around since the goddamn skype era

Bots

They're all bots

[fallow crow]

Lol

[arctic raptor]

lmfao

[eternal apex]

has songoda caught back up after their purge?

[arctic raptor]

You might kill discord pruning 35k

[muted fern]

Believe so

[fallow crow]

Techically, I filed the higher staff to prune a couple months back, they said that it's useless to do

[muted fern]

At some point u have to do it

theres a max you can have

and a max online you can have

[arctic raptor]

There is?

[muted fern]

Believe its like 25k online before you need to contact discord

[arctic raptor]

huh why

[fair island]

Just pulled a all nighter by accident oops

[fallow crow]

So you mean I have to file discord for the prune? ._.

[muted fern]

resource limits im guessing

on the boxes we're stored on

[arctic raptor]

oh yeah lol

[regal juniper]

We'll contact them next year

[fair island]

Who?

[eternal apex]

so andre got 10k servers

I feel like it was 1k not that long ago

we got a long way to catch up cube

[muted fern]

Time to make a good public bot

[fair island]

No

[muted fern]

Arthur

[regal juniper]

Just push the update to the papi bot smh

[muted fern]

Barry's cousin

[eternal apex]

glare, there's a fatal problem with pushing papi to the public

who actually cares about a papi bot in their discord

[fair island]

Is it a admin chat now?

[eternal apex]

apart from maybe a couple other help chats

[muted fern]

every channel is admin chat

[fair island]

Oh

[regal juniper]

Alrighty then what kind of bot do you want to make?

[fair island]

It's mine now

[eternal apex]

idk lol

[fallow crow]

Let me try to contact them again

[arctic raptor]

Tarry

[muted fern]

Just dont do a dyno

and advertise in the logs

[fair island]

Larry

[muted fern]

lol

[arctic raptor]

LARRY

yes

[eternal apex]

larry is already a bot

[fair island]

Idc

Larry

[arctic raptor]

it is?

[eternal apex]

no

maybe

I can't remember

[fair island]

Darry

[eternal apex]

https://helpch.at/bots/Darry.png

[fallow crow]

If I have a bot on my own in that discord would be nice..

[fair island]

Wtf

[arctic raptor]

Darry

YES

[eternal apex]

cube already has art for all the bots

[fair island]

Is that a thing already

[arctic raptor]

hahaha

[fair island]

How

[muted fern]

https://helpch.at/bots/Qarry.png

[arctic raptor]

Qarry

[fair island]

HOW

[arctic raptor]

Its just

[regal juniper]

https://helpch.at/bots/Zarry.png

[eternal apex]

forward thinking that's how

[arctic raptor]

A-Z

[fair island]

Oh god

[muted fern]

We're always ready

[regal juniper]

And numbers

1-1000

[fair island]

Proof

[eternal apex]

these were actually made for april fools 2 years ago

[arctic raptor]

https://helpch.at/bots/1.png

dangit

[eternal apex]

we were going to have a - z arry's talk to each other

I didn't get it working in time tho

[arctic raptor]

oh god

[fair island]

They're lying

[fair island]

They're not lying

[arctic raptor]

Why did Barry's secretary come online

[eternal apex]

smh glare

idiot

[arctic raptor]

I swear to god

[muted fern]

1 job

<>

[regal juniper]

I fucked up

[arctic raptor]

< >

[fair island]

Warry

[muted fern]

Warryio

[fair island]

Should I wake up my parentd

[regal juniper]

How would you guys like to 100,000 menus on yur server?

[arctic raptor]

no

[fair island]

Parents*

[eternal apex]

how would you like 100000 players on your server

glare, do you know if any decent stress testers exist atm?

[fair island]

It's 6am I might do a wake up alarm on them

[eternal apex]

or should I make one

[fair island]

I didn't sleep at all last night 😬

[eternal apex]

sleep is optional

[regal juniper]

I have a stress tester for deluxe menus

[fair island]

I mean I'm gonna pass out today

[eternal apex]

for mc servers waffle king

passing out is optional odin

[muted fern]

Just make a nice hangman bot

ez

[fair island]

My body just passes out if I don't sleep

[regal juniper]

Yes, DeluxeMenus goes on mc servers

[fair island]

:(

[eternal apex]

smh

u aint no king

ur a peasant

[arctic raptor]

Who remembers HelpChat Uno™️

[eternal apex]

no one, that was never a thing

[arctic raptor]

It was

[muted fern]

it was

[arctic raptor]

Cube remembers

[eternal apex]

wot

[fair island]

It was

[arctic raptor]

😏

[eternal apex]

cube what is this

[regal juniper]

😏

[fair island]

;)

[regal juniper]

Don't tell him

[muted fern]

[regal juniper]

Only a peasent wouldn't know

[muted fern]

Yeah true admins know

[fair island]

[arctic raptor]

True admins

[eternal apex]

i was admin before glare 😕

[fair island]

I was a admin once

[muted fern]

And you don't know?

No wonder you got banned

[regal juniper]

Doesn't mean you're a true admin

[fair island]

In a weird dream

I had a weird dream of being admin here

[eternal apex]

why's that a weird dream?

[fair island]

I fucked up everything and you guys screamed at me

[muted fern]

It was purged from logs so you wont find it

[eternal apex]

k

[fair island]

I can remember it tho

Idk how

[arctic raptor]

I need steam game suggestions

[regal juniper]

Y'all think we should make tutorials on the website?

[fair island]

Minecraft

[arctic raptor]

I'd like to spend

[fair island]

Cyberpunk

Bam spent all in one go

[regal juniper]

@worthy hare

[arctic raptor]

eh

[muted fern]

Wb

[regal juniper]

Do you like waffles

[arctic raptor]

who

[worthy hare]

yes

[fair island]

Why are you asking everyone if they like waffles

I now want waffles

[worthy hare]

but i dont eat them occasionally

[fair island]

Thanks

You gonna sleep now cube

We're all waking up, so it's time for you to sleep

[muted fern]

http://helpch.at/releases/helpchat-waffle-survey?ref=discord_offtopic?id=252s3

[eternal apex]

@arctic raptor rust

[fair island]

Cool survey man

[worthy hare]

its gonna be a rick roll

[muted fern]

Thanks, @regal juniper made it

[worthy hare]

im not clicking it

[arctic raptor]

I already have rust @eternal apex

[eternal apex]

buy it again

[fair island]

Nah its a honest survey

[worthy hare]

im not clicking it

[fair island]

Click if

[worthy hare]

no

[eternal apex]

ark

[fair island]

Click it

Or ban

[regal juniper]

Barry just came in clutch and cleared up full menus pasted 4 years ago.

[worthy hare]

not again 😭

[fair island]

Beat saber

[arctic raptor]

Smart

[fair island]

It's not

[worthy hare]

you're not getting me again

[regal juniper]

Wanna see something spooky?

[fair island]

Click it or ban

[worthy hare]

no

[regal juniper]

https://discordapp.com/channels/164280494874165248/164280494874165248/700212334265892917

This menu was made 4 years ago

[fair island]

Yes

[regal juniper]

A dead person could've made that menu

[fair island]

I'm a admin

[worthy hare]

no

[arctic raptor]

Im a admin

[worthy hare]

same

[muted fern]

well I'm an admin

[arctic raptor]

no

[regal juniper]

Imagine how many people you've talked to in this Discord that could be dead now

[arctic raptor]

You're a Support

[worthy hare]

yIKES

[fair island]

Damn

That went dark

[muted fern]

http://helpch.at/christmas-song why is this a link

[arctic raptor]

Okay glare

[worthy hare]

its a rick roll

[fair island]

It's not

[worthy hare]

yup

[muted fern]

Yeah but why

[worthy hare]

i clicked it

its a rick roll

[arctic raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnJ8jsw4BSo

[fair island]

It's not

[worthy hare]

it is

click it

[arctic raptor]

Dashing through the bush

[regal juniper]

Yeah you could eat a waffle and make it bright again

[fair island]

I had to witness that singer in concert

[regal juniper]

=milti

[muted fern]

https://helpch.at/host

[regal juniper]

=multi

[honest thistle]

Your XP Multiplier:

[arctic raptor]

LOL

MzunguHosting

[fair island]

Wtf

[regal juniper]

=multi spin

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[fair island]

10

[fair island]

It chose 10

Fix it

[worthy hare]

:(

[arctic raptor]

Rigged

[regal juniper]

=multi

[honest thistle]

Your XP Multiplier:

[regal juniper]

Ayy

[arctic raptor]

Fuck

[fair island]

Fix it or we leave

[worthy hare]

stop bypassing as an admin

smh

[arctic raptor]

Ikr

What a nerd

[fair island]

Click the link Emily

[regal juniper]

Stop complaining I just gaveyou x3

[worthy hare]

click what

[fair island]

The link

[worthy hare]

what link

[fair island]

I want 11 waffle king

[worthy hare]

[fair island]

Click it

I ban you

[regal juniper]

If you boost it'll be 6

If you double boost it'll be 12

[arctic raptor]

Cube

[worthy hare]

what if you triple boost

[arctic raptor]

run the ban spin

[worthy hare]

24?

[fair island]

I want 69

Ban spin?!

[worthy hare]

Kappa

[arctic raptor]

Ban spin!!!

[regal juniper]

=wheel ban

[honest thistle]

XP Wheel Result...

[arctic raptor]

yes

wait

thats not it

[muted fern]

just gave himself 100 xp

[arctic raptor]

Lmfao

[muted fern]

thats banable

[fair island]

It not a thing

[arctic raptor]

HACKS

[worthy hare]

you're bannable

[fair island]

HACKS

Ban Emily

[regal juniper]

=banwheel

[worthy hare]

inb4 admins spamming wheel

[regal juniper]

I forgot the command

[arctic raptor]

Cube run

the

wheel

[fair island]

Cube do it

[regal juniper]

=spin ban

[honest thistle]

XP Wheel Result...

[regal juniper]

Wtf

[fallow crow]

Lol

You cheater

[muted fern]

just another 30 xp

and with a multiplier

[fair island]

Cube doesn't know it lol

[muted fern]

what a hacker

[regal juniper]

=wheel banwheel

[honest thistle]

Ban Wheel Result...

[worthy hare]

thats rigged

af

[fair island]

Ban wheel on me

[muted fern]

no idea what you're talking about

we use it all the time

on people that break the rules

[fallow crow]

=wheel banwheel Frosty

[fair island]

Do it on me I'll be safe

[fallow crow]

Oh

[regal juniper]

||That's how Emily got banned||

[worthy hare]

smh

im sueing barry

[fair island]

No

[fallow crow]

F

[regal juniper]

F

[fair island]

I'm Barry's lawyer

[worthy hare]

even more the reason

[fair island]

Rude

[honest thistle]

🔨 The hammer has been swung.

@honest thistle Banned!

[muted fern]

=💪

[worthy hare]

[honest thistle]

<:discord:699228850537889854> - HelpChat Stats

Here are some guild wide stats for your eyeballs. :eyes:

XP Generated:

6,579,195

Level Ups:

9,070

Pastes Created:

13,981

Commands Ran:

72,531

Images Generated:

31,923

Words Scrambled:

52,157

Total Messages:

2,204,752+

Guild Members:

5,515

Date Created:

Mar 29 2016

[fallow crow]

Wait how

[fair island]

LOL

[fallow crow]

The bot send requests so smoothly

[worthy hare]

but hes still rigged

[fair island]

Bye Barry

[eternal apex]

72k commands damn

probs all #garys-playground

[arctic raptor]

72,532 now

[worthy hare]

invisible channel 🤔

[muted fern]

doesnt count @night walrus

[fair island]

Gary's playground?!

[muted fern]

good channel

[fair island]

What's the secret command this time

[arctic raptor]

what the fuck

was that

[worthy hare]

=secret

[arctic raptor]

HE HAUNTS US

[regal juniper]

=waffle

:(

[worthy hare]

=waffle

[fallow crow]

Lol

[fair island]

=clip

[regal juniper]

I'll add =waffle soon

[arctic raptor]

Why isnt clip a thing

[muted fern]

clip never sent me one

or requesting one

[fair island]

Make him one

[regal juniper]

||only active admins get a command||

[arctic raptor]

Make =clip a gif of the microsoft clip

LOL

[fair island]

Yes

[worthy hare]

clip active in 2020?

[fair island]

Who?

[regal juniper]

Maybe 2021

[arctic raptor]

=clip

[fair island]

Aww

[fair island]

Better

[arctic raptor]

this one

[fair island]

I really anana sleep

[worthy hare]

have you guys watched

minority report?

[fair island]

It's 6:30am and I haven't slept

[regal juniper]

I'm watching The Office

[worthy hare]

minority report

is so dumb

[arctic raptor]

Im watching criminal minds

[worthy hare]

it has a plothole

and is annoying

[regal juniper]

Is it on Netflix

[eternal apex]

keep watching the office

[regal juniper]

I'm watching Waffle King

[arctic raptor]

Waffle King

dear god

[fallow crow]

Here's my new phone looks like

[regal juniper]

What phone is it?

@worthy hare the movie?

Yeah I've seen it

[worthy hare]

its like a cyberpunk movie or something

[regal juniper]

Kinda

[worthy hare]

or thats what the category was

[regal juniper]

Have you seen arrested development

[worthy hare]

on netflix

no

[regal juniper]

Do you watch anything decent?

[worthy hare]

wtf

[fallow crow]

@regal juniper Samsung Galaxy A51

[worthy hare]

yes?

if you classify the office as decent

then no

[fallow crow]

Gotta admit, screen capture has a really tall height

[regal juniper]

Yeah

I just picked up a new phone too and I love it

[worthy hare]

http://helpch.at/christmas-song this song hits different

why does it embed

LMAO

[regal juniper]

Ur a dum by

[fallow crow]

😂

[worthy hare]

it didnt embed for cube

:(

[regal juniper]

My favorite part of this phone is it'll last for about 2 days and it'll charge in an hour

[fallow crow]

http://helpch.at/christmas-song you sux

[worthy hare]

wtf

why does it not embed for you

im confusion

[regal juniper]

Because of markdown

[fallow crow]

Shh

[regal juniper]

"who's mark"

[worthy hare]

oh like

I had to type it instead of

copy pasta

[regal juniper]

Ya

[worthy hare]

ahh

http://help.chat/chrismtas-song

ooh

wait

i typed that wrong

[fallow crow]

I'm going to rate this waffle 1.5 stars ._.

[worthy hare]

._.

[eternal apex]

out of 1.7 stars?

[worthy hare]

http://help.chat/christmas-song

ok

[eternal apex]

smh

[regal juniper]

Get the url right

[worthy hare]

wait

why did it go to amazon

xD

[regal juniper]

helpch.at

[fallow crow]

magic

[worthy hare]

http://helpch.at/christmas-song

?

[regal juniper]

April Fool's!

[worthy hare]

I tyPED it

right

[regal juniper]

Haha you fell for it

[worthy hare]

:(

[regal juniper]

Tell me something decent you watch on Netflix

[worthy hare]

supernatural

arrow

[regal juniper]

Something else

[worthy hare]

flash

[eternal apex]

latest seasons of supernatural are trash

[worthy hare]

??

[eternal apex]

i haven't seen 15 yet tho

[worthy hare]

??

[regal juniper]

I dropped arrow after like S7

[worthy hare]

ban urself

[regal juniper]

Flash is eh

Wrap the url in <>

[worthy hare]

no

you're gonna prank me again

[regal juniper]

https://helpch.at

[worthy hare]

?

https://helpch.at/

[eternal apex]

s10 - s14 of supernatural is just sam giving fat speeches every time he talks

[regal juniper]

Wrap it in <>

[eternal apex]

i don't want no speeches

[worthy hare]

https://helpch.at/

???!

https://helpch.at

oh

https://helpch.at/christmas-song

YES

[fallow crow]

Jesus dude, now I'm going to downgrade the marks for this waffle

[regal juniper]

I might go make a waffle

[worthy hare]

678,359,497 views

[eternal apex]

waffle king, you don't make ur own waffles

u aren't fooling anyone

ik u buy packs of 60

[worthy hare]

https://helpch.at/host

wtf

LMAo

[regal juniper]

I actually bought some batter today

[worthy hare]

https://i.imgur.com/PLezeCq.png

i just choked

and almost died

oh i have one waffle king

lucifer

[regal juniper]

Seen that

Not bad

[worthy hare]

the order?

[regal juniper]

Bro the music on the website 😂

Yeah I saw that too

[worthy hare]

vampire diaries?

[regal juniper]

Started, eh

[worthy hare]

code8?

a movie

it has stephen amell and robbie amell in it

[regal juniper]

I like my uptime low 😂😂

[worthy hare]

ah

[regal juniper]

I've met them both

[worthy hare]

dang really

[regal juniper]

Ya

[worthy hare]

who is better looking irl

[regal juniper]

Idk I was like 12 😂

[worthy hare]

lol

[regal juniper]

I can't believe this is really a song

I love this

[worthy hare]

this one?

http://helpch.at/christmas-song

[eternal apex]

https://mzunguhosting.ml/new.mp3 emily

[muted fern]

https://printer.discordapp.com

[worthy hare]

lmaoo

[eternal apex]

ay glare

[worthy hare]

why was that site so laggy

[eternal apex]

it has a minecraft mention

[worthy hare]

is it in my mainframe

[eternal apex]

wym?

site is very modern and fast

[worthy hare]

newtwork is fast my man

[eternal apex]

yes precisely

[regal juniper]

FASTTT

Too bad Jeezy and TI didn't sing this one

But it's good

[mellow wedge]

@rotund wind reason for add?

[worthy hare]

https://i.imgur.com/pcr7yI4.png

[eternal apex]

that's gotta be a pet peeve. I hate how people just automatically assume your pms are closed and add you as a friend.

[mellow wedge]

it happens 24/7

[velvet crescent]

Is that emily

[muted fern]

disable friend requests

[worthy hare]

😩

[muted fern]

ez

[eternal apex]

I wish there was a blatant "no" button on the friend list

[mellow wedge]

and I know there's been an increase in people in the helpchat because it happens more and more

[velvet crescent]

Wrong emoji lol

[worthy hare]

[eternal apex]

so I could tell them I'm denying their request, instead of it doing it silently

[mellow wedge]

@muted fern if somebody adds me and they aren't in this discord, I'll add them and ask why 😂

[regal juniper]

I closed my friends list about a year ago after I started waking up to 10 or 15 friend requests.

[mellow wedge]

usually they want help for my plugin or smthn

[muted fern]

surely none are legit

why would people want to dm you

[mellow wedge]

oof

[regal juniper]

Good question

[worthy hare]

oh

[muted fern]

wasnt meant to be a roast

[worthy hare]

i get friended and im like "why are you here"

[regal juniper]

I don't even want to talk to mywelf

[drowsy canyon]

lol

[regal juniper]

Who r u

[worthy hare]

i am me

[mellow wedge]

whoru

[regal juniper]

Why r u laughing

[worthy hare]

lol

[regal juniper]

Y r u running

[mellow wedge]

yrurunning

[worthy hare]

gotta go fast

like sonic

[eternal apex]

newtork is fast my man

[regal juniper]

https://media.tenor.com/images/bae8ba0d9aafab3ec78b2d34d0519a6c/tenor.gif

[worthy hare]

newtork is fast my man

[velvet crescent]

Piggy, I'm giving up on the contest

[eternal apex]

k

[worthy hare]

r u there?

[eternal apex]

=tier

[honest thistle]

Your Current Level Tier

Let's see how far along you are:

Current Tier:

Tier V

Contains Levels:

40 - 49

[mellow wedge]

i love newtork

[eternal apex]

@muted fern i did it

[worthy hare]

Hello how can i helpp u

[eternal apex]

Helo*

[regal juniper]

Frosty do you have a mcm

[worthy hare]

oh

[mellow wedge]

you cant

[worthy hare]

oops

that site loads so quickly

[velvet crescent]

I do Glare

[muted fern]

🎉

[regal juniper]

Link it?

[eternal apex]

https://helpch.at/host

[worthy hare]

http://helpch.at/host

super fast

[regal juniper]

@velvet crescent link it

[velvet crescent]

On mobile

[rotund wind]

@rotund wind reason for add?
@mellow wedge iwant to ask u something 🤦

[regal juniper]

So am I

[velvet crescent]

Don't know the pass so can't log in

[regal juniper]

Smfh

[velvet crescent]

I use random passes so shrug

[worthy hare]

https://www.mc-market.org/members/151123/

[regal juniper]

@worthy hare yeah I've seen code8

[worthy hare]

so good

tbh

[eternal apex]

frosty I don't think I'm gonna do any more on the contest either

i'm happy with my rocket

will probs continue the plugin tho

[worthy hare]

also your network must be really fast

i sent that like

[eternal apex]

newtork*

[worthy hare]

5 minutes ago

[regal juniper]

Frosty do you not have any resources?

[worthy hare]

he posts on songoda

[regal juniper]

@worthy hare have you seen You

[worthy hare]

no

[velvet crescent]

Deleted all cause mcm has shit traffic

[worthy hare]

i started it

you have no premium plugins on spigot either?

are you saying spigot has more traffic than songoda

[regal juniper]

Rip forsfy

I was going to buy simetj in ng

[eternal apex]

😕

[worthy hare]

I'd say buy messagetoggle

but it doesnt work

[eternal apex]

those aren't words waffle

[velvet crescent]

Don't

[regal juniper]

I won't buy it if it's not on spigot

Tho I've bought Gaby stuff from mcm before

[velvet crescent]

I mean Waffle Boi, you can always contribute to FJ

[worthy hare]

https://i.imgur.com/r1v5icw.png

[regal juniper]

Can't. Watching Total Drama Island

[worthy hare]

HelpChat > DeluxeMenus

[regal juniper]

I will reinstate your ban

I have no problem doing that

[velvet crescent]

Kek

[worthy hare]

DeluxeMenus > HelpChat

[velvet crescent]

Anyone got a clue who owns PlaceholderAPI account?

[muted fern]

funnycube > helpchat

[rotund wind]

Can somebody help me write a Macbeth essay?

[worthy hare]

no

ask your teacher

[rotund wind]

its a test lmao.

[mellow wedge]

is that what you added me for

tf

[rotund wind]

NO

LOL

[worthy hare]

just read

[regal juniper]

lo

[rotund wind]

I want to ask u a question

so accept

[worthy hare]

also

[mellow wedge]

ask it here

[worthy hare]

imagine being a junior

unlucky

[rotund wind]

wot?

[mellow wedge]

hmm?

[honest thistle]

📋 Your paste, cj89898

https://paste.helpch.at/ovunimarah

A member of staff has requested I move your message to a paste,
Most likely beacause it contains a config/error/code snippet.

[worthy hare]

oof

i smell trouble

[mellow wedge]

nah they were testing the bot

[worthy hare]

ah

[rotund wind]

emily can you describe the downfall of macbeth?

[regal juniper]

He fell for the girl and killed himself

Wait that's Romeo and Juliet

[worthy hare]

i dont know man that was like

2 and a half years ago

[rotund wind]

That is actually his wife but ok

[regal juniper]

That was like 3 or 4 years ago

[worthy hare]

wait

i remember now